they've been general gal hirsh. they've been taken to a military base in central israel . earlier, israel central israel. earlier, israel military sources gave more information about the estimated 200 hostages taken by the terrorist organisation . they say terrorist organisation. they say 30 are teenagers and young children and 20 are over the age of 60. the majority are still alive. israel's prime minister benjamin netanyahu has said he is not giving up on efforts to free all captives . the prime free all captives. the prime minister has praised egypt for its efforts in trying to deliver aid to civilians in gaza . after aid to civilians in gaza. after meeting the country's president, rishi sunak said palestinians are also victims of hamas and expressed his condolences for the loss of lives. he also stressed the importance of opening a safe corridor to gaza . opening a safe corridor to gaza. >> i've prioritised consistently is getting the rafah crossing opening . it's been a feature of opening. it's been a feature of all my conversations and i'm very pleased that that will now imminently happen. we announced an increase in our funding for

humanitarian aid into the region, and when i met with president sisi earlier today , he president sisi earlier today, he and i had a good discussion about how the uk can provide practical assistance on the ground ensure the ground to ensure the sustainability of that aid through the crossing to the people it. people who need it. >> sir keir starmer says former tory voters have put their trust and confidence in the labour party after they overturned and conservative majorities to win two by elections. the video we're about to show you contains some flash photography in tamworth . sarah edwards tamworth. sarah edwards overturned a tory majority of more than 19,000. meanwhile, alastair streatham took mid—bedfordshire with a 20.5% swing. that's the largest labour by—election win since . 1945. by—election win since. 1945. storm babet continues to cause major problems across the united kingdom . in suffolk, only kingdom. in suffolk, only essential travel is advised and children have been forced to shelter in schools following severe flooding . this afternoon, severe flooding. this afternoon, a passenger plane came off the

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headliners . headliners. >> thanks, ray. hello and welcome to headliners, your nightly run through the next day's newspapers with three comedians and one of them, i'm leo kurson. >> tonight i'm joined by gb news. >> his answer to super mario brothers , because they both brothers, because they both think they've got special powers after eating brightly coloured mushrooms, it's paul cox and lewis shaffer. >> how are you both doing? >> how are you both doing? >> all right, thanks, leo. how are you, mate? >> yeah, not bad. >> yeah, not bad. >> always cringe when you say >> i always cringe when you say three comedians is why? because let's be honest, we're all working comedians. we're all working comedians. we're all working comedians. we're all working comedians on the circuit. >> well , me circuit. >> well, me and paul are working comedians. >> exactly. so that's two out of three. >> okay , you are funny. >> okay, you are funny. >> okay, you are funny. >> that's the chit chat out of the way. >> let's have a look at the front pages of tomorrow's papers. the daily mail leads with. two weeks ago, i was working an agency. working in an ad agency. >> now about fight for my

>> now i'm about to fight for my nation's survival. >> the telegraph has terrorist attack in uk linked to gaza. that's the palestinian territory, not the footballer. the guardian has labour redrawing the political map, says starmer. the times has hamas frees kidnapped mother and daughter . the express leads with daughter. the express leads with angry tories say only true blue values can woo back votes and finally, the daily star has einstein chat bot humans are all auens einstein chat bot humans are all aliens and those we are front pages. aliens and those we are front pages . are and let's have a pages. are and let's have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the times. paul yes, hamas frees kidnapped mother and daughter. >> now, i should just read a little part from this. it's quite non—committal language, but we do know that they have been so bear that been released now. so bear that in claimed to have in mind. hamas claimed to have released hostages , released two american hostages, according to a statement from the militant group. so pair

the militant group. so the pair identified judith ronan, 59, identified as judith ronan, 59, and daughter natalie, who and her daughter natalie, who turns 18 this week. and they were kidnapped by militants this is militants in here. i'm going to say they were kidnapped by terrorists october the terrorists on october the seventh. according israeli seventh. according to israeli media. so this this is good news. lewis and i were talking about and it's about this earlier, and it's difficult to say it's good news in grand context of things. in the grand context of things. but it's of light in but i think it's a of light in what's a pretty at the what's a pretty dark time at the moment so i'm seeing moment out there. so i'm seeing this news and must be this as good news and it must be a to them and their a huge relief to them and their families again , families. so yeah, once again, there is hope. i think that perhaps hamas will start releasing more and more of these hostages . hostages. >> yeah. lewis, are you are you optimistic about that? >> no, i think this enters a new phase in the thing. it's the iran crisis, 1979 phase iran hostage crisis, 1979 phase where they just dribble out people occasionally . but i think people occasionally. but i think it actually it makes things worse because i think it reminds us that there might be anywhere as many as 250. yeah israelis or jews or people there who've been captured all around the world.

>> there's americans like this parent and there's also brits and a lot of ukrainians. parent and there's also brits and a lot of ukrainians . yeah. and a lot of ukrainians. yeah. >> and the fact is, is that the qataris intervened . how do the qataris intervened. how do the qataris intervened. how do the qataris know who to speak to? how do the how do they know where these people are unless the people of the of gaza are totally knowing? >> yeah, i mean, i think behind the scenes, you know, diplomatic channels are open. so, you know , channels are open. so, you know, our diplomats, our secret people know their secret people to talk to. i mean, there some talk of the sas being sent in. paul, would you remember the iranian embassy siege ? embassy siege? >> well, that's exactly what comes to mind, doesn't it? you know, i mean, it all sounds wonderful. if it was if it was a movie, then yeah, but it's not, is it? you know, you end up with dead people as well as dead hot hostages, you know? so i think negotiation is only way. no negotiation is the only way. no no, not the only way. >> well, i mean, you could blow them all up, but you know, what's interesting about this is

, is where is the hospital that was destroyed? where is any news of the hospital on the front page? >> well, this is interesting because, i mean, the news was really disputed about that. you know, pretty soon after it came out, obviously, hamas came out and claimed that it was an israeli airstrike and you can trust hamas. oh, my god , those trust hamas. oh, my god, those guys wouldn't lie about something . and the evidently something. and the bbc evidently thought that and just ran openly, ran with, you know, not hamas have said the they just ran israeli airstrike ran with israeli airstrike destroys hospital but but yeah i mean this is i guess this is a separate issue but yeah hopefully we'll see more hostages being released over the over the coming days and hopefully it won't be too long before they're all back. anyway, moving on to saturday's telegraph. lewis, what have they got ? got in the front? >> this is a very interesting story and the lack lack of story and the lack of lack of information. in information. terrorist attack in the to gaza. asylum the uk linked to gaza. asylum seeker suspect was arrested as fears grow over safety at weekend protests . and it says in

