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of course, why can’t i say hello to my neighbor, but where does this neighbor of yours live, show me, he’s my neighbor, he lives in this house, well, it’s empty, what should i expect, call the criminologists, what else can you do? tell me about your neighbor? what can i tell you about him? he is a bandit, why did they decide that he is a bandit? who else? his friends constantly came to him, parties, drinking, vodka flowing, he bought the most expensive vodka in the store, disdained the cheap one, and they also brought girls here all the time, what girls? well, what kind prostitutes, of course, like these, red-haired, blonde, dark-haired, one was generally strange, her hands were all covered in tattoos, like those of thieves, honestly.
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do you remember what cars they came in? yes, in different ones, some in what, some in a taxi, and one came here in a black jeep, but he was just here, i mean just now, yes, about 10 minutes before you, 10, i don’t understand anything, both entrances to the village we they immediately blocked it, they check everyone there, they have photographs, they don’t see any black jeeps, and there’s a railway there, they wouldn’t get through there. and if there, then there shell, but through the forest they could, they could, if on foot, but then they would have abandoned the jeep here, you figure, let’s still check the railway, come on.
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“it’s them, who else would ruin their car here, but they had no other choice, they jumped 2 minutes across the field and then reached the highway, that is, while we’re running around here like a chicken with its heads cut off, they passed to the village, did their business, went back, all this is under our noses, but why did they go?” "such a risk, making your way through a village cordoned off by police, just to to get into the house, for what? we are almost finished, but there is nothing to please you with, there are practically no clean prints, which means no, like this, vyacheslav mikhailovich, everything was very professionally combed, shortly before our arrival, tabletops, window sills, door handles, everything was processed with a table and arrangement, some -where in the kitchen, of course, there are greased fragments of fingers, we will process them, but unfortunately, i can’t promise anything. the utensils that could have
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helped us a lot were not found in the house at all. okay, go ahead guys, did someone get through to you? hospitals? no, no one is answering, we have to go, just a second. this was their arsenal, that's why they risked their skins like she did? well, in general, the operation was successful. you saw her, i saw the intensive care unit there,
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as i saw, they don’t let me in, they say her condition is serious, but stable, in general, she will live, good, good, vyacheslav mikhalovich, maybe it’s coffee, yur, what kind of coffee, no time for coffee now, well yes, well, bring it if you want, thank you. you go home, you go, go, go, okay, call if there is news.
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well, shall we write a statement? and how are you do you think he robbed and beat me, threatened to kill me, and if i hadn’t escaped, he might have killed me, okay, sit down, i’ll be right there, well, you give me a taxi driver, even on the way to... of course, well-known in our area especially, over the past six months she has already been caught twice during raids on prostitutes, this is not the first time, attacks in the last month, all according to the same pattern, a guy drives up in a taxi, a girl sits down next to him, he
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robs her and throws her out, but it's just that he's become more aggressive lately, this you see how he processed it, and from her words he also tried to rape, and there is a photo... there is a robot, no, none of the girls have written statements yet, maybe this will be the first, if she doesn’t change her mind, of course, but again, from her words, the criminal looks very much like you, like me, so i was also surprised, okay, be a taxi driver, come on, let’s go, the situation with tavlic chersonesos is a cynical robbery. this is just part of the rewriting of history, what is really happening with the legendary monument of history and culture, in 2014 hersanez had a very depressing view, this is the place where prince vladimir was baptized, this place is absolutely holy for the orthodox, the minister of foreign affairs of poland became interested in the vacation of our ambassador, as
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it should be, the polish foreign ministry was informed that the ambassador would be absent, this whole story with the missile that whether it was or wasn’t, he asked, will you show us the proof... the anti-fake, the premiere, tomorrow on the first. ocean aggressive kangaroo, prime minister of australia, anthony albanese. to my life partner, jodie hayden. thank you for coming into my life has traveled this path with me. they sculpted an image for him, and this is his first wife, she left right on new year’s holidays. ah ah ah! judy is a political project, we went out into the street where a car was waiting for him, then it hit me, he was driving. into the war zone, australia will supply some of its fighters to ukraine, and is taking a step towards china. whoever can replace china for australia, because the americans are already demanding to leave the chinese market, is trying to sit on two chairs at the same time. america and great britain achieved construction
