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watching. i'm ama daetz. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host kerry washington! tonight, dwayne johnson, lizzo, and music from wiz khalifa. with cleto and the cletones. and now, kerry washington! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> kerry: whoo! whoo! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live," welcome. i'm your host, kerry washington. thank you so much. wow. okay, i'm only hosting for one night, which honestly is still
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one night more than jimmy has worked this entire summer. [ laughter ] the last time i hosted the show was back in 2020. we were dealing with a global pandemic, massive political division. luckily, now everything's totally fine! [ laughter ] it's a big night here on hollywood boulevard. the espy awards are happening right across the street from us. i was thinking about it today. you know, the nice thing about an award show where every presenter is a totally ripped athlete is that no one's going to walk up there and try to slap them. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] speaking of awards, i am also going to honor some very deserving and talented individuals tonight. acting is one of those jobs that seems very, very glamorous. sometimes it is. but in reality, it can also be very tough. when i first started out, i had to supplement my income by being a substitute teacher, a yoga instructor, a hostess at a restaurant. so it meant a lot to me the
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first time that i qualified for that sweet screen actors guild health insurance. [ laughter ] yes, really. now i'm a proud member of the screen actors guild, or s.a.g. as we say in the biz, but in order to get s.a.g. health care, you have to make a certain amount of money each year, which is not always easy to do. so we invited a few fellow real actors to the show tonight who are very close to qualifying for coverage. and they will get there if they deliver just one more line of dialogue on tv. for instance! this is madeline macusky, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] madeline is an actor here in l.a. she is $40.87 away from getting insurance. [ laughter ] if she utters a single word on the show tonight, she's going to qualify. madeline, is there anything you want to say? >> hm, let's see. how about -- i just got health coverage. >> kerry: yes!
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[ cheers and applause ] yes! give that girl health insurance! i believe you. that was brilliant, that was brilliant. oh, hello. >> letter for kerry washington? >> kerry: i mean, give it up. [ cheers and applause ] was that incredible? that was incredible. because guess what? he is not really a mailman, okay? this is daniel william jordan. he's an actor who was $487.17 away from qualifying. was, because now he has health care! [ cheers and applause ] daniel, daniel, tell us, what are you going to do with your new health care coverage? >> i'm going to get my weird mole checked out. [ laughter ] >> kerry: okay, that was really gross. bye! [ laughter and applause ] okay, we're super proud of you, though, daniel, we're very proud of you. i'm so happy to be here tonight with all of you in a studio that
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has central air conditioning. there are heat warnings and advisories all across the country right now. you guys remember my show "little fires everywhere"? [ cheers and applause ] thank you. honestly, that's basically the weather forecast every day right now. high temperatures put the elderly at risk. so if you are going to leave your grandpa in the car, please remember to crack the window. [ laughter ] in london it was 40.3 degrees celsius yesterday. do you know what that is in fahrenheit? me neither. okay, so -- do you know, guillermo? >> guillermo: i have no [ bleep ] idea. [ laughter ] >> kerry: language! guillermo, language! gosh. we've got some rare encouraging good news out of washington. yesterday the house voted to protect same-sex marriage and interracial marriage, which is great. [ cheers and applause ] really great. it's also, it's also a little bit scary that they even have to do this in the first place.
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are we going to have to redo all of our laws now? because if that's the case, i'd love to lock down the whole women have the right to vote thing, okay? [ cheers and applause ] i mean, honestly, how messed up is it that republicans believe that marriage is a decision made between a woman and a man, but a woman's abortion is a decision made between 60 dudes on capitol hill? [ cheers and applause ] so now the bill moves to the senate, where it's unclear how lawmakers will vote. it's also unclear if the earth will exist a year from now. i'm serious, google it. actually, don't google it, because apparently that's not the cool way to look stuff up anymore. according to a senior vice president at google, about 40% of young people prefer using tiktok and instagram when they're searching for information. [ laughter ] in fact, the most common tiktok google search is "what the [ bleep ] is google?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is kind of alarming, right? this is very alarming.
