ravine below highway 1 near ocean cove. he might have chased a varmint and fell down the ravine. the dog was rescued by fishermen and they were reunited tonight. thanks for joining us tonight. >> our next newscast is tomorrow at 4:30 in the morning. good night. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- liam neeson. terry crews.

musical guest conner oberst. and featuring the legendary roots crew. and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness that's what i'm talking about. thank you you guys. welcome to the "tonight show." hot crowd. hot crowd tonight. you guys, thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here everybody. we have a great show tonight. oh, i love you too.

here's what people are talking about. well, the billboard music awards were last night. did you guys see that? [ cheers ] there was a hologram of michael jackson performing a a new song and it was unbelievable. it was really realistic. it was colorful and i thought it was going to be just like obi wan kenobi. [ laughter ] but, no it was an actuall -- it looked like he was there. it was so realistic at one point tito actually asked him for money. >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] wow. that is realistic. >> jimmy: that's right the michael jackson hologram performed at the billboard music awards and then he left to go play golf with holograms of the tupac and elvis right after. [ laughter and applause ] it was really interesting. wait a second? and then this is kind of tough to watch at the awards last night. kendall jenner. one of the kardashians. i like her. she's one of the younger kardashians. and she was on stage and she had to introduce the new band five seconds of summer.

and it started off okay but this isn't what she does for a a living. so i'm not sure what she -- she's probably too young. does she go to school? >> steve: didn't start school yet. >> jimmy: home schooling? anyways whatever it is, this is not what she's used to doing. she was a little nervous and here is what happened. >> the band about to rock the billboard awards comes from down under but the direction they are heading is the straight up. recently they made their debut on the billboard 200 number two. this summer -- and now we welcome one -- guys, i'm the worst reader. they're only getting bigger. take a look. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: looks like travolta is off the hook. he was like -- [ laughter ] thank you kendaka jamier. they're bigger they ever been and they broke billboard

200 with two number two. here they are number one. no, and for the first fifth time this summer. no, not here. here they are. one. close enough. i felt bad. how about "godzilla?" did you guys see "godzilla" this weekend? [ cheers ] based on a true story. [ laughter ] i think, i think i saw that. >> steve: i saw a documentary. >> jimmy: i was eating popcorn. i missed the line where it said based on a true story. >> steve: based on the true story. >> that's what i think. i wasn't watching the screen i was into my popcorn. "godzilla" made 103 million at the box office. the biggest opening of the year. and this is crazy but, "godzilla" did so well he actually tweeted about it. and personally i kind of think he came off a bit cocky. take a look. godzilla. "$103 million. wow, hey king kong, where you at chump? more like ding dong." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow, that's rough.

>> jimmy: it's gone to his head a little bit. here is another one. "mothra called again wants to pitch me an idea for a sitcom. no thanks. #howimetyourmothra." it could be a good idea. but, dude, just don't tell us. don't tweet. you don't have to. he didn't have to tweet. >> steve: no he doesn't. did he stop there? >> jimmy: no, he has one more. [ laughter ] "i might buy tom brady's magic for $50 mil or i might just eat it. #whatevs." [ laughter ] >> steve: what evs. >> jimmy: he doesn't even care. what evs. [ cheers and applause ] godzilla. guys, so excited. tonight was the season premiere of the "bachelorette." [ cheers ] yeah, that's right. it went away for a little while. but i guess they ran out of the penicillin and it flared up again. [ laughter ] supposed to run the who cycle with that stuff. >> steve: you got to do the whole course. >> jimmy: run the whole cycle with that stuff. >> steve: do the whole thing. >> jimmy: don't stop halfway through. >> steve: come on, why would

you stop halfway through it. comes back stronger. >> jimmy: they're saying that this season they will have fewer hot tub scenes than previous seasons. [ audience aws ] which explains the show's new name, "what's the point?" "crazy what happened. let's recap last night's episode. so they played boggle for 20 minutes." [ laughter ] but, i'm going to watch either way. it is on my tivo. this is so interesting. this weekend scientists in south america discovered the fossils of the largest dinosaur ever. did you see this thing? look at this. that is the femur bone sitting next to a dude on some palates or something. [ laughter ] and that's insane. a brand new dinosaur. we have to name the whole new dinosaur. fallonsaurus rex? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: fallonsaurus rex. >> jimmy: look at the size of that thing. that's just the leg bone. when he saw that godzilla is like, "how you doing?" [ laughter ] and this is so sad. oh man, over the weekend. a spanish cyclist was in first place in the tour of california

