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music halftime show at the super bowl. it's time grammy award winner has been selling out shows in vegas. he had a residency there since 2021. he says headlining the halftime show, full circle moment after spending so much time in vegas. >> it has been a challenge to squeeze 30 years into 13 minutes. i was being mindful of my past, celebrating my present here in las vegas, and thinking about where we're headed in the future. other performances to watch, reba mcentire singing the national anthem, and post malone will perform america the beautiful. that will be interesting to see , post malone doing america the beautiful. >> i want to see what kind of ip gives it. >> and usher brings back good memories. he has been at it a long time. >> he was actually the warm-up for the super bowl. >> now, look at him. so exciting. that's going to do it for us.
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - mariska hargitay callum turner, comedian emmy blotnick and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1920 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: oh, come on. now that's how you do it that's exactly right mwah thank you. enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. [ cheers and applause thank you for tuning in. i'm so excited about this. mariska hargitay is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause i love interviewing mariska. but if she's interviewing you, you're in trouble. [ "law & order" chimes ] [ light laughter ] well, guys, the super bowl is almost here, and i saw that dominos is offering a taylor swift-themed feast that includes 2 pizzas, a 2-liter of coke, 8 cinnamon breadsticks, and 16 parmesan bread bites all for $19.89 [ cheers and applause and if you didn't have "bad blood" before, you certainly will now some people will eat the whole thing by themselves and blame taylor, like, "look what you made me do." [ laughter ]
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well, a lot of people are talking about this earlier today, a long-awaited special counsel report found that president biden mishandled classified documents but will not face any criminal charges. yep. the report said biden won't be charged because the jury would see him as a well-meaning elderly man with a poor -- i'm serious. [ laughter ] a well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory. [ laughter ] it's pretty embarrassing for biden. but on the bright side, he'll forget about it five minutes later. so, i mean, just - [ laughter and applause just think -- just, you know - actually, get this yesterday, for the second time this week, biden got mixed up while talking about world leaders and meant to say that he met with former german chancellor angela merkel but accidentally said the name of a german chancellor who died years ago. [ audience aws ] you know, other than the name, gender, and being dead, he got most of it right [ laughter ] so, i mean, you got to give him -- close german
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some more big political news today the supreme court heard arguments on whether former president trump can be barred from running for president by the 14th amendment it's a big deal, and i have some fun facts about this. >> steve: really ♪ did yo know did you know ♪ >> jimmy: first up, did you know that trump's legal team has been prepping for months also, they're making an album called "the tortured lawyer's department." [ laughter ] did you know this? [ applause ] this is -- >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, next up, did you know trump's case was appealed all the way to the supreme court? also, the supreme court is just a normal court with sour cream and jalapenos on top [ laughter and applause that's the supreme and finally, did you know the hearing was led by chief justice john roberts also, he's the only chief that's not worried about the 49ers. [ laughter and applause that's a - i didn't know. these are fun facts that i'm hearing. i read about this today, you guys rudy giuliani is claiming that trump's campaign owes him $2 million [ audience ohs ]
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yeah rudy is asking for $2 million, but he's willing to settle for a can of four loko and a pack of slim jims [ laughter and applause "i'll ta -- i'll take it." today giuliani was -- said, "i'll see you in court," and trump was like, "i'm already here i'll meet you by the vending machine. [ laughter ] "which court are you at? i'm there too. switching gears, dr. fauci just announced that he is releasing a memoir called "on call: a doctor's journey in public service. yeah, that's way better than the original title -- "40 years of dealing with pricks." [ laughter and applause that was the title that was the original -- ♪ >> steve: oi >> jimmy: of course, fauci is telling people to get one book when it comes out, and then a second copy a month later. [ laughter ] i heard that the u.s. navy is now using party glow sticks to detect biothreats like covid glow sticks, yeah. and every time covid is detected, you hear a dj air horn [ air horn ]
