city is now an olympic sport. breaking, as it is now called, will debut in paris. in anticipation, the consulate general will plan an event tonight showcasing sports. you can see her right there. >> there she is, she's the moderator for that. breakers say they cannot wait to see breaking on a global stage. >> it's a long time coming. from where we started to where we are at now, taking over the global stage for 50 million people to watch and be inspired by and start that next chapter of breaking. it's a long time coming. so, for me, it is an amazing feeling. all the breakers are feeling the same way. >> nbc bay area is your home for the olympics. starting july 26th. jessica will be there bringing us live coverage from paris throughout the game. >> will she be breaking? >> i hope so. >> i'm thinking maybe she tried something onstage tonight. >> thank you for joining

[ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - sam rockwell jack whitehall musical guest ariana debose and boy george and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1915 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: that's a crowd that's how you do it [ cheers and applause thank you very much. enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you for watching guys, today is february 1st. that's right [ scattered cheers ] that's right february, the special time we all forget how to spell "february. [ light laughter ] yep, it's officially february, and this year is a leap year [ audience oohs that's great i think i speak for everyone when i say we could all use one more day of winter during an election year. [ laughter and applause february, sponsored by zoloft. yes. [ light laughter ] it is the first day of february, which means tomorrow is groundhog day [ cheers ] i don't know how you guys do it, but we celebrate with my wife's family tonight, and my family tomorrow, so -- [ light laughter ] meanwhile, there's now a a conspiracy that punxsutawney phil is a a government operative that who's gonna endorse president biden. so we'll see what happens. [ light laughter ]

speaking of president biden, according to a new poll, he has a strong lead over former president trump, thanks to female voters. [ cheers and applause and to boost his numbers even higher with women, biden just got travis kelce's haircut [ laughter and applause meanwhile, trump can't understand why he's losing the female vote. he was like, "no one has paid off more women than me." [ laughter ] "so i don't understand." some more political news, yesterday biden hosted chris evans at the white house, and even gave him a pair of his trademark aviators can we see a photo yeah [ laughter and cheers just to be clear, biden's on the left [ laughter ] meanwhile, this morning, biden attended the national prayer breakfast. biden actually made history as the first president to attend the national prayer breakfast and the last supper. [ laughter ] at one point, people thought biden was deep in prayer, but he had just nodded off [ laughter ] well, get this i saw that trump finally addressed this photo from earlier this month that showed red marks on his hand, you remember that?

yeah, well, here -- here's the photo here well, now he's trying to say that -- explain it, said it's "maybe it's a.i. [ light laughter ] he just -- he's a troublemaker, yeah, yeah well, it turns out trump has a a lot of excuses for a lot of his viral photos for instance, for this photo, trump said, "maybe it's my new v.p. [ laughter and applause check out this one - trump said, "maybe it's maybelline." [ laughter and applause ♪ "just a little here. here's another - trump said, "maybe i'm about to go through airport security. [ laughter ] "maybe taylor swift controls the wind with c.i.a. super powers." [ laughter ] "maybe it's my audition for 'zoolander 3.' [ laughter and applause "maybe it's the edibles kicking in." [ laughter ] and finally, here's the last one -- "maybe it's --

♪ the circle of liiife ♪ [ cheers and applause speaking of trump, he owes an incredible amount of money with all his civil lawsuits and legal fees piling up so now here to discuss it all is senior trump campaign official jack snyder welcome to the show, mr. snyder [ cheers and applause >> yeah, really enjoy being here, jimmy. >> jimmy: now, between all the civil lawsuits and the legal fees, how much does trump actually owe >> i'd say anywhere between $100 million and a kajillion [ light laughter ] i mean, at a certain point, the zeros just kind of extend into space, where no one can hear me scream [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there must be some way to calculate the exact amount >> i mean, we tried. we handed trump a calculator, but he just turned it upside down and showed us how he'd spelled out "boobs." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see. well, when all this is said and done, will trump still be a billionaire? >> billionaire, millionaire, thousandaire - [ light laughter ] -- negative billionaire. look, these are just labels, jimmy.

