the shelter is at 90% capacity. with the stormy weather on the way, shelter space is a necessity. >> we have a lot of animals that get afraid of the noise from winds, they get afraid from the storms. so they get loose, away from their owners, never get reclaimed by their owners, then they end up needing to find another home. >> you can see the predicament. find your next pet at the county animal shelters, it ends on saturday. so cute. >> so cute. i think i need a second dog. >> see? >> we can get it tomorrow before the rain comes in. thanks for joining us, have a great day tomorrow. [ knocking ] >> jimmy: come in. >> hey, what's up man? yo, what's that thing that brings may flowers? it's like a saying, how does it go? >> jimmy: what? >> it's like something something brings may flowers. what is it? >> jimmy: april showers.

>> oh yeah, that's it. april showers. [ laughter ] [ door closes ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- mike myers. abbi jacobson. musical guest, a$ap rocky! and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 843 south carolina. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what you want right there! welcome, everybody, welcome! thank you so much for being here. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it! [ cheers and applause ] this is the show! you guys, we have mike myers on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] and this is very -- this is very cool. if we ask nice, he says that he will take all of us back to canada with him. isn't that awesome? [ applause ] yes. yeah, the news in washington has been pretty crazy. in a press conference, president trump said that nobody has been tougher on russia than him. [ light laughter ] in fact, last night he made sure to hit putin extra hard during their pillow fight. [ laughter and applause ] speaking of putin,

hillary clinton just called the russian president a world-class misogynist. [ light laughter ] when trump heard that, he was like, "wait, he give massages too?" just right here. thank you." [ applause ] get this. hillary also said that when putin heard angela merkel is scared of dogs, he brought one to a meeting with her. [ light laughter ] which explains why at his next meeting with trump, putin will bring a treadmill. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: "what is that? it's my kryptonite." [ applause ] i read that dozens of facebook accounts linked to the kremlin have been taken down. russian hackers didn't mind. they were like, "eh, even we don't trust facebook any more. [ laughter and applause ] no way." you guys see this? a lawyer for stormy daniels went on megyn kelly's show today. take a look at what he had to say. >> so you say there is more to the story than what we've already heard. like what? >> i mean for instance, she can describe the president's genitalia in great detail.

[ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then americans were like, please give her some more hush money. please! [ laughter and applause ] please, we're begging you! we've heard enough! the children are listening! believe me, nobody wants to hear a description of trump's poll numbers. they don't want -- [ laughter ] >> steve: oy. >> jimmy: but trump's been keeping busy. he just met with the leaders of latvia, estonia and lithuania. and until that meeting, trump thought latvia, estonia, and lithuania were cast members on "real housewives." [ laughter ] "do you know melania?" [ applause ] actually, trump held a joint press conference with those leaders, and here they are on stage at the same time. take a look at the photo. they're all lined up there. well, watch what happened with one question they got at the end of the press conference. check this out. >> yes, go ahead, yes, please. go ahead. >> who is your daddy? [ laughter ] don. >> russia. >> jimmy: there you go. it's very interesting. [ applause ]

didn't answer in the form of a a question. and this week -- sorry, sorry. [ light laughter ] and this week, trump said that two of the most incredible days of his life were spent in china. mainly because it was the closest he'll ever get to seeing a great wall. [ laughter and applause ] "that is a great wall. they're so great." some celebrity news. today is beyonce and jay-z's tenth wedding anniversary. wow. [ cheers and applause ] jay-z told beyonce, "i love you so much and can't imagine life without you." and beyonce replied, "k." [ laughter ] [ applause ] did you guys see this? in a game yesterday, soccer star cristiano ronaldo -- did you see this? [ cheers ] he scored a goal that's being called one of the greatest in the history of the sport. check this out, watch this. >> jimmy: flips upside down. watch it in slow mo. watch this thing. look at this. whoa! pretty impressive.

