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tv   Ironiya sudbi  1TV  December 31, 2023 4:45pm-6:00pm MSK

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yes father, uncle pash, you know that if i drink, what will happen? do you love your father? dad, dad , i love you, please tell him, now you’ll have a drink, and we’ll teach you how to make dad happy, keep your attention. doesn't it work right away? what kind of deodorant is it? idiot,
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idiot, yes, now i said what? forgot about me, an alcoholic, didn’t understand, no, i ’m not talking about you, there’s nothing to take from us dad, listen, a man snuck into my apartment, either a thief or a homeless person, i still don’t understand, you yourself are a homeless person, what kind of person am i? bum, give me you, so that i already i pulled up, i hope, don’t worry, why don’t you open the windows, yeah, i already see you, who else is there? and so you’re not
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working alone, help, help, wait, yeah, what is he, i’m the fourth century, please, yeah, where is he? so. so what do we have here? what kind of friend didn’t take anything from? yes, well, thank god , hello vladik, hello, but i’m not vladik, i said, call me back a little later, just be sure to call me back, yes, come on, come on, got up quickly, can you hear me?
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roman evgeniy, not roman, also no, evgenich in the bahamas, yes, yes, i will definitely tell him, okay, of course, goodbye, spouses, hello, he flew in an hour and a half ago from moscow, well, you ask me, i hope you ask him, hi tolik, how are things bad, just i’m not tolik, you listen to me, this is the case, if there are problems with the tenants in the future, take vlad and drive him there quickly, the promising one. in egypt you are with us, well
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, come on, who let you in there, you parasite tedek , i’m not in egypt, i think, come on, swim, swim, okay, konstantin evgenievich lukashen, well, here, well, finally, here this is me, third street of builders, building 25, apartment 12, yes, i didn’t understand that we were in the wrong place, well, it happens, moscow, moscow, moscow. yes, wait, wait, what about the mishkar , because he flew to st. petersburg, got drunk, and he thinks he’s at home, probably, what do you want to do, but deport him to the cold, i don’t want to go to the cold, well, my dear, doesn’t want , of course, ugh, you’re vodka-fueled, or something, get up, get up, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, i, i’m thirsty, i’m thirsty, and this, well, don’t drink, well, what do you want , well, well, well
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, it’s a pity, i really wanted it to be like a family, dad, mom, you and me, what were you up to? me, and i, wow, super, what, how does it suit you, and
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the girl? i didn’t get in, there wasn’t enough space, wait, wait, where is the church, the church, where, where, what?
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am i what are you playing? well, thank god, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, but how is it? lukashek, zhenya, well, you are here, zhenya, lukashe, well , finally, woman, hello, great, well, as always, where were you, kostya, did you go, where did you go, well, you have to think logically, he ’s not here, yes, that means there are two options, either he’s already left, or he hasn’t come yet, you think,
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that this is very careful, yes, i’m kidding, i’m kidding , kostya called and apologized, he’s in leningrad, where in leningrad? stop calling, i'm bones , bones, bones, remember your youth , you will be pleased, you're with a girl, i 'm calling you, where, where am i with a girl, where where, where in leningrad, in what leningrad, there hasn't been such a city for a long time , there is no city, but the third street of the builder remains, how is he there? turned out, how did i end up here? how did he end up here? i don’t know, i i don’t know what that means i don’t know, that’s how you brought me here, what
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meh, why are you dropping me, what is this? oh, what did i go, it doesn’t fit, yes, let me try, don’t, i’ll try, what are you pushing me, how did he get here while i, wait, i think i asked aunt olya to bring me, my neighbor on the landing, already bones, i told her that you would come, uh-huh, yes, she also says hello to you, waving her hand to you, let’s go bye, that’s it, greetings from rifatov, i didn’t say hello and didn’t wave my hand, you waved your hand in the shower, and i saw, wait, wait, how did i get here, suppose
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found out, yes, how did you end up here, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, now we can shoot the last request, drink coffee, we can live in the snow, wait, can i have a phone number? dial the number, then i can’t, thank you, hello, now
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, it’s ringing in your pocket, yes, exactly, thank you, hello, thank you, otherwise i’m now, yes, no need, yes, happy new year is like no water for you don't take off your clothes, don't take off your clothes, save me already , save me quietly, yes yes, there is no problem of any kind , no, hello, lev sergeevich, hello, hello , get lost, yes, japanese, hello, yes, no, we let's solve it, why?