but i'll put it this way - trump could probably still afford an applebee's dollarita [ light laughter ] if he drank, which he doesn't. but he probably will soon. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is trump looking for other ways to make money to pay for these lawsuits >> eh, trump does have a few side hustles he works a couple shifts at dillard's. [ light laughter ] he sells crocheted maga hats on etsy oh, and this - this is big, jimmy for this year's super bowl, he'll be the kansas city chiefs' mascot >> jimmy: whoa, wow! [ cheers and applause >> there he is looking good, mr. president. very nice. >> jimmy: i see. so, now, how is trump handling all this mentally? >> well, as we all know, trump's very mentally fit. for instance, last night on his placemat, he used his crayon to solve the maze [ light laughter ] he found "hat" in the word search look, 90% of toddlers out there can't do that. >> jimmy: now, does he have anyone around him to help him deal with all this, like, emotionally? >> oh, yeah, yeah. in fact, a huge celebrity just reached out to trump to check on him and see how he was doing. you may have heard of elmo

[ applause ] >> jimmy: okay, thank you very much i think we heard enough. jack snyder, everybody thank you, jack. i appreciate you being here. [ cheers and applause did you guys see this? during a recent house committee hearing, representative marjorie taylor greene had a a little trouble with the word "indictment. check this out >> this historical evidence is overwhelming that the founding fathers intended impeachment to be used to deal with the commission of "in- dictable" crimes and the abuse of power. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not her fault when she reads, people always tell her to sound it out [ laughter ] she was like, "there was a a silent letter! how would i 'k-now' that?" [ laughter and applause switching gears, travis kelce said that he won't be at the grammys this weekend with taylor swift, 'cause he needs to focus on the super bowl [ audience ohs ] man, you know your life is good when you can't go to the grammys because you gotta prep for the super bowl [ laughter ] you know what i'm saying "ah, i can't go to the moon today. taylor was like, "i flew to buffalo in january but that's cool, you do you.

[ laughter ] some big entertainment news. i read that hulu just announced they're going to start cracking down on password sharing >> oh, man, this stinks! >> jimmy: i'm sorry, mark. >> dang. i can't believe i can't use jimmy's hulu anymore [ light laughter ] >> dang, i can't believe i can't use mark's hulu anymore. >> steve: dang, i can't believe i can't use kamal's hulu anymore. >> tariq: dang, i can't believe i can't use higgins' hulu anymore. >> dang, i can't believe i can't use tariq's hulu anymore [ light laughter ] >> dang, i can't believe i can't use shirtless camera guy's hulu anymore [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dang, i can't believe i can't use james' hulu account anymore. >> wait, jimmy, if you were using james' hulu, who's actually paying for this account? >> jimmy: i don't know, but you guys can all still use my paramount+ [ light laughter ] >> that's okay >> okay, nah >> tariq: yeah, nah. [ applause ] i'd rather read. >> jimmy: oh, okay guys, listen to this - according to new research, the

moon is shrinking. >> steve: ooh! >> jimmy: yeah, it's 2024, even the moon is on ozempic [ laughter ] some business news - apparently subway's new footlong cookies are so popular that they're struggling to keep up with demand yeah, subway's like, "it's shocking people like our cookies better than our fake tuna." [ laughter ] then the ceo of subway said, "ha-ha, joke's on you, they both have salmonella." [ laughter ] guys, this is going viral -- [ light laughter ] during a flight -- during a flight, an irish folk singer pulled out a fiddle and played for fellow passengers you know, when i'm stuck on a long flight, my first thought is, "i really hope the guy next to me pulls out a fiddle." [ laughter ] after two minutes, everyone was like, "please, god, let the door fall off. [ laughter ] "just, come on, i've had enough of this. [ applause ] [ imitating fiddle ] oh, my god finally, you guys, tonight we have sam rockwell on the show tonight.

