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>> eric: we got to say goodbye. see you tomorrow night. welcome to "red eye." i am greg gutfeld. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy. what's coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> this year's black friday had record setting gun sales. the shocking story you will have to pry from my cold, dead hands. and do children in poor areas have no habit of working unless it is illegal? some say no, but thiewt says yes. and should pole dancing be an olympic sport? and would it give pohland an unfair advantage? good night, everybody. greg? >> thanks, andy for that. >> four more days, greg. >> four more days until "newyear's eve." i can't wait. >> the first review is up on rotten tomatoes.
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cam williams says, "all roads lead to time square as there is enough surprising twists along the way to tug on your heart strings, greg. >> he never saw the movie. >> he saw it. >> he wouldn't have written that. >> you want to know how? he said it is not as good as "love actually." >> see you at half time. >> bye. let's welcome our guest. she is so hat she is permanently bared from hockey games, building snow men and ice car carving demonstrations. it is remi spencer. and he is fresh off his job as a greeter at hot topic. i got that from a blog. his latest comedy cd is called pro choice. and he never passes a smell test. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he is one of my favorite baldwins, and i am including one of the pianos. the great actor daniel baldwin. you have to check out his latest film.
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christmas with a capital c. it is out on dvd. buy a dozen. and he publishes live as he says goodbye. good to see you, pinch. >> reporter williams -- william broad writes of $60,000 subway trips. now available to the richest 1% for a ride down to the hull of the titanic. ♪ once more ♪ you open the door ♪ and you are here ♪ in my heart ♪ and my heart will go on as will your secret caribbean bank accounts. mr. baldwin is doing a full on leo over there. still doing the full on leo. >> how long are you going to make him do this, you moron? >> there he is.
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behind the curtain. >> good job, people in the control room. it was a run on guns, a firearm, fire sale. on black friday, sales of hand cannons reached an all-time high meaning more weaponry under the tree this year. americans purchases almost 130,000 pieces the day after thanksgiving. obliterating the previous record by 32%. i wish i knew numbers. part of the increase is due to a growing number of first time buyers arming themselves for protection as well as women getting into hunting. nice. adds a spokesman for the national shooting federation or foundation, whatever, no one really cares, there is also an awakening of the american public that they do have a constitutional right to own guns. you know who else is awakening?
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you can't go wrong with three kittens. it is a pleasure to have you here. big fan of yours. back to the homicide days of the early 90s. i am a paranoid freak. i feel ar ma get done is around the corner. should i be scared by the fact everybody is buying guns orie leafed? >> i think you should be scared. i think it is the american people getting prepared if republicans should beat obama for a mass suicide. >> really? i wouldn't kill myself. i would rejoice. actually there would be more room for me rejoicing if all of those people were dead. >> there you go. >> jesse, your over sized jackets are perfect for hiding firearms. what do you think is causing the spike in gun sales? >> look at that. i am not even wearing an over sized jacket. it is like saying you are so married to the script you couldn't possibly come up with an on the spot dig at me given you have sort of a rat pack look, and it had nothing to do
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with sammy davis, but that you are the size of a rat in a suit. i think this is interesting because i was able to get my hands on next year's consumer sales report. and coincidentally on black friday, armed robberies are up 85%. >> absolutely no correlation. a rise in gun sales means we will all be safer. as somebody who defends murder you ares, this must really bring you down. >> i see what you are saying. >> i am not surprised by the numbers being up. the stores will start taking advantage of the biggest shopping day of the year, it is silly they didn't in the past, and i think it is more trendy for women to own and learn how to shoot a gun. i am not saying if it is a good thing or bad thing. but more women are matching
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their guns these days. >> what you are saying if i am following you is guns are awesome. >> you are not following me at all. that's okay. >> when we do follow her she has a gun. >> you asked me before and i have learned how to shoot jie. could it be a lot of them are mistaking guns for ornaments? >> yes. and it is bad for the kids. they usually point down. >> it makes sense in a bad economy everybody would want a firearm. they could hunt and/or eat. if you are rich you use them to protect your money. have a big compound with galley guns on the top to shoot anybody coming in and if you are phil specter you can use them on a first date. >> he was innocent, right, remi? >> he was found guilty. >> i'm sure being a celebrity you have to protect yourself.