weekend protests. and it says in the telegraph an asylum seeker bent on avenging deaths in gaza has carried out a suspected terrorist attack in britain . the terrorist attack in britain. the pubuc terrorist attack in britain. the public has not been told. the man who came to the uk in in 2020 that he had told the police this he had done it for quote unquote palestine. the fact is, and i've pointed this out every single time by this program, the lack of openness in this society is so i mean , i guess it's okay. is so i mean, i guess it's okay. it works for britain. i guess i'm an american and you want to know what's going on and we want to know. and even the and even the mps are saying, the conservative mps are saying, hey, we got a right to know. we want to know whether bad things are happening, because i'm amazed this this was a amazed that this this was a terrorist attack in uk very terrorist attack in the uk very recently linked to gaza. >> and we just haven't been told about it. we don't know. we don't even reading this don't even know reading this article the attack was. article what the attack was. >> no, there's a part of me that really this is for

really hopes this is for securing and there's securing issues. and there's a great a picture great there's a bigger picture we're of. and we're totally unaware of. and it's positive reasons. but it's for positive reasons. but there large part of me that there is a large part of me that fears it's part of the fears it's just part of the culture they're trying culture war, and they're trying to picked certain things to restore picked certain things being mentioned, not to stoke to restore picked certain things beirfiresentioned, not to stoke to restore picked certain things beirfires furtheri, not to stoke to restore picked certain things beirfires further because stoke to restore picked certain things beirfires further because thee any fires further because the truth is , you know, dangerous. truth is, you know, dangerous. >> but that's what the reaction after any terrorist attack in the west is always like. they just jump to the west is always like. they justjump to dealing the west is always like. they just jump to dealing with the presumed backlash against it. innocent, innocent like, oh my god, there's that amazing norm. macdonald joke about, you know, imagine if isis detonated a nuclear bomb and killed 50 million americans, i'd feel appalled for the backlash against the innocent muslims. it's kind attitude just it's that kind of attitude just come to life. they do also mention the bbc are going to change how they refer to hamas here. louis, you'll be happy they're going to refer to them as prescribed as a terrorist organisation by the uk government so no, government and others. so no, it's a clunky, clunky way to it's all a clunky, clunky way to phrase to call them. you could just say terrorists. >> yeah, because and they because the whole purpose of the attack wasn't to

attack was terror. it wasn't to take any military, it wasn't taking military objectives, it wasn't taking any land. it wasn't taking any land. it wasn't to take to destroy anything. it was just to put the fear in the israeli people and the jews, which is which is what they did. they were successful in this in terror. >> i'll never i'm never going to understand this. it doesn't matter many times bbc matter how many times the bbc trying explain it, trying to try to explain it, they're terrorists. why can't trying to try to explain it, they'callerrorists. why can't trying to try to explain it, they'call them :s. why can't trying to try to explain it, they'call them it?iiihy can't trying to try to explain it, they'call them it? ihy can't trying to try to explain it, they'call them it? i mean,t trying to try to explain it, they'call them it? i mean, we they call them it? i mean, we always take the side of the goodies over the baddies, don't always take the side of the goodes over the baddies, don't always take the side of the good imagine1e baddies, don't always take the side of the good imagine imaginees, don't always take the side of the good imagine imagine if don't always take the side of the good imagine imagine if they'd we? i imagine imagine if they'd been world war ii. been reporting on world war ii. i do anymore. >> this is the young, >> i think this is the young, younger woke. people have younger people woke. people have this idea they have to they this idea that they have to they have whoever the have to side with whoever the oppressed . and if the oppressed people are. and if the oppressed people are. and if the oppressed happen to be oppressed people happen to be bloodthirsty terrorists, then they' re bloodthirsty terrorists, then they're going side with them they're going to side with them anyway. but moving there's anyway. but moving on, there's another front about another story on the front about the minister considering the prime minister considering tax cuts, which is a phrase that tends to get bandied around before an election. >> yeah, it and it's like before an election. >> y(sunak and it's like before an election. >> y(sunak. and it's like before an election. >> y(sunak . consideri like before an election. >> y(sunak . consider taxe before an election. >> y(sunak . consider tax cut rishi sunak. consider tax cut for 5 million the highest for 5 million of the highest earners it's just a way of earners and it's just a way of cutting taxes. i think it's to lower the tax threshold to 40%

of income , which would affect of income, which would affect something like 5 million people, of which probably the vast majority. i guess he's thinking the vast majority of the tories. we're in the midst of a of a state of emergency. we're in a war right now. and this guy is only thinking that that these people are worried about money and yeah , i mean, i'm, you know, and yeah, i mean, i'm, you know, i'm sure it's terrible that there are wars around the world that people the economy and how much money is taken off them tends to matter quite a lot to people , especially when it comes people, especially when it comes to elections. >> and this is i mean, this is almost liz truss style idea. almost a liz truss style idea. it's nice to see some of our ideas being resurrected, people paying paying less tax because obviously stifle the obviously tax does stifle the economy. it means people have less money to spend people less money to spend and people spend money much more effectively and efficiently than than government does because than the government does because they what want to buy. they know what they want to buy. >> going to happen they know what they want to buy. >>is going to happen they know what they want to buy. >>is there going to happen they know what they want to buy. >>is there willjoing to happen they know what they want to buy. >>is there will be|g to happen they know what they want to buy. >>is there will be more1appen they know what they want to buy. >>is there will be more money is, is there will be more money available for rich people to spend. but in a time of war,

they're going to spend it. they're not going to spend it. so it? but it's not so why do it? but it's not britain that's at . war britain that's at. war >> it's not it's i mean, you can look at me like that. we're genuinely not at war. i mean, there's a culture war. yeah wow. i feel like i've shocked . i feel like i've shocked. anyway, what do the guardian have in the front page? >> paul the guardian's a labour redrawing of the political map. this is what starmer is saying, essentially. i don't know what with red crayon, perhaps. and with a red crayon, perhaps. and this this is on the this is this is. this is on the back massive conservative back of a massive conservative majority overturned in two historic by—election victories for labour. they're saying this double pole victory sparks comparisons with the party's march to power in 1997. now we're all around to remember 1997, and there is a similar vibe. but there was a much there was a much greater enthusiasm behind tony blair and what he had planned, what we knew with tony blair is that things could get better. hence hence the song was we definitely know with starmer is it's probably not

