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leadership. no word yet whether harvard will do the same thingye . >> oh. 60% of likely voters oppose biden's secretive flights0,000 that have transported 300,000 illegal immigrants acrosilmigra. some oppose it becauseit's it's cruel and unusual. [laughte >> make illegal immigrants fly united. >> a woman who identifies as a do whog made headlines after appearing on an australian radio show. that's nothing in america. we have five dogs that identify as women on a tv show and. how dare you apply? ! all right. to the monologue. e watter >> the bad news, everyone. jesse watters is dead set against appearing on thisd hi show until his book is out, which mean
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s you've been. oh, yes. >> it's time for you've been hosed. where the reporting is as legit as the padding repo and dylan mulvaney's. >> it's the media's playbookitty written by their coaches on the left. first they lie, then o attackr i you for saying it's a lie. then they say it may be false, but it'sngt ay still fits a pattern of other lies they believe to be trueerbeli. which is how we got this weekend's bloodbath of a blood bath. >> the media claim trump predicts a bloodbath if he loses. of course, leaving out that trump was referring to the automotive industrheump wa they if biden's policies continue through the media hibiden't the context like a microphone i and a construction worker n thworkersupported body. >> oh, i told you that was a bad joke. that here's what trump actually said. >> let me tell you somethingy sn to china, if you're listening, president xi and you and i are friendhinafs, but he underss
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ide way i deal those eabig monster car manufacturing plants that you're building ma youin mexico now and you thik you're going to get that, you're going to not americans and you're going to sell the cars as now we're going to putell - a 100% tariffe on every single car that comesae across the line. and you're not going to be able to sell those guys. ifhose i get elected now. >> if i don't get elected, it's going to be bloodbath for the whole. that's going to be the least of it. there leas. o be a bloodbath >> the country that that'll be the least of it. at least have it. so there you gre yo. rred t clearly, trump's bloodbath referred to the impact that chinese and mexican imports on our auto industry. trump's not suggesting will bathe in blood. even pelosi, who actually bathesyone wil eve in blood to p her figure. oh man. but trump's actual words make at cornis new york headline about s accurate as stevie wonderbloodb playing bloodbath. onally once again, it's the
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media who pretend to misunderstand. j truth is, of course, it's just a deliberate hoax machine doing what it does best, taking something out of context, creating a story best. around it, the and trusting their media pals e hostng yout and a whol of other media hacks did. while assuming you're too dumb to notic te, here's nancy pelosi at ground zero for hoaxes. cnn we just have to win this election because he's evenotectg predicting a bloodbath.? what does that mean? he's going to exact a bloodbat h . there's something wrong here. how respectful i am of the american people and their goodness. dot how much more do they have to see from him to understanduru that? >> this isn't what our country is about. nt imm. have a scary thought. >> gs watching latest versionh. of faces of death. >> talk about hard hitting tha questions. you rarely see that many softballs tossed outsidet manysa
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barbeque. >> hey, dana bash, your eyes orw something? >> next time. so we know that you're alivee .m >> but like most trump hoaxes, this one stood up to scrutinyth is oas well as. >> jesse's hair in a wind tunnel that. >> he looks pretty good at. he does.o wh >> so why is that?? well, we've changed. we've learne hange.d that the media cannot be trusted. we know to check their work, since they won't heck do it wasn' themselves. it wasn't always this way. remember the fint alwaysremember everyone fell for it, including fox. but thanks to someincludinx bu e and others outside this network who doggedly exposed that hoax and many others americans are now smarter and savvier about the hoax makers, weorie suspect all stories like this and question them in search for t. tac this didn't used to happen. now it does. nod prop s to elon musk's ex.h -- under the old regime, this would have been labeled fact wov before we even got out of bed. but now, with the full context e out, the hoaxers had to change tack. >> it doesn't matter that. told,
