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with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. wow, that's very nice. i have to say -- it feels almost normal here because all hell is breaking loose everywhere else. congress is in chaos. there's a horrible war happening in the middle east. president biden today went to israel. he was greeted by the prime minister, benjamin netanyahu. it's very rare for an american president to fly into a combat zone. the last time biden was in this much danger, he was rolling with corn pop. [ laughter ] white house officials said that particularly in times of crisis, biden prefers to meet
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face-to-face. which is a nice way of saying he still doesn't know how to zoom. [ laughter ] the president gave a surprisingly strong speech. he told the israeli people the united states stands with them. he condemned the disgusting attacks by hamas and cautioned israel to learn from the mistakes we made after 9/11. this kind of thing is where biden really shines. he and israel go way back. you know how moses parted the red sea? [ laughter ] joe was the guy who dared him to do it. [ laughter ] meanwhile, you'll never guess where our former president was today. that's right, he was in court watching his $250 million fraud trial. [ cheers and applause ] look at that, look at his face. leaning forward, glaering like the waitress forgot to bring the ketchup for his steak. [ laughter ] it's interesting, the only court dates trump goes to in person are the ones involving money. [ laughter ] the criminal trials, nothing. if he loses this, trump could lose his properties and businesses in new york. [ cheers and applause ]
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tanny soprano was apparently so upset during today's proceedings, the judge had to tell him to be quiet. he was shaking his head, throwing his hands in the air, making loud groaning noises. melania had to leave the room, she was worried he might be in the mood. [ laughter ] not only that, he did a particularly vile thing. the judge in the case issued a gag order instructing him not to attack staffers in his court, and still, trump posted an article that included what appears to be attorney general letitia james' home address. he's such a scumbag you sometimes forget he's a dick, too. [ laughter ] the address was in an article by laura loomer. who is a trump supporter, a conspiracy theorist, a white nationalist, and this season's hottest-selling halloween mask. [ laughter ] [ applause ] nice lady. meanwhile, it was another day of disarray in congress. it has now been two weeks since republicans opened the matt gaetz of hell and threw away the key.
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[ laughter ] we are no steps closer to getting a speaker of the house after yet another vote failed to produce a winner. jim jordan lost again. he lost by 20 republican votes yesterday, so he spent the whole night last night and all this morning working to rustle up more votes. today he lost by 22 votes. [ laughter ] but he's not giving up. he's gonna keep on going until he loses unanimously. [ laughter ] it's funny listening to the republicans who do support him desperately trying to claim that he will be successful leading the house because he was good at wrestling. >> when you're on the wrestling mat or in the committee room, jim jordan is strategic, scrappy, tough -- >> the man who was an all-state wrestler and wrestling coach and an attorney is a good choice. >> you don't win national championships in college and be shy about it. >> he's 156-1 in high school wrestling. he was twice the ncaa wrestling champion. >> jim jordan is somebody who was a statewide and national figure in wrestling. >> he's not just a wrestler,
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he's a wrassler. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, right. if wrestling experience makes you qualified to be speaker of the house, why not get someone -- get stone cold steve austin in the house. but jordan is very intent on being the guy. even if it means they wind up with no one. >> we need a speaker, it can't be some deal with the democrats. the american people don't want that. >> jimmy: we don't? i do. the guy who tried to overturn the election all of a sudden cares what the american people want. interesting. here's the thing about jim jordan. every photo you see him in? keep going. looks like he's telling you his penis size. "it's about this big." "it's cute, it's a cute one." meanwhile, not all republicans are divided. look at this duo sitting together, yucking it up. that's the second-happiest a man has ever looked sitting next to lauren boebert. one idea that has been floated by republicans and even some democrats is to give the interim speaker, who of course is known
