still faces a very saying the uk still faces a very real risk of falling into recession, despite today's drop in inflation. the prime minister, though, says today's inflation figures , which don't inflation figures, which don't include housing costs like mortgage payments, prove the government's plan is working. but a leading think tank has warned that rising interest rates could cause the economy to contract in future. latest figures from the office for national statistics found consumer price index inflation or cpi, dropped to 6.8% in the year to july , a comedy show year to july, a comedy show featuring the comedy writer graham linehan that was cancelled at the edinburgh fringe has now found a new venue. take it. holders will be informed of the location for tomorrow's show shortly before it begins speaking to gb news earlier, graham linehan said he thought the days of comedians being silenced for their views were over. we re ove r. >> were over. >> they could have given me a chance to exit the gig and allow the other acts to perform. they could have done it without a

defaming me on their instagram post as a bigot, which is the first thing these people always do . so, you know , unfortunately do. so, you know, unfortunately we are. we are beginning legal proceedings . now. proceedings. now. >> junior doctors in scotland have voted to accept a pay offer from the scottish government that means they'll receive a pay rise of 12.4% and it's going to be backdated to april. scotland's health secretary michael matheson says he's very pleased with the result and also pleased with the result and also pleased with the result. the prince and princess of wales have congratulated the england women football squad, who are through to their first ever world cup final. the lionesses beating australia 3—1 in sydney with platoons scoring england's first goal in the 36th minute. australia equalised through sam kerr in the second half, but lauren hemp and alessia russo put england 3—1 up. england now

face spain in sunday morning's final and the labour leader, sir keir starmer, has called for a bank holiday if they win . this bank holiday if they win. this is gb news across the uk on your tv, in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play gb news this is britain's news . by saying play gb news this is britain's news. channel >> hello and welcome to headliners. >> the show where comedians tackle serious news stories while trying not to get in serious trouble. >> i'm dixon, the people's >> i'm nick dixon, the people's host . host. >> as known , and i'm here. >> as i'm known, and i'm here. that's such a big laugh. i almost can't do my job. too i'm funny. and i'm here with one of the cheapest double acts in the business. schaefer. business. it's louis schaefer. that's not him. and paul cox . that's not him. and paul cox. that's not him. and paul cox. that's louis schaefer. all right. perfect how are you both doing? thanks . nick. >> great, thanks. nick. >> great, thanks. nick. >> people's presenter. >> the people's presenter. >> the people's presenter. >> i came up with that. yeah. how you feel about that? how do you feel about that? >> how you feel about it? it's completely untrue. >> there's less touch.

completely untrue. >know. �*e's less touch. completely untrue. >know. you less touch. completely untrue. >know. you come less touch. completely untrue. >know. you come from touch. i know. you come from the people. you come from up there in cumbria. wherever you come from, the from, and you should be the people. the most people. but you're the most arrogant, well, arrogant, out of touch. well, that's not. >> that's true. >> that's not true. >> that's not true. >> not true. >> that is not true. >> that is not true. >> is totally true. >> it is totally true. he's like, he's call him the like, oh, he's i call him the mayor. and yeah, no, no, mayor. genius and yeah, no, no, louis thinks something that louis thinks something like that because projection because it's sort of projection , is the therapy term , i believe is the therapy term because paul, i'm because, you know, paul, i'm just guy. just a normal guy. >> i've always made me feel very welcome. >> there you go. you see? so who's more or louis who's more mad, me or louis schaefer? i'd happily do that. paul be honest paul on twitter, to be honest with you. >> right. okay. do the >> all right. okay. well, do the thing twitter. >> all right. okay. well, do the thirall twitter. >> all right. okay. well, do the thirall right.ter. do that. >> all right. we'll do that. >> all right. we'll do that. >> first, maybe we should >> but first, maybe we should have a quick look at the paper since called headliners. since it is called headliners. >> have look at >> so let's have a look at thursday's pages. >> so let's have a look at thlso ay's pages. >> so let's have a look at thlso the pages. >> so let's have a look at thlso the daily pages. >> so let's have a look at thlso the daily page goes with >> so the daily mail goes with jim the british museum. jim heist at the british museum. >> there it the telegraph. >> there it is, the telegraph. >> there it is, the telegraph. >> stolen from >> priceless jewels stolen from british sunak british museum. the time sunak ease the squeeze. >> massive optimism from soon out there. the guardian stands by lock despite by pension triple lock despite surging costs, the mirror has the history girls not sure . the history girls not sure. >> oh, the football, presumably. and the star dreaming of 66. >> another football one and those. we are front pages .

those. we are front pages. >> so paul we're going to start with the daily mail. >> yeah, we're going to go straight with the headline on the daily mail, which is jim heist the british museum. heist at the british museum. >> can say about >> now, what can i say about thisnot a lot, really. >> not a lot, really. >> not a lot, really. >> i mean, it doesn't say who, it doesn't say when it doesn't say just us that say how. it just tells us that it happened. not to worry it happened. and not to worry because all over like because they're all over it like a however, i mean, it a flannel. however, i mean, it is a serious story. they seem to have sacked someone on the basis that things, gems, jewellery have gone missing from a store cupboard, things that weren't necessarily on display but have been stored and were either found to be damaged or missing . found to be damaged or missing. well, say is well, they don't say is obviously who because it's an ongoing investigation . but you ongoing investigation. but you normally things like this normally say things like this was in so—and—so's bedroom was found in so—and—so's bedroom or, you know, the suspects, the suspects garage or whatever. but it doesn't that far. it doesn't go that far. >> they're being a bit >> well, they're being a bit careful, sort careful, but they seem to sort of an of an individual. >> we believe may be responsible. >> and, know, some people

>> and, you know, some people would would say, you would say lefties would say, you stole all that stuff. >> anyway, avoided that. stole all that stuff. >> butway, avoided that. stole all that stuff. >> but yeah, avoided that. stole all that stuff. >> but yeah, avo should at. stole all that stuff. >> but yeah, avoshould avoid >> but yeah, we should avoid that we that stuff that because we earn that stuff going fixing world. going around fixing the world. >> right. >> all right. >> all right. >> and the other thing, though, that lewis, it's that struck me, lewis, is it's just story. just quite a funny story. >> kind of like it's not >> it's kind of like it's not funny, but kind of funny, really, but it's kind of like of movie you would like the kind of movie you would be in, know what i be an extra in, you know what i mean? night at museum. mean? a night at the museum. everything's stolen. >> i did movie. everything's stolen. >> idid movie. just. >> yeah, i did a movie. ijust. i did a movie there just the other a movie. other day. quite a big movie. i forget of it. and it's absolutely. >> well, it's almost like the story. >> i did a movie. there was i don't remember the name, but it's is. it's ridiculous it's it is. it's a ridiculous story. the fact is that story. the fact is, is that because you let people people are horrible everywhere, not just in this country. people here in this country are horrible, but they're all across the can't the world. you can't trust people with to gb news. people with stuff to gb news. >> i love the way lewis is on gb news says people news and just says people in this country. >> are horrible, doesn't care i >> -- >> you know, hum >> you know, i'm saying i represent the people of great britain. it's like me. you go to my house and can't believe my house and you can't believe how the mugs have how many of the mugs i have stolen. i've done a million of