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nuclear submarine fleet in australia, australia is ready to play a role, for this you are the next ukraine, but for china. in the event of a war with china, this will be the target of chinese nuclear weapons. room, or maybe it will be even better, they came up with the idea of ​​​​making a rack here, dad and son leave the room separately or together, oh, complex, even just hanging, very good for the back, everything for
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cozy evenings is collected in this corner, this includes vinyl, this is a cinema hall, and we got to our home, about the comfort, the premiere is on saturday. on the first one, and i’m walking, walking around moscow, to this day, at the universitet metro station , passengers point to that same escalator, some even start humming the song of the hero nikita. kholkov from the film i walk around moscow. i don’t like when they call me a comedian, because i haven’t done much comedy. the brilliant georgy danelia was a magician on the set, but how did he manage to direct his own life? danelia came home and said to sokolova: lyuba, i’m leaving, i fell in love, lyuba began to cry, i think, what is it like to live unloved, what is it like to live unloved? is it true that the plot of the autumn marathon is autobiographical? he lived for two lives, and that was all he got.
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on the first one, well, let's keep quiet, i refuse to testify, yunusov, do you even understand what you are facing for attempting to kill a policeman, this is besides what you did in there, i refuse to testify, who was with you in car, i refuse to testify, i think that in the gang you held the position of shooter, if this is so, and this is so, you will get life in prison, but if you cooperate with the investigation, there may
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be options, i refuse to give evidence testimony, well, to hell with you, write a written refusal. what to write? i am so-and-so , last name, first name, patronymic, i refuse to give evidence, in all the recordings from cctv cameras, you are wearing a mask, but distinguishing you from others is as easy as shelling pears, and you are holding the valyn with your left hand, just like you are holding a pen now, i i refuse to testify.
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ask for a lawyer, come on, go do your business, i need to go, lyoshka, hi, how are you, i arrived late last night again, don’t think about it, but... i just woke up at night to drink some water, looked out the window, your car is gone, but i also looked at the clock and gasped, because it was already the beginning of one, i even thought if something had happened to lyoshka, that i was stuck at work, aunt tanya, was i stuck at work or in my personal life, oh, lyoshka, i was screwed you ended up staying with us, i see, and a girl from work is staying with you for the night, and olechka is coming to spend the night, aunt tanya, let ’s not interfere in my personal life. it’s me, i’m climbing, but i just woke up at night, let’s go get some water, i realized, maybe you
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’d better move in with me, otherwise you might miss something, what’s interesting, thank you, thanked you for all my help, opened your eyes, it’s not for nothing that people say, don’t do good, you won’t get evil, now look for someone else who will feed you everything, give him pills to walk him at night, while you... god knows with whom, you pulled my tongue, what should i do with you now, will you sing with me? ok.
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eh, come on, come back, come on, come on, back to your place, come on, sit, watch.
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vyacheslav mikhailovich, sons, what? no, nothing has changed. somehow, i didn’t notice how i passed out. would you like to have breakfast? i sat all the time the night before intensive care, they don’t even let you in, so you catch everyone, doctor or nurse. and what do they say? her condition is serious, but stable, i mean, it’s good that she’s stable, in general, now she just has to get better, they say that when
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she regains consciousness, something will become clear, yeah, let’s hope. “yes, let’s hope, but according to yunusov, that we managed to find out something, uh-huh, vladimir yanusov was born in surgut, yur, maybe you can tell me, i’m not using my tongue at all, vladimir yanusov, a native of surgut, hantemonsky district, served near st. petersburg, after army stayed to live here." there are no relatives in surgut, his mother died several years ago, no criminal record, his only run-in with the law, 2 years ago, he was a suspect in a rape case, but the victim withdrew the statement and yunosov was released, so far, as you can see, nothing densely, yunusov himself refuses to speak, it’s clear, if you need
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any help, you can count on me, we agreed, listen, alexey, there’s a personal question, there’s a personal question, i’ll go, i’ll take the compote from you, seriously, there’s nothing between us anymore. no.