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no one should have to watch a twerking 14-year-old to learn where to find a vaccine for monkeypox. [ laughter ] anyway, the point is don't go to tiktok to learn things, go there to follow me. [ cheers and applause ] @the kerry washington. this is the time of year when parents appreciate teachers the most, right? our kids have been home for like two months, sometimes not listening to a single thing we say. so i'd like to give a special shout-out to this former teacher from north carolina who clearly has not lost her passion for discipline. >> get down from there! get down, get down from there. right now, go, go, go, go! you get down from my porch right now! go, go! what do you think you're doing on my porch? you get down. go! go! how dare you. [ laughter ] >> kerry: i love her! oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] that bear has genuine shame. i feel like the bear's running
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off to his therapist. can you believe that, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, kerry, i can't believe it. [ laughter ] >> kerry: ladies and gentlemen, her performance was so solid, you may not have realized that that was not guillermo. [ laughter ] that was actor carolina hojos, who now has, you guessed it, health care! whoo! [ cheers and applause ] masterful, masterful work, thank you. okay, now for something else truly special. one of my favorite artists around is the force of nature known as lizzo. she has a brand-new album out called "special," which is fantastic. i have been singing "about damn time" in my sleep. and to celebrate the release of "special," "jimmy kimmel live" teamed up with lizzo to surprise some of her fans. these people all thought they were coming in to hear the album and have their reactions recorded for a fake website that we made up. what they didn't know was that lizzo herself was actually watching them from the next room in this new edition of "undercover sing."
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ it's about damn time ♪ >> this is so nice. >> i'm going to ask you a few questions before we get started. okay, so your name? >> jason. jason jason granger. >> where are you from? >> jacksonville, florida. >> jacksonville. what do you do for a living? >> right now i'm in real estate school. also a comedian professionally. >> awesome. these are your headphones. we're going to start playing some music for you. ♪ okay ♪ ♪ okay ♪ ♪ all right ♪ ♪ all right ♪ ♪ it's an about damn time ♪ ♪ in a minute i'ma need a real estate comedian from jacksonville -- >> whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪ getting pranked by lizzo on "kimmel live" ♪ >> whoa! >> i feel like i'm on maury. r ark rawr!
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>> oh my god, lizzo! take this off. oh my god! oh my god! >> okay, this is your chance. tell a joke right now, we're on jimmy kimmel. >> oh my god, i don't have any jokes right now, lizzo just sucked all the jokes out of my body. >> hold on now, pause! [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ hey johnny ♪ ♪ hey, johnny ♪ ♪ got some music, because i got to pee, got to pee ♪ hey. ooh, i thought this was the bathroom. >> shut up! aah! no, no. >> is this the bathroom? >> no, no, no, no, no. you are not real. >> i am. >> lizzo? >> pinch me. ah! >> aah! >> aah!
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♪ on the other hand i know my worth ♪ ♪ and now he calls me ♪ ♪ why i feel like this ♪ ♪ what happened to me, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ hey micah are you ready ♪ ♪ cause i'm somewhere in this room ♪ ♪ in this room ♪ ♪ look around ya yes, you might see ♪ ♪ michael ♪ >> turn around! [ laughter ] >> >> you said you listened to the new album? >> yeah. >> and your thoughts? >> it's the party album of the summer. it's going to be crazy. >> yeah. okay, so we're just going to listen to the album. >> sure. >> and get your thoughts
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afterwards. ♪ i'll let you know ♪ ♪ ♪ hey there in the pinstripe vest ♪ ♪ did that piercing hurt on your face. >> ♪ ♪ let me guess your zoed yak sign ♪ ♪ virgo ♪ ♪ i thought you were a taurus ♪ >> you're a taurus? >> i'm a virgo, september. ♪ ha! >> bitch! >> what? yo, take that off. virgo, come on. come on! >> it's nice to meet you. ♪ i let you know ♪ ♪ hey you, sitting right over
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there ♪ ♪ you're special ♪ ♪ i really like your big curly hair ♪ ♪ and i hope you're hungry today ♪ ♪ i'm going to tell you the special we have for lunch ♪ >> we got a vegan blt, side salad served with french fries, and you want a drink? >> sure. >> here you go. >> aah! oh, my god. aah! >> you are so special, okay? you have an amazing day. bye! >> oh, my god! >> we forgot your drink. and also tickets to my show at the forum. >> i'll see you there, okay? i love you.