and towards the end of the race he thought he had one but apparently there was one lap left to go. [ audience ohs ] and so he doesn't understand english or something some of he just kept, you know. he ended up finishing in 56th place. check out the video. >> at the front -- very interestingly and a rider that can ride himself into -- oh, he thinks he's won. >> no, no, that's a little bit unfortunate for the spaniard. he doesn't understand english. the comment commentators are saying no, no, no. that is a shame. one lap to go my friend. oh, no that is ashame. >> jimmy: in his defense, what guy hasn't experienced premature celebration. you know what i'm saying? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no, no? in spanish no means no, right? >> steve: yes. no means no. >> jimmy: yes, thank you higgins. some more sports news. this week the los angeles dodgers are in town taking on the mets. [ cheers ]

okay, this means that dodgers manager and yankees legend don mattingly is back in new york. i'm feeling good about that. [ cheers and applause ] we love don mattingly. donny baseball. well actually, don looks a a little different these days. he doesn't have the classic mustache that he used to rock in the 80s. do you guys remember this? yeah, that's what i'm talking about. but, this is very exciting. don's mustache is actually in attendance with us tonight. there it is right there. ♪ there it is right there. right there, whenever -- it's truly an honor. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ don mattingly? [ cheers and applause ] don, thank you so much for being here. i don't know if you heard this but your mustache is right over there. >> yeha, i heard that. i've been looking all over for that thing. >> jimmy: would you like to reunite with your mustache

right now? >> oh, i'd love that. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: thank you buddy. i appreciate that. there you go right there. oh, look at that camera. ♪ reunited and it feels so good ♪ >> jimmy: don mattingly everybody. he feels good. he looks good. that's way do it. don mattingly in the house. donny baseball. that's the greatest. oh man. that is so cool. he couldn't a wait to take it off. what a great guy. hey, this is kinda cool. over the weekend brad pitt spotted matthew mcconaughey on a balcony across the street from his house in new orleans. and so he threw matthew mcconaughey a beer. you know, because legally that's what you have to do when you see matthew mcconaughey. hey what's up man? [ as mcconaughey ] all right, all right, bud light. that's what i'm saying.

[ laughter and applause ] [ drinking ] [ cheers ] excuse me. excuse me. and finally -- oh man, oh man, i love this guy. have you guys heard about this guy harley brown? good. well he's running for governor of idaho. and a lot of people are saying he's like the american version of rob ford. anyway, he a appeared on chris matthews show this weekend. take a look at this gentlemen. >> joining us right now for his television debut, the man himself harley brown. >> send the biggest boy you got. swag. a scentific wild ass guess.

a ram lamb ding dong rock and roll is king. >> what government programs are you going to get rid of? >> the commies. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: finally a candidate says whatever everything is thinking after five margaritas. since when has santa joined the hell's angels. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's roots. they got a new album, just came out today. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations, roots. "and then you shoot your

cousin" is the name of the album. >> questlove: yes. >> jimmy: and it was on itunes at one point it was number one on itunes. >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: and when i checked today it was like number nine. >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: but, i give it a a pretty decent review. >> questlove: thank you. >> jimmy: i got to be honest. >> steve: you got to be honest. one and a half stars. [ laughter ] just want to bring your average way down. no, when i checked today you had like 80 reviews and you got five stars. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] the new roots album. pick it up you guys. so psyched. congratulations i'm so happy for you guys. >> questlove: thank you. >> jimmy: well, it's monday we're excited to be back. we got a big week coming up here. from "a million ways to die in the west," charlize theron, amanda seyfried, and seth macfarlane will all be here. [ cheers and applause ] the whole cast. >> steve: come one. >> jimmy: the whole cast is here. and plus hugh jackson and are getting into a battle of the instant musical. try a new thing. >> steve: oh, i wonder who will win. >> jimmy: and then thursday -- this is going to be huge.