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♪ [ air horn ] hey, well, this is cool. today the paris olympic medals were revealed, and each of them is embedded with a piece of the eiffel tower [ audience oohs though people are a little concerned because the pieces are screws and bolts [ laughter ] olympic organizers were trying to decide between a piece of the eiffel tower or a lock of french president emmanuel macron's chest hair [ laughter and applause they went with the eiffel tower i would have - well, this is wild an airline in finland said that to help estimate the plane's weight before takeoff, they will start weighing passengers [ audience ohs ] >> steve: oh >> jimmy: don't worry. you can skip it if you pay a a $100 nonhumiliation fee. [ laughter ] airports are fun, huh? >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: they frisk you, make you strip, look at you naked, then weigh you [ laughter ] it's like a sorority hazing. you know
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[ laughter and applause please "325 pounds. listen to this i read about a new study that found moths are not actually drawn to light and the researchers were like, "sorry, that's a typo. it's supposed to say goths." [ laughter ] ♪ well, guys, finally, i'm very excited about this super bowl lviii is happening this sunday. [ cheers and applause now, you got - i'm excited about this you got the san francisco 49ers facing off against the kansas city chiefs now, as you know, after the game, they give out awards like most valuable player but they also give out awards before the game too. i'll show you what i mea it's time for "'tonight show' superlatives." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ tonight sho superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: our first player is
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from the chiefs. it's their quarterback, patrick mahomes. [ scattered cheers ] he was voted most likely to be called the goaat -- "gets only asked about taylor." [ laughter ] next up, from the 49ers, is corey luciano. he was voted most likely to tase himself for fun [ laughter ] next up, from the 49ers, is brock purdy. [ cheers and applause he was voted most likely to have his mom drop him off around the corner from the super bowl [ laughter ] he's like, "all right, bye, i'll see you later love you too don't kiss me. don't kiss me. next up, from the chiefs, is joshua williams. he was voted most likely to show up behind you in the mirror [ laughter ] next up, from the 49ers, is george kittle. he was voted most likely to give you the worst rap mixtape you'll ever hear in your life. "you guys ever heard of fizzy-g? ♪
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"you got to listen to fizzy-g. he's the best. next up, from the 49ers, is christian mccaffrey. [ scattered cheers ] he was voted most likely to be a mannequin that had his first kiss and came to life. [ laughter ] next up, from the 49ers, is mitch wishnowsky he was voted dampest thor. [ laughter ] >> steve: dampest? >> jimmy: dampest. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah next up, from the chiefs, this is blaine gabbert. he was voted most likely to have his picture on the evening news with the caption, "high-speed naked dirt bike getaway. [ laughter ] "and i got away with it too, man. ♪ [ applause ] "whoo-hoo! no hands." next up, from the 49ers, is taybor pepper. he was voted most likely to try and crack your wife's back at a party. [ laughter ] "it just elongates your spine.
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[ laughter ] "oh, i've done it. next up, from the chiefs, is tommy townsend he was voted most likely to be that other, other guy from black eyed peas' friend. [ cheers and applause not that guy the other, other guy [ laughter ] next up, from the 49ers, we have charlie woerner he was voted most likely to have a second set of baby teeth that emerge like an alien when he's really hungry [ laughter ] and finally, from the chiefs, is travis kelce. [ cheers and applause he was voted most likely to ask his teammates, "hey, what would you get a billionaire for valentine's day? [ cheers and applause there you have it. those are your "superlatives." we have a great show mariska hargitay is here [ cheers and applause callum turner is joining us. and we have great stand-up from emmy blotnick. stick around we're playing "catchphrase"
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when we come back, everybody come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ >> tariq: he has a faded haircut. [ laughter ] his girlfriend is taylor swift >> oh, kelce >> tariq: oh, his first name too. >> oh, i don't know. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> i'm from england! >> tariq: come on. u & doug ♪ ( bell ringing) customize and save with libberty bibberty. liberty bushumal. libtreally blubatoo. mark that one. that was nice! i think you're supposed to stand over there. oh am i? thank you. so, a couple more? we'll just...we'll rip. we'll go quick. libu smeebo. libu bribu. limu bibu...and me. doug: he's an emu! only pay for what you need. jingle: ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ shopify's point of sale system helps you sell at every stage of your business. with fast and secure payment. card