[ cheers and applause we have jack whitehall on the show tonight [ cheers and applause their names -- their names kind of sound similar it could be a little confusing so we put together a little video to help clear things up. take a look. ♪ ♪ sam rockwel jack whitehall sam rockwell jack whitehall ♪ [ clapping in time ] ♪ this ken doll sam rockwell jack whitehall bond "skyfall" ♪ ♪ sam jac rockwell snackwell's samuel l. jackso hot dog halliwell ♪ ♪ jack black jack white "hall pass" sam tigh bedrock jack link' samwise cat winks ♪ ♪ jet pack flapjack white house brat pac rock wall ice- wall-e sajak ♪ ♪ mark ruffalo ♪ >> jimmy: there you go we have a great show [ cheers and applause sam rockwell is here jack whitehall is joining us and we got great music from ariana debose and boy george [ cheers and applause stick around we'll be right back with our latest "do not play list." ♪

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and on that note, i'm evan low, and i approve this message. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back to the show, everybody. guys, i'm about to play you -- i'm about to play you some real songs from real bands that i think that you should avoid. it's time for my "do not play list." here we go ♪ do not play do not play do not pla these funky songs ♪ >> jimmy: now, before we start, i just want y'all to know that every artist and song that i'm about to play for you is 100% real these are actual bands and actual songs you can download them on spotify or amazon. they are real. but -- and this is fun -- tonight, we're doing something new. we're going to play five songs for you, and you guys are going to vote after each one on whether or not you want sam rockwell to come out at the end and dance to it. [ laughter ] so he agreed to come out and dance to whichever one gets the most votes he'll come out -- sam rockwell

will come out and dance to that song you all have clickers at your seats. you see 'em? you got 'em? all right, very good let's see what's on my "do not play list. let's start with this first one here this is one from a couple called bev and bob they're from indiana and -- [ scattered cheers ] and i like the -- yeah, indiana? [ light laughter ] the -- the photo is blurry enough, it could be you. you never know [ laughter ] let's -- let's take a listen to bev and bob. they're doing cover songs, here this is them doing a cover of "down with the sickness" by disturbed. ♪ ♪ ooh ahh ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ ♪ get up come o down with the sickness get up come on get down with the sickness ♪ ♪ get up and come dow with the sicknes open up your hat and let it flow into me ♪ ♪ get up and move down with the sickness ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ your mother get u come on get down with the sickness ♪ >> jimmy: all right. ♪ you get u down with the sickness ♪ >> jimmy: all right, just -- all right, stop, stop, please, please, stop, stop

>> steve: oh, my god >> jimmy: i can't even - you know what? i close my eyes, i can't even tell if that was the cover or the real song. >> steve: really [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: was that a cover >> steve: felt like you were "down with the sickness" >> jimmy: yeah, oh my gosh all right, very -- if you want -- if you want sam rockwell to come out and dance to that, give it a thumbs up, or we have four other selections, up to you guys you can give it a thumbs down if you'd rather wait for another song but let's cast your vote right now. here we go i think it'd be kind of fun. all right. here we go, the votes are in let's see the results. [ drumroll ] no, okay, they do not -- [ laughter ] i think the way this is going to be is - [ sad tuba ] the least no's - >> steve: yeah, the least no's is gonna win >> jimmy: yeah, 'cause that was almost 100% no >> steve: a lot of them went, "this is so bad, i'm not voting." >> jimmy: oh, my god >> steve: there's a lot more audience members than that >> jimmy: this one is my jam, dude you're gonna freak out [ light laughter ] you're going to freak out. this is the jam. okay, this is a rapper called, uh, yuno miles [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh >> jimmy: you know miles let's take a listen to a song that he wrote, it's called "payday.

