at 11:00, i'm rory smith in the gb news room. more than 1888 people on 21 flights have been evacuated from sudan. the majority of them being british nationals . the government says nationals. the government says the final flight is yet to leave the final flight is yet to leave the airfield near khartoum, even though it was scheduled for 6:00 this evening. well, earlier , this evening. well, earlier, deputy prime minister oliver dowden held a cobra meeting in downing street to discuss the security situation in the country. he said rescue operations ended following a significant decline in the number of british nationals coming forward to flee. mr dowden denied the government

would abandon those who've been unable to make it to the airfield on time . the prime airfield on time. the prime minister has hit out at protesters who slow traffic, calling them selfish saboteurs . calling them selfish saboteurs. rishi sunak told the sun on sunday that he wants to put a stop to those who use this tactic as a cause is too much pubuc tactic as a cause is too much public disruption. minister labour's plan to push through measures that will allow officers to stop activists. so walking after similar legislation was rejected by the lords . but opposition parties lords. but opposition parties accused the prime minister of hollow promises and chasing headune hollow promises and chasing headline to distract from his failure to tackle crime . failure to tackle crime. protesters in israel have blocked a busy highway as protests over the country's judicial overhaul continue. activists have left the main routes of the demonstration to cause major disruption to motorists where israeli police

are attempting to remove the protesters back in the main route. drone footage shows tens of thousands of people waving israeli flags in a square in tel aviv in protest against plans by the country's government to have control over the appointment of judges. control over the appointment of judges . the israeli president judges. the israeli president has urged both sides to reach a compromise in the 17th consecutive week of demonstrations . great ormond demonstrations. great ormond street hospital has been granted exemptions to allow nurses to continue working during upcoming strike action over the bank holiday. the children's hospital has expressed concerns about staffing as royal college of nursing workers prepare to walk out from 8 pm. tomorrow until monday evening in their ongoing dispute over pay . it comes as dispute over pay. it comes as health workers belonging to the gmb union accepted a 5% pay offer from the government yesterday. union officials will now vote to accept the offer at

a meeting of the nhs staff council next week . read council next week. read representatives from the nation's faith communities will play nation's faith communities will play an active role in the king's coronation on for the first time in history , when king first time in history, when king charles is crowned next weekend. leaders from jewish, hindu, sikh , muslim and buddhist groups will deliver a greeting to the king in unison the archbishop of canterbury says the service will be foremost an act of christian worship. but that new elements will reflect the diversity of modern society . staying with modern society. staying with royal news and buckingham palace has unveiled the gowns that king charles will wear for the coronation. one of the special garments is a gold silk coat trimmed with gold lace . it was trimmed with gold lace. it was originally made for king george's coronation in 1911. while some of the gowns haven't been worn in 70 years since queen elizabeth's coronation . in

queen elizabeth's coronation. in 1953 . tv online dab+ radio and 1953. tv online dab+ radio and on tune in. this is gb news nato . it's on tune in. this is gb news nato .wsfime on tune in. this is gb news nato . it's time for headliners . . it's time for headliners. hello hello and welcome to headliners.— hello hello and welcome to headliners. i'm— hello hello and welcome to headliners. i'm leo- hello and welcome to headliners. i'm leo kearse and wm.— headliners. i'm leo kearse and with me— headliners. i'm leo kearse and with me for— headliners. i'm leo kearse and with he tor a— headliners. i'm leo kearse and with me for a quick stroll through— with me for a quick stroll through tomorrow's top news stories— through tomorrow's top news stories we— through tomorrow's top news stories are the— through tomorrow's top news stories are the man himself, stewe— stories are the man himself, stewe h— stories are the man himself, steve in allen— stories are the man himself, steve in allen and the woman hetsett— steve in allen and the woman hetseit ,— steve in allen and the woman herself , cressida_ steve in allen and the woman herself , cressida wetton. how herself, cressida wetton. how are herself, cressida wetton. how vou— herself, cressida wetton. how you teth— herself, cressida wetton. how are you both doing .7 pretty good. are you both doing? pretty good. pretty— are you both doing? pretty good. ihettw good.— are you both doing? pretty good. pretty good. yeah.— are you both doing? pretty good. pretty good. yeah. right, cool . pretty good. yeah. right, cool. vow— pretty good. yeah. right, cool. you wont— pretty good. yeah. right, cool. you don't sound— pretty good. yeah. right, cool. you don't sound very convincing . i you don't sound very convincing . i meth— you don't sound very convincing . i have— you don't sound very convincing . i mean, have you— you don't sound very convincing . i mean, have you just had some hat— . i mean, have you just had some hat netw— . i mean, have you just had some hat tith— . i mean, have you just had some bad news from a— . i mean, have you just had some bad news from a doctor, steve? it bad news from a doctor, steve? it was— bad news from a doctor, steve? it tutt— bad news from a doctor, steve? it iwst a— bad news from a doctor, steve? it was just a chance. that was a really— it was just a chance. that was a really risky intro that you might misgendered either might have. misgendered either one yeah, you one of us. yeah, because you never if we're trying never know. so if we're trying to that would to get you cancelled, that would have been a good way to do it. so this is this is gb news, not the—tet-s the guardian tv. anyway, let's have— the guardian tv. anyway, let's have-toot— the guardian tv. anyway, let's have look through have a quick look through tomorrow's— have a quick look through. tomorrow's—the tomorrow's front pages. the swhttw— tomorrow's front pages. the

sunday telegraph has this scientist. — sunday telegraph has this scientist. in scientist. i support badenoch in our war on wokery._ scientist. i support badenoch in our war on wokery. the observer has— our war on wokery. the observer has swimw— our war on wokery. the observer has starmer. i'll— our war on wokery. the observer has starmer. i'll be— our war on wokery. the observer has starmer. i'll be bolder than hith— has starmer. i'll be bolder than hitit th— has starmer. i'll be bolder than blair on public— has starmer. i'll be bolder than blair on public service reform . blair on public service reform. the— blair on public service reform. the hati— blair on public service reform. the htit th— blair on public service reform. the mail on sunday has we are all the mail on sunday has we are hit ihwitet— the mail on sunday has we are all invited to— the mail on sunday has we are all invited to swear our ttiegithte— all invited to swear our allegiance to- all invited to swear our allegiance to the king. the sunday— allegiance to the king. the sunday times— allegiance to the king. the sunday times has archbishop will ask hittiths— sunday times has archbishop will ask millions to— sunday times has archbishop will ask millions to pledge allegiance— ask millions to pledge allegiance to their king. the sunday— allegiance to their king. the sunday mirror— allegiance to their king. the sunday mirror has £150 million on security— sunday mirror has £150 million on security hikes— sunday mirror has £150 million on security hikes up coronation hiii. — on security hikes up coronation hiii. whi— on security hikes up coronation bill. and finally— on security hikes up coronation bill. and finally ,_ on security hikes up coronation bill. and finally , the sunday bill. and finally, the sunday thresh— bill. and finally, the sunday txwess has— bill. and finally, the sunday express has king's solemn vow to sewe— express has king's solemn vow to sewe wt— express has king's solemn vow to sewe it hit. — express has king's solemn vow to serve us all. anyway, that's the tent— serve us all. anyway, that's the tent pages— serve us all. anyway, that's the tent pages .— serve us all. anyway, that's the front pages . and— serve us all. anyway, that's the front pages . and let's have front pages. and let's have a eeeet— front pages. and let's have a eeeet teet— front pages. and let's have a closer look at— front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages. — closer look at those front pages. whet— closer look at those front pages. what have they got in the tent— pages. what have they got in the tent towe— pages. what have they got in the front cover of— pages. what have they got in the front cover of the— pages. what have they got in the front cover of the sunday ietegtehh— front cover of the sunday telegraph, steve? they go on that— telegraph, steve? they go on that desantis_ telegraph, steve? they go on that desantis kemi badenoch stew— that desantis kemi badenoch stew thet— that desantis kemi badenoch stew thet yew— that desantis kemi badenoch story that you mentioned. i support— story that you mentioned. i support-eh- story that you mentioned. i swppstt-eh t- story that you mentioned. i. support-eh t-eh support badenoch on a war on wokery and this where you get wokery and this is where you get me my thing again as soon me doing my thing again as soon as the word wokeist used. oh we end up almost having pointless end up almost having a pointless discussion. that discussion. it's a word that means to

means opposite things to two different groups, which means any on it any statement founded on it becomes circular logic. wokeist bad . what do mean by woke? bad. what do you mean by woke? i i think we know what i think. i think we know what thew— i think. i think we know what they meth— i think. i think we know what they hw— i think. i think we know what they mean by it.— i think. i think we know what they mean by it. so they mean they mean by it. so they mean the weaponization_ they mean by it. so they mean the weaponization of victimhood to the weaponization of victimhood te-egehte. — to drive an agenda. and hesieetiw— to drive an agenda. and basically all— to drive an agenda. and basically all the bad stuff like drag— basically all the bad stuff like drag queens— basically all the bad stuff like drag queens h— basically all the bad stuff like drag queens in schools, you thew.— drag queens in schools, you knew hit— drag queens in schools, you knew hit yew— drag queens in schools, you know. did you see the point, though— know. did you see the point, though et— know. did you see the point, though, of saying like woke is hate — though, of saying like woke is hate whet— though, of saying like woke is bad? what does— though, of saying like woke is bad? what does it- though, of saying like woke is bad? : l , 55h: bad? what does it mean? bad means you've got at least it's tautology. when does it ever teti— tautology. when does it ever teti-teit— tautology. when does it ever teti-teii he— tautology. when does it ever- tell-tell me-meaning tell me tell me the good meaning of tell me tell me the good meaning eht-eh— tell me tell me the good meaning eht-eh ,— tell me tell me the good meaning eht-eh , yew— tell me tell me the good meaning of-mean , you know- tell me tell me the good meaning of mean , you know that of woke. i mean, you know that heepte— of woke. i mean, you know that some people think— of woke. i mean, you know that some people think it's good, though.— some people think it's good,i though—sew some people think it's good,- theweh—sew eh some people think it's good,- thiwstw—sew eh some people think it's good, thjusti. awareness say, oh, some people think it's good, thjusti. awareness ofiay, oh, it just means awareness of theist— it just means awareness of resist-sht- it just means awareness of racial and social issues, racial issues and social issues, which— racial issues and social issues, which is— racial issues and social issues, which is i— racial issues and social issues, which is i mean,— racial issues and social issues, which is i mean, that would be great— which is i mean, that would be greetlthet-s— which is i mean, that would be greatlthat's what— which is i mean, that would be great that's what anybody great if that's what anybody teet— great if that's what anybody ever took it— great if that's what anybody ever took it to _ great if that's what anybody ever took it to mean. but that might— ever took it to mean. but that might he— ever took it to mean. but that might he s— ever took it to mean. but that might be a chance that you don't moves-tsets— might be a chance that you don't move-circles of— might be a chance that you don't move circles of people move in the circles of people whe— move in the circles of people who think— move in the circles of people who think it— move in the circles of people who think it means good things. yesh— who think it means good things. yeah-tent— who think it means good things. yeah,-don't move- who think it means good things. yeah, don't move in the yeah, but i don't move in the cities— yeah, but i don't move in the circles-idiots— yeah, but i don't move in the circles idiots because i'm circles of idiots because i'm het— circles of idiots because i'm hetlitiet. — circles of idiots because i'mi not-idiot. -that's not an idiot. oh, well, that's what— not an idiot. oh, well, that's what that— not an idiot. oh, well, that's what that means. "cat ”it; what that means. they're not mutually concepts. what that means. they're not mutuawon't concepts. what that means. they're not mutuawon't matter concepts. what that means. they're not mutuawon't matter because )ts. what that means. they're not mutuawon't matter because you but it won't matter because you won't president. but won't end up as president. but it's they have this it's nice that they have this discussion. nice discussion. it's nice that america in america america or someone in america who have power remembers who might have power remembers that little old uk is a thing because feels because for a while it feels like special arrangement,

like this special arrangement, this relationship was this special relationship was kind of one we were kind of one way. we were slightly ghosted. we slightly ghosted. yeah, if we had a relationship, kind had a relationship, they kind of they'd biden they'd moved on. but biden eteetiw— they'd moved on. but biden hearty-ewe- they'd moved on. but biden clearly-care about. clearly doesn't care about when he—seities- clearly doesn't care about when he _ selfies with - clearly doesn't care about when he selfies with jerry he was taking selfies with jerry withs— he was taking selfies with jerry atehslheh— he was taking selfies with jerry adams,lman who— he was taking selfies with jerry adams, man who was, you know, adams, a man who was, you know, teshehsihie— adams, a man who was, you know, teshehsihie tet— adams, a man who was, you know, responsible for murders and hehhihgs— responsible for murders and bombings and— responsible for murders and bombings and involved in all the has— bombings and involved in all the ira's activities— bombings and involved in all the ira's activities ._ bombings and involved in all the ira's activities . yeah. “43?“ ira's activities. yeah. yeah, tetttiw. — ira's activities. yeah. yeah, tetttiw. i— ira's activities. yeah. yeah, totally. i think i think desantis is a bigger fan of the uk, isn't he? just a shame you went— uk, isn't he? just a shame you went te— uk, isn't he? just a shame you won't do anything— c 27 just a shame you won't do anything because l 7 just a shame you won't do anything because trump witt— won't do anything because trump will. definitely.— won't do anything because trump will. definitely. so _ won't do anything because trump will. definitely. so it's all irrelevant. _ will. definitely. so it's all irrelevant. “43?“ l irrelevant. yeah, it's all pointless. you think? you think trump's definitely, definitely going polls. going to get in in the polls. he's well. it's he's doing really well. it's tite— he's doing really well. it's like something— he's doing really well. it's like something ridiculous, like a like something ridiculous, like the— like something ridiculous, like the point— like something ridiculous, like a 46 point lead— like something ridiculous, like a 46 point lead or something ewetheth— hei over him. yeah. i mean, he could. go jail, but could. he could go to jail, but apparently in their constitution, to constitution, there's nothing to stop you running country stop you running the country from prison cells. from from your prison cells. from jail. it's going to be luke miall. yeah. fantastic just got a tweet. pablo escobar . a tweet. pablo escobar. brilliant. he's going to be he's going some of going to make some sort of luxurious jail cell and continue running his empire. running running his empire. he's running , mate. his running mate will have—trem- , mate. his running mate will. have _from shawshank. have to be read from shawshank. gust— have to be read from shawshank. just get— have to be read from shawshank. just get him— have to be read from shawshank. just get him stuff,— have to be read from shawshank. just get him stuff, which i sewi— just get him stuff, which i sewit see— just get him stuff, which i

could see that— just get him stuff, which i could see that happening. anyway.— could see that happening. anyway, mowing— could see that happening. anyway, moving on.- could see that happening. anyway, moving on. let's see what's on the front cover of the observer. chris okay. starmer i'll be bolder— observer. chris okay. starmer i'll be bolder than— starmer i'll be bolder than blair on hwhtie— i'll be bolder than blair on public service— i'll be bolder than blair on public service reform . now, public service reform. now, i ten-t— public service reform. now, i teh-t thew— public service reform. now, i don't know whether that's a good thing— don't know whether that's a good thing et— don't know whether that's a good thing or e— don't know whether that's a good thing or a hat— don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. labour chiet— thing or a bad thing. labour chiet htetges— thing or a bad thing. labour chief pledges aid to first time hwwets — chief pledges aid to first time hwwets wett— chief pledges aid to first time buyers. well that sounds tentestie— buyers. well that sounds fantastic. i'm— buyers. well that sounds fantastic. i'm up for that. you teth— fantastic. i'm up for that. you. heth—hwttipie fantastic. i'm up for that. you- heth—hwttipie . both homeowners. oh, multiple. multiple ilustre . okay. no, that multiple ilustre. okay. no, that sewts— multiple ilustre. okay. no, that sewnts geet— multiple ilustre. okay. no, that sewnts geet .— multiple ilustre. okay. no, that sounds good . doesn't.- libel okay. no, that sounds good . doesn't. there's no sounds good. doesn't. there's no teteii— sounds good. doesn't. there's no teteit here.— sounds good. doesn't. there's no detail here. tuition— sounds good. doesn't. there's no detail here. tuition fees are revamped,— detail here. tuition fees are revamped, though, among policy targets.— revamped, though, among policy tetgets. i— revamped, though, among policy targets. i mean,— revamped, though, among policy targets. i mean, revamp , be targets. i mean, revamp, be seeeitie— targets. i mean, revamp, be specific. more— targets. i mean, revamp, be specific. more tuition fees or tess— specific. more tuition fees or iess .— specific. more tuition fees or iess . i— specific. more tuition fees or less. i think— specific. more tuition fees or less. i think that's a direction gwite— less. i think that's a direction quite important.— less. i think that's a direction quite important. i'm going to assume less ._ quite important. i'm going to assume less . and they've also assume less. and they've also got— assume less. and they've also get e— assume less. and they've also get e stew— assume less. and they've also got a story about— assume less. and they've also got a story about women's rugby. we-we— got a story about women's rugby. we've won some— got a story about women's rugby. we've won some rugby, ephetehttw— we've won some rugby, apparently, which is very exciting— apparently, which is very exciting .— apparently, which is very exciting . as— apparently, which is very exciting . as you know, i'm exciting. as you know, i'm a hwge— exciting. as you know, i'm a hwge sheets— exciting. as you know, i'm a huge sports fan— exciting. as you know, i'm a huge sports fan .- exciting. as you know, i'm a huge sports fan . we've won huge sports fan. we've won egeihst— huge sports fan. we've won against the— huge sports fan. we've won against the french. so that's geese— against the french. so that's good, ish-t— against the french. so that's get, em ite— against the french. so that's good, isn't it? are you rugby eeehie— good, isn't it? are you rugby heeete e — good, isn't it? are you rugby heeete e we.— good, isn't it? are you rugby people ? no, no.- good, isn't it? are you rugby people ? with �*" good, isn't it? are you rugby people ? \i:::i �*" e good, isn't it? are you rugby people ? with �*" e f people? no, no. but if it comes to women's rugby, still no . but to women's rugby, still no. but beating the french, i imagine you're in favour of. no, i'm an enormous francophile. i love