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of course, lier sergeevich, don’t worry , in a pinch, i’ll go there myself, don’t worry, the main thing is good, vladik, okay, i asked you to call me back, well, make me coffee, from a normal cup, well, i i’m not at work, but hopefully, okay , that’s it, we forgot, let me explain, it means that we have a house there with our station in the future, the residents of this house wrote complaints that supposedly they have televisions behind our station.
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so, you see, i
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will be celebrating this new year for the first time together with nadya, yes, we are with her, we’ve known each other for a year, but i have the feeling that it’s been a very, very long time, yes, now i’d really like to get to know you, but it’s a pity, but excuse me, excuse me, goodbye , goodbye, well, be capricious, well nothing, i told him. i call and he agrees, you think he’s 100% sure, yes, but who are you? in terms of? valentin ivanovna, our station
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cannot interfere with your television antenna in any way, you understand, now all of us residents of the house will go up to the roof and eat it, i have already sent you a specialist. there's a more serious matter, yes, come on, hey, you fell asleep or what,
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why are you calling my ball, and valera, stop, don’t, i’m not for you, valera, where? yes, irina vladimirovna, and you too, yes, yes, i congratulate you on the upcoming new year from our company, good luck, happiness, love, all the best, yes, goodbye, goodbye, let 's go already, that's it, bye, bye , i say,
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how did you get into the apartment? the keys don’t fit, she let me in, come on, okay
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, just say it! “come out, come out, quickly, come out, to the frog, with permission, you won’t talk on the phone, i’ll refrain, then ok, thank you, excuse me,
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it's time, let's go, uncle pash, i've done everything, the gift is ready, dad can leave, and we told dad about it. what an incredible coincidence , but he didn’t believe us, well then let him call me back on my phone right now, but what to tell him, well, i don’t know, think of it, of course, it’s kostya
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, yes, he asks me to call you back on his phone, hello, yes, hello , kostya, “sorry, he left his phone number, who are you? nadya, nadya, well, this is leningrad, builder street, building 25, apartment 12, how do you know, excuse me, for god’s sake, but i used to live here alone, one of my friends , her name was also nadya, you apparently tell my mother, she will be here soon." do you want to say that you are nadezhda nadezhdovna? ​​yes, absolutely right, or rather politovna, you said,
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konstantin has already left, yes, they're taking him to the station, lord, he's a little drunk, you know , i really wouldn't want you to think that he drinks, he practically doesn't drink at all, in his youth, in his youth, he drank one glass, and he disconnected, later tried again, the same result, in my opinion, this is called intolerance, probably yes, you know , it’s just incredible that here we are, please say hi to mom, okay, that is, no, no, not necessary, in general, whatever you want, sorry, no problem, until dates, bye, well
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, let’s talk, such coincidences don’t happen, you have to think logically, in life there are usually things that can’t happen, uh-huh, uh-huh, but what can happen. doesn’t happen in life, well, how did he end up there, i’m sorry, for god’s sake, i did it, your father called, yes, and what did he say, he said that you can’t drink, yes, please, goodbye, thank you, you, i'm sorry, i, i'm telling you.
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listen, i don’t know where your passport is, i gave it to you, okay, okay, look what i have, why are you kidding me, now you
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’ll probably forget something again, my god, go away, you’ll finally get back , why are you acting as if you are at home, something is burning in the kitchen, damn, where did you fall on my head, trouble, what happened, oil, oil, got burned yes, no way, that’s it this is not necessary, yes, with water right away, and then with ointment, cholendules, cholendules, it will do, oh, what are you talking about blow on me, now, doctor, i know what ’s best, everything, now everything will pass, everything is everything.