this is a goodie ♪ ♪ i get paid every da of the weeeek ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ why this -- steady hatin' on meee ♪ ♪ all i need is six hot wiiing and don't you dare forget the calamariii ♪ ♪ no justin biebe but i'm sorryy ♪ ♪ they say they get hig but they not hig as bob marleeeey ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ all i really need i six hot wiiing lookin' at my watc that -- ♪ >> jimmy: all right, stop, stop, stop [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ♪ mm ba da ba d but a wiiing da dum ba bam su da lil whee ♪ >> jimmy: ah ♪ dunno whee ♪ that's kind of fantastic >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: what do you guys vote -- you want to see sam rockwell dance to that jam >> steve: yeah [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i mean, can already say -- just make your votes, but i think it's a landslide already i mean, let's just - all right, here we go. you made your votes? let's take a look at the results. [ drumroll ] yeah, there you guys go. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ i get dow every day of the weeek ♪ [ laughter ] that is a fantastic song uh, this next one is from an

artist called bro mikey. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: he does a lot of cooking videos on youtube, if you know bro mikey but he decided to make a song about his favorite nfl team, the tennessee titans, called "come with me. [ cheers ] let's take a listen. ♪ tennessee titans remi remixing mixing -- ♪ [ incoherent rapping ] ♪ no li every time you wanna roll ou put this in a roll out put this in a pull out put this in a -- >> jimmy: stop, stop, stop, stop, stop stop, stop someone was digging that >> tariq: wait >> jimmy: someone was digging that in the audience [ rapping incoherently ] [ rapping incoherently ] i think it - >> questlove: he wasn't even rapping to the beat. >> jimmy: he's -- no, that's what makes it special. he - [ laughter ] he's got bars. he's got bars. yeah

i think the titans just found a new anthem >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yeah let's give this one a thumbs up or -- i think we still know, i think it's - ♪ day of the weeek ♪ but all right. [ laughter ] you might want to be nice. up to you guys yeah, i'm going to vote thumbs up just to be positive, right? who knows. sam can choose all right, here we go. [ drumroll ] votes are in let's see the results. oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> that's a record number of no's [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so sorry [ laughter ] so sorry, sir. i -- i apologize we can make it work for you. we can make it work. this next one -- this next one is from an artist called vibe squirrel [ light laughter ] i like the cover it's almost -- it's almost something. >> steve: it's almost -- it's like they put their thumb in front of the camera. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it does look like that let's take a listen to a song off here called "jasmine the jazz cat." >> steve: by vibe squirrel >> jimmy: yeah, by vibe squirrel. ♪ jasmine

jasmine the jazz cat ♪ [ clapping in time ] ♪ jazzy jas is late once mor seeing other bands for sure ♪ ♪ for our group she is the cor without us she'd be a bore ♪ ♪ ♪ jasmine jasmine the jazz cat ♪ >> jimmy: all right, that's good i think that's pretty good, actually [ scattered cheers ] that's a pretty good jam i mean, they're all -- i like all these ones i don't know if i want to see sam dance to that one, though. but i'll make it my ringtone >> steve: yeah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, vote if you want to see sam do - i already know the results why -- why waste your energy pressing but let's look at the results. let's see. wait, what [ audience ohs ] whoo whew i was wrong. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: people were kind of into that one, all right you're going up there with yuno miles, dude vibe squirrel. that's a new vibe squirrel joint. all right, we're down to our last song. it's from a band called the

fire fighters. the album's called "big man. let's take a listen to a song up there called "devil get lost." >> steve: "devil get lost. >> jimmy: yeah, here we go ♪ ♪ devil take a hike i said get out of my fac you're a doper you're a fool you're a total disgrace ♪ ♪ get los devil get lost get out of here ♪ ♪ i'm going to tell all the people the way you tr to trick 'em ♪ ♪ you're telling things that are not true --♪ >> jimmy: all right, please, please, stop, stop, stop ♪ get lost ♪ [ light laughter ] whew >> steve: the devil get lost >> jimmy: "devil get lost," yeah, there's a lot of beats on there, yeah. he broke his 808 [ light laughter ] [ imitating rapid drums all right. uh, what do you think, do you want to see sam dance to that one? [ audience reacts >> steve: maybe. >> jimmy: no is it -- just vote and let's see what we think. i don't know where the audience is going to go on this one all right, let's look at the result [ drumroll ] no [ audience ohs ] [ sad tuba ]