after months of speculation about a location and a date will ferrell and chad smith of the red hot chili peppers. two men who look almost exactly alike are going head to head once and for all in an epic drum off right here in our studio. [ cheers and applause ] thursday night. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: can't wait for that. and we're music from the roots. we're going to have music from barry gibbs. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: and rascal flatts. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: oh man, it's a fun week. but, we have a great show tonight. he's such a talented actor from the movie "a million ways to die in the west," we love him. liam neeson is here. [ cheers and applause ] he's the greatest. plus he stars with adam sandler and drew barrymore in the funny comedy "blended." terry crews is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] he's a fun guy. nice guy. hilarious. terry and i our going to do a a comedy bit and it will be

maybe the first time i've taken my shirt off on the "tonight show." [ cheers ] >> steve: tonight. >> jimmy: maybe the last. maybe the last. yeah. and we got great music from conor oberst, everybody. oh, my gosh. a talented, talented musician. hey guys when we took over the "tonight show" we said we wanted to take it on the road whenever we could. i think it's fun to travel around the great country. so, our first road trip is coming up next month. we're going where the sun shines, the weather is fine. it's always fun time and everything rhymes. that's right we're going orlando, florida everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] we're going to be down at universal studios from june 16th through the 19th. we got great guests. jennifer lopez, pitbull, tracy morgan. plus the great first look at the brand new harry potter diagon alley theme park. >> steve: i can't wait. >> jimmy: apparently amazing.

the guy who did the sets of all the harry potter movies they gave like a bunch of cash and said like make this the best. make this good, please. and he went nuts. >> steve: like literally? >> jimmy: yeah he's currently in a home. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> steve: so, it's going to be the best thing you ever seen. >> jimmy: it's the best thing he's ever seen. >> steve: because he's in a a dungeon. >> jimmy: yes, he's now trapped in a dungeon. he built himself a prison. >> steve: hey. j.k. rowling. >> jimmy: j.k. rowling. anyways, the guy is a genius and apparently it looks great. the have real bar, what is it the leaky caldron? that's an actual bar you can go in and order beer and stuff. butter beer. >> steve: butter beer, butter beer. >> jimmy: children, do not drink butter beer. they got have the hogwarts express. and you know in the movie you can disappear if you go to nine and three quarters? you know you go in and you -- you can do that and disappear somehow. an illusion or something. but, i'm totally down do this.

we're going to do all that stuff. we got roller coasters. anyways, if you are in the area. get your tickets now. we're going to be down there ready to party. come check us out. it's going to be great. i'm so excited. guys, in two weeks it is going to be june which is crazy. because i don't have my beach bod ready. but, one thing i do have ready to go are my beach books. so, to help you get your beach ready for the summer i'm going to show you books you should avoid al at all costs. that's right it's time for the latest installment of my "do not read" list. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ do not read do not read don not read these books these books ♪ >> jimmy: before we start i just want you all to know that every book i'm about to show you is 100% real. these are actual books you can find on amazon or check out at your local library. they are real. all right. let's see what's on my do not read list. the first book is, a good one, "lobsters, gangsters of the sea." [ laughter ] i don't know. there is joey two claws there.

"is that a surf and turf. if you want to filet you got pay a price. otherwise you're going to sleep with the humans." [ laughter ] don't read that one. next book is for anyone who is into crafts. arts and crafts. this is "u.s.a. flag bracelet tutorial for left handed beaders." [ laughter ] >> steve: left handed beaders. >> jimmy: it's a very dense book as you can see there. you know, i've been known to bead sometimes. sometimes me and my friends get together we do some beading and it gets very competitive. sometimes we have a beadoff. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: higgins, you like to beadoff right? >> steve: oh, i love it. i love to bead. bead it night and day. >> jimmy: left hand. >> steve: wood you know. >> jimmy: are you left handed beader or a right handed

beader? >> steve: both. >> jimmy: yeah that's cool. how many times you beadoff in a a day. [ laughter ] >> steve: my record? >> jimmy: how many? >> steve: my record of beading? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: well, let's see. i think six times. and do you know what's fun? sit on your hand, gets numb, you can pretend like somebody else is beading for you. [ laughter ] love crafts, love art. >> jimmy: how is art doing? >> steve: art is not well. >> jimmy: hey. next up is an exercise book. we have "yoga for equestrians: a new path for achieving union with the horse." this person is definitely doing yoga and that horse is definitely thinking "please find me a new owner. i cannot take this weirdo anymore." let's take a look inside here. looks fun. a fun book here. journey begins. there you go. bunch of people doing yoga. with a cat. so, that already --