[ cheers and applause ] take a look at what ronaldo had to say about it after the game. he said, "a player is nothing without his teammates. and i'm just thrilled we won this game together." then this statue of cristiano ronaldo weighed in and said, "erhmhagerd, i just flerped urpsirde dern!" [ laughter ] [ applause ] then this statue of lucille ball showed up and said, "herly smerks! her yer learn to flerk lerk thert." [ laughter ] then this old plaque of elvis presley said, "yerr derd, terll us yerr sercret." [ laughter and applause ] then the statue of cristiano ronaldo replied, "jerst ger lerk thert." [ laughter ] and lucy and elvis were like, "werrrrd! werrd!"

how'd you learn to flert lerk thert? >> steve: flert lerk thert. >> jimmy: yeah. you guys, last night was a a series finale of the hgtv show "fixer upper." [ audience aws ] so now if you want to watch a a couple remodel a house, you'll just have to watch any other show on hgtv. [ laughter and applause ] any other show. i saw that ratings for abc's "american idol" hit a new low this week. you can tell it's struggling, because american idol just got asked to appear on "dancing with the stars." [ laughter and applause ] and that's when you know that's when it gets bad. you guys, the big story is still president trump and all the turnover in his administration. it seems like every week someone new loses their job. and believe it or not, another person was just fired by trump moments ago. this literally just happened. and we're lucky enough to get an exclusive interview with them right now. hello? are you there? ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: dr. evil? >> no, it's adam levine. [ laughter ] of course, it's dr. evil, numb nuts. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i've got to say, i had no idea you were part of the trump administration. what exactly did you do there? >> well, naturally, i was going to be secretary of evil. [ light laughter ] but steve bannon got that job. >> jimmy: right. [ laughter ] [ applause ] well, what did you end up doing? >> well, i was more of an ideas guy, really. >> jimmy: what kind of ideas? >> the wall. the wall. that was all me. [ laughter ] but i wanted it to be a moat filled with spiky blow fish. [ light laughter ] and i didn't want the mexicans

to pay for it. i wanted alec baldwin to pay for it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. well, what about trump's army in space? >> you mean the space force? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: was that you? >> all of the most evil stuff was me. >> jimmy: even deporting dreamers? >> no, jimmy. even i have my limits. [ laughter ] i'm evil, but i'm not a a monster. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good to know. well, it was -- [ laughter ] did you at least make any friends at the job? >> well, i got along swimmingly with ben carson. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: why is that? >> we were both evil doctors that didn't know why we were there. [ laughter ] and you remember when he spent $30,000 of taxpayer money on an office chair? yeah, i thought that was particularly evil. [ light laughter ] you could have just gone to wayfair. they've got what you need. [ laughter ]

it's a feeling of ♪ done and done and so much fun ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: what about don junior? >> don junior, well, that guy is creepy af. [ laughter ] he looks like he's missing a a facial feature. you just don't know which one. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: did you see much of jared kushner? >> that bitch be gone! [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: so what are your plans now that you're out of the white house? >> well, i'm going to spend some more time being evil to my family. and, of course, i'll be promoting my tell-all book. "fire and fury and also evil, and more fire and also magma."

[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that sounds a little too wordy. >> all right, then. how about [ bleep ] show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right -- >> i would also like to announce my candidacy for president. >> jimmy: wait a second. you're running for president? >> yeah, that's right. i've even got my own merch. [ laughter ] make the world evil again. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, i can read that. >> plus and i found the perfect running mate. the only man who is more hated right now than donald trump. [ laughter ] evil/zuckerberg 2020. yeah, yeah. [ applause ] thank you. yeah. hey, america. get ready to be poked! [ evil laughter ] come on, jimmy. evil laugh with me. come on. [ evil laughter ]

