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weighed in on the growing popularity of weight loss drugs. >> it was all part of an oprah special. shame, blame and the weight loss revolution. >> all these years, i thought all of the people who never had to diet were just using their willpower, and they were for some reason stronger than me. and now i realize, yeah, i wasn't even thinking about the food. >> if you missed a night special, it will be available to stream on hulu starting tomorrow. >> it will also include a special question and answer session with tonight's live audience. >> all right. well, we thank you for joining us tonight. i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandyha patel. >> chris alvarez, all of us. we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel christina applegate and huey lewis. have a great night >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- christina applegate, huey lewis,
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and music from "the heart of rock and roll." with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy kimmel. that's very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us at our home-quarters here in hollywood on the night after st. patrick's day. i almost forgot st. patrick's day was a holiday for adults. until i saw five thousand wildly drunken temporary irishmen in west hollywood last night. oh, yeah, right. did you do anything for st. patrick's day? >> guillermo: no, nothing. >> jimmy: usually you do.
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you used to. >> guillermo: now i just had a drink at my house. that's it. >> jimmy: okay, you got drunk at home. >> >> guillermo:. >> jimmy: on saturday night, right before bed, our 6-year-old informed us he expected two things when he woke up on st. patrick's day. he expected to see green water in the toilet bowl because apparently that's the color leprechauns pee. and he wanted some kind of easter bunny-style candy basket. and we were like, "no, that doesn't happen on st. patrick's day. you don't get candy on st. patrick's day. then we're trying to remember. did we give them candy last year on st. patrick's day? we can't remember. the next thing you know, i'm driving around at 11:00 going from ralph's to walgreens to cvs trying to find green candy and gold coins. i put food coloring in the toilet and our son would not let us flush it. everyone had to use the bathroom in our bedroom all day long. president biden had a little st. paddy's day soiree at the white house with the prime minister of ireland who i think was here for st. patrick's last year too. joe biden also invited 30 members of the kennedy family. look at that.
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it's a who's who of who won't be voting for cousin robert this year. meanwhile, the large orange leprechaun spent his st. patrick's day focused on me, of all people. st. fatty had an interview with fox news yesterday and apparently he's still stewing about a joke i made about him at the oscars. >> what is up with you and jimmy kimmel? because during the academy awards, you posted, has there ever been a worst host than jimmy kimmel at the oscars? less than an average person trying too hard. and he read that on the air and took a crack at you. >> and what else did i say? i said some other pretty good things. >> were you getting even. >> slopadopoulos, george slopadopoulos. >> jimmy: so proud of himself for typing out george slopadopoulos, which not only is that a lame nickname, george slopadopoulos is the opposite of sloppy. i mean look, he is fit. he's clean. he's muscular, he's smart. i mean, if you're looking for a slopadopoulos, this is your sloppy guy right there.
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come on now. [ cheering and applause ] but i digress. i was trying to make this about me. >> now look, look. jimmy kimmel is every night he hits me. his ratings are terrible. he is not a talented guy. i hear he hits me all the time. so i figured i'd hit him, because i thought he was a lousy host. >> by the way, i was at any niece and nephew's music recital when i got this video. i guess i shouldn't be surprised. donald trump has said i'm not talented so many times, eric is starting to get jealous. what he doesn't realize is that i love this. i love that this bothered him so much. i love that fox picked a news guy nobody knows to interview him. and i especially love when he tries to spin the fact that everyone was laughing at him into a positive. >> i put it out on truth, which is on fire, by the way. truth social is doing great. i never expected he was going to be reading it just prior to the movie of the year, which is the big one, right? the man, the woman, now the
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movie of the year. he reads my truth on air. he reads exactly what you read. and now the big story is that they all begged him not to do it, don't do it, don't do it. >> right. >> and he probably stupidedly had to act in a short period of time, right? he had minutes, because he is on air. he sees this thing and he wants to go out there and he wants to i guess confront me. and he ends up reading my truth. i said this guy's even dumber than i thought. the thing went viral. it went all over the world now, and all he had to do is keep his mouth shut. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. by the way, you forget why it went viral all over the world. >> thank you for watching. i'm surprised -- isn't it past your jail time? [ applause ] >> jimmy: barbie was laughing at you. not only were they laughing at you on oscar sunday, there are now dozens of "past your jail time" shirts!