[ laughter ] i don't know. is that what equestrian means? a cat owner? i don't think they know what equestrian means. oh yeah, this next book is pretty good here. i mean it's bad but it's good. it's called "mouth sounds: and how to whistle pop click and honk your way to social success. >> steve: honk, honk. >> jimmy: yeah. that guy's cool, man. >> steve: honk. hey come with me. >> jimmy: dude there's party down the block. is that you honking out there? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: take my jaguar. that you clicking and honking? you want to come hang out with us for three hours? >> steve: hey make that sound again. you can be president of our company. here you go. here's your own helicopter. >> jimmy: here's a billion dollars. thank you "mouth sounds." look at the back. looks like he's doing an adam sandler impression. [ gibberish ]

this one is, i don't know what genre this book is. maybe you can figure it out. it's called "alaska, as it used to was." [ laughter ] >> steve: wait a second. >> jimmy: spelled right. it's all spelled right. what's the problem? >> steve: as it used to was. >> jimmy: as it used to was. let me see what's in here. here's a chapter right here. this chapter is titled dam it. he's probably mad that he's got that title. and the second chapter. dam it again. >> steve: you go to take a stab this time. as it used to was. >> jimmy: all right and we're down to our last book you guys. [ audience aws ] this is a book it's called "murder at the butt." and there you go.

higgins didn't you read this? >> steve: i didn't have time to read it. too bust beading. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh there we go. that's all i have for this edition of my "do not read" list. if you have a book that you think should be on our next "do not read" list i want to see it. send your titles to our blog at do not read at tonight show.com we'll be right back with liam neeson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ going to college is a big... commitment. so when you earn your bachelor's or master's degree... ...at devry university or its keller graduate school of management, we promise you... ...care and attention, an education that helps prepare you for a real career... ...and now, the devry university fixed tuition promise. lock-in your tuition rate through graduation. even if tuition increases year-to-year... ...your rate stays the same. that's our promise. and the kind of commitment, ...your commitment deserves, classes start july 7. learn more at devry.edu.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a tony and academy award nominated actor who recently starred in this year's hit movie "nonstop" which is available on blu-ray june 10th. starting may 30th, you can see him in seth macfarlan's new film "a million ways to die in the west." please welcome back to the show liam neeson everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: liam neeson, thank you for coming back to see us. >> good to see you again. >> jimmy: yeah -- yeah we have to hold it the whole time. i'm sorry. gosh i love you in this as well. you're a busy, busy man. >> i feel like i was on the show two weeks ago. >> jimmy: i think you were here last week. [ laughter ] yeah you were. we did a lip synch contest over there, yeah. [ laughter ] you really were here a couple weeks ago. but you're so busy. you have like a hundred movies coming out. >> you know, at the start of this year, i had nine movies. four of them were animated, the other five were. >> jimmy: real ones. >> real ones. >> jimmy: yeah like real acting in this one. but you shooting -- "taken 3" right now. >> "taken 3" at the moment -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't want to get it into it yet. you'll be back for that one i'm so excited. now -- right now, you're the biggest action star in the world i think. every movie -- >> you think? >> jimmy: i know. [ laughter ] every single movie's gone to number one.

it's been awesome. we love seeing you. people inpersonate you. it's legendary. it's so fun. >> yeah, but you don't do me right? >> jimmy: i don't impersonate you, no. cause i've seen your fists. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't mess with liam neeson man. but i was reading -- i know you are. i was reading that you started as an altar boy. >> i did. and you did too. >> jimmy: i did, yeah. did you love it? >> five years, i absolutely loved it. i had one old priest, he was a a canon. had mass at 6:00 a.m. in the morning -- ugh. >> jimmy: i had that that two. mine was 6:45. it was tough. >> sometimes it was just two people in the -- >> jimmy: it's always two people in the church, no one shows up that early. too early. >> all those pensioners. >> jimmy: it was just me and the priest. i had a great priest. father mcfadden. we used to call him father mcquick. because he used to -- [ mumbling quickly ] take care everybody. [ laughter ] and out the door. i couldn't -- i couldn't even ring the bell. yeah he was already out. [ laughter ] i used to do that. ringing the bell. did you do that stuff?

>> i loved lighting the candles, lighting the thurible -- with the incense and stuff. >> yeah, it was the first time i was alowed to touch fire. >> dressing up. putting on the catholic gear. >> jimmy: yeah i had to put on -- you know, who -- bill maher was on the show and i was talking to him about this. and he said maybe it's your first forey being onstage. >> sure, i think it was yeah. >> jimmy: it kind of is in a a weird way. >> okay the mass without getting too heavy. but if there's the section of the mass, the consecration where the body and blood. the piece of wafer becomes symbolically the body and blood of christ. and when you think about that, that's like wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's deep, yeah. >> that's pretty deep. and it's very theatrical. >> jimmy: it really is. and i remember like that would be happening, i'd ring the bell and i'd just look at my mom in the crowd and she'd be like -- in the pew in the church and she'd be like. [ laughter ] >> you know you're okay. >> jimmy: yeah, you're the best ringing the bell. oh my gosh you're so good. you're so talented. my son -- go ahead ring the bell for her. oh what a tough kid.