[ applause ] yeah, okay. gotta go. >> jimmy: dr. evil, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] dr. evil! we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ applause ] >> steve: come on. that's a good time. >> jimmy: he's the greatest. we have got a huge show tonight. one of the biggest movie stars in the world. he's currently starring in the new film "terminal." mike myers is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and from "broad city" and the new movie "6 balloons," abbi jacobson is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and then later in the show -- man, oh, man. this guy is unbelievable. this is -- get ready for a

a performance. it's unbelievable. a$ap rocky will be premiering two new songs. [ cheers and applause ] his fantastic performance tonight. and this dude is going to do a a movies. >> steve: there you go. >> jimmy: so if you're a a casting director -- any casting directors out there? john paspsidera, you out there? [ light laughter ] put him in the movie, a$ap rocky is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] then abbi and a$ap rocky are going head to head against questlove and tariq in "password." [ cheers and applause ] that's gonna happen tonight! it's gonna be great! stick around, we're playing "password" after the break! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ well it finally happened, zachary. somebody burned down my she shed. nobody burned down your she shed, cheryl. well my she shed's on fire. your she shed was struck by lightning. zachary, is my she shed covered by state farm? your she shed's covered, cheryl. you hear that victor? i'm getting a new she shi-er she shed.

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rapper and producer, it's abbi jacobson and a$ap rocky! [ cheers and applause ] their opponents from the legendary roots crew, it is tariq and questlove! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and the rules of the game are very, very simple. i will give each of you a a password and you are going to give a one-word clue that is one word only to your partner to see if they can guess the password. the team with the most points after four words wins. the first clue goes to abbi and questlove. >> the password is -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: don't look, tariq. abbi. why don't you start us off. >> i go first? >> jimmy: absolutely. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. yep, all right. [ light laughter ] oh, they're getting in there. >> diamond. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: i don't know, man. that's over. >> why did you say it like that? [ laughter ] >> questlove: rihanna. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, come on, that was great! [ applause ] ♪ that was great. oh, my goodness. give me that. you didn't get a chance, man. all right. i'm going to give the next clue to rocky and tariq. here you go. best of luck. >> the password is -- >> jimmy: tariq? [ laughter ] tariq, you are up first. >> tariq: okay, okay, stuffed. >> dumpling? ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good! that was good! that was the jam! >> that was good. >> jimmy: sorry about that. that was good stuff. oh, man. all right. here we go.

abbi, questlove, these next clues are for you. >> the password is -- >> jimmy: questlove, why don't you start us off this time since you didn't have a chance to go -- >> questlove: oh! [ laughter ] philly -- >> tariq: east point. >> questlove: suburbs. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's it! that's it! no, it's not. >> questlove: i got it, i got it, i got it. >> jimmy: suburbs, yeah, judges can we accept? no, of course we can't. yeah. [ buzzer ] okay. >> thing. [ laughter ] >> what? >> jimmy: philly thing.

>> cheesesteak. >> jimmy: i agree. >> slang. >> tariq: john. [ dinging ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: john. >> i would not have said john! >> jimmy: i would have said jam. all right, here we go, our final clue goes to rocky and tariq right there. here you go. >> the password is -- >> jimmy: a$ap rocky. why don't you start us off? here we go. oh, eye contact has begun. [ laughter ] here we go. they're in the zone. auto zone. >> fangs. fangs. >> vampire. [ laughter ] >> tariq: blood. [ laughter ]

>> he's pointing again. >> questlove: blood, oh, dracula. >> jimmy: you got it! [ cheers and applause ] [ dinging ] they grew up together. the champs, questlove and tariq right there, everybody! that was well done. ♪ you were great. that was great. our thanks to abbi jacobson, a$ap rocky, tariq, questlove. [ cheers and applause ] a$ap rocky premiering two new songs for us later in the show. mike myers joining us after the break! stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ ♪ ♪ >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: that is how you make an entrance right there! mike myers, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] i love you, dude. first, thank you -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. you know how much i love you. congratulations on "terminal." >> i love you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the movie is beautiful. where did you shoot this movie? >> the movie was shot in budapest in both buddha and pest. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. okay, yeah. >> in budapest. >> jimmy: not at the same time. >> no, not at the same time. although soon we'll have that technology. stars margot robbie. she also produced it. she's -- >> jimmy: yeah, i love