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my mother, in a literal sense, you need to come up with something, well, come up with it. so that means you’re the driver of eraclius , you’ve arrived, you’ve brought something, you’re already leaving, okay , wait, wait a minute, what kind of driver am i, i’m a bit of a jerk, it turns out, you can think of something, i can think of it, i’m thinking now , oh, you know, you better open it quickly, otherwise she’ll think we’re getting dressed, idiot, mommy, uh, it ’s called buying on... little things, that’s all there, mom, well, finally, hope, hold it, hope, hold it, what are you, well, this , excuse me, please, wow, what a burden, this is very harmful, this, i ’m telling you as a practicing doctor , what kind of doctor, we are, in fact, what kind of doctor i am, allow me to introduce myself to one friend, and in general, that in general, for some reason, my friend, for about two hours, exactly, if not more, then, why are
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we, we you... funny, you are passing, passing, i recognize the delicacy of your generation, you are afraid to interfere with the happiness of your children, is it necessary, what are you talking about, nadya, who is this, this my classmate, he’s already leaving, nadyusha, what kind of classmate am i, please, i can introduce myself, what’s my mother’s name, nadezhda vasilievna, nadezhda vasilievna, allow me to introduce myself, konstantin evgenovich. lukashen , lukashin, yes, lukashen, from moscow, yes, from moscow, you go, go, nadya, to the derakly, well, go, it’s promising, there’s a dead end, valer, i think i’m lost. listen,
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look again on the navigator, greatest hits of the past decade, the best day, came yesterday, go outside at night, stayed until in the morning, raise your heads up, your motherland is for you, we will stand for you until the end, motherland. behind the gloom, you can feel the boss behind the harmatylo, just a round dance, we are an echo, we are an echo, we have been eating each other for a long time, let there be
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friends nearby who will always help. it’s raining outside the window, you and i are not sleeping, and you whisper to me again, you are my number one, the first night of the year is on the first, mancacher whiskey is a product of the stellar group, neat. please, the new year's premiere is on the first, wow, so what does that mean? well, maybe that's big is the difference fresh, or that, mm, the big difference is the taste, uh-huh, or maybe, like this, you haven’t
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had enough of the big difference yet? there really is a big difference, verochka, call me kenn efremovich novoseltsev. hi, barbie, about koschiv, haykin efremovich, january 1, on the first, normal. fairy tales, the further they go, the scarier they are, i’m not for you, valer, understand?
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where does ivanovna live, a woman called me from your house, name is valentina ivanovna, please tell me, i need the apartment number, and the police, so fire, so scandalous, i show the same thing, so i bought a plate, well, that’s great, well, i’m without any interference, in which apartment, thank you.
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he’s still alive and sends you warm greetings, which is fine, he’s just saying hello, one, wait, wait, this is my phone, it’s unbearable, i need to change the ringtone, thank you. yes kostya, why didn’t you leave? why? which one do you want? well, then nadezhda vasilievna came up and said that you are an adventurer, why is it interesting? give me the phone, the phone asks,
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life forced you to do something, well , great, well, come on, we are waiting for you, no way, kostya, they will make you happy, of course, and nadezhda vasilina, give me the phone, hello, hello, hello, it’s turned off
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, it’s dead, in my opinion, these new phones, their batteries don’t last at all, you have a recharger, yes, no chargers, well, literally... go away, okay, i’ll leave , i need to recharge a little, i need to talk to dad, oh, lord, god, what, what should i do, zhenya, nothing can be done, i need to fly, why, save my son, yes, she i’m sure that i lost everything, but just fly and explain everything, well, yes, okay, why explain, what’s important is the plane? no longer there, you can look for the plane, it’s now it’s elementary, grigor ivanovich, it’s me again, yes, i would like one more ticket for any flight to
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st. petersburg, which means, well, thank you, one more, thank you. zhen, maybe you can wash yourself, maybe just a little, everything that you were starving , you were starving, you can still do it here, honey, i didn’t create a thought, honestly, honestly, i wanted to meet the woman my father loved, do not love. and it’s not serious, but why? you ask him, okay, this is delicious, very, very tasty, yes, but i
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don’t really understand whether it’s fish or chicken, charged, yes, already charged, will you call dad, no? i don’t want to, but how, what about me, go away, where am i, now dad is flying in, so call so that he doesn’t fly, no, well, you don’t know him well, i just know him well. yes, that is, in general, wait for him at the entrance, on the street, anywhere, that ’s it, excuse me, i’ll wait, oh, this, sorry, this is yours, thank you, thank you, this is heracles, sanya, i’m here, hello , it’s you, it’s me, son, you’re my dear! so this is him,
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that means, i’m valentina, here - and this is tatyana, she’s calling from israel, here we are, friends of your future mother-in-law, mother-in-law, these are not so dear nadya and erakli, but we decided to give you this photo, and fa, what a photo, and this is your mother, i’m not their mother, i’m a mother just don’t cling to words, this is what i give to them, oh , what a good mayshchik, well, it’s bitter , that’s right tatyana, bitter, bitter, it’s impossible , it’s impossible, it’s not supposed to, it’s only for the wedding, let me, tanya, i’ll call you later , okay, i kiss you, but no, well, it’s bitter anyway, valya, valya, stop it, we have to go to the store. okay, yeah, yes, okay, everything, good, up