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for his line of gourmet popping co corn, the gavel while they figure this out. his name is patrick mchenry. he is a conservative republican but respected by both sides. put up his picture again. this guy makes mike pence look like tupac. [ laughter ] meanwhile, no one is talking about the obvious choice for speaker. which is -- the mypillow man, mike lindell. he would be a great speaker. if they work late, he's got pillows for everybody. he's -- well, that's basically it. [ laughter ] but pillows, at this point, that might be enough. can you imagine mike lindell sitting behind biden at the state of the union? chewing on his mustache? clapping like a seal? it would be great, right? [ laughter ] mike is having financial difficulties right now, and so he's planning some kind of telethon, a mikelindellethon, to raise money for his defense fund. and guess who he very much wants to be on it? >> remember, october 28th, mark your calendar. it's going to be a marathon telethon. jimmy, if you would like to come
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on, you don't have to come to brandon's studio if you don't want but we would love to have you on by skype. when we get the new date we're going to send a formal inhave a case to jimmy kimmel. maybe that's the night that jimmy could skype in. >> i just scratched it off my calendar, so jimmy, you scratch it off yours and we'll regroup. >> you're welcome to come on live and say whatever you want, jimmy. as soon as we responds, we'll know what day the telethon is. >> there you go. he has said he is our number one fan. >> you know what, i would pick him up in my plane to deliver did him to the studios. >> wow. >> jimmy: wait a minute. you still have a plane? [ laughter ] how is that possible? [ applause ] i have to say -- i love you, mike, but i'm sorry, i'm not going to be part of a telethon for anyone who has a plane. by "my plane," he means a spirit airlines flight out of burbank, right? [ laughter ] "who let all these people on my plane?" i hope whoever flies his plane isn't the same person who runs his website, because if it is,
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he'd better start selling myparachutes too. >> trying to find the bath sheet towels -- >> just put in towels and i'll show you where the bath sheets are. >> towels. our mutual friend liz >> keep strocrolling, keep scrolling. >> i don't see it. somebody help me here. >> bath mats, bath mats, hand towels -- beach towels -- that's a good question. i just seen them. click on -- click on the towels themselves. go down to the bottom of them. click on the bath towels. individual mytowels. go click over there. okay, now -- and see what you -- no, those aren't it either. you pit in the search engine, it didn't come up, huh? >> correct, correct. >> yeah, i don't know. we'll find them. >> okay. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: computer genius. the man who blew the lid off the crooked voting machines can't
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find his own bath towels on his website. taylor swift has the fifth-biggest movie of the year already. [ cheers ] taylor swift, this is a phenomenon the likes of which we have not seen since maybe elvis presley. every time she goes to a football game to see her boyfriend play, the ratings go up. way up. so up, in fact, that other sports now are trying to get some of this taylor swift action for themselves. >> hi, i'm ron kowalski, commissioner of the professional bowlers association. times have real tough lately at pba. membership is low. seems nobody cares about bowling anymore. taylor, if you're watching, could you please find it in your heart to date a pro bowler? we've got some really swell fellows on the circuit. take this kid, for example. kyle "afro fish." owns 13 regional tour titles. he's a heck of a snappy dresser. golly, watch him pick out that fro. but hey, maybe you're looking for someone a bit more mature?
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like dj "tubby" archer. tubby has the softest hands in the whole darn league. shaking his hand is like petting a baby chinchilla. how about saginaw, michigan's, own tom smallwood? two-time winning of the steve nagy sportsmanship award. don't let his last name fool you. tom's got a big one. saw him in the shower one time, holy baloney, you wouldn't believe it. please, taylor. throw us a bone, wouldn't you? we hope one of these guys is up your alley, if you know what i mean. that's a little bowling humor. the professional bowlers association. please save us. we're dying here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, i hope she thinks about it. they could use a little of that taylor magic. it's unprecedented. in theaters all over the country, i don't know if you've been to the theater. hundreds of thousands of hysterical fans are losing their minds screaming and dancing for
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this movie martin scorsese has coming out. >> martin scorsese! oh my god. he just said martin scorsese! he's finally going to shut up about the news and talk about martin scorsese! >> let us see mr. scorsese right now or we will die! >> jimmy: what is this, the eugene levy fan club? >> he's great, but no. we are martin scorsese superfans, aka martys. >> all martys have three things in common. bushy eyebrows, thick black glasses, and profound love for the magic of cinema. >> jimmy: you're in luck, mr. scorsese will be out ear in a minute. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, wow. man. i'm sure he's planning an incredible entrance right now. i bet he'll glide in from the back door, through the studio and into the green room in one perfect tracking shot! >> oh my god.