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>> okay. bye. ♪ i got a feeling i'm going be okay ♪ ♪ okay, all right ♪ ♪ iout dae ♪ >> kerry: i love you, lizzo! thank you so much for that. you can catch her on tour starting september 23rd. we have a great show for you tonight. we've got music from wiz khalifa, and we'll be back with the one and only dwayne johnson! whoo! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ . scenarios i'm not like those other hotels. i'm what you call "boutique". i'm into intimate conversations, leather lounge chairs and soaking up the cities atmosphere. i'm looking to provide a more unique experience. do you like single origin coffee over a game of chess? me too. and don't you just feel like everything sounds warmer on vinyl? i do. ♪♪
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♪ ♪ well well well, what have we here? a magical place... that's lookin' to get scared! with bats... and ghouls ... and cars in disguise. (laugh) i've cast quite a spell now... you won't believe your eyes! (laughter) the spell is cast. halloween time is back with spook-tacular experiences in disneyland and disney california adventure parks! (laughter) [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> kerry: hi, welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm not jimmy kimmel, i'm kerry washington. thanks, cleto. thank you so much. aren't they incredible? [ cheers and applause ]
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they're amazing. i feel like i know you because when jimmy was on my youtube series, he talked a lot about the pranks you guys did when you were kids, like shooting down kites from the sky? >> cleto: well, we had a lot of fun. >> kerry: oh, childhood in vegas, okay. you can watch that interview with jimmy and get all the tea on my youtube channel. and i've got a great podcast coming out next week. it's called "the prophecy," and it's a fictional series that asks the question, what if the stories you've heard from the bible weren't from the past but were actually happening right now? it's crazy. and it stars me and lawrence fishburne, david oyelowo, asa butterfield, steven pasqual, it's an incredible cast. check that out on audible july 28th. [ cheers and applause ] yes! tonight, tonight we have a very talented performer. his album "multiverse" is out july 29th. wiz khalifa on the mercedes eq stage.
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[ cheers and applause ] yes! and tomorrow, "jimmy kimmel live" has another great show in store. but i wonder if there's somebody who could tell us about that in perfect farsi? hm. >> i can. >> oh! hi, nicole. nicole kayra is another actor who needs just one more gig to get health care for the year. so, take it away, nicole in farsi. [ speaking foreign language ] guest host rupaul. [ speaking foreign language ] ted lasso, hannah waddingham [ speaking foreign language ] >> kerry: yes! whoo! whoo! pretend i have confetti, whoo! [ speaking foreign language ] that's "thank you" in farsi. okay. nicole kayra, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] our guest tonight is one of the biggest movie stars in the world. i mean that literally, he's a gigantic human being.
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[ laughter ] now he gives voice to superman's dog in "dc league of superpets." it opens in theaters july 29th. please say hello to dwayne johnson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> kerry: hi! >> hey. >> kerry: thank you for being here. >> thank you, good to see you. >> kerry: so i was doing all my research -- >> good to see you guys, too. >> kerry: yes. [ cheers and applause ] great to be seen. so we have a lot in common. we have an older daughter and two littler ones, little people. >> yes. >> kerry: we both like to work out. >> yes. >> kerry: we both like cheat days. >> yes.