nothing more than poor customer service and stepping in dog poo plastic. fantastic. there's also a plastic. fantastic. there's also e stew— plastic. fantastic. there's also e stew ehewt— plastic. fantastic. there's also a story about the— it. fantastic. there's also a story about the coastguard ieewihg— a story about the coastguard leaving migrants adrift. leaving channel migrants adrift. so leaving channel migrants adrift. se this— leaving channel migrants adrift. se this is— leaving channel migrants adrift. se this is h— leaving channel migrants adrift. so this is in november. not a geet— so this is in november. not a geet time— so this is in november. not a geet time te— so this is in november. not a good time to be— so this is in november. not a good time to be in the sea. 20 2119— good time to be in the sea. 20 ziie heats— good time to be in the sea. 20 2119 boats were— good time to be in the sea. 20 2119 boats were left, so 440 heehie— 2119 boats were left, so 440 heeete tett— 2119 boats were left, so 440 people left adrift . and this is people left adrift. and this is weighty— people left adrift. and this is probably because of staffing iewets. — probably because of staffing iewets. se— probably because of staffing levels. so these- probably because of staffing levels. so these were boats that were that were left from france to come to the uk and obviously the a lot of the time they see the a lot of the time they see the coastguard is the people who pick them up and take them for the final leg of the journey. so they were drifting. and this is i mean, speaks to the sheer i mean, it speaks to the sheer volumes boats that have been volumes of boats that have been setting off from france that there weren't enough coast guards to actually even even deal with these calls. well, no, guards to actually even even dthinkith these calls. well, no, guards to actually even even dthink they'ree calls. well, no, guards to actually even even dthink they're quite ;. well, no, guards to actually even even dthink they're quite busy, l, no, i think they're quite busy, aren't were aren't they? maybe they were having— aren't they? maybe they were having-eth— aren't they? maybe they were hewihg-ett. i— aren't they? maybe they were having-off. i don't- mi" e fiilgp maybe they were having off. i don't know. having a day off. i don't know. teth— having a day off. i don't know. veeh se— having a day off. i don't know. yeah so calls— having a day off. i don't know. yeah so calls for— having a day off. i don't know. yeah so calls for more staff . yeah so calls for more staff. hete— yeah so calls for more staff. have yew— yeah so calls for more staff. have you get— yeah so calls for more staff. have you get ew— yeah so calls for more staff. have you got any opinions? well, firstly , i wouldn't well, firstle , i wouldn't have well, firstly, i wouldn't have put— well, firstly, i wouldn't have ewt thet— well, firstly, i wouldn't have put that picture— well, firstly, i wouldn't have put that picture above that stew— put that picture above that. stew—teets story because it kind of looks tite— story because it kind of looksi tite—heeete like they're celebrating people being— like they're celebrating people heihg emitt— like they're celebrating people being adrift-just- being adrift. that's just ewtwett— being adrift. that's just awkward front page. being adrift. that's just- awkward-front page. but awkward for the front page. but wise—west- awkward for the front page. but also _worst picture.i awkward for the front page. but also worst picture. also it's not the worst picture. the— also it's not the worst picture. the—published- also it's not the worst picture. l the—published. yeah, the guardian's published. yeah, not this week. yeah. the-

e: a" : yeah, not this week. yeah. the but wise— not this week. yeah. the but etse eh— not this week. yeah. the but etse eh this— not this week. yeah. the but also on this story, it's very easy— also on this story, it's very easy-titti- also on this story, it's very- easy-tribal,-actually easy to get tribal, but actually you— easy to get tribal, but actually yew-tetimitew— easy to get tribal, but actually you-definitely be- easy to get tribal, but actually you definitely be in favour you can definitely be in favour of you can definitely be in favour et swing— you can definitely be in favour et swihg ew— you can definitely be in favour of saying our migration sitwetiem— of saying our migration situation-not- of saying our migration situation not good and you situation is not good and you hem-t— situation is not good and you teh-t tite— situation is not good and you don't like the— situation is not good and you don't like the idea of people being— don't like the idea of people being tett— don't like the idea of people being left adrift. let's this teesh-t— being left adrift. let's this doesn't have— being left adrift. let's this doesn't have to- being left adrift. let's this doesn't have to be one to have a tew—i— doesn't have to be one to have a tew—i thiht- doesn't have to be one to have a row—i think even,i row on. yeah, and i think even, you— row on. yeah, and i think even, wew thew,— row on. yeah, and i think even, wew thew, heeete— row on. yeah, and i think even, you know, people trying you know, people who are trying to you know, people who are trying te—es— you know, people who are trying to_as economic- to come here as economic migtehts— to come here as economic migtehts i— to come here as economic migrants i mean that understand thew— migrants i mean that understand they went— migrants i mean that understand they went e— migrants i mean that understand they want a better— migrants i mean that understand they want a better life for themselves— they want a better life for themselves . _ they want a better life for themselves . "cat they want a better life for themselves. "i; they want a better life for themselves . "i; they want a better life for- themselves . they want to come to themselves. they want to come to themselves. they want to come to the uk. i'm sure a lot of them would love to contribute. they're not all criminals and all the rest of it. so. so yeah , i mean, is this is , i mean, this is this is tragic. whichever way you look at and really need to at it. and we really need to toughen control to toughen up our border control to prevent the loss of life as well as, you know, preserve our integrity. moving on, what of the mail on sunday? got in the front cover. steve an offer effectively about the king by the way , king charles you can the way, king charles you can see they've got the special new edition magazine where edition of the magazine where a young prince charles looks more like john travolta from grease. but i do think if he's on the hem— but i do think if he's on the hem hege— but i do think if he's on the hem page et— but i do think if he's on the front page of that magazine, it shewitm-t— front page of that magazine, it shewith-t he—

front page of that magazine, it shouldn't be called you. it shewit— shouldn't be called you. it should-called- shouldn't be called you. it should called one. it was a should be called one. it was a simme— should be called one. it was a simeie-teh-t- should be called one. it was al simple-don't-why simple error. i don't know why thew— simple error. i don't know why thew-te— simple error. i don't know why thew-tie g,— simple error. i don't know why they-do it, but- simple error. i don't know why they-do it, but we- simple error. i don't know why they do it, but we are they didn't do it, but we are all they didn't do it, but we are tit-sweet- they didn't do it, but we are all-swear our- all invited to swear our allegiance.— all invited to swear our allegiance. - all invited to swear our allegiance. trust you to be pernickety about pronouns. yeah, pronoun is yeah, exactly. my pronoun is ewe—semest- one. he's got that sorted, teesh-t— one. he's got that sorted, doesn't—can. one. he's got that sorted, doesn't—can swear doesn't he? but we can all swear ettegiehee— doesn't he? but we can all swear ettegiehee-tihg— doesn't he? but we can all swear allegiance-king at- doesn't he? but we can all swear allegiance king at home, allegiance to the king at home, tighte— allegiance to the king at home, .ggge_.gggg,- allegiance to the king at home, right?_right, mate.. allegiance to the king at home, righnot right, mate. allegiance to the king at home, righnot feudal right, mate. allegiance to the king at home, righnot feudal times. t, mate. allegiance to the king at home, righnot feudal times. s01ate. allegiance to the king at home, righnot feudal times. so you it's not feudal times. so you meet— it's not feudal times. so you meet hei- — it's not feudal times. so you crack on, pal. have a good one. hwt— crack on, pal. have a good one. hwt-teeiw— crack on, pal. have a good one. but-really odd— crack on, pal. have a good one. but-really odd that- crack on, pal. have a good one. but really odd that we're but it's really odd that we're all but it's really odd that we're sit-imitet— but it's really odd that we're all invited pledge all being invited to pledge etiegiemee— all being invited to pledge allegiance, at allegiance, but we're so good at this. — allegiance, but we're so good at this. -ihis— allegiance, but we're so good at this. -this reminds- allegiance, but we're so good at this. -this reminds mel this. this is. this reminds me of you know, clapping of the nhs, you know, clapping for the nhs. it's like we're all doing together and doing it together in public. and once declared once you've declared it in public, it. public, then you're stick to it. but will people do this? will thew— but will people do this? will thew-seme- but will people do this? will they-come out- but will people do this? will they come out and stand but will people do this? will thethe come out and stand but will people do this? will thethe doorstepme out and stand but will people do this? will thethe doorstep andiut and stand but will people do this? will thethe doorstep and declare stand on the doorstep and declare thei— on the doorstep and declare their allegiance— on the doorstep and declare their allegiance to king chettese — their allegiance to king charles? while ll �*" i: their allegiance to king- charles? well, we'll find out, won't well, going to won't we? well, are you going to do i'm going to stand. well, do it? i'm going to stand. well, i real front door, i haven't got a real front door, but i'm going to stand britain. you even front door you don't even have a front door to you don't even have a front door te tethere— you don't even have a front door te teetete yew— you don't even have a front door to declare your allegiance to the— to declare your allegiance to the-im— to declare your allegiance to the-i'm-stand| to declare your allegiance to. the-i'm-stand in the king. i'm going to stand in the king. i'm going to stand in the-eme— the king. i'm going to stand in the-eht-iwst- the doorway and i'm just going to the doorway and i'm just going te wett— the doorway and i'm just going te wait-whet- the doorway and i'm just going to wait-what the- to wait and see what the heighhews— to wait and see what the neighbours do. ci?" e to wait and see what the neighbours do. cit» e neighbours do. i don't know. thw— neighbours do. i don't know. etw iiewimg— neighbours do. i don't know. okay, moving on.— neighbours do. cit» e okay, moving on. what's on the hem— okay, moving on. what's on the hem et— okay, moving on. what's on the hem et the— okay, moving on. what's on the front of the sunday mirror? chris— front of the sunday mirror? this-tite- front of the sunday mirror? chris £150 million on chris skudder £150 million on seewiw— chris skudder £150 million on security hikes— chris skudder £150 million on security hikes up— chris skudder £150 million on security hikes up coronation

hiii. — security hikes up coronation hiii. se— security hikes up coronation bill. so that's— security hikes up coronation bill. so that's quite- security hikes up coronation bill. i: security hikes up coronation bill. so that's quite a lot, isn't it? but i think this is going to be a relatively a relatively frugal coronation compared to times gone by. are you aware of some of the historical examples of this? so this is this is an example from 1821, king george the fourth ascended the throne. he insisted on one of the most outlandish coronation scenes in british history and insisted that everyone he ruled should be dressed in tudor and stuart penod dressed in tudor and stuart period dress, which cost £45,000. but in those days that was about 4 million. in today's money. so my point is historic . money. so my point is historic. actually. there have been some pretty crazy. well 4 million in today's money. i mean this this this— today's money. i mean this this one's this one's— today's money. i mean this this one's this one's going- : i mean this this one's this one's going to cost zeo— one's this one's going to cost 250 miitieh— one's this one's going to cost 250 million today's money, 250 million in today's money, it's 250 million in today's money, is e— 250 million in today's money, is e hit— 250 million in today's money, it's a bit more.— 250 million in today's money, it's a bit more. well, eeeetehtw- it's a bit more. well, apparently that's that's less them— apparently that's that's less them is— apparently that's that's less than is het— apparently that's that's less than £3 per head. i: than £3 per head. so i'd rather hete— than £3 per head. so i'd rather have a £3. could— than £3 per head. so i'd rather have a £3. could get- than £3 per head. so i'd rather have a £3. could get a- than £3 per head. i: 17:5 could get a tesco have a £3. could get a tesco meet— have a £3. could get a tesco meet teet— have a £3. could get a tesco meal deal. well— have a £3. could get a tesco meal deal. well i— 17:5 could get a tesco meal deal. well i could have test— meal deal. well i could have test year— meal deal. well i could have last year hyperinflation. last year before hyperinflation. wett— last year before hyperinflation. wet-— last year before hyperinflation. weii- this— last year before hyperinflation. well-, this isn't- last year before hyperinflation. well , this isn't so. e well yeah, this isn't so. it's tet— well yeah, this isn't so. it's the teste— well yeah, this isn't so. it's the taste .— well yeah, this isn't so. it's bad taste . whatever they spend, bad taste. whatever they spend, it's going to be taste in it's going to be bad taste in this isn't it? well, this climate, isn't it? well, chipping in to help because he's made off the back of made a few quid off the back of the biscuits. so, know, he's

the biscuits. so, you know, he's not the biscuits. so, you know, he's met peei- — the biscuits. so, you know, he's met pm maybe— the biscuits. so, you know, he's not poor. maybe-could- sit so, you know, he's not poor. maybe could stump sit so, you know, he's notatoor. maybe could stump 3it so, you know, he's nota bit. maybe could stump 31 so, you know, he's nota bit ofiaybe could stump 31 so, you know, he's nota bit of this. could stump 31. so, you know, he's nota bit of this. "tituld stump 31.. so, you know, he's nota bit of this. j.1 imp 31.. so, you know, he's nota bit of this. j.1 13 up a bit of this. the duchy of cornwall money? yeah i mean, that'd see. i mean, that'd be nice to see. i mean, obviously don't grudge obviously i don't grudge the royal having a having royal family having a having a big, is. it's big, big occasion. it is. it's not. not every. every week not. it's not every. every week you a new king. yeah. so you have a new king. yeah. so yeah. we're going you have a new king. yeah. so yeah. heads we're going you have a new king. yeah. so yeah. heads of we're going you have a new king. yeah. so yeah. heads of statez're going you have a new king. yeah. so yeah. heads of state from oing you have a new king. yeah. so yeah. heads of state from all] to have heads of state from all around the world attending and we need make sure there is we need to make sure there is nobody, know, putting bombs nobody, you know, putting bombs in that. in bins or anything like that. so need the security and so we do need the security and also it's good, isn't it? it's going bring also it's good, isn't it? it's going-bring revenue.- going bring revenue. and going to bring revenue. and the peer—e- going to bring revenue. and the peer—e wewi poor old pubs have had a very tittiewtt— poor old pubs have had a very difficult -years. _ poor old pubs have had a very difficult years. yeah. difficult few years. yeah. and w-eete— difficult few years. yeah. and we're-to.out- difficult few years. yeah. andi we're-to.out and we're all going to go out and wise— we're all going to go out and e gtess— we're all going to go out and raise a glass aren't we. wick raise a glass aren't we. well weet.— raise a glass aren't we. well yeah-i2— raise a glass aren't we. well yeah--i2-getl yeah. and if 12 people get around it i that's the around it i think that's the cost at today's prices cost covered at today's prices anyway. that's the front pages deau anyway. that's the front pages dealt got dealt with coming up we've got edgy cartoons guardian edgy cartoons in the guardian police goalposts in a police moving the goalposts in a shadowy snp plot . i'll see you shadowy snp plot. i'll see you in a couple of minutes.

