hello. good i'm tamsin roberts in the gb news room. the chancellor's delivered his plans to get the economy on track as he acknowledges the uk's already in recession . as part of his in recession. as part of his autumn , jeremy hunt has reduced autumn, jeremy hunt has reduced the threshold for the higher of income tax from the threshold for the higher of income tax fro m £150,000 to just income tax from £150,000 to just over 125,000. the state pension benefits tax credits will rise in line with inflation by than 10. millions of households will pay 10. millions of households will pay more in energy bills from

april . the typical bill pay more in energy bills from april. the typical bill rising from two and a half thousand pounds to 3000 as the government the level of support . and energy the level of support. and energy firms will be hit with an expanded tax of 35% up from 25. the chancellor has vowed to protect the poorest and believes his plan will help the economy. what can we do with our plan for stability and our plan for growth .7 the office for budget growth? the office for budget responsibility, which is an independent organisation . they independent organisation. they say that what doing will reduce the impact of that fall in living standards by half next yeah living standards by half next year. so we are helping every bit as much as we can. year. so we are helping every bit as much as we can . and we're bit as much as we can. and we're also saying to people that as we do that, we protecting the pubuc do that, we protecting the public services that really the nhs schools , the things that are nhs schools, the things that are going to help get through to the other side and become a really dynamic economy, which is what we all want . following the we all want. following the statement earlier, shadow

chancellor rachel reeves , the chancellor rachel reeves, the conservatives of failing to learn from decisions made the past decade , this government has past decade, this government has forced our economy into a doom loop where low growth leads to higher taxes , lower investment higher taxes, lower investment and squeezed with a running down of public services. all which puts economic growth . and puts economic growth. and instead of learning from the mistakes of the last decade, they're simply repeating them . they're simply repeating them. we need to break free from this vicious cycle of stagnation with fairer choices and proper plan for economic growth growth , for economic growth growth, household disposable incomes are heading for their biggest fall record, according to the office for budget responsibility. the appeal says that once rising pnces appeal says that once rising prices are taken into account, people's incomes would drop by 7% in the next two fiscal years. the government's forecaster also says that living won't recover to last year's levels for

another years . royal mail postal another years. royal mail postal workers have announced a further six strike dates december, including eve. the communique and workers union says the new walkouts are over a dispute. the industrial action is in addition to three strikes later this month and on the 1st of december. meanwhile handlers at london's heathrow . will begin a london's heathrow. will begin a 72 hour strike from tomorrow and dispute over pay. the unite union says the strike is by workers at aviva and services firm menzies . it'll affect firm menzies. it'll affect a range of airlines and disrupt a number of flights from terminals two, three and four. nancy pelosi has stepped down as of the us house of represen . her the us house of represen. her announcement comes after the democrats lost the house to the republicans in the mid—term elections. the republicans will swear in the new speaker in

january next year , nancy pelosi january next year, nancy pelosi will stay congress as a backbencher a lawmaker tv online dab+ radio. this is gb news now it's over . dab+ radio. this is gb news now it's over. deadline is. hello welcome. the headline is i'm going to be a great show tonight because i'm here but also because i'm joined by two headliners legends . firstly leo headliners legends. firstly leo kearse sponsor by t k, max and josh howie sponsored by tc hamas . the joke i went with there. so ali, i wasn't even wearing the right shirt for, but it kind works. you know what he's like. so let's get cracking as much through front pages. so through friday's front pages. so the mail gone with the daily mail has gone with tori. so the strivers britain's biggest in standards biggest ever fall in standards as recession hits the telegraph leads with the rhetoric of

osborne, with the policies brown. sounds like an absolute nightmare . i paper uk has lost a nightmare. i paper uk has lost a decade. the guardian goes for from bad worse. these are terrible . friday's financial terrible. friday's financial times hunt paves way for years of pain . in case it didn't sound of pain. in case it didn't sound bad enough already. fdx crypto empire's of controls worse than enron . the ongoing saga . the enron. the ongoing saga. the sun.the enron. the ongoing saga. the sun. the sun has gone with football's ho ho ho. some sort of a christmas theme on the three lions song. and finally, the daily star goes with life's robbery being a . yep. that's robbery being a. yep. that's what they went for . so we'll get what they went for. so we'll get into that in a minute. but those are front pages. let's get into it with these fine gentlemen . so it with these fine gentlemen. so let's start with the guardian, the audience, the sorry the autumn statement is out. and it's an absolutely hunt overbudget. lay off . i'm doing overbudget. lay off. i'm doing the daily mail. so yeah, the daily mail. are we doing josh ? daily mail. are we doing josh? oh, dear. let's start with let's start with josh with the

guardian for a bit of. well, first of all, i mean, the big story, the guardian, if you see that right at the bottom the number two singles ranked. number two hit singles ranked. but look a bit but if you look a little bit aboveit but if you look a little bit above it bad to worse and, above it from bad to worse and, this is essentially the things that folks do on households facing the biggest in living standards since . records began. standards since. records began. has failed. the most vulnerable people. society. and an interesting angle here where the tory autumn statement set a trap for labour and the of it is that basically making the country so rubbish that if and when labour comes into power in two years they're going to have a big old to clear up and i be able to do it. that's the idea. but we've got 25 billion of back to back of tax. we've got fresh austerity. so basically taxes are going up and, services money for services essentially going down. yeah it's complete nightmare. this budget hunt talked about stability, growth and public services. but i was struggling find the growth part

and i saw a lot and stability of and i saw a lot and stability of a good. i mean like i being at glastonbury back in the nineties there was a lot of like thick heavy mud and you could barely get your head was quite stable, but wasn't necessarily good. get your head was quite stable, bmean,asn't necessarily good. get your head was quite stable, bmean, how necessarily good. get your head was quite stable, bmean, how much,;arily good. get your head was quite stable, bmean, how much, how good. get your head was quite stable, bmean, how much, how much i mean, how much, how much stability stability? stability is too much stability? when become stagnation? when does it become stagnation? well, yeah, exactly. and this is this trust wins, by the this is what trust wins, by the way, anybody missing trust? way, is anybody missing trust? no. prosperity, no. i mean, she's prosperity, you growth , low and you know, growth, low tax and low budget with the with the people. people didn't seem to like it . the bond markets are like it. the bond markets are very thin . sliver of the world very thin. sliver of the world didn't seem to like it. i like the of paying as much the idea of not paying as much tax. role of the guardian tax. this role of the guardian says, this is this is this says, oh, this is this is this is terrible. this is a stereotype. this is this is tory cause. it's absolutely it's cause. so it's absolutely it's absolutely it is incredible absolutely no. it is incredible largesse from the taxpayer just being lavished on their the nhs, getting spending getting lots new spending pensioners getting loads of money. i mean obviously they vote tories they're going to, they're not they're going to, they're not going one thing but also going to go one thing but also welfare a lot of money to welfare a lot of money to welfare and defence and also 5 billion more for poor health

