>> we love her. what kind of monkey? >> black handed spider monkey from south america. [ whistling ] >> okay, okay. >> she just told you off something fierce. >> planet of the apes is having a little panic attack right now. >> what's wrong, little buddy? >> she was upset you didn't have a drink for her. have a great day, guys. >> see you tonight. >> there is a show on nbc that you guys know it's called "whitney." this is the one you wrote, it's all about you. >> right. everything is about me. >> it airs wednesday night on nbc at 8:00, 7:00 central. you actually are in charge of another show on another network called "two broke girls."

that one is a home run, too. >> yes. one broken girl did a show called "two broke girls." i did it with michael patrick cane, and we just had a best time and wrote a bunch of jokes that i can't say this early in the morning. >> now, yesterday, we had anthony anderson on. >> who else? >> we had on dule' hill. >> so i'm your third black man you've had to co-host. you have a type. i have a much bigger -- than those guys do. >> dule got us 5,000 likes on our facebook page. anthony anderson said that was nothing and he brought it. he brought us 7,000 more likes. so starting right now -- >> on facebook? >> starting right now at 10:03,

every like that happens, it's all for you. >> i'm more of a myspace girl. i can get you a lot more followers on myspace. i don't know about facebook. >> we're going to monitor it through the show. whitney wants you to like us on facebook. we have some sad news for ryan gosselling fans. he's taking a break from acting. >> he was sitting in a car for two hours. it was like, can you do something, talk? >> what about "the notebook?" >> i don't know, crying in the rain. i did that my entire childhood. >> crazy, stupid love.

>> i did like that one. i didn't like how ripped he was. i don't like man who have bigger, you know, pecks than me. i like them skinny and mallable and controllable. he was so tan in that movie. >> you don't like that? >> i don't like a man who tans and shaves. you and ryan from the waist down look exactly alike. from what i understand. and i'm not complaining. like me, like me on facebook. like me, like me. like me, like me, do it. >> all right. >> i did hear he was in the running to be on "50 shades." >> what i do think -- >> in "50 shades of gay," he would be perfect. he's sexy, he's a little young for me. >> what is your kind of man?

>> old and senile and rich. and by the way, only deaf men will date me. and i think you can all see why. i like their hearing and vision to be blurred. i like them to be kind of crippled so they won't go anywhere. look at these men, these are my guys. >> and we should point out it's snowing. it's the second day of spring and it's snowing. >> i knew there could be cocaine on this show. >> taylor swift has revealed something. she was always talking about the guys she breaks up. there's a song she has called "i knew you were trouble" and she's revealed that the guy who she is talking about is terry styles of "one direction." look at him. >> that hairline is just like goes straight from the eyebrows to the forehead. he needs to go to your waxer. >> stop! here are the lyrics.

i knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on me. now i'm lying on the cold hard ground, trouble, trouble, and the sadness comes creeping in. >> first of all, get off the cold, hard ground. and she sang that harry styles is in trouble. he's 19 years old. he's had one erection. he's a child. i don't know. she's so young. how much trouble could he be? >> you're getting in more trouble right now. >> he can't even boat yet. she's coming in. >> we have a crawl running. >> a crawler. >> whitney would like to apologize for what she is currently saying, what she is going to say. and i would like to apologize for whitney. so there's a new study that

talks about women and beauty. it says a woman's beauty peaks at 29. they say that women are the most confident, this is an interesting stat, sexually between the ages of 19 and 29. >> that is ridiculous. you're not confident at 19. you're just like a slut and you want people to like you on facebook. 19 to 29, you're unconscious. you have no idea who you are. you're not confident. >> when did you become confident? >> it's all a blur. back when i was 52. now that i'm in my early 70s, i'm finally feeling pretty good about myself. that's silly. >> that's what they say. >> 19 to 29, you're sexually confident? >> i think you're absolutely right. they say that men are the most confident when they're 50 to 59. >> really? >> yes. we've got a show. we have to show this perfect nose. this is the nose everybody wants.

women who want a nose job are asking for this nose. to take a look at it. and tell me whose nose that is, because that's the nose people want. you have five seconds. four, three, two, and who is it? >> that is whoopee goldberg. >> let's pull out. kate middleton. we're going to play a game called guess the nose. we're going show pictures and guess whose nose it is. name that nose. we're ready. this is nose number one. i already know it. kathie lee gifford. i'm sorry, i had to guess it quick. >> i love that. >> next. >> oh, my gosh, tom cruise.