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>> kerry: although i like them more than you do, i think. i have more cheat days than you do. >> we both get high. >> kerry: oh, wow. >> no, sorry. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> my kind of crowd. >> kerry: hey, hey. your oldest daughter is now a wrestler. >> she is. >> kerry: she's making history. >> yes, so yeah -- thank you, guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: this is amazing. >> very proud of her. simone johnson, my oldest daughter, the daughter i have with dani, she made her dbut in wwe. their smaller federation, nxt. so, she did so good, she went out there on the microphone. you got to be poised when you go out there. >> kerry: gosh. >> she has a cool wrestling name. >> kerry: what is it? >> it's ava reign. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: wow. >> yes. >> kerry: how does somebody come up with a wrestling game are name? do you pick it yourself? does somebody bless you with your wrestling name? >> it comes from all different areas. usually -- it's probably a mix. what she wanted to do, what she
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wanted to be called, ultimately what the powers that be want her to be called too, as well. >> kerry: wow. so proud. she's the fourth generation of wrestlers? >> she is. she's the first fourth generation of pro wrestlers in wwe -- i always like to say that name, ava reign can mean a lot of things, to me in my mind, it means she's going to lay the smackdown on candy asses. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: so good. >> yes. >> kerry: so -- okay. i like to wrestle with my kids. >> yeah? >> kerry: and i need help picking a wrestling name. >> okay. >> kerry: how should i do it? do i go to the council of four generations? >> you do, yes. now that i am here, me, you, the universe and the world watching, this amazing crowd -- [ cheers and applause ] i think for one kerry washington, with the grit and the mahna that you have, the toughness that you have -- >> kerry: oh. >> sweetcakes.
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: sweetcakes! great. i love it, i love it. >> or scary kerry works too. >> oh! what do we think? [ cheers ] i'll do them both. do your younger girls have interest in wrestling? >> they -- they love seeing me because it's almost like just a different lifetime ago. >> kerry: another era for them. >> yeah, for them. they're fascinated when they see me in matches, old matches. but they love jumping off couches. >> i'm sure yours do too. >> kerry: yeah. lots of that. >> for my little daughters, i have a 6-year-old and a 4-year-old, and their favorite thing is putting makeup on me. [ laughter ] their fiavorite thing is -- we do this game where she comes in, close your eyes, daddy! i've got to close my eyes. all i hear -- you know when you have babies you start to hear -- wait, is that foil that i hear? is that something sticky? >> kerry: is that fire? was that a match? >> here it comes! it's a faceful of peanut butter.
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>> kerry: oh my gosh, and you let them. that's so beautiful. >> i bring it on, bring it on. >> kerry: i love that. >> you only get -- right? bring it on. >> kerry: how fun, yes. i saw that you had a similar sentiment recently with kevin hart when you let him bring on the tortilla. [ laughter ] on your "smackdown" on tiktok. >> yes, we did the tortilla challenge, which as challenge that is pretty popular out there. >> kerry: yes. >> and he -- we played the tiktok challenge. and he slapped the [ bleep ] out of me with these tortillas. [ laughter ] but again, like i do with my little girls, i do it with my little son, kevin. it's like go ahead and you can hit me. you can do whatever you want. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> kerry: so good. i saw an instagram that you just bought your mom a house. which is so sweet. [ cheers and applause ] but hold on, hold on, hold on. this is the third house you bought her, right? >> well -- >> kerry: you're making the rest of us look bad. what's happening? >> well -- i had to.