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goodbye, good , intelligent, good-eyed, such a blueberry, goodbye, goodbye, what a woman, you are also very beautiful, i’ll wait there, and you look for your passport, please, hello, hello, hello, georgievich , hello, this is eraclius, and it’s you again, yes, it’s me again, i don’t know. will this be an argument for you, i want
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to make the proposal today at 12:00, and she knows about it, i think she guesses, so i would like it to be as it should be, so that in the presence of nadezhda vasilievna you, well, as before, remember, i’m asking for your daughter’s hand in marriage, and so on, as i understand it, you’re not asking, but it seems you’ve already decided everything, including because of her, yourself, that is, she didn’t say anything, but she made it clear that she didn’t i understand why it is needed , that is, i have a good reason to ask you to come - to us today, you have already decided everything and didn’t even find the time not to get to know me, but ipalovich, it’s not true and suddenly you need me, i tried, well, thank you , how many days? border guards year, well
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, come to the wedding, thanks for the invitation, but how long days of border guards in a year , excuse me, well, well, okay, we'll see, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, what, how many days of border guards in a year, actually one, two, or at least three, tell me, valentin ivanovich , children's rhyme, you know, i know a lot of people, frost, the governor. on patrol, goes around his possessions, on patrol, you understand, that is, santa claus is also a border guard, yes, you joked about this topic, no, no, i understand, new year is also a border guard’s day, i understand, tell me, valentina ivanovna, here lives, gatekeeper, listen, let's go have a drink, no, no, let's go , let's go, no, no, no, then, then , then, then, then, soldier,
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he just returned, as he returned, wait a second,
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border guard, where are you? nadya, call the police, i'll be there soon. okay, border guard, wait, come on, hey, idiot, quiet, quiet. ebotsky.
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but now i know, it’s possible in a friendly way, it’s absolutely not suitable for you, maybe you’re suitable, well, why not, give me a little time, you’ll understand, otherwise we all communicate somehow in a fuss of nerves, hello, call me back , the same is not possible. also no one no one will hear, you talk to me normally, you will appreciate it, well, i’m kind, i’m not stupid, a delicate, young man, with very serious intentions, you will leave yourself or should i call the police, i think that i
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won’t leave on my own , here... okay, now , hello, police, good evening, happy new year , happy new year to you, and you know, the thing is that a man snuck into my apartment, i don’t know, but you’ll figure it out. third street of builders, building 25, apartment 12, crazy, what did you think? listen, it's better for you to leave, but what about them? what do you say, i’ll say that you were scared and ran away,
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no, that doesn’t fit at all, they will punish you for making a false call, i can’t allow that, how noble, it happens sometimes, just let me be here. they come, i understand, well , it just doesn’t match, you once said that a man broke into the apartment, and i was on the landing, it just doesn’t correspond to the legend, you know what we’ll do, i’ll have one foot in the apartment, and one on staircase, everyone is fine, listen, i’m still very interested in how you are? i found myself here and what is here did your father do? that’s it, fly , lord, honestly, i’m still not sure that this is necessary, give it here, i’ll fly myself, come on, give it here, i
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say, i’ll fly myself, well, i’ll fly you, give it here, you’ll break the day, even without a gift, you are a gift yourself, pasha bouquet. “here ’s for your mood, you fly with god, god , here’s the antenna, yeah, with this wire, it’s attached over there, well, well, when the wind blows interference around this station, well, that means you need to take this wire, wait a minute, here you need a little bit under'. "don't move anything, don't touch, don't touch, be careful, let her go, let her go, nothing, be careful, hey, i’ll come, let her in.
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turu, if you don’t have a house, he’s not afraid of fires, his wife won’t leave for someone else, if you, if you, if you don’t have a wife, not this woman, if you don’t have a dog, but tan is great! she won’t be poisoned by a neighbor, she won’t be with a friend, she did it, if you, if you, if you
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don’t have a friend, don’t have a friend, the orchestra is ringing with bass , the trumpeter is blowing, think for yourself, decide for yourself, or not to have. think for yourself, decide for yourself, to have or not to have, to have or not, twelfth, yes,
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they called, they called, here, a man by mistake got into my apartment and doesn’t want to leave, i don’t want to, that’s understandable. perhaps he didn’t openly, the documents, now, please, his registration is there, he has moscow, not st. petersburg, moscow.
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but i know that your birthday is a thing of the past, unfortunately, this is a bouquet of russia, you
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could have left here many times, i know how many theaters invited you, but you were left with skoritsa, oh how she kissed him so tenderly, somehow we we diverged in time to be born into this world, and therefore it will not be possible to support you, i think, in the next life.
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gin сnop product.