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do you believe in the second amendment? you think it is an important part of the constitution? >> it is one of the corner stones of one of the founding fathers of the country. i think the problem is that people use guns illegally so often. obviously we are not talking about responsible people who are carrying guns on the off chance they might need it to protect themselves. the other thing is the misuse of firearms that opens up a whole pandora's box of the home and children dying senselessly. if they are stored properly, there is no problem. have a gun. >> are we talking about pandora's box, the phrase or the strip bar on 48th. >> no, but let me write that down. >> do not go to the buffet. loaded with hepatitis. >> and there are a couple hours in there where you are knot -- not quite sure. >> in the afternoon you are just happy with what you have got. >> in the afternoon they may have a gun and may not have a gun. >> they have a gun depending on where you call.
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it. >> do you have anything else -- interest -- anything interesting to say? >> i don't see why everybody is so shocked about this. there is another statistic that more people traveled home for thanksgiving this year than the last six or seven years. of course naturally if you spend an entire afternoon with your in-laws and extended relatives, of course the next day you are going to naturally think to go out and buy a handgun. >> do child labor laws -- what is a chiber 1234*. >> it is short for child labor laws. >> i think you can get those at pandora's box. >> i think they are living in your shirt. >> the front-runner called them truly stupid, these child labor laws, and last week he defended the stance telling the kids in poor neighborhoods don't work, quote, unless it is illegal end quote.
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>> really poor children in really poor neighborhoods have poor habits and they don't have anybody around them that works. so they have no habit of showing up on monday. they have no habit of staying all day. they have no habit of i do this and you give me cash unless it is illegal. >> and newt offered this solution. >> what if you paid them part-time in the afternoon to sit at the clerical office to work as the assistant librarian. >> assistant lie librarian because they are hiring. >> they are bustling with people. anyway, does nancy pelosi have dirt on his newtness? said the house majority leader on friday, "i know a lot about him. i serve oatd committee that investigated him, four of us locked in an undisclosed location and a thousand pages of his stuff." when will all of this stuff
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come out? she answered, when the time is right. newt responded as saying, quote, i want to thank speaker pelosi as what i regard as an early christmas gift. speaking of early christmas gift -- >> we are getting all of our videos from three kittens .com. >> jesse sthere anything wrong with kids working while they are still kids? >> i couldn't agree more. kids want to get back to work. do you know how many times they say, those go tau ma milans -- guatamalans are taking our jobs. >> i could sweep twice as many chimneys as this kid does if i was just given a chance. you didn't see the
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embarassment on his face when they said, what do you want to be when you are six? >> he clearly hasn't thought ahead. daniel, i know you love to work. once you discovered work, you loved it. what is wrong were introducing work earlier? you get so much satisfaction and you build character. why not four? >> i have to ask you, does anybody look at newt and see archie bunker's face? can you not almost see the -- >> he has the structural components of the face. but i say he is smarter. >> is he smarter? >> i think he is smarter. >> that's pretty good. i like that. >> but here is the thing, i loved working as a kid. i had a paper route. i table danced. everybody table danced as a child. at least at my uncle's place. >> but you learn so much. isn't that what he is trying to say, but he doesn't i ask
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-- say it as ella eloquently. barack obama would probably gri about how kids could learn a lot. >> what i think he was saying and it had a racist over tone to it because he said the inner city and turned around and said a lot of these people don't -- what he was saying is they don't have a shining example of a work ethic. he wasn't talking about the kids working, but the kids weren't seeing the parents working. i beg to differ that a lot of inner city parents work multiple jobs to support, but they don't make a lot of money. >> i take exception to the racist part. there is high unemployment. he was talking about the sad realities of the cities of detroit. i want to talk about the other thing which is education. i watched season 4 of "the wire" which makes me an expert. remember the kids? >> i didn't see "the wire." >> the kids, -- >> you lived the "the wire." >> the school systems suck. one of the kids wanted to go find a job, but he was too
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young to get a job. what did he do? sell drugs. it is really about the education system being such a mess that kids aren't getting anything there, right? >> i agree. our education system needs to be improved dramatically. and that will have a tremendous and direct impact on keeping children and young adults out of criminal situations without a doubt. but i think newt's comments here are not about education at all. as daniel said, he is making very specific, very negative re, mas about everybody who is at the lowest socio economic class in our economy. and that is what is wrong with these statements. i am not even going to comment on whether they are discriminatory or not as far as race. i am saying that newt has come out on more than one occasion now, and he has said that these young children in the poorest of the poor have no good role models for employment or for work. it is not saying.