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if i so much as see a glimpse of a steadicam, i'm going to freak! >> jimmy: wow. i don't think we've ever had this kind of reaction for a director before, but thanks for coming. >> uh, wow. weird. calling martin scorsese a director is like calling mountain dew code red a soda. >> yeah. if he was just a director, would we have stayed up all night making these? >> jimmy: are those friendship bracelets? >> close. they are friendship rosary beads. >> jimmy: oh. >> they're to commemorate all the different ear razz of marty. there's the gangster era, the catholic era, the de niro era, the catholic era -- really, there's just like too many to cover. >> jimmy: what do they say on the bracelets? >> this one says, "travis bickle is an incel zaddy." >> mine says "cape fierce." >> oh, my god, trade me that one for this one that says "kundun, i liked it!" >> okay. >> jimmy: guys, please. this is very funny, it's very cute, but i have a show to do, so if you don't mind, if you
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could be quiet, it would be great. >> funny. >> jimmy: what do you mean funny? >> like we amuse you? >> funny like a clown? >> jimmy: honestly, i'm starting to lose interest in the bit, but i understand what you're getting at. >> aaaand scene! >> that, of course, was our playful riff on the classic scene from "goodfellas." >> fun fact, a lot of that scene was ad libbed although you would hardly be able to tell thanks to the expert editing of oscar-winning thelma schoonmaker! >> jimmy: okay, guillermo, get these guys out of here. >> wait, wait! >> please, please, please! please, please, just ask marty two questions for us. >> jimmy: all right, what are they? >> okay. first in today's ever-changing modern media landscape, is there any hope for an independent filmmaker to make a splash with a small, personal feature film? >> jimmy: yeah, no, not going to ask him that. [ laughter ] is there another question? >> yeah. is it true that he's dating jason kelce?
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>> jimmy: no, it's time to go, guys. >> we're crazy for scorsese! we're crazy for scorsese! we're crazy for scorsese! >> now we're the departed! >> jimmy: we've got a good show for you tonight. mike epps is here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from chelsea cutler. and we'll be right back with martin scorsese.
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(♪) get exclusive offers on select new volvo models. contact your volvo retailer to learn more. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there welcome back to the show. tonight, a very funny actor and man, comedian mike epps is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, her album is called "stellaria." music from chelsea cutler. [ cheers and applause ] you can see chelsea on tour starting february 16th in atlanta, georgia. tomorrow night, our guests will be snoop dogg -- snoop dogg i invited for a very special reason he does not even know about tomorrow. ms. pat will be here. we'll have music from october london too, so join us for that. our first guest is an american treasure and one of the greatest directors of all. his new movie, his 26th, is the
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epic western crime saga "killers of the flower moon," it opens in theaters and imax friday. please welcome martin scorsese. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's great to see you. >> what a reaction, wow. [ cheers ] thank you! what happened to those two kids? >> jimmy: what happened to what? >> those two kids? >> jimmy: oh, the kids we kicked up, they're in the alley, we beat them up pretty bad. >> all right, okay. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. >> you, too. >> jimmy: i doubled in a little marty scorsese world last night. i watched a whole bunchof things. i watched "italian american," the video you made about your
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parents, the documentary. i love it so much. it's just unbelievably great. i feel like i'm watching my own home movies, watching it. i have a question. it's on youtube, it's easy to watch. >> the criterion channel, i think. >> jimmy: sorry, they put it on youtube for free also. >> on youtube for free there you go. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: why is it called "italian american" with no hyphen no capitalized? >> because it became there. my grandparents were sicilian. they were -- i guess sicilian american. then somehow they created the generation, my jeanne race really was no hyphen. we've become more american, so it becomes one, italian american. now my children are more american italian. >> jimmy: american italian, yeah. hopefully it doesn't keep diminishing. >> i don't know. that's the story of immigrants coming here, changing, assimilating, holding on to a culture. the food was always the key.