>> oh, i know it. come on. barbra streisand. >> you're good at this game. >> i'm a good nose picker. nose number four. >> that doesn't look like a nose. >> owen wilson. >> here's the last one. >> sandra bullock. >> let's see if you're right. >> that's so stupid. i just think i look like sandra bullock. my nose looks better there. you can tell there's some cocaine there. >> stop saying that! here's a song for you. i get to play one song every thursday. this is a little old rap. >> and we're just going to

weirdly listen to it. >> crank it. ♪ >> do you know this one? remind you of when you were in college? ♪ ♪ jump on it, jump on it >> i think i'm already sweating. so i'm trying to dance like a t-rex, because i'm sweating. >> we're going to be back, you guys. we have swept them off the plaza and into hair and makeup. >> two lucky ladies show off their hot new looks. >> you are ridiculous.

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♪ ♪ beautiful girl >> it is time for our ambush makeovers. when two unsuspecting women get plucked off the plaza for a head-to-toe transformation. please sing along with us. lewis la kari, la, la, la. >> whitney, you have a whole new career. >> my career is ending right now. and contributing editor, my girl, miss jill. >> so you guys had some fun finding people. >> it was great. we found two people that really wanted makeovers. >> and it's freezing, so they're happy to be inside. >> let's start with karen, she's 59 years old today, she's from

california. she's had the same look for as long as she can remember. so she was thrilled. >> she looks like a foregone blonde. >> david just said i'm happy to be inside, but you are exciting for your wife. >> she's been dreaming of this opportunity for years, so here we are, on her 59th birthday. >> and he said, please just don't make her hair straight. what do you think? >> i like may hair straight and i wear it curly for him. >> so we're going to surprise you. what do you think? >> okay. please. thank you. >> we're going to see if davy liky. david is right there. please keep it on until i ask you to take it off. >> david, we need to shave that mustache. you look like a serial killer. >> all right, karen, come on out. [ applause ]

>> david, are you ready? take off your blindfold. she's right here. >> he can't find her. >> wow! >> karen, are you ready? >> i'm ready. >> oh, my gosh! >> awesome. you look very sexy. >> i think he's going to buy me a diamond. >> lewis, tell us about the hair. >> first of all, karen has the most beautiful hair in the world. but her hair was going gray. we put blond all over blond on her hair. and look at the difference, she can still wear it curly by the way. >> do you like it, david? >> it's beautiful. looks like i'm going home with a new girl.

>> it just wraps perfectly and this is great if you want to accentuate your figure. >> a big round of applause for karen. >> next, we have diana john drayson. she's 51, from lima, ohio. she spends most of her time aiding special needs students. that's a lie. we decided she deserved to be pampered for a few hours. let's listen to her story. >> okay, you seep saying goodness, gracious, help me, help me. you're grabbing me. tell us how you're feeling. >> very nervous. sorry. >> tell me why? >> being on tv and stuff. >> what about a whole new makeover and a whole new look? >> that, too. >> you're nervous about everything? >> yes. >> we're going to meet your sons. their names are soda pop and river. real names?

>> that's right. soda pop is from the movie yth if outsiders." and "river" is from river phoenix. >> we're going to make you look as cool as your son's names. >> that will be great. >> here she is, she's with her sons. soda pop and river. we're going to have child services come in, any minute. let's take one last look at diana before. and let's bring out the new diana. >> looking good. >> foxy. >> all right, kiddo. >> take off your blind folds. >> oh, my gosh. >> sexy momma. it's getting uncomfortable in here.