>> i was asked to leave i don't know about you jimmy. i started shooting up at the age of 13, 14. >> jimmy: shooting up? [ laughter ] >> sorry, beg your pardon. i forgot i was in new york. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't say -- that's -- you can't say -- you started getting taller. >> my height started growing, yeah. [ laughter ] so as we we're coming out to say the mass, so it would be the preist, the altar boys then ding, liam. >> jimmy: i take it, you are a a little distracting, yeah, absolutely. but now look at you here on the cover of cowboys and the indians magazine. look at this? [ cheers ] how cool is that? >> it's pretty cool. >> jimmy: i always wanted to be in a western. >> they paid me too. >> jimmy: i know, that's what i'm saying. it's like a dream. >> here is your horse, here's your gun and holster. here is your cowboy hat. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they paid me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's so fun right? when you're a kid you always wanted to be a cowboy. >> charlize theron's my wife. >> jimmy: i mean come on, you can't beat this. this is the most fun -- seth macfarlan made fun of

you -- poked fun at you on "family guy." >> he did. yeah, my boys come back from school one day -- this was a a few years ago. hey dad, you were on "family guy." i said, "a, what is family guy --" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and b, since when are you a 40-year-old guy that works for the mafia. [ laughter ] [ heavy new york accent ] "hey dad, we just saw "family guy." hey dad -- [ laughter ] they have really deep voices your sons. yeah, no, i love it. did you end up seeing it? >> i think said what and there was a section for peter, the main guy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> character. said -- [ peter griffin voice ] eh, imagine liam neeson getting in a western, ha ha ha. and it's me being liam neeson dressing as a cowboy. and they were making fun of the fact that i did it in an irish accent. but you couldn't have an irish accented cowboy. >> jimmy: so seth called me up and asked if i do this film. and i said i'll do it on condition they can use my own irish accent. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: i want to show a clip here's liam neeson in a "a million ways to die in the west." take a look at this guy. >> where'd you learn to shoot? >> your wife. >> oh snap. >> look, look, look, before you kill me. just grant me a few last words. all right? >> make it quick. >> let anna live. all right? let her live. this is not her fault. i kissed her. she didn't kiss me. all right? it's not her fault. i mean she didn't tell me she was married so it's a little bit her fault i guess. [ laughter ] yeah i guess that's kind of true. so maybe just shoot her in the arm? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he's a hero. [ cheers and applause ] liam neeson, "a million ways to die in the west" opens in theaters may 30th. terry crews joins us next. come on back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a talented man who works nonstop. he's one of the stars of the hit tv show "brooklyn 99." he just wrote a relationship book called "manhood." and he stars alongside adam sandler and drew barrymore in the new comedy "blended" and he's hilarious. hits theaters this friday. please welcome to the show mr. terry crews. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: terry crews. looking sharp. >> i like it. >> jimmy: you look sharp. oh my goodness that is a sweet tuxedo right there, my friend. >> thank you, sir. thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so happy to have you here. oh my gosh. i'm a big fan obviously. >> congratulations to everything, man. this is the best show on tv right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh thank you. >> huge. i'm so happy for you. >> jimmy: i love you, i love you. congrats on this. you wrote a book, "manhood." it's fantastic. i don't know if i could wrap my head around any -- you know, i think i have add or something. i don't know if i could just write a book but this is a full on book about relationships. it's a great book. >> i've been married 25 years. i have five kids. [ cheers and applause ] i'm a grandfather. >> jimmy: no. >> and i've done the dumbest things you can ever imagine. i'm just tryin' to tell you. i'm a man.