all right, so it's down to two we've got vibe squirrel or it's yuno miles [ scattered cheers ] [ cheering ] here to dance to yuno miles -- ♪ i get paid every day ♪ >> jimmy: sam rockwell [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ all i need is six hot wiiing and don't you dare forget the calamariii ♪ ♪ no justin biebe but i'm sorryy ♪ ♪ they say they get hig but they not hig as bob marleeeey ♪ ♪ all i really need i six hot wiiing ♪ lookin' at my watch that -- go bliiing how much did the wing-dings cooost ♪ >> jimmy: that's sam rockwell, everybody. we're talking with sam after the break. stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ say you eating stea you eating t-bone ♪ ♪ you know what they sa who is mike jooones? why this girl keep blowing up my phooone ♪ >> today is the 30th birthday of mr. harry styles. so this is called "turning 30 in styles." [ laughter ] i first saw you on "x factor," the silly reality show, way

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar-winning actor who stars in the new movie "argylle," which is in theaters and imax this friday. please welcome sam rockwell! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause

>> jimmy: sam rockwell you're adding sweat -- you're adding sweat to your forehead? >> wow >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. no one does a better entrance than sam rockwell. i will say that right now. [ cheers and applause >> thank you, thank you. that's very nice of you to say >> jimmy: you're the best. >> where's the geritol >> jimmy: geritol. every time you come on we always ask you to do something, and you always say yes >> i always do it, because i'm a hambone. >> jimmy: no, because you're a a good sport and you're just a a good dude. we actually made a super cut of every entrance that you've made on this show >> oh, really? thank god for these guys >> jimmy: well, yeah the roots are great too, but watch this video. ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: yeah -- that's - [ cheers and applause but then you topped it tonight >> wow wow, i like 2013 i wish we could go back there, right? >> jimmy: if we were back there, exactly >> the other one was a little too much with the go to the ground thing >> jimmy: no, the backspin it was fantastic >> that was little -- it went overboard. >> jimmy: it's going to be an olympic event this year, breakdancing >> oh, is that right >> jimmy: yes. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: isn't that cool. >> that's about time >> jimmy: you should go represent u.s.a. >> yeah, dude. [ laughter ] it's gotten very gymnastic, you know >> jimmy: it is. it's flipping and stuff like that >> it's gotten very gymnastic, yeah >> jimmy: no, i couldn't do any of that stuff. >> yeah, you could do it >> jimmy: but you're a great dancer you're a great actor can you sing >> no. i mean, i can croon. with a cognac. >> jimmy: oh [ laughter ] you have like a nice brandy. a snifter or something >> a snifter i could croon maybe. a little elvis or something. ♪ hey, come on, baby ♪ ♪ hey baby, baby, baby ♪ ♪ come on, baby let's ♪ ♪ play house with you ♪ ♪ you may go to college ♪ ♪ you may go to school ♪

♪ you may have pink cadillac ♪ ♪ but don't you be nobody's fool ♪ >> jimmy: oh yeah, that's what i'm talking about. ♪ i want to play house with you ♪ ♪ i want to play house with you ♪ >> you know that song. >> jimmy: yeah, i love "play house. >> austin butler, pretty damn good as elvis. >> jimmy: he crushed it, huh >> yeah, he crushed it >> jimmy: do you ever do karaoke? did i ever do karaoke with you >> no, i hate karaoke. >> jimmy: okay, thank you. i'm glad i didn't go with you. >> so much do you like it is that your sport >> jimmy: it is not. people think that i'm, like, mr. karaoke. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm not. i'll get up. i'm a ham. you know i'll get up if there's a mic, i'll grab something. >> do you have a song that you like >> jimmy: i don't, actually. i really don't, and i should 'cause all these years, just pick a song and do it. i'll do any song >> of course of course. >> jimmy: but i'll do "play house. >> you and i are very game you know who is a great singer is jeremy renner he probably sang on this show. >> jimmy: yeah i think he has >> he and i used to do a gag where -- it was a place called gower gulch - - and i think we had a few -- people like justin long were there >> jimmy: oh he's fun. >> we were pretty drunk. i would give him the mic, and he was in the audience i would pretend to sing on the stage, and dance to