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>> jimmy: yeah, right. in fact, you put your mom's sauce or gravy recipe, as we call it, and meatball recipe in the credits of the film. [ laughter ] which has probably never been done before or since. >> yeah. [ applause ] that was a big deal. and she -- what she would do, she would, you know, tell you certain things. if you want to follow that recipe, go ahead. but you have to be able to improvice a bit because she wouldn't tell you everything. otherwise, the sister-in-law would find out. [ laughter ] then she uses it. and the mother-in-law finds out. no, this is her way of doing it. >> jimmy: do you think that's why? it is always very hard with italian grandmas to get the recipe. >> no, they will not do it. >> jimmy: you can't get the recipe. >> no. >> jimmy: even if they're trying to give you the recipe, they don't. >> something in the dna, it won't happen. they want you to go to them. "we make the best." >> jimmy: like the colonel or something. you found -- how did you -- robert robinson, your longtime collaborator who we were fortunate enough to get to know
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here, how did you guys meet? he passed away in august. >> yes. >> jimmy: i'm sorry for that. >> me too, me too. >> jimmy: how did you guys -- when did it happen that you met robby? >> i met him through jonathan tapling who produceed "mean streets." we get there at that point. but you know, the band was a very, very special group. that sound that came out of them from the big pink, i don't know, it sound like nothing else in the world, ever. and it's a combination of so many different musical threads throughout american culture. and so i saw them woodstock. on the stage woodstock. i was one of the ads. woodstock, they didn't really want to be part of it. so they didn't allow the cameras to come up on stage. they're quite formidable. kind of looking at us in a way. we couldn't get -- one of the key things about woodstock is the cameramen get on the stage and worked with the performers. we loved them. we were listening to every one
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of the songs, et cetera. but we always felt that they had felt, who are these people coming up to woodstock? it's their place. why were these 500,000 people here? who are they? what do they want? so they played -- they played more for the audience, and not for the film. so we were always a little bit standoffish in a way until i met him at the screening of "mean streets" and he was very gracious. and then jonathan taplin, the producer of "mean streets," called at one point. i was finishing up "new york, new york." "listen, there's going to be a final concert. they're going to have muddy waters there, van morrison, clapton, joni mitchell. we need to get some kind of recording of this thing." then we met at beverly hills, a chinese restaurant, we started talking. we found we had kind of the same language. >> jimmy: yeah, i guess you did.
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in fact, our keyboard player, jeff babko, played on the sound trap of "killers of the flower moon" with robby. he said it was an incredible experience. he told me something that i don't think i've ever heard before. i think most directors, correct me if i have this wrong, will make the movie and then they -- >> they spot it. with the composer. robby, we didn't do that. we talked about what the sound was like. he was talking about wailing. he knows i like guitars. at one point i said, these coyotes, these coyotes. he had guitaris sound like, howl, the howling of the coyote. you hear it throughout the picture. and other things. i said, i want something for this movie that's kind of dangerous and fleshy and sexy. but dangerous. and that was a theme he gave me all the way through with the kind of thump, thump, thump, thump da da dump -- almost like "bolero" as the film circles around itself until it finally explodes. he gave us that. what he did, just gives it to me
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and i lay it in. >> jimmy: right. >> i say, hey, rob, it's not working in this place, what can you give me here? that guitar piece, cut a keyboard thing in from somewhere else. so he never really, except maybe for the opening sequence with the oil gushes -- i don't want to give it away. there's a beautiful piece of music that he created for that which i said, i need something really strong there. >> jimmy: was this movie in particular special for him? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i know his mother grew up on a native canadian reservation -- >> mohawk. first nations. he was on the rez. >> jimmy: he grew up on the reservation? >> on the rez. then he went on the road by himself at 16 years old, just started traveling. >> unbelievable. >> yeah. i love him. >> jimmy: you had -- obviously a connection where you could direct him in the way that you speak to an actor. >> yes. >> jimmy: you tell him what you're looking for. >> that happened on "the last waltz." particularly in the scenes where he was being interviewed. he started calling me maestro all the time. sometimes i would get nervous, especially when we didn't have -- not all the time, i