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-- it is saying, not suggesting. >> it is okay if bill cosby says it? >> it is not okay because it is not accurate. that's the problem with the statement. >> you are rie. i like to think of myself as a role model for inner city kids. >> i think newt would benefit -- i think newt and his campaign would benefit from spending time #w* mayor cory booker who he sees on a day-to-day basis on what they go through. sure they take advantage of the system, but the overwhelming majority do not. >> the reason they can relate to you is because they can look directly into your eyes standing up. >> and my three daughters i don't care how badly behaved they are, they would not hang out with the mayor with the last name of booker. scares them. they run. >> you make a point about being in detroit. w45* is the ratio of african-americans to white or inner city to in detroit. 79 or something? it is it is an indirect racial slam. >> i don't know. the majority of poor people are minorities. it is a numbers thing.
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i have to say, i think he is claudeish in what he says. what he is trying to say is working is good. we should get these kids into jobs. he is saying it in a way that everybody says -- >> i don't know. i grew up in a home with parents who were very dedicated to seeing we had a good up bringing and insistent me and my three siblings didn't work as children. >> and now you defend murderers. >> now i work very hard and i am self-sufficient, but we learned accountability and discipline in ways other than going to a job. that was part of our family. it was part of our life. i don't think a child needs to get a job to learn these things. >> i want kids to have jobs. i want kids to work for me. >> why -- he didn't say he wanted kids to have jobs. he said the kids did not grow up later on to have the work ethic because they didn't see it from their parents. he wasn't saying let's put four-year-olds to work. >> he said an assistant librarian. >> that's a good point.
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even if there were no child labor laws, the kids are still going to be drug dealers. last i checked, pushing crack is way more lucrative than assistant librarian. >> do i have time for the next story? that means we will have more time to get to that story next. coming up, are criminals misunderstood victims of an uncaring universe? we discuss remi spencer's new book "i heart thugs and killers." first, what? a story about madonna? yes, a story about madonna. you can thank me later over breakfast.
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they can remain anonymous. the acl you wants to remain anonymous. the judge gave the attorneys 14 days to work out a deal to protect the students and parents' identities saying, quote, the court will tolerate no harassment with the rights of the individuals. for more of this let's go to our legal correspondent who is outside the county courthouse. that's why we never break any news. he is too busy doing that.
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remi, are you a lawyer and i am stupid. we can establish that. can somebody sue anonymously -- if somebody is suing me, how fair is it to me if i don't know who is suing me? that's what i don't get. >> you are right about both parts of that question. >> that was unnecessary. when somebody says they are stupid you don't agree. >> are you right though about anonymity. when you file a lawsuit, and let's just remind your viewersthat i don't sue people for a living, but when you do file a lawsuit against somebody else, you don't get anonymity. 124r* -- there are limited circumstances that allow for it. when we are dealing with child issues, juvenile issues, the fact that fox news and you -- major popular show is covering this story is evidence of the fact that these people might get harassed for making these claims, so the court is very correct in considering whether or not to give them anonymity.
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>> are you saying it was wrong to print their addresses at the beginning of the show? >> this just echoes your movie, christmas with a capital c. you play a lawyer that goes to alaska in an effort to bring down a nativity display. ted mcbeginly is in it. need i say more? >> i love him. >> when you look at this, what do you think? it is a kid that wants to remain anonymous. do you think it is somebody else? >> no, it is probably the parents or somebody else speaking through him. it brings to mind, if this is the case and you could sue anonymously, why don't we go to a couple aa meetings and make it a class action? > it didn't really work on me and i am saying that not anonymously. >> you are a godless jerk. whose side are you on here? >> i will be happy to tell you a person who seems like a
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russell crowe action figure. it resembles russell crowe and he is miniature. >> thank you for that. man who looks like franken berry went goth. >> this is not goth. >> i was assuming you would wear something goth and you didn't. >> are you so married to the script -- >> i didn't even change the joke. >> when was this a dean martin wedding? >> i don't disagree. this is the spokesman they have for this guy who is bitching about it. you can't defend a case in the dark. you can't shadow box when you don't know who is punching. it is like, i hope he is better at criminal defense than analogies. yes, you can't -- who is punching is you. when you shadow box you box yourself. you can't play solitaire if you don't know who is dealing. >> you can't shadow box in the dark because there is no shadow in the dark. >> it is all one big shadow.
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it is like the glass is half empty. >> i'm sure you think the 10 commandments have no place in society. i think you have no place in society. >> there are 10 command ment's put in the soup kitchen. the 10 commandments have a place -- they have it many, many places, churches, outside the synagogues, anywhere a family pants to display it. government cannot promote, religion period. you certainly can't do it by a school run by the government. as far as the kids are concerned, i'm assuming they are anonymous because they are minors and therefore are allowed anonymity. would the lawyer be allowed to know who they are? >> that's a good point. the lawyer will of course know who his adversaries are. it is not as if the defense is going to say, who are we litigating this against? they will have depositions and inter roughing tores and a full opportunity to talk to
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them. >> can i say something rotten? they are worried about harassment. if you sue -- for one thing, we live in a world filled with harassment. if you go on-line, people tell you to go and screw yourself. that's the life in which we lead. so complaining that you might get targeted, is that kind of whining if you are going to make a stand? shouldn't you absorb the stand saying i feel strongly that i will go out? >> i don't think so. not if there is a legitimate concern for the plaintiff. safety or other concern. harassment is a crime. if there is a legitimate concern they will be harassed. it will be a factor to be considered. >> i saw a comment on the website that had this article published. somebody said to your point that all of the nonchristians better move out of whatever county. >> that was me. >> it is implying a threat.
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>> it is interesting a government doesn't have the right to post the 10 command ment's, but they do have a right to put a gun in your hand and force to you go to another country and break the commandments. >> something to think about. >> we should go to a break on that. #*r. >> i am kind of proud my jokes are legal precedence. >> you can use that in court. it won't get you anywhere. >> you might get a chuckle. probably not. >> a small credit. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. he is a jerk. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by telescopes. the devices used to make disconstant objects look closer. thanks, telescope.
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welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. let's go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> did you have a good weekend? >> yes. >> i don't care. >> greg, you said americans purchased almost 130,000 pieces the day after thanksgiving. actually 129,000 and 166 background checks were requested that day from the fbi. as usa today .ed out multiple firearms purchases only
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requires one background check. the actual number of guns sold is actually higher. >> interesting, i guess. it is interesting. i zoned out there. >> i know you did. >> thinking about what i am having for dinner. >> what are you having? >> i might go with the salt and pepper pork chops. >> what else is new? >> you said you think this is americans getting ready to commit mass suicide if the republicans get elected? don't you think that would actually happen? >> i don't think they will see a republican, but let's have back up. >> you said you were able to get your hand on next year's black friday consumer sales reports? that's of course impossible. >> how do you know? you don't know what goes on in my closet. >> unfortunately, i do. >> it is filled with lots of clothes. >> is it filled with over sized jackets he is not
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wearing? >> lots of hood des -- hoo di es before they were called hoodies. >> i like that one. >> and parkas. >> remi, what did you mean if when you say they cling to guns or anything that is anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations? >> thank you for quoting me so accurately. i'm not sure when i said that or how i said that. >> it was during the show. >> i'm sure that's what the listeners will determine. luckily they don't have a device to record the show. >> you stand by what you said? >> i stand by what what i said, but not necessarily what you said. >> gingrich says poor kids don't work unless it is something illegal.