>> i haven't looked at myself yet. >> don't cry yet. >> oh, my gosh! >> you're beautiful. >> you look amazing. >> you look so beautiful. >> it's okay. i've been crying all morning. >> you look gorgeous. are you happy? >> yes. >> she has naturally brown hair. she tried to make it blonde. it turned a it wille reddish. i said let's go with the red. i shaped the haircut around her face and the makeup is very soft and natural. >> do you guys like? >> yes! >> beautiful. >> thank you. >> the dress is from london times. blue and green, for spring. >> come on out, karen.

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robin abrams is here, she'll put us to the test. she's a columnist for the "boston globe" magazine and the author of "miss conduct: mind over matters." >> are you ready? >> yes. >> whitney? >> i've already won. >> it's the inner game that counts. >> first question, it is not polite to talk about money. true or false? >> true. >> excuse me. that's a double negative. that was not polite. >> so the answer is true. >> it's rude -- >> to talk about money? >> i had no idea. >> false, it is not rude to talk about money. >> we need to do a grammar quiz at this show. >> i did not know we were going to get hung up with a double-negative right away. let's try something else. >> you're not supposed to? >> you're not supposed to, but it's not rude. >> how else are you supposed to find a husband. i need to see your tax returns,

your income statements. >> it's all about due diligence. >> question number two, i am single and i received a wedding invitation addressed only to me. may i call and ask if i can bring my boyfriend, yes or no? >> i'm going to be single forever, so this doesn't apply to me. yes. >> yes, what? >> true. >> true what? you can or cannot. >> you can call. >> you cannot. >> how dare you. >> you're not allowed to call and bring a plus one? >> no. >> bring them anyway, who cares. >> you also don't have to bring a gift. >> good to know, that's obvious. >> it's still 0-0. the worst game ever. >> number three, it is appropriate to discuss a co-worker's body hair on live television, true or false? >> a co-worker's what? >> body hair.

>> oh, true! love it! >> false. >> i started to say false, and i get a point. >> all right. 0-0, again. >> a wedding gift should cost about as much as the per-guest price of the wedding itself, true or false? >> false. >> what did you say? >> thank you. >> if a train is going 50 miles an hour -- >> you still tip your waiter 20%, it's that simple. >> this one, i know you guys are going to get this one, true or false. it brightens a woman's day when a strange man tells her to -- smile, baby? >> that's the worst. >> true or false? >> do they have money? is this a stranger? am i working? >> i was not told this was going to be one of the remedial quiz shows. >> it's -- >> i thought -- >> no more college bowl level.

>> no one ever wants to hear someone say, smile, baby. >> hey, everybody, like me on facebook. >> everybody give whitney validation, please, so she'll stop hitting things. if i see somebody double-dipping at a party. i should discreetly mention it to the hostess. true or false? >> double dip with the sauce. >> it sounds very sexual. >> i hate to steal it, but you're not supposed to say anything to the host about, or to the person about double-dipping. >> not to the person, but you should say something to the host. it's the hygiene measure, especially in the flu season. >> let's do the last one, double or nothing. >> what do you do -- >> i'm going to get a point -- >> true or false? >> false. >> wrong. >> it was true. >> i won. >> the loser gets the prize. >> the loser gets the prize. >> oh, my goodness. >> look what i get? >> a used copy of this book. >> read it, live it. >> we all know i'm illiterate,

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hey, everybody, it's time for today's health, the growing popularity of wellness apps, calorie counters. >> there are some apps that promise to heal or diagnose medical conditions? >> here with everything you need to know is sasha, the health and features editor for "women's health" magazine. hi, sasha. we were talking about how we like to go on web md to diagnose or google our symptoms. >> i died five years ago. >> not only are people doing that, but now they're turning to health apps right on your phone. you're feeling something, you look it up, there it is. the problem is, there's over 40,000 of these things. and a lot of them claim to treat or cure medical conditions.

which usually -- is kind of sketchy. so you want to be careful with which ones you go for and which ones you ignore. >> you have four that you like that are good ones. one of them is called -- >> angry birds? >> no. >> besides angry birds. >> what is this -- >> first aid by the american red cross. a reputable source. this is really cool. if you're ever in an emergency you can just log on and say you burn yourself cooking, right. here we go, a video, step by step of what to do and then lots of illustrations, frequently-asked questions, you can kind of solve any problems yourself. >> that's a question when you burn yourself. >> should i burn myself? >> the first thing, no. no burning. so another one that we like is called i-triage, this is like an encyclopedia of all kinds of medical knowledge. and the cool thing about this is that you can also find a doctor near you. say you're in a little bit of trouble.