the reams of paper. >> i believe that everybody steals stuff. >> a museum. there's >> you're in a museum. there's nothing except for some nothing to steal except for some stuff. lewis haven't been stuff. lewis haven't you been escorted jobs by the escorted away from jobs by the police the actually police in the past? actually that is. >> you think i'm crazy? but >> do you think i'm crazy? but i've got evidence. >> do you remember that? >> why do you remember that? >> why do you remember that? >> well, i remember the things you me. you tell me. >> 5 you tell me. >> a little file >> i put them in a little file to use against you later. >> actually, new >> well, actually, twice in new york police is actually york that the police is actually were cold. >> i mean, kind of people we >> i mean, the kind of people we have to work basically, have to work with. so basically, yeah, bit of a you know yeah, it's a bit of a you know what, little bit what, lewis? it's a little bit of knock on story, to use your of a knock on story, to use your catchphrase, because we don't know about know much about it. >> anybody could call it non >> anybody could call it a non story. story. a story. it's a non story. it's a it's okay, well, it's a nonsense. okay, well, let's it's a nonsense. okay, well, let'i mean, could be >> i mean, it could be important, but it's not. it's >> i mean, it could be impthatit, but it's not. it's >> i mean, it could be impthat much. it's not. it's not that much. >> say someone's nicked >> you can say someone's nicked some yeah. some stuff maybe. yeah. >> you've got something. >> oh, you've got something. >> oh, you've got something. >> no. >> no, no, no. >> say anything more >> i can't say anything more than we probably should give it a of gravitas by a little bit of gravitas by saying is the british museum saying it is the british museum that's true. >> expensive that >> it is expensive stuff that was half. was three and a half. >> true. and it's a disgrace. >> and i, for one, am appalled. >> and i, for one, am appalled. >> yeah, against forms >> yeah, we're against all forms of stealing.

>> true. against >> that's true. it's against the ten commandments. let's have a look at the. >> what? the daily mail next. >> then. >> then. >> are we talking about that now? >> what we have? no, we're still sticking. we're going to stay with the daily mail. >> we're to going >> however, we're to going say with the biggest ball, with the biggest story day. now, i biggest story of the day. now, i don't if i'm alone on this. don't know if i'm alone on this. i might be, but i think i might be, but i'm overexcited. excited the overexcited. i'm excited by the lionesses winning beating lionesses winning today, beating the own the aussies in their own backyard through backyard and progressing through to the women's cup final. to the women's world cup final. i beckham in i know david beckham got in trouble for calling them girls. that not sure that is outrageous. i'm not sure what supposed to call them. what he's supposed to call them. perhaps it's football ears who are to birth. i don't are able to give birth. i don't know true answer know what the true true answer to whoever to that is. whoever it is fantastic. mean, i watch a lot fantastic. i mean, i watch a lot of sport. >> i love sport, i love football. >> i like men's and women's football. standard football. the standard of women's football this has women's football this year has been good, been very, very good, comparatively been very, very good, comparethat's great because >> and that's great because you're say you're legally required to say that london, that now in sadiq khan, london, i i want to say i i mean, i just want to say i love the women's football. i mean, i just want to say i lowlt'se women's football. i mean, i just want to say i low it's amazing's football. i mean, i just want to say i lowlt's amazing they tball. i mean, i just want to say i lowlt's amazing they should be >> it's amazing they should be paid at least as much as the men, more. men, probably more. >> and they're brave and amazing. lewis that's my position anyway. what's your position? my position exactly position anyway. what's your pos same my position exactly position anyway. what's your pos same my posi'word. exactly position anyway. what's your pos same my posi'word. iaxactly position anyway. what's your pos same my posi'word. i mean, the same as your word. i mean, you you said, have

you said, like you said, we have to the fact is, it's girls football in america. in america, the over 15 team beat the the boys over 15 team beat the women men's national team in america . so this is what. so it america. so this is what. so it is. i'll take the heat. i know nick doesn't want to get involved in this, but i'll take the heat. it's. it's nice. it's these girls. i mean, i'll tell you something. i looked them you something. i looked at them and looking. and they're very good looking. they're very probably gone. >> let's just had a little >> then let's just had a little bit of bounce genuinely right. >> f- right. >> the problem with this >> this is the problem with this politics has got involved and comparisons get made. if you compare women's football with women's this an women's football, this is an extremely standard. extremely good standard. the whole women's football with women's whole women's football with woryeah , if you compare, it's >> yeah, if you compare, it's a good standard. >> that's a terrible you can't use only. use that, but you can only. >> but you can only do >> but what you can only do is, is judge it by its own merit. i mean, what doesn't help is what's the name in the states. now >> the rapinoe. >> the rapinoe. >> everyone hates the penalty. recently, she's created this whole thinks what whole storm. she thinks what she's a legacy whole storm. she thinks what she herself a legacy whole storm. she thinks what sheherself and a legacy whole storm. she thinks what sheherself and help a legacy whole storm. she thinks what sheherself and help propel:y for herself and help propel women's football into the future. all she's done is created huge problems that they'll they'll now spend the next 18 months, two years fixing

and going on again. i really hope england go on to beat spain come on. england. >> yeah but you know paul ? >> yeah but you know what paul? it politicised, but it has been politicised, but that's our fault. that's not really our fault. it's just, you know, in sadiq khan campaign where men khan mate campaign where men were told they were just inherently evil, one thing that came was the evil came up in it was the evil misogynist guy was saying, oh, i'm not sure about some of the women's football . and the others women's football. and the others went, actually pretty went, it's actually pretty decent, sure decent, mate. so i'm not sure you're even allowed legally to not like football in not like women's football in this we saw ed this country. and we saw ed davey this incredibly davey post this incredibly cnnge cringe photo. he's been getting hammered where hammered for on twitter where he's it's he's like enjoying a pint. it's like a normal man like i'm just a normal man enjoying pint and watching enjoying my pint and watching the football. the women's football. and keir starmer has one, it starmer has done one, isn't it a weird thing, that one, weird political thing, that one, that's gap stuff we that's all the pay gap stuff we have to talk about and we all just have to like the women's football opinion on football and have an opinion on it. that like why it's it. and isn't that like why it's been political? it. and isn't that like why it's beei political? it. and isn't that like why it's beei so. litical? >> i think so. >> i think so. >> mean, don't know if louis >> i mean, i don't know if louis wants to come in here. it doesn't look like he does. i would you know, would say would you know, all i would say is a shame that on is that it's a shame that on today when we when the england's women's has it through

women's team has made it through to final, we're to the world cup final, we're actually talking those actually talking about those points. would points. i don't think we would have talked about that had this whole transformation women's whole transformation of women's football in in 2003 football taking place in in 2003 or 1994. it's mental now. so everything's got to be identity politics. >> culture war. yeah, you're right. >> all right. what about the telegraph, lewis? >> the telegraph if come back to school, that's keegan beggs. absent pupils on results day . absent pupils on results day. and this gillian keegan. she's the education secretary. she's bemoaning. i don't know if that's the right word. she's bemoaning the fact that people that students aren't going to school. and last year, 28% of the took least the students took at least a month off and she's saying, you know, please , please come back know, please, please come back to school. and she said, this is a funny thing . she said, i would a funny thing. she said, i would actually she says, i wouldn't actually she says, i wouldn't actually describe it as true . actually describe it as true. and see, i think what's happened is with attendance is that a lot of young people have lost their confidence . the fact is they confidence. the fact is they lost their confidence in the educational system in this country it's been 100% country because it's been 100% iv country because it's been 100% ly thing in america , 100%