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well, years ago -- well, my goal was to always play pro football, like your husband. >> kerry: yes. >> i know football is big in your family. that was my goal, i never made it. but that was my ticket out to buy my parents their first home. we never lived at home growing up, it was apartments and trailer parks. so when we were evicted off the island in honolulu, hawaii, out of our apartment, i told myself then when i was 14, i need to buy my mom a house. so, bought them a house. and then i bought my parents a house, their first house, when i made a little bit of money. >> kerry: little bit. because even though you didn't make the nfl, you pushed out okay. >> i turned out all right. bought them their first house, they got a divorce, bought my mom a second house after the divorce. and then we moved to the west coast -- >> kerry: you had to buy another house. >> yeah. by the way, the other ones are sold. >> kerry: you're not racking up houses? >> no, no, no. my mom is so -- she's literally my biggest fan. she is the best grammy to our daughters, all three. a room dedicated to you in every >> kerry: i heard that she has
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a room dedicated to you in every house that she's had. >> dude, she has a smackdown room. >> kerry: a smackdown room? >> she has a smackdown room. >> kerry: i love that it has an official name. what's in the -- do you get smacked down if you get walk into the room? >> i get smacked down every time i go in there, because she wants too -- all the guests have to go to the smackdown room but she insists i go with her. >> kerry: oh, god. >> there's nothing more horrifying just standing there while she's like -- dewy is my nickname. this is dewy when he -- la la la, any poster, award, any little thing, any kind of proclamation. but that's what our parents do. >> kerry: yes. >> your parents do anything like that? >> kerry: yeah, but they just have a jpeg file. [ laughter ] they don't have a whole room. >> not a whole room. >> kerry: maybe it's because i haven't bought them a house, i've bought her earrings. [ laughter ] maybe i need to buy more, yeah. so i also want to congratulate
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you. because in addition to the espys, you have also been named master of ceremonies for "shark week." >> i did, yes. >> kerry: what an honor. [ applause ] is that incredible? how did you get this job? >> okay, so, discovery called and they were interested in me hosting shark week, and it was all part of the promotion for "superpets." >> kerry: ah. >> warner brothers, discovery. and i kept saying no because i couldn't figure out what the reason -- i didn't want to do it -- >> kerry: you didn't want to intimidate the sharks, i know. >> didn't want to intimidate the sharks for one. i thought, what if we went to hawaii. and sharks are honored and revered -- i'm half black and half samoan. on my polynesian side, they're respected and honored. we call them amakua, which is our gods. so i said, what if we connected culture to shark week? and they said yes. i said yes. we brought everybody to hawaii, it was beautiful. >> kerry: i love that.
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wow, that's beautiful. thank you. that's incredible. have you ever had a shark encounter? >> i did. i had an encounter one time. i was swimming off the coast in australia, and i had a run-in with a great white. yeah, it was crazy. >> kerry: what did you do? >> well, they say either stay still or if they start to attack, you should -- you hear that crazy story about punching sharks? >> kerry: yeah. >> in the nose or wherever you can or in the eye. that's what i started to do. that was the only thing i knew how to do was just -- you know, just try and punch. that's what you do. >> kerry: i don't -- i'm -- >> do everything you can to get away when you feel like they're going to -- >> kerry: it's incredible. >> attack you, yes. the second part is i woke up from that dream. and i was like, oh, wait a second -- oh. [ applause ] >> kerry: we'll have more with dwayne johnson after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ kenan! hey kenan! looking good. feeling good. i just found all these cars on autotrader.
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wow! now wait for the best part there microwave. a dealer is gonna deliver this car to our home. never leave home, never leave home! woo, it's here! there's one thing... i can't do from home. drive! someone stop him! kenan! catch ya later, refrigerator! i'll see you later, alright? ♪ ♪ mmmm (children's laughter) ♪ ♪ that is so cool! good job! ♪ ♪ hey!! how're you doing? it's so good to see you!