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don't get nervous all the time, but sometimes i do. but rob would be standing there, he's so cool, you know. he's the essence of cool. doesn't say anything. and he's -- i'm interviewing him. and at that -- what i would do, because there was no video assist at the time -- if i wanted him to go faster i'd go -- slow, slow, easy! finally he called me every time maestro. now people think it's some preterse thing. no, it came from robby. >> jimmy: him making fun of you, yeah. >> making fun of me, "the high tree is here." come on. you know. >> jimmy: religion is obviously a big theme in a lot of your movies. in this case as well, i think. >> yes. >> jimmy: different religion, not your typical -- you were an altar boy for how long? >> about four years. i was always so late at the 7:00 mass, they threw me out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> they said, don't, don't, just don't. >> jimmy: you had to do 7:00 a.m. mass? >> yeah, the old ladies were there from the neighborhood in black, you know. >> jimmy: yeah. would you ring the bells? >> yes. >> jimmy: you have to do it at
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the right time. it's a lot of pressure, isn't it? >> yeah, that is. and the cruets, the water and wine. i liked it. it's just that i, you know -- i could not get that -- myself together for that 7:00 mass, set up at 6:30. >> jimmy: 7:00 for the kids that are not behaving themselves. >> yes, i know, i think so. >> jimmy: it's a punishment. >> we all stayed friends. the priest who was in charge of that was a very great mentor for me. >> jimmy: i had the same experience. >> a great guy. >> jimmy: people love to talk about the terrible experiences they had. >> this guy was amazing. first thing he gave us was books by graham greene. then books by james joyce. then dwight mcdonald. this guy was quite something. a great -- he was in his early 20s. and he said, open your mind, here, start reading, start reading. >> jimmy: my priest at my church where i was an altar boy -- i went to his 50th anniversary of priesthood about a year ago. and i presented him with a large nude painting of himself. [ laughter ] >> oh, that's great.
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>> jimmy: he appreciated it. yes, he did. it's not hanging, but -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'll get you a copy of it. martin scorsese is rear. his movie is called "killers the flower moon just a moment it opens friday. we'll be right back. ons] [whooshing] [crashing] ♪ “nautilus" by anna meredith ♪ [swords clanging] [yipping] [music builds and fades] [distant crashing nears] [swords clanging] [music resumes] ♪ big moment here for charles who ate a big 'ole bowl of raisin bran crunch and packed a downright immaculate carry-on. big chuck, you sock rollin son of a... ♪
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just picking who i got to beat in this horse race, that's all. >> i didn't realize this was a race. i don't care for watching horses. >> well -- i'm a different kind of horse. [ speaking in a non-english language ] >> what was that? >> that's how you are. >> i don't know what she said, but it must have been indian for "handsome devil." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is leonardo dicaprio and lily gladstone in "killers of the flower moon." he's great, of course. we know he's great. she's fantastic. >> she is amazing. you know, what you see there at that moment, when he did -- when he said, "i don't know what it is but it must be indian for handsome devil," that's improv and that's really her laughing. there you see how they came
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together as actors. from that moment throughout the whole picture we were like a unit. >> jimmy: that was it, that's where it happened? >> that scene. >> jimmy: does that sometimes happen too late with actors where it happens late in the run? >> i hope it doesn't. that's the key. but this one, no. the thing with her, i saw her in this film "certain women" will kelly reichert. ellen louis got this film for me and said, i think this is the one. there was something about her face and eyes that you could see all the -- you feel what's going on intellectually and emotionally, and she hardly has to show much. it's all there in the eyes. it's almost like a film that was -- that influenced this a great deal, "the heiress." olivia de havilland in "the heiress." >> jimmy: i'm nodding but i don't know it. [ laughter ] >> montgomery clift -- >> jimmy: of course, she's wonderful. [ laughter ] >> there's a thing about her face that ultimately we could not -- she has a dignity, she has a strength, and whenever we had questions, we'd bring them to her. >> jimmy: she's great. >> she really is. she worked very closely with the
