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>> greg: yes everybody, all right. happy tuesday, happy tuesday everybody so environmental activists are trying to make it legal to turn human cadavers the con post is able to turn them and the presidents. in a recent post on x-men they hope donald trump got assassinated although if trump wants his career killed he should hire his a vermont. why your states possible for trump to post a bond deposed by a state judge after else new york if he wants to be released without bond he should try killing somebody. u.s. crime rate is dropping

let's look at this graph while i stab you. a florida bartender making headlines for a 30-dollar hurricane shot which has a slap in the face when it just by an 8 dollar shot and get slapped by a fat check. organizers at the olympics say they will distribute condoms to the athletes with perspective the french condition -- tradition they will continue ban on soap. new york governor will provide i love new york glasses will provide she says it's important for them to wear protection so their eyes don't end up like this terrible.

an illegal immigrant from the border admitted he's a terrorist coming with the hopes of making a bomb see says joe biden no more complaining about things not made in america lizard says she wants to be a supermodel instead of a plus size model she will be multiplication size model. cnn is running reruns. james bond is british actor aaron taylor johnson's if he wants it he's perfect to play in undercover agent because nobody's heard of them they also want a woman with a real license to kill. is a person woke up because

their brain is roque or is it because it's a broken brain driving them insane according to a study from finland those who express woke beliefs have higher anxiety and depression according to the scandinavian looks at psychology if you don't know by now woke is on escapable like a fart in brian's dentures car. if whites have a night higher income and blacks and so is due to racism you better not blame public schools or you'll be forced to wrestle this. they must have fewer white people on them if you don't want to read not here she i'm me. micro aggressions should always be confronted. i'm reminded of this 1 every time somebody says i'm only 5'7.

trans women who compete in women's sports are helping rights and female athletes can join those rights as soon as they wake up in the hospital. we must always talk about the people's color of their skin more because that's all they can talk about. that and the pronouns for their kat a member of a privileged group should never adopt those of a less privileged group that's news to this guy at this guy and this guy. the spreading think tim was gender divide divide. 3 of 5 women think woke witnesses good that's quite a divide if even recognize the different dream women and men maybe as a society we are encouraging them to chase the woke stuff's are people with regina's i apologize. as woke miss is embraced by way

more women than men but you know what else women embraced more than men, self-harm. they love maroon 5 what is woke anissa if not self-harm have you seen the mugshots of nt for it reflects a mind in turmoil and now we see their beliefs in action. man murders a woman in the outraged by the names used to refer to the murder that self-harm. the woke cheer a man who beats a woman literally in a female sport that's self-harm. the woke defend the mutilation of children under the guise of gender health, that's self-harm you want to defund the police, abolished prison and allow criminals to walk how is that not self-harm. it's no longer self-harm when it harms the rest of us as well. does woke culture make people miserable or do miss will people go towards being woke.

maybe it's a street in sampson's go with turds, hobos and unsold super bowl champions 40 niners t-shirts. it makes sense to mentally ill would go to a movement vindicating their misery as it's easier in the short-term to to be a victim than challenger hopelessness i simply trying. bring this up to a democrat and they make excuses for the woke. it's not all of us they say and they are correct, but they take it personally perhaps like any illness it's an extra- sensitive topic if it runs in the family. everything that should make them happy makes them crazy and they want everybody else to be as miserable as they are. they hate success like i hate children singing. still i have sympathy for the woke unlike the pool boys i chloroformed i hope someday they will come to their senses what do you say to the woke back in 1988 i was an unemployed woke

guy living at home with my mom and i was miserable i still got up every mornings sent out resumes apply for jobs took long runs and hit the gym i enrolled in classes and took whatever part-time job i could and when i wasn't working i kept mailing out resumes probably 1000 total and after 1 long brutal year i finally got a job across the country moving from sunny california to a frigid allentown pennsylvania in the winter for 22 grand a year and then my life took off. imagine if i weren't a white male but a black female in the same situation being unemployed with no prospects what would you advise that i do the same thing whether you think this is a racist society or not the same practices apply. try hard. scents of the woke offered no solutions except resentment t te only recourse is to do what works, try hard. to realize it's not a society holding you back it's you.

let's meet tonight's guests. he wears 2 watches because time is money, shark tank's own kevin o'leary. he doesn't do mast that's just his face, comedian adam hunter. you've seen her whenever you play a game of hangman new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor kat to. and the last time he did a cannonball in the pool they found a swimmer in france. new york times best selling offer and former w w e wrestler tyrus! kevin during my mom wonderful monolog i gave advice to the woke which i believe is no different than you would give to those not woke is that makes sense to you what would you say if you had an offspring who was woke.

>> 1 reason i love to come on the show is i learn something and i thought woke anissa was was you couldn't sleep at night i just learned something today i figure that whole narrative i don't understand how you make any money being woke what's the point. it's bad and a waste of time that's it. >> greg: what happens when somebody believes it's an important part of their lives would you say to them? >> i say get a job and pay taxes you won't be woke anymore just like that boom. i always say this what you find is everybody is a little nuts until they get a job pay their first paycheck and they go well. i pay a lot of tax i don't like it. everything starts to go a different direction. woke goes out the window. >> greg: adam is as depressed comedian who looks like he owns a skateboard shop can you relate to somebody who's woke, do you

know anybody who is? >> i know them and they need therapy i mean that's not a bad thing i need therapy my therapist said to live everyday like it's my last now i had to go back. but i think if you are looking to be miserable you will be miserable. everything offends them it changed garbage man to garbage person which sounds even worse. like what does that mean i'm a huge garbage person i'm a piece of crap. you can call it like it is. joe biden couldn't call someone an illegal immigrant murderer. like as a. [ no commentary ] as you said it's hard because this is comedy of woke people get their way like why did the chicken cut across the road it's i'm a vegan now you are chicken shaming. so 100%. >> greg: kat what did you think when you heard the study.

do you think being mentally unwell or depressed or anxious leads to being woke or do they think woke anissa creates that. >> a great mix i thought about it differently i thought about it. my own mental health issues right and how the thing that's always helped me the most as a read a whole book was have a sense of humor and something bad happens to you if i wasn't able to have a sense of humor i would have been institutionalized several times in my life because i can laugh at that. i think people in this category are the same people saying you can't make jokes about this or that. they probably are closed off to a lot of that kind of thing. for me that would be a disaster for me if i did that. >> greg: you make me think right because you joke around with your friends and they don't have friends to joke around with. >> if you say you can't joke around a certain subject and

makes it scarier than it already is. >> greg: speaking of scary, tyrus part of the idea i wrote about came from talking to you are listening to you on the show about the advice you would give anybody. basically it's uniform across the board no matter what color they are. in your memory that conversation >> get used to failure. i look at it is complete different than ever but he does. woke is comfort food for living in the first world. you just create because there's no need. i didn't go get jobs because i wanted to work at arby's. stomach cramps, hunger sucks. putting in a vcr wondering if the neighbors found out the extension cord is running from your window to your garage is there's not will inspire you to get off your ass and wash the dishes because there was a need. i didn't like being poor so i got a job then i got a bit of money and i said imagine if i

had a lot so i would get 5 or 6 jobs or do whatever you have to do to get to that point. we are so comfortable your kids will do this. when we were little it was like i don't want to go to bed tonight because the bogeyman is under my bed so i have to stay up late and sleep with you and mom. that was not my house because of a man was in my house at night it was what's going on beer getting robbed. because i didn't have a father. what did you know? [ laughter ] to see this it's what it is. i'm not competing i choose not to because i don't have to put since you want to pressure me this is why i'm not. everything's racist you can't argue that you can't argue every thing sexist. the group and they are virtuous victims who survive. i have overcame all this stuff and it's like your parents scent you to private school your first car was new. are you wearing jordan's so obviously mom and dad took great

care of you so woke to me is comfort food for not wanting to get out of the nest you create problem's you can't argue and eventually the problem's go away when you want to change and all of a sudden they fix it it's very convenient kids do this for years we used to spank them or make them go play outside. >> greg: i would like to do both. up next will let t-shirt make good on her threat and forced trump into debt? i'm jasmine and tiktok helped keep my parents' dream of owning a restaurant alive. when business was slowing down, we didn't think we would be able to renew the lease. that's when i started making tiktok videos. after we posted the video, we were slammed, people letting us know that they were trying it out for the first time. i always knew tiktok was a pretty powerful platform, but i never realized the extent of that power until a small town girl like me was able to reach millions of people and help keep my parents' dream alive.

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attorney general who is vowing to take down trump is weighing her options against the former president if he can't post a half a million dollar bond in a civil fraud case. trump's attorneys say he hasn't been able to secure a 464 million-dollar appeal bond calling it a practical impossibility like getting a fair trial in new york city. as his legal team argues a bond that big requires cash reserves of nearly a billion dollars something unprecedented the fact is the can't just print money like the government which inflated the money supply like it was brian's girlfriend. the big question remains if next monday's deadline doesn't get paused or he doesn't pay what will happen? he could take as retail and commercial holdings in the iconic trump tower even seizing the taco bowls from the trump tower grill and that some more of. plus is beautiful encrusted three-story penthouse does penthouse she could also try to

snatch out mar-a-lago. it's gotten so bad that trump has reached out to tom selleck. soap trump haters are bloodthirsty for his financial demise and will stop at nothing to end it even after going his own home but who knows maybe he won't knead it when he moves to a new residence a few residents on pencil media avenue. >> what do you make of this? >> border is less protected than nick tano's penis it's crazy how this is what they're trying to beat them biden is losing this swing states i mean i'm the want to say what is being accused of.

a lot of people overvalue their assets. i told my exes they were all tends. they were easily sevens right. accused of infighting is assets that's every girl in california i don't get it. >> greg: kat what say you? >> i don't get it when i read articles on this it doesn't make much sense. what stuff about it as combo to -- come cated as it is there's the big word unprecedented. everything is unprecedented nowadays nobody knows what that will happen is hard to say because sumy people's opinions are colored without a few about trump as this hasn't really happened before. it would truly piece in saint if all of his -- new york started seizing his properties. >> greg: it's crazy because

that happen i don't know because these are unprecedented times. i didn't think it would that get this far. >> i did. they made it possible which if you take trump out of this. this is any mayor could citizen or if you took this back 30 years the used to make it impossible for black families to get loans and buy homes used to do things like this so we know this isn't new it's just now there going after 1 particular individual. every person in here who owns anything be a car or a hat on your head should be concerned by this because they don't like him she doesn't like him the judge gave an astronomical number. these aren't even crimes when a bank -- i've never heard from another bank we're left to do business with you again mr murdoch i've never heard that soap the fact they were willing to say that in court was it goes back to laws mean nothing when the narrative is bigger and they will go after him. maybe and i'm not a financial

advisor i don't pretend to be 1 but maybe next rally make a go fund me page. we the people will pick up 40% of it or something i've got 5 or 10 i could put on it may be that's the move because they will raise the bar so it's impossible for him. >> greg: it's funny how there aren't any victims in this kevin what does this do to new york. if you are a businessman and you can see this can happen would you be willing to invest in a place that can decide politically who they will punish and reverse engineer rosa don't rules that don't apply in this area. >> it was used to stop people for charging for refrigerators and it's been worked on a unique way. as we differ perspective forget about trump doesn't matter forget about the ag doesn't matter these people will be gone and 4-8 years what remains is

this case this law. think about america why is it the number 1 economy on earth because it attracts capra -- capital the safest place to deploy money is the sovereign unites states of america be of courts that protect property rates to give you a pellet opportunity he always get to appeal if you thank you are done harm. that isn't happening here disarming the american brand and the whole world is watching as where we do let alone new york you don't want to put anything here until this actually settles down when are the adults coming. when will adult supervision be there in this case because these kids have gone crazy at a night

at a party with no parents around as they're hurting of thing that makes the country great as its unprecedented it's crazy and a has to stop as i was in the white house they would say is nuts. i would say okay that's enough we are telling people all-around the world as it's bad. so that's hypothetical shark tank i'm uncle sam i say hello sharks want to introduce you to this product they have here called america would you say i'm sorry i'm out? >> i would say let's go over new york koda north dakota, oklahoma , west virginia. they aren't crazy there is a court protect assets they don't

steal them as somebody didn't get the memo here and it's real bad. as it has nothing to do with trump. that doesn't matter this is about america and this is broken. i do have to go back to ms. dhillon when everybody was protecting trump would act like a mob boss thereby ditching their own behavior. this is a mob action. >> why didn't approach athlete care sleeping on a bed filled with hair.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> should we be concerned? >> greg: tonight and should we be concerned a multimillionaire nba player claims his poor performance is blamed the fact he sleeping on an air mattress this is deeply concerning because the 25 year old nba star deandre ayton gets paid $32 million and he hadn't bought a real bed he was sleeping on air mattress what does that say about men? that was a loaded question. >> when i lived with a guy after college he slipped he's cheeses

dad actually but i have slept on an air mattress for periods of time and yoga mats and other things but that's because i didn't have money. i think we should be concerned over this. this is true it's an alarming lack of resource fullness on his part. you don't even have to get the bed just mention you don't have 1 and somebody will be like your ego let me show you this thing. the internet. you just put your address in and creditit card and they will send you a bed. you don't even have to go anywhere. you make $32 million a year. you know how you won't make more money? if you're sleeping on the ground and you can't do your job. >> i remember going to mattress stores just going and sitting on

a bed. >> 1 beside a trashcan would be what i'd grab. >> greg: should we be concerned? >> you guys are reading this the long way i was worried about the brother for good reason. he was in beautiful phoenix, arizona playing for a championship and he was traded to portland he got there and was like i don't want to be here i'm not buying a bed, i don't want to be here, how do i get out of here and he's pouting trying to get them to trade him in portland was like i'm not treating you so after a month of doing this the trade deadline hits i'm stuck here for the rest of the season how do i get out of here his agent said you will have to play pretty well to get out of here and low end behold 29 points a game 15 rebounds i get my ass out of portland. if fox treated me to fox in

portland i would be on an air mattress as well. whatever venue they have me on i would be like whatever it's whatever you have to do what you have to do somebody get me out of portland nobody wants to be in portland. >> greg: once again you bring truth to a mysterious story because $32 million see can afford an air mattress filled with taylor swift's farts. >> i don't think he could actually. i think unfortunately i think it's sad but i think it would be more expensive than that. >> greg: kevin should we be concerned? >> when you look at what's going on with mattresses all the specialty mattresses they are really expensive maybe he is just frugal and looking at the prices online saying i don't want to spend $25,000 on a mattress all -- i will stick with what i got have i want to save my 32 million i can make

5.2 5% on that i don't need a bed maybe i need some sleep once in a while i will figure it out later. >> greg: what's 5% on 32 million? >> pretty good so much i'd need a calculator at need that them rather sleep it's probably what he is thinking. >> i think tyrus is onto something you sleep on the street right? >> i play my bad performance on the air mattress as well i mean $32 million he should have a side check. that he can sleep on. thank you is also a 7'2 hundred and 15 pounds, 250 pounds the macy's float like how big is it which is probably came with a giant tent had 3 guys doing fentanyl on it it's crazy once

again you have to blame inflation. bidens inflation and my erie is he's just a dude. if women didn't exist... >> i've never bought furniture. >> you aren't a normal check okay. >> and never did because it was how much do i fit what color do i want i can never decide. 1 person gave 1 for free she's like you have launchers in your apartment you're an adult. >> maybe his buddy was like a take my inflatable. or he really didn't want to be in portland. makes a lot of sense actually i mean maybe they just stop sleeping when they want to be treated. >> maybe he changed it because it's not guaranteed so that would change his mind. >> he didn't buy it because he

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>> a story and 5 words. as safe space to sawp. tyrus you will love this story. >> don't think i will. >> greg: new york city's first christ bob and for $20 you can rent a private room for 30 minutes to cry your heart out. thoughts on the business model. >> are you sure we got that our wart approved? >> greg: yes. >> this is. [ bleeps ] this is virtue signaling this is what i'm talking about. i'm going to cry who wants to watch me grow up do it like the rest of us on our truck away from everybody.

man up this is stupid. >> greg: do like everyone else and cry in the subway. i think it's a pr stunt. >> in perpetuity and is this is fantastic we need to get behind this i'm thinking franchise. you want to cry in st. louis you have it. dallas no problem chicago even better everybody cries there san francisco you have a good reason to cry i will make more money there than anywhere this is fantastic i love it. >> i hate to disagree with this but i have to. is graded you anywhere else but new york if you want to cry and sob in new york and have nobody care just walk around the street. >> when it make money while they are crying?

there might be some cities where if you want to cry people come up to you this is not 1 of those places you can cry anywhere nobody will look at you. >> greg: >> we can rename it wonder cry. >> can i be an influencer who makes people cry. >> i love to cry so i'm with you there. >> greg: some say you are a professional crier. >> you can punch somebody until they cry the name of business that would be called a counselor. i am a traumatic crying specialist. adam your audience often cries. >> they do it's the only way i ever get them wet. it's the only way i ever get them wet. >> the kids are in bed we are okay. here's the thing this generation

they work remotely and they get stressed which is also were just raising like when i was a kid wrestled and i would tell my coach my ankle hurts he said it's not your ankle it's year for giant. if you say that to a boy today it might actually be has been join up. so it's bad. >> greg: when i was a boy i wrestled as well. >> when you were a boy what? that was it just wrestled in the neighborhood. i was a freelance wrestler. i just want to bring up that jesse made a good point, this is so jesse this is a great place to pick up and men will be all over because there will be vulnerable women there and you can pray upon them. >> no because they have to fight the dumbass who paid 20 bucks to watch her cry.

this is a couples date nightmare. were going to cry first emille go to chilis were not talking about a date we are talking about predatory men waiting outside saying, hey, what did he do to you. >> those are the same guys who go to nudist colonies to meet women who are never going to be there. >> i went to a nudist colony it was the nicest most out of shape people. are you joking as it was not a good looking bunch of people who is your agent as i would your agent tell you as they want to do that and i was like all right aside i with the crowd the whole

time. as they were very nice what they had a loss and found there and i was like why as i forgot what the topic already was honestly i think it should also serve drinks. you will want to cry over your beer. >> greg: exactly and it can catch your tears. >> and margins are good on drinks as well. it's a restaurant. as sorrows at the peer. we sought to say.com isn't that amazing? up the next oberman reminds usui he is alive by wishing death on .

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and he said there is always the hope. he since deleted the post and said by saying hope he said that trump would be treated badly not murdered. >> he used to get canceled for that kind of stuff. >> you can't cancel someone without paul followers. >> maybe that's the problem but here he's getting this thing promoted i think things are twisted used talk about killing somebody on social media generally speaking not good often some but he calls you up and says listen, can we look at this little deeper we are from the fbi. >> greg: maybe that was his point a possibility a woman would go to his apartment. >> the guy obviously needs to get laid. is this going to help him. last time we saw him he could still piece standing up. 's got more misfires than alec baldwin is not just him though

all of these people this was a good 1. >> greg: that was a good 1 you are going to get canceled as well. as they live joy behar there he really did go to india. >> when did you think of the joke. kat as he said he probably should be in a mental hospital or what. >> some people are calling for him to be removed from twitter and i think for him that would be worse. i don't think he has much else to live for besides this he doesn't have a job, when is the

last time he pulled out a w-2 form i don't know he didn't get canceled there is nothing that happen people were just kind of like okay whatever. >> he was canceled without controversy it's the most embarrassing thing ever because there's some anyways to get canceled, me to didn't get them, you can't take any more people off twitter there's nobody there right now. >> greg: i'm there and that's all that matters. >> i will follow you. >> greg: please do. tyrus, what do you think about this. >> and feel this is our fault. you brought it back this is a retirement home for those whose careers didn't end good you gave him 1 episode 3 months ago he's back in the game and what is he do he wants to assassinate the president way to go gutfeld stop doing this. like charles in charge or

somebody from the a-team, stay out of it this is what happens it's your fault. you gave him a little bit of their time he was probably on mars before where there is no air and now we are looking at his face because of you. >> greg: he's desperate for attention and i'm willing to give it to him. >> and you are and you are like why is he saying the stuffer doing this stuff. you are enabling him you know what you are doing. >> greg: im it's good for ratings. >> acting like rachel here. as they said he was the most onuch pleasant expense ever he talked about himself the entire time but he didn't eat. >> did he pretend to eat no he just talked about himself, did he watch the air person eat she said it was only 1 date. >> greg:

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