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it's out of context. we're told trump is capable ekpour isof anything right. tha which is democrat for. let's cover our smelly now, wer you . you were caught again. thescaughte people are like smah and grabbers. you forget the getaway car ando commit the crime, but are left holding the case of men in speed sticks. >> so now you'll see the mediato shift from it not being true the to. but it's true in the context of the other hoaxes. hoaxerstrue, the hoax is basedx on other hoaxes. ner you to believe that trumerp meant a literal bloodbath you needed to believe in the find people hoax that justic te hoax, the drinking bleach hoax s and so on. it's like sayingo on should bele in the easter bunny because there's the tooth fairy. e isbut while we watched the ho implode on impact, dems are still protected in a hoaonx there is immune to the truth, as hunter is the penicillin. t but maybe it's trump's own fault. i mean, he's so over the top,r-- the democrat media would never use a termtomother like bloodba, would they? >> politico.com reports tonight
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on, quote, bloodbath at the rnc. joe biden was just talking the othee rnc.usr about his cons about a negative bloodbath. and the headline referoodbath.sb as an impending bloodbath. elections may not be the bloodbath for democrate thath f this is probably going to be a bloodbath. it would be a bloodbath. h. loodbat>> there will the ballot box. hmm. i think shrinks callthin >> caln, which may p be why you feel like projectile vomiting right nowrigh. n so how do they think they can still get away with this? witare that stupid, delusionalt just plain lazy? pleasela don't make us choose.ng the reason they're sweating harder than judge jeaninn judgeg through an airport metalor detector is they know we'r ie on to them. we're not falling for it anymore. anymore. not to provideatio information. it's to persuade, to use whatever means necessary to getn line you to fall in line. so maybe the dems obsessionso m with the single word bloodbathbe is legitimate because perhaps the polls are tellintoolg them.e >> there's one on the way. let' s welcome. yes, so offbeat white
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people can actually dancere th the kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedworld pot, kenney. ! he's the only judge i'd likes th to see. actor, comedian vids. all good. ur this is the most exposure he's gotten since his raincoat hose at the fox here saturday night. jimmy fallonaile and his catse pronouns are me and ourw yo "new york times" best selling authorrk tt sell and. both kitty, are you surprisedw how quickly this this, this particular hoax deflated. it's almost becoming like a sport. >> no, people have seen it. we've been to this rodeo. this is now our third par trump presidential election. and we saw the samlae t dynamic play out in 2016. it just took longer. so, you know authored, it's easy jus to forget that the media actually propped u lonp trump fa
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a long time in 2016 because they thought he would be so easy fore in6 becaus hillary tou sogh they kind of done that through the primary she's season, like, oh, gosh, you know, he's actually funny. and look at the impression . bidenlook a but now that biden and trump are both the presumptive w we have aot complete shift and we've gota hf another seven and a half months of this kind of reporting and distorting. and it's really unfortunate lydause they have not learne anything about, you know, being skeptical or objective reportinjective g. and trump says enough, bad, crazy stuff that you don'teep have to project anything new ons the stuff he says that's actually pretty rational acy ration the time to listen to what he was saying, they'd be like, yeah, gosh, we really don's it woult those auto worker jobs that we fought so hard to keep in places like south carolin tho going to mexico for good. >> i didn't even knowno about that story until the theda left amplified. and i go, wow, this is helpfulnd vince. and now kennedy says they never learn what if it doesn't mattero
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if they learn, they kind of know that they're their own audience lives in a bubble. the o they'll never se the they'll never see the context. no, listen, the sheep are always going to follow the flock. tht whatt. i mean, this story is great for this network and all the independents out there. nd see and this way, when they sits back and say, well, why is everyone listening to rogan and tieverlisteninm? and this is why. peopthe problem is they'reand th never going to learn because people are never going to go back until someone t likee rachel maddow actually says, look, remember when i said the virus goesmember wid persons apart until it gets to the person that's vaccinated on u and then it dies?t th you know what? that was a lie. here's whyas a i said it.e to here's who told me to say itunth until they come out and doe is that mea culpa, no one's going back. they're never getting back. back andthat audience, you knowl >> and i say, good, yeah,ere to but it happens. they all come hereee to, see me. that's what i say. jimmy blood bath, bubble bath.. i'd be happy if you just tookth a bath. oh, there's the dragere's greatk >> know it? this yeah. what do you make of this development?