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this clown has already got me, yesterday, for example, he literally scared a pensioner half to death in the park, jumping out at her, unexpectedly, right from the bushes, the woman was hospitalized with a heart attack, if any of you haven’t read about it in the newspapers or in on the internet, then know that all the media is doing is... trending about this damn clown and they've also gone over us, saying that all the police in st. petersburg are not able to catch one clown? of course, we have no other things to do, that’s why dyatlov needs to catch this damn clown so as not to distracted us from more important matters. in short, if
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this idiot appears on your route while on duty in the park, then blame yourself. everything is clear, tach major, and you’re still 8:12, no longer, but it’s true that you were almost killed, it’s true that your bulletproof vest saved you, okay, everyone is free, turbine, come to me, well, that’s all, that’s all , it was not in vain that i went with you, the test results came. they’re firing, but it seems like not, for now, i’m on another issue, come to my office, they came to see you there, who? in
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general, this girl of easy virtue, she turned out to be an amazing activist, i don’t understand, during the night she managed to find and call all her colleagues who were robbed by this shtim, uh-huh, what a good girl, well done, she’s certainly great, but by the morning she appeared with us. since we have so many statements, we cannot help but take action, and for this we will start by setting up ambushes in the mushroom places of our area and just a colleague, your taxi is the ideal cover for us. in short, turbin, from today until this
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freak is captured, in the evenings you will be at the disposal of criminal investigation department, here is his sketch, but he really looks like you. thank you for helping me out, no question, i’m happy, we’ve made it up to you, now, now we’ll go, wait, we’ll make a call, sit, sit, hello, hello, i’m not distracting, no, not at all, what’s up, zhenya, he’s been hysterical for a long time, no, i told him that nothing happened, he calmed down, yeah. i had to say what happened, stop it, okay, the loaf says hi to you, yes, to him too, and
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what, are you at home, no, at work, but just with him, why? yes, i had a fight today, i have no one to talk to leave it, we’ll ride together, understandable. uliyam, i love you, bye.
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well, probably, the results came at a glance here. leskov sergey matveevich, a native of the city of taganrog in the rostov region, was convicted twice, yes, both times for car theft, and a bunch of fines also surfaced for serious speeding, for racing around the city, in general, everything related to cars, a pro, that means, now we have a driver. yur, contact taganrog. i have a friend there, a major. ulyanov, dmitry borisovich. let him send all the materials that he has on
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leskova. eat. yura, wait. or maybe peonies? fascism appeared in italy. centuries, but life decreed otherwise. in the 11th century , the word fascism regained its power. fascism
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opened up such vast expanses of inhuman pragmatism to the world that it forever made it a grave insult, so one can only fight fascism. premiere, ordinary fascism 2, today on the first.