ly same thing in america, 100% lies for the last three years. and they say, why do we have to go to state schools, which i mean schools that are owned by the state that are just going to lie yeah, it is. and lie to us? yeah, and it is. and we no future. we have no future. >> it is the legacy that's >> and it is the legacy that's good. nice, uplifting message for views. it's yeah, for the 5 am. views. it's yeah, it's legacy of again, it's legacy of covid. again, it was shutting the was absurd shutting down the schools. here that schools. she's saying here that people and people should dig deep and come back classroom. mad back to the classroom. how mad is to dig deep just is it they have to dig deep just to to school. but i don't to go to school. but i don't blame them because they they got out the with this out of the habit with this ridiculous closure. >> you very rarely >> also, you know, i very rarely get near offended. it's get anywhere near offended. it's impossible, really. but comments like almost me like that almost offends me because these are the arbiters of this problem . they created of this problem. they created the and now they're the problem and now they're saying to these youngsters who they through the mill and they put through the mill and back else has been back like nobody else has been put before. and i've got put through before. and i've got no experience of this no personal experience of this with my daughter. she missed this when she was in this happened when she was in year went into year year six and she went into year seven. and that's those seven. and that's for those who don't bridge don't know, is the bridge between primary and secondary education uk . and you education in the uk. and you know, she did struggle. she's now you know, she's now

now back on you know, she's now back keel and back on an even keel and everything's but everything's great for her. but there's a lot of kids that were forced back into homes that were not for them to not the best place for them to be. were unable be. they were unable parents were to look after all were unable to look after all the children way they the children in the way they needed unable to needed to. they're unable to educate the way they educate them in the way they needed and the of the needed to. and at the end of the day, three children ran day, about three children ran out millions children out of millions of children were particularly this particularly made unwell by this disease . and there no way disease. and there is no way they should have done what they did right. it was terrible. did was right. it was terrible. >> quick look at >> let's have a quick look at the times. >> paul yes, sunak ollie's the squeeze. is the pm has squeeze. now. this is the pm has told the times he's not he's optimistic he'll tame inflation with discipline on public spending and tax. and he's never not delivered on anything else. nick so i see no reason not to be excited about this . be excited about this. >> yeah. >> okay. yeah. >> okay. yeah. >> mean, mean, what do you >> okay. yeah. >> nlewis? mean, what do you think? lewis? >> what i think? i think >> what do i think? i think it's, he's just saying he's it's, it's he's just saying he's really optimistic. he passionately believes. he thinks that you're going start that you're going to start seeing the prospect of wages growing fast and inflation. he has to be optimistic. he doesn't have a chance in hell. he doesn't represent the true story

voter in this country. doesn't represent the true story voter in this country . that's voter in this country. that's true. and so, yeah, no , you're right. >> it's not. it's all it's a bit of nothing, isn't it. it's a bit of nothing, isn't it. it's a bit of a bit of fluff really. he says it's going to be discipline and on public spending, that's always what sunak offers. and that done much so that hasn't really done much so far. but that hasn't really done much so far. it but that hasn't really done much so far. it seems but that hasn't really done much so far. it seems like but that hasn't really done much so far. it seems like a but that hasn't really done much so far. it seems like a kindiut that hasn't really done much so far. it seems like a kind of yeah, it seems like a kind of nothing really. all nothing story, really. all right, the break then. right, let's do the break then. that's one. but that's it. for part one. but coming politicians enticing coming up, politicians enticing children. that children. i'm not sure what that means. birth rate means. china's birth rate collapses in collapses and why people in wales and northern ireland need extra my words. extra help, not my words. it's in you

>> you're listening to news radio . radio. >> welcome back to headline is i'm nick dixon still here with the nation's favourite double act it's paul cox or lewis for first oh he's gone for a white shirt. lewis from paul cox. there they are both together. classic double act the new morecambe wise on a budget. morecambe and wise on a budget. so get anna so let's get into it. anna prince mohammed bin salman is set to visit the uk. one of my all time favourite boxers. >> yeah , i know that. >> lewis yeah, i know that. that's a joke. i know because i don't follow boxing, so i don't know. it sounds like a huge figure country. well, a figure in this country. well, a lot of people, they have the exact name, especially in exact same name, especially in those. these those. and some of these countries, very countries, they have very few names comment. names like no comment. i don't know, racist or know, is that racist or something? i don't think it is. anyway, a whole anyway, so this is a whole article the times . anyway, so this is a whole article the times. times article in the times. times where times have basically where the times have basically done a review of . british and done a review of. british and saudi arabian politics and

economics because this guy salman is making a visit in five years and basically first visit in five years, first visit in five years. and i think i think they they want to take people's minds over the fact that the guy is probably a murderer. minds over the fact that the guy is probably a murderer . yeah, it is probably a murderer. yeah, it looks like he is. i don't know if i'm allowed to say it. i have noidea if i'm allowed to say it. i have no idea for a lot to say. that got a lot of money and i might have just insulted the whole sort of kingdom of saudi arabia, which not mess with them. which is not mess with them. really. i might have done it. which is not mess with them. rea|on i might have done it. which is not mess with them. rea|on theight have done it. which is not mess with them. rea|on the otherave done it. which is not mess with them. rea|on the other hand, ne it. which is not mess with them. rea|on the other hand, thet. but on the other hand, the saudis basically given saudis have basically given two fingers we're fingers to america, say we're going whatever we want to going to do whatever we want to do. planning war against do. there planning a war against iran possibly , from what iran, possibly, from what i know. they're making friends know. and they're making friends with so the whole thing with israel. so the whole thing is up for grabs. >> i'd like to distance myself from lewis's comments . and from lewis's comments. and i'm big with saudi arabia. big friends with saudi arabia. but a question, paul, but yeah, it's a question, paul, is how far obviously there's a khashoggi thing, very controversial and how far where's the line? because you have to have diplomatic relations with countries china, russia, your favourite russia, whichever your favourite one to name. where is the

one is to name. so where is the line? do you think? line? what do you think? >> is >> well, this is what this is the sort thing that really the sort of thing that really exposes culture for exposes the culture war for me. >> i mean, learned >> i mean, if we've learned anything, the way to on anything, the way to move on and heal with £1 heal things is with a £1 trillion investor program, irrespective they've irrespective of what they've done, that's one thing we've learned it will fix learned it will. it will fix anything can do anything. if anything you can do anything. if they brought adolf hitler back now and he fixed child cancer and gave everyone £1 million, they'd rewrite history. so we do know that there is a lot of sin racism in the business world in this world. i mean, i'm not sure that he murdered anyone. he's not the sort of guy that would do that. i don't think. louis i'd to say to everyone i'd just like to say to everyone out arabia, along out there in saudi arabia, along with all travel people with nick, we all travel people . great people , . great people, great people, saudi arabia. >> but you're right, paul. the question is we've got this cost of economies of living crisis, economies tanking. to have tanking. can we afford to have morals? really the morals? that's really the question this question that we've got this great guys, great new deal, guys, don't worry that's worry about the thing that's ages ago . that's basically it. ages ago. that's basically it. >> afford have >> we can't afford to have morals won't. we won't. morals and we won't. we won't. >> it looks like we won't anyway. okay i think we're pretty much dealt with that

story. probably issuing pretty much dealt with that stlengthy probably issuing pretty much dealt with that stlengthy apologyly issuing pretty much dealt with that stlengthy apology to issuing pretty much dealt with that st lengthy apology to the ;suing pretty much dealt with that st lengthy apology to the entire a lengthy apology to the entire country later on when someone a lengthy apology to the entire counfme ater on when someone a lengthy apology to the entire counfme to.r on when someone a lengthy apology to the entire counfme to. but when someone a lengthy apology to the entire counfme to. but let'sl someone a lengthy apology to the entire counfme to. but let's do�*meone a lengthy apology to the entire counfme to. but let's do the>ne tells me to. but let's do the telegraph. might telegraph. and families might have to pay they thought have to pay taxes. they thought they'd it sounds like have to pay taxes. they thought they'd using t sounds like have to pay taxes. they thought they'd using my unds like have to pay taxes. they thought they'd using my accountant, they're using my accountant, paul they're using my accountant, paul. i'm joking. he's great. >> another apology? yeah, a bunch of personal apologies coming show . so, bunch of personal apologies coming show. so, hmrc coming after the show. so, hmrc crackdown on home loan schemes sold by top advisers could cost individuals thousands. sold by top advisers could cost individuals thousands . so this individuals thousands. so this is all for me about inheritance tax. it's about people trying to avoid it. now, inheritance tax is the most cynical and cruellest forms of tax. to tax the dead to prevent their own family. now we might differ on this, actually, because this is quite a conservative. i don't know if this is a conservative point of view, but for me , i am point of view, but for me, i am for all the people that are trying to avoid this tax and the fact that they are going to get caught after thinking i've avoided it makes me feel very uncomfortable. >> i'm with you, paul. i mean, this this person died in january