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it happened literally. it took maybe 18 hours. still people like hillary werey tweeting about it. yeah, it was hilarious. nore , they ran with it.s, i think what the media is learning is like this show, they need new material. >> ney neeo, you know, i love yd i would not have a show were it not for you. so that's i'm gladfo. remember, i never legitimately criticize him. and you have a show, sean hannity actually stuck up for you on my show the saturday night. i said, which personality would- make the best cop? he said, gutfeld and i bute yo you couldn't drive the car because you can't reach the pedals. but anyway, len'h the t me give you a real point. >> i that was a long said. it was if i was anywhere. but no, let me stick with you here. okay. this matters. first of all, trump is wrongy au to worry about china opening up factories in mexico. he' >> thanks to biden, everyone in mexico is already here. okay? who yes. there's nobody to work. it's like three fat guys who didn't want to walk a few s to border.e comi but what they're coming back to is there's a real because now we're in the i general, as kennedy said, and they have to sell biden. the and that's the liability here.
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they're not doing this because e they he means it. they're doing this because they need to socially pressuredg people away from supporting biden because that's the angle. >> like if you're trying to selecausete ifl biden right , you're trying to sell cruises on lifeboats from the titanic and nobody's dying to sign up that basically at one guy. >> one guy. i love that joke, by the way. yeah. thank you.k yo saturday night, 10:0 0. ht wan i'm not sure that's a lot of audience you might want to come with youm with y have do you know can i keep you know, we keep hearing the phrase boyw who cried wolf. shouldn't we just replace it with the media cries ? whatever cries trump because i'm tired of that analoghey. >> well, yeah, because that is absolutely true, that right i w this all these headlines about how trump called for a blood bath, earnestly suggesting that the servt win thominee for president says if he doesn't win, then people are going to be murdering each otherpl an on the streets in mass. >> i didn't even click on it. it like, think about how crazy that is.like
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>> just for a second that i was like, i probably did it. it didn't happen.! >> i probably didn't. i did something that sensational. i meanething t tentiona, it's so that it's purposely sensational and i have zero interest in even clicking on it because i know that it's going to b on it ie sg like this. and i of course, i did clickon on it because i'm here today i . >> but even even still, as it's been exposed, people are still , no, no, no, you, you, you? you all you really mean that's a no no. >> but do you do you just watch the whole thing? you know, the best guy. carborou >> joe scarborough. yeah. joe scarborough tweeted this yesterda beca y and then ellen fact r checked him in real time. >> so he deleted the tweet knowin hteg it couldn't be held to scrutiny, but then went on to say, yeah, goes all yout all know he meant a bloodbath. yeah. w that.don't knoknow tha yeah, he just told you that xth is more important than his show. >> that's what he will lie. it's still lie on his showshow., but i did catch one, and thenic we'll move on. i don't clicnythingk on anythint with trump in it because i know
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it's not true. it's just like i'm going to waste my time and find out at the end that th wastee what a in the headline is not what he said. do he sas point to. >> i mean, i i'm a libertarian. i do have issues with trumpink - right? there are people who now they don't believe anything becausy e they've been lied to o many times and in such a ridiculous way. i mean, that i aiculous s reall of an accusation. yeah, it is. but do you know what kennedy said about ? the things you can get them on the premise they can't argue policy againstis then them beco their policies stink. yeah. so if you had an actual policy, thenu had a natu you'd go after them for it. >> well, you're afraid of your own policies. yeah, exactly. polici right. up next, how trump's zingers anger, angerall ri wingers billo you'll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld, go to fox news.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio on the link to join our studio . dienceutfeldld >> everybody wantser super straight, super white teeth. they wan teetht that hollywood
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so we are american made from beginning to end. shop now at show allegiance .com. thank you. thank you. oh and thank you to all right. i that's enough liberal knees. buckle every time don getsuckl a chuckle. politico just published a 2500 word piece publish called on thm the comedic trick trump uses to normalizep his behavior. normalize. there's that word. it was 2500 words to say trump's funny. a and trust me, if anyone knowsny funny, it's the comedy geniuse s at politico. >> the article examines unique ability to tell a joke and make light of serious issue cans in a way very few, if any politicians can. >> and so what wouldand so be considered a skill in any other politician is now viewed
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as a tool of hate. the author interviewed several ther trump'say hilarity, quote, desensitizes his supporterswill s to, his mot outrageous comments and proposals. numbers ma, the menace.know now they hate masks. th they also point out isat laughineyg at his jokes isa sign of loyalty because that's how grats work. hand of course, no trump peace would be complete without a comparison to history'ets wort dictators. that would be like doing [ly doine without mentioning my enormous quads by barely yet mussolini quote had the same twisted sense t of humor as trump through. - >> his final words were i heard of being well hung, but this bes. diculou and as one stalin scholar out, they share rhetorical style because humor is not a bug. orical sbecaus of demagoguery. which is odd.. so trump's funny. w and the left's response is to say, well, so are dictatorels.