a james brown song and renner would sing from the audience >> jimmy: dude that is a great bit. >> it was good because he can sing and i can't >> jimmy: and you would lip-sync him while - >> yeah, and then i would dance and pretend to sing. >> jimmy: come on. that's a great bit [ applause ] >> jimmy: i was going to ask you quickly before we get to "argylle." jeremy allen white, who we love, from "the bear." [ cheers ] >> chef. >> jimmy: chef, yes chef >> he's a great actor. >> jimmy: he's a great actor they asked him out of dream casting, who would be his dream person to come on "the bear" and he said, sam rockwell. >> that's real nice. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i was going to ask you, to put you on the spot. would you ever consider? >> of course, of course. i'd be lucky to be on that show it's got a great cast. my buddy, oliver platt you know liza colon-zayas, my buddy. and ebon, i've known a long time it's a great cast. i'd love to be -- it's all about -- you know, it's all about timing or whatever >> jimmy: what do you mean acting >> yeah, timing. timing time -- timing

>> jimmy: acting is all about timing >> no, umm, a little comedy joke [ laughter ] no, you know, schedules and things like that but, yeah, i mean, oliver platt and all those cats, yeah >> jimmy: i also heard that there's a rumor that your character that you played, justin hammer. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: from -- this is -- what was that? >> "iron man 2" with all the cats, yeah >> jimmy: yeah, i heard that there's a rumor your character might come back. >> really? >> jimmy: in the new "armor wars." >> well, i'm waiting for the phone call [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you haven't gotten it yet? >> i haven't gotten the phone call, no >> jimmy: but it's very possible you could get it. >> i'm growing a beard and everything >> jimmy: so the phone could ring this evening maybe. >> you think >> jimmy: sure how many years >> i'll take it man. >> jimmy: how many years >> it's been a while it's been a while. >> jimmy: yeah, but i think this is the year >> you think so? >> jimmy: people want justin hammer. they want him back >> listen, i'm in, dude. >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah, let's go. >> jimmy: it's 2024 we want more sam rockwell. that's what i'm talking about. olympic breakdancer.

he breakdances for our country and yeah at least do this for them i want to talk "argylle. >> "argylle," yes. >> jimmy: which, i don't know how much we can talk about >> well, yeah, it's a lot of spoiler alerts >> jimmy: yeah, we've had people on the show all week from "argylle" and we're not allowed to talk about the movie. >> yeah, it's a pain in the ass. >> jimmy: i don't want to ruin it for anyone. yeah, but it's - >> you've got ariana on and boy george >> jimmy: yes. by the way, that jam -- that song is in "argylle. >> it's really a great song, and we did a music video for it yeah, there's a lot of spoiler alerts it's basically a spy movie [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. that's not spoiling anything would you say it's a comedy? >> it's a rom-com. it's a comedy. it's an action movie a lot of great, stylized violence >> jimmy: yeah i like it for you because i don't know if i've ever seen you in an action film. >> i know, it's a different thing. henry cavill and i did a lot of fight scenes together. >> jimmy: so i'm sure you just mopped the floor with that [ laughter ] "henry, are you sure you want to do one more take?