2011, more than seven years after she set up a trust in 2003. and then and then why does that have to go to the government? they want everything. i mean, surely, louis, this seems very un—american. >> they have a they have the >> it they have a they have the same in america. same kind of taxes in america. i generally agree with paul. but on the other side, this is somebody who is who the somebody who is who has the money trust. they money to set up a trust. they have a lot of property. they have a lot of property. they have children to leave it to. these are people who have everything going for them. i hope they die. well some of them already have, louis. >> you're luck. many >> so you're in luck. but many years ago. >> but. but the point is just because the money is that they should have it taken away from them. >> no. does it, louis? >> no. does it, louis? >> no. does it, louis? >> no , it doesn't. but because >> no, it doesn't. but because i'm bad with money and i have no money, i know. know the people money, i know. i know the people out thinking, out there thinking, this guy's a rich new jew, no, rich new york jew, but no, they're all thinking louis is bad with money. >> sure. >> i'm pretty sure. >> i'm pretty sure. >> pretty i'm thinking >> i'm pretty sure. i'm thinking that if think with that if you think i'm bad with money, tweet. that if you think i'm bad with mo tweet tweet. that if you think i'm bad with mo tweet . tweet. that if you think i'm bad with mo tweet . louisat. that if you think i'm bad with mo tweet . louis yeah, yeah, >> tweet. louis yeah, yeah, absolutely. is . yeah. absolutely. there it is. yeah. but is, these people but the thing is, these people may have been rich, but this seems to apply to a lot of

people who aren't rich. your parents work all parents work hard. they work all their pass it on their lives. they pass it on to their lives. they pass it on to their shouldn't they? their kids. why shouldn't they? and government's and then the government's like, we'll have a piece of that. why are talking about are you talking about inheritance taxes? >> agree with you. >> yeah, well, i agree with you. i thing taxes i mean, the thing about taxes is, they a little bit of is, is they take a little bit of it's it's like like it's like it's like it's like they're collecting water by taking out of the taking a little bit out of the rainwater, little out of rainwater, a little bit out of the river, a little bit the out of a river, a little bit out the bathtub, little bit out of the bathtub, a little bit out of the bathtub, a little bit out of the ocean. and people out of the ocean. and as people don't end of the don't notice at the end of the day, i'm with you. death to the government. >> okay. not quite i say, >> okay. not quite what i say, but louis, you talk about inheritance taxes. like that's what that's what the story is about. that's what the story is about. that's what talking about. let's what the story is about. that's wh the talking about. let's what the story is about. that's wh the guardianig about. let's what the story is about. that's wh the guardian andiout. let's what the story is about. that's wh the guardian and china's:'s do the guardian and china's fertility dropped fertility rate dropped to a record in probably due record low in 2022, probably due to child policy not to to the one child policy not to be with louis. one be confused with louis. one child, still speaks you. child, he's still speaks to you. policy >> louis, why do you think i speak both them? they speak to both of them? they don't necessarily me. don't necessarily speak to me. i meant how would meant jonathan. how would you. oh yeah, other oh that child. yeah, the other one child the other oh that child. yeah, the other one anyway, child the other oh that child. yeah, the other one anyway, we ild the other oh that child. yeah, the other one anyway, we haven'tother oh that child. yeah, the other one anyway, we haven't had' one. anyway, we haven't had a chance to get to fight with each other. chinese fertility rate dropped a record low in 2022. estimates show where the

estimates coming from, they're coming from the chinese government themselves. they cannot be trusted. according to my personal sources, which come from watching lots of youtube videos this channel, china videos on this channel, china has lost perhaps they've lied about their numbers consistently because it has to do with how rich the country is and whether they've got enough manpower to fight all these wars that they want to fight. and they might have million people and have lost 100 million people and that they're that they're basically crumbling and they might have only only ten years before the entire country . and before the entire country. and i'm not making this up. this is what i've actually heard. i'm not even predicting it. yeah but it from the love. it comes from the death of love. this it's the death of love. >> and it's also authority and policies. mean, they're under policies. i mean, they're under 1 billion are predicted to fall under tiny. under1 billion. that's tiny. that's paul and also. that's nothing. paul and also. but isn't this a result of this one child policy, 1979 2015? one child policy, 1979 to 2015? there's a long time. it did 36 one child policy, 1979 to 2015? there ofa long time. it did 36 one child policy, 1979 to 2015? there of this; time. it did 36 one child policy, 1979 to 2015? there of this. theye. it did 36 one child policy, 1979 to 2015? there of this. they didn'td 36 one child policy, 1979 to 2015? there of this. they didn't put years of this. they didn't put it surprised china it. i'm surprised that china because actually what's happened now it can't be the one now is it can't just be the one child because birth rates

now is it can't just be the one chila because birth rates now is it can't just be the one chila problemecause birth rates now is it can't just be the one chila problem acrossbirth rates now is it can't just be the one chila problem across loadsates now is it can't just be the one chila problem across loads of s are a problem across loads of countries western countries countries from western countries to and korea and so on. to japan and korea and so on. but it can't just be that. but i'm surprised china didn't predict the of new war predict that the sort of new war is going to be about birth rates in a sense because china is so smart. they've missed smart. but they've missed the point countries point that countries with dwindling rates dwindling birth rates will suffer to bring suffer and they'll have to bring in of people and in all sorts of people and they'll struggle, whereas countries with higher birth rates the longer rates will win in the longer term. don't know. that was term. i don't know. that was a bit of a rant. well, what do you think? >> no, you're absolutely right. and me. there must >> no, you're absolutely right. anisome me. there must >> no, you're absolutely right. anisome chinese me. there must >> no, you're absolutely right. anisome chinese proverb ere must >> no, you're absolutely right. anisome chinese proverb thatnust be some chinese proverb that clever yourself are clever people like yourself are aware totally unaware aware of. i'm totally unaware of. china, china , of. but china, china, china, they. they always seem like they're ahead of the game to me. i always i'm always suspicious when they get it wrong. this feels they've it wrong. feels like they've got it wrong. and have i got it and i'm like, have i got it wrong? >> w- g feels like >> because this feels like misinformed, do think? >> because this feels like misand'med, do think? >> because this feels like misand they're) think? >> because this feels like misand they're actually nk? >> because this feels like misand they're actually double >> and they're actually double bluffing. it got loads of people, billions. >> can't a superpower >> you can't be a superpower with population . with a dwindling population. that's what that's just that's that's what that's just a matter isn't it? you've matter of fact, isn't it? you've got building your got to keep building your armies. got to you've got armies. you've got to you've got to keep capturing you've to keep capturing land. you've got resources. you got to keep your resources. you can't if you're if can't do that if you're if