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where is the women's section? which women's section? well, they just brought me here with a girl, but where is she now? the main thing is don’t yell, everything will be fine, they’ll check everything there, more tea, do you want more? no, thank you, tell me, can i call you? please thanks.
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i understand, i’m on my way, let’s hurry, okay, thank you, no, i’m just talking about our conversation, about fishing, i’m on my way, i need to leave urgently, i ’ll be back, i’ll be back, don’t worry about it. when he fixes it, then well, are you human or not, i have a cleaning job, i need it, give it, give it, give it back, i said, give it back, give it back, i said, they’ll come and fix it, everything will be fine, people, quietly, i called the repairmen, i’ll come now,
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strong, freely. it won’t be there anymore, probably, probably, or for sure, and give it to your mother, say hello to me, happy new year, definitely, thank you, to be honest , i can’t give a complete guarantee, you know what, only one person can intervene to put everything in its place, yours father. thank you
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very much, yes, i’m on my way to something, i’m just talking about our conversation about when, you know, you burst in after very hard work, very, for what detained, honestly, out of stupidity, he just had a quarrel with his fiancée, she called the police, the fiancée.
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where could i hide it, maybe a cucumber, on
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the other hand, think for yourself, where without a bar, who would have pity on us fools, for example, i’ve been married twice, both times. well, we had a good time, happy new year,
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i’m listening, bulls, these are mammoths, you have.
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if you hadn’t left, nothing would have happened, well, i didn’t do it of my own free will, what are you starting, my dear, well, you left me to deal with this alcoholic, he’s not an alcoholic, he just has intolerance, you’re already defending, no, but if you don't come back for the new year, i... will celebrate it with him, i'm almost sure
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i'll make it, damn it , oh, sorry, yes, sit down, man, we don't pick up twice, but get in, you can, you can, you can, well, moody!
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i'm chasing bastards.
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come on, go see who’s there, ugh, border guard, you have the ring, give it back quickly, ugh , ugh, ugh, quietly, quietly, why are you shouting , come on in, sit down, have a drink, oh, i saw the tv was fixed. so here’s your mobile, something isn’t working, hello, one thing was fixed, the other doesn’t work, the ring is alive, brother, give me the ring, i’m offended, whether?
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excuse me, for god's sake, excuse me, please, but you're still here, yes, dad should come, and i 'll wait here, can you please, thank you, i 'll go, i still need to set the table, well, of course, it's cold, barefoot. thank you too, dear citizens of russia, dear friends,
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in a few minutes we will celebrate the new year, these minutes always unite the people of our huge country, because each of us now remembers the past, thinks about the future and hopes, of course, for the best. new year, yes, yes, you... help me open it, yes yes open already already melon melon yes well let's go already what are you standing i'll just investigate it's okay come right in it 's obligatory positive for us. in almost all directions and has convincingly proven that we are capable of very japanese, open up, bye bye, okay, it doesn’t matter anymore, keep it up.
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i’m just all tense and so, you can’t do this, you can’t, relax, relax,
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as you understand, i can’t be a doctor. then i have professional goals, your third vertebra indicates that you are in maybe that's enough smears?
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the subscriber's device is turned off.
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if only what happened, coo-coo, i got in the way, got into an accident, if there was another car, i would have crashed, well done, they played me great, i now understand how he got here, who let him in here, ah molo, now i’ll explain everything, no need, no
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need, i’ll explain everything myself now, it ’s just great with valentina. yes, that means you have one, guy, yes, the antennas are even, yes, you will be with the other one, oh, state candle, yes, bravo!
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please, my father has one gift, gifts, please, be afraid, what is it come on, call me back, i’m busy right now, what are you doing with him, stop it, stop it , i’ll give it to you, i won’t give it to you, i won’t give it up, lord, that’s enough, stop it, come in handy! i, i’m asking, i
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’m enough, please, enough, that’s enough, openly, dad, well, hello, well, actually, i’m against physical force, well, the expressions did exactly the right thing, for such things you should immediately give a punishment... and this look impudent, just like my father, it’s my impudent look, it’s me like my father, i’ll leave now, don’t get too carried away, here he is, by the way, come in, come in, let’s say tomorrow for the money come in, and tomorrow, as you understand, it’s already arrived, okay, who are you, from the forest, and the groom, the duty officer, your owner, you forgot your keys, i helped him open the door, what kind of owner? i
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checked my passport, by the way. hello, evening news on channel one, andrey ukharev with you. ukrainian terrorists today fired again at the belgorod region, a strike was struck at the shibekinsky district, a shell flew straight into the store, one person was killed, another was injured, in the meantime.

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