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well, sorry, politico. i don't find hitler or stalin as amusinghitler as you do. and so what better way to hono o trump than with a montage. of his greatest latest hits? >> roll it : . died i got indicted more than alphonse capone. did anyone ever hear about scarface? that little scar on their show is a minor accident. but al capone, you looked at him a little bit askance. m he blew your brains out.e >> that's a big stat. that's like, you know, babe ruth hitbabe thee runs the mostr barry bonds. i don't know who the helrriel. e is that adam schiff with a neckk like a pencil, he said. i sai said, how does he how does he hold up that fat, ugly face - with a neck with a neck? >> the left can't handle that.td it's trump to stand up against their candidate who can barely stand up, but of getting is the sign of a dictator. >>a di one thing's for sure we'm got nothing to fear from >>mmy failla
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>> see our fat band for taking a shot at you in the never feel bad. about your material. >> there it isce., you because you know trump breathesf and he eats foodoo. >> so do dictators. ther >> look, the thing that botherss them the most is that they do de it the way he does, and that'ss. the bottom lind that'se. i mean, listen, he's obliterated, what,-- 201 in 2015, took everybody out as republicans. they did it again this -- he yep and people think like they're giving it too much credit, thinkinge it's a trick. >> he's a talker. yes. that's is what he doess. . and it's not they're saying normalize. no, it's relate. yeah. kngo o go on.n any social media thread. i don't care what it'san about. and not even a third of the way down. it's just people trashing each e other. >> and he does that.s th so that's what makes him relatable. so that t keit's like, oh, yeaho this. >> this is exactly what this is. anave to bo be i bve t missed that in the beginning of his thing. ta hiss like going, this
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is unseemly. >> all he was doing was just talking. yeahlking [ bl tha. and i do that every day. i kind of like. yeah, i realizeds a hy i was i s a hypocrite, jimmy. lilike, constantly. like i was criticizing the way he was talking while doingketinh the same thing. i think what adds to trump's humor is the outragemp's. you it. yeah, right.to it's like you get two hits for the price of one. he'le pre ofl something funny au everybody flips out so twicet so as funny and the thingsmo that get the most flip outs become parts of his routinstecoa yeah. okay. they become the staples. like, i'll give you an example. like when you go to a trump rally, ien o to the new rocky horror picture show in that everyone therrpora every word to the show. like when you're at a trump rally, greg, they'll be like, we.re g can't go to the bathroo. >> you're about to do lock her up. yeah, yeah, yeah t. and then they'll be like, we'll go there and drain the swamp and we'll come back,ls build the wall at the en.d, t and the media goes crazy. >> so they become part of the routine. that's all thie routine.s is.e >> and it works with people
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because it's endearing, because it's funny. yeah. people would rathendearingt's r have funnn. y. w at's what it is. yeah. you know what, cat? it's funny how they nevewhat r saw humor as a problem when they owned the mechanisms it' of ridicule. and now it's kind of like the monster gos kit of the box and they can't control it. >> i, i read this whole thinga and i just. i felt like that a lot of it was missing anything to actuall s miss y back it up. like saying that laughingt at something trump saidalist that that marks you as a voiceto to him. that als was that also true when he was on the apprentice? yeah, when he was on tv for a really long time because he's entertainin becauseg. and people were laughing at him then. or is it only now? and it realls it y the whole articlengerou just they're saying it's dangerous because i think he's dangerous. but saying they're admittingrais he is funny. you're saying he's good at it or wouldn'ing d att be a threat. i don't know anybody who doesn't think trump is funny, including the most liberat l i know admit trump is funny. he just i don't understand how thatw wh that's not true at all. yeah, exactly. even the people that dislike>> i