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for sale. there are mugs. there are tank tops. there is an "isn't it past your jail time" backpack? people are writing it outside the trump hotel. there are billboards. there are billboards in pennsylvania, in florida, and there are a lot more to come. but if only i'd kept my mouth shut. imagine him telling anyone they should've kept their mouth shut? that should be on his tombstone. should have kept his mouth shut. and by the way -- [ applause ] hey, maybe you know what? maybe you're right about me being dumb. we should take one of those cognitive tests or anni q test together. or maybe we should sit down for a listening game of scrabble together and find out who has a biglier brain. i'd love that. but i get it. he's wounded and he's lashing out. and even though i know his intent was to hurt me, i am going to focus on the positive things he said. >> look, look, jimmy kimmel ever night is doing great. he is a talented guy.
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he is not dumber as i thought. >> jimmy: thank you. it's very big of you to admit that. and i'm sorry i ruined your sunday night with melania. i know how many great late night talks you two have. ♪ >> our country is being overrun by criminals, by murdererses, by drug addicts. they're all coming in through joe biden's horrible open border. there has never been a border like this anywhere in the world at any time. he is a disaster as a president. he doesn't understand it. he doesn't understand how bad it is. it's so bad the whole world is talking about it. there has never been a case like this. >> jimmy: thank you. [ applause ] . thank you, slopadopoulos. meanwhile, and this is beautiful, he made a big deal in court about how much money he has, about how rich he is. now those same lawyers have to tell the judge he doesn't have enough money to cover the judgment against him. trump's lawyers today told the court they can't find anyone to put up the $454 million bond he
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needs to cover what he owes the state of new york. they say they approached around 30 bond companies and none of them would do business -- gee, i wonder why. can you imagine that phone call? "hi, we represent donald trump. we were wondering if you -- hello?" i mean, who would have ever guessed that a hard-earned reputation for not paying your bills would make it difficult to get credit. and what's the problem anyway? didn't you say mar-a-lago is worth at least $1.8 billion dollars? just get a reverse mortgage on that! i'm sure tom selleck could help you. the traveling trump show made a stop in dayton, ohio this weekend and this is how they got the rally started. >> ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the horribly and unfairly treated january 6th hostages. ♪ oh say can you see ♪ >> jimmy: what? i wonder who wrote that intro, by the way. now the insurrectionists are hostages. and i guess it's ok to wear a
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hat during the national anthem too. trump told the crowd that if he doesn't win in november, he's not sure we'll ever have another election in this country. and if he does win, we definitely won't have another election. but of all the very disturbing things he said, this was probably the most disturbing. >> we're going to put a 100% tariff on every single car that comes across the line. and you're not going to be able to sell those to us. if i get elected. now if i don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath for the whole -- that's going to be the least of it. >> jimmy: the longer this election goes, the more he talks like thanos. so after the bloodbath remark, people went oh, that's not great. trump went into spin mode saying he was only talking about a bloodbath in the auto industry. he had to potato an explanation on truth social, which is on fire, by the way. they even had to activate trump's fox and friends to do damage control. >> with donald trump, you have to watch and don't let people report what they think he said.