going to get any better. what we're going to and i don't know, dream had a b—side so i don't know how he's to . going know how he's to. going >> i can't see people lifting their arms in the club floor to that. >> so i mean, to be fair, i'd like to see, you know , i don't like to see, you know, i don't know if i can i don't know if i can jump on board with all this enthusiasm at the moment because i'm not really seeing enough to suggest landslide. i'm not really seeing enough to sugcourse, landslide. i'm not really seeing enough to sugcourse, last landslide. i'm not really seeing enough to sugcourse, last night landslide. i'm not really seeing enough to sugcourse, last night wasislide. i'm not really seeing enough to sugcourse, last night was great, of course, last night was great, but talk about that a bit but we'll talk about that a bit more. bit bit later. more. a bit more? a bit later. yeah however, whatever happens, i'd a definitive i'd like to see a definitive result would result because purgatory would be for me a hung parliament right where we go. absolutely nowhere. i don't care who it is nowhere. i don't care who it is now . we just need a change of now. we just need a change of some kind and they need to be in control. because if you've got. we can't do anything by committee, we certainly can't govern country committee . govern a country by committee. >> it's going be >> do you think it's going to be a hung parliament? >> think. do you what >> i think. do you know what i think? believe this. think? i still believe this. yeah, is a chance yeah, that there is a chance that labour won't get enough for a majority and you end up with a labour lib dems . i do. i

labour lib dems. i do. i genuinely do . genuinely do. >> you know what the comedy programme . programme. >> just covered we >> yeah. we have just covered we have just believe that there's anybody believe that we have just covered the biggest electoral swings from the electoral swings away from the tories and pretty much tories to labour and pretty much 80 years. yeah. yeah. i admire the optimism. optimism. anyway that's the front page is dealt with. stay with stay with us. in part two for greater siding with hamas, tories switching to reform and cow farts . see you in reform and cow farts. see you in a

>> yeah, okay. i think it probably is important to give a little bit more context like you were just doing there about the actual . actual result. >> welcome back to headliners. i'm still leo pearson. i'm still joined by the comedians. paul cox and lewis schaffer kicking things off with the telegraph graph and looking at last night's by elections. it looks like the conservatives lost because they aren't concerned lviv enough poll. >> well this this is what it turns out to be by the looks of it. tory voters switching to reform cost the conservatives the by—election seats of

mid—bedfordshire and tamworth data suggest so the amount of votes picked by richard tice votes picked up by richard tice insurgent centre right party. obviously friend of the show was bigger than labour majority in either constituency, so this means that if reform voters had either stayed at home or chosen to back the tories, labour could would have been denied one or both of its victories, which is really interesting. and you know, congratulations to the reform party. but it does make me feel rather depressed because with them, with some minor success there and it is small percentage is they've essentially handed labour a victory and that's just that just goes to prove once and again we've just got this two party system where i fear for any party that's trying to break through and change the political paradigm for us all is never really going to succeed and they're only ever to going do so at the expense of perhaps the sort of people that those people would vote for anyway. >> but i mean, louis, do you

agree with because say agree with this? because i'd say reform, by sort of taking reform, um, by by sort of taking these victories from, from the tories are forcing the tories to tack to their, their side and become, you know, perhaps more conservative. i, i agree with you. >> and, and that, that, that the tories , the tories need tories, the tories need something . they need to be on something. they need to be on one side or the other. they're too close to starmer. if starmer can be close to the tories, then the tories aren't that far away from from anybody. and so i. i disagree with him completely. we don't know if those 1214 hundred people who voted for the reform would have voted for the regular labour party. and we don't know if that party hadn't been there, whether whether labour wouldn't have voted the way that they voted . the fact is, is that the voted. the fact is, is that the people are unhappy with the political parties as they are and this is maybe a wake up call for the tories. yeah but then they could, i mean paula could lose is the sort of the broad appeal if they start becoming,

you know, if they tack too far to the right and become like a conservative party from the 19805 conservative party from the 1980s when everything was great. >> well, all the winners, all the winners sit in the centre. they always do. that's how it works. that's why corbyn got a tanking in 2019. that and the fact he thought he could fact that he thought he could reverse brexit like wally. >> i wouldn't trust that guy to reverse car. no. >> i wouldn't trust that guy to revnand car. no. >> i wouldn't trust that guy to revnand i car. no. >> i wouldn't trust that guy to revnand i thinho. >> i wouldn't trust that guy to revnand i think once again, this >> and i think once again, this proves just bad corbyn was proves just how bad corbyn was in because essentially in 2019, because essentially this god he's this is saying thank god he's gone. this is saying thank god he's gone . there's party we gone. there's a labour party we can now that's what's can vote for now that's what's happened know , happened here. and you know, good reform and i'd like good luck to reform and i'd like to see i'd to see them do to see i'd like to see them do better. sunk . better. the tories are sunk. yeah. because 13 years is a you've changed your change, your tune, five minutes ago. >> you're saying it's going to be a hung parliament. i mean , i be a hung parliament. i mean, i need two videos to show people in a year's time. need two videos to show people in a year's time . like you're in a year's time. like you're like somebody who, like, predicts the future. you can say they always get it right because you predict every possible outcome. anyway, moving on, we've the telegraph again we've got the telegraph again and of britons see and a majority of britons see cross—channel migrants as an

invasion . if only, if only we invasion. if only, if only we lived in a democracy . somebody lived in a democracy. somebody might listen. yeah, that's might listen. lewis yeah, that's interesting story because more than britons than half of britons backed braverman , braverman suella braverman, who's one of my favourite named people in the world claim people in the world and claim that crossings are an invasion. >> he said this a year ago, and so finally got around to so they finally got around to asking this year whether asking people this year whether they whether they agree . do they they whether they agree. do they ask migrationwatch paid to have this survey done and let's let's assume it's a good survey. they asked 1851 people in britain and 51% agreed it was an invasion . 51% agreed it was an invasion. so you say, well, that's half right. what the other half doesn't agree? no only 29% disagree. so it's a 2 to 1 and the rest are the rest. didn't know whether it was an invasion or not. so the people in this country are against migration. they think of it as an invasion. >> they're against illegal migration. i mean, the stats on illegal migration are quite are quite stark. so only 7% of britain's the surveyed think of it as thought that illegal

migration was was good for the for the country mostly good and 46. >> so it's basically i think that's nine that's 77211 against it which is which basically as you i agree with you if it was a democracy in an open thing that that maybe maybe some party would say we're to going stop this thing. >> i guess the problem that we've got paul and especially with a with a party like labour who have to be caring and sharing and inclusive, is that a lot of illegal migrants address themselves up as as asylum seekers and apply and they're coached by lawyers and ngos so they know exactly what to say to claim asylum. >> yeah, of course. and i think this is another example of the way language is changed and adapted to try and win the culture war from either side. so what we've been able what the what we've been able what the what the sort of left progressives have been able to do is amalgamate the word immigration in with racism. so therefore, if you are if you are