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to gb news radio. welcome back te heettihets— to gb news radio. welcome back to headliners with— to gb news radio. welcome back to headliners with me,— [15 \t 33: welcome back to headliners with me, leo, titstem— to headliners with me, leo, titsteh .— to headliners with me, leo, kirsten , the— to headliners with me, leo, kirsten , the comedian steve kirsten, the comedian steve attem— kirsten, the comedian steve atteh eme— kirsten, the comedian steve allen and cressida wetton, who we iwst— allen and cressida wetton, who we just learned— allen and cressida wetton, who we just learned doesn't have a mem— we just learned doesn't have a meet teet— we just learned doesn't have a front door anyway— we just learned doesn't have a front door anyway , moving on, front door anyway, moving on, ticking— front door anyway, moving on, ticking thihgs— front door anyway, moving on, kicking things off with the express— kicking things off with the express eme— kicking things off with the express and the guardian has gene— express and the guardian has gehe trem— express and the guardian has gone from dear— express and the guardian has gone from dear starmer to dear stetmet— gone from dear starmer to dear stetmet with— gone from dear starmer to dear starmer with this— gone from dear starmer to dear starmer with this anti—semitic eeetteh— starmer with this anti—semitic seeetth . — starmer with this anti—semitic cartoon . steve— starmer with this anti—semitic cartoon . 141.3" starmer with this anti—semitic cartoon . 14133" starmer with this anti—semitic cartoon . 1413" : cartoon. steve yeah, so they had a cartoon of ousted bbc chairman richard sharp. you think? fair enough. lots to lampoon there. i wonder what they went with and wrong is what they went with. they went with anti—semitic tropes. why there are so many other things. and actually what annoys this story annoys me about this story is that could have spent the day that we could have spent the day talking actual issues talking about the actual issues . been talking . instead, we've been talking about anti—semitic about is this anti—semitic cartoon, anti—semitic? it is. we've we've we've got the we've got a histwe— we've got the we've got a histwe et— we've got the we've got a picture of the— we've got the we've got a picture of the cartoon there. so you— picture of the cartoon there. so wew sew-t— picture of the cartoon there. so wew seh-t — picture of the cartoon there. so you can't see. it's— picture of the cartoon there. so you can't see. it's all in the hettem— you can't see. it's all in the hettem tett— you can't see. it's all in the bottom left hand- you can't see. it's all in the bottom left hand corner. you stem-t— bottom left hand corner. you stem-t teeiw— bottom left hand corner. you don't really know. it's the anti—semitic— don't really know. it's the anti—semitic tropes until you tesws— anti—semitic tropes until you tesws im— anti—semitic tropes until you tesws ih eh— anti—semitic tropes until you focus in on that— anti—semitic tropes until you focus in on that box. and what he-s— focus in on that box. and what he-s whet— focus in on that box. and what he-s whet he-s— focus in on that box. and what he's what he's carrying. there we ge— he's what he's carrying. there we ge .— he's what he's carrying. there we ge . zeemet— he's what he's carrying. there we go . zoomed in. there's we go. zoomed in. there's a semi.— we go. zoomed in. there's a sgwit. there-s— we go. zoomed in. there's a squid. there's somebody with an enormous nose— squid. there's somebody with an enormous nose ._ squid. there's somebody with an enormous nose . i— squid. there's somebody with an enormous nose . i think there's enormous nose. i think there's gett— enormous nose. i think there's gett sis— enormous nose. i think there's gett im— enormous nose. i think there's gold coins in there. it's gold

written— gold coins in there. it's gold wtitteh eh— gold coins in there. it's gold written on the— gold coins in there. it's gold written on the box. there's, these-s— written on the box. there's, thete-s e— written on the box. there's, there's a lot— written on the box. there's, there's a lot there to, to pick thtewgh— there's a lot there to, to pick thtewgh it— there's a lot there to, to pick through if and— there's a lot there to, to pick through if and there's loads thet— through if and there's loads thet thew— through if and there's loads that they could— through if and there's loads that they could have gone with the estwet— that they could have gone with the actual news— that they could have gone with the actual news story . ll the actual news story. still sheeting— the actual news story. still sheeting se— the actual news story. still shocking so he— the actual news story. still shocking so he helps to line up a loan which is guaranteed by some by some boris johnson cousin . but the question that's cousin. but the question that's not answered is where does the 0.8 million actually come from? we don't know that. why don't we spend day talking about spend the day talking about that, would be a there's that, which would be a there's backbencher can't get backbencher mps who can't get a ticket to go to somewhere nice without to register it. without having to register it. meanwhile the actual prime minister 0.8 million go minister was like 0.8 million go on back pocket. we're on their back pocket. we're not talking because they talking about that because they foolish this foolish and stupidly did this cartoon which they shouldn't have not to defend him but but the artist has has explained that he didn't intend any. oh i thought the picture was- : : “ 3 “31: oh i thought the picture was still there—sett- thought the picture was still there—said thati there isn't he. he said that thet— there isn't he. he said that thet ehw— there isn't he. he said that thet ehw ste— there isn't he. he said that that only 3% of— there isn't he. he said that that only 3% of the cartoon was ehti—semitis— that only 3% of the cartoon was ehti—semitis .— that only 3% of the cartoon was anti—semitic , which i don't anti—semitic, which i don't think— anti—semitic, which i don't think hes— anti—semitic, which i don't think he's very— anti—semitic, which i don't think he's very good at maths, ehw— think he's very good at maths, ehw sw— think he's very good at maths, only 3% anti—semitic. the point he we— only 3% anti—semitic. the point he was making was that the bulk of the cartoon is boris on the pile of what's the right word to

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goalposts so they can count tewet— goalposts so they can count fewer burglaries. so essentially amie— fewer burglaries. so essentially amie e— fewer burglaries. so essentially amie e heme— fewer burglaries. so essentially arnie a home burglary used to ihsiwte— arnie a home burglary used to include anything— arnie a home burglary used to include anything that was part of include anything that was part et yew— include anything that was part et wew heme. — include anything that was part of your home. but now there's eetehtietw— of your home. but now there's potentially we're— of your home. but now there's potentially we're not going to imsiwte— potentially we're not going to include-and— potentially we're not going to include and outbuildings , include sheds and outbuildings, whish— include sheds and outbuildings, whish. it— include sheds and outbuildings, whish. it-ewt— include sheds and outbuildings, which, it-out are- include sheds and outbuildings, which, it-out are a- include sheds and outbuildings, which, it out are a major which, it turns out are a major pari— which, it turns out are a major hett et— which, it turns out are a major part of burglaries— which, it turns out are a major part of burglaries because whisetw— part of burglaries because weisetw .— part of burglaries because weisetw. i— part of burglaries because typically , i don't know if typically, i don't know if wewe— typically, i don't know if wewe heme— typically, i don't know if you've done lot of burgling, you've done a lot of burgling, hwt— you've done a lot of burgling, hwt-teh-t— you've done a lot of burgling, but-don't turn— you've done a lot of burgling, but don't turn with the but you don't turn up with the egwiemeht— but you don't turn up with thei egwiemeht—te equipment that you're going to use equipment that you're going to wse—sewit- equipment that you're going to use _could look. use because you could look gwiitw— use because you could look gwiitw-wew-we- use because you could look guilty you've done it. i guilty before you've done it. i think— guilty before you've done it. i think-tite— guilty before you've done it. i think-like in— guilty before you've done it. i think-like in that- guilty before you've done it. i think like in that guy think it's like in that guy itish— think it's like in that guyi rich,_where rich, is it in snatch where you sent— rich, is it in snatch where you sent-the— rich, is it in snatch where you can't-the tools- rich, is it in snatch where you can't-the tools of- rich, is it in snatch where you can't the tools of your can't carry the tools of your sie— can't carry the tools of your with— can't carry the tools of your crime with you?— can't carry the tools of your crime with you? so the garden shed. — crime with you? so the garden shet. wes.— crime with you? so the garden shed. ves- se— crime with you? so the garden shed. yes. so it's— crime with you? so the garden shed. yes. so it's a- crime with you? so the garden shed. 1413 11313 shed. yes. so it's a really important place . in addition to important place. in addition to thet.— important place. in addition to thet. et— important place. in addition to that, of course,— important place. in addition to that, of course, now— 1 in addition to that, of course, now everybody's wetting— that, of course, now everybody's wettihg hem — that, of course, now everybody's working from home, so sheds up ehe— working from home, so sheds up eht tewh— working from home, so sheds up eht tewh the— working from home, so sheds up and down the country have been mined— and down the country have been twmet ime— and down the country have been turned into offices— and down the country have been turned into offices field turned into offices in a field with— turned into offices in a field with ieetees— turned into offices in a field with laptops-it- turned into offices in a field with laptops. it equipment, with laptops. and it equipment, eeeetehttw.— with laptops. and it equipment, eeeetehttw.-het- with laptops. and it equipment, apparently. not good. apparently. so this is not good. amt— apparently. so this is not good. amt es— apparently. so this is not good. amt es wew— apparently. so this is not good. amt es wew sew.— apparently. so this is not good. and as you say, it's just looks tite— and as you say, it's just looks iite its— and as you say, it's just looks tite it-s geihg— and as you say, it's just looks like it's going to— and as you say, it's just looks like it's going to look like better— like it's going to look like better reporting. looks like better reporting. it looks like the—geihg- better reporting. it looks like the—geihg tel better reporting. it looks like ttie—going to 90 the numbers are going to go tewm— the numbers are going to go tewh. hwt— the numbers are going to go tewh. hwt im— the numbers are going to go down. but in fact, they've just mewet—thei moved the goalposts and the tsetse— moved the goalposts and the heiise—hetete.i moved the goalposts and thei police—before. moved the goalposts and the. police—before. i police have done this before. i i— police have done this before. i i thew— police have done this before. i mean, i know i— police have done this before. i mean, i know i know- police have done this before. i mean, i know i know about 15 years ago, years they years ago, 20 years ago, they were they trying to record were they were trying to record attempted as criminal attempted burglaries as criminal damage because it was just damage because it was just

damage the and the door damage to the door and the door frame. so there's more of the same, steve, think if they same, steve, i think if they keep this direction, we could keep in this direction, we could really get the numbers down. if we including kitchens, no we stop including kitchens, no ewe-titshehs— we stop including kitchens, no one kitchens same one lives in kitchens the same thing.— one lives in kitchens the same thing—wewhe- one lives in kitchens the same. thing._you're.there thing. bathrooms you're in there for, thing. bathrooms you're in there tee-hett— thing. bathrooms you're in there tee-hem eh— thing. bathrooms you're in there for,-half an hour?- thing. bathrooms you're in there for, half an hour? if for, what, half an hour? if wew-e— for, what, half an hour? if wew-e hewihg— for, what, half an hour? if you're having good one, you you're having a good one, you. sew—mewhe can really get it down to maybe just— can really get it down to maybe just rooms— can really get it down to maybe just rooms bedrooms, with just rooms with bedrooms, with beds—then- just rooms with bedrooms, with beds _then the. beds in them, and then the number— beds in them, and then the number-cases- beds in them, and then the number cases would beds in them, and then the- numberlcases would-minimal number of cases would be minimal -uou— number of cases would be minimal -uou-couuuu- number of cases would be minimal -uou-couuuy is. i . look how good this country is. wen— . look how good this country is. wen-tou— . look how good this country is. wen-tot of— . look how good this country is. well-lot of people- well there's a lot of people uuug— well there's a lot of people uuug in— well there's a lot of people living in studio— well there's a lot of people living in studio flats. . living in studio flats. it uoutuu-u— living in studio flats. it wouldn't help, - living in studio flats. it wouldn't help, though, would it.7 but they don't have a shed either. so yeah, that's either. so yeah, i mean, that's the—unu- either. so yeah, i mean, that's the—with london.i the trouble with with london. i mum-gou— the trouble with with london. i meuu-gou uku- the trouble with with london. i mean, got like three mean, you've got like three people— mean, you've got like three people-each- mean, you've got like three people -each so people living to each room, so you-re— people living to each room, so you-ue—ue- people living to each room, so you're—be able. people living to each room, so you're—be able toj you're not going to be able to do u— you're not going to be able to do a burglary— you're not going to be able to do a burglary anyway. we've got the— do a burglary anyway. we've got the guardian— do a burglary anyway. we've got the guardian now— do a burglary anyway. we've got the guardian now with some good news._are setting. news. the democrats are setting up trump to be the next president. — up trump to be the next- president. _america president. steve. and america doesn't care. apparently. biden v unenthused by v trump. the us is unenthused by the problem with that word is it's so close to euthanized. i really misread this headline. i wasn't happening, wasn't sure what was happening, but is in the but they say and this is in the observer issue is that it's observer the issue is that it's two old white men. i don't think that's are bored . that's why people are bored. it's same it's like it's the same sequel. it's like another with sylvester another film with sylvester stallone and arnie in it. we get

it. oh, that sounds good. is it coming out soon? coming out soon, i'm sure it is. so it's like ross and rachel. as soon as they've once, no one they've done it once, no one cared. so joe, so old that if he does actually get a second term, his vp will probably be a psychic medium. but it's not just actually just the age. he's actually managed stuff. managed to achieve some stuff. and your political and if that's your political persuasion, pass persuasion, he's managed to pass some some laws over there. but it's the that we're just it's the fact that we're just reliving rehashing the same fight more fight again. it would be more interesting people interesting if younger people were, just because their were, but not just because their age better, just because you age is better, just because you don't want be the same. don't want it to be the same. it's not going to be two other 86 year going having a go 86 year olds going having a go at you want at it. so you just want freshness to american politics. well, absolutely. and well, yeah, absolutely. and joe biden-s— well, yeah, absolutely. and joej uiueu-s—ue-s biden's already come out. he's onu— biden's already come out. he's only-announced- biden's already come out. he's only announced campaign only just announced his campaign and-already— only just announced his campaign and-already come— only just announced his campaign and already come and and he's already come out and made— and he's already come out and made-enormous- and he's already come out and made enormous saying made this enormous gaffe saying i'm made this enormous gaffe saying u-m nou— made this enormous gaffe saying um uou going— made this enormous gaffe saying um no going to— made this enormous gaffe saying i'm not going to get re—elected , vote— i'm not going to get re—elected , vote for— i'm not going to get re—elected , vote for donald— i'm not going to get re—elected , vote for donald trump. that's booioouy— , vote for donald trump. that's basically that's— , vote for donald trump. that's basically that's basically what he sou.— basically that's basically what he said-should— basically that's basically what he said. should vote for he said. we should all vote for monoto— he said. we should all vote for donald-woo- he said. we should all vote for donald-was it- he said. we should all vote for donald _was it was. donald trump. it was it was something— donald trump. it was it was something those something along those lines. u-o— something along those lines. u-o-u-vo— something along those lines. u-o-u-vo goo- something along those lines. it's-i've got the- something along those lines. it's i've got the video it's amazing. i've got the video on it's amazing. i've got the video ou-uuuou— it's amazing. i've got the video on - twitter exciting - it's amazing. i've got the video on twitter exciting because on my twitter exciting because we on my twitter exciting because woo—u- on my twitter exciting because u-ooo—u going- on my twitter exciting because wo—uo-o going toi we don't know if he's going to woo— we don't know if he's going to mowo-uoo. — we don't know if he's going to mowo-uoo. .— we don't know if he's going to make-not. i mean,- we don't know if he's going to make not. soyuz; make it or not. i mean, there's already something the

already something for the bookies and bookies there, isn't there? and if then you've if he doesn't, well, then you've got woman of colour coming in got a woman of colour coming in anyway. still anyway. so there's still everything or a man everything to play for or a man of colour. if it's donald trump, it's of colour. if it's donald trump, u-o gust— of colour. if it's donald trump, u-o guoo noo— of colour. if it's donald trump, no just not o— of colour. if it's donald trump, it's just not a colour- f ” if it's donald trump, it's just not a colour that anybody-o— anybody's seen before. but it's woouoowug— interesting that the guardian mowogou— interesting that the guardian mowogou-ooo- interesting that the guardian managed _top of- interesting that the guardian managed top of being managed to, on top of being anti—semitic— managed to, on top of being- anti—semitic_managed anti—semitic today, they managed to bo— anti—semitic today, they managed to ho ogoioo— anti—semitic today, they managed to be ageist and— anti—semitic today, they managed to be ageist and racist with wus— to be ageist and racist with this headline. _ to be ageist and racist with this headline. it's too old whoo— this headline. it's too old wnno non— this headline. it's too old white men, sexist and sexist. uno— white men, sexist and sexist. nno unwo— white men, sexist and sexist. the triple the— white men, sexist and sexist. the triple the triumvirate. nonnoono— the triple the triumvirate. fantastic amazing stuff. anyway, nowng— fantastic amazing stuff. anyway, moving on— fantastic amazing stuff. anyway, moving on, we've— fantastic amazing stuff. anyway, moving on, we've got the onoowon— moving on, we've got the observer now— moving on, we've got the observer now with what seems uno— observer now with what seems uwo coon— observer now with what seems like cast iron— observer now with what seems like cast iron proof that oounou— like cast iron proof that council staff— like cast iron proof that council staff have been slacking off. crooowo— council staff have been slacking off. cressida this— council staff have been slacking off. cressida this is fantastic. an undeniable— off. cressida this is fantastic. an undeniable success.- off. cressida this is fantastic. an undeniable success. first uk council trial of four day week set to be extended . can you set to be extended. can you believe it? a council has tried working a four day week and in their opinion it's been a raging success and they'd like to do it for another 12 months. isn't that amazing? i know what you're thinking. all thinking. how do they get all their well, their work done? well, apparently been no drop apparently there's been no drop in productivity levels from o to 0. in productivity levels from o to o. isn't that amazing ? so, 88.5% o. isn't that amazing? so, 88.5% unwo— o. isn't that amazing? so, 88.5% nnwo onu— o. isn't that amazing? so, 88.5% have said they like this. they'd like to carry on. weirdly, 11.5%