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context is always important, and we try to give you as much of it as we possibly can. >> and if you watch mainstream media outlet, you don't get the whole story. >> just watch us. we'll tell you both sides. >> so true. >> jimmy: so true. not just true, so true. listen, there are very fine people on both sides of the bloodbath. the truth is, the context we should be considering isn't whether or not trump meant that bloodbath literally. he is such a lunatic, we actually have to debate if he meant it literally. we have to ask "was that totally crazy or just kind of crazy?" then trump went off on joe biden, who he would like us to believe has mobilized a team of law enforcement against him. >> he uses the justice department, the fbi to go after his political opponent. it happens to be me. how are we doing? and he has driven my numbers through the roof. do it one or two more times. how about a couple more indictments, joe, you dumb son of a -- a dumb
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>> jimmy: when he does that move, that's when he is farting. just keep that in mind. and then, and then trump, who i don't know, maybe he doesn't have a scale in his bathroom because he then unleashed a barrage of very self of unaware fat jokes at the governor of illinois. >> if you look at the fat jokes, look at illinois. you have this guy pritzker. i don't know. he is too busy eating. he is eating all the time. do you want a hamburger? how many would you like? five. i'll have five. you go to his office. would you like a hamburger? i'll have five burgers, please. who the hell orders five burgers. >> jimmy: i don't know, you? the weirdest part is he's taking these shots at the governor of illinois. they weren't even in illinois! they were in ohio going "what?" and while trump is busy trying to get his oval ass back in the
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oval office, his former vice poodle is not being a good boy. >> we have not heard from you. will you be endorsing your former president? you were on the ticket with him last time around. >> well, martha, i appreciate the question. and it should come as no surprise that i will not be endorsing donald trump this year. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: it does kind of come as a little bit of a surprise. but i guess the stockholm syndrome finally wore off. how is mike pence not on "dancing with the stars" yet? i mean, somebody needs to get that done. but it's not all turmoil and strife. just when it feels like our system is broken and our country is divided beyond repair, something magical happens. a it reminds you people from different teams don't have to hate each other. we can come together to put our differences aside and remind ourselves that we are better together. ♪ >> rookies anthony black and
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grade dick, one from arkansas, the other from kansas. exchanging jerseys. >> jimmy: my gosh, you know what? if that doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing ever will. listen, the fact of the matter is the people who support trump and the maga agenda are under the impression that america was founded on the idea of excluding those who do not share your beliefs, which is the opposite of the truth. our forefathers started this country with the words "we the people." so we went out to the people to find out just how patriotic these patriots are. we sent a crew to a trump rally in south carolina to give those gathered there a simple citizenship test, the same ones immigrants are required to take to get citizenship. and this is what happens when the citizenship hits the fan. >> what brings y'all here today? >> to see donald trump himself. >> donald trump. >> donald -- trump! >> trump, baby. >> trump. >> yeah, let's get a look at the
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sweatshirt. and the fanny pack. >> yeah. >> i'm here to bring awareness to fukushima daiichi, the clock shots, the deaths and injuries, and let's go brandon. >> let's go brandon. >> yeah. >> let's go lgbtq cq +. as a voter, what is your biggest concern? >> the border and the economy. >> migration. finish up the damn wall. >> all the illegals coming in. we just got to stop 'em. >> we're out here today asking real americans if they could pass the citizenship test. do you think you could do it? >> sure. >> maybe. >> easily. >> number one, what is the supreme law of the land? >> no! >> liberty and justice. >> i have no idea. >> my fellow citizens. >> good question. well, i'm not going answer that one right now. >> how many amendments does the constitution have? >> 32. >> 10? >> no. >> i don't know.
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>> 20-something i think. maybe 13. i'm not real sure on that. i worry about number one and number two. >> what are the first three words of the constitution? >> in god we trust. >> okay. so that's four. >> life, liberty and happiness. >> no, it's we the people. >> that guy said it walking past you. you heard. you cheated! you cheated like joe biden! >> yeah! >> joe biden. >> can you sing the national anthem for me? ♪ oh say can you see by the dawn's early light ♪ ♪ what so proudly we -- the twilight's last [ singing ] ♪ whose bright stripes and bright stars and the perilous -- >> the what? >> it's the perilous skies. >> so close, you guys. that was so close. >> jimmy: we have a fun show for you tonight. huey lewis is here. we have music from his new
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musical "the heart of rock and roll." and we'll be right back with christina applegate. [ cheering and applause ] abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by crown royal.