margot robbie. >> fantastic. she's very [ rolling r's ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i would say that's a good adjective. >> she's a brilliant actress. brilliant producer with so much fun. and -- >> jimmy: what would you guys do? she's been on the show a bunch of times. she is a blast. >> yeah. she's not who you think she's going to be, right? >> jimmy: no, i mean -- i get a a little afraid of her. >> i was terrified of her. >> jimmy: right? a little intimidating. >> cause you know, i really haven't traded on my looks in my career -- [ light laughter ] or my sexiness. maybe a little bit. uh-huh. [ laughter ] thank you, you're very kind. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no one is applauding. >> no, no, dude. all i'm saying is that when a a man is young, he should wear a lot of mascara. and when he's older, he should wear even more. >> jimmy: alright that's very -- that's great advice. >> she's very, very fun. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she would have these parties, and i was like, "i don't know. can i go to a margot robbie party? you know what i mean?" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> and my wife, kelly, came out, which was fun. and my son spike came out.

and she introduced me to the joys of daytime drinking. [ laughter ] which i hadn't really done. usually that's a nighttime thing. >> jimmy: really? >> we went to this -- she threw a party in the park with all these soviet statues and stuff. and she was like -- i got there late. kelly and i got there late. and she's like, "mike, how are you?" and i was like, "she's more like russell crowe than i thought." [ laughter ] she's very australian. i had no idea. 'cause i only ever saw her in the scenes, you know. and she was just fantastic. and she said to my wife, kelly, "where are you from?" and my wife is from boston. she said, "i'm from boston." and she said, "i think that americans don't know how to drink." and that was enough for my wife, kelly, who is a boston, irish and italian. >> jimmy: she's like, let's go. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: let's go. i'm from boston, dude. don't mess with boston. >> they started to have like shotguns, which i'd never really done before. but this huge can of like budapest beer, which is so strong. >> jimmy: margot robbie is

shotgunning beers with your wife? >> she's did like, "i'm on number 13." [ laughter ] and it's like -- >> jimmy: 13. >> 13, 14, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20-teen. she was blasted. and this beer is so strong, it could take off sharpie off a a marble table. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i know that stuff. >> i was just like [ can opening noise ] i got two sips, and i was like, "this really -- this isn't really something we should do, is it?" >> jimmy: yes. >> and my wife, kelly, got halfway through and she didn't throw up. she is like, "balls, i could do ten more." >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so margot robbie outdrank -- >> fantastic. >> jimmy: how fun? >> we're like, "oh my god." >> jimmy: you're going to do that when margot comes on next. >> oh, yeah, you should. and -- >> jimmy: what do you -- >> sorry, margot. >> jimmy: she's the best. >> super fun. she's great. >> jimmy: what do you do -- this is a movie where you didn't write this. you're not directing it. so what do you do in off time? >> well, usually with "austin powers" and "wayne's world" i'm in every scene. oh, no. thank you. [ cheers and applause ]

moi? was i in that? people accuse me of being overdramatic and i go, "moi?" [ laughter ] i usually have no time whatsoever. but i had tons of downtime. so i was like, i did stuff, you know they have garage band for the phone? i wrote whole songs and stuff. i would have like water balloon fights with people. and it was -- they're lovely. this crew is so much fun in budapest. you know, they would laugh at my attempt at hungarian. they always thought i sounded like -- you sound like the number one comedian who does a a kgb character. because i would be like. [ speaking hungarian ] and they'd be like, "oh, get him to say it again." [ laughter ] but sometimes their accents were a little rough. so, we were doing the balloon thing and they're going, "mike, i don't want you to do the balon war." and i would go, "what's a a balon -- oh, balloon war." >> jimmy: the balon. [ laughter ] >> i don't want you to do the balan war. >> jimmy: don't do the balan war.