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him, kennedy find humor t in this, but they can't stanhed it because you know, he's doing well. >> it is the laziest thing thiin the world to find two ths that are totally unrelated and try and forcd tre them to be a common thread. >> yeah you're absolutely right. yes. mussolini alsoostly me he's evey werning yeah it's a former president presumably does as well this political. i wanted you know the 20 minutes of my life back thatkilr i wasted trying to read someone intellectualize that is actually, you know, politics allyy. ten pretty dark latel yeah. and this is one bright spot we have in this political hellscape. and this person is just mad because they have to go okay trump rallies and cover them for politico. like, sorry, you drew the short straw a whole. he the other thing is they're trying to forc to e biden on usy saying, no, he's funny. yes, he was a totally friendly joke. and it's like that joke was written!n. that joke was focus grouped. that joke wa s run by eightadminist
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different people in the administration. and it was still only moderateltion andt wa mode. the thing that is most interesting here, that is the biggest contrastinhat is ist making a lot of this stuff up on the fly. s no and biden has no ability to do t that at all whatsoever. >> he can't walk out of the rain by himself. yeah. . ump rex, no, but she's right. trump riffs. he does crowd work. yeah. someone yelledribed work at this rally. they go, i love you. he goes, you're not my type. that's funnyno. ing. and that would have made this story great. or s and funny is having trump readp the political slides. >> everybodyredux te yeah, i'd e do like bedtime story time. it is funny. he makes stuff fun h up on the y and biden can't zip his up next. a professor says you're racist ssor if you're a groom or a bride. there's a of oh, oh, i'llok how deal with this somehow. cyou won't survive here where you are and i'm a busy man.
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>> marriage is racist. jimmy a george mason university professor published a paper arguing that marriage perpetuates white supremacy by, reinforcing laws and policies and practices that marginalizefn minority groups. what say you married?worry. does that make you a racist? well, you're a racist anyway. >> greasonwhile yos. yeah. yeah. that's not even even the tophato 100 marriage has nothing to do with it. first of all, marriage does noge white supremacy because most people get married and let themselves suse most go, like our race becomes inferior. i'm not saying[l. most of my married friends, they all look like before models. but my loo and i are married 20 years. a lot of people don't know this. we matched on tinder. the weird partfe we is it happened five years after we got married was awkward as awkward . >> but i think back to the point we made about comedy that peopl e go after institutions they're not successful in. >> this person calls out, is white supremacist as a way of saying, nobody wants me, the
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okay? and they just go, i'll write a piece while wanting to be desirably jul wane is bad and te go it's white supremacy. so i can make peace with the fact that i don't have amake p e for myself. yeah, you know, kat, sheou knowh said the structure of the nuclear family is supporting structural racism, and she calls marriage fundamentalism. so as a part of that. i don't know that i but what is marriage fundamentalism? yeah , and she's so she's, she like lives with her partner or,b whatever, but they're not married. >> it's like maybe he just didn't want to propose it. ye te. s. >> i can't imagine. and she's like, you know what? l, yt. e foe all racis what a great line for him. no, i'm not marrying becau you because that would be racist. >> exactly. right. yes. it's like, boyxactly , he is very good at gaslighting, but also, c i looked at her twitter. >> you will not be shocked to know that she was among the people tweetinshe g g aboutg bloodbath and retweeting the biden-harris campaign statemen t
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t. >> it you put a bunch of wordsny together and it doesn't make sense. but people don'tt want to be accused of being racist, so they just go, okay, yeah ,an any but you read it. it doesn't mean any. is she white or black? e. gor course she's whitth ke that's why. there you go. kennedanothey another example on awful and affluent white femaleo liberal saying that all good things are bad. >> anythin are badg you're bad s racist. yet another lazy argumentd us and we see this with everything. it's like organizing everythingorganizi because you're a slob. you know, exercise is racist st bbecause lazy, great big fat person marriage is racist becaus e uncomfortablen and miserable and your partner and your cisgenderedhumbbecause relationship doesn't want to marry you because you're impossible. and he knowsnd h that you are sh a nagging karen. the second you get divorced, whic sh will probably be prettyg soon, you're going to try and take all of this stuff to getoe al at the man, huh?
