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tv   Luchshe vsekh Novii sezon  1TV  March 3, 2024 7:00pm-9:00pm MSK

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it is almost impossible to meet leopards in person; they are very secretive predators; they hide in caves and rocks, where they feel safe. scientists monitor the movements of these animals using camera traps like these. there are almost half a thousand automatic cameras on the territory of the national park, the largest photo monitoring network in russia. last year , specialists received one and a half million images. you can’t take your eyes off some of the shots; every walk of the leopard, recorded by cameras, looks mesmerizing. you can enter the territory of the national park exclusively as a tourist, having booked a ticket in advance so as not to disturb the fragile ecosystem, all walks are only accompanied by scientists, but this does not scare off travelers, on the contrary, their number is increasing. over the past year , almost 120,000 people visited the land of the leopard, a record figure. tourists come from moscow, from st. petersburg and... they always
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say with delight that in winter, in summer, why do we need the maldives when there is such unique russian wildlife, of course tourists come from neighboring countries, for example, we had photographers from kazakhstan, the very first question among tourists is always whether we can see a leopard, it is important to understand that this is, of course, not a zoo, here, first of all , wild animals are preserved, special photo shelters and houses in the middle of the taiga have been created for tourists for those who are willing to wait for hours for leopards to photograph, as well as ecological trails, there are also excursions on which... you can learn more about the rare far eastern animal, and each leopard has its own unique pattern, like a fingerprint humans, even twin brothers are not the same in leopards. according to the far eastern leopard conservation strategy, which was approved by the russian ministry of natural resources, the population of the rarest cat should grow to 150 individuals by 2030. in primorye they plan to create a center for adaptation to the wild of those leopards that were born in captivity, the animals will be prepared for release in...
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the exhibition, which contains more than 100 works from two dozen museums, reveals to us repin as a mentor of unique caliber who formed a whole galaxy outstanding artists. and this is not only a painting, but also a history of relationships, sometimes difficult, between the master and his students. kristina levieva will continue the topic. he taught to see the beauty of the human body, feel nature, convey character and mood with just one stroke, but at the same time preserve oneself and not imitate. art does not tolerate a stencil -
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master ilya repin said to his students, but today we no longer remember that it was repin who was the first and main mentor of the most famous painters of the 20th century. at an exhibition at the museum, new jerusalem was brought together for the first time not only the works of repin himself, but the canvases of his students, sirov, kustodiev, somov, serebryakova. on the birthday of ilya repin. he was not such a direct teacher according to the training manual, according to the textbook.
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no matter how much the student -teacher argued among themselves, reppen recognized sirov’s unsurpassed talent until the last day. his ability to capture the clarity of sunlight, the uniqueness of the moment and the fleetingness of the model’s casual glance. when sirou was 15, he ended up in the repin family and began to live there. and most of their joint, let's say so, this life is connected with sobramtseva, with the obramtsevo crush, then he goes there less, and sirokho continues to be an active participant in this circle, this ethos of the stretyakov gallery. made just in abramtsevo, such an element, precisely the history of the relationship between the master and apprentice associated with abramtsevo. a young beauty with sad eyes, ilya reppin was captivated by the beauty of the eighteen-year-old daughter of general dragomirov, sonya, and asked her to pose for him, but when he entered the studio, repin’s student sirov also wanted to paint sonya’s portrait. u visitors to the exhibition will have a unique opportunity to see both of these masterpieces side by side and compare them. mayavin painted his famous
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painting of a woman; he was accused of not conforming to academic canons. malyavin was not given the title of artist and was not allowed to travel abroad; only repin vehemently defended his student. arguing with council members, calling them retrogrades. igor grobar studied with repin for only a few months, but when he became the director of the tertiary school, he encountered the master so many times that there was enough to write a book about him. what all that stands is the story of how repin completed and corrected his paintings already hanging in the gallery. each of these portraits of repin is like a memory, a personal story, an observation of a teacher, but did repin himself like these works? here, for example, is his portrait by isaa brodsky. the first sketches were called. the child is incredibly pleased, he says that you are just a vandy, that he shows this portrait to all the guests, he says what an incredibly talented student i have, but the master did not like the final sketches, and he will even force brodsky to wash away the layers of paint from the portrait, and here , of course, it is also interesting that a photograph has been preserved that depicts this
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process of portraiture, this is where brodsky sits opposite the portrait, repin himself sits with the same palette, this portrait. you can learn about repin’s special style of how he created by looking at this unfinished portrait of maria benois, how masterfully he managed to outline velvet bracelets with sparkles on the whiteness of his bare hand, how his eyes already lit up with life and how a smile began to play, and this is the last repin's work, zaporozhye dances, the dancing cossacks energetically and boldly jump over the scarlet fire, their outfits literally glow with red and yellow hues, reminiscent of tongues of fiery flame. in this picture, it’s as if the whole life of a great artist is filled with optimism and bright colors. christina levia. first channel. that's all for now. the program “best of all” will continue to air on channel one. new season. solovat yulaev and
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the chelyabinsk tractor met on the ufa ice in the second match of the gagarin hockey cup playoff series. let me remind you that the first meeting between the two teams ended in victory here. guests. the empty gates of the tractor drivers who risked replacing the goalkeeper with a sixth outfield player. 4:1. solovat yulaev equalized the series score and the third game will take place in chelyabinsk. akbars met with motorists again in kazan. the visitors from yekaterinburg, who won the first
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match, scored twice into the hosts' goal within two minutes from the beginning of the second period. following the kazakh defender jesse blacker, he did.
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beat tamara derbusheva, who also shot
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clean. unix basketball players took first place in the vtb united league table. at home match against lokomotiv kuban, the kazan team started right off the bat, winning the first quarter by a double-digit margin, 24:12. however, the guests did not fall. spirit and managed to close the gap, but the ending still remained with unix, more than two minutes before the final siren, jalin reynolds brought the hosts ahead, and after that they did not miss the advantage, 80-76 unique. kazan has the most important match ahead; on march 5, they will play away against cska, which still cannot break the streak of failure. the army team suffered a third defeat in a row in away, losing to zenit. the most productive player
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for the st. petersburg team was trend fraser, who scored 24 points. the result is 81-71 in favor of zenit. cleveland's darius garland made 8 three-pointers in the away game.
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a major victory for the team from los angeles. at the olympic stadium in rome, lazio hosted milan football players in the twenty-seventh round of the italian championship. it was not possible to win back, especially since already in stoppage time a red card was shown to two more lazio players, adam marsic and matteu guenduza, 1:0 victory. bayern munich, which, by the way,
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tuesday at home there is a game with lazio as part of the champions league; in the german championship match , they fought away with the middle peasant of the standings, freiburg, and failed to take three points. returning to action after an injury, home team captain christian gün hit manuel neuer's goal with a shot from outside the penalty area on 12.
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cnop gin, a product of the stellar group, cognac, monte shococa, a product of the stellar group, rom castro, a product of the stellar group. l ooh!
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hello everyone, welcome to the show about those who are proud to know the barbarika song, and those who are embarrassed by it. about those who are looking forward to their birthday and those who have already come to terms with age, about those who never get tired and those who never rest, this is the biggest show about the children of their parents, the best! we don’t have any competition in our studio, only pleasant conversations with the youngest talents, and the first participant is already rushing to our sofa. to prove that he is the best , right now all over the world kangaroos, hares and grasshoppers are nervous, because our next participant seriously intends to beat them records for the long jump, and the most amazing thing is that this is a man, meet misha sorokin, well, the road is young, well, the road
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is young, well, the road is young. hello, hello, you walked so beautifully, i thought you were a model, not an athlete, i think some artist is walking, and then i see, there are no teeth, no, an athlete, well, where did you come to us from, from krasnodar, handsome city, you like krasnodar, yes. is it possible to train there all year round on the embankment? no, how not? you can run in the stadium. you have a lot sneakers at home? yes, to run? and 20 pairs are torn. and how many whole? three, is it because you're constantly jumping that's why they break? no. and why? because i used to play football in kindergarten and they played with me. and
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now you have abandoned this matter? yes, mom from the gym can’t play football, otherwise they don’t have enough money for new shoes, of course, you need to switch to beach soccer, you can play barefoot there, talk to mom and grandma, they’ll like the idea, just swimming trunks, nothing more, how long have you been interested in long jumping? football, i realized that you were good at it, and when i saw my mother warming up as a child, i then began to warm up. with her, like mom warming up in the garden or somewhere? at the stadium? and that your mother is also an athlete? yes, what are you doing? is she also an athlete? yes, yeah, i see, that is, you are continuing the family tradition, do i understand correctly? yeah, how far do you jump? do you have a record? how many? 2 m
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65 cm with a running start. wow! tell me how... you need to train to jump far, you need to warm up, warm up, yes, like this, neck, yes, no, but like arms , legs, arms, legs, well, show me, come on, like this , you need to sit down, yes, yeah, okay, and don’t bend your legs, but lying down no, no, how long should you sit like that , a few days, no, what, 10 times, and sit. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10th grade , by the way, i stretched further, we’re all warmed up, you can jump, no hands so you can lift me up first, after this stretching i can’t get up anymore oh my god, here
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i am, you almost strangled me, i’m ready twist everything yourself, ugh, now, mikhail dmitrievich, can i get yana today? so good, oh, you have an idol in sports, dad, your dad is also an athlete, yes.
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a little bit, wow, that is, you were practicing at the stadium and the child saw you and decided to join. well, you can say that misha has been involved in sports since the cradle, because when my husband and i came to training, he slept in a stroller, matured, watched the process, how we trained, how other athletes trained, and then, when he grew up, he began to jump long. did you insist that mikhail continue the family’s sporting passion? maybe he is i wanted to take up guitar, to be honest, no, we don’t even take him to training on purpose, when he has a desire, he comes and trains, when he doesn’t have a desire, he doesn’t go to training.
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grandma marina, how many meters do you triple jump? she doesn’t jump, she’s a coach , seriously, you’re an athletics coach, a track and field coach, yes, also in the sprint category, that is, you don’t jump, you run too, yes, you raised at least one russian champion, daughter, your mother is a champion russia, yes, why are you silent, russian champion, mother natasha, your applause, you are 6 years old and you go to kindergarten, i understand correctly, yes, you will soon go to school this year, yes, a skill is very important at school, what kind of one is pulling girls’ pigtails, right? this is a kind of recognition at school, they say it’s not cute, well, and girls, as you know, grow up very quickly, much faster than
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boys, yeah, now i suggest you check if you’re ready for this, so look, now we we’ll lower this braid to a height of 20 meters, you liked it, it turns out to be about 70, if she has a head there, that’s you liked the tenth grader, got it, are you ready? when hitting behind a tenth grader, go to the start, attention, march, well done, then you are about 90 meters away, girl, you are now jumping after a basketball player’s scythe, the important thing here is that after the jump, run to the start, attention, march, there, run fast , well done, she. i came back, but no one was there, you’re done, there’s no trace. well, here, misha, we already have some kind of giantess, it’s simple, but you
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liked her, if i can handle it. so, the height is 65 meters. mikhail sorokin, in pursuit of school love. reade set go, oh, so mi! “i know how to help you, let’s get you a stool, but you have to jump on it with both legs, as best you can, okay, we agreed, right now, in front of all the tv viewers and spectators of this studio, you will set a new record as the best, pedestal 70 tall and a girl 240 tall, no one has done this before you." i didn’t jump high behind my pigtail, to the start, attention, march, we realized that
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among people you have no equal, but what about animals, are you ready to challenge the wild nature? ready to compete with the most powerful. we are in the first ever long jump competition between humans and all species of the animal kingdom. mikhail, how are you? do you feel before the battle, before the competition, okay, okay, are you ready to see your competitors? yes, who is it? oh, it's a flea, oh! spider, this is a spider
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, 60 cm, wow, a frog, 2 m, wow, and this is a grasshopper, 2.5 m, who is this, a ram, 3 m, he will jump over me, this ram, an ostrich, 4 m, who would have thought , a rabbit is further than an ostrich, can you imagine, i didn’t know, cheetah, 8 m, amazing, kangaroo 9 m. which one did you have? record, remind us? 2 m 65 cm. it turns out that you have almost caught up with the ram. yes, well, the stadium supports you. mikhail sorokin's first attempt. 6 years old, krasnodar. on your marks. attention. march. 2:30, this
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is a brilliant result, look how the stadium applauds you, we discussed with the panel of judges, this is the conclusion we came to, you jump with two legs and run with two legs, that’s right, yes, that’s why it’s unfair to compete with... with those who run and jump with four legs, i ask you to remove the results of all four-legged ones, only kangaroo, ostrich, grasshopper, but when a kangaroo jumps, it uses its tail, uses its tail, correctly, but you don’t have a tail, yes, that means we cut off the kangaroo too, we are left with the grasshopper and the ostrich, and in which direction do your
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knees bend forward or back? forward is forward for me, you see, and backward for the grasshopper , and this is also dishonest, take away the grasshopper for us , only the ostrich remains, however, with a serious result, but the ostrich jumps 4 m in adulthood, and you are only 6 years old, yes, that’s why we we announce that the finals are taking place six years ago mikhail sorokin and little ostrich roman. bravo, a good result, finally his rival, the favorite of this competition, mikhail sorokin, comes to the start.
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attention, march, wow, 2:30, in a tough fight, in the final , mikhail sorokin wins in the long jump, champion misha sorokin receives a gold medal, as well as a backpack with sweets, and of course, a jumper, this bunny , which will bring you good luck, thank you, misha. you are happy
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about the victory, yes, you succeeded, yes, and we also think so, misha sorokin is the best. general sirsky, the new head of the armed forces of ukraine, who is also called “general 200”.
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separated from their mother, they traveled abroad, in short with a translator, he decided to hook up with one of the translators, well, go to hell, you scoundrel, traitors are not born, traitors become alexander syrsky, general 200, dolls of the heir tutti, tomorrow on the first, with every butterfly i have is associated with a military episode, or a political character, or a collision that i now remember in moscow. when i was looking at my collection, scouts on a boat walked along the pits of this aircraft carrier, they scooped out from the sea all the rubbish that fell from the aircraft carrier, swollen paper, bottles, some boxes,
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they hoped, among this rubbish, to find precious information, on a dim, cloudy day, i put on my orders, it was mine the parade, i alone, walked through red square in the drizzling rain. premiere. alexander prokhanov. confession. tomorrow on the first. i will reign or perish. the foreigner, who had no legal rights to the throne , accompanied by the orlovs, arrived at the barracks of the izmailovsky regiment, where she was declared autocratic sovereign. during the 34 years of her reign, catherine earned the glory of a wise , fair ruler. she radically changed the country and, like peter the great , received the epithet “great”. she fought
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victorious wars and annexed new lands to the empire, wrote laws and carried out reforms. he is 34, she is 10 years older. soon they will not talk about the darkness as the most influential person in russia, but even relying on male help, the empress always reserved the final decisions for herself. empire catherine the second. premiere, march 8, on the first. potemkin was preparing the main surprise for the woman he loved. the sevastopol harbor appeared before the eyes of those present. our next guests will reveal the secret of how you can read poetry twice as well as everyone else. it’s simple, for this you need to read together, lovers of poetry and guardians of the literary word, lisa and styopa
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mikhalevy. come on, you’re young, come on, you’re young, come on, you’re young, let ’s be young, let’s be young, let’s be young, let’s be young, let’s be the way. hello, styopa, hello, lisa, hello, the outfit suits you, yes , thank you, you look brilliant too, are you brother and sister or just namesakes, we are brother and sister, brother and sister, i thought so, you are very similar, well, yes, because we are twins, which of you is older, for a minute i am, styopa, but you take advantage of the fact that you are the eldest, you have the last word, as you say, so it will be. no, who is more cunning of you, i, he, he is more cunning , who is smarter, me, no, you too, and who has a better memory, i have, so, wait, why are you
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taking everything for yourself, lisa, well, i’m a lot what do i remember lizonka, where is your championship, what are you better at, brother, in poetry, no, in poetry, this is no, yes, but she says yes, and i say no, at what age do you say you learn poetry? from two, i too from two, why did you start learning poems, they penetrated our souls, here, these were some children’s poems that penetrated our souls, or, first we learned children’s poems, and then adult poems, it’s not too early for you to be 7 years old adults, not too early, not too early, tell me your favorite poem a little bit. yana makartycheva, stay shining, no matter who you grow up, keep it for yourself, the one who sincerely smiled in a dream, the one who shared the light free of charge , please become a person, this is, of course, still
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a nerd, keep an adult and a child for yourself, usually this does not fit together in any way, but if one day suddenly for some reason it happens , i think that's enough. great, do you know eduard osadov about friendship? yes, let's do it, we decided to be friends with you, without worrying our hearts about trifles. decided that we needed to be higher, died of a kiss, for which i certainly died, the stars in the trench coat, i’m valeya, these stupid ones, oh yes oh, we more serious and smarter, if someone sometimes invited you to join the dance circle at dances, or i just snapped my finger contemptuously , you can stay with him at least forever, what does it matter to me, i’m a friend, but what if with another girl , i was circling in the spring wind, were you? making all the people
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around laugh, and then added a frown , declares to you as a friend, don’t dance with this fool anymore, not bad, but what is this poem about, about friendship, being friends, this is the line, don’t dance with this fool, oh, these stupid oh oh, what is this about? "let's ask your parents who you came with, tell me my mother’s name is alla , my brother’s name is vova, our older sister’s name is varyusha, our godmother’s name is nastya, good afternoon, aren’t the poems too mature and bold for seven-year-olds, sometimes it really seems to me that they are adults, but they really know a lot of poems, starting with very young age. when they say that we teach poetry, this is not entirely
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true, they love to read and listen to them, and just at some point, when they were little, they gave me some long verse in its entirety, i was stunned, i don’t know how do they do it, they read huge canvases by heart, tell us how you learn poetry , you sit down and read, or they play it for you at night, but for us at night, we sit with our mother on the rugs, our mother plays poems for us on the phone, and we watch them. the main thing is this, what kind of poems i like, these are the ones i want to teach my mother, i say: mom, let ’s teach this, but styopa almost never said that, styopa just always agrees with your choices, as you say, he teaches, yes, i propose to completely recreate the situation for better memorization of verses, let's go to the bedroom, best of all, go ahead! we
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are ready to begin an experiment, as a result of which i will learn poetry and get some sleep at the same time, the second child is even more important, start with nina’s shopping, mother said to nina: nina, buy a pound of meat at the store.
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meat doesn’t fit in a bottle, for butter and compote, here’s the receipt, but about the matchbox of sugar, i’ve never heard of it personally, apparently the product is foreign, that’s it, repeat, meat fund, a bottle of kvass, granulated sugar, a matchbox, four whole lines , which means yours method of work, well, let's move on, yes, but let's go without food? something normal, okay, monotonous, something so
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sad, sad, let's go, daniil kharms, a million, a squad was walking down the street, 40 boys in a row, 1, 2, 3, 4, and four times four, and 4x4, and more then four, a squad was walking in the alley, 40 girls in a row, 1, 2, 3, 4, and four times four and four. at four and another four, and when we met, suddenly it became 80, suddenly, 1, 2, 3, 4, and 4:4 at 14:4 and... then four more, we turned into the square, there was nothing on the square company, neither company nor crowd, not a battalion, and not 40, and not a hundred, almost a million, 1, 2, 3, 4, and 4 * 4, 104 by 4, one and a half
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s4, 200.4, and then four, mathematics , end, jeanne, repeat, zhanna, it's over. about mathematics, yes, there was a poem almost so i remember a squad of 40 boys walking down the street in a row 1 2 3 4 and four and 4 by 4 then four more, i’m talking about the mathematics of the poem , why i remembered it because a million is a beautiful number, your scheme works so well is there some more? some kind of poem, the most difficult one, there is, there is, well then let’s i’m falling asleep, and you put it right on my subcortex, oh, nikolai zabolotsky, how the mice fought with the cat, there lived, there was a cat, he was just
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a scat, with mustache sorshin, eyes the size of a jug, a tail with a pipe, he himself was pockmarked, and the cat came that cat climbed into our garden, the cat climbed into the basket from the basket into the window, what they have arranged here on my bed, i don’t understand, we are teaching poetry or what we are doing, or feathers are swallowing a floater , one of you asked me, i asked you to teach me poetry, not to arrange it pillow fight. here to talk to her, mouse, what's wrong with her they say chocolate, if only i could catch about 20 of them, and i would eat everyone in the place, in the sense that the mink has eaten the last crusts, you have
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a gift, let’s finish it already. wow, that’s what a cunning cat he was , that’s what a smart cat he was, he deceived all the mice, he caught all the rats, don’t let the mice climb on the shelves, don’t steal the rats’ crackers, don’t hide under the floor, under the stairs, don’t disturb nikitoshka’s sleep, repeat it loudly, stamp it loudly. we didn’t brush our teeth before bed, what have you done, you forgot that we are learning poetry, and i i think there’s a lot of chicken going on here, but i remember something, that’s the kind of cat he was, cunning, that’s how smart he was,
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he deceived all the mice, he caught all the rats, well, that’s all, and that means. .. that your method works, this is a success, not counting the feathers, well, it’s time to reward lisa and stepan mikhalev. medals for our show! lisa and stepan mikhalevy also receive backpacks with sweets, lizenka, this is for you, styopa, this is yours, thank you, and of course, these two wonderful white bunnies, good luck to you as a souvenir, lisa and stepan
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the mikhalevs, the best of all, the best of all , this is the queue for the operation, talk to someone from the queue, they suddenly give in, give a chance, save jobs, i’m putting up a terminator, you win, the plant is yours, you’ll take your wolf to battle, and i ’ll pay for your radio, you’re not capable of that! i love her more than life itself, but if abrek is torn into pieces, riton will never forgive me for this. we accept the fight. doomed. premiere of a serial film. look. after the program time, is it easy to be recognized
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as a genius during life if i answer this question is serious, i will look like an idiot, we decided to record the memories of friends, zhvonetsky, you were with mikhail mikhailovich on a first-name basis, we were on a first-name basis, but in the company, i two. since i noticed this, if he wasn’t the center of attention, he’s a pussy, the main testing ground for misha’s humor was himself, one mind is good, but two are not needed, maybe he dressed very well, i think, for a woman or in general for in order to feel that he did most of his actions for the sake of women, i think that for the sake of women he became famous, well, when i was involved with women professionally, he was complex, tall , young, i’m elderly, small... and fat , bald, maybe i’m wrong, it’s quite possible, so what, whatever, i’m definitely wrong, an elderly woman stands up and says, i don’t understand in
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the auditorium, he will read from a piece of paper like that, he will not sing, on the occasion of the ninetieth anniversary of the birth of mikhail zhvanetsky, from tuesday on the first, i say normally, grigory, excellent, you, what kind of russian does not like. bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it, right
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now, right now, right now, right now,
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and you were alone in the car, yes, more than 80 can you go, no, thank god, you can’t, you can, but how much do you train a day or a week, on sundays and how many hours do you train on sundays, 5 minutes, 5 minutes went home? no, three races, three races of 5 minutes each, yes 10 minutes, and 10 minutes, yes, this is just right for a five-year-old, that’s right, what
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other clubs do you go to, swimming, squash, tennis, acrobatics, and karting , karting everything, uh, i understand, why do you have such short races of 10 minutes, you have so much to do, you need to do everything, with whom did you come today? dad andrey, mom zhenya and sister christina. hello, dad andrey, as i understand it, this is your work, your son’s love, actually your mother’s. wow, how did this happen? mom took part in extreme driving courses in her car and met the coach, and somehow we decided to try to give yaroslav away, and somehow things started to happen, but it became the love of, so to speak, our entire family. mom, zhenya, isn’t this hobby too extreme for a five-year-old child? in fact he is with
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birth in this whole history in motorsport, in principle, because he with... the question, so we just decided to try it, with love and passion, he immediately plunged into this because any motorsport, in principle , begins with karting, after that, well, i don’t know one there after two lessons, the coach said that it is surprising that at this age a child understands what he is doing, he follows the trajectory, he hears the coach, he understands what he is told about during the debriefings, when... the theory goes through after the races. yaroslav, what kind of helmet do you have? i see there's an autograph here, who signed for you here? a, sergey sirotkin and vitaly petrov. is it possible to ride in a helmet with autographs? yes, you can. yes, is it possible? is there no such ban? no. i thought that if they signed an autograph, then that’s it, it’s already a collector’s item for his shelf. no no.
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interesting. who do you want to be? either formula 1 or in a rally, and then the president of russia, you ’re great, you accelerated properly, well, let’s go and see your car, yes, come on, i’m tired of being, i’m tired of being, that’s four horsepower, i understood correctly , yes, in each wheel has one horse, yes , you know, yaroslav, i have never performed deadly numbers in this show, and it seems to me that the time has come, can i sit inside your car behind the wheel, no, why not, you won’t
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fit, yes, i'm like the street. pull, yes, on this chair, try, i can, no, this is the key, you have to pull, yes, you have to pull it so sharply and it won’t go on its own, no, no, what is it, oh, i can hear the smell, but it doesn’t do any good, but this, i’m going crazy, chfun, as if i was born in no, wait, so, show me, somehow i don’t even... i can’t start, i don’t enough strength, and yaroslav, you have a car , i’ll tell you a secret, i also have a cool car, but it really hasn’t started for quite a long time, right now you and i will try to figure out what the problem is, it hurts badoeva to the studio, i’m tired of being little little ones,
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tired of being little little people. yes, these are so many mechanics who service my car and can’t do anything with it. thank you guys, do you know what kind of car this is, this is a legendary car, this is a zaporozhets, have you ever driven one? no, like you you think where is the engine, so we opened the hood, where is the engine, and the engine, engine, kuku, yaroslav, where are you, he has it. like your kart, the engine is in the back , look at this wealth , there’s a spare engine right there, these holes are air cooling, well, i invite you to come along, come and tell me what ’s superfluous here, this is not needed in the car, no , this is a watering can, and if i need to fill water, i
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fill the car with it, how is that not necessary? no, i ’ll leave it like that, move on, a piece of doctor’s sausage, no, i mean it’s not necessary, but if you’re hungry, have a snack, i won’t give away the sausage, look, there is, this is what we need for the car, mm, a spare steering wheel, we need it, a red steering wheel, a spare, a racing one, not like your little one, here it’s already big, uh-huh, let’s leave it, yes, oh, thank god. fish, no, i don’t need it, no, why i have it here, i don’t understand, a watering can, it’s not a watering can, it’s a hat, no, it’s normal, it’s the right size, no, i don’t understand what it’s for, but it’s beautiful, it seems to me, so, further, what else do we have here, oh, i know, this is definitely
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needed. you need it because this medal show is the best! yaroslav is everything for you, and this bunny will remind you of good luck, thank you, please, the youngest fastest racer, yaroslav smirnov, the best!
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if you like your job, you will overcome even the small difficulties that arise with pleasure. we ourselves are responsible for our lives, and we ourselves must. among the people, among the people, to sow good, bright things, and so that no one gets sick, papillomas or warts,
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if they have tormented you, celebrate with us the world day against the human papilloma virus, we will tell you what great heights medicine has reached in the fight against this problem, about this about much more in the program to live great. tomorrow on the first. the first most populous country. the third economy on the planet with a good prospect of becoming the second, pushing aside the united states. this is india. one of the civilizations that determined the development of mankind. the main driver of the indian economy now is information technology. india exports its software products to more than 90 countries. this is a country of paradox, one day. we land on the moon, another day people are fighting in the street over some trifle. now about 2,000 films are shot in bollywood a year, this is an absolute record. hindus and russians,
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they are brother, brother. we helped india create the most modern education and health care systems. this in sanskrit means one land, one family, one future. premiere of civilization, film. sixth india on tuesday at first. dobrinya, peresvet, svyatogor - these are not the fashionable names of his classmates, these are the defenders of the russian land, of whom he is proud. the only one who knows not only uncle chernomor, but the names of all thirty-three heroes, is kirill solominnikov. let's go young, let's go young, let's give way to young people, let's go young. well done for the road, well done for the road, well done for the road, well done for the road , hello kirill, hello, what a heroic gait you have in such a pinch
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, well, to be honest, i was dancing, and you’re dancing, by the way, i thought you’d come in chain mail with with a spear, a saddle, like a real hero, well, i decided to just wear a folk costume, for example, you know this cap, and today you are so simple, right? kingdom, this cap, i’m sure i’m looking at something familiar, vova has become small, so, tell me, what are your hobbies? well, for example, in my free time from studying, i play the piano and go to music school, i also go horse riding, swimming and draw comics about characters, damn, what a versatile smart guy you are, but recently i started reading belins, i i realized that this is my destiny, i want to be a filong-folklorist, who is a filong? who talks a lot? no, philo - i don’t know, that’s right, well, perhaps you say
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philologist, but a philologist, i know a philologist, but can i try on your hat? yes, oh, thank you, a philologist - that's what it is, a teacher of russian language and literature, look, now i'm vovka, oh, okay, me too, yes, i think it's not bad. can i leave it then for now, the light just doesn’t shine in my eyes, okay, did you know why my name is kilyusha, and my younger brother mifusha, i have no idea, do you have a younger brother? yes, his methodius, cyril methodius it turns out, you came with him, yes, here is my mother, she is in red clothes, hello, what is my mother’s name, valentina solomennikova, hello, hello, valentina, with whom else, this is my grandmother, ebtokiya andreevna, but we call her darling, darling, yes, sometimes darling, how sweet, and where are methodo and daddy sleeping behind the scenes, and grandmother evdakia? yes, whose mother, mothers or
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fathers this is, this is my grandmother, this is your great-grandmother, you look great , thank you, how do you like your great-grandson’s hobbies, well, he’s addicted to reading, he’s been reading for a long time since he was 3 years old, he reads all the books, that’s the end i read the epics, read them, and maybe you personally saw them too? once upon a time in the youth of heroes? no, i didn’t see you, and ilya moramich didn’t look after you in his youth, no, he didn’t , unfortunately, for the first time in the history of our show , a great-grandmother came to support her great-grandson, thank you, dutsa, for coming to my performance, but i found, what kind of heroes do you know, well you can list it, come on, kind nikitich, alyosha popovich. danube ivanovich, vasily
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buslaev, goalkeeper of the ussr national team, he is also so healthy, no, not him, yes, well, duke stepanovich, but what about, wait, modern heroes, nikolai valuev, he too, he is so healthy, it seems, i even i once saw how he got entangled in chain mail. so wait a minute, wait a minute, now they rarely wear chain mail, well, of course, there are no dragons , well, yes, and dragons are actually some kind of fairy-tale heroes or they were, well, i think that dragons and hydras are varieties dinosaurs, because well, they are very similar , that is, the serpent gorynych - it turns out to be a historical figure, well, if you can say that, why not, you just told it like that, it even seemed to me like, well...
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you told the news, you never wanted to be tv presenters? well, i don’t know, and i suggest you try this profession for yourself right now. heroic news with kirill solomennikov. welcome to the air of heroic news. the archery championship accidentally ended with the capture of novgorod. road accident vitevsk collided with a black horse, belogora and a white horse chornogora. they were gone, they looked at each other, exchanged persecutions and went their separate ways. kirill, the fact that at the age of 9 you are interested not in superheroes, but in heroes, is very valuable, it is important to preserve our cultural heritage and in no case to consign him to oblivion, and for this you need to talk about the heroes of the russian land as often as possible, meet the modern one on the stage better than anyone else.
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bogatyr, svyatogor! hey, who would you like to compete with? hello, dear svyatogor. guys, let me tell you about him. svyatogor is not known for his exploits, but is known for his giant stature. he calls ilya moronets his younger brother. together with ilya, they find a coffin near the holy mountains, and decide, so to speak, for fun.
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see who the coffin is suitable for? the thing is that ilya, he was very large, and he simply could not lie down in it normally , he was just like st. george, but st. george could no longer get out of there, he asked if he could give his strength to ilya muronets, but he did not agreed, and svetogor dies, namely ilya, burying the famous mountain, the last of the pantheon of elder heroes. and what does this pancake teach? it teaches that, in general, you shouldn’t stick your nose into risky things, that is, if you are a fox, then you don’t need to stay in the henhouse.
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cannot be cured, so ilya can be cured consider it a real miracle, despite its name, the adversaries do not know mercy from it, 100 pounds. pure muscles, good nikitich , well, try the sword, the heroic one, and you know that good nikitich is known not only for his strength, but also known for his intelligence and literacy, he is the uncle of prince vladimir, and he is also his warrior and
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a diplomat, because he knew as many as 12 languages, but dobrynya immediately felt his strength, he felt it like... when he was swimming in the pochay river, there he was attacked by a huge fire-breathing snake korynych, but you can see death you are looking, hero, run, monster, filthy, i will restore order here now, i explain clearly, dobrynya defeated the evil snake. goodbye, dear dobrynya nikitich. wait and say goodbye, kiril pavlovich, i want to give you another compliment. oh, good, your shirt is fire. i believe that if heroes lived
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in our time, they would be proud of you. i think so too. modern storyteller of ancient epics kirill solomennikov, medal to the studio, tired of being small, tired of being small, tired of being small, this is yours the first medal, yes, but i’m sure it won’t be the last, and of course, the backpack with sweets is also yours, and this is a squire for good luck. you, modern distorter belin from buryatia, connoisseur and lover of heroes, kirill solominnikov, are the best, well done!
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the story of its incarnation in the first channel blockbuster union of salvation. they thought that they knew better than the emperor what russia needed. take troops, go somewhere outside the city, set up some kind of camp. the conspirators themselves could not clearly formulate what the plan was? nikolai understood the dilemma well, they they want to make me a tyrant or a coward. who is this person, the one who broke the neck of reforms or the person who saved from bloodshed.
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yes, well said, it’s just amazing to be friends with him, because he’s smart, brilliant , he commented on everything very much, spent a day, came out educated, you can kiss him, no, no, i once told him, mikhail mikhailovich, you know that you genius, he told me so simply, yes, i know clark, i was confused, this march marks the 90th anniversary of the birth of mikhail zhvanetsky, i remember how everyone froze at home, they turned on the tape recorder, they were recording zhivanetsky , and at the age of 11 i could not understand what this man was saying, but... in the hall the people were happy, in my house they were happy, this is not prose, this is poetry. zhvanetsky's dictionary is the dictionary of the country. our exclusive today: the wife, son and friends of the satirist, and his work. exclusive
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with dmitry borisov, premiere on saturday on the first. if medieval wars had seen what she was doing to vulova, she would have been instantly recognized as the most graceful commander. our guest is a talented gymnast, veronica eremenko. come on, you're young , come on, you're young, come on, you're young , come on, you're young, come on, you're young, come on, you're young, hello veronica, hello, how old are you, and eight, and me zero, well , there are a couple more numbers ahead, but we won’t write them. have you been doing rhythmic gymnastics for how long? the fifth year has begun,
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then teach me some real movement, not this one i made up, not well veronica, well, it’s as if we are looking for something somewhere where my tape is, i’m not i see, but i did it, no, i just don’t see what’s happening behind me, next one, come on. this is a tape under the cheeks, what is this movement called? the pipe, the pipe is full, look , it’s somewhere, we need to unwind it, oh, so, get ready, like this, veronica eremenko and zhana badoeva, a duet with talented gymnasts, a number with ribbons, music for us! how many
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times to spin, we didn’t go through this, a fish and a pipe. how would you rate it? all out of ten? all out of ten?
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yes, this is a success, i think. how long have you been practicing? well, from 3:11, my mother took me to next building, there was gymnastics, i tried it, i liked it. and my mother took me to the next building, there was a restaurant there, i tried it and i liked it too. you do gymnastics, tell me what your achievements are, but you won the russian club league twice, you won in the region many times, i don’t know how many times, you don’t count your victories anymore, i just come and take the first places, and you perform with what equipment, only with a ribbon or something else, a ribbon, like that, a jump rope, like that, a hoop. so a ball, a mace without an object, wow, what is the most difficult thing with
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perform, with a sword, with a ribbon, veronica , i always didn’t understand how you throw this ball, do a somersault, beautifully, then jump and catch it, how is this possible, well, first, because you need to practice small work, small throws, enveloping , it's like this around the hand of the ball. incredible in general, what do you want to be when you grow up, a coach , tell me about your coach, he’s tough, yes, how it manifests itself, he screams sometimes, it’s already interesting how she screams, little girl, yes, that is, i could be coach, i love it so much shout how many hours a day does your training last, 4, 4.5, and what about the day off? ksenia alone, do you remember what mom looks like? yes, well , introduce me to her then. natasha. natasha,
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hello, hello. how do you feel about veronica coming?
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veronica eremenko is a wonderful gymnast from krasnogorsk. nika, do you still want
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to join the russian national team? yes, or is our success enough for you? no. do i have a surprise for you? not only the whole country watched your performance, but also some people directly from the russian national team. in our the guest is two-time world champion, multiple champion of russia, international master of sports, ekaterina selizneva. world champion, two-time stage. hello. what beauties they are! how did you like the performance? veronica? i liked it very much. first of all, i appreciated the courage. a child at such a young age took all the rhythmic gymnastics objects in his hands. it is very difficult to perform with a jump rope and a ribbon. this year , for the first time, these items were reintroduced for young
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athletes, and she performed well with all of them. do you think... has a future in national team? i think she already definitely has great talent, she definitely has the desire, she’s just training now. a little surprise for you, now my favorite part of this show begins: ballistics , right now i will give you sports
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equipment, and you will perform with it to music that athletes usually do not perform to, the sand was flying, through the west to the east, through the north through south, in front of which i love, fly, prestkov through the west to... so i have never performed in a dress with heels, but don’t be afraid, it suits you very well, but now veronica eremenko, yes! snap back to reality oh there goes gravity oh there goes gravity ch he so mad but he won't give up cadies he know he won't have it he knows his whole back to these rows it don't matter he's
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d he knows that but he's pro he's so stack he knows when he goes back to this mobile home that's when it's back to the labigin better this moment and hope it don't the music the moment you better never let it go only get one shot do not miss after such a gorgeous performance , the best medal in the studio! tired of being small i'm tired of being small! the right to present veronica’s medal goes to tata selezneva, well , best of all, a medal from the hands of the champion, what else
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can you dream of, well, perhaps a backpack with sweets from the hands of the presenter, and this wonderful bunny will support himself in training, bring good luck, veronica eremenko, the best, the best! general sirsky, the new head of the armed forces of ukraine, who is also called general 200. the situation at the moment can be assessed as difficult, the enemy is now actually advancing along the entire front line, tsirsky will kill us all. soldiers ukraine is minced meat in syrsky’s career ambitions. the main thing is a career, yes, money doesn’t smell. i just know tsyrsky personally, because i have his last name, he is my report, my brother does not communicate, well, he is his own son, it is written everywhere that he has one wife, one child, his parents live in vladimir, his father always said , and my sashka wants to become a general, being a general in a small
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country is a little easier, his parents try to refrain from commenting, since a man who betrayed his homeland, don’t let lord, he will raise his hand against his parents, he had a chance to continue his career in russia in 1913, he was still eating a cake with our flags, why did my mother and i break up, i didn’t travel abroad, in short, a translator? with one of the translators he decided to get involved, well , to hell with you, traitors are not born, traitors become alexander syrsky, general 200, dolls of the heir tutti tomorrow on the first with each butterfly i have a military episode associated with, or a political character, or a conflict, which is now remembered in moscow, when i look at... the collection, scouts on a boat walked along the pits of this aircraft carrier, they scooped out from the sea all the rubbish that fell from the aircraft carrier,
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soggy paper, bottles, some boxes, they hoped to find a precious one among this rubbish information, on a dim, cloudy day i put on my medals, it was my parade, i walked alone through the beautiful rain. prime minister's square alexander prokhanov confession tomorrow i'll be at the first one. reign or perish. a foreigner who had no legal rights to the throne, accompanied by the orlovs, she arrived at the barracks of the izmailovsky regiment, where she was declared an autocratic empress. during the 34 years of her reign, catherine earned the glory of a wise, fair ruler. she radically changed the country, just like peter the great received the epithet “great”. she waged
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victorious wars and annexed new lands to the empire, wrote laws and carried out reforms, he is 34, she is 10 years older, soon they will not talk about darkness as the most influential person in russia, but even relying on male help, final decisions the empress always left behind. empire. serina is second. premiere, march 8 on the first. potemkin was preparing the main surprise for the woman he loved. the sevastopol harbor appeared before the eyes of those present. he jumps with a parachute, rides a motorcycle, flies in a helicopter and plays in a real rock band. no, this is not my mother’s friend’s son, this is a six-year-old.
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already playing in a real rock band? yes, the rock band is called garage ben. and there are many children there besides you? three adults and i'm one little drummer. well you're some kind of casting satisfied these adults who came to your group? they play well, bass guitarist, professional bass guitar teacher.
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who else is in the group? keys? uh -huh, vika, how did aunt vika get into the group, i don’t even know how she got to us, that’s how it usually happens, it’s so good, aunt vika, bass guitarist, who else is with us, my dad, your dad is a producer or he also plays something, he is the lead singer of a group, he plays an ordinary guitar and sings, so there are four of you or? someone else is there too, mom, and what does mom play? mom doesn’t care, she types out the script, sometimes she does paid concerts, so that they give money, of course, for the concert, but have you ever gotten anything from these concerts , except for candy? after the concert he comes up to me, here’s a piece of paper for you, on the piece of paper , what’s written, hello, romchik, no, sometimes there
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’s 100 rubles, sometimes thousands, great, have you signed autographs yet? yes, not just once, but how many times? wow, that is, after every concert he comes to you: “roman, can i have your autograph, right? yes, yes, you like to give away, yes, autographs, sometimes they even ask you to sign your hand, but what do you mean, this extreme was not enough for you and you decided to jump with a parachute correctly at the age of 6 , and we tied it to a motorcycle.
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they ask the canadians to put the rope itself on the motorcycle, they tied me to the boat there in the sea, you know , there are no trees to grab on to, even if you fall, you will fall into the water, as it happened to me, but how did you land then, yes, i landed myself with whom did you come to us with mom and dad, imagine your parents what's mom's name katya dad sasha hello hello very active six-year-old roman grew up with you, from the very birth he was like this, very active, very positive, very inquisitive, very mobile, so we encourage him in every way. tied him to a motorcycle and let him fly with a parachute, no, in fact, this is the safest towing parachute, i just do professional parachuting myself , and my friend, who has more than 500 jumps, is an instructor in specifically towing
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people behind a motorcycle or a car, this is because it is done over the land, and not over the sea, as we are used to, and we raised it to a height of 70 m, then the cable is unhooked from this height, he pilots it himself... ekaterina, as you agreed, how is this even possible, but i was scared for him, to be honest, at first, but he really wanted to, and after the first time, when he landed softly, he said, i want more, he’s such an extreme person, i wasn’t even a little scared of this height, tell me. the story of how the three of you walked past the garage and heard roman drumming, did you take him into the group? well, in fact, everything was a little different, we used to have our own group, we just played for our own pleasure, for a hobby, at the age of 3, he
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constantly asked why we don’t rehearse anymore, why we don’t go to the garage to play anymore, i told him, we don’t have a group anymore, we stopped, and he said, i want to learn to play the drums, that’s all, and we started at home, little by little. learn different simple rhythms, and a year later, at the age of 5, he already started giving concerts, we got together and started playing together, the question is where to find a drummer, and this is an eternal problem, it seems to me, in any musical group where find a good drummer, we just the drummer found us, one might say, we stuck to him and started playing with him, you are very lucky, alexander, roman, can you show us? the charging setup and your skill in general, yes, come on, wow, wow, rom, show me some beautiful fill, class,
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good chess players can play several games at the same time, let's see if good drums can do that, i'll play different ones tracks, and you? you'll have to immediately join in and play along, ladies and gentlemen, welcome welcome to radio perekskok, our love 's battery is low, i'm its battery, i'm its battery. cool, it was gorgeous, but too simple. we set up the next track, and in short, we catch a new wave, let's go. we didn’t go through this,
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they didn’t impose this on us. bravo, who would have thought, like a children's track, yes, there are so many drums in it, i'm catching the next wave, radio jump, let's go! bravo, rum, well, of course, you're getting excited right away, well done, i invite roma
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peresskok to the best stage so that he can bang with real rockers, with legendary group of earthlings, roma, forward! tired of being small, tired of being small, tired of being small. the earth in the porthole
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, the earth in the porthole, the earth in the porthole is visible, like a son is sad about his mother, like a son is sad about his mother , we are sad about the earth, it is alone, but the stars nevertheless, and the stars nevertheless, a little closer, but still just as cold, both as the hours of an eclipse, and as during the hours of an eclipse, we are waiting for the light and earthly ones, we see them. and it’s not like a cosmotrome for us, and it’s an icy blue, and we dream of grass there, grass houses, green, green grass.
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and we fly in orbits, unbroken keys , stitched with meteorites, space, justified by the risk of courage, cosmic music floats into our business... conversation, some kind of matte haze, the earth in the porthole, evening and early dawn, and the son is sad about his mother, and the son is sad about his mother, the mother is waiting for her son, and the earth, together, is a rat for us, like a cosmodrome, not this icy blue. there is
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grass for us, grass near the house, green, green grass.
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legendary group earthlings on drums roma, peresok. bravo, it was incredible, a medal in studio. the best person gets a medal. jump , this backpack with sweets is also yours, this bunny, let him bring you good luck, it was very cool, and i can’t imagine how at the age of 6 you can play a song with living, adult guys - this, he started with such guys in the garage, i i want to tell you, he’s a wonderful guy, we’re taking him into the group, as a replacement, wow, it’s very cool, according to the earthlings roman peresok, he will give the best gift
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to everyone, better than everyone, better than all the countries, better than everything, better than everything, better than everything, according to the will, the russian throne is not inherited, who waited such a gift, i’m glad i don’t have to. shoot him down, it's great, guys, konstantin pavlovich, write a renunciation, you're sick, i'm the sovereign, the emperor of all russia, do you think there might be disturbances, i would start, the time is right, i'm asking for your daughter's hand in marriage, what did she say, she blessed us, and you and i are people, servants, and our duty is
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to serve the sovereign and russia. did you think that the senate would not interfere, did you want to see a revolution? yavoitru. you are crazy, kondraty fedorovich, put out the fire before it burns all around, what now will be, katya, what about our dream, cruelty, they can forgive me, wait, weakness, they will never forgive, union of salvation, big premiere, tomorrow after the program time, is it easy to be recognized as a gene? during my lifetime, if i answer this question seriously, i will look like an idiot. we decided to record the memories of friends, yeah, zhvanetsky, you were on friendly terms with mikhail mikhailovich? we were in company, yes, i noticed it two or three times, if he wasn’t the center of attention, he was a pussy. the main testing ground for misha’s humor,
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it was himself. one mind is good, but two are not necessary, maybe. he dressed very well, i think. for women or in general in order to feel himself, he did most of his actions for the sake of women, i think that for the sake of women he became famous, well, when i worked with women professionally, he was complex , tall, young, i’m elderly, small, fat , bald, maybe i’m wrong, it’s quite possible, but what, what’s wrong, i’m definitely wrong, an elderly woman stands up and says, i didn’t understand in the auditorium, he said that it would be like this read from a piece of paper sing? will be on the ninetieth anniversary of the birth of mikhail zhvanetsky, from tuesday on the first, okay , i say, grigory, great, landing, our next participants are only 4 years old, but she writes as incomprehensible as real
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adult doctors, a young doctor, aliya khairbaeva, on the road, young, on the road. hello alushechka, this is a gift for me, my god, what a beauty, what is this, oh, candy, they taste like the gym of kazakhstan. like the anthem of kazakhstan, how delicious, where did you come to us from? i came from the city of kazakhstan, otbassar, for a long time i was traveling, first i was traveling by train, then i flew into the sky on an airplane, what are you talking about, why did you
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decide to become a doctor? i always loved being a doctor, a doctor, because... a fan and of course gynecologists, what two polar professions: a gynecologist and i also love being a policeman, a fireman, so you tried almost everything, let ’s focus on your medical practice, my parents too doctors, and also all doctors, aunt, excuse me, i need to do better, what , what do you need to do, tell me, wait. of course, we are waiting, where are you going, aliya, wait, wait, wait, maybe some patient called, oh, doctor aliya, what
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kind of cosmetic bag do we have, it’s not a cosmetic bag, but what is it, it’s a fucking handbag, what are you talking about? so tell me, what is there, what is this pink tablet? this is a little thing that you can put down pieces of paper and give to all patients, then uh, what kind of thing is this, what kind of miracle is this? this is a liver, where is it from? they tell me that the skeleton has returned for his liver, patient, come in. and leah, is this his liver or not? remove the patient, this is not his liver, wait, wait, maybe this one will fit here somewhere, look, it doesn’t fit him anywhere, look, maybe it’s in the throat somewhere, no, no, don’t, tell me about
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his other organs, what else he has here yes, doctor , what’s going on, can you explain, i’m looking for a pen to show, well, yes, without a pen, as you can show, there’s no way, the human body consists of many, many small cells, from a skeleton and a mouse. when small cells come together, you get organs, hearts, lungs, stomach, liver, intestines, throat and brain, and what is the brain for? man, the brains, this, the brains get into the head, because the head hurts a lot, by the way, i have a really bad headache right now, i’m with these. i don’t know what to do, but if i have a headache, what should i do? i need to take a notebook, do you want to draw me? no, i
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want to draw my family, that is, you are also an artist, not only a doctor, yes, yeah, well, i always loved to draw, it will be me with these little ponytails, and why do you have ponytails? because i've always loved my ponytails. and my brother, aliya, whose teeth were these in your bag, look, these are exactly, my mom accidentally lost it, and my mom lost it, maybe my mom needs it back urgently , maybe she’s looking for her, mom, show me your teeth, let ’s meet your mom first, tell me what her name is, i’ll ask now. mom, show me your teeth, i have teeth, it’s not
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, it’s not she who lost it, now we’ll check, wait, alya, what’s your mother’s name, i don’t know, hello, aliya’s mom, what’s your name anyway, hello, my name is asel, tell me, are you a doctor too? no, i’m a railroad worker, we thought so when we talked to your daughter, how it started passion for medicine, about a year and a half ago, i got sick myself, asked my son to take my blood pressure, well, she jumped out, can i, can i, he put on his white robe, everything went well with her, that is, your son is really a doctor, he is a student, and my husband , doctor, railway worker, olya, i have two news for you: your mother’s name is donkey, remember, the second news, she works
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as a railway worker, i want to make a big tower out of candy, let’s make a big tower, of course, you’re already eating mine sweets, you gave them to me, okay, eat, eat, of course, that's all for you, finish the candy and we 'll go to your personal one. office , ready to treat people, yeah, then go ahead, let's go, tired of being small, tired of being small, tired of being small, alya, this is such a chic office you have, and like any great doctor, you need a nurse, help! you will be theater and film actress svetlana permyakova. oh my god, oh my god,
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hello, hello, hello, i 'll be your nurse. sveta, today is your first working day, we will start your working day with a lecture about organs. this is very that's right, girls, i'll go, i'll go. it’s good that we have drawn there , what you want to tell us about, these are the lungs, the left side is smaller than the right, because next to the heart and stood like a little guy, the heart has a right side, a left side ventricle, a left ventricle, there is aorta and pulmonary artery, uh-huh, well, everything is clear, excuse me, we need to run urgently. hello, hello, is this dr. alia's office? yes, yes, yes, you are absolutely right, this is dr. alia's office, i urgently, urgently
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need your help, my leg hurts a lot, let's go quickly, urgently, that's it, that's it, doctor, we have a call, here's our patient, let's go, let's go, you urgently need to be hospitalized, carefully.
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your pulse is high, so this is what you have , girls, maybe you don’t understand, my leg hurts, i don’t know, we really made your pulse high, what else don’t you like about you, i don’t know, just in general, blood pressure , that’s right, i ’m saying, you need to measure the pressure, let me help you, i’m a nurse, and while you examine your leg, with such a doctor i became the same. oh, that's it, that's it, that's it, no need for pressure, the pain is gone, hurray, hurray, alya, what was it, this is some kind of garbage, this is garbage, you are walking on garbage, i have only one question, how long do you still have oh please, can i reschedule it for tomorrow, i have there’s just not enough money to pay you, well then
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, let’s reschedule it for tomorrow, then the enema for tomorrow, how much the appointment costs, now we’ll calculate it, now you need to worry about peace, vitamins, so, you need, yeah, to be careful, put a stamp on it, print, well done, i need to be careful, great diagnosis, thank you, have a nice day, be healthy, you, oh-oh, doctor, we have a call again, hello, so, hello , how to explain dr. lim, hello, it ’s me again, i liked it so much that you come to any of my requests, in general, i ’m waiting for you again, i’m there, come urgently , i'll take the suitcase, you run, doctor, so that he doesn't get lost, run, run, run, hello, i'm here, lord, doctor, i was even scared, believe me, everyone is scared, fathers, you, my god, this how can we
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get such a miracle, i’ll tell the girl everything there? she has no taste, look how she’s dressed tastelessly, if i were you , i wouldn’t explain it like that, so aleya, look, if a person has a disease, a person has lost his taste, what needs to be done, check his teeth, that’s right, there’s something wrong with your teeth, here that's it, an enema, still an enema. let’s lubricate it, oh , how it’s gone, it’s gone, i just feel it, i feel it, it generally spreads throughout the whole body, if a person, alya, is dressed ugly , he needs a pill, give me a pill, after all , in my opinion, it’s still something with my head, i need help, oh, thank you, strawberry, strawberry,
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oh, these pills worked, i have to see you please, usually my pain goes away if they read poetry to me, or maybe you will read me some verse, i am writing to you, what more, what else can i say, now i know your will, i should punish without shame, but you have at least a drop of pity for my unfortunate lot. it helped a lot, that’s it, i’m absolutely healthy, god forbid, you won’t leave me, thank you, i’m so lucky, olya, you’re just a magician, i just got a call from the medical committee, you were awarded the title of chief physician of the year, wow, and we owe
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you right now for that. if you are sick, come to me, i will treat you all, alya kairbaeva, best of all, well done! health to everyone! that's all for today,
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