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hello there. you're watching gb news. i'm bethany elsie. here to bnng news. i'm bethany elsie. here to bring you up to date the uk is boosting its support for ukraine a £50 million package of air defence aid . prime minister defence aid. prime minister rishi sunak confirmed the move dunng rishi sunak confirmed the move during an unannounced visit to kyiv earlier. he president volodymyr zelenskyy the uk will continue to stand with the country as fights to end russia's barbarous . your homes , russia's barbarous. your homes, your hospitals , your power your hospitals, your power stations are being destroyed by the air. so to help you defend yourselves are today providing new air defence support including 120 anti—aircraft guns
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radar and anti—drone equipment . radar and anti—drone equipment. we're extending our training . we're extending our training. the ukrainian armed forces to include specialist expertise , uk include specialist expertise, uk medics . and we are stepping up medics. and we are stepping up our support to help you through the cold winter ahead negotiate as it cop27 are nearing breakthrough deal for a new fund to help developing cope with the impacts of climate change. the money would 134 nations for damage caused by droughts, floods and, wildfires. with a final accord already more than a day overdue delegates all still to reach an agreement. the european union's climate policy says ministers from the bloc are prepared to walk away . the deal prepared to walk away. the deal is not ambitious. the chief executive of rochdale borough wide has been sacked after a two year old boy died . prolonged year old boy died. prolonged exposure to mould. an inquest
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heard the parents of our shark had made numerous complaints to the council but were told simply paint over it. the council has said it was no longer tenable for gareth's war break to stay on the government says the board still has questions answer. on the government says the board still has questions answer . a still has questions answer. a man being held an immigration centre in kent has died. the home office says . he arrived in home office says. he arrived in the uk after crossing channel in a small boat last week and he took ill at manston centre yesterday . the facility has come yesterday. the facility has come under scrutiny for poor conditions and in recent weeks . conditions and in recent weeks. a post—mortem will take place to his cause of death and fifa's president has defended the decision to host the world cup in qatar and accused the west of hypocrisy . gianni infantino is hypocrisy. gianni infantino is comments follow heavy criticism doha's treatment of migrant workers and lgbtq people . he workers and lgbtq people. he says he's compassionate towards all groups and said european
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countries have lot to answer for. i think for what we europeans been doing in the last 3000 years around the world we should be apologising for the next 3000 years before europe to date on tv, online and dab+ radio. this is tv news. it's time for headliners . time for headliners. hello and welcome , headliners. hello and welcome, headliners. i'm steven allen, joining tonight is the comedic heavyweights miriam alia and the heavyweights miriam alia and the heavyweights . lewis schafer heavyweights. lewis schafer let's have a quick scan at sun is made the headlines before we take a closer and let's take a look at tomorrow's front pages . look at tomorrow's front pages. we start with the telegraph the sunday telegraph has a highly we want to cut tax before election
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. the observer starmer will lords to restore trust in politics. the sunday times britain mulls swiss style ties brussels the express . shameless brussels the express. shameless fifa boss qatar over human rights record and brands west racist the sun on sunday stars jungle boy george quit threat and to the daily star sunday fifa boss dribbles on and on infamy infamy you've all got it infamy infamy you've all got it infamy and those are your front . get infamy and those are your front. get as you go they express what are they focusing on they are focusing on the fifa boss gianni infantino infantino infantino who basically has gone into a really long rant branding the west as and that we we've been racist 3000 years and we've got
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3000 years to apologise for a racist this . of takes as long to racist this. of takes as long to apologise as it does do a thing as well even that load my 3000 is we have to go by the feeling like i am like gullible racist. those are very aussie sleep it i didn't have to do that because my ancestry is immigrants so now you bring that up just because you bring that up just because you want to this is obviously another it's another kind of woke fad isn't it. of self harm but it's also not the only thing he had declare as well. the interesting clips. yeah. so it's about the boos at qatar they've they basically did a u—turn at they basically did a u—turn at the last minute and said to everyone that they couldn't dnnkin everyone that they couldn't drink in the stadium . and drink in the stadium. and obviously the fans really about that. but to be to be fair even handedin that. but to be to be fair even handed in all the european
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stadiums they can't drink ehhen stadiums they can't drink either. so it's just a three hour game. that's where he's but then obviously that's of course, quite, quite a little. yes amongst drinkers. and up until two days ago, the were in place that they would be places where you could drink budweiser that's your particular thing but and the fact that there was a u—turn on it before. yeah. and also the other thing is that they they , other thing is that they they, they, they don't tolerate lgbtq players both i think it's all so even though the head of fifa has come saying no, no, it's fine. you should you should all come down. it's fine. it's obviously fine that he didn't is everything i think he said all the things didn't he said i'm gay a white guys he basically that was the funny bit you weren't you know i am i'm a woman. i'm i'm all these oppress. oh, i but i and i agree with him because we all he wanted to feel he was feeling he was saying it because he had red hair. and that's a that's a know yeah he had red hair in
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switzerland which is in some way which maybe it's because the mountains there, the wind blows his red handmade embarrassed him and he was but the thing is i mean they're saying but the tournament's go ahead tournament's going to go ahead i mean they know that the homosexual punishable by homosexual act is punishable by you know flogging and stuff in countries but they'll still go ahead tournament when ahead with the tournament when they will go ahead kind of they say will go ahead kind of lip service it the most lip service to it is the most important thing this business important thing in this business is that it's the cup it's not the qatar it's not the cup of beer cup , it's the world cup . it beer cup, it's the world cup. it doesn't it doesn't matter where it's being played, you know, you just just go there and you just play just just go there and you just play the game. you have a nice if you can. yeah that's is hard to get anything even if you do buy a drink in the place is like pounds for less than a pint in a northern this kicks in and go not teetotal then well . i not teetotal then well. i haven't lived in london very long. it's my only really sorry if you are lgbtq wouldn't go i didn't go. i just. i if you are lgbtq wouldn't go i didn't go. ijust. i don't if you are lgbtq wouldn't go i didn't go. i just. i don't know they. didn't go. i just. i don't know they . can just do didn't go. i just. i don't know they. can just do a