have said they don't like it. so is that unhappy marriages? i don't know. maybe there's a nonw— don't know. maybe there's a really good— don't know. maybe there's a really good vending- cwzw" g maybe there's a really good vending machine. i non-w— really good vending machine. i non-w know.— really good vending machine. i uon-w know. w— really good vending machine. i don't know. i don't know. i non-w— don't know. i don't know. i uon-w know.— don't know. i don't know. i don't know. fantastic. - don't know. i don't know. i don't know. fantastic. this even appues don't know. fantastic. this even applies to binmen, which i think is because i think bin men look busy. don't they, you know. well, yeah. and being a bin man, wow-o.— well, yeah. and being a bin man, wnow-o. wnow-o— ronni“ and being a bin man, that's. that's something that's. wnow-o— that's. that's something that's. that's measured.— that's. that's something that's. that's measured. well you know the productivity there is measurable.— the productivity there is measurable. for measurable. when i worked for the measurable. when i worked for wno-,— measurable. when i worked for wno-, wnowo— measurable. when i worked for wno-, wnowo-o- measurable. when i worked for the-, there-a lot. measurable. when i worked fori the-, there-a lot of the council, there were a lot of people— the council, there were a lot of people - shuffling - the council, there were a lot of people shuffling papers people just shuffling papers wound— people just shuffling papers mung—wo- people just shuffling papers around.-to be- people just shuffling papers around.-to be a. people just shuffling papers. around.-to be a sort around. it seemed to be a sort of around. it seemed to be a sort 0f_pvramid- around. it seemed to be a sort. of_pyramid scheme, of some sort of pyramid scheme, ongwownonw— of some sort of pyramid scheme, employment system for people who did employment system for people who own wownnwo— employment system for people who did terrible degrees. _ employment system for people who did terrible degrees. but surely we're in favour— did terrible degrees. but surely we're in favour of— did terrible degrees. but surely we're in favour of measuring ouwnuw— we're in favour of measuring ouwpuw wownow— we're in favour of measuring output rather than input . /w:i;:zw output rather than input. yep. so output rather than input. yep. so u— output rather than input. yep. so if wow-wo— output rather than input. yep. so if they're right— output rather than input. yep. so if they're right about the output, i mean i'd be surprised to see if they manage it with the although they say the bin men, although they say they're i to they're going to get like i to better plan the route. but that is you could that is one where you could use that route anyway and in five days you more bins and you could cover more bins and maybe we don't have to wait two you could cover more bins and maybe before n't have to wait two you could cover more bins and maybe before n't ithee to wait two you could cover more bins and maybe before n't ithe bins/ait two weeks before all the bins are collected. have live collected. why do i have to live in my filth? but if you in my own filth? but if you actually working actually are working in an office as long as you're getting the output it should be

the output done, it should be about the work that's about measuring the work that's done, not measuring your control over but isn't it over your minions. but isn't it onwouo— over your minions. but isn't it onwouo unaw— over your minions. but isn't it obvious that they— over your minions. but isn't it obvious that they just- ” " but isn't it obvious that they just weren't wowwng— obvious that they just weren't working-before- obvious that they just weren't working before and working very hard before and wow— working very hard before and they-80?- working very hard before and- they-80?-council's they even said 80? the council's woouow—ww-o— they even said 80? the council's leader-it'slgift- leader said we're it's a gift now— leader said we're it's a gift now working— leader said we're it's a gift for working much more intensely and working— for working much more intensely and working smarter. why were you now— and working smarter. why were you now working— and working smarter. why were you not working more intensely onu— you not working more intensely and working— you not working more intensely and working smarter before? wnow-o— and working smarter before? wnow-o wnow— and working smarter before? that's what most people do in wow— that's what most people do in wow-.— that's what most people do in wow. wow,— that's what most people do in their-. well, that's- their jobs. well, that's ridiculous.— their jobs. well, that's ridiculous. but they're tired non— ridiculous. but they're tired from ou— ridiculous. but they're tired from all the— ridiculous. but they're tired from all the previous four days work. — from all the previous four days work. lunat— from all the previous four days work. .that fifth- from all the previous four days work. .that fifth one,- from all the previous four days work. �*" work. so that fifth one, they really can't much. really just can't achieve much. i anyway the sunday i don't know. anyway the sunday express— i don't know. anyway the sunday nonwooo-wnow— i don't know. anyway the sunday express-that the - i don't know. anyway the sunday express that the brave express reveals that the brave wguonwoo— express reveals that the brave vigilantes fighting back against soug— vigilantes fighting back against soowg nnon-o— vigilantes fighting back against sadiq khan's hated ulez scheme . sadiq khan's hated ulez scheme. wnow-wo— sadiq khan's hated ulez scheme. wnow-wo son— sadiq khan's hated ulez scheme. they're oon on— sadiq khan's hated ulez scheme. they're sort of like— sadiq khan's hated ulez scheme. they're sort of like robin hood, but they're sort of like robin hood, nun nonwor— they're sort of like robin hood, nun nonow. — they're sort of like robin hood, but better . steve— they're sort of like robin hood, but better. "n; ”c; they're sort of like robin hood, but better. "w; ”e: f: but better. steve they're called blade runners as well, which is going a trademark issue. going to be a trademark issue. but enough, gang of but fair enough, this gang of people are challenging the ulez cameras by attacking them. and firstly, i'm not in favour of criminal damage. ofcom note that down. i'm also not in favour of expanding ulez. i mean, i grew up in the 90s, so ulez used to be playground now be a playground insult, but now it's moved to become. i don't i'm okay with getting out my car

, but don't price me out my car tempt me. i'm there to be tempted . yeah, but what they're tempted. yeah, but what they're doing is they're attacking the cameras. which cars cameras. that clock which cars go where then they know the go where and then they know the type through various type of car through various techniques. blade runner type of car through various technique use blade runner type of car through various technique use thewlade runner type of car through various technique use the variousinner said they use the various techniques of cutting, hammering and disabling unbolt , and painting, disabling unbolt, ting and snipping. right so just damaging the thing you didn't make a list. we get the idea. sounds like something you do after broken it into after you've broken it into somebody's and somebody's garden shed and stolen tools. there's lot stolen some tools. there's a lot of stolen some tools. there's a lot ow-nowo— stolen some tools. there's a lot of-here tonight,- of advice here tonight, isn't gg...,_ of advice here tonight, isn't mono—wow- of advice here tonight, isn't there,_for new. of advice here tonight, isn'ti there,_for new life there, for people for new life onuoo — there, for people for new life skills? _fantastic.- there, for people for new life skills? f o�*wz; there, for people for new life- skills? _fantastic. one guy skills? yeah. fantastic. one guy says he's personally stolen 34 ulez cameras already , so if you ulez cameras already, so if you get offered one in a pub for a cheap price, i guess you know where it came from. if you want to set up your own scheme in your anyway, to set up your own scheme in your on, anyway, to set up your own scheme in your on, got nyway, to set up your own scheme in your on, got the ay, to set up your own scheme in your on, got the sunday moving on, we've got the sunday times an attempted coup times now with an attempted coup in impoverished sectarian in an impoverished sectarian failed state run by an egotistical muslim man. no, it's not sudan,-scotland. - not sudan, it's scotland. cwooowuo — not sudan, it's scotland. cressida revealed the snp plot to cressida revealed the snp plot wo ouow— cressida revealed the snp plot to oust humza_ cressida revealed the snp plot to oust humza yousaf supporters of nono— to oust humza yousaf supporters of kate forbes— to oust humza yousaf supporters of kate forbes are— to oust humza yousaf supporters of kate forbes are secretly ongonwowng— of kate forbes are secretly ongonwowng o— of kate forbes are secretly organising a shadow government as non— organising a shadow government as non of— organising a shadow government as part of preparations to wounon— as part of preparations to wounon o— as part of preparations to

launch a coup— as part of preparations to launch a coup against humza vouoon — launch a coup against humza vouoon so— launch a coup against humza yousaf. so they're- launch a coup against humza yousaf. g yousaf. so they're saying that she won't. but apparently there are secret talks going on that only we know about . so forbes is only we know about. so forbes is like previously, you know, she's had a small team. her husband was her driver. she hasn't had a lot of resources, but she's been very successful. so no, i don't know. it looks like she might be coming again. yeah, know. it looks like she might be coming again . yeah, she coming back again. yeah, she obviously she— coming back again. yeah, she obviously she only— coming back again. yeah, she obviously she only she- twin" g t any " yeah, she obviously she only she only ti“ “wg t gs ’“ yeah, she obviously she only she only just wou— obviously she only she only just no no— obviously she only she only just no o g..— obviously she only she only just lost to the to— obviously she only she only just lost to the to the— obviously she only she only just lost to the to the incumbent, to g...— lost to the to the incumbent, to no, you — lost to the to the incumbent, to no, you km..— lost to the to the incumbent, to the, you know, the— lost to the to the incumbent, to the, you know, the preferred oonuwoowo— the, you know, the preferred candidate who _ the, you know, the preferred candidate who was pushed by owuwgoon. — candidate who was pushed by owuwgoon. no— candidate who was pushed by sturgeon. he won— candidate who was pushed by sturgeon. he won by by 52 to 48. so sturgeon. he won by by 52 to 48. so w— sturgeon. he won by by 52 to 48. so w noon— sturgeon. he won by by 52 to 48. so w .— sturgeon. he won by by 52 to 48. so i mean , obviously this seems so i mean, obviously this seems uno— so i mean, obviously this seems two g..— so i mean, obviously this seems like the sentiment— so i mean, obviously this seems like the sentiment of the people is like the sentiment of the people n on— like the sentiment of the people n for koo— like the sentiment of the people is for kate forbes.— like the sentiment of the people is for kate forbes. we should pronoun— is for kate forbes. we should prononw gonn— is for kate forbes. we should probably point out that when we now— probably point out that when we wow wow— probably point out that when we now about o— probably point out that when we talk about a coup— probably point out that when we talk about a coup in scotland, it's talk about a coup in scotland, no on— talk about a coup in scotland, it's an actual— talk about a coup in scotland, it's an actual coup— talk about a coup in scotland, it's an actual coup , like it's an actual coup, like a ouwowownon— it's an actual coup, like a subversion of— it's an actual coup, like a subversion of power rather than a subversion of power rather than o . w— subversion of power rather than a cow. i remember— subversion of power rather than a cow. i remember when subversion of power rather than a cow . i remember when 4852 subversion of power rather than a cow. i remember when 4852 was oonowuowou— a cow. i remember when 4852 was oonowuowou wo— a cow. i remember when 4852 was considered to be— a cow. i remember when 4852 was considered to be an— a cow. i remember when 4852 was considered to be an overwhelming nag-onw— considered to be an overwhelming nag-onww woon-w— considered to be an overwhelming majority, wasn't it? _ considered to be an overwhelming majority, wasn't it? inittitc considered to be an overwhelming majority, wasn't it? �*ww�*wigt t. majority, wasn't it? well, humza humza, actually, i think he denied the validity of the brexit vote because it was so

close and he was very quiet. he was very quiet about that- he was very quiet about that same nono— was very quiet about that same no in— was very quiet about that same no in no— was very quiet about that same ratio in his own— was very quiet about that same ratio in his own vote. i think it ratio in his own vote. i think in win— ratio in his own vote. i think in win no— ratio in his own vote. i think it will be fascinating if we g..g_ it will be fascinating if we find oun— it will be fascinating if we find out even— it will be fascinating if we find out even more scandal, then nowno— find out even more scandal, then nowno-wnooow— find out even more scandal, then maybe-impact his- maybe that will impact his oonnnuww— maybe that will impact his continuity candidate legacy. i suppose.— continuity candidate legacy. i suppose. anu— continuity candidate legacy. i suppose. and they— continuity candidate legacy. i suppose. and they could- continuity candidate legacy. i suppose. and they could win the title, the record for most leaders deposed in the shortest time. currently held by the tories just last year. okay. right this part— tories just last year. okay. right this part is- okay. right this part is over. but oonwng— right this part is over. but oonwng ..,_ right this part is over. but coming up, we've got britain's onoowng— coming up, we've got britain's onoowng took— coming up, we've got britain's shocking lack of— coming up, we've got britain's shocking lack of racism, climate onnow— shocking lack of racism, climate onnow onu— shocking lack of racism, climate anxiety and sending kids mental and wnw— anxiety and sending kids mental and wnw uno— anxiety and sending kids mental and why the bbc— anxiety and sending kids mental and why the bbc needs more nnnon— and why the bbc needs more british accents. _ and why the bbc needs more british accents. see you in a oouguo— british accents. see you in a oounwo on— british accents. see you in a couple of minutes .

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skudder study finds uk among the world's least racist countries, but it has flaws . so world's least racist countries, but it has flaws. so this this owuuw— but it has flaws. so this this owuow wnow-wo— but it has flaws. so this this study they've spoken - g so this this study they've spoken to citizens non— study they've spoken to citizens from g..— study they've spoken to citizens from the countries— study they've spoken to citizens from the countries were asked to woo— from the countries were asked to woo on— from the countries were asked to woo on wno— from the countries were asked to vote on who they— from the countries were asked to vote on who they wouldn't want to vote on who they wouldn't want no nowo— vote on who they wouldn't want no nowo oo— vote on who they wouldn't want no nowo oo o— vote on who they wouldn't want to have as a neighbour, which is i to have as a neighbour, which is wnnu— to have as a neighbour, which is wnnu unaw— to have as a neighbour, which is wnnu now on— to have as a neighbour, which is i find that an extraordinary guoonon— i find that an extraordinary guoonon .— i find that an extraordinary guoonon . w— i find that an extraordinary question . i don't know whether question. i don't know whether wnow-wo— question. i don't know whether wnow-wo oonng— question. i don't know whether they're asking them face to face or they're asking them face to face on n— they're asking them face to face on n wno— they're asking them face to face on u no woo— they're asking them face to face or if this was anonymous. was it 7 or if this was anonymous. was it o lowwo— or if this was anonymous. was it ? lewis schaefer_ or if this was anonymous. was it ? lewis schaefer well, it turns oun— ? lewis schaefer well, it turns ouw 5%_ ? lewis schaefer well, it turns ouw so on— ? lewis schaefer well, it turns out 5% of brits— ? lewis schaefer well, it turns out 5% of brits saying they gogg— out 5% of brits saying they would-wann— out 5% of brits saying they would want immigrants or would not want immigrants or nowowgn— would not want immigrants or foreign workers. _ would not want immigrants or foreign workers. meanwhile, won— foreign workers. meanwhile, won-onu— foreign workers. meanwhile, iran, - and - had i iran, russia and japan had nwgnow— iran, russia and japan hadi nwgnow—ow iran, russia and japan had- nwgnow—ow .2, higher intolerance levels at 42, 32 higher intolerance levels at 42, oz onu— higher intolerance levels at 42, oz and 30%_ higher intolerance levels at 42, 32 and 30% respectively. so wnow-o— 32 and 30% respectively. so wnow-o o— 32 and 30% respectively. so wnow-o o wow— 32 and 30% respectively. so that's a lot less— 32 and 30% respectively. so that's a lot less here, isn't no— that's a lot less here, isn't no guow— that's a lot less here, isn't no guow so— that's a lot less here, isn't no no so w— that's a lot less here, isn't it? just 5? i have to say, i'm owunnoo— it? just 5? i have to say, i'm stunned that— it? just 5? i have to say, i'm stunned that 5%_ it? just 5? i have to say, i'm stunned that 5% of people would say stunned that 5% of people would on now. — stunned that 5% of people would on non. won.— stunned that 5% of people would say that. well, yeah.- stunned that 5% of people would say that. 39°c“ amino?" ’“ say that. well, yeah. i mean, this seems to possibly reflect the fact that i mean, as well as reflecting that we're less racist than we used to be and less racist than a lot of other countries. people are scared to answer questions like, this is what i took away from this this questionnaire because questionnaire as well. because if up and is if somebody phones you up and is like, have you got any like, so yeah, have you got any racist opinions, man, you'd be worried going up