social services and 3 billion more for schools. so the idea that is, you know, some sort of some sort of austere budget, which is what people seem to be laughing. people seem to be saying on twitter, is an absolutely that absolutely nonsense. it is that there's two year there's a daily a two year delay. they're saying is delay. they're saying this is this is great budget that this this is a great budget that starmer implement it. well, starmer can implement it. well, this that's thing to do this is that's weird thing to do if such a great idea, if we if it's such a great idea, if we need to cut the cut spending and raise taxes and stuff, why not do it next week? well, that's the saying. yeah, for the trap saying. yeah, for the future government nice future labour government be nice if starmer and scrapped if starmer came in and scrapped it like listen, we have it was like listen, we have cuts, back to trust. yeah, cuts, we go back to trust. yeah, yeah. all right, let's do the mail because to bring mail because we have to bring this because so many this story because so many papers all the same story, papers have all the same story, obviously, and they've gone with tories, mean, tories, the strivers. i mean, well, about this? mean, well, what about this? i mean, this drag thing, isn't this is fiscal drag thing, isn't it well, which i totally it as well, which i totally understand and have been learning mean the way you keep the over the threshold the same. but over a years more people a number of years more people enter they're over enter it, so they're taxed over a number, stealth tax stuff. a number, a stealth tax stuff. yeah, i don't understand the

point of stealth is like point of stealth tax is like we're going to out. the we're all going to out. the media's about all media's been talking about all day. with the stealth day. why bother with the stealth party? it's a stealth tax and you as inflation reduces the value you your value of money. you know your wages that you wages increase in with that you get into higher. yeah get dragged into higher. yeah yeah. but why do they get dragged into higher. yeah yeaithe but why do they get dragged into higher. yeah yeaithe brackets 1y do they get dragged into higher. yeah yeaithe brackets broughtay say the tax brackets brought there? they are actually there? but they are actually being as so being brought as well. so there's tax and there's a stealth tax and there's a stealth tax and there's actual real tax. they can see and a big signpost. so the 45 p of income tax the rate the 45 p of income tax has been brought down from £150,000, 225. those is just just me . but the debt limit is just me. but the debt limit is no, this this budget seems to be a rorschach test that anybody can see wherever want. and because the two the daily mail is saying know 20 sort the strivers. so for them it's not some sort of austerity for them is very much we're taxing working people and there is i mean we're going to the highest taxes since the second world war. yeah, yeah. 94. yeah. i mean, come on. does that just say something? maybe we're paying say something? maybe we're paying a bit too much tax. maybe we can get rid of some of the stuff in public sector. stuff in the public sector. maybe equality, diversity,

inclusion, the arts inclusion, maybe maybe the arts council, could scrap council, maybe we could scrap the who needs to the bbc. i mean, who needs to but i know it doesn't come out the taxpayers money, but it's still unnecessary household still an unnecessary household expense. well, it's very much. what vaughan saying? what has sarah vaughan saying? the was me the front page there was me thinking voted in the thinking with voted in the conservatives. i mean, it's just it's just conservatives. i mean, it's just it'sjust sort conservatives. i mean, it's just it's just sort of green it's just a sort of green socialist party now, isn't it, josh? they've josh? you know, i think they've got bit way to go. got a little bit of a way to go. sarah vine's unmissable verdict . yeah, yeah. but then they just put it in the yeah, it's put it in the front. yeah, it's , i mean, there's also other stuff that we need to focus on. first of looking at the first of all, looking at the there is on the front there he's walking an animal. we don't know if it's a dog or a cat could be the somerset. yeah, it could be the somerset. yeah, it could be the somerset. yeah, it could be the somerset thinks wearing the somerset. yeah, it could be the clotheset thinks wearing the somerset. yeah, it could be the clothes forhinks wearing the somerset. yeah, it could be the clothes for it1ks wearing the somerset. yeah, it could be the clothes for it .(s wearing the somerset. yeah, it could be the clothes for it . it's wearing the somerset. yeah, it could be the clothes for it . it's on wearing the somerset. yeah, it could be the clothes for it . it's on the �*ing the clothes for it. it's on the inside. you get up very early. i don't hold it against him. he gets up early, he jogs, he's got a mud cycle. can i really destroy this country from five in morning? also have in the morning? so i also have middle plundered to middle class plundered to fund the and the pensions . of the welfare and the pensions. of course, class don't you course, middle class don't you know, get pensions or anything like that don't get welfare.

well anything if you're middle class. oh, my no bad class. oh, my good. no bad things happen . get in things happen. get a hotel in the south coast. bad things. you know point is it's know it's a the point is it's there to protect you when you can go to the senate no money squeeze you can do in the middle middle class. then finally it's going to be to my also then you don't middle class don't get a middle class anymore, where we're anymore, which is where we're obviously to be going. obviously seem to be going. but yeah, this is this is this is just it's not good. i mean we've got a you know there were a quarter of a million people who were paying top rate of tax were paying the top rate of tax and that's gone to more and now that's gone up to more than million people who than a million people who are playing rate. yeah, playing that top rate. yeah, it's there's a lot of money there. it's sort of like you say, being squeezed and taken out of various different parts of economy and the voters as of the economy and the voters as well. so we'll see. well, let's move to financial times with move to the financial times with the same story again . one the exact same story again. one paves way for years of pain i mean, talk about the years of pain, how much this a result of what we've been through. i mean, i would say a lot of it started with lockdown. i mean, i put out a little cheeky tweet today

saying should be saying that there should be a low bracket for those of us low tax bracket for those of us who were who can prove we were consistently lockdowns. consistently against lockdowns. last had 1400 likes last night that had 1400 likes people got absolutely because we've this stuff we've done all this stuff we can't now of it's can't pay so now of course it's going to years of paying. going to be years of paying. yes, absolutely. and quantitative well quantitative easing as well we've before, we've started before, before pandemic, the pandemic, accelerated by the pandemic. but yeah, we've had, you a decade of the you know, over a decade of the government printing money government just printing money and, know, pushing, you and, you know, pushing, you know, the can down the know, pushing the can down the road. finally all come, road. and finally all come, come. really interesting. come. it's really interesting. you your about covid you guys, your talk about covid and you're talking about the but there's something you're failing to mention that might be having an impact on our country that they have that actually we would be in much do you remember be in a much do you remember what is that the globalist is what it is that the globalist is it global civil? it's to be brexit. you said . yeah because brexit. you said. yeah because the all the brexit affecting every country in the world because of the let's have a little look is showing in sharp contrast to the other g7 economies which already regain the ground lost during covid. we still haven't even got back to our pre—pandemic limit.