"henry wants to do one more take >> i would get a little overzealous and henry was like, "all right, calm down. it's a marathon, not a sprint. you're gonna get hurt. >> jimmy: yeah, "it's only on take one, buddy. >> "take it easy, old man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you do great you hold your own. >> i did okay. we had an amazing stunt team and an amazing dance team too that helped us with some of the dance stuff. >> jimmy: it's so fun. >> it's a really fun movie please go see it in the imax >> jimmy: yeah, go see it at imax by the way, it'll be great. i want to show everyone a clip here's sam rockwell and bryce dallas howard in "argylle." take a look. ♪ >> i'm going to take him out >> okay. >> and you're going to stomp their heads as we pass make sure they're 86ed got it >> i can't stomp on their heads. >> of course you can the human skull is shockingly brittle. >> what? >> it's just like crushing an egg. or have you ever hit a melon with a hammer? it's like just lift up your leg

and crush. like that. right? no, no, it's great, it's fun like the twist you ever do the twist? it's like doing the twist. one, two, three, and crush that head one, two, three. >> i don't dance i don't crush skulls >> well then this should be a fun, new experience for you. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's exactly right sam rockwell, everybody! "argylle" is in theaters and imax this friday we'll be right back with jack whitehall stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ how many times have i felt this good, ♪ ♪ let me count them for you ♪ ♪ one ♪ ♪ two, three, four, ♪ ♪ five, six, seven, eight, nine, ♪ ♪ ten, eleven, twelve, huh, ♪ ♪ how many times, ♪ ♪ ♪ how many times have i, ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is one of my favorite comedians his latest standup special, "jack whitehall: settle down," is streaming now on netflix. everyone, please welcome jack whitehall [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: that's some -- that's what i'm talking about that is some love. ♪ that is some love for jack whitehall [ cheers and applause come on, welcome back to the show >> hi. >> jimmy: you look good, bud how you doing? everything good? >> very good, very good. lovely to be here. >> jimmy: your netflix special came out this week this is your third comedy special. >> third comedy special, yes it launched this week. >> jimmy: a big deal

>> it's a big deal it's a very, very exciting day today. not just because of that, as well, by the way there's something else i want to bring up. and i'm a little upset that it wasn't mentioned in the monologue. but as we -- some of you know, today is a very, very important day for another reason the first of february, jimmy, today is the 30th birthday of mr. harry styles and i think -- [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yes, of course we forgot -- yes >> yes >> jimmy: yes, that's -- 'course. >> wish him a very happy 30th birthday >> jimmy: happy birthday, harry. >> i'm sure he's watching. he watches all of my late night appearances. >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] yes. >> i'm obviously -- yeah, yeah, all of them. and obviously, i'm delighted to be here with you it's the only place that i would rather be than with harry tonight -- [ laughter ] -- celebrating his birthday. i do miss him a bit. it's fine. >> jimmy: yeah, you don't have to get into it, yeah >> yeah, i actually wrote a couple of little words for him that i'm probably gonna voice note him later, just so, you know he'll be fine. he'll be fine. >> jimmy: you can -- you can do it tonight if you want to, if he's watching.

you can say the voice -- [ cheers and applause >> well, i mean, it's kind of an intimate -- all right, well [ light laughter ] no, yeah, as you know, i journal. [ laughter ] and just -- just a little -- these are like, notes that i write down, little lists and things >> jimmy: yeah, wow, that's -- >> funny thank you notes, that's just a thing i came up with so yeah, no, this is just a little thing and i'll workshop it here with you guys just tell me if you think this is too much. so this is called "turning 30 in styles." [ laughter ] "harry, oh, sweet harry, you are a man of utter class my north, my south, my if, my when my elbow and my ass. [ laughter ] "i first saw you on 'x factor,' the silly reality show, way back in 2010, nearly three simon cowell faces ago." [ laughter ] "a twinkle in your eyes, your hair looked like a mop a high-pitched little voice, your testicles yet to drop." [ laughter ] "you dazzled the world with your boy band, one direction

an unstoppable rise like an unwanted morning --" can i say that word on late night? [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] "the day the band broke up, i screamed, i cursed, i cried. i hadn't been that sad since the day mufasa died. [ laughter ] "but your solo career blossomed. your limit was the sky stadiums, and number ones, a a "watermelon sugar" high. you branched out into acting, a dab hand at it too just please never try standup, or i won't know what to do and so today you're turning 30, and i have one last thing to say. please don't copy the other harry, and ever run away." [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on! happy birthday, harry styles [ cheers and applause happy 30th, buddy/ well done. oh, my gosh. that was beautiful thank you very much. that was touching. >> i'm welling up a bit. >> jimmy: that was touching. that was touching. i didn't expect to cry i'm so happy that you're here.