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osage. the osage nation. they were in front of the camera, behind the camera. >> jimmy: that's the other thing that blew my mind. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so i saw the movie, and these actors are all great. and then i'm looking -- reading about it, i'm looking at pictures of you with these leaders, osage leaders. >> yes. >> jimmy: i realize, these men are the actors in the film. >> yeah, they're in the picture. >> jimmy: you'd never know they weren't actors. >> no, i know. i know. >> jimmy: is that a bad thing for actors? [ laughter ] when you take people who aren't actors and make them just as good as the people who are? [ laughter ] >> well. i've had that said to me over the years. but the point is that in this case, in terms of the native american indigenous people, you've got to deal with who they are. you can't have people coming in and, you know, playing them in a way. and as many as we could get to perform in front of the camera, they did. there's an incredible scene between a man named ernest everett waller and the chief, chief standing bear, in the
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roundhouse where they talk about the tragedy that has occurred. and it goes on. and that's unscripted. >> jimmy: it is? >> i put the -- de niro came out, he heard the guy talking, "you hear that guy?" "i says, "yeah." i went back into -- it was a set. we were shooting at a time where it was getting into summer, it was like 105, 110 degrees. so it was very hot. i came out to get some air. bob came out. "this guy, listen." i went back in. he was talking to the people, the other extras there. and i asked him, "everett, can you do that again, only sitting down?" he said," put your cameras there." two cameras on both of them. i let him wail. he wailed for all the indigenous people of the world. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what an unbelievable story. a terrible story. >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: hard to -- a story that is difficult to believe, that this happened. >> yeah, they moved -- they came
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from i think missouri to kansas. then they were moved out of kansas by more settlers. and they bought some land from the cherokee. the reason they bought the land, the native american group, nation that were able to buy the land from the cherokee. and they settled in a place in oklahoma that was arid and had no farming. they said the white man's not going to want to be here. and they said, the white man also will not put iron in ground. meaning the railroad. and while they're there and it's miserable for 20 years or whatever, all of a sudden oil is discovered. >> jimmy: yeah. like beverly hillbilly style. >> exactly. and they own it. so then when the oil comes around, suddenly all these european americans, we all go in there, these guys come in. next thing you know, it turns out that the oil, the head rights for the oil, the money, goes through the feminine, female side of the family. so you have -- guys start marrying the native american women. and then some of those women
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start dying. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and a true story. >> true story. true story. we never know how many really went down, because quite honestly, i'm a new yorker, you know. i'm an urban person. >> jimmy: yeah, we knew that. [ laughter ] >> i'm telling you, jimmy, when i got out there, the prairie? >> jimmy: you hadn't been on a prairie much, had you? >> no, no, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not a lot of prairie time in your life? >> no. >> jimmy: camping, ever go camping? >> no, no. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: have you ever been to an rei store? >> no, no. it's like i got -- you know, i told fran lebowitz, fran, i'm in a forest. marty, you said a forest? does it have more than one tree? [ laughter ] yeah, it has three trees, i think, that's about it. >> jimmy: somehow you made a beautiful movie. it's called "killers of the flower moon." it opens in theaters and imax on friday. martin scorsese, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. music from chelsea cutler is on the way. our next guest is a very funny guy you know from dozens of movies and tv shows. you can see him live october 20 in this greensboro, north carolina, and november 10th in wheatland, california. please welcome mike epps. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> what's up, jimmy? >> jimmy: i enjoy seeing you, i'm happy when you walk out here. >> you too, brother jimmy. >> jimmy: did you meet martin scorsese? >> i was in "casino." you didn't see me? >> jimmy: who are you? >> died so quick. i love martin's movies, man.
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>> jimmy: for sure it would be kind of a dream. >> come on, man. >> jimmy: it doesn't get any better than that. >> never. >> jimmy: what's your favorite scene from "goodfellas"? >> oh, man. when he was -- when the helicopter was flying around his house and his wife was flushing everything and all that. and he was still cooking while the feds was -- oh, man, it was great. >> jimmy: have you yourself had any experiences like that? [ laughter ] >> a couple. you know what i mean? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm sure you've been traveling a lot lately? >> i have. >> jimmy: iceland? >> i went to iceland, man. >> jimmy: what possessed you to go to iceland? >> whew. everybody kept calling me. i see you and your wife on a honeymoon. i said, no, that's a doghouse trip. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> i was in the doghouse. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see. we'd better go on a nice vacation? >> we'd better go on a nice vacation. my beautiful wife, she wanted to go to iceland. she said, i'm tired of laying on these beaches, you always ready to come home, you're on your
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phone the whole time, let's go somewhere interesting. so i said, all right, let's go. we went to iceland. the whole i'm i'm standing there, man, this is some white people [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, very much so, yeah. >> i was sitting there -- i watched this on discovery channel. when i'm watching it, i'm like, why the hell are them people there? and why would they go there? and then i realize, i was there. [ laughter ] i said, damn. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that can't be fun for your wife, right? she's planned this beautiful -- >> my wife was sitting there smiling and laughing. we sitting in the blue lagoon water, you know that light blue water? >> jimmy: yeah? >> looked like some kool-aid. sitting up in there, we had drinks -- >> jimmy: that sounds nice. >> it was. the steam was coming up off of it. i'm glad i went. >> jimmy: oh, good, you did have a good time. you brought video from the trip. tell us what's happening in this video. >> oh, man. that's a volcano -- the only
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open volcano you can go in in the world. it was 100 feet deep in the ground. that's 100 feet deep down. >> jimmy: how did you get down there? >> they put us on some type of little -- it had some roping and it was going -- my eyes was closed the whole time. [ laughter ] when i woke up, my wife ace like, "you little punk, wake up, you're a chicken." >> jimmy: being lowered into a volcano is not necessarily something you want to do. >> at all. >> jimmy: at all, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you must have really been in the doghouse. >> i was, man. [ laughter ] you go down in a volcano, yeah. >> jimmy: thrown in the volcano. >> man. >> jimmy: so that was good? do you recommend going in the volcano or no? >> well, you know what, i think everybody should see that. if you ain't never been to iceland go to iceland, man. it's beautiful. you know, and it's got several different views there. you know, you can go all the way up to the antarctic, you can go up where snow and it's 100 degrees below, and you can go
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where the river and the water is and it's warm. so it's got a bunch of different climates there. >> jimmy: i heard it's beautiful. did you see the northern lights? >> i seen the northern lights, man. >> jimmy: you did? that's great. >> oh, man, it was beautiful, man. >> jimmy: i've always wanted to see that. >> it was beautiful, man. it's all they say it is? >> it's all they say it is. you know what, one thing i liked about it, i was up there and i needed some weed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: for the northern lights, yeah. >> for the northern lights. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> and -- i called snoop. >> jimmy: oh. what? >> i said, "snoop, man --" >> jimmy: was snoop in iceland? >> no. >> jimmy: he was home. >> "you know anybody up here? he said, "you know i do, cuz." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he had a guy in iceland? >> he had a guy in iceland. and he sent me to the dude's house. and it was in the get stow. they've got a hood. >> jimmy: they do? [ laughter ] >> it was a little chunky white guy. he looked like bam bam from flintstones. [ laughter ]
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he had a ponytail on his head, he had a couple of teeth missing. "snoop dogg sent ya?" i'm like, "yeah." i called snoop. "man, the eagle has landed." he said, "right on, cuz. love you, dog." >> jimmy: that's incredible. >> that's incredible. >> jimmy: i wonder if he has a contact in every country in the world? >> man. i'm telling you. i had a friend that went to the moon, man. he called me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? who this is? >> snoop sent him some way up there, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: snoop had a friend to went to the moon. you and your wife were doing like a house flipping show, right? >> yeah, me and my wife, man. >> jimmy: oh, i love that idea. >> that's pretty cool, right? >> jimmy: are you interested in that stuff? >> well, you know what? what got me interested in it is that i still live in the home i was born in. >> jimmy: that's right. >> 50 years ago. >> jimmy: in indianapolis. >> in indianapolis. so what i did was i went and bought all of the houses that we
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got evicted out of when i was a kid. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah, that's true. and i went back to the hood, the ghetto, and i bought all of these undeveloped houses. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> now, i did this about 30 years ago. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> now, these houses was $5 apiece when i did this. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> que. now these houses are worth half a million dollars in these neighborhoods. >> jimmy: really? wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> not only that, we were able to save some of the other neighbors' houses. you look at gentrification. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> we was able to save some of the other people's houses that was losing houses. man, and my wife, she designed everything. man, if it wasn't for her, i wouldn't never have had this idea. "why don't we go back to your neighborhood, revitalize it, bring it back?" because they doing it anyway. "make sure you have a section in that neighborhood." that's what we've been doing, man. we've been back there building houses, man.
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>> jimmy: when you say you have a section, do you have a cul-de-sac, a block what do you have? >> i've got a whole block. i bought my house, i bought -- it was a guy that used to bully me down the street. i bought his house. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you get his house? >> oh, he been gone, i got him out of there. but yeah, man. it was really, really -- >> jimmy: do your old friends come over to play? [ laughter ] i mean, what happens when you live on your old block? are they still the same families at all living there? >> no, most of my friends is just dead and in jail, they ain't around anymore. >> jimmy: you're lucky. >> i'm the only one still there, you know what i mean? yeah, man. it's beautiful, man, to still be in that neighborhood, man. and sometimes it's surreal to me. i'm riding down the street, me and my wife and my kids down the street that i played on. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's like sometime i have to pinch myself and say, did you ever get out of here? >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i'm like, i gotta go, i got to get back to hollywood! i feel like i never left.
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>> jimmy: when does that show come on? >> that show comes on november the 4th. but i got it in the back for you if you want to buy it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. sell it to me? >> i'll sell you a little clip of it. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. wow. you revitalized your block, you turned iceland into greenland, you've done so much since we last saw each other. >> i did. >> jimmy: you know what, snoop's going to be here tomorrow. i've got to quiz him. i'm going to name countries and see if he has a guy in each of those countries. all right? >> that will be good. he'll love it. >> jimmy: mike epps, everybody. see mike live october 20th in greensboro, north carolina and november 10th in wheatland, california. we'll be back with chelsea cutler.
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>> jimmy: thanks to martin scorsese and mike epps. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, her album is called "stellaria." here with the song "your bones," chelsea cutler! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ stars had to align and come together all at once i'd never be the same ♪
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♪ who knew life could change like this forever the very second that you said my name ♪ ♪ suddenly i'm somebody i don't recognize i am so happy to be her ♪ ♪ suddenly you're the only thing that's on my mind i am diving even deeper deeper cause ♪ ♪ i love you down to your bones ♪ ♪ naked and afraid they tell me that's when you know ♪ ♪ i feel you takin' me home dusk until dawn you're where i wanna go ♪ ♪ compromise is somethin that i'm learnin' forever never made much sense to me ♪
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♪ the way you look at me like i deserve it it's changing who i thought that i could be ♪ ♪ now suddenly i'm somebody i don't recognize i am so happy to be her ♪ ♪ suddenly you're the only thing that's on my mind i am diving even deeper deeper cause ♪ ♪ i love you down to your bones ♪ ♪ naked and afraid they tell me that's when you know ♪ ♪ i feel you takin me home dusk until the dawn you're where i wanna go ♪ ♪
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♪ ooh you're where i wanna go ooh you're where i wanna go ♪ ♪ ♪ ooh you're where i wanna go ♪ ♪ ♪ ooh you're where i wanna go ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, natalee holloway. nearly 20 years after her case gripped the nation -- >> are you guilty? >> juju: the prime suspect confessing to the brutal murder and how he says he did

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