you're a million people you're losing a million people every it every year. now, of course, it would more like would take probably more like 100, this to get 100, 200 years for this to get to of terrifying to down any sort of terrifying no sooner than that, a million, a million a year and how many. but it's a a year. but it's not a a year. >> they're lying about that. there's a whole generation of people have kids and no people who have one kids and no kids and they stop. it's kids and. and they stop. it's going to be a matter of as few as ten years, i've heard. here's the thing. the thing is, is that what was china put all what china did was china put all their wealth into building apartments. tiny tiny little apartments. tiny tiny little apartments. and they took people from the countryside where they had lots of kids and lots of room. and they put them in these tiny apartments. the tiny apartments. and that's the single factor for people single biggest factor for people not children. you can not having children. you can look it i'm not okay. look it up. i'm not okay. >> that's interesting. i mean, i just want to commit myself. in fact, bbc fact, check myself like bbc verified actually i said verified because actually i said it's fall to 1 billion it's going to fall to 1 billion before the the century. before the end of the century. so still quite a while so that's still quite a while off. i jumped. going off. so i jumped. they're going to one. but it's one to be on that one. but it's one problem authoritarian problem with authoritarian governments. do they do these things are quite of things that are quite sort of shortsighted, they punish their own you end up own people, but then you end up with rates. and also

with low birth rates. and i also think not that china's done this, in the west, we're so this, but in the west, we're so obsessed with climate change. we've thing, we've missed the big thing, which low birth which is going to be low birth rates. if you listen rates. and if you listen to people elon musk, people like elon musk, richest man in the world, not me saying it, he says the real problem. well, can also prove >> well, you can also prove declining birth rates. it's very difficult to 100% that co2 difficult to 100% prove that co2 is causing are are you a climate denier ? denier? >> paul that's what i'm hearing. >> paul that's what i'm hearing. >> denier i'm someone who believes in climate change, but i don't believe that we should be about that we be so terrified about it that we all we're to die all think we're going to die next all think we're going to die nexi agree. all just >> i agree. all right. just before break, let's do one before the break, let's do one more the times pupils in more in the times and pupils in wales and northern ireland had extra their a—levels. extra help with their a—levels. i the i personally find the implications offensive. implications of that offensive. paul reputation paul yeah, the reputation of a—levels been a—levels in gcses have been undermined because teenagers in wales and northern ireland had extra . extra help. >> this year. a leading education figure has said. however what they do go on to say in this story is that they've had extra help because they've had extra help because they help they didn't have extra help dunng they didn't have extra help during pandemic , where can during the pandemic, where i can only english scots only assume english and scots kids the outcome of kids did. so what the outcome of all of this across england,

wales , scotland and northern wales, scotland and northern ireland we've got 3 to 5 ireland is, we've got 3 to 5 years of fabricated gcse and a—level results, not they don't just go, they've not just been going up every year. they've been going up by step increments whereby my teachers have been able to award results based on essentially what they feel about the student. it's all about feelings. you know, we're all about feelings here. and we found ourselves in a bit of a crisis with this. now, i was trying to have this conversation with lewis beforehand. i don't think i don't think that at 16 this overly matters . i think this overly matters. i think that you can you know, i never knew what i wanted to do at 16. i was always in my 40s before i knew what i wanted to be on gb news. not to say my news. i was not going to say my 40s at school as was. 40s at school as i was. >> exceptional amount >> i was an exceptional amount of back. but i mean, of being held back. but i mean, what does this mean? that they had in northern ireland. had pupils in northern ireland. wales in to wales had measures in place to recognise lack support recognise their lack of support dunng recognise their lack of support during a during covid. they have a particular of support during covid. they have a particu covid of support during covid. they have a particu covid of this)ort during covid. they have a particu covid of this ist during covid. they have a particu covid of this is making during covid that this is making up it's 1,000% up for. well, it's not 1,000% clear in here a thousand out

clear in here and a thousand out of is a lot. of 100 is a lot. >> but what what is clear is that obviously that there are obviously measures place because don't measures in place because don't forget, pandemic wasn't forget, the pandemic wasn't wasn't anything to do with covid. about devolution . covid. it was about devolution. devolved governments competing with one another, one another to prove they were best at managing a pandemic. so what happened to that the got used as that is the kids got used as pawns . nicola sturgeon had her pawns. nicola sturgeon had her own programme for months. own tv programme for six months. >> sorry . >> okay, sorry. >> lewis. >> lewis. >> lewis. >> lewis minus 40s. what do >> lewis in minus 40s. what do you think to this story ? you think to this story? >> what think? i think it's >> what do i think? i think it's centralisation. that's what the story like story is. it's like you're letting huge organisations , the letting huge organisations, the wales or scotland , decide the wales or scotland, decide the education for everybody in the entire country . i think. education for everybody in the entire country. i think. i think people should make their own decisions about education. it's decentralised death of love. >> that's it for part two. but coming graham linehan show coming up, graham linehan show that cancelled is back on that was cancelled is back on and speaking of cancelled shows, we the of due we discussed the concept of due face. no idea . see you in face. no idea. see you in a minute . minute. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of

weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> hello there, i'm jonathan vautrey here with your latest news weather forecast provided by the met office . after a by the met office. after a relatively dry and fine day today that will be continuing into thursday as well. and even into thursday as well. and even into the overnight period. a good chunk of wales central southern of england , even southern areas of england, even northern ireland holding on to some and clear some late sunshine and clear intervals overnight, allow intervals overnight, might allow for fog patches to for some mist and fog patches to form eastern of form across eastern areas of england up towards scotland. we're going to the we're going to hold on to the cloud a bit more, so turn a bit murky across some higher ground routes, temperatures routes, but temperatures generally around 13 generally holding up around 13 to in our towns and cities. to 15 c in our towns and cities. a bit of a cooler, fresher start in some areas. in some rural areas. and generally grand scheme of generally on the grand scheme of things, a lot of that cloud will begin off once begin to burn its way off once again start to see again and we'll start to see those intervals developing those sunny intervals developing and warm again and it will feel warm once again . we though, start to see . we will, though, start to see a more a breeze around a much more of a breeze around tomorrow compared to today. so that's make feel that's going to make it feel cooler, particularly some cooler, particularly along some eastern areas, but eastern coastal areas, but further inland through the midlands , down central midlands, down towards central southern england ,

southern areas of england, generally . high generally rather warm. high pressure, though, is not to going last into the end of the week because of low week because this area of low pressure in the atlantic is pressure out in the atlantic is going to start to drift its way in we into friday. so in as we head into friday. so some outbursts rain, some heavy outbursts of rain, perhaps some thunderstorms pushing across pushing in first thing across wales england, northern pushing in first thing across wales as gland, northern pushing in first thing across wales as welli, northern pushing in first thing across wales as well . northern pushing in first thing across wales as well . that northern pushing in first thing across wales as well . that will hern pushing in first thing across wales as well . that will tend ireland as well. that will tend to peter its out . so to peter its way out. so scotland staying scotland generally staying largely with some sunny largely dry with some sunny intervals. we've got further intervals. but we've got further rain cards as we head rain on the cards as we head towards friday, towards the end of friday, turning windy around turning quite windy around some coastal well into the coastal areas as well into the weekend, bit of a weekend, though, a bit of a northwest southeast flit by by that warm feeling inside from boxed bowyer's proud sponsors of weather on gb news

listening to gb news. radio >> welcome back to headliners. let's get straight into it with the mail and the comedy unleashed, edinburgh fringe show with graham linehan, which was cancelled deranged activists cancelled by deranged activists , is now back on a secret location . so if you know where location. so if you know where it say louis. it's secret. >> it's at the caves . okay? oh, >> it's at the caves. okay? oh, no, i just made that up . i don't no, i just made that up. i don't know that's true or not. know if that's true or not. anyway caves anyway graham is all caves there. graham linehan show organisers move act gig and tell ticketholders to expect the last minute email. ticketholders to expect the last minute email . this is this is minute email. this is this is the big news and this this has to do with us. it's huge news involves our leader andrew doyle our leader gary graham linehan, who was a big shot and i never saw the television programme, which is called black book and

