p.m. and is a benghazi committee important or a waste of time? vote in the poll. good night from washington. i'll see you monday night, 7:00 p.m., right here. to red on i night. >> coming up, is hollywood taking a huge step backward with the next "planet of the apes" movie? what has fans furious for ditching the cgi. and how does the vice president feel about the remix videos on youtube? >> there can never be too many of those. that's good for america. no, really. >> and finally, is the world supply of carrots hitting an all-time low thanks to greedy prairie dogs? the controversial topic the lame stream media refuses to cover. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> i'm andy levy filling in

for greg gutfeld who is doing what you should be doing, spending time with his mother. if she killed people with kindness she would be serving life sentences. i am with joanne and she wrote that. and he is alive, but medical science doesn't know how, michael money gnaw han. moynahan. and the shaggin wagon just pulled into the station. it is buck 6 ton and host of the buck sexton show on the blaze radio net, would. she is the funny one in the family. bonnie mcfarland. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. andy, if at any point you feel like you will wreck yourself, just check yourself first. >> good advice. they don't want guns near their buns. protesters are asking for them

to be banned. moms demand action for gun sense in america launched a campaign to get the chain to enforce the no gun policy saying these businesses are subjecting hourly employees to danger and fear and customers in search of burgers to the poy 10 shall for bullets. last week jack in the box employees hid after gunnen enthusiasts walked in. now the moms are claiming victory as the vp of corporate communications acknowledged, quote, the presence of guns could create an uncomfortable situation and lead to unintended consequences. instead of jack in the box i would rather focus on cat in the box. >> give me my glove back.

>> how am i going to get the mail in there with you fighting it? take it, take it with you. >> i think that was a small furry child and not a cat. >> please be outraged about this. i am not so i need you to come through here. >> are you expecting i will be outraged? >> i am hoping. >> well are you correct. this is outrageous. this is texas. people should be able to walk in with bazookas and get a high five. first of all, the moms demand -- whatever, they seem to not understand that this is a policy by a private enterprise that they cannot enforce. they are heckling them into a no shoot -- no shirt, no shoes, no service into a no gun policy. >> or can you? >> you could, but come on, it is texas. >> let me ask you this. i was surprised the employees were scared of guns because it was texas. >> they also work at jack in

the box which is a place that gets robbed sometimes. >> we don't have jack in the box. we don't have any of these problems. the great thing was i thought when i saw this that that acronym. it is so clunky that you have to fit it in. it is like the free speech argument. people think they have first amendment rights on private property. i have my second amendment right. it is like they do have a no gun policy and i don't know why they have like rifles and shotguns, why they are going into a jack in the box. i understand a handgun, a concealed handgun, but coming in with a tech 9. >> right. they do it specifically to acclimate people. this is the biggest, scariest gun i can carry. >> aside from the fact that everybody hid in the freezer. they were mott acclimated at that point.

>> bonnie, if you are eating at jack in the box you don't care about your health. why do you care if you get shot? >> jack in the box does president want -- doesn't want people coming in and shooting everyone up. i think that's what you are getting at. why do they hide in the freezer? i would have hid in the exit. >> that's a good point. that's why they are paid minimum wage. they are not thinking. >> hospital the mom's protest be less about the guns and more about the mom which is at jack box. it sounds pornographic. >> when i google searched at jack bobs i got -- jack box i got a lot of what i didn't want to see. it is a larger metaphor for actual jack boxes. you don't know what is going to happen. it causes a little anxiety.

that's what these guns are doing. i never held or shot a gun so i don't really have an opinion either way. >> joanne is a communist. >> concealed carry is something completely different. the open carry would scare me if i saw them coming like that. >> people are frightened of guys walking with guns. the mascot is a giant homicidal looking guy. >> jack in the box apparently pretty much caved and they are making sure their restaurants will not allow guns. should open carry supporters boycott? >> they will not they will open carry in three weeks when they decide they will move on to some other issue at some other place. there is no way this will hold. we will see. it is up to jack in the box to

decide. it is not moms against whatever it is called. >> stop making fun of the name. we took a longtime to come up with that. >> what were the other choices? >> some were longer. >> even on a quad they would be outlawed. i speak of cigarettes, those things you smoke. a bill to end outdoor smoking on colleges and universities is advancing in the state's assembly. it would be the strictest on campus in the country and it would include e-cigs and the smokeless tobacco. 90% of persons who start smoking do so before the age of 21. most enter college before the age of 18. if they are influenced by friends this is where they are starting. we ask a typical college student to comment.