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♪ >> jimmy: all right. tonight, the new broadway musical based on his songs is called "the heart of rock and roll," it opens march 29th. huey lewis is with us. and we will hear a song from that musical later on. this week, we've got new shows with jerrod carmichael, regina king, william shatner and he'll be here for his 95th birthday. yes, his 95th birthday. janelle james, with music from dasha and chicano batman. and tomorrow night, we have a very special show with dr. dre and friends. and when i say friends, i mean friends. tomorrow is dre day here on the program. please join us for that. our first guest is an emmy-winning actor, a former bundy and co-anchorman. she is now podcasting with jamie-lynn sigler, her show "messy" premieres tomorrow. please say hello to christina applegate. [ cheering and applause ] ♪
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[ cheering ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. it's great to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> of course. i was thinking wouldn't it be funny if i came out and i did a somersault like willy wonka? and ta-da, you'd be what a bitch. she is such a liar. i'm not. i literally am disabled. >> jimmy: i learned from our text exchanges you have a very sick sense of humor. >> it's how i live. it's how i keep myself okay. >> jimmy: i like it. i think it's good. i think that's the way to go for sure. >> otherwise i would be all the time. >> jimmy: yeah. you probably do a little of that, i'm sure. >> when i wake up. it's fine. >> jimmy: when you wake up. >> i think we all kind dove, right? >> jimmy: for those that don't know, you were diagnosed with ms three years ago? >> 2021. >> jimmy: 2021. and you've been -- >> are you going to say how's it going? >> jimmy: no. but how are you? how are you doing?
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>> i mean, it sucks. i'm not going to lie. and i think anyone who has ms isn't going to be the best thing that ever happened to me. >> jimmy: right, sure. >> it really isn't, because that would make you have a really crappy life if that's the best thing, the best thing that ever happened to you is something like this. that is a joke. you guys! you guys don't get me! >> jimmy: they'll get it, they'll get it. >> they'll come around. >> jimmy: because for people it's a little bit shocking. >> i know. it's shocking. >> jimmy: you come out with a cane and people love you and are concerned about you. >> of course. and i understand that. look, did i want this? no. do i wish this upon anyone? no. but it is my now. it's my normal. and -- >> jimmy: one good thing that came of this i guess is you made a new friend, jamie-lynn sigler. >> yes. >> jimmy: who also has ms and you started a podcast with. >> we did. >> jimmy: did that begin with phone calls? or how did that start? >> we have a mutual friend lance bass from a band called
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n -- >> jimmy: nsyinc. >> nsyinc. we've known each other in the peripheral for many years. i'd known lance for 25 years. when i came out to my closest and nearest and dearest before i went public with it, he goes you got to talk to jamie. so yeah, it started as conversations. we'd be laughing and crying and talking for two hours. i don't know which one of us was like let's just record this. make it a thing. because we felt that what we were talking about, and we were being really raw and honest about how we were feeling, that it might help. an i think it will help people. i really do. i think that people listen. and you don't have to have ms to listen what we're talking about. we talk about everything, from, you know, being constipated. i know. whatever. we can help you through your constipation. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we have tricks of the trade. we have amazing guests like,
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amazing guests. minus one. just kidding. he is a guest. >> jimmy: i was a guest on the show. we did talk about constipation. [ laughter ] >> it does come up. it does come up. and doesn't come out. >> jimmy: you've got martin short. >> yes, marty, marty. >> jimmy: you told me hey, you said hey, would you like to be on the podcast? and martin short just did the podcast. oh, marty is a good friend of mine. and then you said oh, marty is a better friend of mine. >> yes. >> jimmy: and then we got in a kind of argument. >> a kind of an argument about who is the favorite. >> jimmy: yeah, who marty likes better. >> and you started a text chain with marty. >> jimmy: i added him. >> and said am i your favorite? he said you two little kids. >> jimmy: he dodged it in a weird way. >> yeah. he didn't want to answer it. but then he sent me a private message that i was hi favorite. >> jimmy: but he sent me the same message on the side also.