father ted, that was massive. >> when was the seminal works? >> when was the seminal works? >> seminal work. he's brilliant . and basically they they , they . and basically they they, they cancel them and which was i think because this is a masterstroke by our leader andrew doyle, who basically foisted this guy on them last minute, even though he told him it was coming, he had told the venue that we're going to have a cancelled comic come on the programme . that was like he did. programme. that was like he did. and then two days before the show, which is tomorrow , he told show, which is tomorrow, he told them, what's the cancel comic was? and they, they can't the venue cancel the entire show which basically proves that cancel culture does exist because it was a cancel and they even put cancelled in block capitals in case anyone was unsure . so it was it was unsure. so it was it was brilliant for us because it said, hey, look, cancel , cancel. said, hey, look, cancel, cancel. culture does happen. and it also the publicity has been off the hook. >> yeah. and that's interesting because paul, maybe the tide's

turning because in the past, you know, you just cancel people and everyone said this is great. whereas now joe caulfield, who's a comedian, she a thing a comedian, she posted a thing supporting with this supporting the venue with this kind ridiculous pitch, like, kind of ridiculous pitch, like, i leith or something, i stand with leith or something, and been attacking and everyone's been attacking it. vane who? great it. even henning vane who? great guy, of great comedian, guy, kind of great comedian, quite mainstream comedian, though he said though he does the bbc he said that out of order and that was out of order and that was wrong because you was the wrong stance because you comedian that i could turn and it be you that's it could be you that's cancelled, obvious cancelled, which is an obvious point. agree with. point. we can all agree with. but turning a little bit, but is it turning a little bit, paul but is it turning a little bit, paul, where are not so paul, to where people are not so keen cancel anymore and keen to cancel anymore and actually seeing actually people are seeing this is story does >> what this story does brilliantly is expose the whole sordid thing. so for years, people led by the great leader, owen jones , have said cancel owen jones, have said cancel culture does not exist. this very clearly was cancel culture to the point as you pointed out, that they wrote it in massive block capitals. this show has been cancelled because we disagree, blah blah blah blah. >> millions views which are perfectly reasonable views that he wants to protect children and

women in their safe spaces and things. >> so what it does is it shows. so the only leaves one argument there then and is that's the argument that you're making then that run the that they the people who run the venue and who they perceive their audience are must disagree with his point of view, a point of view which by the way and i'm not the only one to say this, a million people have said this in the last few years is shared by the last few years is shared by the majority of the united the vast majority of the united kingdom, if not the world we know in us, we know it know it is in the us, we know it is across northern mainland europe and the point he's making is that a woman doesn't have a penis . now there is nuance to penis. now there is nuance to that , but a penis. now there is nuance to that, but a woman does not have a penis. so he has said that. and as far as they're concerned, thatis and as far as they're concerned, that is entirely unacceptable. and he is no longer and therefore, he is no longer allowed to speak , entertain allowed to speak, entertain people, people laugh, or do people, make people laugh, or do anything you'd like to do . anything you'd like to do. >> i think i think i think you're being presumptuous and i'm going to into trouble i'm going to get into trouble because people going because people are going to say that into the woo! that i'm into the gender. woo! somebody was into somebody said that i was into the but the is,

the gender woo! but the fact is, i if the vast i don't know if the vast majority the people, best majority of the people, best majority of the people, best majority group majority of people in our group believe that that women or women and all that stuff. but we don't know if the vast majority we do. >> it's just very obvious to tell something amongst tell you something amongst the younger among the people younger people, among the people in power, they don't they don't believe. but it doesn't change the point that you shouldn't counsel someone for their views. people have been tweeting like, oh, complicated. oh, it's very complicated. it's a not a complicated issue. it's not really all grew really in the past. we all grew up with people didn't up with this. people didn't cancel, your views, cancel, you for your views, venues cancel anyone. and venues didn't cancel anyone. and it was fine. was a better it was fine. it was a better world. objectively better. this is made badly >> the point i made badly because into the because i got down into the weeds is that if we come out of the and expose it for what the weeds and expose it for what it is, cancel culture we it is, cancel culture because we disagree someone, disagree with someone, then everybody . if you're sat in the everybody. if you're sat in the middle of this argument, i think i'd rather not be involved. even those people going to be those people now are going to be involved. this is. yeah. and we're going to move on. >> sorry, liz, but i want to quickly say as well, he's considering so considering legal action. so there's well, there's also a legal. well, he should. let's should. yeah all right. let's move and the times an

move on and do the times an irish atms are giving away money to people doesn't belong to people it doesn't belong to. that's be the that's supposed to be the government's job, isn't it? >> formed at the >> long queues formed at the bank cash machines bank of ireland cash machines throughout the republic. after technical commas technical issue, inverted commas allow withdraw technical issue, inverted commas allow they withdraw technical issue, inverted commas allow they did withdraw technical issue, inverted commas allow they did not/ithdraw technical issue, inverted commas allow they did not have.iw technical issue, inverted commas allow they did not have. this money. they did not have. this is a fascinating story. it's a story of great stupidity . first story of great stupidity. first of there is an issue which of all, there is an issue which allows people very little allows people with very little in terms euros in their bank in terms of euros in their bank account to take up to ,1,000 out. it allows them to take it out. it allows them to take it out cash. allows them to out as cash. it allows them to transfer other accounts . transfer it to other accounts. okay. so straight away, massively stupid. what's equally as stupid is people who went and took ,1,000 cash out thought in some way might away some way they might get away with you're going to some way they might get away witiawayou're going to some way they might get away witiaway with going to some way they might get away witiaway with stealingying to some way they might get away witiaway with stealing money get away with stealing money from bank. is bank that from a bank. this is a bank that made billion profit alone made ,1 billion in profit alone , i is something in , which i think is something in the . order of 192% in the first the. order of 192% in the first half of this year. so they're going to recoup that money back. anything on this? >> lewis something a lot >> lewis yeah, something a lot something like this something similar like this happened where happened in america where where they loaded up the they loaded up the cash point with 20s instead of fives back in the

day. so when people ask for a five, they got a 20 and people thought that's free money. but everybody knew where. everybody knew because they had put their card and they knew whose knew because they had put their card was they knew whose knew because they had put their card was taken. new whose knew because they had put their card was taken. okay. hose knew because they had put their card was taken. okay. so .e knew because they had put their card was taken. okay. so at the money was taken. okay. so at the end day, at the end of end of the day, at the end of the it's like if you've got the day, it's like if you've got a credit card, nick and they suddenly make your limit, go to £1,000 and you used to be able to only spend 100. well, you still owe the money. these people are pretty dumb. >> okay, well, let's get to >> okay, well, let's get on to this in the this next one in the independent. and bradley cooper this next one in the in being dent. and bradley cooper this next one in the in being accusedj bradley cooper this next one in the in being accused of radley cooper this next one in the in being accused of due ay cooper this next one in the in being accused of due faceoper this next one in the in being accused of due face forer is being accused of due face for wearing a fake nose in a movie. acting hate we ask our acting or hate crime. we ask our expert, lewis shaffer. >> well, lewis shaffer actually knows about this because knows a lot about this because i was i was i appear in this was i was i was i appear in this movie , which i forget what the movie, which i forget what the name of it was. >> i can't tell you if you're even joking. you never appeared in every movie but can't remember any name. >> now. >> now. >> i do. i don't know. because. because called maestro. because it's not called maestro. when turn up when they say, please turn up and it based and they call it based on something could call something else, they could call it film sonic. and it's not

it the film sonic. and it's not maestro anyway , it was maestro anyway, it was a different name and was in in different name and i was in in italy. they did the scene. it was most amazing scene. they actually had 100 actually they actually had 100 piece orchestra, like a real orchestra, like the royal philharmonic, something like professional play. and he was doing his thing and he had a great big nose goes. the truth is, is that leonard bernstein had a big nose or is the problem of the fact is, is that they had a non—jew playing leonard bernstein . bernstein when louis bernstein. bernstein when louis shaffer himself himself was in the in the in the. >> yeah. so we've got a photo of that. maybe it does look a bit sort of unnecessary. i mean, pauli sort of unnecessary. i mean, paul i thought it was kind of silly, though. when i first heard the picture heard it. i mean, the picture looks questionable there, looks a bit questionable there, but thought it was silly but i thought it was silly because it's acting, isn't it? i mean, acting. all sorts because it's acting, isn't it? i m do you what? i >> well, do you know what? i read story in about two read this story in about two thirds way, thought thirds of the way, thought through. my through. i'd already made my mind was much in

mind up, which was very much in line what you said. it line with what you said. and it wasn't until later on when i had a flick and i saw those a quick flick and i saw those pictures just shown on pictures that were just shown on the i believe the screen there, i believe on the screen there, i believe on the left was bernstein himself, the screen there, i believe on the on was bernstein himself, the screen there, i believe on the on warrightistein himself, the screen there, i believe on the on warright wasn himself, the screen there, i believe on the on warright was bradley f, and on the right was bradley cooper the nose. and cooper with the nose. and i thought has been given an thought he has been given an exceptionally thought he has been given an excyittionally thought he has been given an excy it looks.y thought he has been given an excy it looks looks similar. >> it looks looks very similar. >> it looks looks very similar. >> know if it does, >> i don't know if it does, louis, i'm coming down on louis, and i'm coming down on your side here. i'm pretty sure your side here. i'm pretty sure you with however. your side here. i'm pretty sure you no, with however. your side here. i'm pretty sure youno,i with however. your side here. i'm pretty sure you no, i don't however. your side here. i'm pretty sure you no, i don't agree owever. your side here. i'm pretty sure you no, i don't agree with er. your side here. i'm pretty sure you no, i don't agree with you. >> no, i don't agree with you. >> no, i don't agree with you. >> a let's have a round. >> no, don't. i mean, you know >> no, i don't. i mean, you know . what do you think? do you think bradley was trying think bradley cooper was trying to look ugly, you know, to make him look ugly, you know, so he wasn't so and so so that. no, he wasn't so and so what believe is that actors what i do believe is that actors are impersonating other people and they should be allowed to do that they that irrespective of what they were . were originally. >> that's whole point, >> yeah, that's the whole point, isn't these people isn't it? some of these people are need make are dead. you need to make people look like them. >> and his wife. his wife was sorry. this because sorry. i can't say this because i like two feet i was right there like two feet away from his wife. was played by who i don't by carey mulligan, who i don't think a costa rican, think is a half costa rican, half jewish person . half jewish person. >> good point. that's a good point. >> you know, and no one's complaining that costa rican community saying we want

community is not saying we want a jewish people a costa rican jewish people get a costa rican jewish people get a hollywood. a costa rican jewish people get a that's hollywood. a costa rican jewish people get a that's what'wood. a costa rican jewish people get a that's what i'ood. a costa rican jewish people get a that's what i want know. >> that's what i want to know. i'm sorry. have to go over i'm sorry. i have to go over there. i sure, but i was there. i wasn't sure, but i was like or babylon. but also there. i wasn't sure, but i was like unfortunaten. but also there. i wasn't sure, but i was like unfortunate phraseilso there. i wasn't sure, but i was like unfortunate phrase here. another unfortunate phrase here. it's a cooper couldn't see past bernstein's a bernstein's nose. was that a deliberate. i mean, this not deliberate. i mean, this is not me saying this is the me saying it. this is the this is independent. anyway is the independent. anyway i think had some fun with think we've had some fun with that hopefully, we're all that one. hopefully, we're all right. that's for three. right. that's it for part three. but up, pig transplants. but coming up, pig transplants. mind gay with mind reading and a gay man with a you in two a girlfriend. see you in two minutes .

welcome back to headliners. let's start with the sun. and could pigs save your bacon, paul? that's the sound of me. kind of slightly giving up with my links towards the end of the show. on. show. but go on. >> it's very good, though. major medical breakthrough nick as pig to transplant to human kidney transplant succeeds for a month and it's still working well. so this is absolutely fantastic news. if

you need your kidney to last approximately a month . and i approximately a month. and i read all the way down this i getting very excited. how well is he doing now? then it got is he doing now? and then it got right the final and right to the final bit and it said terminally ill. david bennett, the way, is bennett, which by the way, is another entirely 57 had another patient entirely 57 had he's had this kind of operation last in maryland and died last year in maryland and died after so it is after two months. so it is great. and i am i'm paid to be paid. >> yes . >> yes. >> yes. >> sorry. yeah. the in coffee so is an open spot, as we call it in the business. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> in the middle. i'm in the middle. i am in the middle. so it is good news sense it is good news in the sense that of course all these things start with the first steps and this first step. and the this is the first step. and the fact pig kidney last fact that a pig kidney can last any for a month and any human body for a month and it's have no it's still working. we have no idea the health of the person is probably news. probably good news. >> first trott lewis, would >> the first trott lewis, would you of a pig? i you have the heart of a pig? i mean, kosher one. mean, it's not kosher for one. >> have it. well, would >> what i have it. well, would you yeah, course. you accept it? yeah, of course. would it? mean, would i accept it? i mean, i eat. i eat the thing occasionally. this is a major issue you believe issue and it's you can't believe anything scientists

anything that scientists say nowadays. and i am i am in nowadays. and. and i am i am in stage three, a chronic kidney disease . i've got my egfr is at disease. i've got my egfr is at 51. anybody out there knows this is i'm doing all right. i'm doing basically i'm flat lining flat lining a maintaining my thing but kidney kidney disease is one of the hugest diseases out there and we need to be we need we don't need to work on cure. we don't need to work on cures. we just need to work on getting people to eat properly. and because it's killing, it's killing us. >> wow. i didn't i didn't know you had that loose. i feel bad now for everything i've said to you. >> well, you. >> well, you. >> you got to break this stuff to us gently. you've got big followers imagine followers out there. imagine what doing she what dane clare's doing now. she probably living probably collapsed on her living room i've made up >> actually, i've made that up about the chronic. good. about the chronic. oh, good. >> good. >> oh, good. >> oh, good. >> that's leave. no >> no, that's leave. no >> no, that's leave. no >> so. no, you >> oh, it's not so. no, you didn't know. >> it is true. >> it is true. >> it is true. >> where are the lies, louis? >> where are the lies, louis? >> like usual suspects. >> it's like the usual suspects. >> it's like the usual suspects. >> out there. >> kevin spacey out there. >> kevin spacey out there. >> i believe anybody >> no, i believe anybody out