>> the slow mo made that. >> you said in the green room you are happy that the government is looking out for us which surprised me a little. >> i have changed since the last time we saw each other. because i made that decision someone should make that decision. this is great! this is fantastic. the great thing is the two republicans that voted against it, gregory mcgukin. i think the e-sigs have gone far. it is the benchmark and

everyone agrees you can't smoke outside now. i am a little uneasy about the fact that e-cigarettes that produce vapor that does president do anything -- doesn't do anything because it looks like smoke. >> they did say the vapor cigarettes are a bridge too far. he said it is a bridge too far which is a slam. i don't agree. >> the smoking would be a $250 fine and then it would go up for subsequent violations. college kids need that money to buy drugs, don't they? >> they should steal the cigarettes. this is happening in new jersey. i am pretty sure the smoke in the air actually helps. i think it may be healthier to be near someone smoking. >> it would include dip. isn't that an attack on college bros and won't it de

stroit lacrosse programs? >> and how will i get my daily intake of cheese? you know what i am saying? >> not really. >> i was going to talk about smoking sausages. what are you talking about? >> chewing tobacco. >> the truth is -- >> i would walk out. >> carson -- carcinogens are in bacon. will we ban bacon? >> i think we should ban bacon. >> are you a vegan or a vegetarian? >> i am a vegetarian. >> are you really? >> use none of the animal is your motto. at this point i get the cigarette bans and making

entire campuses smoke-free is ridiculous, but this is where we are going and that train has sailed as i like to say. >> it is not about health or trying to nanny states deciding for people. it is about the money they will get. no one will leave campus to smoke a cigarette or smoke an e-cigarette. they will be giving out these fines and taking in all of the money it is like parking violations. they have no parking on the college campuses and then they go around and ticket the cars. >> parking tickets is a scam? >> oh it is a huge scam. >> do you not read my blog? >> they are doing this for money. new jersey is the best at taxing and finding ways to make money. in ways they shouldn't be doing. >> we don't want college kids wasting time. they should be destroying their livers. >> i am disappointed in andy levy who is the host of the show. he is influencing those who

watch it saying we are going in this direction. >> the ship has left the station as i said before. >> first they came for the -- you know how it goes. >> another thing, none of the lawmakers take into account the fact that smoking makes you look cool. that is not right of them. especially when you are in college. >> actually that is true. the e-cigarette does not make you look cool. >> it is a glorified water purifier. >> he does commercials for blue and he looks really, really cool. >> you could be wise to your own demise. researchers are working to build a is sim layings of the

-- simulation of the human body. the project known as virtual phiz physiological human program seeks to create a model that can be personalized for each patient testing treatments and assessing risk without operating on the actual patient. the program is still in its early stages, but progress is being made. one doctor notes that the computer models are obviously the future of medicine, but he adds, you start to run into philosophical and ethical problems such as tell me when i am going to die. i don't want to know. i believe we have a video of a computer mod devil me. model of me. i am one of the few people where the computer simulation is lifelike. >> it was a good day. >> buck, is this exciting or terrifying or extrafying.

>> on a recent episode they had holograms. this is not true. that's ridiculous. >> i believe you watched gray's grey's anatomy. >> it would be good if we could get more of a window. and if sandra o has to bring that to the masses, then so be it. >> you sure noah lot about grey's anatomy. >> i do research. >> would you want to know when you are going to die especially since there is a fairly good chance that could happen in the next few years. >> i know when i will die. i don't neat computer models. i have like seven crippling diseases. >> in the last segment you didn't. >> what did i say? >> you lied and said you -- what did i say? >> you said you quit smoking. >> can we go to the tape, please. >> we don't have the capability.