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i know these powers are new to you, but when one has an abundance of power, they have a
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certain duty to use that power to -- [ liquid sounds ] >> sorry. you were saying something? >> i was making an inspiring hero speech. [ liquid sounds ] >> how much did you have to drink? >> i had two toilet bowls and a bidet. bidet, too. i didn't even know that was a thing, but it's like a dog water fountain. >> you disgusting animal. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: welcome back. i'm here with dwayne johnson! so that was dwayne johnson and kevin hart as the voices in "dc league of superpets." so, people think of you as a big action hero, but in this you're playing a superhero's dog. >> superman's dog, right. that's a conceit of "superpets." it's the idea of your favorite superheroes from the justice league and their pets and the superpowers that they are given. and them trying to control and understand their superpowers, at the same time having to save the
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day. which is really cool. so superman's dog, batman's dog, wonder woman's pig, flash's squirrel. [ laughter ] >> kerry: so fun. >> green lantern's squirrel, flash's turtle. >> kerry: yes. [ laughter ] that's a good matching, flash and the turtle. so this is your fifth film with kevin hart. >> yes. >> kerry: are you obsessed with kevin? you love kevin? [ laughter ] you want to be besties with kevin? >> let's talk, kerry. >> kerry: i want to know, i want to know what the deal is. >> this will be my last. kry: ? breaking news. >> this is it. no, i love kevin. from our very first movie, we've got great chemistry and a bond. >> kerry: you do. >> there's a lot of trust with kevin and i. just -- yeah, i love that guy. >> kerry: but who gets more attention when you're out in public together? [ laughter ] >> yeah. well. >> kerry: be honest. >> i am very honest for sure. it would be kevin, because -- >> kerry: really? >> because he's so loud and obnoxious every room he comes into -- oh, yes.
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[ applause ] [ applause ] ou know how it . you know kevin. >> kerry: i do, i do. >> you know. hey, hey, i'm here, hey, guys, look at me! >> kerry: i hear that you just adopted a dog? >> we did. >> kerry: did your family just do that? isn't that so sweet? tell me about that. >> this local place called "wag more," which i highly recommend you go to. i have to tell you the story about little turbo here. >> kerry: aww. >> i'm at work, in my office. i get the facetime call from my wife, lauren. got to pick it up. i pick it up, it's little jazzy, she's 6. she's so happy. first thing out of her mouth was -- and this is unexpected, by the way. this is not planned. she goes, daddy, can we keep him? >> kerry: you're like, keep who? >> i went, oh god. and i look and she's showing me of course little turbo, and lauren set it up nicely. she said, "daddy's got to meet turbo." i went to go meet turbo. beautiful little dog, beautiful little puppy. i think the universe and god in- works. >> kerry: amen.
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>> in amazing ways. he was going to get euthanized. >> kerry: ugh. >> and so my wife took my daughters to this arts and crafts place. they left the arts and crafts place -- this is a true story. they smelled what they thought was doughnuts. and this was over the weekend. so my little daughters were like, let's follow our noses! so, they started walking down a sidewalk to where they thought it was, strip mall. no doughnut place, no sweets, nothing. they're like, wow, this is really weird. they look, and there is this adoption agency, wag more, in front of them. so they walk in and lauren says, well, we're here. do you have any puppies? they bring out turbo. i go meet turbo a few hours later. i'm speaking to the woman. all wonderful staff. they were telling us not only was he going to get euthanized -- not there, but at another place, and they rescued him. a family came the day before to get turbo, fell in love, said we'll take him.