there is not there knows that 51 is not really, no, it's not really, really bad. no, it's not good either. you guys don't know. but if you you know. know. but if you know, you know. >> know. okay, let's on >> you know. okay, let's move on then similar then to another slightly similar story. probably be just story. really. probably be just as the telegraph and as grim in the telegraph and it's ozempic usurped it's ozempic has usurped slimfast in the bleak solutions for self—loathing market. >> louis yeah, i don't know if this news department this was in the news department or whether this where is or whether this is where this is in section . but in the business section. but slimfast as dieters turn slimfast suffers as dieters turn to ozempic , and they're saying to ozempic, and they're saying that the slimfast , which is that that the slimfast, which is that that the slimfast, which is that that company which sort of like goes against them, against weight watchers or something, don't they have meetings and things? but they also have horrible that they horrible products that they sell. horrible products. sell. is, is horrible products. i i investigated saudi arabia and slimfast when i was looking when i was looking at the comedian myself before i discovered the meat, i looked at slimfast and i forgot why i hate it, but it had processed food. now you just go with raw meat and we just go with raw and now we just go with raw meat. they're people meat. and they're saying people are using that product. meat. and they're saying people are uwould|at product. meat. and they're saying people are uwould|at pro

lunch. a lovely . lunch. a lovely. >> a lovely shake. which is who knows what's in that. and you knows what's in that. and you know know, what's it? know what? you know, what's it? it's just most it's a label. it's just the most horrible, horrible stuff. do not eat . okay. eat that junk. okay. >> so anyway, slimfast has suffered compared to ozempic. yeah exactly. >> and if you want to lose weight , follow dr. schaefer. weight, follow dr. schaefer. >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> go. do go to make a point. ozempic cost about $1,000 a month. i don't know how much it costs in this country, but it's going to a lot of money. so going to be a lot of money. so if to bankrupt the nhs, if you want to bankrupt the nhs, if you want to bankrupt the nhs, if this thing if you want to be on this thing forever with unknown consequences, you go to ozempic. instead of taking control of your life. look at how great i look at that. look at that . beautiful. >> that's the raw, meat diet . >> that's the raw, meat diet. everyone. you could look as everyone. you too could look as good as louis schaefer. all right. although his kidney is disease. but apart that, disease. but apart from that, no, but was from an earlier time. >> that was when i was a normal. okay, that for okay, good. i've had that for over was i don't over 15 years. that was i don't know emotion i feel now. know what emotion i feel now. >> i know i'm very confused as well, let's the well, but let's do the independent you've ever independent then. if you've ever had stuck your head,

had a song stuck in your head, the news is that they the good news is that now they can technology extract it can use technology to extract it from mind. from your mind. >> i'm slightly terrified >> paul i'm slightly terrified about again about this story. again scientists university scientists at the university of california, as california, otherwise known as berkeley, california, otherwise known as bepatients listening plink of patients listening to plink plink to pink floyd to reconnect, plink on the piano. >> you need to have your brain, oh, my god, i'm having a malfunction. >> pink floyd to reconstruct the song. another brick in the wall. the first thing i thought when i finished reading this story was they are reading people's brain activity . is there no sacred activity. is there no sacred space for any of us anymore? i'm terrified by this. i mean, of course it starts with pink or pink. floyd floyd. however where doesit pink. floyd floyd. however where does it end, nick? where does it end? lowest it ends with us all having to agree on something, i'm sure. >> elon flan- i'm sure. >> elon decide making >> yes. elon musk decide making you x with you subscribe to x with neuralink. do you think? neuralink. what do you think? >> that's what could >> yeah, that's what it could do. they read our do. they want to read our thoughts. basically thoughts. they're basically saying we saying if we can put if we can base, if can find songs in base, if we can find songs in your going find your head, we're going to find words . find what words. we'll find out what you're thinking. >> well, quickly >> okay, well, let's quickly do this the it's this one in the mirror. it's a story about a gay man with a

girlfriend. now i'm a layman, lewis, but isn't that just a straight man? >> a straight >> yes, it is a straight man. and similar and it's very similar to my story , which that a gay story, which is, is that a gay man has girlfriend it man who has a girlfriend and it says he's happiest they've says he's the happiest they've ever been. he's speaking for her. you know, he's her. that's how, you know, he's gay. never speak for gay. and you can never speak for a they're never a woman. and they're never happy anyway. but he's not gay , is he? >> he's this woman. yeah identified as gay. well, he's been going out with a woman for six years. >> it's sort of the reverse of me where i tell people i'm straight, but i have a gay boyfriend. yes right. but i have a pull . a pull. >> can you work this out for us? >> can you work this out for us? >> no, i think either she's really masculine he's not really masculine or he's not actually mean , this story actually gay. i mean, this story doesn't make sense . i'm really doesn't make sense. i'm really pleased him. this is him pleased for him. this is him basically showing off that he's got , also got a girlfriend, but also saying to his previous boyfriends, i might have been gay in the past. this guy is at best bisexual . yeah, man is best bisexual. yeah, man is happy or maybe a guy's got to do what he guy's got to do to manipulate women to convince them he's like, not that interested. >> i'm gay, i'm not that interested, that really,

interested, and that really, women kind stuff. women love that kind of stuff. as you start telling as soon as you start telling women them, they they women you love them, they they seem to run from you. yeah >> don't you think this is that my theory here is it's sort my theory here is that it's sort of be gay or to be of cool to be gay or to be something to have sort of something to have some sort of cool thing about you in the lgbt thing. and he he's thing. and so he thinks he's gay. identifies as gay, but he's just straight. yeah allowed just straight. yeah am i allowed to straight anymore? no. 10s to say straight anymore? no. 10s >> i agree with that. you agree? i agree with what you are saying. that makes is saying. that makes sense. is because cool to gay. because now it's cool to be gay. it's ending on it's cool to be ending on agreeing with nick. >> go to the papers >> yeah. let's go to the papers . thanks, show's nearly . thanks, guys. show's nearly oven . thanks, guys. show's nearly over. quick look at over. let's have a quick look at thursday's front pages. so we got daily heist at got the daily mail gem heist at the british museum. the telegraph, story . priceless telegraph, same story. priceless jewels british jewels stolen from british museum that, paul. museum. thanks for that, paul. the sunak . museum. thanks for that, paul. the sunak. i'll ease the the time sunak. i'll ease the squeeze. the time sunak. i'll ease the squeeze . the guardian pm stands squeeze. the guardian pm stands by pension triple lock despite surging costs and the mirror has the history. girls and the star goes with dreaming of 66 and those. we have front pages . so those. we have front pages. so that's all we have time for. thanks to paul and lewis. we're back at 11 pm. tomorrow with

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in some rural areas. and generally the grand scheme of generally on the grand scheme of things, a of that cloud will things, a lot of that cloud will begin to burn its way off once again we'll start to see again and we'll start to see those developing again and we'll start to see thosit developing again and we'll start to see thosit will developing again and we'll start to see thosit will feel developing again and we'll start to see thosit will feel warm developing again and we'll start to see thosit will feel warm once loping again and we'll start to see thosit will feel warm once again and it will feel warm once again . though, start to see . we will, though, start to see a more breeze around a much more of a breeze around tomorrow compared to today. so that's to feel that's going to make it feel cooler, along some cooler, particularly along some eastern areas, but eastern coastal areas, but further inland through the midlands central midlands, down towards central southern england , southern areas of england, generally warm . high generally rather warm. high pressure, though, is not going to last into the end of the week because area of low because this area of low pressure the is pressure out in the atlantic is going to start to drift its way in we head into friday. so in as we head into friday. so some outbursts rain, some heavy outbursts of rain, perhaps some thunderstorms pushing in first thing across wales, england into northern wales, england, into northern ireland that will tend ireland as well. that will tend to peter its out. so to peter its way out. so scotland generally staying largely dry with sunny largely dry with some sunny intervals. further intervals. but we've got further rain the cards as we head rain on the cards as we head towards friday, towards the end of friday, turning around some turning quite windy around some coastal into the coastal areas as well into the weekend , though, bit of weekend, though, a bit of a northwest southeast split by by looks like things are heating up i >> -- >> boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on .

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