in any way questioning immigration, no matter what they are doing, it is race based. so therefore, you can't have the discussion . and one thing i fear discussion. and one thing i fear with the labour party is they're going to indulge into that further because i don't see anything the party anything about the labour party at the moment that says we're going challenge this head going to challenge this head on. yeah, not saying at yeah, they're not saying that at all. i'm not sure all. i mean, i'm not sure the tories done anything tories have done anything to challenge, the challenge, you know, seeing the labour sunk. so labour party are sunk. so i think there's going to think i think there's going to be parliament both be a hung parliament with both the conservative the labour the conservative and the labour party of the conservative and the labour parivotes. of the votes. >> yeah, i think, i think this is, this is unbelievable because >> yeah, i think, i think this is, tithing unbelievable because >> yeah, i think, i think this is, tithing aboutevable because >> yeah, i think, i think this is, tithing about this le because >> yeah, i think, i think this is, tithing about this countrste >> yeah, i think, i think this is, tithing about this country ,se one thing about this country, which is which is my second favourite the world favourite country in the world and after israel, after israel. >> okay, third. okay third and third. but it's , it's just how third. but it's, it's just how little the debate , how little we little the debate, how little we know about what the people because in our own bubble we all think are we all agree. right. but the truth is his stats would show that people don't want what's happening . yeah. they what's happening. yeah. they don't want what's throughout the decades people anytime people have they've said, have been asked, they've said, no, don't. no, we don't. >> don't want mass

>> we don't want mass immigration. you know, a bit of immigration. you know, a bit of immigration . immigration immigration control. immigration perfectly know, perfectly great. you know, that's going to be great for the country. know, we'd love country. you know, we'd love that. no, you know, that. but no, this you know, people just willy nilly people just coming willy nilly over , is anybody ever over the border, is anybody ever going anybody ever going to >> is anybody ever going to listen be maybe a listen? that should be maybe a t shirt something . shirt or something. >> should be the >> yeah. and that should be the name show they name of the game show they create reach the people. and create to reach the people. and then we just them outside create to reach the people. and thnan ne just them outside create to reach the people. and thnan immigration them outside create to reach the people. and thnan immigration hotel. outside of an immigration hotel. >> listened to. >> we're not listened to. >> we're not listened to. >> we've got the >> moving on. we've got the guardian now and the emissions scandal back in the news. but scandal is back in the news. but this time it's cars. paul this time it's not cars. paul it's cows. >> is, yeah . it's cows. >> is, yeah. i'll it's cows. >> is, yeah . i'll tell you >> it is, yeah. i'll tell you what. i have to read all this. by what. i have to read all this. by way, dear viewer , and by the way, dear viewer, and you're guardian. do you're not the guardian. do write load of old waffle. so write a load of old waffle. so former officials the un's former officials in the un's farming wing have said they were censored, sabotaged , undermined censored, sabotaged, undermined and victimised for more than a decade after they wrote about the hugely damaging contribution of methane emissions from livestock to global heating. global heating is not even warming anymore , so they've warming anymore, so they've changed the language. it's

already really, really bad, and now it's even worse . this is now it's even worse. this is just another example . it's not just another example. it's not just another example. it's not just the guardian, it's people of that ilk that just want to tell us what to do. cows are bad. you need eat this. do bad. you need to eat this. do you what what they seem to you know what what they seem to forget and don't know how they forget and i don't know how they forget and i don't know how they forget must forget this because they must live world as you live in the same world as you and i do. they are an economy to maintain. if, some way maintain. if, if, if in some way this watered down slightly, this was watered down slightly, it been to protect it would have been to protect that economy within the farming sector so that it could still thrive . a people need to eat be thrive. a people need to eat be people still need to make money and that is what and people still want to eat meat. i mean, look at louis. louis. >> you agree? do you agree >> do you agree? do you agree with paul scientists should with paul that scientists should lie some jobs the lie to protect some jobs in the farming sector that's similar to a dealt with the other day. >> not the place of >> it's not the place of scientists to do politics or to do economics. they should say, we don't know if this is true. this is in the guardian. it's in the mainstream media. we don't know. one, the guardian know. number one, the guardian wants end meat wants to basically end meat production. they want us to stop

eating meat. so they will be as weak and unhappy as them. >> you have to remember, you know, maybe there 100, 100. know, maybe there were 100, 100. >> 100 million cows >> there were 100 million cows in back day, in america. but back in the day, there were 60 million by then. big animals. >> it's global warming for you. yeah well, moving got yeah well, moving on, we've got the meal now and greta thunberg has come out in support of hamas i >> -- >> isn't she worried about emissions from them burning civilians? lewis . anyway, greta civilians? lewis. anyway, greta thunberg deletes. >> i stand with gaza social media post after critics slammed stuff octopus and photograph could be viewed as antisemitic symbol. i don't know about whether it's an antisemitic symbol. it might very well be. but the fact is, is that greta thunberg is in. that is if she had come out supporting israel, i would have been my brain would have exploded in that way. is thatis have exploded in that way. is that is that she's on the side of team world and we've got we've got a picture of her here and so she's holding up a sign saying stand with gaza.

>> she's sitting down. and there's also a circled in red, a blue octopus . now, blue octopus. now, interestingly, this was used . in interestingly, this was used. in a imagery proper panda to show the octopus was to show jewish people supposedly taking over the world. so she's been accused, you know, this is an anti—semitic dog whistle and she's been accused of placing this octopus in there deliberately. she says it's just an octopus that helps with our autism, which seems like a strange , you know, a strange strange, you know, a strange thing to put in a in a picture. yeah. >> perhaps that's what adolf hitler could have done with just a little friendly octopus to help him out of his bad anti—semitic mood . do you anti—semitic mood. do you know what mean? don't know. what? what i mean? i don't know. what? why do we care what she thinks? i mean, just looked like i mean, that just looked like a bad tribute band, didn't bad queen tribute band, didn't it mean, don't you think >> also, i mean, don't you think the that she's the fact that greta, she's supposed to stand for climate change global heating or change or global heating or whatever supposed call whatever we're supposed to call it , but by taking a it this week, but by taking a stance on trans issues on gaza , stance on trans issues on gaza, she's alienating people that she

really needs to bring on board. and this shows that it's not about climate change at all, she doesn't care about climate change. cares about being, change. she cares about being, as know, having change. she cares about being, as woke know, having change. she cares about being, as woke opinionsnow, having change. she cares about being, as woke opinions about aving these woke opinions about everything and ushering in, you know, possibly she wants to be a world leader is what she wants. >> but she's got she she she has autism. nothing against anybody with . you can great with autism. you can do great things autism. but she was things with autism. but she was totally about about totally wrong about about climate change. she's totally wrong about net zero and all this global boiling gaza. and she's and of course, she's going to be wrong with gaza. okay. and, you know , she's totally and, you know, she's totally wrong . what are you laughing ? wrong. what are you laughing? >> no, i just love you. well some would see some would say she's you know, she's right. kiss me. no some would say she's right. >> and please don't kiss someone. say she's right and she's bringing attention to climate but just climate change. but i just think, there's lot think, you know, there's a lot of would support of people who would support israel. lot of a israel. you know, a lot of a lot of people who buy cars who, you know, want to bring know, you want to bring on board. want do their