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well, you know, canadians. they want to have it all every way. >> so kind. >> jimmy: so what we've done, we did, and i've not seen this yet. >> what? >> jimmy: we reached out to marty, and we asked him, okay, all jokes aside, this must be settled. please make us a video. and now for the first time you and i are going to see. >> i'm freaking out. >> jimmy: hopefully we'll get an answer on this. he won't leave us dangling again. >> i'm the favorite. >> jimmy: mr. martin short. go ahead, marty. >> hello, you two nut balls. first of all, i'm honored to be part of this mature and meaningful argument. not since my children were 5 have i experienced this level of jockeying for my love. but that said, it's time to put an end to this and after one second of deliberation, the answer is -- christina. not even close. first of all, jimmy once
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confided in me that he felt bathing was for suckers. and even though, jimmy, you have those beautiful child-bearing hips, the simple truth is christina is an absolute delight and takes my breath away every time she walks into a room. jimmy, you're more of a worthwhile obligation. like if a colonoscopy were a person. oh, sorry. oh, getting a call from an unknown number. got to run. hello? oh, hi, barack! how's it going? >> jimmy: okay, i think we've lost marty there. i guess we got clarity is what we got. >> some clarity. >> jimmy: we also learned that next time maybe marty should use that iphone to shoot the video instead of a flip phone. >> guillermo: i don't know what was happening there. >> jimmy: what's going on? >> that was very grainy. it was like weird porn. >> jimmy: let's take a break.
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♪ >> jimmy: hi there. we are back with christina applegate. her new podcast premieres tomorrow, is called "messy." and is there a podcast that inspire you'd to start this
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podcast? >> i'd love to say that there was, but honestly, i've never listened to a podcast. >> jimmy: not even one? >> and now i have one. i think that's the best way to do it. i don't know what i'm doing, but let's put it out into the world. >> jimmy: is it because a podcast would cut into your 16 to 18 hours of watching reality television ever day? >> probably. and my focus. i need my stuff. >> jimmy: what are you on right now? what shows? >> okay. "naked and afraid." always "naked and afraid." as i like to call it, taking a shower. then it will come to you in a minute, right? it's going to come to you. you guys are awesome. [ laughter ] "90 day fiancee uk". >> jimmy: uk? i didn't know they behaved like that. >> they do. they have these descriptions of what someone wrote what was happening on the screen.