>> i do smoke. i smoke right before i came here. i have a sense without the scientists and the ethical problems we will die really soon. >> i don't want to give away the surprise. >> do you think a program like this can tell you how many years you have taken off your life by being married? >> all i can hope is i live a couple years longer than him. i can have something to look forward to. the preventative example is when a woman was pregnant and it was a cute example, but it would be nice if they could go back further like to the awful sexual act that made the birth possible. if you go to the doctor and they are like you are going to get blind drunk.

you lacked the iq and we will put the condom on backwards. it will break and then you will have a child. then you say i should have stayed home. that is extremely preventative. >> that is a personal story. >> it happens to her friends. >> joanne part of the. >> of being human is the ability to lie to yourself. would that be too much? should we just not know? >> i think we shouldn't know. especially when we are going to die. because then it will be final destination all over the place. you evaded death and now death will come and find you. it might be in a more gruesome way than the slow killing cancer. >> i'm sorry.

>> only if you live. >> especially if you get shot in the face and die. anyone else have the thought like if i knew i was going to die tomorrow the things that i would do? >> you would call up your friends and say i have a very particular set of skills. >> i would call up my friends and tell them i didn't like them and i was sleeping with their girlfriend. >> i would wait four years and 11 months and that last month would be just amazing revenge. >> wouldn't you be a super bad ass jumping out of planes and bungees ? >>, i -- no, i am a coward. coming up, what is the best way to hunt castrated male cows? buck pen knock tells us. and what are the proper barett cut? one better be no karaoke.

are diners using extortion to get a bigger portion? hotels and restaurants in britain a e experiencing a new black mail threat. that's mail with an "i." if they are not given better meal or service or upgrades. one hospitality official said it is clear a small minority of on-line reviewers are black mailing or subtlely black mailing restaurants for their own gain. and a restaurant owner says 30 out of every thousand meals you serve will be comped due to the threat of a bad review. what usually happens is a customer will say i am a senior trip viewer.

i think we have tape to demand extra service. >> you worked in restaurants and bars and whatnot. did this ever happen to you? >> i served a party, a terrible woman. my service was excellent. her experience she didn't think it was that great. she posted a negative review on-line that the owner of this place read and knew i was -- >> i don't know why you keep looking at me like i didn't do it.

>> i had to sit down with the owner and say i thought she was going to fire me. you need to go home and create a fake account and write good reviews about this place. it ultimately comes down to they are reviews. it was not you gave bad service. so many of the businesses really rely on them. you go on yelp to decide what to eat and there are all of the reviews you can choose from. >> aren't people more likely to post a negative review than a positive one? and -- >> well yes. if you have a great experience and you go home and you write about it on a website, you are a huge loser. have you done that a? >> no, i am just saying i would never -- there would be no passion to get me -- like only anger. >> only hate and anger. >> a lot of people are excited.

>> when i see a good review i definitely think it is fake. it is the restaurant or the bar. i think these negative reviews are just evening it out. >> it is weird. you think about it and you know that's the case. you know it cuts both ways. there are fake positive and fake negative reviews. they have reviews. there was one star and two hateful idiots. >> you learn to read between the lines quickly. i stayed in a motel in california once and it really reminded me of the scene and i wrote that. i can tell you many people afterwards were like, yes. it is that creepy and there is a threat of people it is with the chain saw. the guy does say he is going to take your girlfriend home.

that is a bad sign. it never happened to me. >> do you get blaze payment? >> i think so. if you are at a restaurant and you want to get something out of it, you shouldn't be black mailing them. you need to sweeten them up. i tweet like oh can't wait to go here with my girlfriends. it is going to be a great time. >> you want to give me stuff. >> when i go to the club with my boy itself doesn't work out. >> the person has like six twitter followers. >> i am reading all of your tweets in that voice. >> it is like 600 pounds. >> this is like a huge downside of on-line democracy. you have people with no power in their lives. suddenly they realize i have a little power and i'm going to take advantage of it. >> i made a pact with myself and every member of my family that i would not read comments on the pieces i read. and that is in six years.

some people say can you believe you are getting savaged. the type of people who write those things are sociopaths. >> you can say what you want. >> this was the best reason for coming on this show. i am definitely doing it. i am going to go to restaurants and say i am a senior trip advisor. >> it was the guy who was like, look, i give away 30 meals. if i was near there i -- where is that? england? i would go to that restaurant. he is giving away food. what else can i do? >> i get four stars and it doesn't do anything for me. >> are there reviews for the shaggin wagon?

only some are true. >> coming up, the c block. >> tonight is sponsored by the makers of vu. per -- perfect for men and women. get yours today. >> will bill clinton apologize to hillary and monica? personally i think it is too soon. you are watching "red eye" on fnc so stick around.

there are rules to abide when you vibe. boston is filled with drunk, obnoxious college students and a writer at deadspin.com has advice for them and young lushes everywhere in an art cat -- article titled bar etiquette. there is no smuggling like flaives. don't ask for samples. don't rearrange furniture. keep your birthday. don't peel off your beer labels. buy rounds. the staff doesn't owe you a lengthy hearing. leave the women alone. be civilized in the bathroom and tip. glad we got those all in. joanne, you claim to have been a bar tender. we have no proof of this. what do you think of the list?

>> there are things i would add. if i make you a martini and take one sip and then change your mind, are you paying for the drink. take it down like an adult. i am not your wing woman, gentlemen. if you want to buy a lady a drink i will put it on your tab, but i am not passing notes. i had to do that before and that was obnoxious. >> only once. >> if you see it is busy and i am the only one at the bar and there are so many people around me, i am not going to sit and talk to you for a length of time. let me go. i can't hear your life problems. i have work to do. >> those are all good things. >> as a comedian and a drunk you are in bars and clubs a lot. anything you would add or subtract? >> it is the most ridiculous thing i read in my life that this guy says i work in a restaurant where they put peanut shells on the floor and i want everyone to act like civilized people. i worked in bars, i worked in many bars. this place doesn't sound -- there are bars you can go and

be civilized. you don't need those rules. there are places people go to get loaded. they are not 2ing for any other reason than to get drunk. if you have a margarita then it is margarita monday. >> you spend time in bars. what do you think of the list? >> it is specific to boston. if you have been to boston i grew up and i understand it. i violate 10 and 11 all the time which is leave women alone. that's the point of going to a bar. and then if you can't do that, then the next one doesn't make sense which is be civilized in the bathroom. there is a relationship. >> one of the points was clean

up your sex stuff. >> he was very serious. he actually said -- i think he said your sex flew wednesday. >> if you read them before the show. >> i knew that was in the story number 10 was leave the women alone. did you think that was directed toward you? >> where do you think the angry comments in the article came from? >> this will be a bit controversial, but the whole thing about the bathroom, i agree. they do the wafting through the water. if you are a guy and going number one, do you have to wash your hands if you are careful? i don't think you do. he has a lot of lift. like clean up your -- i was being generous about your clean penis. >> can somebody put joanne on

camera? >> one of the rules 1* it is okay to have sex or masterbate in the bathroom. this guy is ou. >> i have never heard. >> don't ask for samples. >> i never heard of free samples. >> it is like baskin and robins. >> i am not one of the awful hipsters who drink craft beers. they are always asking for samples. >> i know exactly. >> one thing i can't believe you didn't bring up is he wants people to tip. >> i don't want your blood money. >> is it wise to apologize? there is a crazy slash awesome report that bill clinton may say he is sorry to his wife and monica lieu lewinski which makes us wonder -- >> is this real?

reporter michael sneed hears bill clinton may opt for 5mea-culpa. they blame her for protecting a husband who is a sexual predator. as "red eye reported, monica lewinski says she deeply regrets the affair. money gnaw -- moynahan, there is no way this is real, right? >> his -- rumblings are pretty spot on, but i don't know why he would bring up the fact he brought up sex with that woman so long ago. >> do you think monica would accept an apology? it wouldn't be sincere and only for political purposes. why would she accept it? >> i wonder why she would choose the approach she did in the "vanity fair" article. it is coming from a place of trying to help the craving political machine of the clintons and trying to make a woman in hillary clinton who

is about as sympathetic and warm as a siberian outhouse more likable. >> that was great. >> it is true. >> bonnie, would you accept his apology? are you still waiting for an apology. >> i think they are still in touch. >> is that bonnie's rumblings? >> look, i am canadian. i don't want to live in a world where a young intern can have relations with the president and keep a soiled dress and then people still make a big deal out of it. >> it is a shame twitter didn't exist back then, because oh man the national archives would be so much more interesting. >> it wasn't big enough back then. >> would a public apology be enough to ruin the last 15 years of monica's life? shouldn't they give her money? >> the apology could be good if she goes on the media campaign with him.

y you know he will be hitting the late night. he will take some notes from our president. he has done the whole trail. it is the presidential thing to do. i don't know that the public really wants this wound to be opened again. then you have to watch it scab and it is a gross process. >> stay away from wounds and scabs. >> i mean, the scabs come and go. i don't know what the big deal is. >> it would help hillary if he apologizes. how would it help hillary? >> all respect to sneed, but it makes no sense. it is so nakedly political and like clinton does that and gets away with it usually, but he is going to apologize. by the way -- if he hasn't

apologized to her since he got -- did he get a [bleep] job? >> are you allowed to say that? >> i'm sorry, i'm sorry. if he didn't apologize for it -- >> there is a reason they want to talk about it now. they don't want to talk about it when it matters. >> it didn't matter when she ran for senator. >> and he is not running. she is running. >> i don't get how he thought -- how did it come out? >> that was funny too. >> i sneed, where did he get the rum blear? >> did he happen to see an e-mail or bill clinton is like, maybe i should apologize. >> the clinton machine is starting to leak, to sneed? >> i never heard of the guy.

>> he knows what's up. it is time to take a break. when we return a special performance from our special guests.

>> if it were to blow, where should we go? when the super volcano erupts millions could be living in brazil, argentina and australia. the news woabs says they worked out a deal and offered billions of deals to build temporary housing for americans. it erupted three times over the last two million years so we are due. according to the u.s. geological service volcanic

south as far south as mexico. no one is more troubled by this news than "red eye"'s frightened correspondent, joe mackey. how are you dismog. >> i'm doing great. too much coffee expri the shakes. >> how confident are we it will erupt soon. it has been two million years. >> i would bet a million dollars it would erupt soon, although when it erupts that money will be useless. >> should people start relocating now? are you thinking about this? instead of waiting for the eruption? >> they should leave now to avoid the traffic and the second disaster, fema, that follows. >> that's a really good point. if you had to pick one of those countries to go to, which would you choose? >> argentina is socialists so that is out. brazil is in worse financial straits. i would pick australia. >> any tips for people who live in the joan -- who live in the zone?

>> store up 10 years of canned food. if you can't get 10 years of canned food store up 9 years of canned food because people in your survival party will probably pass away and then you will have more food. >> as always an excellent tip. a british man undergoing a neurological procedure was given a vasectomy by mistake. the doctor carried out the operation on the wrong side. they say he could look at a six-figure settlement, so is that bad? >> it is a six-figure sell at the present time meant which is bad, but there is another surgery to fix the vasectomy. >> did you ever have surgery and were you scared they would dot wrong operation. >> i had my wisdom teeth out. i said whatever you do, do not render me sterile. any other operation you can walk away with and you can reproduce with success. >> i guess that went okay?

>> i hope so. >> there is no way to know, is there? >> not yet. >> isn't there a way for the doctor to make sure he does the correct side like with a magic marker? don't they write? >> i don't know if there is a way to help a doctor who accidentally does a vasectomy. the union blamed it on staffing cuts. i can't think of a doctor that would say i'm too busy to see if this person needs a vasectomy. i will just do one. >> and strays that promise to reof month all traces of dna from surfaces. it eliminates 99.5% and the other removes the 05% by mixing it with other genetic material. did they just get the product they were looking for forever? >> they did and they will steal it and get away with stealing it.

>> are you scared someone will kill you now and easily get away with it? >> no, i am just scared somebody will kill me. i am not worried about the investigation that will follow. >> what do you care? you are dead. >> it cost $99. if you are a murderer and poor save your money and take are chances. >> i would advise people not to murder anyone. obviously sometimes people have to murder other people save your money for the $99 and don't do something like wear rare italian shoes at the crime scene. >> what if you are a burglar, are you $100 in the hole before the robbery. >> you will have to get away with the robbery until you have the hundred bucks. >> would you think of carrying the bottles just in case. >> i don't think a bottle of dna removing spray will help my long odds with the ladies. >> fair point.

a new study says we may never find alien life with our current technology. there is month way to sell if oxygen and mate thane originate from a single planet or two nearby worlds. does it make you happy or sad? >> it is the enemy you don't know you should be afraid of. that's why i introduce myself to people with face tattoo. >> if the aliens are out there, do you assume they will kill you or us immediately? >> i assume they have seen our tv broadcast and probably do want to kill us. or they have seen the tv broadcasts and liked them. that way won't have to talk about "grey's anatomy." >> just because we can't find them doesn't mean they are not there. is that reassuring to a guy like you? >> it makes me anxious because the stuff i emergencied is

usually worse than reality. what is the point of nice aliens? they tried that with et. >> any advice for those trying to find aliens ? >> try internet dating and have low standards. >> thanks, joe. always a pleasure. hope you make it home safe without throwing up or peeing yourself. >> coming up, mcdonalds is messing with its men iew. boo -- men iew. boo. bulldog: oh boy!

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in the breakfast war by of onerring burgers in the morning. the menu will include whoppers fries and pies. and whoppers fries 1k3 pies. i want to talk about the mcdonalds thing. when i first heard they would offer seasoning to their already perfect french fries i know how he felt. i sobbed softly. >> you eat mcdonalds once a week. >> yes, once a week. >> sometimes twice. would you try the seasoned frys? >> absolutely not. >> because you have to mix them? >> you don't mess with perfection. >> it is unamerican. >> they can try this in venezuela, but not this country. >> i go to mcdonalds so i don't have to cook. >> i saw your daughter in the green room and she is obese. she is like six and 85 pounds? >> she is going to be a female

body builder. >> i am a liber tear a yen and i am proud of that. anyone who puts seasoning on frys should be imprisoned. >> as we discussed this is a question of america. do you love america? you love america's french fries. you put other stuff on there and what do you have? freedom frys. >> maduro frys. >> sounds like a tropical drink. >> bonnie, the bk burger breakfast. a win for hung over people? >> i am super, super healthy so i never eat breakfast. so this is not for me. i think they are doing something, it is a progressive thing to do, to stop and it is the separating of the menu items into morning, lunch and

dinner. they are mixing it up. >> i was going to say what is weird is we think it is actually -- there is a set breakfast food. why is it this t has to be on the menu of ihop to be a breakfast. >> why can't i have my french toast sticks at 6:00 p.m.? >> you can. >> i mean why can't burger king if they are offering burgers in the morning. why not breakfast at night. >> mcdonalds is thinking of doing the egg mcmuffin late at night. >> these stories mean a lot. >> i got into this happy -- into this story to report on this. >> it was fast-food beat. >> is it good they are going away from the -- they are trying to pretend to be healthy. the whole fake thing. >> we will end on that. very special thanks to joanne,

buck sexton and not special thanks to michael moynahan and a special thanks to bonnie mcfarland. i'm andy levy and i will see you next time. happy mother's day, everyone.

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