board. you want them to do their recycling. would push recycling. why would you push those recycling. why would you push tho can i say something? i think >> can i say something? i think it's so important that in this day and age of war and we're in a state of war, that people are in their silos, you have everybody's got to be agreement on every single issue. there's no there's no little bit middle bit in the venn diagram. there's only there's only team world silo and then there's team good guys. silo and then there's team good guys . team is team lewis , which guys. team is team lewis, which is moving on. >> we've got the meal now and russian troops in the trenches are turning to drugs . i suppose are turning to drugs. i suppose it's not the biggest threat to their health. >> no, i guess it isn't. no >> paul no, i guess it isn't. no drug board in inverted drug use among board in inverted commas. russian soldiers is allegedly rife with troops in trenches smoking the salt nana biotic. that includes that induces sorry paranoia and hallucinations. this is according to russian media. now, the first thing that frustrated me about this is i can't see a doctor on the nhs or get a prescription , but russian prescription, but russian soldiers can get access to drugs

just like that on the front line . it's incredible. where are they buying them from? the dealers along the trench. >> they're not getting them from the no no, they're not that the nhs? no no, they're not that would i would be up in arms about that. >> leo ortega. i mean, this is we can't really hold it against him, can you? they're saying they're doing because they're they're doing it because they're bored. they're quite bored. i'd imagine they're quite scared bored. i'd imagine they're quite scaretake away which side let's take away which side they're on because, you know, we don't sides, do we? like don't choose sides, do we? like the bbc? you know, of course they're . they're in they're taking drugs. they're in a in a field waiting to get a hole in a field waiting to get shot yeah, i'd want as much shot at. yeah, i'd want as much drugs could get . drugs as i could get. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and we've seen, i mean, drugs go war. i mean, world war go with war. i mean, world war two, the, i think they basically invented metharme fetterman to sort people during the sort of fuel people during the blitzkrieg. they wouldn't sleep for days on end. but this stuff sounds like it would make your worst soldier. lewis they're smoking marijuana and this psychedelic drug called salt that makes hallucinate. that makes you hallucinate. >> , i never heard of this >> well, i never heard of this old it's what's old thing. it's what's good about older you learn about getting older is you learn about getting older is you learn about drugs you never even heard about. about this.

about. i never heard about this. but 1 in 10 but it says only 1 in 10 soldiers marijuana . soldiers smokes marijuana. that's than your teenagers. that's less than your teenagers. really it's not. it's nobody. it's nobody . this really it's not. it's nobody. it's nobody. this is a non i hate to it's a non story. it's nobody. this is a non i hatethink it's a non story. it's nobody. this is a non i hatethink it's's a non story. it's nobody. this is a non i hatethink it's a a non story. it's nobody. this is a non i hatethink it's a non n story. it's nobody. this is a non i hatethink it's a non story?v. you think it's a non story? >> the russian troops . >> the russian troops. >> the russian troops. >> yeah, it's on drugs. it's in the trenches . it's a mug. the trenches. it's a mug. >> mead. yeah a total nonsense. >> mead. yeah a total nonsense. >> lucy loose 88, made this mug for me. it's available at my website. lewis schaffer.co.uk. okay. >> i think that brings us some sort of rule about advertising. but anyway, we're at the half way point. don't go to sleep way point. but don't go to sleep just up, got just yet. coming up, we've got cynthia drugs kids, cynthia stick drugs for kids, a barbie band and anthony joshua's toughest fight yet. he's going toughest fight yet. he's going to spend some time in his own.

radio. >> welcome back to headliners . >> welcome back to headliners. we've got the mail now with a warning about a new synthetic drug being sold to kids. is it called cake? >> lewis it is called cake. and anybody who watches tv knows what cake is . i think if

what cake is. i think if i remember, i didn't check this out, but it is a synthetic weed that claims to give a high without anxiety is being marketed to kids and poisoning thousands per year. doctors warn andits thousands per year. doctors warn and it's this thing called delta eight thc, which is the delta nine, thc is the stuff that actually works. the delta eight, they say, doesn't work and it's legal at and they're saying that it's being that it's being made cheap and brightly coloured, which is which is being synthesised . synthesised. >> it's not coming from a plant. this is being created in a lab, paul this is being created in a lab, paul, which you know, it's almost like robocop two. that was the plot line to that. >> you don't need to make drugs attractive kids. you know, attractive to kids. you know, they attractive to they weren't attractive to us when there was when we were kids, but there was still rather still available and rather yummy. , i don't mean yummy. i mean, i don't mean that, by the way. i don't mean take back. my mum's take that back. my mum's watching. what most watching. that's what i'm most concerned watching. that's what i'm most concernenyou have an earring >> well, you have an earring hole, dude. >> can you see that? it's not related to story. related to this story. >> paul has an earring hole. he wasn't always this mannered wasn't always this mild mannered middle a pirate?

>> were you a pirate? >> were you a pirate? >> yeah. >> were you a pirate? >> no,1. >> were you a pirate? >> no, it's kansas state >> no, it's just a kansas state kid in the 90s, which is the same thing. i think they called it . look at the things that they it. look at the things that they called these things. the delta eight and edibles. eight vape pens and edibles. yummy routinely packaged in yummy are routinely packaged in vibrant hued baggies . and vibrant hued baggies. and cartons with splashy names like cake cloud eight and caviar cake. >> yeah. yeah yeah. i was doing a cake. i was doing a brass reference. >> you know, the made a synthetic, a metal based herbal drug. yeah. >> they called one of the caviar. what kids are they trying to know about that? >> he's making a very interesting yes interesting point. yes >> about brass. >> about brass. >> i about brass. and it was >> i about brass. i and it was called i pointed that out called cake. i pointed that out in first little no no. >> those em >> those come to life. >> those come to life. >> now it's come to life. >> yeah. now it's come to life. it's cake is. it's cake that. what's name. the what's his name. what's the quy's what's his name. what's the guy's name. the brilliant chris mars. morris. guy's name. the brilliant chris maiyeah morris. guy's name. the brilliant chris maiyeah . morris. guy's name. the brilliant chris maiyeah . yeah.'is. guy's name. the brilliant chris maiyeah . yeah. it'll you >> yeah. yeah. it'll give you a check. nick right. >> you . >> if you. >> if you. >> yeah. and course actually >> yeah. and of course actually the brass led to questions being being asked in parliament by david amess, who is actually,

sadly, later murdered by a terrorist . terrorist. >> and it all ties back. >> and it all ties back. >> yeah. so, yeah, a bit of a circular theme there . the circular theme there. the telegraph now staying with the drug theme as a tv show is accused of glamorising the gangster lifestyle . so surely gangster lifestyle. so surely all shows about gangsters glamorise the lifestyle. paul it's not like anybody watched scarface thought, well, scarface and thought, well, that looks exactly . looks dull. yeah, exactly. >> i mean, top boy, top boy, which is something i haven't seen, the but i've seen seen, by the way, but i've seen clips of it. top boy glamorises drug dealing claims britain's top county lines. police officer . so the characters are depicted as having access to vast amounts of money and luxury cars, which does sound excellent, let's be honest. but i don't know what they want. the creators to do. i mean, are they supposed to make policing fun ? is that idea? policing fun? is that the idea? are we supposed tv are we supposed to watch tv like the but wrong ? i don't the bill but gone wrong? i don't know. i mean, what do police officers do other than dance to the ? the macarena? >> the programme's on is on >> and the programme's on is on netflix. so it's not like on the bbc where in theory they could tell them, take it off the air.