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i don't think he said inner city. he said poor neighborhoods. >> i got that from our esteemed host. >> so i was the one who was racist. >> yes. >> i second it. >> i am actually a racist homophobe. >> can you do more archie bunker? >> come on over here, meat head. >> thank you. >> no thank you. >> you know what is amazing? half of our viewers -- >> don't know. >> that's how hold we are and how young they are. archie bunker was a character created by norman lear. he was meant to be a parity, but america fell in love with him. >> thanks for that, greg. >> carol carol o'connor, the late carol o'connor. >> greg, you like to think of yourself as a role model for inner city kids. >> yes. >> why is that, sir?
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>> i like to keep it real. >> do you? >> yes, i do. >> i'm not sure you do. >> that's how i roll. >> i see you fronting a lot. >> do i front? >> you front. >> and i don't see him as a racist because he is having salt and pepper pork chops. >> that is true. >> daniel, you said newt didn't say he wants kids to have jobs, but he actually did. he said for example kids in poor neighborhoods should be allowed to service janitors in their schools, and he talked about how they could be paid part-time to be assistant librarians in the school. >> i think that is a problem with the production team on the show. the clip they showed us was just about to come about the poor neighborhoods. this was added on later. the add ons i am not responsible for. >> i will look into that. >> thank you. >> 10 commandments lawsuit. you said you, quote, "i speak of a student and parent in a virginia county school district, aren't they all? >> no, they aren't.
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only the ones in virginia. >> you have to stop that. >> i do it all the time. >> i know, you do. >> remi, greg asked if someone can sue uh nom mussly. he says it doesn't seem fare somebody can sue you not knowing who it is. as long as the person has standing, you don't need to know exactly who the person is. >> that's correct. i didn't say i i didn't think it was fair. >> no, you didn't. greg said that. >> i think you just said that i just said. >> i think he said that you said that he heard. >> regardless of the fact of the constitutional nature has to identify themselves to the lawsuit. >> roe-v-wade? >> that's what the lawyers are trying to do. it is where they believe there is a genuine concern for the lit grant safety like they did
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234* roe-v-wade and like they did for children and juveniles and like they do for victims and criminal matters. that's what i was talking about. otherwise, yes, you have to put your name to that lawsuit. >> what she is trying to till, sir, is this is law 101. >> remi, as you brought up to bill's point, the school board's legal team would know the plaintiff's identity. >> you are correct. >> the protective order that would prevent them from sharing that with the board. >> and lawyers are routinely subjected to protective orders of different natures and different types. it won't be a difficult one to comply with. >> right. and you pointed out that somebody did say sure sounds like christians ought to move out of the county before things get ugly over there. we actually did that to make the story more interesting. so full disclosure. >> how often is that
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happening? >> more than you think. >> by the way, the whole newt story? never happened. >> i want to know who was behind it? was it the lawyer for the local be pop kids -- lollipop kids? ♪ we represent >> i believe it is the lollipop guild. >> whatever. >> we have license to tweak a word or two. >> lastly, daniel, you said isn't it something the government can't post the 10 commandments, but can force to you go to another country and break those comments -- commandments. there is no draft. >> well, just because you go into the military and you are put in the fie and given a gun and told you have to shoot someone, what happens if you are out -- you are out in the field and say i decided i didn't want to kill anybody it breaks my religious convictions.