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didn't go. i just. i don't know they . can just do a u—turn like they. can just do a u—turn like that can they . oh we didn't, we that can they. oh we didn't, we didn't mean it's women all inclusive . louis, let's have a inclusive. louis, let's have a look at the telegraph. that's down the same route from their front page. well, do you want to know something is interesting about the telegraph. it's all that i love the telegraph. i didn't have to pay it didn't have to pay for it because much news it's because got so much news it's got the most news. not per got the most news. maybe not per the most news . it says it says the most news. it says it says that she sunak now oh a guy went to ukraine because he wanted to be like in the footsteps of bofis be like in the footsteps of boris johnson spent half of his time there i guess that was the only place he was like there was a big so you know you go you go with your loved and he went there and he said he's going to bnng there and he said he's going to bring them bring these money to fight the russians and keep and keep the war going. so we sold electricity . gas prices are high electricity. gas prices are high and people to yeah so they may lose the money of course yeah they make everybody's making out
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of he seems like a strong of it and he seems like a strong guy the flipside of what guy isn't the flipside of what you said opposite is you just said the opposite is that cheaper gas that we could get cheaper gas pnces that we could get cheaper gas prices root for putin. yeah prices if root for putin. yeah yeah yeah i thought there yeah yeah yeah i thought there might controversial take for might be controversial take for you no do you not want to you but no do you not want to know actually i'm not know what i actually i'm not saying i support putin, but i think that they've got a legitimate to those areas. as a matter of fact the crimea they a legitimate claim to because they in the first place from the crimea and back the day if you know your history when you announcing your tour of russia. i didn't you were working on those dates already. do know those dates already. do you know what.7 always two sides what.7 there's always two sides to as a person of to this story as as a person of my back am an my back because i am an immigrant that i'm double immigrant that i'm a double immigrant, my immigrant, you know, for my ancestors and coming here ancestors. and then coming here in same boat then in the same boat then i originally we moved to the same boat we were smarter because we went all the way to america . went all the way to america. guys got off early, was thrown up. you didn't pay the full price, but so that's that's that news mean speaking of immigrants is there was the first migrant
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death recorded at this detention centre where they're bringing all the people off the boats coming off the boat who are coming off the boat who are coming to britain. yeah. and this is a tragedy which i will try to make light of. this is a tragedy which i will try to make light of . yeah try to make light of. yeah a tragedy. but you have to keep in mind that thousands of are coming a day. 4000 people are coming a day. 4000 people are coming a day and people can can die. i hope i don't come across as being cruel and heartless. i am a horrible person. yeah, but it is kind of a risky thing to in a in a dinghy. in a dinghy you're going to get cold and they've travelled of course, from a warm country . yes. and from a warm country. yes. and they apparently they go to france then on the border france and then on the border there's like big shops that sell dinghies what's dinghies is actually what's happening. whatever is like happening. yeah whatever is like that should be a risky thing no. well, let me. yeah, no, it's risky. it shouldn't be a risky thing . be temporarily housed in thing. be temporarily housed in manston . well, no, of course . so manston. well, no, of course. so we don't know until they do the
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post mortem to see what the cause of death is , this is just cause of death is, this is just going to remain speculation . going to remain speculation. well, they're saying it's not an infectious. so it be right infectious. so it could be right thing. but you want to know something a lot infectious something a lot those infectious diseases another issue are diseases is another issue are not that infect chris not really that infect chris christie you back to anything that's on the front page before we go down. yeah and then for finally and finally they also talk the outrage of the fifa bosses slams as he slams the west and i mean that's that's all we do is he he says there's all we do is he he says there's a 3000 year history in europe. i mean, if you count etruscans, maybe but we don't count those people . i mean, basically people. i mean, basically basically it's about 20 if you count egypt part of europe, which i don't think we do how old is time. yeah would it so if we go back to 2000 gets us to christ d times then a thousand before that is it basically just like having a go at christian
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greece's, europe? is there anything okay. you're right. you're right. anything okay. you're right. you're right . what's on the you're right. what's on the front of the of everything and thought about that right. i that's why i said it so front of the observer is keir starmer saying that he will abolish the house of lords if. he comes into power . which can i personally power. which can i personally have bit sympathy with that. you know they're not elect elected. yeah. who are they why i mean argument is that it's a place where you can have expertise , where you can have expertise, can find someone who is good at something, put them in a place , something, put them in a place, they're involved in our political system, then does political system, but then does it we've got it particularly work? we've got a place full of people who don't turn yeah , well, no turn up and yeah, well, no expertise . in the commons. no, expertise. in the commons. no, that's well, no. yeah so yeah, that's well, no. yeah so yeah, that's his main, his main shtick at the moment. he will abolish the house of lords and rebrand politics and it makes people trust the system more and promote transparent . who is he promote transparent. who is he playing to by doing this ? i'm
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playing to by doing this? i'm asking you, steve. okay question well, i i'm glad you asked . i well, i i'm glad you asked. i think it's people who are sick of the elite getting their friends a gig for life. yeah. yeah. and not necessarily a left or right issue . it's people who or right issue. it's people who are slightly tied with the way that this political system works. the question then works. yeah the question then is, what you instead ? is, what do you have instead? and doesn't actually have an and he doesn't actually have an answer some answer to it. they speak to some experts come up with some experts and come up with some plans. all right. so they avoid that question. yeah. the thing you could be you replace it with could be equally bad as many workloads. yeah yeah, probably worse. that's i that's the way it. well it's i suppose am an anti royalist suppose i am an anti royalist which i'm sorry for the people out there in america. i'm an american hate hate it's american i can hate hate it's too i like the too strong word i just like the concept royal family you concept of a royal family you dislike and that's dislike i dislike and that's what i disliked originally the of if they're going to be of lords if they're going to be appointed or whatever from appointed it is or whatever from you know an ancestral but at the end of the day this country has the most radical system ever.
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where they can wear one one party gets elected boom, everything changes all across the country it's so centralised they can suddenly decide not to build housing, they can suddenly decide not to build housing , to build housing build housing, to build housing or to change the school system. so anything that slows the system down makes it more like an american system , which is an american system, which is much better . well, we can do much better. well, we can do like a 180 on tax plans without , even having an election , you , even having an election, you know. well, we have a prime minister that wasn't even elected . they're all they're all elected. they're all they're all not elected . but the point is not elected. but the point is exactly you point the you know, they had a system with the with kwasi kwarteng, whatever and the woman, name was, woman, whatever her name was, you know, liz truss and then suddenly a lot of people struggle with that make sure struggle with that to make sure there another prime minister there was another prime minister for all this . so for a while. all of this. so that week ago . can i say that was a week ago. can i say one it's not as if labour one thing? it's not as if labour has no one represented in the house of lords. made it seem like it's only the, you know, the tories who have appointed these horrible people but they've been appointed throughout time . yeah. and then
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throughout time. yeah. and then to the daily star they have a different take on that main story of the day. lewis well, you know what it is. i'm going tell you something. i don't read the daily star because. i'm too good it. you never read the good for it. you never read the daily star? i've never even seen a picture of the daily star. daily star? i've never even seen a picture of the daily star . oh, a picture of the daily star. oh, there's one up there. now, compare them to kenneth . yeah, i compare them to kenneth. yeah, i was going to say, are you aware of the carry on. do you get that from page. do . and you know, from page. i do. and you know, when this country, when i came to this country, i thought thought, know thought thought, you know what british of humour is so british sense of humour is so not funny. and the more i've stayed, shouldn't stayed, i shouldn't say this to the are listening. the the people are listening. the i think it the more i know think about it the more i know the people, the more the british people, the more i have total respect any artist making films in this country any stand comedian having to deal with british people they're the worst audiences ever tells you what you're in for. if you go see all of his gigs. yeah. so i do. and so basically, you know this is these are the most dangerous times in world we're talking know making talking about. you know making gay in and drinking at the world
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cup you're talking about what's going at this you know , i mean, going at this you know, i mean, i'm a celebrity. get it. get me out here . and they're talking out here. and they're talking about , you know, in films, lot about, you know, in films, lot of stuff. listen, it's for a break now. and in the next section , we open up the papers section, we open up the papers and dig right in with nuclear iran. nuclear poles and nuclear hancock. we'll see you .
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in two. welcome back to . headline. i'm welcome back to. headline. i'm steven allen. she's still mary amalia and she still schafer. so moving on to the observer. lewis and we may be out of here, but it seems like going to take a while longer to get the europe out of us. well, it's interesting. they didn't think about this when they decided leave, but, you know, they decided they don't decided to leave and they don't they european laws. they don't want european laws.
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and what guardian is and this is what the guardian is talking u.k. talking about, that uk. opposition . that's opposition parties. that's that's basically . and read that's basically. and read laboun that's basically. and read labour. well blue labour, those are the two opposition policy snp. we count those . that's snp. we count those. that's a different country up there . i different country up there. i say that i say that seriously is that they've they've said you can't you can't get rid of all the 4000 or more eu at one time. you can't just say we're getting rid of them. even though the people voted to get rid of those laws, they want laws kept. and that's that's what's that's what that's what's happened.the that's what that's what's happened. the scottish national is tabling 50 amendments to retain in the eu laws . okay, so retain in the eu laws. okay, so all these 4000 laws, if i listed them now, i think they're going to be pushed for time. they're hardly the ten commandments then. i don't know what these 4000 laws are. and i think anybody anybody does . and are anybody anybody does. and are there law? like, are there laws that if they took away there'd be people running around killing
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people laws. the eu says people. they laws. the eu says we can so now we can kill. we can kill so now we can kill. i law if don't run i think that law if don't run around killing is around killing people is probably what we're talking probably not what we're talking about so if that one still on the statute books think the statute books do you think we rid of the others and we can get rid of the others and probably others are probably most of the others are also statutes also still the statutes supporting health and supporting similar health and safety includes safety things. well, it includes things people's right to things like people's right to health care when you are like sick pay, maternity leave issues like that. do you like maternity leave paid maternity leave? i never got , but sure. so you've never got, but sure. so you've in favour of that law? well, you know, just wouldn't it would be much for these kind of more transparent because as we say, no one really knows what these 4000 laws and that's not for or against conservative pay. but i would love to know you know, is that not a risk scrapping things that not a risk scrapping things that you don't know what your scrapping that not just as risky as having something but you don't it be that don't know what it could be that some are people off some laws are kind people off red know and it could red tape you know and it could be restricting people it could be restricting people it could be some people say maybe this is the we the whole point we should we should you know engaging with
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should be you know engaging with it. a good it. right i think that's a good point. should we do? point. so what should we do? keep good scrap the keep the good ones, scrap the bad, but do we know which is bad, but how do we know which is the if because the good of the bad? if because the good of the bad? if because the is, this current way the thing is, this current way of doing the best is if they don't try and a law laws don't try and a law the laws would whereas could would just go. whereas could have at the laws have parliament look at the laws and a decision. have parliament look at the laws and keep a decision. have parliament look at the laws and keep it a decision. have parliament look at the laws and keep it or a decision. have parliament look at the laws and keep it or nota decision. have parliament look at the laws and keep it or not that:ision. have parliament look at the laws and keep it or not that would be you keep it or not that would be truly the better way all truly maybe the better way all the you agree with the uk the times you agree with the uk opposition parties. oh look, let's not waste a lot of that. bruce willis dead on sunday's independent . i'm starting to independent. i'm starting to think that. so tell it terry and regimes having nuclear weapons could be a bad idea. miriam nothing is the best ideas as long as they keep them a little lumpy . and yeah, it's. it's lumpy. and yeah, it's. it's awful . nuclear threat from iran awful. nuclear threat from iran is , more votes than any ever is, more votes than any ever before . so they have been before. so they have been investing massively in their nuclear program . many attempts nuclear program. many attempts to thwart it. yeah, many of our guysin to thwart it. yeah, many of our guys in the middle east . yes, guys in the middle east. yes,
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they are crazy crazy cleric in iran who are . yeah i've been iran who are. yeah i've been following a bit you know what they've been doing to the young women there at the moment. it's still up polling, but that's maybe away from from fact that they have nuclear weapons and are extremely unstable. so that's bad and kind of becoming the arms and if not dealers then suppliers because the drones in russia so you're worried loose you're often not worried about much . i am you're often not worried about much. i am this you're often not worried about much . i am this is one of those much. i am this is one of those things you can't be worried about because it's an inevitability. there's so inevitability. and there's so many about. and many things to worry about. and i it's an i think you're it's an inevitability and. the fact is, is they're complaining that is that they're complaining that the are sending drones to russia. steve but at the same time we're sending missiles to zelenskyy yeah so we're all profiting i mean that's why i'm against this because are the arms dealers of the world we should we should let these these give us the interesting thing is
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this guy that complained to james cleverly is complaining and he's a foreign secretary and we as english people as england is about to face iran in the cup in the opening game for us so here we are and we're about to play here we are and we're about to play them in a in a sporting the probably not going to use nukes dunng probably not going to use nukes during that though you know what you never know like like like miriam says they're a bit they're a bit kooky you never get it it's so how they take the do i know isn't it. you heard it here first on this show right . here first on this show right. yeah sunday's mail now and it's the vote that donald trump cares most about. lewis is about the but this is the daily mail writes . it's a big, big news is writes. it's a big, big news is thatis writes. it's a big, big news is that is elon musk. musk is just bought twitter he's the tesla . bought twitter he's the tesla. if i had to explain who he is and then he's bought twitter and he's paid a massive amount of twitter for twitter. and donald trump wasn't on twitter because they kick them off and he's
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running a poll where they're asking where elon musk is asking the people twitter, should we reinstate it donald trump , which reinstate it donald trump, which is which is exactly how speech should work is like just it up to people. yeah. you know it's i think it's absolutely it's just another attempt at attempt to successfully attempt for it by elon musk to get attention for his platform the guy is an amazing market marketeer and he's going to he's going to be paid much money for it. but it's too it's too late. now, we 44 billion for something that's worth about his his motto is vox i can't say in latin vox vox do it de here. okay meaning in latin the voice of the people is the voice of god . nice. not sure the voice of god. nice. not sure about that. i'm not sure that that's what that means. i think you've got it from. yeah. yeah. so 55% of people said that they, they would like to see donald trump back on twitter mean it was kind of funny when he was on
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it. oh yeah i mean i material yes yeah you know if he yes yeah you know even if he didn't like it at least was a laugh rather this laugh like but isn't rather this basically trolling basically elon's just trolling us these things us he's just doing these things just people go with us. it's about dairy and about time. all of dairy and bloody lefties. yeah the takeaway was, yeah, it's . yeah, takeaway was, yeah, it's. yeah, he's playing to the crowd . he he's playing to the crowd. he must be just sitting around all these lefties go, oh, i'm going to delete my interface. i don't think i won't be around paid speech. think i won't be around paid speech . he do you ever want hate speech. he do you ever want hate something , right. yeah. yeah, something, right. yeah. yeah, but don't think i don't think he's laughing i think he he spent 4 billion on something that's probably worth about a billion maybe. i think two or 3 billion. i think he just did it for the laugh like you he doesn't need using k i mean the stuff is he's like i know the real reason. what's the real reason. the real reason is he wanted to take some money, money out tesla. and if said, out of tesla. and if he said, i'd to take out $44 billion i'd like to take out $44 billion out stock would go out of tesla, the stock would go like plummet and so
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like what would plummet and so this is his way he's like in casino just got a pocket casino he's just got a pocket money in the casino and you have to stop by the gift shop and you buy overpriced buy completely overpriced pointless yeah you're , probably. pointless yeah you're, probably. right. | pointless yeah you're, probably. right. i don't know. have you been to a casino he's probably right the gift shop so take a look at. yeah yeah the sun i news where matt hancock might face a new trial when he comes of the jungle of being a tory mp, miriam yeah. so he be blocked from standing and because he's disgraced himself being on i'm a celebrity get me out of here , which is obviously out of here, which is obviously low culture problem, which is a crime crime in this country. the problem isn't the tv . sure the problem isn't the tv. sure the hanging. it's got a job right now. just imprison me public for two years and then had a party then did some really really dodgy stuff during covid, but he fell in love so yeah so it's no ihave fell in love so yeah so it's no i have a really forgiven him for all of that that complete
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insanity. well what we went through and. i think people are waking up it now. yeah and i'm fully prepared to talk about it and i really don't if he's i don't watch i'm a celebrity. get me out of here. i'm not even interested know we're too good to give. i just i mean you can watch it, but know , the idea watch it, but you know, the idea that i'd be angry at him for that i'd be angry at him for that is, you know , you get the that is, you know, you get the rough idea , they turn up, they, rough idea, they turn up, they, you know, they chat , you watch you know, they chat, you watch celebrities eat kangaroo's bottoms . he proves that you are bottoms. he proves that you are what you eat. yeah. exclusive point and boy george is on it as yeah also not with without a blemish on his track record . blemish on his track record. i've known him for a long time. no, he he. the difference is boy george only locked up one person he's hilarious he's so that was like the choice the closest thing he had was a thing that's just weird that's a joke . let's just weird that's a joke. let's finish this section with the sunday mirror lewis and you go
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to see these guys for advice what tony blair and i think tony blair and gordon brown. well seem to remember also they did horrible things they didn't they didn't luckily they kill me or my family. they like , unlike my family. they like, unlike matt hancock and those people. yeah. they didn't get right into my so they were busy bombing other countries you could see your grandma but but i don't know i'm not saying that tony blair the devil but i think he's very friendly the devil, you know, they had he's doing he's doing their bidding. yeah the devil's bidding he was for vaccine passports as well . yeah. vaccine passports as well. yeah. there's absolutely no . so you there's absolutely no. so you don't understand the point that . if anyone if keir starmer is going to get advice anyone he might go to one of the people who managed to win an because as we said earlier difficult to remember a prime minister who actually been a actually an election it's been a while prime minister while a labour prime minister but was yeah i probably think but i was yeah i probably think he's not asking him about which
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countries invade if that came countries to invade if that came up. blair is not the guy to ask but to an election might but how to win an election might have oh he might have some advice. oh he might have some advice. oh he might have some advice which is basically present yourself as being normal nice person. and being a normal nice person. and meanwhile, know, you're of meanwhile, you know, you're of the economic forum the world economic forum and wanting the world. wanting to take over the world. yeah, yeah, you're you're yeah, yeah, yeah. you're you're like, i might, i don't know, like, if i might, i don't know, i'm american . i don't know i'm an american. i don't know whether he's a raving . just whether he's a raving. i just know the people that he hangs out with today day. stephen are the worst people . what do they the worst people. what do they say? birds of feather flock together. i would i would like together. i would i would like to say that if tony blair wants to say that if tony blair wants to sue anyone and where would he get legal advice from? does he know qualified in know who's qualified in law? i would sure sue the would make sure you sue the guests the hosts. i has guests and not the hosts. i has no policy in saying thing no policy in saying the thing that's been that well, that's just been said that well, all comedy, i don't know what i'm talking about. obviously this these this is the first time these stories up where. you stories have come up where. you know, in the past you mentioned keir thinking getting keir starmer thinking getting advice there'd be advice how to win there'd be a laugh you're not going to win laugh oh you're not going to win but saying it's but the polls are saying it's looking pretty good right now.
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but keir starmer is but is that keir starmer is doing the that i think doing or is it the that i think person personally as non person personally as a as non relatively non—political person i think , i think the i think, i think the conservatives have done really bad job. they've basically had a counter , they had a revolution counter, they had a revolution with brexit it and instead of running with it, instead of being the party that the who are conservative want they basically you know when i heard when i heard that tony blair was back in the news , i thought to in the news, i thought to myself, you know what? i bet what's his name? richard sunak calling him up. you could see that happening? not really much of a difference, not much less , of a difference, not much less, actually a difference at all. get to pick the colour of your rosettes. they'll get the same policies. yeah, maybe should there is that. that's red and blue like. yeah right. oh well that's my thought. that's crystal. well that's all for part two. coming up after the break , kim jong un's daughter, break, kim jong un's daughter, who's probably also called kim. see you in a sec sec .
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welcome back to headliners. let's dive straight . the first let's dive straight. the first story in this section, miriam, in sunday's news, you have a very daddy daughter date. this so romantic . i think that's the so romantic. i think that's the only word i could think of to describe it. but. king kim jong un has taken his daughter a missile test north for her first pubuc missile test north for her first public appearance. key to that , public appearance. key to that, i mean, i could see maybe a fireworks display, but but a missile going off. fireworks display, but but a missile going off . he's very, missile going off. he's very, very secretive . i don't actually very secretive. i don't actually think her name i mean, her name's not really been released. there's in this article that guesses what her name probably is. yeah one name's work is it. yeah. obviously yeah. so apparently he has three kids. a
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boy, a girl and the third one. well, presumably hasn't chosen its gender yet . cubans club its gender yet. cubans club joke. but three kids, one of each one of these the so it will people are saying that that it's kind of a rite of passage in a he's showing the public that you know the future to his daughter right in some ways but we're not really sure. as i said, they're very secretive. yeah which is which is a beautiful sentiment. it's like so non sexist . that's it's like so non sexist. that's why we should stop being belligerent in north korea because they're not misogynistic . all the north koreans said he took a tic, took his daughter there. yeah, yeah that's right. yeah. so. so forgive them for everything else that they've done so far tonight. you've been pro and now you're pro. kim jong un. yeah. do you know what needs love in this world, baby if we gave him maybe we gave him the love, you know? i mean, we attacking iranians for their attacking the iranians for their drones and nukes and. north korea has missiles and nukes ,
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korea has missiles and nukes, kind of the same same thing, really . i mean, i hope from most really. i mean, i hope from most of the news says that they don't have the ability to send nukes very far. most of the things that they've attacked with their nukes are nearby high nukes are just nearby high waters i mean sure it's a waters i mean so be sure it's a fish probably think what why fish you probably think what why is this guy me? but at the is this guy hate me? but at the moment can't really moment he can't really attack anywhere joke from anywhere else it's an joke from . the 1960s or seventies it said that the russian we've got good news and bad news . the russians news and bad news. the russians are our babel susie russians have built a nuclear bomb the size of a suitcase . the good size of a suitcase. the good news is they can't build the suitcase , so they think that's suitcase, so they think that's like that's like korea, you know? yeah got it. they have a nuclear weapon. they could build, but it can't go very far . yeah. professional comedian schaffer, they tell a joke like it's like plastic. one that says made in north korea . the next made in north korea. the next story in, the observer, means that we've probably won all of our despots, that have daughters right now. louis this would make
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sense? i know. yeah. can i just put this and . just i want to put this and. just i want to tell if you tell people to, go to my go, go me on twitter because this story is about sex. i mean, you're really owning it. so do you know what i mean? i never have to have two sons or so i've been told told that they're my sons. one looks exact only like me . and the other one only like me. and the other one is a very, very good. but this. this isn't one of those typical articles in the guardian that talks about about this film just come out called charlotte's web , where welles acclaimed debut film aftersun . it's about a 12 film aftersun. it's about a 12 year old girl going on a road with her dad , and her dad's a with her dad, and her dad's a bumbling, kind buffoon, kind of a loser kind . it's one of those a loser kind. it's one of those things about, like, men are like that good a thing. i'm done with this culture. oh, my god . that's this culture. oh, my god. that's like, no, you know, that's the guardian that men are like, no, good. and so it's like, page, page, sexism of , sexism as how
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page, sexism of, sexism as how about men? generally speaking ? about men? generally speaking? all of them are just all incompetent to a woman they like with this in life , rubbish amber with this in life, rubbish amber heard and this is one five quid that you mentioned ever heard on another show? i mentioned it twice. so you get the truth is that women , men are all as bad that women, men are all as bad as each other , you know? yes. as each other, you know? yes. no, men are better. oh, we no, no men are better. oh, we swinging the pendulum but yeah. eulogising one group of people and telling the other group. yeah. so that they're pathetic is not a really truthful or helpful of looking at reality andifs helpful of looking at reality and it's also not true. yeah, it's not true . and the story it's not true. and the story they mention about how having daughters will make fathers less sexist , that's not true . do you sexist, that's not true. do you know this from personal experience ? i have a father who experience? i have a father who he's not this whole obsession with sexism in itself is kind with sexism in itself is kind with it's kind of like it's about kind of eulogising females as being all the time of this
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patriarchy which . yeah well patriarchy which. yeah well i guess we go into that, but i think that's kind of an ideology in itself can't stop me and i can't say that actually if i stopped going into reality i would be the patriarchy. yeah really? not really. is if, you know, you shut up movie you are right. no, but i think it's something that's been spoon fed me for my life is the idea sexism . and i think the sexism. and i think the realities of is not that so yeah but that's that kind of asian wisdom to see that yes . you're wisdom to see that yes. you're not that old. yeah yeah. imagine how much wisdom wisdom he's . how much wisdom wisdom he's. yeah but but miriam , steve, if yeah but but miriam, steve, if they use an example saying that they use an example saying that they looked at transcripts of a congressional and it said that that the men that the senators who are grilling a the head of the financial in america janet yellen that men who had children
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interrupt did the woman less if they had to if they had girls if they had to if they had girls if they had to if they had girls if they had daughters whereas the men who didn't have daughters kept interrupting females who were in that same position of power. did they? they interrupt men. i don't think we that men. i don't think that we that we how would you we allowed. so how would you know in the senate equal or know that in the senate equal or are trying to find are you just trying to find a rung just completely rung just to completely two wrongs right this wrongs don't make a right this it's doesn't make any sense it's it doesn't make any sense to me. no but here it fathers love they're like the kids. it doesn't matter if it's a girl . a doesn't matter if it's a girl. a boy. yeah. i've got two boys. well, you know . so you're now well, you know. so you're now less sexist towards . yeah, less sexist towards. yeah, actually, maybe yeah. thank heavens. actually, maybe yeah. thank heavens . it's not even like heavens. it's not even like i just think it's . yeah, well, just think it's. yeah, well, move on to this next story see what you make of this in the telegraph merriam did you get a guy badge for sexual consent lesson should be compulsory in schools says go guides go guys well i like brownies i don't
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know. yeah do you have a little i've got my sexual consent but but camping so i won't say. go go. it's a demanding medication secondary introduces compulsory cancer lessons because sexual harassment in schools has become so a coalition of women have have who spearheaded against this anti sexual violence thing which is part a lot to do with this smartphone thing we know with all sending each other whatever . yeah with all sending each other whatever. yeah which is not to the point. do you think it's a idea to have sexual consent lessons in schools ? yeah, i lessons in schools? yeah, i think so. yeah, i probably lose one to george because we're meant to have ever since. i know, considering my history i don't feel it appropriate for me to talk this, but i'm going to hold up a different address in a minute. is as they say , say it's
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minute. is as they say, say it's a problem, which is ofsted which is the office standards . of is the office standards. of wednesday as more of . i think wednesday as more of. i think can i just say that i that would it be tonight can i have consent to tell you i love you. oh yeah. oh my marriage is married . i can oh my marriage is married. i can make this. i'll bring it back to seriousness before you all have too much. whenever there's a story about, something happening. if someone gets attacked , people say, what can attacked, people say, what can you it isn't? answer you do? it isn't? the answer to the you lessons the what can you do? lessons school to about consent . school to teach about consent. that's exactly what the answer. that's exactly what the answer. that's this country is that's what world is divided into what this world is divided into groups want the state to take control over everyone . it's control over everyone. it's a bit condescending it sometimes it's let's let's have then you are teaching children so there is always an element of being condescending children maybe we should say. you're saying we should say. you're saying we should outlaw schools and i'm with you. but that was only i
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didn't say that saying we should not have a public school system. but i don't the way they but i don't know the way they were urgent action is were that urgent action is needed becomes rather needed now it becomes rather than let's see if we can talk about and let's see what happens when we do. okay. sunday times now and if you've been thinking about getting a sex change you might want to talk to your boss about it. lewis yeah, you. you should speak to the boss. well, i didn't know this, but there's lots of organisations that giving treatment funded for new gender dysphoria . there's a gender dysphoria. there's a benefit for this stonewall which is the which is kind of like the mafia, like very scary welcoming isn't it. it's well, stonewall stonewall started as an amazing idea in new york. i was just there in in york in july and they are actually they actually charge organisations by how good they are dealing with lgbtq fee, whatever it is people plus
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whatever it is people plus whatever is and they have a work site equal with the index. and this is one of the factors that they include. if if an organisation like like say hsbc offered this benefit they get higher up in the rankings right, i'm quite sure what that means. so they get it means they get money for a no, it means that the people say well this is a very it's virtue signalling it's avoiding lawsuits it's avoiding problems. it's saying look, we're good people, we this benefit. yeah it's this seems to benefit. yeah it's this seems to be directly also related to how much money that people give to stonewall that you actually to make a contribution to. i shouldn't discuss this because i'm across as being not a nice person by doing this but i think it's a lovely it's thank you it's a lovely it's thank you it's a lovely it's thank you it's a bit scary. okay i what i would say do you agree with that steve you not coming a nice person. i wouldn't worry about
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it i think it's a usp playing into it that you've been leaning it for a while now . oh yeah. it for a while now. oh yeah. look there are some of the some of the banks natwest mentioned , of the banks natwest mentioned, hsbc, which everyone likes , say, hsbc, which everyone likes, say, yes, i don't want to go wellness , but it's important realise i suppose they're being measured for offering to pay for something that's been requested . not trying to get more people to request it. does that make a difference . you. i yeah . suppose difference. you. i yeah. suppose so. i mean it's and they're adults and they're adults. so what private business does a benefit for their employees is none of our business. actually, that's true. okay but we could still fill another shop. so what about? that so good hsbc and we're not going to complain if they don't have if they if they decide to offer ten types of tea in their in their dining room . in their in their dining room. yeah. showing the little pens to the desk, though, that bothers me that's it for part three me and that's it for part three coming powerful we've got coming up in powerful we've got engush coming up in powerful we've got english fans who want english football fans who want to have a drink can get out we
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then tell them what they then can tell them what they have when they go to have to do when they go to jail in and we'll see you .
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in two oh one. welcome back to the final part, headliners. let's go out on a high we're certainly going to be going out. we know that much lewis sunday's mirror and you stop english football you can't stop english football fans can well fans doing what do best can well you can't stop them thinking about they love to drink because they're english people and these people drink and going people like to drink and going out they want to drink and like we like miriam said that we like miriam has said that that hours the game that 48 hours before the game qatar decided that weren't going to be drinking at the in the match and english people like to dnnkl match and english people like to drink i don't you know i've got type stage three a kidney kidney failure and the case of close to type two diabetes. yeah now i'm
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going to be all right but if you're listening, i think you'll find that interesting. but but so this is what's happened. qatar which are known for their horribleness obviously we know more and more them you know that that you know i mean 6500 people it's not it's not the sensitivity in life isn't isn't that isn't on the top spot there at least not for their own people, maybe and if this was meant to be sports , where a meant to be sports, where a country changes reputation by spending a lot of money in sport. yes, not is it because every single time we. yeah. we talk about alcohol now every other story has always been about the human rights record. yeah yeah. well mean did, did, did did hitler greenwash german . he did. and then 36 and i think was a vegetal area yes he loved dogs he just didn't like jews. no he built no built they built the autobahn . so that's a
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built the autobahn. so that's a bad thing. he worship nature , i bad thing. he worship nature, i think looked in that thing in reverse. know the internet like every argument ends up talking about the. for some reason this story has ended up trying to think of the good things about hitler. it's time move hitler. well, it's time to move on saying that they on i'm just saying that they don't make humour really virtuous people in our society they are sold factors that make you more relevant to us. but they are often in tune with real tyrannical nutcases. yes they're signalling the thing that really upsets me about this story the most, and miriam is , that is most, and miriam is, that is thatis most, and miriam is, that is that is that they just assumed that is that they just assumed that qatar would serve alcohol, had agreed that otherwise budweiser wouldn't have sent the money over . i budweiser wouldn't have sent the money over. i would sign. i was being ironic. money over. i would sign. i was being ironic . but apparently being ironic. but apparently though just just to like i said earlier most stadiums across don't allow you to drink in them dunng don't allow you to drink in them during a match. so it's not exclusive to cater oh, now
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you're supporting qatar . no, exclusive to cater oh, now you're supporting qatar. no, but i definitely wouldn't be going to that . this is the thing to that. this is the thing because i don't like i'm not going to be watching it. but this time it feels like more of a i'll get with calling a i'll get away with calling a protest. i wouldn't have to anyway for it. miriam isn't the isn't it thoughtful of the metro to write a nice guide for the people mentioned the previous story so yeah this is what football fans can look forward to if they go to qatar and they look in jail and things like that they shouldn't amount to anything except for non—alcoholic budweiser , which non—alcoholic budweiser, which is of course hello you will face for first 24 hours in a cell with no contact with anyone bit like covid and then you can be behind bars for up to six months you know be no newspapers for
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you know be no newspapers for you to read nothing to connect with everything highly sense of the bit like here two weeks go yeah you didn't say the most important things are they take all your you take all your money away . yes and finally if you're away. yes and finally if you're if you're a bloke, they might your head. but i think. yeah yeah. win that yeah. i mean your head. but i think. yeah ywouldn't that yeah. i mean your head. but i think. yeah ywouldn't that and yeah. i mean your head. but i think. yeah ywouldn't that and ifzah. i mean your head. but i think. yeah ywouldn't that and if you're nean i wouldn't that and if you're lgbtq then it could be a lot worse wouldn't bother worse so just wouldn't bother going they say we're all going even if they say we're all inclusive like said. but here was the worst thing that i saw is that you may be forced to wear a prison prison issue uniform. oh that's the thing that gets you. is it? what about my creativity so. yeah, some are shackled in handcuffs and leg chains, but it's the uniform to lewis. yeah the shackles . and lewis. yeah the shackles. and the shackles and the intimate body says that's a sex toy for me. that's sunday's daily mail . me. that's sunday's daily mail. did you invest in tyrannous thing about. oh i put billions in it. i don't know if people
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know this in this country. it's that this woman set up this company to make this device kind of a box that would do 300 tests, a blood tests with only a tiny drop of blood. so people deathly afraid of getting blood tests . and this was this was tests. and this was this was a miracle. it'd be like almost unfair . she miracle. it'd be like almost unfair. she hadn't figured out all this stuff that would into the box. she came up with this idea wouldn't be wonderful if we put if we put , idea wouldn't be wonderful if we put if we put, you idea wouldn't be wonderful if we put if we put , you know, idea wouldn't be wonderful if we put if we put, you know, a onesie and uric acid tests , all onesie and uric acid tests, all these different tests in a box and she didn't do it. she was basically lying and. she was lying for and years. the issue women are all wonderful . yes. women are all wonderful. yes. i think she actually had people coming in pretending that this box but they would take the blood sample and they'd go down the street and they'd give they'd give it to the regular machine . but because they hadn't machine. but because they hadn't taken enough blood , because it taken enough blood, because it was just the pinpricks or the blood the readings weren't good.
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so people might have died from these bad tests that she gave. i think that's the it didn't say this in the article. i might be wrong. i apologise . fraud wrong. i apologise. fraud basically it's fraud and sentence her to 11 years in prison and she said oh i've got two children. now i get to, you know, one is on the way. i get a baby, you can send me to prison because i'm a mother and i say if you want to play men's games you're to pay men's prices to that. if you do something wrong, they're going to see your kids. yeah, but be fair because she's now pregnant she was allowed to remain seated . the verdict was remain seated. the verdict was read, some benefit read, so she got some benefit avenue . it's actually quite avenue. it's actually quite tragic in a way. but what can you do if you've committed fraud on such scale? yes, to put people's lives in jeopardy , you people's lives in jeopardy, you deserve a punishment. advice is for you. don't do that. don't do it. and of famous people for polo necks looks like tokyo residents are trying to in on that action. miriam yeah so the
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tokyo residents have been i've been told by the governor to wear polo next because . it keeps wear polo next because. it keeps you warmer . wear polo next because. it keeps you warmer. and we're trying to get a hot winter and even electricity so you can either wear a scarf polo next to just like a mod. so that needs to be a mod revival. tokyo and around the world. i've yeah, but so that's what the prime japanese prime minister, fumio kishida. am i saying that right? yep. that's his solution to. to to tackling the energy of not being able to heat your home. isn't this also the advice that your mum and dad would have said . mum and dad would have said. yeah. make a jump from or hot water bottle. yeah. yeah but i suppose you could then the other argument would be oh it's really patronising for the government to say what wear. because lewis if tried to get you out of that so it wouldn't happen it you don't get cold. no no i just i wear this during all things . oh wear this during all things. oh my point. but i think it's.
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wear this during all things. oh my point. but i think it's . all my point. but i think it's. all right. to give people advice but to force people is if you to force people to force everyone to wear mask or you force everyone wear a turtleneck that's that's ridiculous. you look at everyone and think there's a lot of military being. yeah so let's finish on a feel good story or maybe it's not if you're the founder the fair enough thing or if your name is louis schaefer probably. but what do have for the rest of us? well, this is the metro . and well, this is the metro. and what the metro? that poor what is the metro? that a poor man's don't know man's daily mail. i don't know who owns the metro and it says that they've done test. they that they've done a test. they found out that women like children look like the child like like children and the like. the smell of are so clever i know believable and then it kind of hits limbic system which is like a part of the brain that lights up when go through the same . but you know they don't same. but you know they don't talk about men, but it implies that don't probably don't feel as much because of course we don't because men. yeah we're
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men women and i'm going to tell you something, but i'm you do men and the nhs and when you have a baby maybe they've changed this they wash the baby's dander off. did they do that with your baby mary . they that with your baby mary. they did whatever it's called cover. it's covered, it's covered in white kind of mossy thing . yeah, white kind of mossy thing. yeah, i think. yes the verdict cat they found that the newborns have a odour that that comes off it . it kind of activates the it. it kind of activates the pheromones , the brain that is pheromones, the brain that is like dopamine , basically the like dopamine, basically the spigot for anyone. so when you smell , they're like smelling a smell, they're like smelling a baby. it's everybody say that and it is time dependent that their head great. but sooner or later, other bits can smell. yeah, yeah , well, good. is that yeah, yeah, well, good. is that what's wrong ? that it's lovely . what's wrong? that it's lovely. it's a lovely, lovely mental image. thank you. my guests, mary amelia and. louis schaefer. yeah, you can see those to do it again tomorrow . 11 pm. and mark
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again tomorrow. 11 pm. and mark dunham will be sat this chair keeping it will till then have a good.
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