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>> well put. wellreg: wel, . >> people say, and thisge that marriage greatly benefits society and people of all races . what is she basically saying? blacksat she ing marriage is not for you? >> i mean, that's kind of racist. yeah, but it's marriagraciste io racist. and why did everyone celebrated when the lgbtq community finally was able to get married that we were having parties, everybody was celebrating. we're like, oh my god,s got ev they finally get to get married. and now what is it, seven years later? years later t. s while that happened, says liz, it's like the trump thing that carney brough t of ally ba the things that you could say bad about marriage, there't maro a thousand before you get to racis raiset. it makes you complacent. you know, the constant naggingha ,the bed sharing, the fact that you have ceramic rabbits chall over your that were never there before, you know, having to deare.l somebody else's famig
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i mean, i could go on and on and on and i'm not married and, you know, and i listenve to reason i never got married in temple. >> it's racist, to be honest. that's s so trueo true. if i think about being a guy, someone is and he's dating like you, he just wants to just date a bunch of woke girls, he could just say, i'm not getting married, so i'm not because itm perpetuates racism. isd then they're goinge it to g, that is so enlightened. >> and then the momenttene they fald.t theyl in love,eyword they're going like, where's my ring? >> so i remember when i toldmemr you it was racist. >> oh, by the way, i'm bangingr your best right in the name of diversity and diversity in the name of diversity equity. i'm sexui'm appropriating, not procreating. o >> i'm coming up. was i scream on the brain when joe was caught in the rain joe?
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it's coming your way. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. the da today's a video. the day comes to us from president biden, who recently found himself caught the rain,age-ol struggling to answer that age age old question. >> where the am i goingck with chuck schumer that netanyahu should go, oh,, get back how you wandered off again. get him back inside. and for a bonus video, here's a clip of joe's recent a cringeworthy st patrick's day press conference. >> great to have here and is very happy to see no executive summary reinstated month. now northern ireland is a fully- functioning government again and i didn't envision calling young people in northern ireland to the great peace
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dividend of the belfast good friday agreement. >> ireland now is one of the - t top ten investors in the united states economy, and our country standsvestors d stand pr for liberty and against tyranny. wee liberty and stand oppose rl war of aggression in ukraine. >> you can clap for that,. please. i'm >> i guess. i mean, the good news fore joe is safe day where if you are slurring people, just[lh assume you're druntek. >> yeah, he was slurring more than i ran into on stk's d. patrick's day and by the way, wonderful green. >> no, i didn't even think about it. [lah, he also. he does that. doesoesn't even likeaualso h. he just moves on. he doesn't like to be like, oh, excuse me. what i meant was. and then words. whntn use. , -- >> he's like, like, does he know? is he like, maybe they won't, >g
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he did you think maybe they didn't notice. he hadn't told them to applaud ow whae they didn't knowo tell t what was saying. >> oh god. but he did think maybe what does i want know what is his inner monologue while this is happening? iss he likeughingaening. i'm killing it. >> like there is no interior monologue with drunk people.u when drunk people are talking you and they're like, they don't know. they're slurring they their the they think that sense. they don't realize this is the 15th time they've told you that. yeah. t >> is that what it's like with him or like what awareneses ,if any, does he have of how absurd it is? >> god, it's got to be a greattt life. >> that none of that in your head. kennedve that iy there are conspiracies online that joe has been replaced by iraciehat joa robot i think it's nuts. but did you see how yo'su reactd to rain? you know, to theresa's point, the enem's pointy of robots is t really right, greg? and that is absolutely right. end i hope they are able to us that robot technology in great britain because we are missing princess katherine.
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i think we would very much appreciate. oh, too soon. we haven't seen her in w like three months. >> but yeah, we would appreciate that robot technology so we can get rid of all these conspiracy theories for a momenust i always feel bad for him when he does something like this. >> and then i realizr e, like, he is a power hungry. >> yeah. been around for days just to consolidate and wield as much powe conr as possiblech to enrich his family, which makes him a bad person. >> so he's deluded, he's in decline and he's morally bankruptluded,. i don't care if he gets wet. h i don't care if he wakes up smelling lik e i'm done har with him and i'm done with my hair. you and i would make greataught] couple just for that last part . >> vince, does any of this really matter because the dems d are going to run him if he's a cadaver or whatnot? >> loowhatnot,k, they did with fetterman. they were cky fetterman was able to gehre luckyt. ar >> i think you people are terrible. i think you're all wrong.
