it will open on the weekends year round instead of just the summer months. >> oh, that's fun. i love great america. before we go. jeff what this called again? >> the supermoon. the sturgeon moon. >> that's right. pretty cool to see. we can still see it now. >> yes. perfect time to see it. right after the show. >> and we have the skylight in the weather center. you can go look up through that. >> we have a skylight in the weather center? >> yes. >> you're missing out. >> how are we looking going into friday? >> it will be a little bit warmer. we'll have some 80s and a few low 90s inland. beautiful weather across the bay air california next week will be the week to watch out for. maybe some thunderstorms wednesday and thursday. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the

tonight show starring jimmy fallon and megan thee stallion. tonight, join jimmy and his guests - megan thee stallion, natalia dyer musical guest, montell fish, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1698 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause thank you. thank you very much. enjoy yourself welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. i'm very excited about this.

megan thee stallion is my co-host, tonight [ cheers and applause ♪ megan thee stallion, just a reminder to our viewers at home, to get the full megan experience, go ahead and press the w-a-p button on your remote [ laughter ] let's get to some news i saw that president biden just kicked off a seven-day summer vacation in south carolina yeah, south carolina right now, delaware is like, "oh, looks like mr. 40% in approval rating's too good for us now, huh? [ laughter ] biden is relaxing in south carolina you know some white house staffer was like, "freaking guy takes 18 sick days and then he goes on a seven-day vacation, must be nice [ laughter and applause must be nice to be the president. oh, must be nice." [ laughter ] well, people are talking about this yesterday, former president trump was deposed by new york attorney general, and he chose to plead the fifth. and then he just replied, "same

answer," to every question [ light laughter ] and it happened -- he did it for, like, four hours. [ light laughter ] but i don't really see how that could really happen. i mean, you know, keep saying the same answer all the time by the way, tariq, i keep meaning to ask you, what are you going to do this weekend >> tariq: break. >> jimmy: oh, yeah yeah also, how do you slow down a a car? >> tariq: same answer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what happened to those cool red glasses you used to wear? >> tariq: same answer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how do you eat a kit kat? >> tariq: same answer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do waves do >> tariq: same answer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and what happened to your arm [ laughter ] >> tariq: same answer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that movie i'm thinking of? "point --" >> tariq: same answer. >> jimmy: how do detectives solve cases? >> tariq: same answer. >> jimmy: what were ross and rachel on? >> tariq: oh [ laughter ] they were obviously dating,

jimmy. he broke her heart he broke her heart [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: tariq trotter, everybody. >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause ♪ oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: hey guys, listen to this today in north korea, kim jong-un declared victory against covid. [ laughter ] all right. it looks like my end of summer vacation plans are back on okay [ laughter ] to celebrate the victory, kim jong-un held a huge parade, and then everyone got covid again. [ laughter ] speaking of covid, the ceo of moderna said that vaccines for the virus will evolve like an iphone let me translate that for you guys so, the covid vaccine now costs $1,100 [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: some entertainment news, disney plus just announced details on their new ad supported option, which is called disney plus basic [ laughter ] can i just get disney minus the insult you know what i'm saying i just feel -- disney plus basic. it's like disney plus, but it's super into uggs and pumpkin spice. [ laughter ] it sounds more like a meme thing a princess -- a disney princess would call barbie "she's disney plus basic." [ laughter ] this is interesting. i saw that the show "pennyworth" on hbo max has been renamed "pennyworth: the origin of batman's butler. [ light laughter ] well, hbo max is actually introducing a bunch of new shows, too for example, first there's "dave: the origins of batman's butler pennyworth's friend." [ laughter ] then there's "vinny: the origins of batman's butler pennyworth's friend dave's roomate. [ laughter ] then, they have, "carl: the origins of batman's butler pennyworth's friend dave's roommate vinny's brother-in-law

who's doing pretty well for himself, dude has an in-ground pool, whaaat?" [ laughter and applause and finally -- that should have been finally finally, "carl's butler: the origins of batman's butler, pennyworth's friend, dave's roommate, vinny's brother-in-law, carl's butler, who is actually pennyworth again. remember him." [ laughter and applause it's long, but i get it. smart. you guys hear about this there's a new dating app for conservatives coming out soon that's called the right stuff. [ laughter ] unfortunately, people will go on a lot of bad dates because they refuse to swipe left. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, hey! >> jimmy: when guys on the app are asked what their actual height is, they plead the fifth. [ laughter ] hey, guys, i - ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you know -- you know what that sound means. megan thee stallion is co-hosting [ cheers and applause ♪