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and the other day i was watching, and the woman who was doing the voiceover said here ann's an overweight man with tattoos and tattered shirt. and i was like i wonder how he feels about this. >> jimmy: he didn't know. hopefully he is not listening in on that. >> hey, little fat boy, what's the david bowie sang the song to ricky gervais. kind of like that. you guys don't know "extras," it's a great show. >> jimmy: so you've been doing that. i know that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you started acting as a baby. i know that as well. >> yeah, i did that. >> jimmy: we happened upon a clip from your past. >> oh. >> jimmy: that i'm not sure -- >> i didn't know him that well. oh, you're not talking about that. >> jimmy: no, no. i'm talking about a movie called "jaws of satan" bell? >> shouldn't it to everyone here? >> jimmy: it probably does to a couple people here. but in case it doesn't, perhaps
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this will refresh. >> this will be fun. [ screaming ] >> help! help me, help me! >> what happened? >> a snake. >> oh my god. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> emmy nominated actress christina. >> jimmy: how old were you when you did is that? >> oh, gosh, eight, nine. >> jimmy: you were in the room with the snake. >> yeah, the snake was in there. >> jimmy: was it trained? >> there was a trainer. he had weird fingers and the fingers went like that because
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he had gotten bit so many times. i thought it was so cool looking that i taught myself how to do that. so now i can do that. >> jimmy: it doesn't seem like a great quality. >> a lot of weird stuff that happened. >> jimmy: do you remember the plot of that film? >> i don't think there is a plot. >> jimmy: there is. >> okay. would you let us know? >> jimmy: i'd love to share it with you. while being transported via train to a carnival, a king cobra is let out of its box by satan. [ laughter ] and he kills two railroad workers. the snake flees into the night under the influence of demonic powers. it eventually heads towards a small alabama town, ready to strike in the name of evil. meanwhile, the town's roman catholic priest, the reverend tom pharaoh, played by fits weaver discovers his ancestor is none other than st. patrick who drove the snakes from ireland. now father pharaoh must do the same. so it's a holiday film in some ways. [ applause ]
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>> i'm glad i changed representation. i'm glad i have a different agent. >> jimmy: how old is your daughter? >> she's 13. >> jimmy: as she seen "the jaws of satan"? >> no, i don't think you can. can you? i don't even know if we had dvds back then. it was probably you had to put it through the thing and loop it. >> jimmy: 1981. >> oh. >> jimmy: this is pre-vhs probably even. i heard your taking her to coachella, your daughter. >> yes. >> jimmy: is that something you want the do or something she wants to do? >> yes, yes. because i want to go to coachella. >> jimmy: who are you -- >> with mccain and my difficulty of the walking. >> jimmy: you must really love sadie, that's for sure. >> i will do anything for her. we're going to see lana del rey. that is her jam. >> jimmy: all right that will be fun. >> yep. >> jimmy: do you think when she asks you to take her that in the back of her head she is going oh, mom is not going to want the
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go to this, i'll go to this with my friends? >> probably. i think she probably would prefer that. but i'm not going to let her run around that. >> jimmy: have you been to coachella before? >> yes, i have. i actually went to see paul mccartney. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> a million years ago. because i don't stay for the other stuff. i know you're supposed to stay because it's a festival crowd. >> jimmy: that's what they say. >> wear a little jean short and fringy-fringe and butt hanging out. can't do that anymore, guys. we went. someone that was with us was getting upset because of the pot smoke. >> jimmy: really? >> so we left early. and as we were getting to the car, we heard "hey jude" and i was just like. >> jimmy: don't bring that buzz kill with you. >> i did do shakespeare with martin short, which you haven't. and paul mccartney was a musical guest at one of our shakespeare plays, and he sang all his music that night. >> jimmy: is that true?
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>> yes. >> jimmy: wow, that's even better than "jaws of satan". >> yes, pretty cool. >> jimmy: christina applegate, everybody. her podcast premieres tomorrow, "messy." we'll be right back with huey lewis. may seem impossible... but what if there was a path to treatment just twice a year? ♪ it's time for invega hafyera®. ♪ the only long-acting injection that helps continuously control schizophrenia symptoms for up to six months with one dose. before starting, you must be adequately treated with a similar shorter-term injection for at least four months. invega hafyera® is not for everyone. elderly dementia patients have an increased risk of death or stroke. call your doctor if you have uncontrollable muscle movements, as these can become permanent. or if you have a high fever, stiff muscles and confusion... other risks include increased cholesterol, weight gain, heart rate and high blood sugar which can lead to coma or death.
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♪ >> jimmy: our next guest is a grammy award winner with 30 million records sold and a new broadway musical based on those records. "the heart of rock and roll" opens at the james earl jones theater in new york march 29th. please welcome huey lewis. ♪ [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: huey, huey, you brought a little device along so you can hear me, because you have hearing issues. >> exactly. >> jimmy: as those who follow your work know. how you? am i all right? >> i'm okay, except for my hear, yeah. >> jimmy: because i notice sometimes when we have dinner together and stuff, i'll say something and you'll pretend you heard me. >> true. like now.