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i thinle, i thin allk it's to b to be joe biden and wake up every day and findam you're the president. like it's the first time it happened. right? right. i think jonathan, i thinke fo they're awful, horrible people for making fun of them. i he was walk around the white house like this is an amazing ano wo like,r artw you're at work, sir. >> oh, yeah, that' s right. i have you. i don't know. e have >> i know you're not disney people. you have to go to the magic kingdom. they have the hall om com of presidents, right? they have a biden animatronic. hat thhgets to the speec the first time every time. it's actually kind of amazing to watch. i'm like, you made i ao t too good.ade it yeah, yeah, yeah. they made it to go. they're going to have to, like, create some kind of internal malfunction. so o it's more realistic.c, >> jimmy, what are j your thoughts? listenim., i. i think we're all makingew, the same point. you're like, you don't have to be a republican to knoo w we shouldn't be living in an america where we have a president who makes the sign language interpretera t whs. yeah, you know what i mean? like, that's not normal he saido at the state of the union. now's the time to choose
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between unity and schmuck in a ham and a ha m and it's notood. good when you're stealing material from jeb bush, because that's jeb's most famous bid is please clap. yeah, but that's par' mostt of s reason he's asking for applause. >> they did understand what he said. it's aking for aet patrick's day and he opened on funding for ukraine. >> yeag h, good point. >> the reason they didn't clap or say anything is they were like, is this gug if y kidding me?] spre >> yeah. yeah. ma. ragead no one cares about ukraine. but the scariest part of that video is he gos curiouthat vt id the umbrella closed and thought he met mary poppins that yeat h that's scary. all right. up next wapoppins.s don lemon ti >>eedy or just plain needy? >> if you'll be in the new yorkf area with tickets to see gutfeld, go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audiencee name ify is kind of amazing. >> wow. my go to implement i dropped luma five dramatically reduces brightness in one minute ca
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w on x. >> do you believe it? is this real. ? i believe every single thing about this, not just because i want a to it's just it's theis t hubris. it's the reason that he was leht go from cnn. but he when he did the interview with elon musk, he was very combative, hadn't signed the deal yet. thismbative, made all these outs demands, including like the equity in the companhesethef and the cybertruck. >> that's a hell of a lemon party. yeah, right. i'm no i'm not in thinking about that,t mike, but it reminded me rem of dennis hopper speech and true romance. t to like he knows he's about to die. he tells elos, you know, elon musk, your great, great, great, great grandmother. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. - and the rest of it. yeah, exactly. you knowreg: exayou , then i di- that's why he got fired. ot thought he got fired because he . yeah he . g: >> he also demanded a private jet to las vegas for a consumer show and a suite for himd and his fiancee. and he wantefohid to cover all i
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drinking and massages. he does sos that that is donn. lemon. >> when is it ever a good idea to interview your r boss? >> yeah, that's like the first problem. that's a great pointat is, like >> yeah.ki like, what was he thinking? let me interview the boss. you should avoidng,t me. the boss of your company like the way you do. everyone else that has anys offe in your life, avoid yo, spouse, your boss priests, your kids, everybody. just avoid.t inte don't interview them. stay away. hide your drive aroundem, stay r for 4 hours till they're all in bed. dom. but that is wisdom. that is wisdomsdom. >> jimi, do you think thiss re is real? wellal?, think. i i think at first i thought they leaked this to make look bad, but then i realized that they wanted to make don lemon look bad. >> they justlo theing wante hisn interviews. yeah, you know what i'm saying? this is definitely betteown u kd toobin demanding hand cream. >> no one cheap shot. but i think it's just proof i
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that don lemon is past his prime, as one might say. do you remember when he saidimes bad? >> oh, now i'm like, yeah, he just. it's bacasked.k to the events. t his point, he just. and i think elon musk realizedtb in interviewing him, i don't want him to be the face of what we do here. yeah. and just gote face we do rid of him while he could. >> well, the thing is too, it's like cat, you know, this oguy you an opportunity, right to do something and you instead of seeing this as and opportunitsey you see itn ge as something that you can get something ousometht of thath fire a minute. >> second just the fact alsoe that he fired and he still is like i'm the best, right? i why don't you pay for my drink? so my pju, my massages l and everything else, which is a level of delusiodelusionn that t i might enjoy having to some extent, i probably would sleep a lot easier because, you know, i am employe sd and i and i'm na like that right now. so i think that there't s reallf no hope for a person like
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