you know, say you need a dermatologist, stat. so you can search and they'll come up right near you. so within your area. plug in your zip code, you're good to go, that one is pretty neat. >> i've been to all of those people this morning. >> there's one called um skin checks. >> this is from the university of michigan, a great comprehensive site for all things skin cancer prevention. they have a risk calculator. you tap on that and you can put in where you live, gender, you know, and then sort of scroll down, they've got all sorts of questions. and at the end they tell you how careful you need to be in the sun. the last one is health taps. you can enter ak with doctors live from your mobile phone. >> can you date them? >> it's basically dating. >> we could try that, yeah. >> you can ask a question and you hit submit and then within 24 hours, an actual doctor will

get back to you. maybe it will be a love match. you can scroll down and see what other people have asked. very interactive, very cool. >> sasha, thanks so much. >> you know the easter bunny may not want to do it -- well, fun things to fill the easter baskets, after these messages. good morning. i have your seven-day forecast. we're watching a storm take shape over the rockies and looking at another front moving across the south. we're seeing the cold temperature readings in the afternoon once again today. areas to the north still have a lot of snow on the ground. cold temperatures, and this will set the scene for that storm as it moves across the country and brings the next threat of some snowy and wintery weather for a huge portion of the middle part of the country.

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♪ happy easter >> time for happy easter today, and filling special easter baskets for your kids. >> they're usually all about the candy, but with a little imagination you can create a theme for the little ones in your life, which i'll never have. >> all for less than $20. debra thumb is the founder of supermoms360.com. these are all creative interesting new ideas. can you do them on the cheap? >> absolutely. super mom 360, we're all about real moms and the reality is most of us are on a budget, right?

these are all great baskets, most of the containers you can find in your house already. and all of the contents are under $20. >> this looks cute for the little athlete in the house. >> this is the fit and fun basket. we filled it with all sorts of great goodies. instead of candy, let's skip it and do granola bars and trail mix. with my kids, i got healthy little kids. >> they love it. it's good for them. >> tennis spears? do not say that word, it is a dirty word. >> what's up here? >> for the little diva in our lives, this is the beauty basket. look at all this stuff. just go to your local dollar store, filled with all sorts of -- >> i have a lot of dollar bills -- >> from my night job. >> yeah. >> and are we allowed to talk about money? >> i think we decided we are. >> we can talk about the dollar bills.

>> be careful, this could get expensive if you have a real diva on your hands who wants to you to go to one of those. very cute. >> you can build this out depending on the age of your kids, all sorts of fun things, glitter glue and sidewalk chalk and make things a little educational so they can learn something. >> a little bin you can get from your drug store. >> my easter basket was like an ashtray. that's what i got. >> that one's coming. hopefully we'll make it to that one. and then we've got our green thumb basket. this is fun. with spring, it's here. it's warmer in san diego where i'm from. i have to tell you. >> this is i know, a little chilly. >> you can use that for your hair. >> and shampoo. >> and we do have one little candy item, little gummy worms to go with it lots of cute stuff here. and then this works in san diego, here it's wishful thinking, but we'll get there eventually.

we have our fun in the sun, fill it with little beach toys and sunglasses and we have of course, swedish fish. >> i love those. >> are those in there? yes. >> they're just your size. >> why are these my size? these are for like a 5-year-old. am i a shrinking person? >> your head is small. >> it was all of those clinical trials i did to pay for college. i'm like benjamin button, i'm getting smaller. >> and last we have our baker-to-be basket. this is for the aspiring chef. all of those shows are all the rage these days. you fill it with cake mix and frosting and sprinkles and all of those goodies. i regifted this. this is something that someone gave to me. i used it for a basket. but don't tell anyone. >> now they know. >> sprinkles, which is my stripper name, actually. >> a passover feast in the kitchen. >> and lots of something --