racist opinions, man, you'd be wca ied going up racist opinions, man, you'd be wca database going up racist opinions, man, you'd be wca database andig up racist opinions, man, you'd be wca database and for up racist opinions, man, you'd be wca database and for committing in a database and for committing a although this was a hate crime. although this was anonymously done so i think maybe have maybe people would have been more likely to truthful than more likely to be truthful than if in the streets if you stopped in the streets with a clipboard and they go, what racist what are your favourite racist terms ? don't hang around. how terms? don't hang around. how g...— terms? don't hang around. how long you got this? this long have you got this? this story one of those wiw“wg wgiw 57 this story one of those where if story is one of those where if we story is one of those where if wo cowo— story is one of those where if we could remember story is one of those where if- we could-remember-two we could just remember that two wnwngo—wno- we could just remember that two things—the same things could be true at the same wno— things could be true at the same time,-wouldn't- things could be true at the same time,-wouldn't go- things could be true at the same time, wouldn't go into time, then we wouldn't go into the time, then we wouldn't go into wno-owgunonw- time, then we wouldn't go into the argument that will the obvious argument that will noppon —wnnl happen. so study finds that wo-wo—oo- happen. so study finds that wooo—o wnol happen. so study finds that- we're_of the least we're the least one of the least nonw— we're the least one of the least noon-ong— we're the least one of the least racist-and racist- racist countries and racist wnwngo— racist countries and racist onwngo onu— racist countries and racist things still happen. both pooownwo. — things still happen. both possible. both exist. and yet poowo— possible. both exist. and yet people win— possible. both exist. and yet people will separate into the oh, people will separate into the on non— people will separate into the oh, racist things— people will separate into the oh, racist things can't happen . oh, racist things can't happen. wo-wo— oh, racist things can't happen. won-oo— oh, racist things can't happen. we're-of-least- oh, racist things can't happen. we're of least racist we're one of the least racist oouwnoow — we're one of the least racist countries. come— we're one of the least racist countries. come meanwhile, we're one of the least racist cou other come meanwhile, we're one of the least racist cou other side|e meanwhile, we're one of the least racist cou other side of meanwhile, we're one of the least racist cou other side of the vieanwhile, we're one of the least racist cou other side of the debate ile, the other side of the debate gooo— the other side of the debate gooo .— the other side of the debate gooo , wnwon— the other side of the debate gooo , wnwon w— the other side of the debate goes , which i mean, how could we goes, which i mean, how could we be goes, which i mean, how could we woo-nonw— goes, which i mean, how could we be-racist country?- be the least racist country? nonn— racist things happen. they're noon—sono- racist things happen. they're. both—same-oh, both true at the same time. oh, moo—hw- both true at the same time. oh, noo—nw con- both true at the same time. oh, come _ how can you i both true at the same time. oh,- come_how can you say come on, steve. how can you say that? racist happened? that? racist things happened? we're least racist we're one of the least racist countries. exactly we look at that, countries. exactly we look at won-now— countries. exactly we look at. that,-that-column. that, right? that as a column. nun— that, right? that as a column. on non-n— that, right? that as a column. on uonn wou— that, right? that as a column. but don't you think— that, right? that as a column. but don't you think that- that, right? that as a column. but don't you think that mean, but don't you think that i mean, there's claims of there's a lot of claims of racism, but i think racism is a lot more nuanced than than prejudice is a lot more nuanced than people look at things like class and appearance. your manner, way you're acting manner, the way you're acting and you , judge you on that

and judge you, judge you on that more than more than skin colour . well, yeah. and as usual, we non-w— . well, yeah. and as usual, we non-w gow— . well, yeah. and as usual, we non-w go o— well, yeah. and as usual, we don't get a definition of racism. and— don't get a definition of racism. and i- don't get a definition of racism. and i always find that amazing— racism. and i always find that amazing because— racism. and i always find that amazing because it's such an wnoononw— amazing because it's such an important-isn't- amazing because it's such an important isn't it? what important point, isn't it? what do important point, isn't it? what oo-wnwnn— important point, isn't it? what do .think racism - important point, isn't it? what do think racism because do you think racism is? because i do you think racism is? because w wnwnn— do you think racism is? because wwnwnnlwnwnn— do you think racism is? because i think think sometimes when i think i think sometimes when pooowo—owunl people get offended by stuff wno— people get offended by stuff woo—oo- people get offended by stuff woo—on nooowo| like this, the kind of people you— like this, the kind of people wou-wo-wo- like this, the kind of people wou-wo-wo .- like this, the kind of people you're to , they're you're referring to, they're wnwnnng— you're referring to, they're thinking-very- you're referring to, they're thinking very aggressive, thinking about very aggressive, wow— thinking about very aggressive, wow wowonw— thinking about very aggressive, very violent things. and then ownow— very violent things. and then ownow poopwo— very violent things. and then other people are— very violent things. and then other people are talking about microaggressions_ other people are talking about microaggressions , a much more microaggressions, a much more nnwnow— microaggressions, a much more wnwngo.— microaggressions, a much more wnwngo-oo- microaggressions, a much more minor things. so part minor things. and so that's part of minor things. and so that's part oo—won-w— minor things. and so that's part oo—won-w n- minor things. and so that's part oo—won-w no - of the argument, isn't it? won.— of the argument, isn't it? won. n— of the argument, isn't it? well, if people— of the argument, isn't it? well, if people are- of the argument, isn't it? well, if people are worried about microaggressions, they they scotland they should come to scotland and see size aggression. they should come to scotland and see movingggression. they should come to scotland and see moving on,ession. they should come to scotland and see moving on, we've got the anyway, moving on, we've got the sunday now eco sunday times now and eco warriors aren't just costing us money our energy money and ruining our energy policy, also terrifying policy, they're also terrifying for our children. steve yeah, apparently these climate worries are impacting children's mental health. don't worry about it's now— health. don't worry about it's now wno— health. don't worry about it's now no ong— health. don't worry about it's not the end of— health. don't worry about it's not the end of the— don't worry about it's not the end of the world. oh, nong— not the end of the world. oh, nong — not the end of the world. oh, nong ano— not the end of the world. oh, hang on. this is— not the end of the world. oh, hang on. this is dr. brit ray , a hang on. this is dr. brit ray, a nonun— hang on. this is dr. brit ray, a mental health— hang on. this is dr. brit ray, a mental health researcher from swonoowo— mental health researcher from stanford university, believes wnow— stanford university, believes that children _ stanford university, believes that children should be taught to that children should be taught wo noon— that children should be taught wo ooow wnn— that children should be taught to deal with eco— that children should be taught to deal with eco anxiety . and to deal with eco anxiety. and non-o— to deal with eco anxiety. and nowo-o ny— to deal with eco anxiety. and here's my favourite thing have a gowonoon— here's my favourite thing have a gowowwoon x— here's my favourite thing have a goldilock x level— here's my favourite thing have a goldilock x level of anxiety.

nonw— goldilock x level of anxiety. firstly that's— goldilock x level of anxiety. firstly that's going to make the noo— firstly that's going to make the kids go,— firstly that's going to make the kids go, on— firstly that's going to make the no go, on w— firstly that's going to make the kids go, oh, i forgot about bear nooks.— kids go, oh, i forgot about bear attacks. cheers— kids go, oh, i forgot about bear attacks. cheers also, they want wnon — attacks. cheers also, they want wnon wo — attacks. cheers also, they want wnon wo nowo— attacks. cheers also, they want them to have anxiety instead of now— them to have anxiety instead of now gowng— them to have anxiety instead of now gong-know— just going we know there's a nonwon — just going we know there's a problem _work- just going we know there's a problem _work on . just going we know there's a problem work on ways problem and let's work on ways of problem and let's work on ways oo-n.— problem and let's work on ways oo-n. wo— problem and let's work on ways oo-n. no, no— problem and let's work on ways of it. no, be anxious of fixing it. no, be anxious onouw— of fixing it. no, be anxious onouw n.— of fixing it. no, be anxious about it. suffer— of fixing it. no, be anxious about it. suffer but don't ounow—n-o| about it. suffer but don't- suffer_it's bad suffer too much that it's bad for suffer too much that it's bad now-nonun— suffer too much that it's bad for mental health. these for your mental health. these young— for your mental health. these young pewte— for your mental health. these young people need be taught young people need to be taught onouw— young people need to be taught noun—nonwo- young people need to be taught about—peoplellikel young people need to be taught abcall people. like young people need to be taught abcallgeneration)eople. like young people need to be taught abcall generation x)ple. like young people need to be taught abcall generation x that like young people need to be taught abcall generation x that i like to call generation x that i nowong— to call generation x that i nowonglono— to call generation x that i belong.and.get- to call generation x that i belong and get a lot of belong to, and we get a lot of non— belong to, and we get a lot of bad-people— belong to, and we get a lot of bad-people forget- belong to, and we get a lot of bad people forget about bad press. people forget about wnwng— bad press. people forget about one thing that— bad press. people forget about one thing that happened. the nono— one thing that happened. the| nowo—voon hole in the ozone layer. yeah, it hole in the ozone layer. yeah, n nopponoo— hole in the ozone layer. yeah, n nopponoo .— hole in the ozone layer. yeah, it happened . we— hole in the ozone layer. yeah, it happened . we fixed what it happened. we fixed it. what nowo— it happened. we fixed it. what no you— it happened. we fixed it. what no you owow— it happened. we fixed it. what have you ever fixed gen z apart non— have you ever fixed gen z apart from wouwoon— have you ever fixed gen z apart from yourself to— have you ever fixed gen z apart from yourself to the surface of the from yourself to the surface of no nos— from yourself to the surface of no nos o— from yourself to the surface of the m25 7 yeah,— from yourself to the surface of the m25 ? yeah, managed do the m25? yeah, we managed to do it the m25? yeah, we managed to do n-owon-w— the m25? yeah, we managed to do n-owon-w gow— the m25? yeah, we managed to do n-owon-w gow wo— the m25? yeah, we managed to do it didn't get to mentally it and we didn't get to mentally wnnoowoo— it and we didn't get to mentally wnpoowooln. — it and we didn't get to mentally impacted it. noswtlgw it and we didn't get to mentally impacted it. xnswtlgw “43?" impacted by it. exactly. yeah. the ozone was, was the, the ozone layer was, was the, was climate change its was the climate change of its time yet we're still here. time and yet we're still here. we're all still here. if anything closed the holes closed. fixed hole . closed. we fixed the hole. probably can tell. probably nobody can tell. i mean, you can't even see it. chris, what make this? chris, what do you make of this? i being school and i remember being at school and nowng— i remember being at school and nowng-wnwwo— i remember being at school and having-little tiny- i remember being at school and having little tiny magnets having those little tiny magnets to having those little tiny magnets wo—oono - having those little tiny magnets wo—oono oo- having those little tiny magnets wo—oono no youi to test your drinks cans. do you wononnow-o — to test your drinks cans. do you remember-? oh,- to test your drinks cans. do you remember-? oh, to- to test your drinks cans. do you remember ? o“ �*" remember that? oh, to see if they're steel or aluminium. yeah. and that was about yeah. yes. and that was about as muon— yeah. yes. and that was about as nuon-nnow— yeah. yes. and that was about as nuon-nnow oo— yeah. yes. and that was about as much-knew as kids.- yeah. yes. and that was about as much knew as kids. and i'm much as we knew as kids. and i'm

wnwowoowoo—oo- interested in this idea of wnow-o— interested in this idea of what's appropriate. interested in this idea of what's-appropriate. mean, interested in this idea of vidon't-appropriate. mean, interested in this idea of vidoi'i'l knowppropriate. mean, interested in this idea of vidoi'i'l know exactly, te. mean, interested in this idea of vidoi'i'l know exactly, but mean, interested in this idea of vidoi'i'l know exactly, but if|ean, i don't know exactly, but if wnow-wo— i don't know exactly, but if wnow-wo-owo- i don't know exactly, but if. they're _five .olds they're telling five year olds wnow— they're telling five year olds wow-ong— they're telling five year olds wnow-ono oo- they're telling five year olds that-end of the- they're telling five year olds that end of the world that it's the end of the world wnow-o— that it's the end of the world wnow-o o— that it's the end of the world wnow-o o on— that it's the end of the world that's a bit dark.— that it's the end of the world that's a bit dark. and this idea wnow— that's a bit dark. and this idea wow-conun- that's a bit dark. and this idea that certain amount of that there's a certain amount of onion— that there's a certain amount of anxiety—should. anxiety that children should no— anxiety that children should no —owun| have about about this stuff, i non-w— have about about this stuff, i oon-w-w— have about about this stuff, i oon-w-w gunn- have about about this stuff, i don't-i just when don't know. i just remember when i was a kid, you get these crazy people saying, you know, with a sandwich end of sandwich board saying the end of the world is standing the world is nigh. standing with a woolwich high a big beard on the woolwich high street and street or whatever. and screaming doom and belonging to a cult. and those people a cult. and now those people are saying it's a cult. and now those people are sayirwhy it's a cult. and now those people are sayirwhy ? it's a cult. and now those people are sayirwhy ? what it's a cult. and now those people are sayirwhy ? what went it's a cult. and now those people are sayirwhy ? what went wrong? it's like, why? what went wrong? it's absolutely insane . anyway, absolutely insane. anyway, moving staying with moving on. we're staying with the climate change theme. we've got sunday with some got the sunday times with some great news. global warming is making globe warmer. making the globe warmer. cressida, april 10th records shattered across the world except for london. i think tnuwooow— except for london. i think thursday was— except for london. i think thursday was a - t :“ ithink thursday was a historic day when soun— thursday was a historic day when gpgn, nonugow— thursday was a historic day when spain, portugal and morocco all nono— spain, portugal and morocco all wono wnon— spain, portugal and morocco all broke their national temperature wooowoo— broke their national temperature wooowoo now— broke their national temperature records for april. _ broke their national temperature records for april. they weren't now— records for april. they weren't g-uow noonon— records for april. they weren't just broken, they— records for april. they weren't just broken, they were shattered . so— just broken, they were shattered . so wno— just broken, they were shattered . so no wo— just broken, they were shattered . so no n o— just broken, they were shattered . so this is a very— just broken, they were shattered . so this is a very scary nonwo— . so this is a very scary onwowo .— . so this is a very scary article . it's— . so this is a very scary article . it's giving me a lot of article. it's giving me a lot of onnow— article. it's giving me a lot of onnow .— article. it's giving me a lot of eco anxiety . it's— article. it's giving me a lot of eco anxiety . it's a— article. it's giving me a lot of eco anxiety . it's a list of eco anxiety. it's a list of temperatures— eco anxiety. it's a list of temperatures and showing how unuouow— temperatures and showing how unuouow wnow— temperatures and showing how unusual they are. _ temperatures and showing how unusual they are. yeah, i mean,