i want to get into a lot of stuff, but first of all, congratulations. man, you were showing me pictures backstage of the most beautiful baby you had a baby -- a beautiful baby girl. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: she's adorable she's perfect. >> i'm a 35-year-old father of one, and i'm writing poems about harry styles [ laughter ] maybe that has to stop now >> jimmy: no, no how is the baby doing? >> it's amazing. it's amazing how quickly your whole attitude to parenting changes, as well like, i remember before she arrived, we were like, "we're not going to be like those parents that just stick the kid down in front of a television screen and rely on all of that we want to really engage, and read to them all of the time." i'm five months in, i'm literally counting down the days until i can give her an ipad [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it changes very quickly. >> it's so quick >> jimmy: it's very fast yeah, absolutely but how did the news go when you had to tell everyone that you were -- that you guys were expecting? >> well, actually, it was quite funny, 'cause i was on tour when we found out. and i was on tour in america first. so i was doing shows out here. and we found out and then i started sharing it on stage.

i would go on stage and be like, "oh, yeah, so, i have some news. my girlfriend's expecting. and, you know, american audiences are incredible people were whooping, and hollering, and standing up in their chairs one night, i think there was a a couple in the back in the auditorium getting pregnant themselves they were so excited. [ laughter ] i was like, "ooh, yeah, calm down we don't even know if it's mine yet. i -- so -- no. [ light laughter ] i then came back to england, and i remember the first show back in england telling everyone that my girlfriend was expecting. it was like, in a theater in leicester. i was like, "oh, yeah, my girlfriend's pregnant. complete silence [ laughter ] just like, one guy in the front row had his arms crossed, "you know else who had a baby, jack everyone." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "you're not the first. yeah, yeah, exactly, that's so funny. >> no one cares. >> jimmy: did your girlfriend care that you talk about her in your act >> umm, i think she -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that says it all >> yeah. >> jimmy: that says it all, never mind that says enough >> i read out love letters to harry styles on national television it's the least of her worries, when i'm talking about her

>> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. no, i mean, occasionally -- it's when her -- when her family comes along to see the show, that's always quite awkward. i had one show, where there was like five of them in the audience, and i was doing this bit. my girlfriend has diabetes, and anyone that doesn't know, diabetes affects your pancreas, and it means you don't produce enough insulin, so you have to like, monitor your blood sugar levels and if you strenuous exercise, they can dip very dangerously low. and what i say is that what that now means in my life, is that i can now tell exactly how good of a performance i put in in the bedroom - [ laughter ] -- by what my girlfriend has to snack on afterwards. [ laughter ] so if -- it's true it's true. if i roll over after sex, and my girlfriend is eating an entire novelty toblerone, i'm like, "well played, jack nice work. [ laughter and applause but if i roll over, and it's like a single skittle, i'm "okay, can try harder next time." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip from the special.

here's jack whitehall in "settle down." take a look at this. >> does anyone else have that moment recently as well, where you're doing the "i'm not a robot" test? you're on your own in your bedroom inront of your laptop, and you have failed the "i am not a robot" test so many times, that you have that moment where you stop and you go, "[ bleep ], maybe i am a a robot! [ laughter ] "maybe this is how robots realize that they're robots. 'cause they just can't work out whether a traffic light consists of the box of lights, or the post that it's on as well [ laughter ] i'm having an existential crisis here! i haven't been able to spot ten traffic lights in a row. i'm either a robot or a cyclist. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it jack whitehall, everybody! [ cheers and applause his special, "jack whitehall: settle down," is streaming now on netflix we'll be right back with a a performance from ariana debose and boy george stick around [ cheers and applause ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to sam rockwell, jack whitehall, ariana debose, boy george! [ cheers and applause fantastic. and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause