[ ♪♪ ] >> comedian jerry seinfeld thinks the extreme left was ruining comedy and he is right. >> nothing really affects comedy as people always needed and they need it so badly and they don't get it pure used to be that you will go home the end of the day and most people would watch cheers or m*a*s*h or mary tyler moore or all and the family. the be some funny stuff we can watch but guess what, where is it? this is the result of the extreme left and p.c. crap and people worried about offending other people. >> he is right here it is sad. so you never miss an episode of hannity, greg got filled will put a smile on your face next. [ ♪♪ ]

[ cheering and applause ] >> greg: yes. alright. i have to say i agree with all of you. happy monday everyone. i'm sure you've heard in the new book admits to slaughtering a puppy because she didn't like it so as our vp, chances plummet and one man spoke up and said don't judge her, she had her reasons and you still have the puppy lying around. what? heats dogs. you wouldn't think that would

let that pass? she claims she shot the dog because i had an aggressive personality but isn't the definition of aggressive personality shooting a puppy? [laughter] anyway, i bet her kids are well behaved. later, open fire on campus protesters once she heard they were in pup tents. and i heard alec baldwin wants to hire her for a remake of benji. it's either that or 100 dalmatians. every sql gets less and less. 99... president joe biden tapped steven spielberg, the director behind e.t. to tell joe's story and has a lot in common and that

neither one knows how to get home. a dolly parton launching her own line of wine and not surprisingly only available in jugs. i feel bad. adulthood boeing had to return to jfk l port after emergencies life fell off and in response, a rep for spirit air said what's an emergency slide? and reportedly, top i need try to oust because she doesn't have a grasp on the issues and doesn't spend the time to learn and apparently her only qualification is that she's a black lesbian so either press secretary or date oprah. anti- israel protesters at harvard flew a palestinian flag

which replace the one usually there. white house correspondents dinner on saturday with 2600 journalists and celebrities and people who are neither. protesters staged mock executions outside the white house correspondents dinner clear mind of them are interested in a hunger strike. at the dinner, biden joked he was a grown man running against the six -year-olds and said this right after a waiter had to cut his food. eva plumb who played jan in the breeding bunch is 66 today and eve spans -- plans to spend the day, totally and marsha's shadow.

i figured that would land better. there is a new ai powered death calculator that can accurately predict when you will die. is very popular among her dogs. alright, enough of that crap. after being criticized for avoiding the media actual biden meet public appearances to disprove the notion that he is dead. and who did he start with? howard stern and that's right, the king of all media interviewed the petrified of all media and a weird appearance and howard stern did not look that great either. but what an appearance that was of course joe had trouble hearing the questions not because of his age but howard had his head so far up the presidents presidents asspresidents ass

that it was my folds. it wasn't an interview but a luminous. only thing missing was a blue dress and an actual president and a queer indication that the king of all media the queen of all bj's. in maybe stern got a sex change because all i saw when i look at this interview was one giant leap. who knew the stern show was a safe space for spineless babbling geriatrics and also joe biden? what was really notable was how stern lapped up all the lies joe spend more yarn then mother goose on crystal meth but that is the dems dilemma, hydro and have them look demented or have him talk and have them remove all doubt. more of more -- for more hog than joe behar's bathtub.

first of all joe live how we got busted at a protest. >> i remember the true story when they were de- segregating lynn phil the neighborhood with 70 homes built in suburbia and there was a black family and people down there protesting and i told you not to go down there and you went down and remember that? got arrested for standing on the porch of the black family and they brought you back the police and i said i remember that. >> greg: whenever he says true story arc that's a tipoff. i bet the mom recalls this differently as back then she remembers him saying will someone please tell that white kid to get off her porch? he keeps sniffing our babies here. of course no one can find a record of this arrest and claims

a runner-up in state scoring in football. >> not a lot of people know you were a star receiver in high school in the first stream guy and the guy who caught the ball. >> growing up a state scoring i thought what the heck. >> greg: stern knows his life story better than he does. 's i suppose the best evidence joe biden played football is the brain damage. stern didn't ask another phony question about being a lifeguard >> did you ever save anyone's life as a lifeguard? >> yes, half a dozen times usually younger kids. >> do the thing with the whistle and jump in? >> greg: half a dozen kids. member the good old days when howard stern interviewed more intelligent people that could maintain a line of thought like crack cores?