wnowo— unusual they are. yeah, i mean, wnowo wo— unusual they are. yeah, i mean, there was 11.1 c— unusual they are. yeah, i mean, there was 11.1 c made. '“w: unusual they are. yeah, i mean, there was 11.1 c made. ' “w: there was 11.1 c made. and one of there was 11.1 c made. and one on whom.— there was 11.1 c made. and one on when w— there was 11.1 c made. and one of them, i mean, ooh, we're all going to burn. ooh 11.10. so that's quite an increase.- w:wiw “w: “ 0 so that's quite an increase. well, zero is worse . /wiw ”c; zero is worse. zero. you're going to die . you're going to going to die. you're going to freeze to death. this is the thing. and this is this is a genuine this is a true point. this isn't me being facetious or anything. cold weather kills a lot more people hot lot more people than hot weather. the weather. so by bringing the global up , weather. so by bringing the global up, we're global temperature up, we're actually actually saving actually we're actually saving lives. that's not a full onowowo— lives. that's not a full analysis of— lives. that's not a full analysis of the- c that's not a full analysis of the cold weather nwwo— analysis of the cold weather nwwo oo— analysis of the cold weather kills some people by increasing it. kills some people by increasing in you-o— kills some people by increasing in you-o owoo— kills some people by increasing it. you'd stop killing those people-_ it. you'd stop killing those poopwo. woon— it. you'd stop killing those people. yeah, that's the end of woun— people. yeah, that's the end of your oononwoo— people. yeah, that's the end of your sentence rather than. and oooo— your sentence rather than. and oooo n— your sentence rather than. and oooo n nu— your sentence rather than. and does it kill anyone from being hot does it kill anyone from being no n— does it kill anyone from being now in cowo— does it kill anyone from being hot in cold weather? kills a lot more people. but— hot in cold weather? kills a lot more people. but you- hot in cold weather? but you don't hot in cold weather? ”w“wiwi; but you don't know more people. but you don't know if wno— more people. but you don't know if no onnw— more people. but you don't know if the shift that— more people. but you don't know if the shift that you're— ”t�*tiftiil but you don't know if the shift that you're talking about,— if the shift that you're talking about—ono- if the shift that you're talking - about,_save versus about, how many will save versus now— about, how many will save versus now-nono— about, how many will save versus now-mono n— about, how many will save versus how-more it-kill?- how many more it will kill? won,— how many more it will kill? won—n- how many more it will kill?| wow—on nno well, cold weather is at the nononn — well, cold weather is at the moment. cold— well, cold weather is at the. moment. cold-kills well, cold weather is at the moment. cold-kills lot well, cold weather is at the momeit's cold-kills lot well, cold weather is at the momeit's like d-kills lot well, cold weather is at the momeit's like if-kills lot well, cold weather is at the momeit's like if it's-kills lot well, cold weather is at the momeit's like if it's like kills lot well, cold weather is at the momeit's like if it's like the; lot more. it's like if it's like the difference between crashing a jet ski and crashing a bus, there's more people on the bus . there's more people on the bus. so it's worse if you're thinking long term, aren't you? so your

people aren't necessarily- siw“wg l wiw7 so your people aren't necessarily born won.— people aren't necessarily born won. voo— people aren't necessarily born woo. woo, nnn-o— people aren't necessarily born yet. yes, that's right. yeah. anu— yet. yes, that's right. yeah. nnu noo— yet. yes, that's right. yeah. and also .— yet. yes, that's right. yeah. and also , he's— yet. yes, that's right. yeah. and also , he's rather- yet. yes, that's right. yeah. and also , he's rather than just and also, he's rather than just this country across the entire planet over a certain period of time, you don't you know, at the moment one number is bigger than another, but you don't know which number change which number will change at a greater don't trust greater rate. i don't trust ooionnono— greater rate. i don't trust scientists-tell- greater rate. i don't trust scientists-tell me- wgiwiussir i don't trust scientists tell me what scientists to tell me what nnngo— scientists to tell me what nnngo-no- scientists to tell me what nnngo-no bel scientists to tell me whati things-to be like scientists to tell me what- things-to be like in things are going to be like in 40 things are going to be like in we woowo— things are going to be like in 40 years time.— things are going to be like in 40 years time. i— things are going to be like in 40 years time. i think you'll nononng— 40 years time. i think you'll predicting future in your predicting the future in your ononononn. — predicting the future in your statement. _itl statement. it's better if it changes, predicts future. changes, predicts the future. i'm predicting we i'm predicting that if we mannin— i'm predicting that if we maintain our— i'm predicting that if we maintain our human rights, our inownuow— maintain our human rights, our individual freedoms and maintain our individual freedoms and maintain ouononoowo— individual freedoms and maintain our standard-living— individual freedoms and maintain our standard living, which is our standard of living, which is noooo— our standard of living, which is noooo-ouowo- our standard of living, which is based-fuels while- our standard of living, which is based fuels while we based on fossil fuels while we nononon — based on fossil fuels while we transition,-going- based on fossil fuels while we transition, going to we're transition, we're going to we're going— transition, we're going to we're going io— transition, we're going to we're going no oowo— transition, we're going to we're going no o— transition, we're going to we're going to save a lot more lives inan— going to save a lot more lives inon ii— going to save a lot more lives inon ii wo— going to save a lot more lives than if we suddenly just stop all than if we suddenly just stop oii non— than if we suddenly just stop all meat farming, stop all onono— all meat farming, stop all carbon carbon— all meat farming, stop all carbon carbon fuel use. ' “w: carbon carbon fuel use. and you winn— carbon carbon fuel use. and you can think that without having to try and disprove this story, which says there has been a change to the temperature of the planet. yeah, the weather's goning— planet. yeah, the weather's getting better. _ planet. yeah, the weather's getting better. it's- yeah, the weather's getting better. it's literally wnn— getting better. it's literally wnn inio— getting better. it's literally what this story— getting better. it's literally what this story says. you say iogwooo— what this story says. you say zero degrees is— what this story says. you say zero degrees is worse than 11 unooio— zero degrees is worse than 11 unooio wou— zero degrees is worse than 11 unless you're polar bear, in unless you're a polar bear, in wnion—wionl unless you're a polar bear, in. which _wish that which case you really wish that oowo-wouii— which case you really wish that. zero _would-around. zero degrees would hang around. won.— zero degrees would hang around. woii. niooo-o— zero degrees would hang around. well, there's hope. i— zero degrees would hang around. ennis ”w“wii; i don't turn well, there's hope. i don't turn into

well, there's hope. i don't turn innolnoiow— well, there's hope. i don't turn into polar don't know. into a polar bear. i don't know. i don't trust science. so for all you know, happen. all you know, it might happen. but individual but people dismiss individual events as just well, events as just saying, well, it's and if you do it's a one off. and if you do that to the stats, that to all of the stats, eventually you predict eventually you can't predict anything because you've dismissed to dismissed all of the evidence to try and spot trend. i agree try and spot a trend. i agree that it's getting— try and spot a trend. i agree that it's getting more- i agree that it's getting more warmer. ino— that it's getting more warmer. ino wooin— that it's getting more warmer. the world getting the world is getting warmer. i iioogwoo— disagree that that's entirely a noi— disagree that that's entirely a non wing.— disagree that that's entirely a non ining. i— disagree that that's entirely a bad thing. i think we can work winnin— bad thing. i think we can work winnin-wo— bad thing. i think we can work within-we can- bad thing. i think we can work within _we can we - bad thing. i think we can work within we can we can adapt within that. we can we can adapt to within that. we can we can adapt io—going— within that. we can we can adapt io—going io- within that. we can we can adapt io—going no nowol to it. and we're going to have an to it. and we're going to have on opninun— to it. and we're going to have an optimum survival rate if we do an optimum survival rate if we io—io- an optimum survival rate if we io—io owi- an optimum survival rate if we io—io oii inio do that, as opposed to all this ino— do that, as opposed to all this iino onuning— do that, as opposed to all this like shutting down. i mean, ioon— look, look what we're russia wnon— look, look what we're russia when-producing- look, look what we're russia when producing our look, look what we're russia- when-producing our own when we start producing our own ioooii— when we start producing our own ioooii iuoio— when we start producing our own fossil fuels, when— when we start producing our own fossil fuels, when we when we no— fossil fuels, when we when we iuoi ioponioi— fossil fuels, when we when we just depended on— fossil fuels, when we when we just depended on russia for oil oni— just depended on russia for oil oni-nnon— just depended on russia for oil oni-inon owi— just depended on russia for oil and-then all of- just depended on russia for oil and-then all of a- just depended on russia for oil and then all of a sudden and gas, then all of a sudden inow— and gas, then all of a sudden wow-ino— and gas, then all of a sudden they-this, this,- and gas, then all of a sudden they this, this, this lever they had this, this, this lever inn— they had this, this, this lever inn inow— they had this, this, this lever that they could— they had this, this, this lever that they could then use to nunion— that they could then use to punion uo— that they could then use to punish us with.— that they could then use to punish us with. and, you know , punish us with. and, you know, pav— punish us with. and, you know, pow ion— punish us with. and, you know, pow ion on— punish us with. and, you know, pay for an invasion of ukraine. noon. — pay for an invasion of ukraine. noon. nun— pay for an invasion of ukraine. yeah. but when— pay for an invasion of ukraine. yeah. but when you said we could wooi— yeah. but when you said we could iooi winn— yeah. but when you said we could iooi win no— yeah. but when you said we could deal with the fact— yeah. but when you said we could deal with the fact that the pionon-o— deal with the fact that the planet's getting hotter, that woguiwoo— planet's getting hotter, that requires some— planet's getting hotter, that requires some sort of action to be requires some sort of action to io-io— requires some sort of action to iwo-io oioono— requires some sort of action to be-to observe how- requires some sort of action to be to observe how the be taken to observe how the onongoo— be taken to observe how the changes occurring and act ooooniingww— changes occurring and act ooooniingww. — changes occurring and act accordingly . changes occurring and act- accordingly . so we almost could accordingly. so we almost could agree. i'm always trying to find these bits where we could agree, but action, the action that but the action, the action that we take shouldn't be handing the

governments enormous amounts of money of money and enormous amounts of power us. that's what power to control us. that's what iooniown— power to control us. that's what lockdown told _ power to control us. that's what lockdown told - anyway. - t s9 that's what lockdown told anyway. the lockdown told me anyway. the sunday— lockdown told me anyway. the sunday telegraph a former sunday telegraph now in a former bbc sunday telegraph now in a former nnc nioooniow— sunday telegraph now in a former nnc noooniow .— sunday telegraph now in a former bbc presenter , has— sunday telegraph now in a former bbc presenter , has given us bbc presenter, has given us onoinow— bbc presenter, has given us another reason— bbc presenter, has given us another reason not pay the another reason not to pay the iioonoo — another reason not to pay the iioonoo ioo. — another reason not to pay the licence fee. steve— another reason not to pay the licence fee. steve so there's a owoiwion — licence fee. steve so there's a. problem _british problem with not enough british oooonoi— problem with not enough british accents on the— problem with not enough british accents on the news channel, but it's accents on the news channel, but no no — accents on the news channel, but no no now— accents on the news channel, but it's the new news— accents on the news channel, but it's the new news channel which is it's the new news channel which io mongoo— it's the new news channel which io nowgoi ino— it's the new news channel which is merged the global news ononnoi— is merged the global news channel and— is merged the global news channel and uk is merged the global news- channel and-uk-channel, channel and the uk news channel, and channel and the uk news channel, oni—iiocow— channel and the uk news channel, oni—iiocow wno- channel and the uk news channel, and mccoy who worked and it's simon mccoy who worked nooo. — and it's simon mccoy who worked nooo. _w— and it's simon mccoy who worked nooo. -tolsome- here. i used to do some newspaper reviews with the newspaper reviews with in the morning. nice chap. morning. seems like a nice chap. yeah, it was great this yeah, it was great reading this thinking, what's thinking, okay, what's what's the about enough the point here about not enough british because british accents? because i've watched think watched that channel and think i hadnt watched that channel and think i hadn't just hadn't noticed. maybe i just hadnt hadn't noticed. maybe i just hadn't accents. he's hadn't spotted the accents. he's talking about the overnight coverage, comes from coverage, which comes from singapore or washington and actually , if you have a channel actually, if you have a channel that then becomes both the uk channel and the international channel and the international channel overnight , fewer people channel overnight, fewer people will be watching it here than they in the world. they are elsewhere in the world. right. but the problem is they shouldn't have merged the two channels. bbc , whatever you channels. the bbc, whatever you think it, it's going to do think of it, if it's going to do its job, it needs a news channel for uk. yeah. so they for the uk. yeah. so they shouldn't have done this merging. a a stupid

merging. it's a it's a stupid cost cutting my my cost cutting in my in my opinion. and he's the opinion. and he's making the point overnight. point that overnight. right, if you've a licence funded you've got a licence fee funded channel, have channel, maybe it should have more british they just more british accents. they just shouldn't merged it the shouldn't have merged it in the first you have first place. and you would have an overnight channel with british accents. i agree with you— british accents. i agree with you-i— british accents. i agree with you-i iiin-i- british accents. i agree with you-i didn't realise. you steve. i didn't realise it was overnight. _ you steve. i didn't realise it was overnight. wgiw “wg you steve. i didn't realise it. was overnight. _going to was overnight. i was going to offer than one offer to do more than one british i thought that british accent. i thought that would help around i like would help get around it. i like to i can good leo to think i can do a good leo kearse, you know? so go on then. okay curse. so that's okay i'm leo. curse. so that's hilarious. that's pretty good, isn't ? that's pretty isn't it? that's pretty good. whoa. i'm in the room. whoa. it's like i'm in the room. no— whoa. it's like i'm in the room. n-o-no-o— whoa. it's like i'm in the room. n-o-no-o in— whoa. it's like i'm in the room. it's-he's in the— �*fin�*“wiws it's like i'm in the room. it's he's in the observer it's like he's in the observer now more moaning about now with more moaning about aniwow— now with more moaning about aniwow-iwoing— now with more moaning about andrew-being a- now with more moaning about andrew being a misogynist. andrew tate being a misogynist. gogg— andrew tate being a misogynist. niooo oun— andrew tate being a misogynist. kggg pun woun— andrew tate being a misogynist. krista, put your knickers on and non— krista, put your knickers on and non-ino— krista, put your knickers on and tell-this one.- krista, put your knickers on and tell-this one. oh,- krista, put your knickers on and tell this one. oh, okay tell us about this one. oh, okay . now— tell us about this one. oh, okay . heyo ion-i— tell us about this one. oh, okay . hey, don't talk— tell us about this one. oh, okay . hey, don't talk to- tell us about this one. oh, okay . hey, don't talk to pupils about misogynist andrew tate. government urges teachers in england . so i think we've had england. so i think we've had similar stories to this before. teachers are having a very difficult time because there's a lot of misogynistic behaviour happening in classrooms and they've been they're currently they've been they're currently the advice is just don't talk about andrew tate. that's the solution , which i think is not

solution, which i think is not very helpful for them. he's described as the king of toxic masculinity , and so there's masculinity, and so there's a charity called diversified based in rotherham , and they're trying in rotherham, and they're trying to help with this. the charity's co—founder, sarah cunningham, says that within a class of 30 kids, there's usually about eight boys assume it's boys . i eight boys assume it's boys. i mean, girls can like andrew tate to who are big andrew tate fans. and this is causing massive trouble. yeah, but they're not really getting any support over this. but really getting any support over this . but i really getting any support over this. but i mean, the problem the this. but i mean, the problem no ion— this. but i mean, the problem no on noo— this. but i mean, the problem the left has is— this. but i mean, the problem the left has is they— but i mean, the problem the left has is they sort of wow— the left has is they sort of now nooo— the left has is they sort of they made it— the left has is they sort of they made it so- the left has is they sort of they made it so unfashioned able to they made it so unfashioned able no no— they made it so unfashioned able no iwo noio— they made it so unfashioned able no iwo noio, io— they made it so unfashioned able to be male, to be— they made it so unfashioned able to be male, to be able to be a now.— to be male, to be able to be a boy- inow— to be male, to be able to be a boy- they oug— to be male, to be able to be a boy. they said, you— to be male, to be able to be a boy. they said, you know, on all the boy. they said, you know, on all no owi— boy. they said, you know, on all no oii ino— boy. they said, you know, on all the all the campaigns are to onnowown— the all the campaigns are to empower women— the all the campaigns are to empower women and this girl can igni— empower women and this girl can iignn oni— empower women and this girl can iignn oni owi— empower women and this girl can fight and all the— empower women and this girl can fight and all the phrases are iningo— fight and all the phrases are iningo ino— fight and all the phrases are things like toxic— fight and all the phrases are things like toxic masculinity. so things like toxic masculinity. so oiwiouoiw— things like toxic masculinity. so obviously, there's going to inowo-o— so obviously, there's going to inowo-o going— so obviously, there's going to there's going - a - so obviously, there's going to there's going a backlash there's going to be a backlash oni— there's going to be a backlash oni wow-wo— there's going to be a backlash and they're going— there's going to be a backlash and they're going get and they're going to get oonoiwoiw— and they're going to get oonoiwoiwn- and they're going to get somebody , you know, somebody who, you know, they oouii — somebody who, you know, they oouii -oo- somebody who, you know, they could-some sort- somebody who, you know, they could-some sort of. could have had some sort of oonnoiioi— could have had some sort of controlled opposition if they controlled opposition in if they noon-i— hadn't if they hadn't, you know, ouppwooooi— hadn't if they hadn't, you know, ouppwooooi-wno- hadn't if they hadn't, you know, suppressed who spoke suppressed anybody who spoke aboun— suppressed anybody who spoke about maleness_ suppressed anybody who spoke about maleness in a positive wow.— about maleness in a positive wow. inoioooi— about maleness in a positive way. instead, you— about maleness in a positive way. instead, you know, andrew ioio-o— way. instead, you know, andrew ioio-o poppoi— way. instead, you know, andrew

tate's popped up— way. instead, you know, andrew tate's popped up and everybody's flocking— tate's popped up and everybody's iiooning io— tate's popped up and everybody's flocking to him _ tate's popped up and everybody's flocking to him because he oooono— flocking to him because he oooono igni— flocking to him because he speaks right at— flocking to him because he speaks right at the right at inoiw— speaks right at the right at inoiw nooo,— speaks right at the right at their face, speaks truth to nowon — their face, speaks truth to pow wo— their face, speaks truth to power. we were saying this onion— power. we were saying this earlier that— power. we were saying this earlier that the— power. we were saying this earlier that the problem with making— earlier that the problem with making masculinity synonymous winn— making masculinity synonymous wnn noxiooiogw— making masculinity synonymous with toxicology or— making masculinity synonymous with toxicology or whatever the onwooo — with toxicology or whatever the onwooo .— with toxicology or whatever the onwooo , wnon— with toxicology or whatever the phrase , what you— with toxicology or whatever the phrase , what you then is, you've phrase, what you then is, you've ion— phrase, what you then is, you've on no — phrase, what you then is, you've on no onooo— phrase, what you then is, you've left the space for— phrase, what you then is, you've left the space for someone to ionwoni — left the space for someone to come forward and— left the space for someone to come forward and defend toxic nooouiiniw. — come forward and defend toxic masculinity. yeah.- come forward and defend toxic masculinity. “wins“ ' “w: come forward and defend toxic masculinity. / “w: masculinity. yeah. and that's the error. the thing defend the error. the thing is, defend masculinity being toxic. anything is bad . kind of what anything is bad. kind of what the word toxic means in this case. and yet he's winning the onune case. and yet he's winning the online so not sure online battle. so i'm not sure they're making right they're making the right decision, never decision, but let's never address the kids address it. well, when the kids go they go online, go home and they go online, there'll be some clip there'll definitely be some clip that's managed do that's managed to do well somewhere managed to somewhere because he managed to be online promotion. be a genius of online promotion. yeah you're to lose the yeah you're going to lose the row don't in row if you don't take part in it. and dads are fans of it. and the dads are fans of aniwow— it. and the dads are fans of aniwow ino— it. and the dads are fans of andrew tate as— c and the dads are fans of andrew tate as well. so yeah, i wow-wo— andrew tate as well. so yeah, i mean, they're whack a mole boys, non-i— mean, they're whack a mole boys, non-i inowo— mean, they're whack a mole boys, non-innowo — mean, they're whack a mole boys, non-i inowo oi— mean, they're whack a mole boys, aren't they? 0” t “ can aren't they? or masculinity or whatever whack whatever maleness. they're whack a and to a mole in it. and trying to get rid it. unsurprisingly , rid of it. and unsurprisingly, it's popped an unsavoury it's popped up in an unsavoury place. yeah. pop up in a good way— place. yeah. pop up in a good wow .— place. yeah. pop up in a good wow . oo— place. yeah. pop up in a good way . of course,— place. yeah. pop up in a good way . of course, it— t “wins“ pop up in a good way . of course, it could be way. of course, it could be nooouiiniw— way. of course, it could be masculinity without having to be ononing— masculinity without having to be smoking-wearing- masculinity without having to be smoking wearing a dress.

smoking whilst wearing a dress. it's smoking whilst wearing a dress. ins-iono— smoking whilst wearing a dress. n-o-ioio ion— smoking whilst wearing a dress. it's-late for that— smoking whilst wearing a dress. it's-late for that because- it's too late for that because they've there's been they've already. there's been too now it's too much damage. so now it's coming these. i'd like to coming out in these. i'd like to think coming out in these. i'd like to oninn w-woo— coming out in these. i'd like to think we're two— coming out in these. i'd like to think we're two icons- coming out in these. i'd like to think we're two icons of- think we're two icons of masculinity.— think we're two icons of masculinity. i'd like to think onon— masculinity. i'd like to think not noo,— masculinity. i'd like to think that too, steve,— masculinity. i'd like to think that too, steve, but we're oioowiw— that too, steve, but we're . clearly _ right? that too, steve, but we're - clearly _ right? we've clearly not anyway. right? we've all go to toilet. all got to go to the toilet. but coming after we're done, why coming up after we're done, why lewis shaver, the lewis schaefer diet might be correct. why dog leads are not for stupid people and elusive stand and the elusive science of stand up comedy . we'll wash our hands. up comedy. we'll wash our hands. it's see in a couple it's okay. see you in a couple of minutes.

welcome back to headliners kicking things off in this section with the sunday telegraph, which has some good news for anyone firing up the barbecue this weekend . steve barbecue this weekend. steve yeah, maybe it's steve yeah, maybe it's because the ioiogwonn— yeah, maybe it's because the iowogwopn .— yeah, maybe it's because the iowogwopn , nui— yeah, maybe it's because the telegraph , but they phrased it telegraph, but they phrased it this telegraph, but they phrased it inio wow— telegraph, but they phrased it this way thousands of this way that thousands of onono— this way that thousands ofi experts—against experts are uniting against oooioiw— experts are uniting against oooionw oi— experts are uniting against zealotry of plant based diets. ano— zealotry of plant based diets. ano inooo— zealotry of plant based diets. and these are— zealotry of plant based diets. and these are science artists. soionnioio. — and these are science artists. scientists. - i _ and these are science artists. scientists. i mean, again scientists. yeah. i mean, again , scientists. yeah. i mean, again nio— scientists. yeah. i mean, again .tgg io— scientists. yeah. i mean, again .tgg io non— scientists. yeah. i mean, again , this is from the— scientists. yeah. i mean, again

, this is from the files of two iningo— , this is from the files of two iningo oon— , this is from the files of two iningo io— , this is from the files of two things can be true at once. it is things can be true at once. it io nuo— things can be true at once. it io nuo onon— things can be true at once. it is true that growing some meat is true that growing some meat iowooouwo-o— is true that growing some meat is resource intensive. so is quite resource intensive. so nowiwo— is quite resource intensive. so mono—onon- is quite resource intensive. so nowio—nnon oo- is quite resource intensive. so maybe-that as a. is quite resource intensive. so. maybe _that as a fact maybe remember that as a fact ono— maybe remember that as a fact on wou— maybe remember that as a fact on you nooo— maybe remember that as a fact and you need it— maybe remember that as a fact and you need it because it's wooin— and you need it because it's really difficult— and you need it because it's really difficult to replace some of no— really difficult to replace some of in own— really difficult to replace some of the stuff you _ really difficult to replace some of the stuff you get from meat. ino — of the stuff you get from meat. ino nio— of the stuff you get from meat. the b12 iodine— of the stuff you get from meat. the b12 iodine even the b12 iodine didn't even get nonnionoo— the b12 iodine didn't even get mentioned-it- the b12 iodine didn't even get mentioned-it was- mentioned this, but it was ononno— mentioned this, but it was inonno io— mentioned this, but it was thanks to putting iodine on in nooo— thanks to putting iodine on in cow feed while— thanks to putting iodine on in cow feed while we managed to get rid cow feed while we managed to get no oi— cow feed while we managed to get no of ooinoo— cow feed while we managed to get rid of goitres like— cow feed while we managed to get rid of goitres like we just oonn— rid of goitres like we just ion-i nooo— rid of goitres like we just don't have that problem anymore. wnon-o—ining- what's a goitre? it's the thing onon— what's a goitre? it's the thing not gwowo— what's a goitre? it's the thing that grows-it's- what's a goitre? it's the thing that grows it's iodine what's a goitre? it's the thing th needed; it's iodine what's a goitre? it's the thing th needed; your it's iodine what's a goitre? it's the thing thneeded; your thyroidjine what's a goitre? it's the thing th needed; your thyroid and is needed for your thyroid and if is needed for your thyroid and ii ino— is needed for your thyroid and ii iino o— is needed for your thyroid and if like a booboo_ is needed for your thyroid and if like a booboo neck. yeah but it's if like a booboo neck. yeah but no onio— if like a booboo neck. yeah but no inio nugo.— if like a booboo neck. yeah but it's this huge. next one. oh, my on — it's this huge. next one. oh, my on anu— it's this huge. next one. oh, my on and wo— it's this huge. next one. oh, my god. and we-rid- it's this huge. next one. oh, my god. and we-rid of- it's this huge. next one. oh, my god. and we-rid of it- it's this huge. next one. oh, my god. “w: w: g god. and we got rid of it by eating meat. so do vegan people get eating meat. so do vegan people goi onon— eating meat. so do vegan people goi inoi nowo— eating meat. so do vegan people get that now? yes. _ “wg so do vegan people get that now? yes. ”w“wii; “ get that now? yes. there's been an number of an increase in the number of people aren't getting enough iodine people going iodine and people are going to get it's in get on on land because it's in the you can get it from the oceans. you can get it from kelp or stuff like that. so they managed put feed into managed to put the feed into cows because it cows cows because it stops cows having problems with their thyroid and then milk just has loads more iodine in it. so we've all cured we've all just cured that problem realising it. problem without realising it. right. lovely thing. but this problem without realising it. ri just lovely thing. but this problem without realising it. ri just expertsi thing. but this problem without realising it. ri just experts saying, but this problem without realising it. ri just experts saying, well,iis is just experts saying, well, hang minute, maybe just hang on a minute, maybe just going based wouldn't solve going plant based wouldn't solve anything. and that's both anything. and that's true. both things are true at same

things are true at the same time. know, no , just this time. you know, no, just this thing true because we've been thing is true because we've been told we've been told that, oh, go plant based. it's much noonnion— go plant based. it's much healthier. and— go plant based. it's much. healthier. and _thinking, healthier. and i was thinking, mg..— healthier. and i was thinking, non-going- healthier. and i was thinking, non-going io- healthier. and i was thinking, man, going to be i man, that's not going to be i oo— man, that's not going to be i oon-ii— man, that's not going to be i oon-ii i— man, that's not going to be i eat-if i have- man, that's not going to be i eat-if i havelday- man, that's not going to be i eat if i have day and eat plant if i have a day and i oonn— eat plant if i have a day and i ion-i oon— eat plant if i have a day and i don't eat meat,— eat plant if i have a day and i don't eat meat, i— eat plant if i have a day and i don't eat meat, i just don't iooi— don't eat meat, i just don't iooi ino— don't eat meat, i just don't feel like i've— don't eat meat, i just don't feel like i've eaten any real nooo.— feel like i've eaten any real nooo-no— feel like i've eaten any real food.-it's not- feel like i've eaten any real food. it's not real food. it's not it's not real nooo.— food. it's not it's not real nooo. uno— food. it's not it's not real food. like vegan food is the nooo—woun- food. like vegan food is the food _your platei food. like vegan food is the- food _your plate next food you put on your plate next to food you put on your plate next io-wooi— food you put on your plate next io-wooi nooo— food you put on your plate next to-real food and- food you put on your plate next to real food and then you to your real food and then you oowooo— to your real food and then you oonno-ono— to your real food and then you scrape-the bin— to your real food and then you scrape the bin after you've scrape into the bin after you've onon— scrape into the bin after you've ooion woun— scrape into the bin after you've eaten your-food. - scrape into the bin after you've eaten your food. doesn't eaten your real food. it doesn't fill eaten your real food. it doesn't iii—oonn— eaten your real food. it doesn't fill—don't know- eaten your real food. it doesn't fill—don't know howj fill you up. i don't know how you we had you got to that. we had a similar upbringing. we both had mothers us lentils, so mothers that fed us lentils, so i was veggie when i was a kid. i started the last started eating fish. in the last couple i had vegan couple of years, i had a vegan face. in boat. it's face. you live in a boat. it's free. i don't catch it. i've never felt any different. i've been a meat eater. when was been a meat eater. when i was a tiny child. then i stopped tiny child. and then i stopped when i was eight. then was when i was eight. then i was vegan a while. i've never vegan for a while. i've never felt different and i eat. felt any different and i eat. loads of your energy is flagging a loads of your energy is flagging o-nun— loads of your energy is flagging o-nun ono— loads of your energy is flagging a-fruit and veg. - a bit. fruit and veg. no, i run.— a bit. fruit and veg. no, i ruo.wo-woi-- a bit. fruit and veg. no, i just-we've got- a bit. fruit and veg. no, i just. we've got much just. i think we've got so much food society that if food in this society that if you're prepared eat a range, you're prepared to eat a range, i know, a yeah, are i don't know, a yeah, we are omnivores. if you're omnivorous, it's omnivores. if you're omnivorous, n-o iino. — omnivores. if you're omnivorous, n-o iino. ivo— omnivores. if you're omnivorous, n-o iino. i-wo goi— omnivores. if you're omnivorous, it's fine. i've got-good- it's fine. i've got some good nowo-inougn.- it's fine. i've got some goodi news-though.-of

it's fine. i've got some good- news _though. .of the news for you, though. one of the researchers-that— news for you, though. one of the researchers that getting researchers said that getting rid researchers said that getting wii-ono— researchers said that getting rid-and meat- researchers said that getting rid and meat will be rid of dairy and meat will be nowniui— harmful to women, children and the harmful to women, children and ino—inooo- harmful to women, children and ino—inooo on- harmful to women, children and the—those on low. the elderly and those on low incomes. .me- the elderly and those on low incomes. .me all- the elderly and those on low incomes. . wg“ the elderly and those on low- incomes. .me all right. it'll incomes. and me all right. it'll also to me because also be harmful to me because i like stuff. anyway, moving like that stuff. anyway, moving on. got the now with on. we've got the meal now with a who is so a climate activist who is so angry a vegan dinner a climate activist who is so angry he a vegan dinner a climate activist who is so angry he wrote gan dinner a climate activist who is so angry he wrote ani dinner a climate activist who is so angry he wrote an angryer a climate activist who is so angry he wrote an angry tweet option. he wrote an angry tweet . he must have been exhausted after skudder. this . he must have been exhausted af brilliant. skudder. this . he must have been exhausted af brilliant. extinctionler. this is brilliant. extinction rebellion— is brilliant. extinction rebellion founder post furious 391 rebellion founder post furious ooi wooi— rebellion founder post furious ooi wowo ii— rebellion founder post furious 391 word 11 point— rebellion founder post furious 391 word 11 point twitter tirade onon— 391 word 11 point twitter tirade after hospital— 391 word 11 point twitter tirade after hospital staff served him win— after hospital staff served him win ioiioo— after hospital staff served him with boiled carrots for dinner. so with boiled carrots for dinner. so so— with boiled carrots for dinner. so so wou— with boiled carrots for dinner. so so you nwo— with boiled carrots for dinner. so so you two would get on. so he so so you two would get on. so no oounoo— so so you two would get on. so no oounoo o— so so you two would get on. so he sounds a lot— so so you two would get on. so he sounds a lot of— so so you two would get on. so he sounds a lot of fun. mr noiion— he sounds a lot of fun. mr hallam posted— he sounds a lot of fun. mr hallam posted a photo of an oinooi— hallam posted a photo of an ownooi onon— hallam posted a photo of an almost empty plate, so he posted this almost empty plate, so he posted inio nioiuwo. — almost empty plate, so he posted this picture. there— almost empty plate, so he posted this picture. there it is . this picture. there it is. inn-o— this picture. there it is. inoi-o nio— this picture. there it is. that's his vegan- this picture. there it is. that's his vegan option. this picture. there it is. - that's his vegan option. it's not, though, because- not, though, because it's vegan . won,— not, though, because it's vegan . war, woon— not, though, because it's vegan . well, yeah, that— not, though, because it's vegan . well, yeah, that is. but onono— . well, yeah, that is. but that's there— . well, yeah, that is. but that's there were some other nooo— that's there were some other food nono— that's there were some other food items on— that's there were some other food items on the plate before he food items on the plate before no noon— food items on the plate before no noon ino— food items on the plate before he took the pictures. potatoes? noon. — he took the pictures. potatoes? noon. so— he took the pictures. potatoes? noon. so no-o— he took the pictures. potatoes? yeah. so he's he's.— he took the pictures. potatoes? yeah. so he's he's. it's not onon— yeah. so he's he's. it's not not no— yeah. so he's he's. it's not that it's wrong— yeah. so he's he's. it's not that it's wrong to complain oiwoui— that it's wrong to complain oioun ono— that it's wrong to complain about the meal— that it's wrong to complain about the meal, it's that it's wrong to complain about the meal , it's the way he about the meal, it's the way he did about the meal, it's the way he on n.— about the meal, it's the way he on n. ano— about the meal, it's the way he did it. and this— about the meal, it's the way he did it. and this tirade he's gono— did it. and this tirade he's gono on— did it. and this tirade he's gono on io— did it. and this tirade he's gono on io o— did it. and this tirade he's gone on is a bit- did it. and this tirade he's gone on is a bit much. did it. and this tirade he's gone on is a bit much . / wi; gone on is a bit much. yeah. he onouiu— gone on is a bit much. yeah. he should have gone. gone with bupa . if he, if he wants a slap up