so the people but basically so let the people but basically deep down in this the idea deep down in this is the idea that that there should be censorship. >> yeah. and the police officer, commander paul brogden, says that far from being glamorous, the reality drug dealing is the reality of drug dealing is dangerous, violent and exploitative. those are all glamorous words. that's what glamour is. basically, when you're a teenager. glamour is. basically, when you're a teenager . yeah, glamour is. basically, when you're a teenager. yeah, i think they've misread the situation here. yeah. all the things that you know, like, know, going you know, like, you know, going back billy the and back to billy the kid and everything, always been dangen >> it's always james cagney , you >> it's always james cagney, you know, tonnes of films that have always been about crime and they've always said, we can't make about crime. scarlet make it about crime. scarlet street. do you ever see street. yeah do you ever see that movie? >> no idea what you're talking about. >> an obscure one. >> it's an obscure one. >> it's an obscure one. >> one of the talkies or >> was it one of the talkies or was before? >> was it one of the talkies or was it before? >> was it one of the talkies or was it was. re? >> it was. >> it was. >> no, it was in made in the >> no, it was in the made in the 40s. >> no, it was in the made in the 405. it >> no, it was in the made in the 40s. it was film noir made 40s. but it was film noir made by a german. i think it was. fritz it. oh really? yeah. >> he just made up a german name. >> there's maybe or 2 people listening. >> sticking with filmmaking. we've now and the we've got the times now and the hollywood union has hollywood actors union has banned this banned film costumes this

halloween. guess you're going banned film costumes this hahaveeen. guess you're going banned film costumes this ha have to. guess you're going banned film costumes this ha have to. gasess you're going banned film costumes this ha have to. gasesssexy re going banned film costumes this ha have to. gasesssexy cat|oing to have to go as a sexy cat again. louis yeah. >> this isn't the times that it says barbie halloween costume banned on banned for hollywood actors on strike. i don't know if it's banned, but sag after which is the i'm not a member of the union. i'm not a member of that union. i'm a member of bectu in this country, so i don't know if i can cross a picket line really, because i've got film work up. picket line really, because i've gotwell, work up. picket line really, because i've got well, you're up. picket line really, because i've gotwell, you're already). picket line really, because i've gotwell, you're already here. >> well, you're already here. >> well, you're already here. >> i'm here anyway. it >> yeah. so i'm here anyway. it says told it's 100 and says it told it's 100 and roughly 160,000 members that dressing as popular film and television characters is owned by struck companies is prohibited. and i couldn't figure out what the reason was . figure out what the reason was. and the reason i'm guessing the reason was you don't want to give them any publicity . me give them any publicity. me yeah, it's kind of it would come under promoter the films under promoter ing the films typically . and so didn't you typically. and so, so didn't you point out something one of the. yeah. >> so ryan reynolds here he said something quite amusing actually. he said i look fonnard to screaming at eight to screaming scab at my eight year all night. she's not year old. all night. she's not in the union, but she needs to learn . and i thought, you know

learn. and i thought, you know what? i don't know if i can say anything funnier than i anything funnier than that. i didn't even know hollywood was still honest, ryan still going, if i'm honest, ryan was stand up. >> was he a stand up right? i don't know. >> no. is he too good looking to be a stand up, good looking people stand up people should not do stand up comedy. ugly people. comedy. it's for ugly people. >> whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. for yourself. i'll >> you speak for yourself. i'll speak for you. >> nice see some >> it's nice to see some. some scottish moving on. scottish parenting moving on. we've got the telegraph with some might you some news that might keep you awake in insomnia can awake at night in insomnia can cause paul apparently. >> analysis of more than 7000 brits are quite a large survey sample with an average age of 65 found that consists mostly sleeping for five hours or less. more than doubled the risk of developing depression. it doesn't seem to matter what the survey question is . the answer survey question is. the answer always seems to be it will make you depressed. it's not enough sleep too much sleep , not enough sleep too much sleep, not enough sex. weirdly not too much sex, but it's all depressed thing. so they need to stop surveys . they they need to stop surveys. they just stop asking people

questions . they won't tell you questions. they won't tell you that they're depressed and we can just get on with being worried about other stuff. >> and this story could be it could a coral story, which is could be a coral story, which is correlation association relationship or link to lewis. >> you've got to stop going to the psychotherapist. yeah >> and yeah. well, carl is a famous psychotherapist, carl jung. and is that what you meant? >> no , no. this is the sort of >> no, no. this is the sort of stuff that psychic psychotherapists come up with to justify charging £80 an hour. >> yes . >> yes. >> yes. >> no, i don't think it's the reason. no >> so what was your i think what they're saying is, is it's people who don't sleep are depressed. >> maybe they got a reason for not sleeping. they're us. >> oh, they're watching us. so, yeah, so it's not it's not causation. it's correlation . causation. it's correlation. >> happy people can go to sleep. i can't sleep. i've a guilty i can't sleep. i've got a guilty conscience. know what conscience. you know what i mean? of of mean? it's like, of course, of course i'm depressed because i'm not sleeping because. so that's what association it's what the association is. it's not like it's not like they kept people awake for two weeks and

then asked them, are they happy at the end? which you know, which they would have been depressed because they'd been up for there's no way for two weeks. so there's no way you do study this . you can do a study like this. >> moving on, we've >> yeah, well, moving on, we've got meal and anthony joshua got the meal and anthony joshua is going to spend four days with nobody but himself company . nobody but himself for company. i think is the first time i think this is the first time i've sorry for him. i've ever felt sorry for him. >> louis. >> f- w-m >> yeah, well, this is an interesting story because is interesting story because it is the story story that the most non story story that we've ever had. anthony joshua splashes 2000 to spend four splashes out 2000 to spend four days elianne in pitch on days in elianne in a pitch on alone a pitch black room for alone in a pitch black room for him to work on him. and he did it. he did it. and he worked on himself and he had lots to think about. was all right. but about. and it was all right. but then we find out, a he had access to a light switch. he's basically put in a room with a light that have been light on that could have been on. he had he had to have eyes. they gave him eye shades because because pitch black. because it wasn't pitch black. what do you need? eye shades in a pitch black pitch room. a pitch black pitch black room. this could have been home. it could here could have been here in the studio where, one's studio where, like, no one's paying studio where, like, no one's paying attention to us. you paying any attention to us. you know, i i mean, imagine

know, ijust. i mean, imagine spending grand turn the spending two grand to turn the electric off because that's essentially what he's done here. >> they must have seen him coming or not because he had the mask on. but i mean, what a mug. i mean, basically, i mean, you know what? i'm only joking, josh, he's if he's outside now, i'm only joking hero for this. yeah, he's. yeah, he's a living legend. and all that sort of stuff because he's massive, but it. is. this total it. this is. this is a total this is total non story. it's this is a total non story. it's absolutely ridiculous. he just paid escape his missus paid £2,000 to escape his missus and everything else . and everything else. >> and i was amazed to see that people do this, this darkness experience, which there was a horrific there was a movie called altered states in the 19 90805, called altered states in the 19 9080s, and it was all about or maybe late in the 1980s. >> it was the 80s and it was all about that. it was all about how about that. it was all about how a guy, how william hurt went into tank into a sensory deprivation tank and started hallucinating . it and started hallucinating. it was a drug movie was basically a drug movie without drugs. >> i see. well coming up in the final section, we've got the right way to make beans on toast

and a nudist thrown out of wetherspoons . i think it's our wetherspoons. i think it's our most british ever. see

welcome back to the final section of headliners. we've got the eye now in this section. and giorgia meloni, the italian prime minister known for being hard, right. but she didn't like seeing her partner secretly filmed getting hard right, paul? italian pm giorgia meloni leaves journalists partner after his affair . affair. >> threesome comments . leo so >> threesome comments. leo so her partner, apparently a journalist, called . um. here we journalist, called. um. here we go . oh yes. go bruno . guilherme go. oh yes. go bruno. guilherme bruno . he is heard asking bruno. he is heard asking whether he can touch his package, which i'm assuming was not amazon related . um. well, not amazon related. um. well, speaking to someone and asking her if she was single and inviting her to take part in a

threesome, i mean, it's political madness gone wrong, isn't it? leo? you can't even touch yourself whilst asking a colleague if she'd like a friendly threesome anymore. i love the way that she breaks up with him here. i don't know if she spoke to him in person, but she spoke to him in person, but she just puts out. she just puts out a memo essentially saying i thank splendid years thank him for our splendid years we yeah that's we spent together. yeah that's like, see later, mate. like, yeah. see you later, mate. beat like, yeah. see you later, mate. beeand the child as yeah. >> and the child as well. yeah. because she doesn't seem like the sort woman her the sort of woman who mince her words know , suffers words or, you know, suffers fools no she doesn't. >> but at the same time , i >> but at the same time, i think. i think he i mean, i'm not going to say what he did was wasn't bad, but it seems like she used this as an opportunity to dump the guy. >> i mean, he was. it was >> yeah, i mean, he was. it was propositioning colleagues for. for threesome asking them to for threesome and asking them to touch i mean that's touch him. yeah i mean that's quite i'm glad . quite i mean, i'm glad. >> that doesn't happen here. >> very jafarian certainly not tonight anyway. >> i don't know. could you could do worse than than i could do better anyway , the point is you better anyway, the point is you could do. no better anyway, the point is you could do. n0 is it. is it? he's asking. maybe he wants to bring

his. he says want i his. he says i want you to. i want you to make my wife happy. maybe doing. maybe that's what he was doing. oh wasn't like oh maybe it wasn't like threesome him and two other women. maybe it was him. and this because knows this other girl because he knows his into that. she's his wife is into that. she's italian. very. but randy his wife is into that. she's iirandy, very. but randy his wife is into that. she's iirandy, the very. but randy his wife is into that. she's iirandy, the wordry. but randy his wife is into that. she's iirandy, the word we but randy his wife is into that. she's iirandy, the word we don'tmdy his wife is into that. she's iirandy, the word we don't get . randy, the word we don't get to hear enough on british television anyway , moving on. television anyway, moving on. >> we've got the meal now and whatsapp us all pretend whatsapp will let us all pretend we're impossible. whatsapp will let us all pretend we're yeah impossible. whatsapp will let us all pretend we're yeah . impossible. louis yeah. >> whatsapp will soon let self—destruct . voice notes self—destruct. voice notes vanish straight after they've been played. i don't know why this is. this is remember that whatsapp is owned by meta , which whatsapp is owned by meta, which is facebook, which is zuckerberg . and they're under tremendous pressure not to have the whatsapp. mccall it not to have the end to encrypting . and the end to end encrypting. and so could be a way so possibly this could be a way basically this is snapchat it wasn't snapchat didn't didn't snapchat disappearing messages got disappearing messages so i don't know how old snapchat is, but i think snapchat is like five, ten, snapchat is kind five, ten, ten, snapchat is kind of disappeared now . of disappeared now. >> i think it's the my daughter use it. the kids use it. you know, mean, aimed at

know, i mean, it's aimed at kids, isn't it? would you kids, isn't it? why would you want for want disappearing messages for kids? so this is kids? i don't know. so this is probably stuff going probably dodgy stuff going on there. sorry , there. but just a big sorry, never apologise. not for being yourself, mate. >> yeah, well, you should apologise for some things. >> yeah. not specific thing. >> no, i just think this is a bit of public relations. i could see press saying, see the press office saying, well, get. how can well, how could we get. how can well, how could we get. how can we get whatsapp in the news? well, make announcement. well, just make an announcement. they send out a they send out press then it gets press release and then it gets printed. will lot of printed. it will be a lot of fun, though, won't there? >> the messages >> you imagine the messages will send another when we get send to one another when we get access to knowing can access to this knowing they can go our and ears. >> except that can because you can make a nice little copy of it. photograph. it. you can photograph. >> well, this is the thing. it says here, you in any says in here, you can't in any way fonnard or you could way fonnard it or you could record you could record it on a device. you could get one. yeah, get another one. yeah, yeah. a good but i'll say good point. but i'll just say them to them straight to you. >> you do a screenshot of it. i didn't check that. >> you can't do a screenshot >> no, you can't do a screenshot voice very voice message. it's very difficult to take a photograph of well, is a voice >> well, this is just a voice message. apparently so. oh, see. >> yeah. do you all the >> yeah. do you know all the words story? i should