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i will help andrei andreevich voznesensky , after meeting with zoya borisovna, dedicated a poem to her: remain bright, mementos incessantly, i do not reproach you for having passed, thank you for coming. andrei generally had two priorities in life, his creativity and my mother. andryushka and i lived very friendly, it was his song that reflected our moment. for the centenary of zoya boguslavskaya, the premiere is tomorrow on the first voice live on friday on the first. hello everyone, my name is caroline, my father is an optimist, so he thinks that i am half white. kvn, major league. new
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season on saturday on the first. what do you have in your hands? is this my autobiography? autobiography, read it out loud. read aloud to yourself? yes you damn what? there is still snow in the fields, and in the spring the waters are noisy, running and waking up the sleepy shore. they run, shine and shout, they scream in all directions, spring is coming, spring is coming, we are messengers of the young spring, she sent us ahead, what is where, when is the spring series of games, on sunday on the first. keep in mind her cars are always
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different, from kopya to nines, but everything is so, i understood, i accepted, i drove up, i see. "false alarm, another one has arrived, i see, hi, let's go for a ride, let's try, welcome, the taxi driver needs to check, accepted,
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so what did you get up, they stopped, so what is happening, they are talking in the car, the girl gets out of the car, so what are you doing so quickly, yurik, as usual, you wanted to get a free ride, well, as usual , a complex form of anxiety began in his repertoire. a regular customer, it’s clear, so, wait, i just received a signal from the card of the person who was robbed yesterday, the girls tried to withdraw money, the mankomat is on the stars, come on, i’m going there at a trot, and i ’ll stay here, accepted, no, loaf, we’re not going home.
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police, sorry, routine check. special pols: have you seen a young man here who looks a little like me? no no i saw, thank you, all the best, good-bye, k26, the police have my id, sorry, they sent me an identikit of the robber taxi driver, well, straight away, yeah, twin brother, because of you i missed him, well, sorry, very
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similar, the car drive away, yes, 2.6 is all, well , at least the region, but i said, i didn’t look at it, it’s dark, far away, well, you’re a taxi driver, buy yourself some glasses, or what? you know, i’ll buy it so that i can start to be at least somehow different from this idiot. okay, now i’ll look at the yellow ones in the database, but i think with such water data there are a lot of them there will be some news, i’ll let you know, it’s agreed. and now with a special report from our correspondent ekaterina mukhamendrik. a man in a clown mask continues to scare
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the city's residents. yesterday he was seen at the playground in azerki, and today he was spotted in alexander park. the identity of this mysterious and sinister clown has not yet been established, but the police are making every effort. "hello, good morning, turbines, don't wake him up, he didn't sleep all night again, like inna, it's normal, the doctor tells her better, according to everyone indicators, the crisis has passed and the situation is stabilizing, but what about the investigation? any news? yes, today information came that enusov served in the same unit as markin, that is, in the same unit from which markin was accused of stealing ammunition from a weapon? how do you know that? well, how did you go to the psychic?
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doesn’t this psychic work for us? no, the cards also use coffee grounds. apparently, yunusov helped markin in the operation to steal weapons. but when markin was taken, he did not turn him in; janusov came out of this story clean. and then markin pulled enusova into mishan's team, what a smart taxi driver you are.
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some kind of responsible person, yes, more and more often they end up among conscientious citizens, well, of course, hello, hello, anhalochka, i want someone prettier, as you say, and why are you stuck on the turbo?