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went to the back to get the papers came out, the family left. without turbo. what happened? so he was just left alone again. >> kerry: he was meant to be yours. >> he was meant to be, so we have turbo now. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: oh my gosh, i love that. it's so sweet. >> yes. >> kerry: we've seen you in so many films play this incredible action hero. but you are going to play a superhero, a real superhero, for the first time. can you tell us about that? >> i'd love to. he is the anti-hero known as black adam. >> kerry: black adam! [ cheers and applause ] black adam, look at that. oh! >> i am so excited about that. and there are a lot of excited people for this movie. >> kerry: yes. >> the dc universe. >> kerry: he's a bit of an anti-hero? >> he is, he's an anti-hero. what i always like about black adam, for those who don't know, he was blessed with the powers of superman across the board. the difference is superman's biggest weakness is magic. it's one of his greatest strengths. and with superheroes and
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superman, there's a code of honor, an ethics, as you know if you follow that. they won't kill the bad guys. black adam? >> kerry: he don't care? >> cancel christmas. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: cancel christmas. i love that. and i'm assuming that kevin hart will be in this one too? >> yeah, so there's a running joke. i'm black adam in the movie and i'm bringing kevin on as honky pete. [ laughter and applause ] >> kerry: oh, my god, i love is there anything, any sneak antidbit, crbo >> let's see. i can tell you that we are working on something that -- we're working on something i think that the world will really respond to. >> kerry: oh my god. teeing it up. it's so good. i put you in a bad position, i've been in that position. i'm so excited about this. >> thank you. >> kerry: more with dwayne when
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co-owners of the xfl. >> yes. >> kerry: you've partnered with the nfl league, and that means means a lot to me and my family. >> of course. >> kerry: tell me a little bit about what you've got cooking with the xfl and the nfl. >> teh xfl is our spring league which we acquired a few years ago. we wanted to take our time, do it right. this is the third it ration of xfl, so we started a collaboration with the nfl. the nfl alumni academy is great, by the way. basically it goes like this. the nfl has an alumni academy that if you don't roster throughout the nfl season, you automatically get a contract to go to the xfl. >> kerry: wow. >> jae, to play that spring. so those players who didn't roster in the nfl will come to us, xfl. we'll have a full spring season with a championship game at the end. the nfl coaches will be able to evaluate, watch game play. then if they're ready, they'll go on to the nfl in the fall. so yeah, it was very, very special. [ cheers and applause ] very cool, very cool. >> kerry: it must mean so much
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to you as somebody who was in that same exact position. >> it does. i -- my goal and my dream was to play pro football. i went to university of miami, played with some great players, great teams. thank you very much. but my goal was to make it in the nfl. and i like to say that there are 53 men on an nfl roster, as you know. i was always number 54. i was that guy that the coaches said, "d.j., you're good but you're not good enough." and unfortunately, this is where the dream ends. so that, being told you're not good enough for something i've worked so hard for -- like your husband, right? for years, decades. a decade. and being told, you're not going enough, this is where it ends -- the chip that put on my shoulder and the fire and the drive has led me to here today. so i like to tell people who, when they ask about the xfl, what the culture of the xfl is, they're all number 54. they're all that player who said, you're good but you're not good enough.
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and the player's response is one of two things happens. either, they go, okay, i'll move on. or, actually you're wrong, watch me. >> kerry: so dany, you guys were at the espys. she's made history as the first woman to own a league. not a team, a league. >> a league, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: that's phenomenal. >> yes. so dany, i've known dany since i was 18, met at university of miami. she was an amazing athlete at miami. and we have worked together since. we also have a daughter, simone, together. so, she became the first woman to own a majority share of a professional football league in the united states. that is history-making, and it's just so amazing. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: your family likes to make history. >> what's that? >> kerry: your family likes to make history, break records. >> i've got an idea. would you guys like to meet her? >> kerry: yes!
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bring her out! bring out dany! where's dany? >> kerry: yay! hi! whoo! oh, my goodness. you look gorgeous. >> thank you so much. >> kerry: congratulations. >> thank you. >> kerry: it's so impressive. you are making history. how does it feel? you must be so proud and excited. i don't want to tell you how to feel. tell me how you feel. >> okay. first of all, i'm on jimmy kimmel with kerry washington! [ cheers and applause ] amazing. but it was -- it wasn't something i set out to do. we set out to buy the xfl. i mean, it was a phone call to d.j. that said -- >> kerry: was that your idea? >> it was my idea. >> kerry: i love it. i love it. didn't you know it was the woman's idea?
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didn't you just know? >> you already know. >> the pandemic happened. i was watching the xfl. i was like, this league, i can do something with this league. >> kerry: yes. >> it was, like, in my soul. and i called him up, i said, vi a big, crazy, beautiful idea, but it's crazy. >> yeah, and she says, i have a crazy idea. and i was like, well, i love crazy, so don't threaten me with a good time. what are you thinking? and she said -- >> i said, i want us to buy the xfl. then it was a drive. it was a drive, there was a bid, there was months and months of work. all of a sudden i got this call. said, "you have the xfl." and a month later, press recognized that i had made history. >> kerry: you didn't even know you were making history? >> i didn't even know. >> kerry: just following your heart. it's so wonderful to have you both here. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. really. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. "dc league of superpets" opens
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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> kerry: welcome back, welcome back. let's hear some music, shall we? [ cheers and applause ] yes! his album "multiverse" is out july 29th. here with the song "memory lane," wiz khalifa! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ multiverse coming out july 29th ♪ ♪ when the days turn to nights i keep thinkin bout you moving on ♪ ♪ makes me wonder if you hear this song ♪ ♪ would you right the way that we went wrong yeah ♪ ♪ when the days turn to nights that's when i begin to lose it all ♪ ♪ makes me wonder if you hear this song ♪ ♪ would you right the way that we went wrong ♪ ♪ played before you instead of runnin' game on you ♪ ♪ kept it 100 i expect the same
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from you ♪ ♪ held it down every time them lames come through, said they was down to do this but they didn't want ♪ ♪ to now every time i come on you get uncomfortable been a couple years ♪ ♪ since you left you see how time flew you been on my mind every day ♪ ♪ i'm on your mind too make me think about all the that i survived through ♪ ♪ got me ridin around by myself but that's what pride do got you but that's what pride do ♪ ♪ got you thinkin bout what you said and how it's not true ♪ the reason the ego's worst es - enemy ♪ ♪ when the days turn to nights i keep thinkin ♪ ♪ bout you moving on makes me wonder if you hear this song yeah would you right the way ♪ ♪ that we went wrong yeah when the days turn to nights that's when begin ♪ ♪ to lose it all makes me wonder if you hear this song would you right the way ♪ ♪ that we went wrong it's funny how one play could put you in the mood for the day ♪ ♪ a good one or a bad one
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let me know ♪where you stay jus- ♪ if it's safe 'cause we done did that you can't erase and the i bought ♪ ♪ i gave you game that you can't replace you came up in a major way quit moving out of fear ♪ ♪ started moving out of faith you told me you that you heard our favorite song ♪ ♪ the other day first you was tryna leave now you say you're on your way ♪ ♪ that's the price to pay i guess that's what love costs just 'cause you walked ♪ ♪ out the door don't mean the love lost when the days turn to nights ♪ ♪ i keep thinkin bout you moving on ♪ ♪ makes me wonder if you hear this song yeah ♪ ♪ would you right the way that we went wrong yeah ♪ ♪ when the days turn to nights that's when begin to lose it all ♪ ♪ makes me wonder if you hear this song ♪ ♪ would you right the way that we went wrong ♪ ♪ seen it at a concert you called off work ♪ ♪ even bought the shirt was glad ♪ we said that night ♪ ♪ we both found our purpose had both our hands goin' in circles listening over and over ♪ ♪ tryna find out what the words was it came from a band we never heard of ♪ ♪ but now it's the soundtrack to our life ♪
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♪ every time we turn it on, people say all kind of things ♪ ♪ now you gone, so gig so you better not let nobody else hear it ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> july 29th, "multiverse." thank you guys. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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hi, i'm actor jon akoko. and kerry would like to remind you to check out her podcast, “the prophecy” on audible, july 28th. >> kerry: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> she'd also like to thank dwayne johnson, dany garcia, lizzo, wiz khalifa, and her dear friend jimmy kimmel. >> kerry: but we're only -- we're kind of friends, sort of friends. >> oh. >> kerry: rupaul hosts tomorrow with his guests hannah waddingham, phoebe robinson, and music from the interrupters. jon, congratulations on your healthcare! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! my apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. good night, everybody!
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