words in the story? i should have read that. >> moving on. we've got the mail again, how again, this time revealing how a deadly have deadly pandemic could have escaped lab. i escaped from a british lab. i suppose this is one way of cutting down chinese imports, paul >> yeah, i mean, this does honestly, think honestly, i don't think they were they were thinking of this when they wrote but here we go. wrote this, but here we go. britain's biosecurity britain's secret biosecurity blunders including blunders revealed, including losing a genetically modified mouse and an experiment gone wrong involving a small pox like virus. so, you know , small pox. virus. so, you know, small pox. >> all one word. yeah >> all one word. yeah >> that's because we me and lewis were talking about this earlier, and i kept saying small cox as in my name. and i didn't mean to. and i was desperate not to say on tv. catch that virus. >> no, fell off it for a bit. >> no, i fell off it for a bit. this genetically modified mouse, do we know what it was genetically modified to do? >> this like it's like >> this seems like it's like teenage mutant ninja dangermouse or something. >> living in a post box >> he's living in a post box with penfold at the moment, so i think not all bad. mean , think it's not all bad. i mean, i've often reading this stuff, i mean they basically the mean they basically say that the mail online has learned that six

mean they basically say that the maiincidents1as learned that six mean they basically say that the maiincidents were arned that six mean they basically say that the maiincidents were geneticallysix lab incidents were genetically modified. organisms have escaped containment in the past five years. and i wondered to myself , years. and i wondered to myself, if that's where you came from, mate. did you escape a lab? >> boo boo boo. >> boo boo boo. >> poor car boot. >> poor car boot. >> paul cox no, it's . i have >> paul cox no, it's. i have a feeling this is this is one of those stories that exists only to show that that bad things can happen from lab leaks and tie it back to wuhan to make it seem like the whole covid virus came from there, from a lab, from lab. >> but you don't trust scientists. so i mean , do you scientists. so i mean, do you trust scientists to carry? i don't know, a tuppennare box full of smallpox ? full of smallpox? >> no, i don't. >> no, i don't. >> i don't even think that smallpox basically i'm smallpox i'm basically i'm heading towards the belief system that, first of all, i'm 95% sure that viruses don't exist . and i 95% sure that viruses don't exist. and i don't think that smallpox exists. well just in case anybody from ofcom is still up for they don't watch lewis yeah. >> before you self—harm, i just like to push back on that and

say viruses probably do exist. we've got the guardian now, and i didn't think people needed a recipe make on toast. recipe to make beans on toast. beans toast the it beans on toast is the recipe. it turns out i was wrong. >> lewis yeah, well, this is this heinz, and this is this this is heinz, and this is this is another public relations thing. can we get thing. it's like, how can we get heinz beans? maybe people aren't buying beans. it's now only the eighth in eighth most popular thing in this did you this country. and it's did you know the five beans that know the five kidney beans that are uncooked kidney beans is ground up and eaten can kill you. >> yeah, but that's if they're uncooked. but yeah, a lot of pulses . if they're unprepared, pulses. if they're unprepared, they're not soaked and stuff. they contain some that can kill you. i forgot what what it is that it contains, but it contains bad stuff. >> and the fact is, is that all plants, basically, except for fruits . fruits. >> i knew. i knew it was going to be a nice, heartwarming british story . but no, never british story. but no, never getting salad kills you. >> the fact is, is that is that if you eat a can of beans, which has 400g and you have to slices of bread , let's say you have

of bread, let's say you have four slices of bread, which makes it about 700 calories, which is like a meal, has almost 1009 which is like a meal, has almost 100g of carbs, which can kill you . you. >> okay, we did the love go quickly , sneak this one in. quickly, sneak this one in. finally, we've got the mirror with the most dignified customer i've ever seen in a wetherspoons pub. yeah >> nudist slams wetherspoons. after being told to leave for bending over without undennear. okay so imagine even being in a wetherspoons in hastings for a start, because what happened here was richard collins, 67 sounds like a wrong and already said he was left unhappy after management . asked after management. asked after management. asked after management at a wetherspoons tried to boot him out for accidentally exposing his bum in front of a teenage girl and her mum in hastings, which accidentally which i'm sure was absolutely terrifying. and harrowing. and you know, i hope they get all the therapy they

need, put them off their steaks special. >> anyway, the show is nearly oven >> anyway, the show is nearly over. so take another over. so let's take another quick saturday's front quick look at saturday's front pages mail. leads pages of the daily mail. leads with. weeks ago, was with. two weeks ago, i was working in an ad agency. now i'm about to fight for my nation's survival . the telegraph has survival. the telegraph has terrorist attack in uk linked to gaza. terrorist attack in uk linked to gaza . the guardian leads with gaza. the guardian leads with labour redrawing the political map , says starmer. the times has map, says starmer. the times has hamas frees kidnapped mother and daughter. the express has angry tories say only true blue values can woo back voters. and finally , the daily star has einstein chat bot humans are all aliens and those were your front pages. and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, paul cox and louis shaffer, nick dixon will here tomorrow at 11 pm. will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. with louis and christina with louis shaffer and christina wetton. if you're watching wetton. and if you're watching at stay

welcome to lee anderson's real world. >> got some brilliant guests on my show tonight. we've got robert fox. he's from the evening standard. also got richard tice. he's the leader of reform uk back has left in the corner. we've got the former leader of the liberal democrats, sir vince cable. we've also got quentin letts from the daily mail. going head mail. he's going head to head tonight vince cable . we've tonight with vince cable. we've got victoria hervey. got lovely lady victoria hervey. she's going to be talking about the royals another of the royals and another dose of common gary , the cabbie common sense, gary, the cabbie is but let's go to is back. but first, let's go to the news headlines . the news headlines. >> good evening . i'm ray addison >> good evening. i'm ray addison in the newsroom . our top story, in the newsroom. our top story, the prime minister has praised egypt for its efforts in trying to deliver aid to civilians in gaza after meeting the country's

president, rishi sunak said palestinians are also victims of hamas and expressed his condolence for the loss of lives . he also stressed the importance of opening a safe corridor to gaza . corridor to gaza. >> one thing we have prioritised consistent is getting the rafah crossing opening . it's been a crossing opening. it's been a feature of all my conversations and i'm very pleased that that will now imminently happen. we announced an increase in our funding for humanitarian aid into the region, and when i met with president sisi earlier today , he and i had a good today, he and i had a good discussion about how the uk can provide practical assistance on the to ensure the the ground to ensure the sustainability of that aid through the crossing to the people need it . people who need it. >> sir keir starmer says former tory voters have put their trust and their confidence in the labour party after they overturned conservative majorities to win two by elections. the video we're about to show does contain some flash photography in tamworth. sarah edwards overturned a conservative majority of more than 19,000. meanwhile, alastair

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