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i don’t know, she didn’t go to him so that he could hang around prostitutes now, you bastard, but do you know how many years? her parents praised him, how good he was, how wonderful he was, so i said, well, let’s try, and you wait, i won’t be long. so what do you want me to do? went and spent with
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zhenya a series of heart-warming conversations about morality and morality? yes, i would talk to him myself, i’m just afraid of accidentally breaking something for him. oh, for god's sake, spare me from these yard habits of yours, once again specifically, what do you want me to do? you are the father, you know better, i don’t want to tell him about this guy directly, because she will think that i want to quarrel with her, marry her, and you can first talk to him about what, he didn’t take a mistress, but just. .. a second, can you hear yourself from the outside? alexey, first of all, thank you for providing this information. came to me, and not to olga, secondly, you know that we moved here relatively recently, and before i had a much more modest salon, so i owe this growth to my investor, and my investor is none other than my wife’s father , i just can’t do it now, okay. “everything is clear with you, listen,
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boy, don’t you dare talk to me like that, puppy, there is news, yes, information came from taganrog about the driver of the lesky gang, so he’s not with st. petersburg...” connected by nothing, neither registration nor registration , nothing, but there is one clue, his relative lives here brother, dmitry. what about our sibling? nothing illegal. what exactly? absolutely, as pure as a white sheet. we are still taking it into development. outdoor activities, service, everything is as it should be. leskov is now on the run, why not turn to his brother for help. come on, yeah. all the best,
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but wait, i’ll leave you half, everything is quiet, i’ll leave you half, sit, 8:12, you are now not far from alexander park, 8:12x. we just got a call that our favorite clown was seen there, a teenager called, so it's quite possible that the call is false, but you need to check, you’re lucky, now it’s me, yes, i see, i see. stop, you bastard, and get angry,
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then, we won’t rush, but no, where did he go, he was just here, let’s check there. buddy, are you working? i’m working, it’s better not to twitch, he really doesn’t like clowns, and why were you doing this crap? i wanted to become famous, sorry, but
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i saw a guy from england on enet, he was running around the city like a clown, and then he was caught and he became famous, well, you will become famous, only in our department. can you hear me? a doctor? now one second, i'll call the doctor. the situation with tabular chersonesus is a cynical robbery. it's just part of rewriting history. what is really happening to the legendary
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historical and cultural monument. in 2014 it looked very depressing. this is the place where prince vladimir was baptized, a place for orthodoxy. absolutely holy, the minister of foreign affairs of poland became interested in the vacation of our ambassador, as it should be, the polish foreign ministry was informed that the ambassador would be absent, this whole story with the missile, which either happened or i wasn’t, i asked, will you show us proof, anti-fake, premiere, tomorrow at the first, agressive kangaroo, prime minister of australia, anthony albanese, i’m addressing my life partner, jody hayden, thank you for coming into my life. walked this path with me, they sculpted an image for him, his wife, his first, left right on new year’s holidays, ah-ah-ah, judy, this is a political project, we went out onto the street, where a car was waiting for him, then it hit me, he's going to a war zone, australia will supply some its fighters to ukraine, is taking a step
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towards china, who can replace china for australia, because the americans are already demanding to leave the chinese market, is trying to sit on two chairs at the same time. and i’m walking, walking around moscow, still at the universitet metro station passengers point to that same escalator, someone even starts humming the song by nikita mikhalkov’s character from the film “i’m walking around moscow.” i don’t like when they call me a comedian, because i haven’t done much comedy. the brilliant georgy danelia was the magician of the film set
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set, but how did he manage to direct his own life? danelia came home and said to sokolova: “lyuba, i’m leaving, i fell in love with lyuba.” i started crying, i thought, what is it like to live unloved, this is what it’s like to live unloved, is it true that the plot of the autumn marathon is autobiographical, he lived for two lives, and lyuba sokolova got it all, what gundareva played, we get a prize, i’m happy, that he watches, and he watches, is very interested, always speaks slander, for example, she said that he got married at the first meeting, for which the director blamed himself after the tragedy that happened in his family, after clinical death, he weighed 42 kg, and i realized that i had to save him, our exclusive family secrets of the great director, exclusive with dmitry borisov, premiere on saturday on the first. lately, we are increasingly hearing the phrase global majority, who is part of it, what countries it consists of, and
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most importantly, who governs these states. we met in the palace of the syrian president, the man who challenged the collective west. our war. this a war for existence, which is why the price is so high. the west is now supporting and promoting leaders like zelensky. these are the people who say “yes” to everything. right, left, up, down, answering everything with “yes, boss.” and my father never discussed my future with me. i believe that everyone decides such questions for themselves. my children don't study politics. one wants to be a programmer, the other an engineer. do you use social networks, is this interesting to you? before i became president, i headed a government organization for the development of the internet, giving time for social networks, i do not forget about real contacts with people, online public opinion does not reflect the opinion of the majority, these are only fragmentary fragments, possibly a fabricated company, a new project of the first
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channel, the global majority, bashar assad on sunday on the first. i was driving, i immediately left, a gray audi 922, check at the exit, listen, taxi driver, the guys told me that you are not a clown yet. kept it, is it true, or what? well, yes, what do you give, congratulations, then you’ll tell me in detail, okay?