still haven't even got back to our pre—pandemic limit . so all still haven't even got back to our otherrandemic limit . so all still haven't even got back to our other countrieslimit . so all still haven't even got back to our other countries aret . so all still haven't even got back to our other countries are doing all the other countries are doing than what's the big than us. what's the big difference brexit. you know i just, i was out of the country dunng just, i was out of the country during the brexit vote so. i'll be fine if you want a special ramona break, i'd actually be up for that as long i got my special anti—lockdown tax. and what was his tax break then? i've miami voted i've remain miami vice. i voted to remain i like brexit to remain because i like brexit because annoys people. because it annoys right people. yeah to say it's yeah well that's to say it's worth through economic worth going through economic pain people. you pain to annoy those people. you just guy just homeless. the street guy tosh angry . i sort of. just homeless. the street guy tosh angry. i sort of. i'm tosh is so angry. i sort of. i'm angry. i'm just. it'sjust frustrating, that's all. you know ? guess what? they said that know? guess what? they said that this would happen. now this stuff would happen. now it's so. and it's happening. so. okay and also a government, of also a tory government, of course, i don't course, whatever. but i don't think as bad everybody think has as bad as everybody for brexit was going to be a no no i would say without the whole fair thing before, all the economic alliances with the and we'll a benefit 30 years we'll see a benefit in 30 years which going be i'm which is going to be great i'm so glad we got into brexit again. let's move on to the sun and they've come with football's coming which is sort coming ho ho home which is sort of to the three of a reference to the three lions. they put out a three

hons lions. they put out a three lions song again. again. yeah. and i love that song, but it looks like they've ruined it with. awful new lyrics. so yeah. so frank's and david baddiel have got mortgages to pay. so they brought this. this revamped version three lions song version of the three lions song and. traditionally, david baddiel has to apologise. 25 baddiel has had to apologise. 25 years later, and we were covering the way around. but yeah, you remember the blacktop in nineties and a pineapple in the nineties and a pineapple in the nineties and a pineapple in his head to book a black so much simpler times yeah yeah he's a twitter like moralising about other people's behaviour . about other people's behaviour. well people can learn i really take morality lessons people who blacked up and put a pineapple their head well we got that song though, i also want to though, because i also want to find if this is find a minute ago, if this is the real lyrics, i'm still not clear. three lines on a sleigh with lions inspiration. santa says let's play the christmas tree mean. awful, tree formation mean. it's awful, but sure if that's the but i'm not sure if that's the sun riffing that's going sun riffing or if that's going to the real lyrics. no, to be the real lyrics. no, i went zoo, so the sea went to the zoo, so the sea hons went to the zoo, so the sea lions eating some sardines. great yeah, what great fun. yeah, that's what they. mean, it says something they. i mean, it says something they. i mean, it says something the sad thing about it is that haven't a song however many

haven't made a song however many years that they're to. i mean, it is a good song. it's just magical. when it came out, you guys are 9 to 4, but when it came out, it was out. but i can appreciate the song. yeah, absolutely. but the fact that we are having to resort going are having to resort to going back to where everything good time someone just time is that someone just someone talent someone please. we have talent in country. another in this country. make another football there are other football song there are other bands. musical bands. there are other musical artists if baddiel artists to listen to. if baddiel and like at the top there put and i like at the top there put and i like at the top there put a tax hell. thank for 30. so it's sort of like the well done son you got some news that somewhere. yeah yeah. that's a suntan a chair is all up. they put the budget in a tiny , tiny put the budget in a tiny, tiny box on the top there. yeah. yeah well let's have a quick look at the stars because they've gone with important story. the with really important story. the story. wants to do this. just story. he wants to do this. just have look at this one. so this is seems there's a in is it seems there there's a in somerset i think, which is scaring people arrested scaring people and got arrested and is in essex and and then this is in essex and now he's called the somerset now he's called out the somerset and said enforce divorce and said no , you're giving a bad said no, you're giving a bad name . now that may sound

name. now that may sound ridiculous . name. now that may sound ridiculous. i actually think there's something slightly insidious here. this this and in essex goes out he's supposedly raised bit of money for charity. there's videos of him like shopping and stuff but i think it's sort of okay this fetish or normalising when i would argue the they're both pretty messed up that's what i would say what i'd see why is this particular fetish being criticised when other fetishes seem to be celebrated? we send them into schools to read stories to children. well yeah . good point. children. well yeah. good point. controversial but good. that's for now. some people say we talk about wokeness and cancel culture this show which is totally false . but coming up totally false. but coming up after the break, we have stories on and cancel culture. on wokeness and cancel culture. but just coincidence see but it's just a coincidence see you it .

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i'm still here with and josh howey and as joe biden would say insert funny joke here and introduce stories so financial times and live i'm regretting putting all my life savings in a . yeah well if you had they would have gone to the democrat party but yeah apparently they it's collapse there's a big bitcoin exchange and partner trading house called alameda that collapsed and lost somewhere in the region of 10 to $20 billion token huge amounts. i trust them out let's trust them out doing the club of the collapse was worse than enron according the liquidator john reed. according the liquidator john reed . he said, never in my reed. he said, never in my career have i seen such a complete failure of corporate controls and such a complete absence of trustworthy financial information, occurred here. information, as occurred here. so. so, yeah, this was this young people in their twenties . young people in their twenties. they're living in some sort of . they're living in some sort of. their polyamorous community in the bahama is running this , the bahama is running this, this, this bitcoin or junior and

this, this bitcoin or junior and this this trading firm and what they were doing is customer deposits because an exchange should be fool proof you're not you're not holding money you're just the just you're dealing with the transaction taking little off transaction taking a little off the top. but when the money in from customers they're buying stuff take the stuff or whatever they take the customer to customer deposits lend them to the trading firm alameda alameda give them some sort of nonsensical made up token back, which they said was equivalent to the value of the money clearly wasn't. and then alameda would gamble with the customer donations you know when donations and then you know when the tide went with their with the tide went oh with their with crypto exposed wasn't crypto exposed know who wasn't wearing trousers and they wearing any trousers and they got done but what's really interesting this apart interesting about this apart from polyamory and the fact from the polyamory and the fact that they're all young and crazy, like these crazy, they're all like these young altruists , they're young woke altruists, so they're donating bank was doing who donating some bank was doing who ran all was donating hundreds of millions of dollars to charity to the democrat party . he was to the democrat party. he was the second largest donor to the democrats in the midterms . and democrats in the midterms. and elon musk question on twitter. whether that was a reason this

hasn't been investigated earlier. yeah, yeah. but it did come out like the day after all the votes. yeah, i suspect it was quite funny. did this was quite funny. he did this video, was talking about video, he was talking about how he's only drives a toyota he's a he only drives a toyota corolla he's such a great corolla and he's such a great guy now he's come out and said all that dumb bleep i it's not true he does that he was true when he does that he was like he probably like you said, he probably doesn't wearing doesn't even like wearing shorts. ever him in shorts. if you ever see him in like seem like he's like videos seem like he's wearing , got like white wearing shorts, got like white socks or sandals and he probably he just dresses like he probably just dresses like you. it. yeah. he's you. that's it. yeah. yeah. he's not going go do it empty now. not going to go do it empty now. i've not my long hair i've my wig on not my long hair and whatever. yeah. they also were a where they would were doing a where they would approve payment each approve payment request to each other personal emoji. so other with personal emoji. so essentially it's like , oh, can i essentially it's like, oh, can i take 100 grand out aubergine face holiday. yeah, a million creditors from this yeah i'm insane lot of lives my neighbour was like you should do it. so i can't work this stuff out. so i was like, i'll, i'll give you 200 quid, will you do it for yeah and yeah, they'll that,