matzo spear south and latkes. >> first, this is "today" on nbc. [ female announcer ] going to sleep may be easy, but when you wake up in the middle of the night it can be frustrating. it's hard to turn off and go back to sleep. intermezzo is the first and only prescription sleep aid approved for use as needed in the middle of the night when you can't get back to sleep. it's an effective sleep medicine you don't take before bedtime. take it in bed only when you need it and have at least four hours left for sleep. do not take intermezzo if you have had an allergic reaction to drugs containing zolpidem, such as ambien. allergic reactions such as shortness of breath or swelling of your tongue or throat may occur and may be fatal. intermezzo should not be taken if you have taken another sleep medicine at bedtime or in the middle of the night or drank alcohol that day. do not drive or operate machinery until at least 4 hours after taking intermezzo

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♪ >> time to take you into today's kitchen to find out what's cooking now. we've got a traditional passover meal on the stove. >> jewish families will gather on the table for passover seders that usually include matzo ball soup.

>> here to show us how it is done, is the soup diva of atlanta, her name is jenny levinson. >> jenny would say she's built small and short, so someone decided to do something kind and get on her knees. >> it's the shiksa, wendy. >> i'm a very good person. >> it's whitney. >> i want people to know my name. >> what are you cooking? >> we're going for the matzo ball soup here. first we're going to make chicken stock. >> first whitney -- >> not wendy. >> call me kathie lee. >> kathie lee, we're going to put everything in there. we'll put the whole chicken in, we have some carrots, celery, onion. that's what i do. >> just add the liquid into that. >> hoda, take care of her, will

you? >> i can't. >> so how much water are you pouring in. >> water, three inches over all the veggies. >> just put the water in. >> i can totally do this. >> pepper corns? >> that's for decoration. you'll bring that to a boil and let it simmer for about 45 minutes to an hour. take all the good stuff, the chicken out, and cool down your chicken stock, put it in the refrigerator overnight and then start making our matzo balls. >> i am offended. >> part of the matzo balls, we're going to take the schmaltz off. >> and i'm the dirty one? >> this is the chicken fat. we'll add it to eggs, we've got our matzo meal, a little salt and some water. >> i need to get a jewish husband. so i need to really watch this.

>> i'll set you up after the show. >> and then this is going to be for whitney. she's going to love this. get your hands a little wet. >> well, you can do it. >> careful. >> and i'm going to bring you this. now the trick to making good matzo balls is not to work the balls too much. >> by the way i'm very good at this. how do you think i got a tv show. >> so all you do, you're working your ball too much. >> stay on course, stay on course, people. >> you make these nice round spheres. and then you put it in your boiling stock. but we've added more carrots, celery, onion. >> let it go, honey. put it in the soup. >> put it in the soup. >> put it in my mouth? >> i know. >> we've got the carrot, celery and onion. and we have this gorgeous soup at the end. >> this is delicious, let's try this. >> these are fabulous sort of a healthy version of a potato latke.

it's got spinach and some zucchini. >> she's like, these are for animals. >> oh, my gosh. >> that's amazing. >> and the soup is good. >> that's great. >> great for passover. >> i want to give a big thank you to -- >> to all the lawyers for nbc. >> whitney. >> i am now banned from television forever. >> this may be our final show, but anyway, i want to thank you, and tomorrow, molly ringwold is filling in for kathie lee. and actor gerard butler will be here and an performance by cirque du soleil. have a great thursday. >> it's been nice being on nbc. this is my farewell.

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it's almost like, since we found out we weren't going to be it's almost like it's mourning. people are like, there's so much love. today, this is another fun part of having a talk show. okay. say what i know this creature as, it's known as a in australia, sasquatch, yedi and, to me, big foot. i grew up with this big foot, hairy monster that was always in the woods. they had footprints of it. never saw it. it exists, but our guests today are out to prove he is for real. [ applause ] one's a skeptic and the other they have had sightings of big foot. hey are the colorful stars of animal planet's "finding big foot" and they're here today. [ applause ] first, this is history on the jeff probst show. my wife lisa