no more of that. >> so i had enough time, by the way, to make an entire film on my phone while we were making the film. so i would go in the makeup trailer and i would cover myself in blood and i made a a zombie apocalypse movie on my phone. >> jimmy: and we are going to debut it tonight here on "the tonight show." this is very, very cool. >> he is setting up my clip for my own iphone movie. >> jimmy: that will not be released. this is the premier of mike myers zombie apocalypse movie. check this out. >> if you get this tape. they're here. they're here! it's coming. i'm at zombie craft services. the food's very good. i had the pork. but they're coming. i'm just going to have something to eat. probably fill up on the rice because i have a little bit of an upset stomach because of the whole zombie apocalypse thing.

they're coming. see "shrek 4." [ cheers and applause ] >> always working. >> jimmy: wait, what? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that was a commercial for "shrek 4." oh my god. >> see, i'm always working. >> jimmy: you're always working. oh, this kid always working. let's talk about your new movie, "terminal." >> sure. >> jimmy: can you tell everyone what it's about? >> well, i'm not really awesome at setting up the clip. it's not something i'm really good at. but you want me to set it up? >> jimmy: sure. >> okay. "terminal" is a sexy, mysterious thriller with many twists and turns and i play a a peculiar night supervisor of a subway terminal in a dark and mysterious city. there is much more to him than meets the eye. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: interesting. [ laughter ] can you tell us anything else?

>> in the dark of a sprawling, anonymous city, "terminal" follows the twisting tales of two assassins carrying out a a sinister mission. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. a teacher battling a fatal illness and enigmatic janitor and a curious waitress leading a dangerous double life. >> jimmy: wow. then what happens? [ laughter ] >> murderous consequences. >> together: unravel in the dead of the night as their lives all intertwine at the hands of a criminal mastermind hell-bent on revenge. >> jimmy: when is it coming out? >> err, um -- i can't remember. [ laughter ] oh, yeah, release date is may 11th. >> jimmy: that is how you set up a movie! [ cheers and applause ] "terminal!" "terminal" is the movie. i want to show a clip. here is mike myers in "terminal." check it out. >> 404, going north. calling all stations in --.

>> the 404 seems like an age away, and it's not time i'm trying to kill. >> end of the line cafe. situated on the station concourse, open 24 hours a day. why not purchase one of our delicious sticky buns? you're peculiar and you're staring at an empty platform in a deserted station in the middle of the night, waiting for a train that isn't coming. >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> whoa! whoa! >> jimmy: mike myers, everybody! "terminal" is in theaters may 11th! may 11th. abbi jacobson joins us after the break. stick around. mike myers, that's how you do it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ sfx: muffled whistle text alert.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the creators and stars of the hit show, "broad city." you can see her in the new movie "6 balloons," which is available on netflix this friday. everyone please welcome abbi jacobson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for being here. thank you for coming back to the show. >> thank you for having me back. >> jimmy: i know you're very excited that mike myers is here. >> guys. i talked all about him last time i was here. >> jimmy: you did. >> i only talk about mike myers when i'm here. >> jimmy: anytime you do a talk show appearance, all you talk about is mike myers.

>> i'm just hoping that he's going to be on it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he is. >> jimmy: yeah! >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: it happened today! yeah. >> so growing up, i did "coffee talk" a lot. >> jimmy: linda richman. >> linda richman >> jimmy: absolutely. >> he was like my guy. he was like my "snl" -- >> jimmy: that was your dude. >> yeah. >> jimmy: hmmm. [ laughter ] you know what, he was in it a a long -- when you got to the later seasons. >> in the later seasons. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you're going to be blown away. yeah. >> yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: but you used to do -- like, what do you mean? where would you do it, parties? >> so i was in eighth grade. i was student council representative for my home room. >> jimmy: hey. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. very political. and i would go to these meetings, and you would come back to your home room and you would report on what's going on in school. and instead of just reporting as me, i would do it as linda richman. >> jimmy: see. >> and it killed! [ laughter ] it really was the beginning of me kind of figuring out i was funny. and -- a little bit. because it was a little. a little kill.

>> jimmy: yeah. really little kill. >> yeah. but -- >> jimmy: you worked in this building at 30 rock. or not next to this building. >> i didn't work in 30 rock. i worked in -- i worked in the anthropologie downstairs. >> jimmy: that's close. [ laughter ] i mean, that's -- that's very close. it's across the street. >> it's right on the plaza. >> jimmy: it's very, very, very close. >> i did that location specifically to be -- there's a a lot of anthropologies in the city. >> jimmy: yeah, but you chose this one? >> yeah, i was like, i would love to be at the rockefeller center one so i could be as close as i could be to "snl." that was just like sad. >> jimmy: you wanted to be close to "saturday night live?" no, it's not sad. >> this my first job in new york. >> jimmy: so you were gonna get discovered at anthropologie. >> i didn't think i would get discovered. but i was like lunch breaks i would hangout. i'm like looking over the rink, just like i was like there. >> jimmy: hoping to see like, tina fey or somebody walk by. >> i was hoping to see tina. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was hoping to see you. >> jimmy: you were?

>> yeah. [ laughter ] i was like, "i'm going to woo jimmy!" >> jimmy: did you ever see any famous people? >> yes, i did see one famous person in anthropologie and that is geraldo rivera. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: geraldo rivera, that's a good one. >> he bought something and it kept going -- kept beeping at the door. >> jimmy: he stole something from anthropologie? >> no, he didn't steal it. no, no, no. he didn't steal it. [ laughter ] but i was manning the door and the security thing kept going off. so i had to go through all of the stuff that he bought and figure out where the security tag had been left on. it was so bad. >> jimmy: how was he, though? was he freaking out? >> i mean a little. he was like, "i didn't steal anything." and i was like, i'm not saying -- >> jimmy: that's what everyone says, geraldo. [ laughter ] >> no one is going to be like, "i stole something." >> jimmy: take your shirt out. untuck your shirt. what's in that man? >> i didn't have to pat him down. >> jimmy: that's hilarious. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but that was not your only brush with fame. you had greeting cards at moma? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. >> i mean -- okay, this is early days in new york, and i had a greeting card company. god, one of the worst names

that i came up called "imagine that." terrible name. >> jimmy: judging by the silence, i think it's actually a good name. >> people were like, "okay." anyway, i sold to all these stores -- >> jimmy: i like "imagine that." >> i think it was an eddie murphy movie after my card company. >> jimmy: he was inspired by your card company. >> yeah, he probably saw a card but -- >> jimmy: but you got featured at moma? that's a giant deal. >> no, no i -- [ laughter ] no, i sold all in these little shops in new york. i was a traveling saleswoman. but i would go into moma and they have these racks of postcards and cards that they're selling. >> jimmy: sure. >> and i would put all my cards -- and i put them in there hoping someone would take it up to the cash register and the cashier would be like, "what are these? these aren't our cards? who is this?" flip it over, imaginethat.com. i did have a website. and then they would be like, "you've got to be in moma?" >> jimmy: did it work? >> no! [ laughter ] no. my mom --

>> jimmy: you mean geraldo didn't even buy it. he didn't even steal it. >> my mom has thousands of these cards in her basement now. >> jimmy: you can sell them now. i want to see -- >> should i try and get them in moma now? >> jimmy: yeah! >> yeah! >> jimmy: you have to. >> yeah, let's do it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to see it. just bring it on the show, at least, next time. we'll talk about that. >> alright. >> jimmy: let's talk about your movie, "6 balloons." first of all, congratulations on this. >> thanks. [ cheers and applause ] thanks. >> jimmy: i like seeing you dramatic. dramatic acting. >> yeah? >> jimmy: i do. i love it. >> it was really scary. i had never done anything dramatic and marja-lewis ryan, who wrote and directed this, thought of dave franco and i for these parts. and both dave and i had never really done anything dramatic. so it was very nice to be in the same boat. we were all figuring it out together. >> jimmy: and can you set up the movie for everybody? >> i can set it up. and i will right now. [ laughter ] it is -- [ laughter ] i'm too comfortable. okay. so it takes place over the course of one night in l.a. brother and sister, i play the