>> jimmy: oh, my goodness! >> hello >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> hello >> jimmy: oh, i love you look at that come on! that's megan thee stallion [ cheers and applause megan thee stallion! >> hello >> jimmy: come on, welcome >> come on >> jimmy: all right. we've got a long show. we've got a lot -- we've got a lot of show. >> okay. and yeah, we've got to hurry this monologue up. >> jimmy: okay -- i agree. >> okay. >> jimmy: so i'm just going to quickly go through the rest of it, and you give me quick reactions to each one. >> okay, let's do it >> jimmy: joe biden started a seven-day vacation >> classy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pumpkin spice has already arrived. >> bougie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: trump supporters are waving flags outside mar-a-lago >> ratchet [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: the new season of "below deck. [ laughter ] >> sassy [ laughter ] >> jimmy: simon cowell's "agt's" a hit. >> moody [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: officials in florida asked people to stop messing with manatees that are mating. >> nasty [ laughter ] >> jimmy: during yesterday's deposition, trump repeated the word "same answer" for four hours. >> acting stupid [ laughter ] what happening >> jimmy: that's exactly -- there you have it. that's correct [ cheers and applause that is correct, you have it, right there. >> exactly >> jimmy: all right. how about we tell some jokes you down >> okay, let's do it >> jimmy: all right, great here we go this is funny. a mother in new jersey celebrated her daughter's graduation by renting a billboard with her face on it this is real take a look at this. that's nice. also, a little bit - >> yes graduation >> jimmy: yes, exactly but it's a little embarrassing but not as embarrassing as these other billboards that i saw. first there's -- look at this one. "rob, congrats on graduating high school and happy 35th birthday." [ laughter and applause it's sad >> okay. >> jimmy: give me one. >> okay. and then there's "lucy remember that time you hit reply all? cuz i do." okay [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: next there's, "andrew, you did it. you got hemorrhoids. [ laughter and applause on a billboard

>> okay. and finally, "r.i.p. amanda. if you see this, call me i have bad news. love, dr. brown. >> jimmy: that's a terrible billboard to see >> terrible billboard. >> jimmy: terrible billboard to see. finally, guys, everyone's traveling this summer. and i read that the most mispronounced places in the united states are louisville, spokane, and boise >> okay. >> steve: come on. those are easy i never mispronounce any places, because you're looking at a professional announcer. go ahead, try me >> jimmy: i mean, i guess i can test you real quick. >> okay. >> jimmy: what's this city >> steve: easy cheesecake [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how about this city? >> steve: burning man. come on, give me some harder ones [ laughter ] you've got to rapid fire me. >> jimmy: rapid fire okay, i'm not sure that's a great idea, but here we go how about these cities >> steve: okay pepsi-cola [ laughter ] lululemon. [ laughter ] beyonce. >> yes [ laughter ] >> steve: bloomin' onion [ laughter ]

"sex and the city. [ laughter ] harry belafonte. [ laughter ] dave coulier, damn [ laughter ] hadouken >> yes >> steve: nipples. [ laughter ] oh, banana penis [ laughter ] mini-penis [ laughter ] my anus. [ laughter ] man's asses. [ laughter ] and masturbates-ville. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, all right stop, stop that's plenty. enough that's - [ cheers and applause >> okay, wait. >> jimmy: that's more than enough >> okay, wait, higgins is right. this is easy i want to do some. >> jimmy: sure, you can try that one, if you want to >> okay. boom [ laughter ] easy vagina [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how about this >> west vagina >> jimmy: all right. stop, stop, stop all right, let's just stop i don't want to play this game anymore. >> i like this game. >> jimmy: we have a great show megan thee stallion is my co-host. give it up for the roots, everybody. come on, guys. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause

>> jimmy: oh, come on. >> yes >> jimmy: how does this feel >> i'm excited i've never done anything like this before, but i feel like i can do it. >> jimmy: yeah, of course you can do this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: come on. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: every time - you have water you have water, right there. >> okay. it's not -- is this water? >> jimmy: oh, it is water. yeah, it's all water just -- yeah >> see what jimmy got going on at the table >> jimmy: no, no, i've got that [ laughter ] all right, so, we're going to have fun tonight i'll show you what i do back here and this is -- normally i announce who's on the show tonight. >> i'm just so nosey what's - >> jimmy: yeah, well you can touch anything it's all yours it's all yours >> okay. >> jimmy: we are partners in this here's what i would do i'd read off the teleprompter, i'd say, her new album "traumazine" is out at midnight, and she's my co-host this evening [ cheers and applause >> yes "traumazine" is out at midnight megan thee stallion is here. >> yes ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it's out at midnight >> at midnight >> jimmy: at midnight, it is available. plus -- you want to do this one? >> okay, yes plus, my girl -- you know her as nancy wheeler on "stranger things." and all of season four is streaming right now on netflix, natalia dyer is here >> jimmy: that's right [ cheers and applause

>> jimmy: i know you're a big "stranger things" fan. >> i love "stranger things!" >> jimmy: i know me too, me too and we've got great music from montell fish [ cheers and applause all right. so, now, it's the end of the week that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff >> like, things like checking your inbox, returning some emails, and "thank you notes." >> jimmy: yes. yes, i'll write some thank you notes, and i was behind. [ cheers and applause running behind today i was just wondering if i could write out some "thank you notes" right now you guys mind? [ cheers and applause >> okay. is it cool if i write some too >> jimmy: of course. you have to. >> okay. yes, i'm here. >> jimmy: here we go can we get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ beautiful. oh, it's beautiful here we go ♪ thank you, dimmer switches, for letting me feel like i'm deejaying my living room >> yes [ laughter and applause okay me, me, me >> jimmy: go, go, go ♪ >> okay. thank you, birthday candles for being crayons that like to get lit.

[ laughter and applause >> jimmy: this is fun. >> yes >> jimmy: here we go all right. ♪ thank you, clothes steamers, or as i like to call you, shirt botox. there you go [ laughter and applause >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: all right. ♪ >> thank you, the phrase, "let me check my calendar," for being the prequel to the word "no. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: "yeah, let me check my calendar. >> yes no >> jimmy: yeah, no, i can't do it all right, here we go. >> boom. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, steel wool for looking like a loofah for robots [ laughter and applause >> okay. okay ♪ thank you, postcards, for making the government deliver my instagram [ laughter and applause

>> jimmy: i guess that is true that's what they are i like this one. ♪ thank you, kim kardashian's new skin toned headphones because when i have earbuds in, i want people to not see them and try to talk to me. [ laughter and applause "oh, i didn't realize you were wearing --" "what? i got -- i got a pod --" >> i'll never, like, okay so, i saw kim. [ laughter ] i saw kim kardashian post these ear pods, i thought they were organic eggs [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you thought she's selling eggs >> i didn't know what was happening. i didn't know. she had a deal with whole foods -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay you're up. sorry, you're up >> okay, is it me? >> jimmy: yeah >> okay. okay ♪ thank you, drinks labelled elixir, for being shorthand for

"you're about to drop $8 on apple juice. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: they sneak that in there. oh, it's an elixir yeah all right. here we go ♪ thank you, swiss army knives, for being one knife, one bottle opener, and 37 other things i'll never use there you go that's -- what am i gonna do with this? [ laughter and applause >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, bud here we go >> okay. ♪ thank you, earth, for taking hot girl summer way too literally. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: yeah, oh my god. it is too hot. it is too hot! that's my "thank you notes." megan thee stallion is my co-host, tonight when we come back, megan and i are playing "hip hop mad-lib karaoke. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ i'm a nurse football croquet socce head bed led

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>> jimmy: welcome back i'm here with my co-host megan thee stallion. her album "traumazine. >> yeah! >> jimmy: "traumazine" is out at midnight tonight. put it on loop, on spotify, and have it go all night long. >> jimmy: everything, just playing it over and over >> jimmy: i want to try something fun with you so i think it's time for "mad lib hip hop karaoke. here we go >> okay. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ mad lib karaoke mad lib karaoke ♪ >> jimmy: so, here's how this works. we're going to take turns singing hip hop songs, but we're going to swap out some of the original lyrics with brand-new words. to do that, i'm going to ask you for some suggestions, some nouns, verbs, adjectives >> is it good that i'm scared? >> jimmy: oh, you said you're scared >> yeah. >> jimmy: no, don't be scared. >> he's like, "yeah, good. >> jimmy: no, it's going to be fun. >> okay. >> jimmy: i thought you said - >> i'm ready >> jimmy: okay good this will be easy. >> okay. >> jimmy: occupation >> a nurse >> jimmy: yep. three sports >> football, croquet croquet.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: judges -- judges [ ding ] yeah, they said we can use croquet. of course. >> and soccer. yes! >> jimmy: three words that rhyme. >> head, bed, lead >> jimmy: okay a question >> did you fart? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're not actually - yeah, okay here we go did you -- all right, okay an animal. >> a dog or a zebra >> jimmy: three types of beans >> a lima bean >> jimmy: yep. >> a pinto bean. >> jimmy: pinto. >> and a -- a refried bean [ laughter ] >> jimmy: refried is so funny. >> refried bean. >> jimmy: that's so good all right. three made up words. >> oh. traumazine

pressure-licious >> jimmy: wait hold traumazine press -- >> pressure -- licous l-i-c-o-u-s. [ laughter ] and body-ody >> jimmy: ah [ cheers and applause body-ody that's so good >> we can do this. >> jimmy: all right. so here's what were going to do now we're putting them into the cue cards over here. we're going to give you thus magic microphone >> check, check. >> jimmy: and megan since you're my guest, you're going to be singing first. you're going to be singing a a mad lib version of "savage" by megan thee stallion [ cheers and applause you ready for this >> i can do this [ clears throat i'm ready. ♪ ♪ i'm a nurse football croquet socce head bed led acting stupid ♪ ♪ did you far did you fart i'm a zebra lima pinto ♪ ♪ refried traumazin press-olicous, body-od

acting stupid ♪ ♪ did you far did you fart ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: there you go come on now? [ cheers and applause how do you make it sound cool? you know, it's your song >> yes, luckily. >> jimmy: come on, buddy >> i might be a rapper or something. >> jimmy: you might be >> might be. >> jimmy: this last one here ready. we'll go super speed round >> okay. >> jimmy: give me a number >> four. >> jimmy: last name. >> pete. >> jimmy: oh >> it's my last name >> jimmy: store at the mall. >> forever 21. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mcdonald's item. >> mcflurry. yes. >> jimmy: when the machine's working. >> yes >> jimmy: fix the -- >> fix the machine [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fix the machine is so funny. silly word >> booty [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: yeah, let's just do booty. >> i think booty is silly. >> jimmy: booty is good. it's silly and it's a good word instrument >> a trumpet >> jimmy: trumpet. type of bird >> a crow. >> jimmy: a condiment. >> ranch yes. whoo [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: not a ranch person i know the world hates me because i said that. >> you're not a ranch person i guarantee you half of the things you eat require ranch >> jimmy: no, i think that half the things you eat shouldn't have ranch on them [ laughter ] right? >> no. salads >> jimmy: are you saying pizza crust? >> pizza >> jimmy: no >> who don't eat pizza with ranch? [ laughter ] well, okay what condiment do you like mayonnaise >> jimmy: no [ laughter ] you said it so fast. no, actually, mayonnaise grosses me out mustard. >> the most basic condiment. okay

mustard. come on. let's do mustard >> jimmy: another condiment. i can do ranch it actually says another condiment. bingo! mustard. oh, yeah do you do rustard? >> rustard >> jimmy: mustard. >> i do rustard. >> jimmy: you do >> yeah, on weekends >> jimmy: what time of - [ laughter ] tell him i said, "hi." will you >> yes >> jimmy: letter of the alphabet [ laughter ] rustard. [ laughter ] okay >> j >> jimmy: j, i love you. two syllable noun. >> balloon >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] plural cute animal dogs >> jimmy: yeah, dogs one syllable sound >> boom. >> jimmy: boom another one syllable sound >> pow >> jimmy: pow. love it. >> what is this song >> jimmy: what is this one i don't know i'm going to find out too. oh, it's a duet for us >> yes, a duet oh, man. >> jimmy: so, here's your mic. here's my mic.

[ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause >> yes ♪ ♪ one, two, three and to the four. snoop doggy-dog and dr. pete are at forever 21 ♪ ♪ ready to make a mcflurr so back on up cause you know were about to rip booty up ♪ give me the trumpet so i can bust down like a cro ranch and mustard together you know we're in trouble ♪ ♪ ain't nothing but a j thang balloo two loc'd dogs going crazy it's like boom and pow ♪ ♪ and boom po it's like boom and pow and boom and pow ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's it right there. megan thee stallion. we're talking to megan after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ boom po boom pow ranch mustar boom pow ♪ ♪ boom po ranch and mustard ♪ >> make a mess >> jimmy: what do you mean >> you have to -- you should have made a mess like this - [ cheers and applause

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stand with us. - bedtime!! - bedtime. ♪♪ i love bedtime. the thin, sweet bite to end the night. oreo thins. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with three-time grammy-winning music superstar, my co-host for tonight, the one and only, megan thee stallion. [ cheers and applause ♪ "traumazine. "traumazine" is out at midnight tonight. and we have a special guest appearing. >> yes, it is fo >> jimmy: fo welcome! [ cheers and applause fo >> she's like, "what's happening? what's all these people? >> jimmy: fo, look over there. look at the camera >> who's that, fo? [ cheers and applause who's that, fo who's that >> jimmy: he's so cute

he's like, "who is that? maybe he's frozen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's a natural thank you for being here thanks for doing this. i appreciate it. do you have any questions you want to ask me while you're here since you're cohosting? >> okay. so, the only question that i really have was, are you a fan of hot cheetos >> jimmy: of course. >> okay. so, apparently, this is like a a thing that i've only ever seen in houston happen we eat hot cheetos but inside of pickles >> jimmy: i've never - >> y'all have never done that before >> jimmy: has anybody done that hot cheetos inside >> inside a pickle >> jimmy: do we have one >> so, we got these. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> it's all gourmet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, look at you. the best co-host ever. >> this one's going to be mine and this one's for you >> jimmy: wait, look at this >> yes >> jimmy: now, this really is a thing? did you invent this? >> no, i promise, as a kid - we can cheers it

>> jimmy: cheers >> ting. >> jimmy: ting >> and just bite it. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hey, i love it >> i wouldn't lie to you >> jimmy: you just showed me something awesome. thank you so much, pal >> where are you going >> jimmy: i'm going to do that fo, sorry, i couldn't save anything for you >> he's like, "give me some. >> jimmy: can i see if he'll - >> yeah. oh, he will, he gives high fives. >> jimmy: it's pretty cute if he'll do it. ready? fo, fo, sit. that's it, bud [ cheers and applause >> such a good dog [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on, that dog is talented come on. he's so cute >> that's my bestie. >> jimmy: he sits and gives a high five. all right. >> jimmy: i just want to say some things that you've done since last time you've been on the show, okay you've won three grammys, by the way. congratulations. [ cheers and applause i loved it

best new artist, best rap song, best rap performance you were named top female rap artist at the billboard music awards two years in a row, bud [ cheers and applause you had multiple platinum hit songs with cardi b, seven-time, by the way, platinum >> it's almost diamond >> jimmy: wow, diamond that's amazing [ cheers and applause you graduated college. >> whoo! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i love it. and then you became the first female rapper ever to perform at the oscars. come on. [ cheers and applause >> okay. >> jimmy: what did that feel like >> so, technically, queen latifah is the first female rapper to perform at the oscars ever, but she didn't perform a rap song so, i'm the first female rapper to perform a rap song. >> jimmy: ah, that's good. >> which is still really big >> jimmy: no, no, no, that's history. >> that's history. that was the first time that's

ever happened in life. and what's even more cool about it is right before i went on stage, i had no idea queen latifah was there. so right before i went on stage, i'm like backstage, and i'm really nervous, because oh, my gosh, everyone in hollywood that's important is in this one room and they all about to be looking at me. >> jimmy: yeah >> but queen latifah is in the back and i'm like looking down at my feet like, "okay, megan, don't forget your lines. and i look up and it's queen latifah. and i'm like - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're like, "i'm nervous. what do i do?" >> lord, how do you add more pressure on what i'm about to do right now queen latifah is right there >> jimmy: she's right there. >> she's right there and she's like, "i was about to leave, but actually, because you here, you're about to perform, i'm about to stay so i was like, "oh, yes. >> jimmy: yeah, there's no one cooler >> nobody cooler than queen latifah. >> jimmy: queen latifah. she's the greatest here's you two right here backstage. [ cheers and applause i love you latifah, she's the greatest and that was awesome can we talk about "traumazine. >> yes >> jimmy: this is a big deal

>> this is a huge deal >> jimmy: this is out at midnight this is out basically right now. >> yes >> jimmy: it's out >> it's out! >> jimmy: you've been teasing the album for a while now. >> for a while >> jimmy: it's finally out you said this is your most personal and honest album to date >> yeah. writing this album, i treated it more like writing in my diary than actually trying to put together a song. >> jimmy: yeah, like putting together a song, you mean like when you're writing a song, oh, this is catchy i just want to say this. >> i just want to talk about how i really feel and get more personal i feel like everybody knows me and they have like a perception of me based on probably what other people say or what they see on the internet or you know just - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- something that's probably not me at all. and i feel like this time around, i wanted to, like, let everybody in my head and, like, you know, form their own opinion based off of my story. i wanted to take control of my own narrative. >> jimmy: yeah you know what i -- [ applause ] i think it's important as an

artist to do that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: stretch yourself but i figure since "traumazine" is officially, officially out right now -- >> yes >> jimmy: let's do a little champagne toast. >> whoo! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this is a big deal >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> you fancy >> jimmy: should i do it >> yeah. you got to shake it. just act like you in the club. yeah, pop the bottle, jimmy. >> jimmy: but, like -- >> pop one, jimmy. give them something to turn up to ♪ >> jimmy: this is what i do in the club >> this is what you do in the club >> jimmy: shake it up? >> shake it up there you go whoo [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: is everyone okay >> you didn't do it good >> jimmy: yes i did. >> no you didn't let's make a mess. make a mess. >> jimmy: what do you mean >> you have to -- you should have made a mess like this [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: congratulations on the new album. "traumazine" is out now.

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> okay. you know our next guest as nancy wheeler on "stranger things." >> jimmy: that's right >> all of season four is streaming right now on netflix everyone please welcome natalia dyer [ cheers and applause ♪

>> jimmy: standing "o" there >> wow, that's - >> jimmy: you got some fans here >> i see wow. this is crazy. >> yes, me i'm the number one >> jimmy: i mean -- yeah megan is the number one fan. i have not seen all of "stranger things." >> so, why would you even talk to him talk to me >> okay, okay. so no -- >> jimmy: no spoilers. you can't spoil anything >> no spoilers no spoilers. okay >> oh, we're gonna spoil it. what >> jimmy: "stranger things," obviously, stratosphere. i mean, honestly, can you walk down the street where people not scream, "nancy, nancy? >> "nancy! that would be me "oh, my god, nancy." >> yeah, it's a lot. yeah, it's kind of -- it never gets normal. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's -- you know, it's a really weird thing are you -- >> are you living, like, in l.a. now >> no, i live here i live here in new york. >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause >> okay. >> jimmy: i was going to ask -- i was going to ask if you're team jancy or team stancy? >> i'm team stancy >> jimmy: 'cause there's jona - you are? 'cause there's -

>> what? >> i want steve. >> stancy. >> jimmy: there's johnathan and then there's steve they both have - >> let's talk about it though. because -- >> jimmy: let's discuss. >> let's, let's. >> jimmy: let's figure it out. >> because, okay, so, boom, at first, you liked steve >> right yeah >> you was into steve. >> yeah, i mean, steve, what a a guy. >> right and then you just kind of, like, dumped him >> jimmy: oh, wow, it's getting real >> no caution. he didn't know what was happening. >> jimmy: poor steve >> poor steve. >> jimmy: poor steve >> poor steve. >> y'all keep throwing the kids on him to babysit. he keeps saving y'all life all he's doing is save y'all life [ laughter ] he was beating everybody up. >> jimmy: yeah, saving your life and you're like, "steve, get -- i'm moving on, dude. >> and you're like, "oh, man, i'm going to johnathan sorry. >> i do feel bad honestly, i think the way jonathan and nancy happened -- i was like, "oh, that's -- >> that's messed up. >> she doesn't always make, like, the most -- i don't morally right decisions all the time >> no. >> but that's human. you know the heart wants what the heart wants.

>> jimmy: is she about to make a decision - >> she's a hot girl. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she is a hot girl, yeah that's nice. she is a hot girl. [ cheers and applause will we find out next season do you know anything have you read anything >> okay, wait, wait, wait. 'cause we didn't even get to the juicy part >> right [ laughter ] >> okay. so, then, in this last season, you was flirting with steve. [ laughter ] so, like - >> i mean -- >> what's it really giving, nancy? >> jimmy: yeah, nancy. >> yeah, nancy stancy >> jimmy: stancy or jancy. >> i feel like you like steve still. or nancy likes - >> you know, got to have options, i guess no, that's -- no, i'm just kidding. i'm just kidding [ cheers and applause >> yes nancy has options. you heard it here today first. nancy has options. >> jonathan, you're out. >> speaking of options - >> jimmy: robin -- you and robin from up to the part that i'm up to, you, kind of, really had a lot together, screen time together it was kind of a - >> yeah.

>> jimmy: a ro-nance is what they're calling it >> that's the word on the street yeah, that's the name they've been given >> do you miss barb? >> jimmy: oh, barb nice call. yes. do you miss -- thank you >> do you miss barb. >> jimmy: do you miss barb >> wow >> can ya'll write her back in >> jimmy: wow. i miss barb. >> that's above my paygrade. >> bring barb back hashtag that [ laughter and applause >> oh, no. >> barb tried to talk some sense into nancy >> she did >> she was a good friend >> yeah, she was a good friend >> and y'all just let her go [ laughter ] >> people need to stop leaving i think that's the thing, is they just -- should just stick together it's when people go off by themselves >> this is a lesson to friends everywhere >> jimmy: yeah now, i - >> do not be a third wheel, because demogorgons will come get you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the lesson? >> that is the lesson. >> jimmy: all right, so, at the end of this though -- at the end of this season, which i don't want to know, vecna is coming -- vecna is involved in everyone's life. so, you're probably not even thinking about love triangle >> yes, you are. >> i mean, that's -- that's really how i feel, you know,

everyone's stancy, jancy but i think, honestly, she just probably needs a little me time after all of it, right >> there's so much to think about. >> and like, maybe, like, a little therapy even. >> jonathan is boring. >> it's pretty, like, they're still in high school >> yeah. >> it's pretty intense >> she's so smart. she's so pretty. she's got things to do >> jimmy: we love nancy. come on. >> yes, we love nancy. [ cheers and applause natalia dyer i want to show a clip. here's natalia dyer in season four of "stranger things." take a look at this. ♪ [ cheers and applause [ gun shots ♪

[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: natalia dyer, everybody. season four of "stranger things" is streaming now on netflix. we'll be right back with a a performance from montell fish, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ so, i'm a beach side hotel. as you can see, i'm pretty relaxed. i uh don't mean to brag, but i do have multiple pools. i'm looking for someone who likes sand and sun. active types are cool. i know a lot of fun spots. if you have kids, great. i'm great with kids. and uh yeah that's me, a beach side hotel. ♪ ♪

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making his tv debut, performing "darling" -- >> jimmy: from his album "jamie," please welcome montell fish >> whoo! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ are you still in love ♪ ♪ my darlin ooh-oo did you fall out of love my darlin' ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh

fighting on and on and o and on and on and on for what ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh i've been goin goin' goin' goin' goin on my love ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh i'm through with i please don't run awa from me ♪ ♪ my love still sta don't leav are you cryin' out can you hear me now ♪

♪ i am here for you i am here for yo are you still in lov my darlin' ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh did you fall out of love my darlin' ooh-ooh ♪ ♪

♪ jamie do you still love me jami why'd you go and leave and i'm finally ♪ ♪ lettin' you g i'm finally lettin' you go i'm finally lettin' you go you're not in my control ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: montell fish "jamie" is out right now we'll be right back.

fantastic. [ cheers and applause ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to my co-host, megan thee stallion [ cheers and applause >> yeah! >> jimmy: please come back natalia dyer >> oh, louder, louder, louder, louder >> jimmy: montell fish, right here great job. and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers.

goodnight, everybody bye bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- tina fey star of "killing it," actor and comedian, craig robinson writer marc bernardin. featuring the 8g band with aric improta ♪ [ chee and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. in a new interview, the russian ambassador to the u.s. said that he hasn't talked to pres