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you are court martialed and go to prison. they are trying to force you to kill someone. >> but you don't have to join the military. >> you don't. but they are forcing you once are you in the military. >> once you are in. >> all right. >> is that like a na-na-na-na. my dad can take your dad. >> back to you, greg. >> thank you, andy. coming up, khloe is dead -- tired of her sister getting the attention. chloe married an thab player first, people. first, should pole dancing be an olympic sport? sure, why not?
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is riding a pole worthy of gold? a group is protesting the olympic committee to add the sexy, sexy pastime to the london 2012 games. you know we did this story four years ago? pole fitness or vertical
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dancing has become popular in the u.s. in the last decade with enthusiasts participating in national and international competitions. the pole fitness association, yes, it exists. it acknowledges the sport's notorious past and recently put out a call for, quote, good, positive role models for the psa. they plan to broadcast. i am losing a concentration there. i already told them i am busy. i must discuss this in the -- lightning round. lightning round. >> so, daniel. why can't it be a sport? curling is. >> i hope it is a smort -- a sport, and right now i want to addition to be a judge. >> excellent. >> thank you, thank you. >> you haven't seen them yet. >> i will be here all week. >> he worked on that during the break. >> it was impressive. that was impressive. >> remi, why are women taking
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up pole dancing when it was designated as a role for crack head strippers? >> clearly that woman did not look like a crack head stripper. she was very attractive. >> she was. and i apologize to her even though she can't hear me. i >>- q. i have no problem with this being an olympic sport. they are athletes. they have to practice. they have to be in good shape. it is pretty interesting to watch. maybe wear a little more clothing for the olympics. i just wonder how they are scored. will it be how many dollar bills you get in your garter? >> they will have time trialsand the winner of that gets the -- pole position, thank you very much. >> one and two. >> he is on fire. >> jesse, here is the ultimate issue. if this becomes an olympic event, what happens is children -- you know with gymnastics and swimming they start at a young age. you will have four, five, six-year-old kids training for something that was essentially an activity for junkies.
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>> right. there is not a question there. >> i know there wasn't. >> i was hypnotized by the grid you call a shirt. >> if you are asking who would be a good role model. you, for one. to watch the athleticism for your giant arms on your tiny misfit legs to shim me up a pole like that, that would be incredible. as soon as i heard they were going to turn this into an olympic sport, and i would like to pitch this to daniel, i started working on a script on what would be the cool runnings of pole dancing. it will be about a misfit group of the of the men's saudi arabian pole dancing team. and they will be like a bunch of fat,sclubby dudes and the snickers from the pole dancing team to win the four-minute lap dance. >> i like. it i like it. it is missing an element. >> it is cool runnings meets show girls meets lawrence of
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arabia. >> how about if we show them training as children. >> they are ready to go. >> i am going to act like that is a taste tasteless joke. >> bill, how would you -- i already asked that question. i i just realized. the real secret to this is we have convinced women that this is a sport when it is just something we want to watch. >> they founded -- what is the word? empowering. >> they already have elements. they have poles. most gym gnat sticks involve a pole. they have dancing, synchronized swimming. they have the clientele, ie their respective coaches with the mustaches and looking and waiting to get in their pants. it is all there. combine it and you have the pole dancing event. >> think about the floor dance, the gymnastics mat thing. >> i do think about it. >> it is no different. >> i like the ribbon thing they do when they throw the ribbon up and it comes down.