sister. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> the movie's not funny. and i'm setting it up -- >> jimmy: spoiler alert. >> okay, so my character, katie, is planning a surprise birthday party for her boyfriend -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> on the same night that she finds out her that her brother has relapsed again on heroin. and so she's -- sort of frantically trying to get him into a detox facility with his 3-year-old daughter in tow, while trying to manage the birthday party. there's a lot going on. it's very dramatic. but there are moments of levity which i think add to it. it was a really wonderful experience. >> jimmy: it's a good movie. the tricky part. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here is abbi jacobson driving her brother, played by dave franco. [ light laughter ] back to rehab in "6 balloons." take a look at this. >> i just wish you could tell me. >> next time. that was a joke.

>> no, that was hilarious. >> yeah, i thought you'd like that. >> i was like on the floor. >> you don't say much. you're on the floor. >> i mean if i wasn't driving -- >> yeah. >> i would be, like, done. >> that's very sweet of you to say. >> yeah. brought down the house. you should -- >> with your encouragement, i might. >> it's actually -- it's a a pretty long act. based on at least, what is it, a couple years worth of material here, right? >> you're making me feel so warm right now. >> yeah, that's my job. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: abbi jacobson, everybody. "6 balloons" is on netflix this friday! a$ap rocky performs for us next! stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ do ndo not misjudgenity quiet tranquility. with the power of 335 turbo-charged horses

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: performing a medley of a$ap forever and distorted records, give it up for a$ap rocky! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ gang gang gang ♪ they talking down on my name don't let em run off with the name man i just run with the game ♪ ♪ a$ap boys came with the flame gang gang they talking down on the gang ♪ ♪ they wanna rep with the name but this ain't no regular name ♪

♪ gang gang they tryna run with the name i might pull up with 3k's but i do not with no klan ♪ ♪ gang gang them boys not flexing the same i'm done with adjusting to fame ♪ ♪ pull up on your set leave a stain gang gang i tell her come with the gang ♪ ♪ i tell em don't with the gang it's time to up the whole gang ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i can feel the bass from the ceiling to the basement

i don't feel a thing get the up out my face ♪ ♪ i don't feel a thing yeah i'm faded yeah i'm shaking ♪ ♪ i don't feel a thing i can feel the bass i can feel the bass ♪ ♪ distorted distorted records distorted distorted records distorted records ♪ ♪ distorted records distorted records ♪ ♪ first things first i done heard the worst things like if i'm in top ten mine's better be the first name ♪ ♪ close your mouth it's not even worth saying little little is my offsprings they deserve a first name ♪ ♪ middle name third name from another planet earth-place cloud 9 hello earthlings ♪ ♪ my newest president an i guess that's why i'm leaving turd stains ♪ ♪ my exes used to hang with bad 'tings all they listened to was bird things ♪ ♪ my girl never liked the bad brains bird girls got the fur brains ♪ ♪ everything i do groundbreak big body make the world break ♪ ♪ big bass make the world shake flacko out here cause an earthquake ♪

♪ i can feel the bass i can see the face word to td jakes ♪ ♪ word to pastor mace and kirk franklin i'm about the bank comma dolla signs ♪ ♪ i'm about my franklins i can feel the bass ♪ ♪ distorted distorted records distorted distorted records distorted records ♪ ♪ distorted records distorted records ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! every time! every time. yo, hi, guys. a$ap rocky. [ cheers and applause ] "a$ap forever" is available

now. we'll be right back, everybody. yeah! that was awesome! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to mike myers, abbi jacobson, a$ap rocky once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ]

stay tuned for "late night late with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- keri russell, comedian scott thompson, music from jordan davis, featuring the 8g band with steve smith. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to the "washington post," special counsel robert mueller informed president trump's attorneys last month that he is continuing to investigate trump, but does not consider him a criminal target at this point.