that money's gone. that's gone is independent. and nancy pelosi is independent. and nancy pelosi is retiring. i, for one, am devastated. just yes. nancy pelosi exits the democratic leadership after losing the house. and this is what she said. we must move boldly into the future. so she's been watching a lot of star trek and there's also now grounded by the principles that propelled us this fall and open to fresh possibilities of future. so this is she's very next generation. yes. this is the kind bit like ricci. do you see him dressed it like star trek with claws and his new lover, trudeau? do you see weird things hanging out together, these weird everything's nice, like the weird outfit? no, weird dystopian outfit? no, that's not worthwhile . max next that's not worthwhile. max next week, i'm going to get one. yeah, yeah. and the thing as soon as it's out and. yes. so this is a lot of people knew this is a lot of people knew this was coming. obviously, the democrats have lost the house and this is after last month . do and this is after last month. do you guys still think that her husband was attacked and it was a gay conspiracy pelosi on that story? even says, you know, the

democrats lost control of the lower which can happen given . lower which can happen given. the inaction . why did i mean, the inaction. why did i mean, what happened ? the midterms, by what happened? the midterms, by the way, i don't know if you want to talk but deflecting from my question by the what was the question the question do you question the question was do you think still following it think she's still following it the why? you the posting? why? what do you think well it just it think happened? well it just it wasn't weren't was wasn't they weren't there was proven in this gay proven they weren't in this gay lover that went lover conspiracy that went out straight and everybody straight away and everybody seemed to. but also i never seemed to. but it also i never said that i even the said that i even say on the show, i let say that it means you the media out and said you the media came out and said oh, guys, this a oh, this guys, this guy's a trump, you know, he's a maga patriot and he, you know, attacked. to attack attacked. he wanted to attack nancy but that guy made nancy pelosi. but that guy made him you in a him jewellery. you lived in a yeah, yeah, this is a little yeah, but yeah, this is a little insane. wasn't you insane. the window he wasn't you know made his if you look at know we made his if you look at his stuff he got more and more like converted over the years closer to the truth call it closer to the truth we call it just very briefly just briefly because stepping because nancy pelosi stepping down legacy be, if down what will her legacy be, if any? it be good work in any? will it be good work in tiananmen square? will it be tearing some speech like a

tearing up some speech like a sort of partisan ? what sort of very partisan? what do you i'm going guess you think? i'm going to guess you think? i'm going to guess you oversaw in politics you oversaw period in politics where where american politics became divisive and the country really divided . and i know, you really divided. and i know, you know, there are other people such contributing to such as trump contributing to that know, she that. but, you know, she certainly certainly didn't certainly she certainly didn't help the help and, you know, the rhetoric, horror and rhetoric, the horror and democrats of that era. yeah. because supposed to a because she was supposed to be a bit moderate than the bit more moderate than the so—called squad of ilhan omar. all she never really brought all but she never really brought them centre. let the them back to the centre. let the party incredibly and party become incredibly far and that by biden. that was a big mistake by biden. by that was a big mistake by biden. by absolutely. all by pelosi. absolutely. all right. and an event right. fridays and an event about culture has been about cancel culture has been cancelled in some inception. cancelled in some of inception. russian nightmare of russian doll nightmare of wokeness leo. so conference which aimed to highlight opposition to cancel culture has itself been cancelled after venue staff to work at the event as a march. so this is speakers the education and not indoctrination that's the name of event as they plan to claim the woke ideology is taking over schools and universities the eventin schools and universities the event in civic house in glasgow on unfortunately woke on saturday. unfortunately woke ideology also taken over. ideology is also taken over. civic hosts, host pulled civic hosts, civic host pulled

the event. i was actually up to twitter to try and find a new for them. they have found a new venue, but the reason the civic house staff members said they can have it was they said some of the topics would be offensive to staff members . i think more to staff members. i think more of the q than the lgb and so for example the ghost wheaton who's a sociology lecturer who who claimed it's biologically for people to change sex but that's just scientifically accurate. you can change gender a panel that's a made up thing but you can't change homelessness and claimed it is biological, not a claim. yes stacey wright claiming gravity exists does a few things dodgy about the claiming they claim that frank faludi is now a right wing libertarian. he's the guy behind spiked he's marxist as far as i know. i met him briefly at the battle of ideas. he's perceived by people as libertarian, by some people as a libertarian, but i wouldn't even say he's like nailed on fact. so like a nailed on fact. so i don't really. the whole article after yeah, absolutely but don't really. the whole article amean yeah, absolutely but don't really. the whole article amean in yeah, absolutely but don't really. the whole article amean in myah, absolutely but don't really. the whole article amean in my experienceely but don't really. the whole article amean in my experience of but don't really. the whole article amean in my experience of this i mean in my experience of this

obviously, know, obviously, you know, a performing family there performing glasgow family there and a performed and stuff and a show i performed recently in glasgow was there, the to to pull it the venue to wanted to pull it of concerns from staff there is going to problematic. you know i was i was some sort of you know far right fascist the because as we all know you know the we all know the you know the third started as comedy third reich started as a comedy show that got out of hand and yeah, the staff wanted to pull it all he went ahead on the proviso there would be a steward there what was said there monitoring what was said on no crimes were on stage for no hate crimes were committed or any hate crimes. yeah lords is a comedy show i mean , do you have anything mean, do you have anything massive? yeah. no, i do think it's actually a bit more nuanced than. what you're saying in terms the end it, it terms of at the end of it, it seems like the actual venue themselves seem very much themselves seem to be very much trying look, there was trying to say, look, there was there was no to stop the event happening shut down happening or shut down discussion well, discussion of cancelling. well, no, no it's not it's not coming from it's they're from the top. it's they're literally won't have literally we won't have the workers able to do the workers to be able to do the event. so it's whether they actually stand to their the people who work and say no people who work there and say no you have to do which is,

you have to do this, which is, of we're seeing a lot of of course, we're seeing a lot of companies publishing houses and whatnot. the point is that whatnot. but the point is that they're employees they're that it's the employees holding ransom. holding the company to ransom. we minimum wage blue we kind these minimum wage blue haired year curating haired 22 year olds curating what we're allowed to see on stage and read and books. it's an absolute nonsense they've got no to choose and i'm no right to choose and i'm talking about production how dare let's do friday's dare you let's do friday's guardian someone probably guardian and someone probably less worried about budget is less worried about the budget is bofis less worried about the budget is boris yeah johnson . boris johnson. yeah johnson. receive d £276,130 plus expenses received £276,130 plus expenses for a us his bus fare as well. yeah exact well actually you had the bus fare and then it seems like you took his family along. so that's 250 kids, heads of two the whole thing that so yeah was there in america he was supposedly meeting he enjoyed the hospitality of rupert murdoch and he's in america and yet the actual it seems like accommodation hospitality a value of about 11 grand and this

him going to montana. yes for a 30 minute speech and also a sort of meet and greet for 45 minutes. that's where he got like quarter of a million, essentially where as a poor old theresa may did a speech and she only go t £97,000. got it. well, only got £97,000. got it. well, losing what i don't get is why it's she's an open spot on the whole prime minister. so why is it news ? because boris is doing it news? because boris is doing this all the time. he did on the other day in new york. he got like $350,000. that's what we're going every time this is going to is every time this is his now, why he want his life. now, why did he want to back to be in prime to come back to be in prime minister need to make a nice bank because how is the only thing better money. i guess thing better than money. i guess it's symbolism. what it's in symbolism. what would make minister's make an a prime minister's salary? all the expenses you get as minister but in 30 as prime minister but in 30 minutes, it's absolutely incredible at incredible i was astonished at these tony blair tony these i know tony blair tony blair get kind of blair and bill get get kind of fees. you know, they were fees. but, you know, they were in a lot longer. and in power for a lot longer. and i bet not doing original bet he's not even doing original material. nicking lot material. right. nicking a lot of probably. all right. of ricci's probably. all right. so let's do friday's times and a mysterious rise in cardiac arrest . the pandemic started.

arrest. the pandemic started. what could that be, leo? yeah mysterious paramedics are investigating a mysterious and marked rise in fatal cardiac arrest among scots since the start the coronavirus pandemic. so apparently the poorest households, 10% of them, are surviving a cardiac arrest. but people who had a more expensive people who had a more expensive people from the from more affluent households are only 8% of them. now the ones in the affluent ones, the ones who indoor plumbing , all the credit indoor plumbing, all the credit card relative, they've got cutlery shoes. that's right. that's but this is obviously nothing to do with the vaccine. why why would you think that? i don't think that women have very, very clear the vaccine is safe and effective just. well mean is that evidence that mean what is that evidence that more people took their took the vaccine is that i mean you could argue that it could be the evidence to be right here. well thatis evidence to be right here. well that is not saying if what you're saying and steyn. you're saying and mark steyn. but i'm just saying that it

could be other reasons that could be other reasons that could the routes could have. i know that ambulances of going a crisis in terms of the number of people you know the hospital could closer to areas . oh could be closer to areas. oh yeah hospitals are notoriously so important is that i just want to know can you get vaccinated against sudden cardiac arrest that's what i want to get back working okay well also working on that. okay well also there's defibrillators there's something defibrillators having a big impact the survival rate i certainly see someone like dying during covid and then someone's like, oh, i'll get i've got to do mouth to mouth. wait a minute. i'll them down and no and then so trying to think through the muscle. so social distancing was actually cited and then the cited as a reason. and then the other reason we can speculate on that definitely didn't happen, but . shall we go but anything else. shall we go with break ? no, just go . you with the break? no, just go. you know, watch out, eat less fried stuff. okay good. that's all the parts to all 40, but no flipping because. after the break, we'll because. after the break, we'll be talking about women's football, the use of blackface and be those are totally and to be those are totally separate stories. so even 2

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welcome back , headliners. i'm welcome back, headliners. i'm david hicks and i'm still here with, leo kearse and josh howie. but i've run out of jokes about them, sadly. so let's go back on friday's telegraph and charlize theron has criticised her mother tongue , not her mother's tongue tongue, not her mother's tongue tongue, not her mother's tongue to be clear, talking charlize theron under fire for mocking her native afrikaans , if you her native afrikaans, if you will as a dying language . i'm will as a dying language. i'm from south africa . yeah, if you. from south africa. yeah, if you. but you're allowed do it. yeah you lots. yeah exactly what can say and that's kind of why she's attacked in way ways now that's . why thought it was . partly why she thought it was okay attack it because okay to attack it is because that dutch settlers, it. anyone else was funny else you thought was quite funny this so she basically said on the podcast there's only 44 people speaking africa and people still speaking africa and there's a there's more than

that. i think it's a couple of or whatever. it's the third most spoken language behind the that's probably racist mean mispronouncing as zulu . it's how mispronouncing as zulu. it's how you said the funny thing is the person who's sort of speaking out about so charlize theron is a guy called tim theron who is a south african. so basically probably her dad has called her out . that's how small the out. that's how small the community probably is, as they're all called. theron yeah , and she's. guy we're extremely proud of her and everything's touchy, but we're very proud of our diverse city. yeah, i don't think that diverse. yeah, it's not the same surname my language is , you know, when people try is, you know, when people try and revive ridiculous dead languages gaelic in languages like gaelic in scotland which the only i know we speaks that is scottish. lynne and far she only speaks ganc lynne and far she only speaks gaelic but completely gaelic but but is completely pointless. it puts up barriers between because you can't communicate and. communication is you know is what integrated people so we should all just speak english because it's the best language to some

best language it's way to some languages okay afrikaans languages are okay too afrikaans apparently not because apparently although not because it's been a backlash welsh it's been a backlash but welsh is can't attack welsh it's is you can't attack welsh it's all along with i would think the rules are you're not allowed you will accept white people but not with it's different. let's just get on to the welsh because it's mostly friday and the welsh are taking a stand by changing name of a mountain to something no one can pronounce live. yes so moon snowdon , which think is moon snowdon, which i think is the mountain in wales the highest mountain in wales although ben although not as high as ben nevis , which much better nevis, which is a much better mountain is in scotland mountain and is in scotland they're the name they're going to change the name of mount snowdon after those. and despite those and people saying stupid petition. saying this stupid petition. so they're to they're going to change it to like welsh weird for like a welsh name. weird for well i don't says it's called offer you to decide on what it's going to be called. this will all in the south then so places are going to be in retreat really really it's nobody's going to be able to put this in the satnav is going to destroy the satnav is going to destroy the welsh tourist business. we've got to be careful last time for saying how you

pronounce flight. well, you know, think. yeah but know, you try i think. yeah but he it so badly come. he said it so badly he'd come. he didn't a word with me. so he didn't say a word with me. so what is out of wales? sound what is out of wales? you sound like welsh bump instead like an old welsh bump instead of instead . of wherever. but of instead. of wherever. but this is mine. this this is more of a parochial this, you know, popping up of a parochial this, you know, popping up in it's in scotland and also also wales in cornwall places like that it's like man, just just accept that you're basically you're part of the kingdom and just grew up with it and they're not going to do it. stop such a petty little englander. but in about ten years, we'll all be speaking separately. britain. separately. is in britain. it's matt, what do you matt, isn't it? what do you think? just will britain exist? no but there is a nice no no. yes, but there is a nice bit the end where it says the bit at the end where it says the national party will still be legally use the legally obliged to use both the welsh and english ha ha welsh and english names. ha ha ha . so the. well, that sounds ha ha. so the. well, that sounds like a win . sounds like a like a win. sounds like a transitional. well no, don't. yeah, it's. well cancel culture gone mad. yeah la times now and french people are getting annoyed about something related to their language so like them.

oh well carry on your run of sensible xenophobia french voice and good rise of from les tourists . so obviously they're tourists. so obviously they're a bit touchy about anybody using but i'm actually very insulting to hear luis mess on a vu la group's president who basically of this obvious quality liberty whatever who's all precious about french language . he said about french language. he said the anglo american language is not only what the anglo american language mean, it's called engush. language mean, it's called english . well, you pass like an english. well, you pass like an inqu english. well, you pass like an insult right there. that's for me. it's like, oh, i'm going to stand for that. i'm referring to this in neath where you've had a mixture, they said, i love names in you've had a mixture in history. you've had a mixture between had the english between you've had the english influence. so yeah, that is actually tradition. actually part of that tradition. and got the french and also we've got the french influence, we use of influence, we use loads of french words, french fries, both those french or some those words are french or some nehhen those words are french or some neither. so watson to question again but you would call ludicrous thrust on you genuine

one you've name that we like france don't abuse but we use france don't abuse but we use france as well. but we don't say let's call it i'll say it, paris, do it. our pen pal, disneyland paris yeah, i used that the other day so much. and also we take not just the words, but we take that albanians. what are they crying about ? come but we take that albanians. what are they crying about? come on. but they're very upset because now they're saying it's la pressing for dry cleaners and la parking for car park and net. so. and they so they've actually got a special committee because the olympic games are in 2024 and they're really afraid there's going to be more anglo systems there. so for certain sports skateboarding , whatever, sports skateboarding, whatever, they're trying to devise special little french words for, you know, like 360, i don't know what they're going to call it, like the grand royal or whatever cheesei like the grand royal or whatever cheese i might move on because that story's a little boring. so fridays they email us a story about my favourite sport when it's played by manly . yes, it's played by manly. yes, a women football are at increased risk of injury.

women football are at increased risk of injury . they play women football are at increased risk of injury. they play in boots designed for which means they are football . they're not they are football. they're not going to in wales, but female players are apparently for six times more likely to suffer anterior cruciate ligament injury than men. but i just want to know how does the ligament nor the so unless they've announced written their pronouns on their the boot so they should just like the smaller sizes just get like the smaller sizes rather than stop playing in men's boots. that's a really idea. yeah get like a smaller size. yeah. because women are smaller strapping up, they're falling out of their. yeah. it's about the gradual evolution, the women's game. so there's this thing too that they're going to struggle with. is because struggle with. head is because head of delete head does have more of a delete or possible that word is or it's possible if that word is in deleterious impact on women than and so always kind of than and so on always kind of thing. now it's to be thing. now it's going to be boots i saying here, it's boots as i saying here, it's to do with traction of women's do with the traction of women's football the are football so the boots are designed because designed for men because you need certain attraction to need certain high attraction to generate it's generate the power, but it's actually traction. you actually higher traction. you need women's routes. what need women's routes. that's what it's do with now. it's all to do with now. i thought it was the other way. i thought it was the other way. i

thought was high thought the traction was high because a lot of because because you a lot of traction for men because for women less but but but for women because their are because they their bodies are different. there's actually interesting different. there's actually interestirwomen. it's about invisible women. it's about how all things are all these things that are designed men for men like, designed men and for men like, you and and you know, cars and whatnot and the seat all have had this the seat belts all have had this very deleterious impact women very deleterious impact on women through interest. and through the of interest. and well, insane because well, is it it is insane because you realise how these you don't realise how these physical have made physical differences have made an impact and this is one of them the other one is just get resolved by by transgender players just taking the sport. that's the hope is the hope. i still fully won't watch but i, i recognise it's right exist. yeah. the now is big of you. but yeah yeah. no i'm not as bad as people think i think women's sport should be to happen. yeah. yeah, i'm pretty. you are such a libertarian. you should be ambassador for qatar . libertarian. you should be ambassador for qatar. thank you very much. so golf gary neville the metro now and david baddiel has apologised to jason just 25 years . well technically he has years. well technically he has actually apologised before. this is for an impersonation that he

did on fantasy football league where. he used to dress, i had a ball, he had this pineapple, he said they took it, they did this big impressive and did blackface. this is 25 years ago and he's apologised in the past. but this is the first time and this is actually shown this documentary that's coming out this week called account, which is based his book, is an is based on his book, is an excellent book and he excellent book and where he actually sort of and he basically apologised in the flesh for the first time and he says him jason he says, look my first question is why has it taken you 25 years? and he says, look, he says that i'm shamed i'm awkward, that's fair. and also, it's his own experience . i also, it's his own experience. i know you always talk about this, but his own experience is he started putting his jewishness forward being i would say forward and being i would say a victim race and being subjected to racist abuse that's given him a new where he can go look back at his own actions and go what we did was messed up. but the take josh, wouldn't it be that now he wants to virtue signal on twitter but he does want any

weeks most people think he's actually signalling on it. he's calling anti—semitism. no, no, not from far left. not specifically from far left. i know. but point is. look, i know. but my point is. look, i know david, mr. beadle , you know david, mr. beadle, you know, not the world. this is. you see what i'm saying is that dunng you see what i'm saying is that during the whole, like, corbyn era , david beadle was fighting era, david beadle was fighting and this was became a big deal, partly through corbynites using this as like, well, you can't say anything about racism . look say anything about racism. look at you being racist. do you say anything about racism. look at you being racist . do you see at you being racist. do you see what i mean? that's what they. and it's come all from the far left. the thing is, i mean, he can say about racism because this is him being racist. yeah, but that's like saying you can't talk about different form talk about a different form racism. something five racism. he did something five years ago that was wrong that is apology that doesn't mean he apology for that doesn't mean he can't waste fred come can't waste fred hasn't come back and on their he can't tolerate waste. no don't worry it's been 25 minutes fred west that's exactly what he is. no, it's a person who has been subjected to racism , talking subjected to racism, talking about towards his own about racism towards his own ethnicity. you know what i

realise racism was bad without being subjected it. well, i never blacked out purple to be really funny. i'm not saying for a second david video has an experience antisemitism from sort of not on online obviously i'm sure he has it. i think people get a bit annoyed when it's when it's little britain, whoever it is, when they're whoever it is, when they they're not themselves, not spotless people themselves, but to sort lecture but they like to sort of lecture people twitter and things people on on twitter and things like that. that's what it is though i'm not by any means condoning these. what? look, he was admits it's was a sketch. he admits it's wrong. apologised now wrong. he's apologised and now he's in he's apologised him in the flesh. think wrong what flesh. i think it was wrong what he that's argument that he did. that's argument that there a different time and there was a different time and all was 25 years ago. all that stuff was 25 years ago. it was nullify his arguments now that very valid in the book that are very valid in the book jews don't count i think is excellent and just because excellent book and just because of thing happened 25 of this thing that happened 25 years ago and he uses that experience in the book to talk about through his arguments about work through his arguments , it's much bigger than just like, look, did something like, oh, look, he did something wrong. says wrong. so everything he says must now. no, that's must be wrong now. no, that's fair mean, it. a very fair as well. i mean, it. a very good show. i loved fantasy

football league, so at the time everyone i'm not comment football league, so at the time evewhether i'm not comment football league, so at the time evewhether it i'm not comment football league, so at the time evewhether it wasm not comment football league, so at the time evewhether it was okay comment football league, so at the time evewhether it was okay to»mment football league, so at the time evewhether it was okay to do nent on whether it was okay to do blackface it was generally blackface but it was generally it very show you it was a very funny show you guys football fans so you guys on football fans so you probably weren't bothered because it was funny. yeah, it was football. i don't was like football. i don't understand that's how understand any of it. that's how good thought that good i generally thought that there used to a there was a guy used to have a pineapple. all right well, i think we've dealt with that story and you know, we almost had fight, but then got had a fight, but then we got through it. get away. that's it for fight. yeah, go for boss fight. yeah, don't go away. the break away. because after the break we'll about a man who we'll be talking about a man who came back from the dead and another man who made himself taller. it's leo kearse. taller. and it's not leo kearse. see in a minute

welcome back to the final of headliners. i'm nick dixon. i'm here with leo kearse and josh howie, who like female footballers with the correct boots promised to give everything it all on everything and leave it all on the field in this final section. so it was a callback to earlier.

it friday's daily star it made friday's daily star a man managed to make himself man who managed to make himself taller , and it only cost 130 taller, and it only cost 130 grand. live yeah, i saved myself 130 grand just by being tall as tried that. but anyway, he's going through this. phil is going through this. phil is going excruciating going through this excruciating hundred an d £30,000 leg hundred and £30,000 leg lengthening procedure to grow just three inches and is his legs. so he was five foot six he was bored of being five foot six because women swiping left or whatever the direction is on tinder . so he went through this tinder. so he went through this you've never even seen the director a little? no whatever. but whatever it is that you people do. but yeah so it is femurs broken lengthened and it tookit femurs broken lengthened and it took it took a lot of time was very painful cost a lot of money. why did they just lie on tinder? no, no, this wasn't that. he's married . is he that. he's married. is he married? he's married. that's what? says a painter is what? it says a painter is married he's only is. nobody married and he's only is. nobody says my wife worried about wasn't , was worried wasn't worried, was more worried about and she like about than i was. and she like me, way i of course. me, the way i was, of course. why wouldn't she? but it's like, why would you do it if you're married? look, i'm bored with,

you know. well, i just married? look, i'm bored with, you trials well, i just married? look, i'm bored with, you trials onzll, i just married? look, i'm bored with, you trials on thing i just married? look, i'm bored with, you trials on thing thenit married? look, i'm bored with, you trials on thing then you had trials on thing but then you say nice. what's the point say i'm nice. what's the point i'm married. my wife . we've got i'm married. my wife. we've got a lot of kids. there's no way she leave me so know they she can leave me so know they can trust my with five kids. yeah no , two kids. that's all yeah no, two kids. that's all i'm saying. two kids. but she's trapped. my wife is properly travelled. they never. you think they're trapped and he means in they're trapped and he means in the basement. it. was it the the basement. was it. was it the hair, the height or with your dad, with boy? he's tall, but is bald. that's of the. i'm bald. i see. that's of the. i'm going up this guy. going to stick up for this guy. i he's a legend. men do i think he's a legend. men do struggle with this. you know, women. so a lot of men have got no problems. there was that book by made a out nor by who was i've made a out nor vincent this called vincent who did this called self—made she pretended self—made man. she pretended be a she's going be easy a man and she's going to be easy who's so hard and horrific but she's got the press. she even killed because actually killed us all because actually now which is very like to now which is very male like to it's very hard being masculine it's very hard being a masculine and fascism. i can't and this height fascism. i can't even to next leo even stand to next leo in a photo now, but off the internet goes oh next looks tiny. goes oh next time he looks tiny. i'm decent. might. i'm perfectly decent. i might. i nine and a half i suspect nine

respectable boys respectable i mean i don't do some go to you you go you know you're really strange and for that you come to how nasty you be. now this is what i'm talking men's stuff of this. and i went on a date lined up once with a girl actually match which is like she subtly went, how tall are you? and i was like, why are we going in a fairground? right? that's true. that a comedy. so i also did that is a comedy. so i also did do it and she like seven. it's just women height and just women whatever height and i just women whatever height and i just this guy, gone just think this guy, he's gone out there he's claiming in out there and he's claiming in the story. i wasn't that bothered about but i just bothered about it, but i just did yeah, well, you spent did it. yeah, well, you spent 230 of he was 230 grand. of course he was bothered, but it's fair bothered, but i think it's fair because oppressed because it men are oppressed about height and her and life. i agree with them well and agree with them as well and pretty always men are the pretty much always men are the most oppressed people. do most oppressed people. what do you about? it. thank you. you think about? it. thank you. well, man well, that's the point, man agreed but to agreed on that tonight. but to be like, you know, all you be fair like, you know, all you need do to be tall, mean a need to do to be tall, mean a little bit genetics but also having parents you having good parents to feed you properly, is that what it is? that's all. that's all it is.

also you just wear high also why do you just wear high heels? how tall you? heels? why? how tall are you? leo just clarify for the leo just to clarify for the internet tall you? i was internet how tall are you? i was six six. i'm sometimes six six foot six. i'm sometimes six foot no, because i've got foot five. no, because i've got male. right. so leo six, six and he stands up straight guy. so i actually he just i actually am very tall. he just i guess forces if stood still. guess i forces if i stood still. you sign up for this, you still sign up for this, right? yeah. i think we've that story i shall at it. so what story and i shall at it. so what i just want to say that he's he's going to be all proportion now. up of him. now. i mean up ahead of him. yeah. he's just going now. i mean up ahead of him. yeah. he'sjust going these yeah. he's just going to these really long legs and it's going to weird. with to look weird. yeah. with a short and short little tongue, legs and leg, tiny little arms like a t rex. i think it's really reverse the him three the wrong. it took him three months. a millimetre months. he grows a millimetre every with what. like every day. yeah. with what. like they sort they separate and then it sort of goes then you're of goes and then you're bedridden. like yeah. bedridden. you can't, like yeah. probably working bedridden. you can't, like yeah. probehome. working bedridden. you can't, like yeah. probehome. actually, working bedridden. you can't, like yeah. probehome. actually, it'sirking bedridden. you can't, like yeah. probehome. actually, it'sirkgood from home. actually, it's a good thing to do during lockdown. yeah you're looking well. yeah wow, you're looking well. the to you the producers trying to get you to do want to to stand up. leo, do you want to stand the podium? see? look, stand on the podium? see? look, i that. that i told you that. let me. that wide shot. he's. if you go wide shot. oh, he's. if you go that he hasn't even that way, he just hasn't even get into it. yeah. they've the camera. exactly please. that get into it. yeah. they've the came|no exactly please. that get into it. yeah. they've the came|no context, lease. that get into it. yeah. they've the came|no context, leaswhenit

gives no context, but when you were there, when it was you come in it's not. nick, do in week. it's not. nick, why do you you look at you stand up? oh, you look at look. he's of the look. he's look, he's out of the whole the. come on. i'm whole look at the. come on. i'm glad i was wearing trousers like last time was destroying a last time i was destroying a japanese. cute, big . japanese. he's cute, she's big. all let's move on all right, let's. let's move on to absolute legend to the metro and absolute legend that has banned electricity in his house . josh yeah, that bans his house. josh yeah, that bans electricity , makes family, wear electricity, makes family, wear head torches , only uses heating head torches, only uses heating once week . this a guy called once a week. this a guy called shaved. once a week. this a guy called shaved . todorov obviously the shaved. todorov obviously the same today. i've dated all of and obviously we all going for a cost of living crisis bills have gone up and got a wife not for much i imagine. murder 49 and the kids theo 14 and nicole, 20. so that's some of the stuff that he's i don't understand. what's the point of turning on his heating just for one day a week? like what's to do? just going to say you can throw up and then use. yeah, but you're not you can't long to heat