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>> jimmy: like now. i'm going to shout at you for the rest of this interview. so it's very clear. who would have guessed that in the year 2024 we would have not one, but two broadway musicals featuring the music of huey lewis and the news? it's pretty crazy. [ cheering and applause ] i mean, besides me. >> i apologize. >> jimmy: of course, there is "back to the future" which is very popular. and now "the heart of rock and roll" opening at the end of the month. who's idea was the musical? >> it was actually my neighbor's son-in-law, tyler mitchell, our coproducer. his was his idea, and it was suggested by his father-in-law, which w.h.o. is my neighbor. >> jimmy: now can i be honest, when you told me, you told me about this. you said yeah, we're working on a musical. i said oh, well, how did this come to be? and you said yeah, my neighbor's son-in-law had an idea.
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i said oh, yeah, that's not going to happen. nothing involving a neighbor's son-in-law ever comes. >> the neighbor's son-in-law is tyler mitchell and works for imagine entertainment. and ron grazer and he knows what he is doing and he did a good job. >> jimmy: it's a good neighborhood i guess. >> it's a good neighborhood. >> jimmy: i went to see the show in san diego. how long ago did you guys put it up? >> four years, maybe. >> jimmy: and it was getting ready to go broadway, and covid hit and it slowed it down. for those who saw it in san diego, how much different is it from that production? >> well, significantly, actually. there is probably four new songs. and some different scenes, yeah, it's changed a little bit. >> jimmy: are there songs that you expected would be in the musical that they decided not to put in the musical? >> yes. >> jimmy: which ones? >> some of my lies are true, heart and soul not in the show. >> jimmy: oh.
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>> while we're young from our new album, which was in the show, and they took it out because it wasn't fast enough, i guess. >> jimmy: and when they change the lyric, because i know they changed some of the lyrics to work with the musical, do they have to check you first to make sure it's okay to change the lyrics? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes, they do. and are you always okay with the changes that they've made in the lyrics? >> mostly. >> jimmy: uh-huh. because you had, you have a radio show on apple music. >> true. >> jimmy: and you and my cousin sal had a long talk about my cousin sal and i had a big fight, another one of my fights when we were teenagers about the song "this it is". >> "this is it". >> jimmy: and he thought the lyrics were, do you remember what? >> you'll do anything to avoid a butterfly. >> jimmy: no, no, you'll say anything to avoid a fight, or the real lyrics, he thought it was you'll say anything to a butterfly. so if they were to pitch that. >> actually, i kind of like
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that. >> jimmy: it's not bad. it could be your next broadway musical. the misheard lyrics of huey lewis and the news. you were also the -- i thought the underdog hero of that documentary on netflix, the greatest night in pop. [ applause ] it was -- i remember sitting next to you at the premiere, do you remember this? and everyone was clapping for you. and i go stand up, stand up. and you're like what? stand up. because you couldn't hear. people were laughing. you were so nervous during the making of that film -- what was it, a song, right? >> yep, it was song, that's right. >> jimmy: it was a song. but also a movie. yes. and you were nervous and kind of adorably so. but the reason you were nervous because they didn't tell you had a solo, right? >> right. >> jimmy: michael jackson and lionel richie did not fully inform you of what was going on. >> exactly. and i wasn't just nervous.