>> jimmy: you're a man, yeah. you make mistakes. >> i'm stupid. we have blank out, dumb moments. dumb periods. >> jimmy: all the men are stupid. there you go. >> all of us. that's the first chapter. >> jimmy: yeah that's just the first chapter. >> it's the first chapter. it's just so crazy, man. and i had to write down all my mistakes. everything i ever did and just show that i'm still alive. it's a miracle. >> jimmy: really? >> you know what i mean? >> jimmy: from all the dumb things, really? >> every dumb thing is there for -- you know, and i just go all in, man. i was honest. i let people know. because it may help somebody not be stupid. a lot of the life lessons in here. a lot of stories i didn't really know about you. but like a lot of failures that you went through in your life. during -- you were in the nfl for years. >> listen, six teams in seven years. and i got cut almost every year. and, i mean, i learned failure. it was my buddy. you know what i had to understand? that i needed to fail harder. this is weird because when you fail big you end up in a pretty good place. you know what i'm saying? if you're going fail don't fail

on the little stuff, because then you'll just never get up. but fail in front of the everybody and make it huge because then you learn something. and so for me, i just learned every day. i kept going. i just kept going with the nfl. i kept going with my acting. and there were times -- >> jimmy: you had to move to other cities. you had to tell your wife and kids, "sorry about that. i got cut again." >> she -- i puller her right along with every -- all the kids, the whole thing. and the thing is, is that i realized with every failure, i got a little bit higher. and that no is negotiable. when people tell you no or reject it it's not now. it may be for now but tomorrow it may be yes. so i learned to just keep going and just keep fighting for what you know. and all of a sudden, the doors started opening. and everything just started changing for me. >> jimmy: what you're saying there is like -- i'm just checking the doorknobs. >> that's it. right. and one thing fireman -- they always tell the guys, "don't break down the door. don't break down the door." if you try the doorknob it's probably open. but a lot of guys don't do

that. they're like brawwhh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and yet, you get surprised when it's opened. >> then i go, "oh, oh man, it's open." >> jimmy: oh, it's open. sorry, my bad. [ laughter ] but it's great book. you gotta check it out. it comes out tomorrow. so everyone pick this thing up. and then you got a busy weekend because, man, you're in a a another adam sandler movie. and boy, oh boy, did you knock this one out of the park. just as funny as the others you were in. >> thanks, my man. >> jimmy: what were you in for -- you were in "longest yard?" >> "longest yard." adam basically called me. i played cheeseburger eddy. [ cheers ] he's like -- and adam, the way adam does it, he calls me up and he's, "man, you know, let's do this." and he's that kind of guy. if he likes your talent and he believes in you, he just puts you in. and now you gotta show him proof. you know what i mean? and then he put me in "click." i did a cameo in "click." this one -- >> jimmy: this one is off the chains for you. you are like a south african tom jones. >> tom jones. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: singing in the whole movie. every time there is an awkward moment or something you happen to be there with the band singing. [ laughter ] it's called "blended." it's a movie with drew barrymore, adam sandler.

here is a clip of terry crews. >> get your gloves up. oh. >> are you okay. >> that was sneaky, but i'm fine. ♪ they are blending they are bonding ♪ >> yeah, i'd say. didn't know you guys worked out together. but it makes sense. ♪ when one person meets another come together e oh they are blending ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: never seen anything like that. >> love you man. >> jimmy: go see "blended" in theaters this is friday. i love this guy, terry crews. we're going to do something fun after the break. stick around everybody. it will be good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ first you get hit by psoriasis. and now you get hit again.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest's new solo album "upside down mountain" was just released

today. he's joined by the band dawes. tonight to perform a song from it called "zigzagging towards the light" please welcome conor oberst. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm blessed with a heart that doesn't stop my minds a weathervane ♪ ♪ it spins around just like a top knows what the wind of fortune bring ♪ ♪ in the season of the witch home is a perjury, a parlor trick, an urban myth ♪ ♪ oh how the circumstances change oh this world is smoke and steam ♪ ♪ compromise and metermaids i'm going to leave here before too long ♪

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♪ how did you sing the boundless song how did you sing how did you sing ♪ ♪ sing for the founders his word is never kept a bundle of flowers ♪ ♪ to state his mind and bloom when he forgets ♪ ♪ it's true that shadows tell the time on sunny afternoons ♪ ♪ on crowded sidewalks, passersby i'm in a queue that stretches out ♪ ♪ far as the eye can see

it forms a figure eight and it goes on for eternity ♪ ♪ oh how the circumstances change oh i fly by interstate across a purple mountain range ♪ ♪ i find a place to come undone zigzagging toward you now ♪ ♪ i sing out loud our boundless song our boundless song ♪ ♪ oh our boundless song oh our boundless song oh oh ♪ ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: conor oberst. dawes. "upside down mountain" is in stores now. we'll be right back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to liam neeson, terry crews, conor oberst once again! and the roots right there ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching.

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