can't have long to heat for a week. yeah, but it's going to go you can enjoy that. so it's just a where you can like a day of day where you can like take clothes and have take your clothes off and have a shower not be free. okay you shower and not be free. okay you know a cycle logical know what? it's a cycle logical so you can keep going. so you can keep them going. they're complaining. get they're complaining. just get through. and through. they don't know. and then, torches then, yeah, they wear torches on then, yeah, they wear torches on the torches cost £8, the head. those torches cost £8, 48 is his wife's a yoga 48 and this is his wife's a yoga teacher now , yoga teachers earn teacher now, yoga teachers earn some money . and this they live some money. and this they live in the barn in london that they're making some money from that. i think this is definitely a it a bit of a part time job a it is a bit of a part time job yoga sometimes. no, no, a it is a bit of a part time job yknow sometimes. no, no, a it is a bit of a part time job yknow some sometimes. no, no, a it is a bit of a part time job yknow some yogaetimes. no, no, a it is a bit of a part time job yknow some yoga teachers 0, no, a it is a bit of a part time job yknow some yoga teachers break i know some yoga teachers break in. i like this guy. i in. okay i like this guy. i think he's a total legend. it's such british not such a british thing. not telling i've done it telling on me. and i've done it this i've looked how this year. i've looked like how late do it every but late can i do it every year? but this would tell, this year i would even tell, hang once i take a provider, hang on. once i take a provider, sign it. obviously how i sign it. obviously that's how i grew my house that when grew up in my house that when i was younger, you know is would be your would be screaming. your dad would be like running around like on a jumper running around on windows. yeah, on the of the windows. yeah, yeah, i think it's a yeah, yeah. i think it's a british private that's going out. chucking british private that's going out. we were just chuckin british private that's going out. we were jlbuildjckin into the fire to build different. well, is the different. well, this is the normal. i mean he's obviously a man they

man because other women, they only on only share this post on instagram being a big climate change we to change people are we need to save planet and stuff and save the planet and stuff and then a little lights then you leave a little lights so and leave windows open so and leave the windows open with full blast. if with heating on full blast. if you to stop climate change, you want to stop climate change, just basic just teach women about the basic laws thermodynamics. laws of thermodynamics. how dare you? go. the you? okay, let's go. on the friday you speak the truth. and there's one who's ever there's only one man who's ever come from dead of come back from the dead of course. not this guy, course. but it's not this guy, leo. so there was the canoe leo. yeah so there was the canoe guy, guy is trying to do the guy, and guy is trying to do the same thing. he was so same sort of thing. he was so badly decided to badly in debt, he decided to fake death . it's not fake his own death. it's not rishi sunak. he ended up going viral social media by accident when he was filmed waking up inside open . i mean, if you inside his open. i mean, if you get a fake, you know , wait until get a fake, you know, wait until after the funeral to come back to life , start moving around. to life, start moving around. otherwise it does call the dosage of sleeping pills right ? dosage of sleeping pills right? yeah. yes, it comes, you know . yeah. yes, it comes, you know. it was a bit of a fracas. so this is this is a south jakarta, indonesia. and yeah, this , you indonesia. and yeah, this, you know, a legend trying to try to pull this off he's obviously didn't work going get you didn't work is going to get you in the video has in prison but the video has viral across they

viral all across asia if they can that that would ironically pay can that that would ironically pay their debt at least but pay for their debt at least but it's hired it's quite easy so they hired this ambulance with a casket and they said, we're going go they said, oh, we're going to go pick dead relative . and pick up our dead relative. and then they stopped then halfway there, they stopped over toilet, the toilet. and over the toilet, the toilet. and then kind just then the husband kind of just disappeared. and the driver was like, he's just gone. like, oh, okay, he's just gone. and they deliver body. and and then they deliver body. and then husband sort of woke then the husband sort of woke up. i then the husband sort of woke up.i yeah then the husband sort of woke up. i yeah why would you up. i mean, yeah why would you not just stay for a bit? yeah, just. just maybe not fall asleep. you might have been worried about missing the buffet. oh you want to do your own funeral? everyone wants to go their funeral. surely go to their own funeral. surely want oh, yes. it want to see what? oh, yes. it turns . know if anybody turns turns out. know if anybody turns up ? well, the speeches are up? well, the speeches are criticised. the all right. i think we smashed that one. let's do the mail for the story about sheep and i don't mean the ones who agree with lockdowns and get the just onset . yeah the vaccine just the onset. yeah well the flock i sheep walk around the circle for 12 days without stopping on a chicken farm so this could well be some

new diseases come out china that that's we're going to be doing now it's gonna be the opposite a lockdown we're just going to be walking around circles this walking around in circles this is a northern this is a northern china this was filmed in inner mongolia and mrs. miao is that mrs. miao do you think. yeah. yeah, yeah. so she's of a cat person. yes basically, yes. some sheep started walking around and then kind of everybody joined and they didn't stop. the interesting thing is that it didn't affect other pens. so it was this one pen where it could be like some sort of social contagion . but there are also contagion. but there are also diseases that will affect certain of animals, brains certain parts of animals, brains and and will get and affects them and will get them to only move in one direction. it's also a defence mechanism against welshman , but mechanism against welshman, but this nice animals , sheep and this nice animals, sheep and fish and starlings , the because fish and starlings, the because they react to one another, they can form patterns is a theory i made up just now. well i'd like to eat some of this yummy sheep see what kind of impact it has. it might do a spiral to all. i

always do those . anyway, that always do those. anyway, that was an excellent one. let's do a quick story . the was an excellent one. let's do a quick story. the sun. was an excellent one. let's do a quick story . the sun. we've quick story. the sun. we've already had a man who came back from the now his show is back from the now his show is back from the now his show is back from the dead neighbours. neighbours are saying you remember calamity four months ago when it went off the screen skandia mate is being brought. yeah, that's great. except thank you. it's been brought back so it was on the air for 37 years. i couldn't believe that. but it's being brought back by amazon what amazon freeview. is that what amazon freeview. is that what amazon new? amazon prime's called new? no idea. well, the amazon idea. right well, the amazon freeview are it back. freeview are bringing it back. whoever going to be whoever are. so it's going to be on the. there's still on air in the. there's still prime as you know some. yeah maybe yes you're going maybe and yes you're going to have robinson hess have paul robinson and carl hess . come paul and toad fish . . come on, paul and toad fish. yeah. anything on this just. well it's only mean, well it's only the i mean, i think they're all a bit gutted because they were all off in hollywood making all these movies. so to be called back onto i think it's been onto ramsay's. i think it's been quite australia in quite hard on them. australia in street film has, street fighter, the film has, a great love. felt like great film, love. i felt like watching right, watching archie. all right, that's all for tonight, guys. i think thanks to leo and josh

tune tomorrow p.m. up next tune in tomorrow 11 pm. up next the and we'll see 11. the farage and we'll see 11. thanks, guys. good night .

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