five course dinner with duck breast . but i mean, what does he breast. but i mean, what does he expect? he's asked for the vegan opfion expect? he's asked for the vegan option hospital , which option in a hospital, which we've had scientists we've just had scientists explaining . vegan doesn't explaining. vegan food doesn't nounsh explaining. vegan food doesn't nourish you sufficiently well. it nourishes you enough to do onio— it nourishes you enough to do inio. inio— it nourishes you enough to do this. this tweet— it nourishes you enough to do this. this tweet .— it nourishes you enough to do this. this tweet. he it nourishes you enough to do this. this tweet . he went it nourishes you enough to do this. this tweet. he went on to onooo— this. this tweet. he went on to onooo onon— this. this tweet. he went on to stress that he _ this. this tweet. he went on to stress that he did— this. this tweet. he went on to stress that he did not blame the wus— stress that he did not blame the nus ow— stress that he did not blame the nhs or hospital— stress that he did not blame the nhs or hospital staff or even no— nhs or hospital staff or even no uno— nhs or hospital staff or even the uk's individual policies on the uk's individual policies on ono—inonooo- the uk's individual policies on the—instead, he. the environment. instead, he ooio—ioiiuwol the environment. instead, he said _failure ofi the environment. instead, he. said _failure of the said the complete failure of the wnoio — said the complete failure of the wnoio-nunon— said the complete failure of the whole human system. so whole global human system. so keep— whole global human system. so keep in— whole global human system. so keep it specific— whole global human system. so keep it specific to— whole global human system. so keep it specific to adapt to oiinoio— keep it specific to adapt to climate change _ keep it specific to adapt to climate change means the world is climate change means the world io nooooo— climate change means the world io nooooo ion— climate change means the world is headed for mass— climate change means the world is headed for mass suicide . is headed for mass suicide. no— is headed for mass suicide. no no— is headed for mass suicide. it's the complete— is headed for mass suicide. it's the complete failure- is headed for mass suicide. it's the complete failure of the global system caused him to have carrots on his plate for dinner. yes, that seems bit yes, that seems a bit ridiculous. anyway, moving on, the telegraph reports the sunday telegraph reports that dog walkers us that dog walkers are killing us and authorities do have leads to follow. steve oh, very good. it's the extendable leads of the owoiwion —owo- it's the extendable leads of the owoiion—owo ol it's the extendable leads of thei problem—are a trip problem because they are a trip nooowo— problem because they are a trip nooowo ono— problem because they are a trip hazard and actually i disagree winn— hazard and actually i disagree win-onono.— hazard and actually i disagree with-story. it's— hazard and actually i disagree with story. it's the mobile with this story. it's the mobile onono— with this story. it's the mobile onono-ii— with this story. it's the mobile onono-ii wou- with this story. it's the mobile phone - if you see - with this story. it's the mobile- phone-if you see someone phone because if you see someone woining— phone because if you see someone woining onon— phone because if you see someone walking their dog,— phone because if you see someone walking their dog, they've got the walking their dog, they've got ono-soo— walking their dog, they've got ino-soo wowoo- walking their dog, they've got the-500 yards on - walking their dog, they've got the 500 yards on a the dog like 500 yards on a wing— the dog like 500 yards on a oning ono— the dog like 500 yards on a thing and they— the dog like 500 yards on a thing and they just not thing and they are just not paying— thing and they are just not paying attention. i saw i was woining— paying attention. i saw i was

woining onco— paying attention. i saw i was walking once someone paying attention. i saw i was- walking once-someone on walking once and saw someone on a.90— walking once and saw someone on o-go inwougn.— walking once and saw someone on o-go inwougn. n— walking once and saw someone on a-go through. it was- walking once and saw someone on a go through. it was like a a bike go through. it was like a nirwwiwo— a bike go through. it was like a tripwire where— a bike go through. it was like a tripwire where-set- a bike go through. it was like a tripwire where set up tripwire where they'd set up iwoiwoon— tripwire where they'd set up between - and - tripwire where they'd set up between and the dog and between them and the dog and wow— between them and the dog and wow-ignoring- between them and the dog and wow-ignoring n- they were just ignoring it iwoouoo— they were just ignoring it because an because the phone we've got an increase-injuries- increase in head injuries ioouoo— increase in head injuries because people are falling over inonno— because people are falling over inonno-iong- because people are falling over thanks-long leads- because people are falling over thanks long leads and thanks to these long leads and wow— thanks to these long leads and wow-nooo— thanks to these long leads and onow-nowo-oogl thanks to these long leads and tishort-have-dog. thanks to these long leads and tishort lead. have dog thanks to these long leads and tishort lead. thate dog thanks to these long leads and tishort lead. that way dog thanks to these long leads and tishort lead. that way docan't a short lead. that way you can't gonono— a short lead. that way you can't gonono-noooio— garrotte most people in the now.— garrotte most people in the now-loun— garrotte most people in the park-ibut-if- garrotte most people in the park. ibut-if you- garrotte most people in thei park. ibut-if you have garrotte most people in the. park.ibut-if you have a park. but then if you have a short lead, i mean, you won't have this problem with people tripping leads tripping over the long leads that to however long tripping over the long leads this, to however long tripping over the long leads this, 20ft to however long tripping over the long leads this, 20ft or to however long tripping over the long leads this, 20ft or whatever. ever long tripping over the long leads this, 20ft or whatever. but long tripping over the long leads this, 20ft or whatever. but butg it is, 20ft or whatever. but but the dogs going to be able the dogs aren't going to be able to much. no, but i to run around as much. no, but i mean, in the-days,- “ : wt“ no, but i mean, in the days, somehow mean, in the old days, somehow we mean, in the old days, somehow wo-no— mean, in the old days, somehow wo-no-o-nol we managed to train a dog to nooo— we managed to train a dog to nowoliwn— we managed to train a dog to nowolin oi— we managed to train a dog to nowolin of o— we managed to train a dog to havelbit of a run- we managed to train a dog to have bit of a run and then have a bit of a run and then oono-no— have a bit of a run and then oono-no ino- have a bit of a run and then come-to the lead.- have a bit of a run and then come to the lead. somehow come back to the lead. somehow onon— come back to the lead. somehow inoi wowkooi— come back to the lead. somehow that worked. i'm— come back to the lead. somehow that worked. i'm not quite sure the that worked. i'm not quite sure ino-oon— that worked. i'm not quite sure ino-oon nowiwo— that worked. i'm not quite sure the can maybe savage another the dog can maybe savage another dog—soo- the dog can maybe savage another oog—ooo niooo- dog or a toddler. a see these horrible long horrible stories of a long leash. yeah, that long leads oonn— leash. yeah, that long leads ion-i nonw— leash. yeah, that long leads don't help with— yeah, that long leads don't help with not savaging noooiowo. — don't help with not savaging toddlers. .you- don't help with not savaging toddlers. .you know long, toddlers. do you know how long, long they're long. long leads are? 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martin. did you write this? i didn't write no. this has didn't write this. no. this has got nothing to do with me. so it begins with this quote by margaret atwood says, margaret atwood. it says, we've all the margaret atwood all heard the margaret atwood quote i hadn't how quote i hadn't about how everything male fantasy. i everything is a male fantasy. i don't if you've heard this, don't know if you've heard this, she even pretending you she says, even pretending you aren't catering to male fantasies male fantasy. she fantasies is a male fantasy. she wrote in her 1993 novel, the robber bride pretending you're unseen, pretending you have a life of your own that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious the ever hair unconscious of the ever present. she that present. anyway, she says that men watching. mean, men are always watching. i mean, i and i'm always i am very sexist and i'm always suspicious women that say suspicious of women that say they like football . they genuinely like football. but what i think is wrong with this is it doesn't go into detail about what men do because men are constantly thinking women are watching them, aren't they? they are. you lot are always showing and doing always showing off and doing silly women silly things because women are watching right. i watching. right. so we just i just think everybody is very self—centred and thinks they're being possibly. anyway, i think wo-wo-iino— being possibly. anyway, i think we've .time for— being possibly. anyway, i think we've-time for one- “wg anyway, i think we've time for one more we've got time for one more story-— we've got time for one more onow. n-o— we've got time for one more oiow. no no— we've got time for one more story. it's the observer with a onon— story. it's the observer with a oiow oioui— story. it's the observer with a story about trying to make science - better, - story about trying to make science better, dealing science lists better, dealing winn— science lists better, dealing win-nonw- science lists better, dealing- with-handy.fending with hecklers, handy for fending off anti—vaxxers_ with hecklers, handy for fending

off anti—vaxxers . wi; with hecklers, handy for fending off anti—vaxxers “wins“ off anti—vaxxers. steve yeah, some comedians have some stand up comedians have taught some scientists how to do some stand up comedians have taugh'upwme scientists how to do some stand up comedians have taugh'up .ie scientists how to do some stand up comedians have taugh'up . why?tntists how to do some stand up comedians have taugh'up . why? because w to do some stand up comedians have taugh'up . why? because someio stand up. why? because some scientists can do stand up. where my phone call ? but where was my phone call? but anyway, scientists have anyway, five scientists have they've this training they've done this training thing. does make sense. you thing. it does make sense. you can people to funnier. can teach people to be funnier. you teach the mechanics of you can teach the mechanics of jokes . you can teach freud's jokes. you can teach freud's four categories of humour , and four categories of humour, and then practise, which then you can practise, which makes better stuff. this makes you better at stuff. this question you teach funny? makes you better at stuff. this que buti you teach funny? makes you better at stuff. this que but you you teach funny? makes you better at stuff. this que but you canyou teach funny? makes you better at stuff. this que but you can make ach funny? makes you better at stuff. this que but you can make whatever ? no, but you can make whatever funny you've got better. and if no, but you can make whatever funrdon't 've got better. and if no, but you can make whatever funrdon't have)t better. and if no, but you can make whatever funrdon't have)t befunny,nd if no, but you can make whatever funrdon't have)t befunny, you've you don't have any funny, you've probably bigger issues probably got some bigger issues . trying to get . so rather than trying to get yourself stage. so yourself on stage. so yeah, i mean it makes you can mean it makes sense. you can teach to be funny, teach people to be funny, especially scientists , i especially scientists, cause i reckon isn't most reckon there isn't the most comedy see comedy courses that i see advertised are just absolute trash. they're just the most gowiogo— they're just the most garbage comedians couldn't garbage comedians who couldn't nooon—owon teach, you know, they can't even be teach, you know, they can't even io— now- teach, you know, they can't even io— now oonl be funny themselves. how can now— be funny themselves. how can wow—o— be funny themselves. how can inow—o inowo-o- they be teaching? there's a few good— they be teaching? there's a few goon-winn- — they be teaching? there's a few good _think. jeff- good ones, i think. jeff innoooni— good ones, i think. jeff innocent does mike good ones, i think. jeff- innocent does-mike gunn innocent does one, mike gunn oooo— innocent does one, mike gunn oooo ono— innocent does one, mike gunn does one as well. _ innocent does one, mike gunn does one as well. turnaround, onougno— does one as well. turnaround, inougno noon.— does one as well. turnaround, though? yeah. mean, there's though? yeah. i mean, there's a oouno— though? yeah. i mean, there's a oouoonooni-— though? yeah. i mean, there's a couple-ones, but- though? yeah. i mean, there's a couple ones, but they're though? yeah. i mean, there's a cou exception ones, but they're though? yeah. i mean, there's a cou exception rather, but they're though? yeah. i mean, there's a cou exception rather than they're though? yeah. i mean, there's a cou exception rather than the i're the exception rather than the ouio— the exception rather than the wuio. dio— the exception rather than the wuio. i>io wou— the exception rather than the rule. did you ever do a stand up oonoowo— rule. did you ever do a stand up oonoowo noon— rule. did you ever do a stand up comedy? yeah, i— rule. did you ever do a stand up comedy? yeah, i did two and i iii— comedy? yeah, i did two and i on nwo— comedy? yeah, i did two and i on nwo ono— comedy? yeah, i did two and i did two and they— comedy? yeah, i did two and i did two and they were so oiiiowoni,— did two and they were so different, found different, which i found very woooounng— different, which i found very reassuring realised,

reassuring because i realised, oh,— reassuring because i realised, oil—guys- reassuring because i realised, on—guwo noo oh, neither of these guys has a oiuo— oh, neither of these guys has a ouo-iii— oh, neither of these guys has a oiuo-i-ii iuoi— oh, neither of these guys has a clue - i'll just do _ oh, neither of these guys has a clue i'll just do what clue and i'll just do what i ininn. — clue and i'll just do what i ininn. anu— clue and i'll just do what i think. and did— clue and i'll just do what i think. and did it- clue and i'll just do what i think. “w: w: w: i 7 are you think. and did it work? are you ouoon— think. and did it work? are you ouoow iunnwo— think. and did it work? are you super funny? well,— think. and did it work? are you super funny? well, it's- think. and did it work? are you super funny? well, it's ,- think. “w: w: w: i 7 are you super funny? well, it's , it's super funny? well, it's, it's non— super funny? well, it's, it's no ion— super funny? well, it's, it's non for no— super funny? well, it's, it's not for me to— super funny? well, it's, it's not for me to say is it. “wins“ not for me to say is it. yeah. go.— not for me to say is it. yeah. no. i— not for me to say is it. yeah. no. i oonn— not for me to say is it. yeah. no, i don't know. i mean often it's people that are trying to make a living isn't it. it is. people trying to make- l . “wg g g it is. people trying to make a l . “w: g g it is. people trying to make a living. but people trying to make a living. nun w-woo— people trying to make a living. nun owi— people trying to make a living. but we're all trying to that. but we're all trying to do that. ino— but we're all trying to do that. ino onow— but we're all trying to do that. ino onow io— but we're all trying to do that. the show is nearly over now, so ion-o— the show is nearly over now, so ion-o-ononnow— the show is nearly over now, so let's-another quick- the show is nearly over now, so let's another quick look at let's take another quick look at sunoow-o—io- let's take another quick look at sunday's—is the. sunday's front pages. is the sunday— sunday's front pages. is the sunday telegraph has desantis. i ouonon— sunday telegraph has desantis. i ouonon-in— sunday telegraph has desantis. i ouioono-in ou- sunday telegraph has desantis. i support-in our war- sunday telegraph has desantis. i support in our war on support badenoch in our war on wonow— support badenoch in our war on wonow ino— support badenoch in our war on wokery the observer leads with snownow— wokery the observer leads with snownow .— wokery the observer leads with snownow. iii— wokery the observer leads with starmer. i'll be— wokery the observer leads with starmer. i'll be bolder than nioiw— starmer. i'll be bolder than nioiw on— starmer. i'll be bolder than blair on public— starmer. i'll be bolder than blair on public service reform. ino— blair on public service reform. ino noi— blair on public service reform. ino noii on— blair on public service reform. the mail on sunday has. we are all the mail on sunday has. we are oii inwnoo— the mail on sunday has. we are all invited to— the mail on sunday has. we are all invited to swear— the mail on sunday has. we are all invited to swear our oiwogionoo— all invited to swear our allegiance to- all invited to swear our allegiance to the king. the sunday— allegiance to the king. the sunday times— allegiance to the king. the sunday times has archbishop will ask sunday times has archbishop will oon niiiiono— sunday times has archbishop will ask millions to— sunday times has archbishop will ask millions to pledge allegiance— ask millions to pledge allegiance to their king. the sunday— allegiance to their king. the sunday mirror— allegiance to their king. the sunday mirror has £150 million on ooouin— sunday mirror has £150 million on security hikes— sunday mirror has £150 million on security hikes up coronation iii— on security hikes up coronation iiii ono— on security hikes up coronation bill and finally— on security hikes up coronation bill and finally the sunday ixnwooo— bill and finally the sunday ionooo noo— bill and finally the sunday express has king solemn vow to oono— express has king solemn vow to oowo uo— express has king solemn vow to oowo uo oii. — express has king solemn vow to serve us all. and— express has king solemn vow to serve us all. and that's all we nooo— serve us all. and that's all we nowo ino— serve us all. and that's all we have time for. _ serve us all. and that's all we have time for. thank you so much to have time for. thank you so much no my— have time for. thank you so much no my guooio— have time for. thank you so much to my guests, stephen cresta. wo-wo— to my guests, stephen cresta. wo-wo noon— to my guests, stephen cresta. we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. winn— we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. with-monkhouse- we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. with monkhouse and louis with roger monkhouse and louis sonooiow— with roger monkhouse and louis

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