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beer for me, i live by my word, so, that's it, colleague, lights out, let's wrap up, i mean, a message just arrived, ours have finally figured out the appropriate code, thanks to that part of the number that you remembered, the taxis are tied to the taxi depot, ours have already left, and the suspect is also there, no, but as soon as it appears, we ’ll take it warm. in general, i'm there, so thank you, be sure, exactly, exactly, or did you like watching the girls, i don't mind, keep watching,
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bye, hello girls, whoever is free, well, i'm free. well, get in, kharitonov, the suspect is here, kharitonov, welcome, post-2, answer, damn, they changed the channel, or what?
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forgive me for taking you there, of course i shouldn’t have done that because i knew they would be there. knew the police, got out of the car, slowly, hands so that i could see, hands i said, facing the car. are you okay?
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thanks, yes! “tell me, he doesn’t look like me at all,
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i don’t understand at all what i was thinking, we were actually following, so it’s my fault, mine, it’s all their fault, not you. vyacheslav mikhailovich, it’s all fucked up this is vyacheslav mikhailovich, vyacheslav mikhailovich, tell me again, comrade lieutenant colonel, we’re not at work, okay, thank you for the flowers, thank you!
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dari, all that’s left to do on the way home is to detain a couple of terrorists and you can sleep peacefully, i ’ll sleep peacefully anyway, now that the orientation on him is removed, at least people will stop rushing at me, listen, taxi driver, i have a request for you, well, go ahead, i it’s just that we still have to wait for the brigade here, but it would be nice for the girls to take off the beating at the tram station, what are you hanging around here, you’ll give me a lift, no problem, thank you, happy. sit down, look, second at this point, you will take off the beating and take a certificate, and tomorrow you will take her to khritonova’s department, yeah, i understand, okay, the bruises will probably
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be left from these. girls were constantly brought here, one was generally strange, her hands were all covered in tattoos, tell me, you know this comrade, he has a house called zanevkin, he was there, well, let’s say, let’s say, or happened. we went there a couple of times with yulka, yeah, yulka is who, i’ll have to talk to her too, yes, she disappeared somewhere, the phone is off, i’ll see, i’ll tell her to contact you, yeah, thank you, yeah, in i'm sorry you did they come on their own or did someone pick you up, no, we
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first met with them at the club, and then in private. usually we went to the continuation of the banquet, so to speak, yeah, the club is the one after which you work, yes, pink girls, hello, and rubinshtern, will you take me first, ask, guys, i have an order, let's go there,
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what will you drink ? cranberry juice, all menstruation! the leader of the gang that killed your parents.
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deploy the police.
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police, police, calm down, there's a big game on the air.
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like this, like this, well, there’s another thought developed that there will be no nato at all if ukraine does not remain on the world map. konstantin fedorovich zatulin, first
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deputy chairman of the state duma committee for cis affairs, european integration and relations with nationals. tomorrow it will be european, i generally believe that we are europeans, i affirm this thesis everywhere, it has not become so popular since we collided with the west, but you cannot escape our historical roots, we are russian europeans, no one has canceled our european matrix , we are europe, and not those who cross it out, abandon its roots, invent lgbt.
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it would be funny if it weren’t so sad, because this man’s hostage is millions of people living in ukraine, his phobias, his fantasies, his speeches, in the end, i suspect that for him speeches are not worth much, his tongue is boneless, but it sounds funny that ukraine will turn out to be... such an arms hub for europe, which otherwise will not withstand the onslaught from its eastern neighbor, today everything is exactly the opposite, it...

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