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>> ribbon tossing. >> i think that's what it calls. >> that's what i do with a rib -- ribbon. the nfl has announced madonna will perform at the super bowl show in february. this will be the first time for the 87-year-old singer. others who have done it in the past u-2, bruce springsteen, the who and the black eyed peas. daniel, i'm assuming that you have slept with her at one point in your life. >> not true. but we saw what janet did. >> yes. here is what madonna will do. that's all have i to say. >> that's where her book will er boob will be. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. >> that was absolutely accurate. >> she is not wearing a bra and she is old. >> these half time shows set people up to fail. they are huge crowds and they have to do massive set pieces and stuff. do you think it will be a good thing for her or a bad thing? >> i think at this point anything she can get is good. i was stunned to learn -- i
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just don't think she is what she used to be. i was stunned to learn that this in her entire career might give her the largest audience she has ever had. i thought by now she would have had an audience equivalent to the size of the super bowl. >> in terms of dating perhaps, but not performing. that was a real mean joke, and i would like to apologize to no one in particular. jesse, why a musical act? why not a stand up comedian or a ma magician or a stand up comedian? >> it is meant to be sor of intimate. >> that's all you have experienced. >> implying that i performed for a small crowd that are less large than 162 million people. you are right. seldom do i perform for 162 million people at one time. >> impressive you do it although. >> if they do go magician, you
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don't go sex eye magician. you don't go pen and teller. you need to go chris angel where he can guess one viewer at home's panties or the color of them. >> chris angel has destroyed magic. there is something wrong about -- magicians aren't supposed to be hip. and then you have the tattoo and the goatee and the hair straightening. that's not a magician. that's the colorist at your salon. >> what about the one -- i forget his name. the one married to claudia schiffer. he was hip. >> he was a sexy magician. that's dumb. they will go like -- oh, pick a card. anden then they sit there and the shirt opens and you have to -- you know you will have the card. there is no reason -- we are just wasting time. they are going to come up with it, otherwise they wouldn't do the trick. >> it might be better to
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combine this thing. it may be better for her to take the hat off and then janet's boob is on her head. and then you can say, mind freak! mind freak! >> a free kish mutated woman with a breast on her head. less than a minute, bill, who would you like to see perform? >> don't perform. i would rather see a rerun of a playoff game. i would rather see tim tebow go off and pray for 30 minutes than 15 minutes of madonna. that would be a better half time show. we have to take a break. more stuff when we come back daniel baldwin and more on his new film.
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welcome back. it is "red eye." we will talk about two things. first, christmas with a capital c which is your new dvd. we will put it up on the screen later. the review is love triumphs over political correctness. explain. >> my character lived in a small town, and he leaves and is a successful attorney in l.a. he returns after a high yea
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toss and everybody thinks he is a big guner. the mayor of the town has landed the high school sweetheart that was my love interest before i left. i am after him. i decide to challenge his right to have a gnaw nifty scene on government property. i get the right to tear it down. it is like a scrooge story. my home is empty and i have no money. i left l.a. shamed. and the town still embraces me. that's the twist. >> i met ted. he was nothing. >> that's a different capital c. >> that was capital z. >> my interest is peaked now. >> wonderful place? >> beautiful place. >> so people can get this anywhere, everywhere? >> sure picks .com is where
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you can get it. >> i like you on the cover. you are doing your thing like, oh, what are you up to? i like that. briefly, what is the scogg system? >> the scogg system is a dvd workout series created by michael scogg. i lost 55 pounds in less than five months on this kettle bell-based workout. go to www.scogg system .com. >> do we have to buy a kettle bell? >> you get it with the dvd. >> it is a crazy, crazy hard workout. >> it is lifting something heaviy? >> it is swinging it. >> you have to get christopher to do the ad campaign. more kettle bell. more kettle bell. >> i was thinking of signing up. >> the shirt is not accentuated.
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>> his giant meaty hands all the way around my by accept. >> it has been so long since mb said giant, meaty hands. >> going to close things outs with our post game wrap up. go to fox news .com/red eye.
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back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> are you going to be featured in an attorney spotlight? >> thanks for asking. i am honored and exaited. the only real law journal in our state for attorneys practicing in new jersey i have participated in an interview that will spotlight me in the next few weeks. >> quickly, jesse, upcoming gigs? >> fairview heights illinois comedy central. this thursday through saturday. >> back to you, greg. >> wow, we are over.

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