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i was petrified. let's be honest. >> jimmy: not as petrified as bob dylan was, though. >> true. >> jimmy: he looked like he was going die. >> you know, it's a pretty tough room, right? i have a solo line. and then quincy says, huey, why don't you guys join and now cyndi lauper and kim carnes and i have to figure out a harmony part in front of the best singers in the world, you know. so it was -- >> jimmy: do we have the clip of that? let's take a look at that. >> but sing in harmony with cindi and kim. the demo didn't have anything. i'm going have to make something up, make up three-part harmony in front of stevie wonder, ray charles, kenny loggins, daryl hall. >> what am i supposed to sing? >> that was very nerve-racking. >> jimmy: i imagine that would
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be nerve-racking. [ applause ] but bob dylan, again, appeared to be in hell. you told me something that i cannot get over, and i think about it every so often. in the '80s during the heyday of your band, bob dylan wrote a song for you guys. >> he did. >> jimmy: he sent you what, a cassette? >> he sent me a cassette and a lovely note saying he liked the last record and here is a song of mine. and not only did i not cut it, i don't actually know where the cassette is. >> jimmy: you lost the cassette? >> no, it's part of my cassette collection when there are thousands of cassettes there. i could probably find it eventually. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. so why didn't you record bob dylan's song that he wrote for you? >> i have no idea. it was a big mistake. what can i say, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: was there a meeting with the band where you say hey, bob dylan wrote a song for us?
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>> yeah, i think i probably played it for them. i can't remember, to be honest. but it was mistake. note to self. when bob dylan sends you a song, record it. >> jimmy: record it, yeah. maybe you put it in the musical. tack it on the end. [ applause ] is it true that punk rock music is what inspired you to be this elite singer? >> in a way. it wasn't so much the music. >> was in a band called clover. and we were in london. and the day we landed, really, punk music hit. johnny rotten spit in the face of the first enemy reporter and the game was on. we went to -- i remember our first week there, we went to the clash's first gig at the round house. >> jimmy: wow. >> imagine, we're a california country band. we're at the round house which is in the round. and i'm on the side. and the spotlight is on strummer, and he's leaning out over the crowd, and he's
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glistening in saliva. they're spitting on him, and he is spitting on them back. >> jimmy: you said i want to do that. >> what did i get myself in for. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: go ahead. >> but the inspiration for me from the punks was with our old band, we kept grooming ourselves for record companies and listening to what the business told us we should do. and the punks were up thissing nose at the music business and just singing their own quirky songs, their own quirky way. and i thought wow, how liberating. and i vowed if my band ever broke up, that's what i'd do. go back to my town home, surround myself with my favorite musicians and don't listen to anybody. just play our own stuff. and that's what we did. >> jimmy: huey lewis, everybody. his musical "the heart of rock and roll" opens at the james earl jones theater on march 29th. no spitting, please. no spitting at the show. all right. we'll be back to hear a song
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from that musical with mckenzie kurtz. ♪
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>> jimmy: thanks to christina applegate. apologies to matt damon.
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"nightline" is next, but first, a brand new broadway show from this man, huey lewis, starts march 29th. it's called "the heart of rock and roll." here with the song "it hit me like a hammer," mckenzie kurtz! [ cheering ] ♪ ♪ i don't like to worry about no one else i like to be alone and free i'm happy by myself ♪ ♪ but here is this guy a presence i can not deny ♪ ♪ he looks into me sees right through me
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don't you know it ♪ ♪ hit me like a hammer hit me like a ton of lead ♪ ♪ you know it hit me like a hammer you know it hit me baby ♪ ♪ i told myself to take it easy cause this won't last long ♪ ♪ a day or two we'll be back at home and this will be long gone ♪ ♪ when i feel that high oh yeah i knew that it was all a lie ♪ ♪ my body's shakin my heart is aching
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don't you know it ♪ ♪ hit me like a hammer hit me like a ton of lead ♪ ♪ you know it hit me like a hammer you know it hit me baby ♪ ♪ and now i can't stop this feelin' i've got i wanna know ♪ ♪ cause there's no time to make up my mind ♪ ♪ you shocked me now you got me if you really want me ♪ ♪ here is this guy a voice that i can not deny
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he sees right through me he speaks right too me ♪ ♪ don't you know it hit me like a hammer ♪ ♪ hit me like a ton of lead you know it hit me like a hammer you know it hit me baby ♪ [ cheering and applause ] this is "nightline."

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