and told the president he had a very cinematic life and what's up with stern as a feels like he became everything he used to hate but maybe that's all he really wanted as the role of the everyman and act in a conduit for acceptance by the elites who used to hate him and then there's joe saying a senator and the seventies he was made the most eligible bachelor. >> it's like when i met jill, when i lost my family, i got put on the bachelors list and so a lot of lovely women but very salacious pictures and i would give them to the secret service. >> greg: senators don't get a secret service detail. joe biden didn't get one until 2008 and he showed them his

gratitude by swimming nude in front of them in the pool. you can read the headline they're, i'm too lazy. you have to wonder who joe is giving these pictures too if there are a bunch of retired senate ushers with liz warren wearing only a feather? howard stern is the only guy that makes seth meyers look cutting-edge. he really did reinvent himself one from being a funny acyl to just a boring one. the drink of the night was vinegar and water because that's what you serve at a douchebag convention. now the event is held in a huge ballroom in dc which is ironic since there's never been anyone spotted there with a pair of balls thousands of media politician and celebs gather to tell each other how great they are, it's like working through kim jong own with weak people

pretending to like a tyrant so they don't get eaten by his dog. call in jos claim to fame is banging scarlett johansson but you should claim that fame cockeyed get it. but from the podium, he did what was expected in made a few jokes and those were the nonfox media having all the sting of a knock knock joke and it's hard to say which had less real teeth akaka stern, biden's. he made his comedy turn into a preachy devotional to biden as the jokes were not funny at all but express amazement how it could be possible america could prefer trump to joe and asked for the prez, received standing donation -- standing ovation for managing to stand. the story is what you didn't

hear on stern or in dc and that's what's happening in and to america. no wonder they'd rather talk about trump who isn't president as it's hard to make jokes about violent crime, war, mental illness akaka squatting, homelessness tech illegal immigration, a fentanyl, transit militancy and american hostages but it's better to seclude yourself from the rabble surroug and wealth comfort and power and hope the rest of the america won't notice but we do in in a way stern and biden are a lot alike masquerading as men of the people find people gross but in any consolation, the feeling is mutual. [ cheering and applause ] she has been called a cougar more often than john mellencamp.

and his agent is the one with a sense of humor. writer and comedian joe. and she moonlights as a skeleton in a medical school, [applause] jill, you've been in new york since a long time and some say too long. listening to howard stern deliver each set up with a question giving like you were a lifeguard right? if felt sad for me to hear at any time biden says true story, you know it's not true because a true story is true on its own. >> the most painful session of foreplay and you never have the orgasm and it just goes on and on and on and there was no happy

ending but his stories interesting because it's interesting every time he says true story and it's complete [bleep] but nobody was eaten and did not tell a story once about cannibalism striking his family which was tragic back in world war ii as his uncle's plane went down but was not eaten unlike joe biden story but found the specific ocean but i don't think that's considered cannibalism and have it will debate if you can't tell a story strait? and i would be afraid to put them up against my actual 7-year-old in a debate and talks about trump being the equivalent of a six or 7-year-old but i don't think he could be creative in a 7-year-old debate and she would eat him alive. i don't think he'll actually debate but i think he said that because he was in lala land because he was on howard stern's show.

>> greg: winston, you were from england correct? how are you on the current events and your thoughts on the selection and watching with a certain level of bemusement or disgust? >> winston: all of that. it's great television and i know both of them pummeling in their approval ratings but at the wrong ratings you're looking at. look at the tv ratings and it's a fantastic drama and let's hope it gets better. >> greg: what you make of what you've seen in biden? >> winston: this howard stern thing if i may, howard stern is a story there and reminds me of late stage michael jackson. he got the work done but... howard stern now he sing all the right things that he is not woke in trying to be all mr politically correct in the least political league correct person

in this country. >> greg: why do you think he made that switch? i called the second wife syndrome i think it's allowing a free pass for the past and he doesn't want to get canceled so you're the expert on this. >> winston: it's total nonsense is the biden stuff and the interview but howard stern, what a hypocrite it's like the trans stuff that i know you did the work and got the boob job but you are a bloke. [laughter] [applause] >> greg: perfect segue to you joe as you got work done. what do you make of we haven't touched on the white house correspondents center and have you ever gone to that? >> i'm not allowed to go anywhere near places like that or places and mostly the school

grounds and playgrounds. and we saw howard stern that his cold cuts thrown at strippers asses was his peak but i do believe joe biden, police took him away from a black family portrait that happen in the last couple of weeks when he wandered off when you watch the whole thing, it's bad enough that howard stern has to give him these leading questions but he had to explain to him what a lifeguard was. that's how demented he is. you had a swimsuit? you when the water? in biden just has to go but the correspondents dinner, will happen speaking truth to power? you're supposed to have an adversarial relationship with the president as a press but he had to put jim acosta and hadlock every week and it was great as the press is supposed

to be fighting with the president and not let him sit there or baby the president because he wears a diaper. that's not fair. i did miss him not saying his difficult reading stage directions from the teleprompter and i love when he says pause and serial number 8365 samsung model so for biden, a pretty good interview and biden. >> greg: unocal, you are too long to be brought up on howard stern but he hated don ines and i think he is awoke don imus and i know that makes no since to you and i want to get it out there into the universe. >> kat: so you don't have a question. >> greg: you are a professional and can launch into an opinion and that's what makes me different.

>> kat: this was not live so what was the stuff that got cut out? that's what i want to know because that's the stuff that's the best things that we have and also just his resting face it's like me at a party when someone stern explained the rules of a new card game to me weren't confused and pretending to listen but trying to think of how i can make a stop and get out of there. >> greg: his eyes squinted down and it's like me during a sexual-harassment training. [laughter] >> kat: i would be so uncomfortable interviewing someone like that because is not really an interview because you say a few words and he says a few words and none of it is accurate. >> greg: tragedy. up next, biden's number takes a

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[applause] >> greg: another miserable pole barely holding is biden's campaign sounds the alarm while kristi noem buys the farm as a new poll show is trump pulling away from biden in head-to-head matchup control yourselves [applause] his lead over biden grows to nine points with rfk and jill stein included in some criticizing the poll because it's registered voters and not likely voters and no way to write in greg gutfeld for best

quads. [laughter] according to gallup, biden's approval rating abysmal which coincidentally is also his body temperature. mix in the most unpopular president at this point in his first term in the past 70 years and it's interesting how that happens as he broke obama's record for most votes cast for an american presidential candidate so the president with the most votes ever can't find enough of them to help him move a couch. meanwhile, what the hell is south dakota governor kristi noem thinking? she just took her vp chances out to a gravel pit and shot it. after admitting that so she did to "on trainable farm dog." what a charming anecdote to include in a book who was her editor? michael vick?

seriously. killing a puppy for misbehavior is like nuking france for not shaving their armpits. it's a little harsh. so anyway, polls show biden is in real trouble which tells you everything you need to know about trump trial as you become america's choice for president, only option is election interference in their only strategy is to remove him from the playing fields and give voters the chance. instead of letting the election unfold, trying to take them out back an untreatable dog except in this case, is not outback but doing it right in front of you. >> announcer: . >> greg: winston, i know in england you have dogs. [laughter] >> greg: is it customary for rural parts of england that you will decide you'll shoot a dog because it's poorly trained? >> jill:

>> winston: i think you have us all wrong. i think it's fantastic and not tell you why and it's very important as we need psychopaths and the white house. look what happens when you don't have one in the white house. we need someone and you think you'll have gaza plaza and the columbia university? if you have nutters in the white house, that's what happens at so she has my vote. >> greg: that is actually the argument that she was making the eye make the tough decisions and this was a tough decision although i don't know how tough it is to shoot a puppy when you could have taken it to a shelter and i like kristi noem but i find this a bit awed. >> a little strange because when you think of someone has a transgression that they can always fall back on its not like

they're out there killing pup... so i don't know who was a who told her that even said a better politician would not have put that in a book. even a really crappy politician wouldn't. who put caps and, yeah, tell her to put the dog shooting saurian so i'm curious to what people think is going on with presidential dogs because it's escalating because romney put his anna booth and -- on a roof and i'll tell you this about biden's dogs as crazy as they were, those dogs were shot back. >> greg: at one correction and i think obama only ate one dog part of a meal in indonesia if i remember my facts correctly and sometimes i don't like to remember them but in this case i must because we'll talk about this for the rest of the year.

you wrote a book and you have an editor and an agent and people discuss what goes in and what doesn't and an editor is going to tell you, don't put this in the book and she wanted to put a dent because it was probably already going to come out. >> kat: then you. aren't you a politician? who is going to tell? the dog? the dog can't talk, especially not now. i wondered how this came out and she putted out and i don't understand why you would share this and i'm saying that a someone who say that about me all the time as why would she shared that but you could not water board that information out of me and there's nothing you could do to say yes, i killed a puppy and there's an editing process and so many chances you have maybe i want to take that part out about me shooting a puppy.

>> greg: i think she had to weigh i could be -- be vp and the story is out there because i talked about it so i have to get it out there but it was poorly per trade. you don't kill a puppy because you don't like it right? i get it if it attacked an animal or a person but this is poorly articulated. >> kat: when you kill, you never speak about it. >> greg: that's what my uncle used to tell. we call our backyard drifter heaven. julie, you want to talk about the poll or the dogs? it's funny because one of the things no one wants to talk about but once you start, you can't stop. >> i think her damage control attempt is really smart and she

came out and said we kill horses. she's like we killed two horses a couple weeks ago? but they probably had them euthanize like most people do when you're pet is dying or you have an animal you want to get rid of or annex. -- my ex. >> greg: more murder. >> what we need... i think that more tough decision is try to train the puppy were give it to but just taking it out to a gravel pit seems like a snap decision. >> easiest decision as to not [applause] i'll be okay. does this look ok?! ugh. how do i protect myself? with the new scotts healthy plus lawn food.

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[ ♪♪ ] video of the day. [ ♪♪ ] [applause] >> greg: caught on cam sink don't you know who i have anna d8 thinks it's okay just to drive away. are video comes from just outside rochester new york where da films refused to follow -- pole over for speeding and here she is arguing with cops. >> i'm da going 55. >> and you did not stop at all. >> i didn't because i was on the phone. >> not supposed to be on the phone either way. don't go inside and i don't understand the hostility i'm doing my job. how am i being a [bleep]? >> i don't care. i'm the one who prosecutes the ticket and just go ahead and do it. >> not supposed to be on the

phone to begin with. >> on hands-free? absolutely and you should know the law. >> hands-free, that's great admission greenview speeding in a 55 and 35. >> greg: i know. [crowd boos] >> what i did was wrong no excuses and i take full responsibility for my actions and i fell short of the values i've held my entire career and i didn't treat this officer with the respect he deserved and had just come from work dealing with three homicides that occurred over the weekend and i watched a video we're an innocent cabdriver executed and i was still reeling from a frightening medical concern my husband received that afternoon but we all have bad days and stress and it was wrong for me to take it out on an officer simply doing his job. >> greg: one thing i noticed

this or change in her face like when i look at the angry karen face or the entitled face and then it has this change. >> kat: i woke up and rochester where this happened and i wish i would've known this and it would've driven passed her house to toilet paper it. there's no excuse why did you say i'm the da? you could've not made it more clear. >> greg: it's true joe, she was basically i think she opened herself up for a lot of future problems. >> will a da stands for dumb >> will a da stands for dumb ass

but whenever you have to make the revised statement, you are done in maybe by the fourth time , shall have the apology right but i don't want to see her teary-eyed talking about your values because how you live shows your values and if this was 20 miles over the speed limit and not pulling over, we would picking pavement out of our teeth because cops would've thrown us down rightfully so so she wants to show her values, resign. she's gotta go. [applause] >> greg: julia, have you ever been pulled over by the police? >> i can talk my way out of any ticket you have to start by not calling the cop and also pulling over but i do a little investigative journalism on this bench and i googled her and she was once democrat so did not respire in meet -- did not surprise me she had no respect

so she shook showed her true colors and apology was clearly on sincere and disgusting. >> greg: it's funny because i wonder winston if that's how she acted assuming she wasn't being filmed? >> winston: i'm sure americans don't like to hear an english person saying too many things about their country because i'll preface this by saying i love america and i'm biased and i think my country is the best and america is the second. >> greg: are we going to have to be you guys again? >> winston: the war of independence was our independence and got rid of you. >> greg: that's good. speech at not a joke but one thing so frustrating here is there is an elite class who show such contempt for working people and in this case, is the police officers and i just can't

believe anyone could have and them to act like that in the first place and i see this in on the television and in the media and i just don't understand this disdain these people have for ordinary working people and i get quite upset about it. >> greg: it is a classist way and she should know better. she works with cops. she assumed no one was watching and it's like they say, maybe you shouldn't dance as if no one's watching. don't know what i'm talking about and why am i quoting maroon five? oh, my god. that was a good segment. coming up, what did seinfeld sas about comedy today? one a day is formulated with key nutrients to support whole body health. one a day. science that matters.

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that there are no sitcoms that actually there to make you laugh but there almost to instruct. >> recently saw an episode of the jeffersons and could not believe how hard i was laughing and really funny stuff and you see people who speak out about this it's seinfeld, jk rowling, dave chapelle have f. you money but shows you need to have a lot of money to caf you to what's going on in the culture so i know for me, f. you money is when you see how small the check i'm receiving is and that's their way of saying few but he makes a good point that comedy is not supposed to be politically correct but subversive but comedians don't sit the front of the classroom and the back so he makes a good point. >> greg: as a musician, you got in trouble for liking a treat if i remember. >> winston: a book by american journalist andy documenting the

blm riots and the antifa movement of 2020 and the think about, they haven't just ruined comedy but music, hollywood, publishing and everything and the thing i'm a little bit annoyed is it's 2024, it's late and he could've said this eight years ago. hilary lost the election in 2016 and is not a breaking story but this is old news. >> greg: he has talked about this before but he wouldn't do colleges because of the pc but it's fine and there's a lot of people taking risks here julie. >> yes. i don't think comedians take risks anymore because they're afraid of getting canceled that's the problem is the whole council debate is on everyone's minds. >> greg: i disagree and i thank you do see people

basically on rogan's show and all the people i mentioned in my having a stroke? but there are people out there. >> comedians are afraid of offending the whole culture that is now dominating celebrities and comedy clubs. >> greg: you were on my show young lady and do you find that here? >> i'm intimidated in maybe it's your height. >> greg: why are you laughing? should he have said this sooner? he said it a few times. >> kat: your knocking into colleges anyway because people don't know who we is but that level of money but a lot of the shows he mentioned really old shows i've never seen but applies more recently and it did

not mean to offend you personally and i apologize but the office millennials all rewatch the office over in over again. >> greg: there's a lot of stuff you could never do andy. you look at him dylan, shane gillis, these are all guys thriving in a really interesting climate and now woke is helping you because by rebelling against the woke, develop a strong audience. we have to move on and willt coins new designwa display california's decline? shingles is a painful, blistering rash that can last for weeks. ahhh, there's nothing like a day out with friends. that's nice, but shingles doesn't care! 99% of adults 50 years or older already have the virus that causes shingles inside them, and it can reactivate at any time. a perfect day for a family outing! guess what? shingles doesn't care.

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welcome to texas. >> greg: let's throw one up. i have a coin i came up with. this is the pelosi even when the earth shakes, her face never moves. with this a good idea? >> kat: i have a coin because california brought me one could think. good think. says i'm the best thing to come out of california in 15 years and i'm literally from the dumpster. >> greg: winston, you are in the music business and must go

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