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show." i'm here with tariq trotter from the roots [ cheers and applause ♪ and we're about to play a game of catchphrase, but we need some partners. joining my team, she stars in "law & order: svu" which airs thursday nights on nbc give it up for mariska hargitay [ cheers and applause ♪ i mean, what you talking about what are you talking about hi, bud. >> hi! >> jimmy: welcome back tariq, mariska >> how are you >> tariq: so good to see you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. standing ovation come on. new york, they love you. come on. everyone loves you [ cheers and applause joining tariq's team, he can be seen in the apple tv plus
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series "masters of the air." please welcome callum turner [ cheers and applause ♪ >> happy to be on your team. >> tariq: likewise >> jimmy: we got this, partner >> we got this >> jimmy: okay [ cheers and applause okay, here's how the game works. i'm going to start the round by pressing start on this buzzer right here, okay callum, you will draw a clue from the top of the pile you have to get your partner to guess the clue as quickly as possible, and then hand the buzzer to the person on your right. if you're holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round all right, so let's get in positions first. callum, you're over here mariska, you'll be across from me >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, pards all right, so you'll pass it to me yeah [ light laughter ] >> tariq: you can -- like you can -- you know, so you can fake it a little bit like, ah, tease 'em. >> jimmy: no, you don't do that don't fake and tease him no, yeah >> it's like pass the parcel >> jimmy: it's like -- yeah, pass the parcel. i know that from "bluey. >> it's like pass the parcel >> jimmy: pass the parcel. yeah >> i love that game! >> jimmy: everyone loves pass the parcel, right? >> i really do [ laughter ] >> jimmy: callum, when you're
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ready, i will press start, and you draw the first clue. and good luck and i hope you have fun that's what this game is all about it >> tariq: you don't mean it. >> jimmy: having fun, that's really what it's all about >> tariq: okay >> we're not going to fall out, right? [ beeping >> uh, arrow, falls in love. >> tariq: ah uh, cupid. >> jimmy: ooh, nice. [ cheers ] all right. football >> football, oh. goals. >> jimmy: kind of. >> end zone. >> jimmy: yeah >> touchdown >> jimmy: yes! thank you, yes [ cheers ] football >> sorry >> jimmy: goal >> i like tennis >> tariq: i keep dropping things i keep dropping things [ indiscernible >> tariq: no, it's also the name of a candy bar. oh, man, my fingers -- >> something -- hershey's. >> tariq: no, no [ laughter ] there's oil in my hands. what is it oh, wow. it's -- uh you can't hold anything, because you keep dropping it because -- >> oh, butterfingers >> tariq: your hands are slippery yes! >> jimmy: oh [ cheers and applause >> nice! nice >> jimmy: no >> no, because he's from the uk we got to give it to him [ talking over each other >> tariq: what are you talking about? >> oh, my god, they're, like, shoes, some people call them tennis shoes other people call them -
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>> jimmy: sneakers >> yes [ cheers and applause >> tariq: come on, come on >> oh, it's not dinner, but you have it -- [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: yes! [ sad tuba ] wait, what was it? what >> tariq: not dinner but you have it in the morning >> jimmy: breakfast. >> in -- >> jimmy: bed. >> bed, yeah >> jimmy: ooh. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: all right, but we got -- we got round one >> yeah, sorry, yeah >> jimmy: you were too supportive of him. >> right [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and that's not the way we play. no, that's not the way we play [ laughter ] we got to win! i love you and everything but come on. >> okay, i'm off him, i'm off him now. >> jimmy: i got a reputation yeah i got -- yeah. >> see, i told you i'd take care of you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> she said she'd look after me >> i did >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, you're unbelievable >> the gloves are off. >> right >> jimmy: callum, good luck. >> i think you should start, because i started last time. >> jimmy: oh, wow, yeah. [ light laughter ] thank you, buddy good luck, i hope you win. >> mind games. mind games [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're in my head now. >> okay. >> jimmy: ready, bud >> ready >> jimmy: here we go [ beeping uh, basketball >> hoop. >> jimmy: yep. michael jordan
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>> um, swish [ laughter ] dunk >> jimmy: two words. >> slam dunk >> jimmy: yes, thank you [ cheers and applause >> tariq: uh, uh, uh -- he has a faded haircut. [ laughter ] his girlfriend is taylor swift >> oh, kelce >> tariq: oh, his first name too. >> oh, i don't know. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> i'm from england! >> tariq: come on. come on. >> what's his name [ audience shouting there you go, there you go >> jimmy: we'll give it to him we'll give it to him that's the best. >> there you go, there you go. >> jimmy: you left him hanging >> everybody carries now everybody carries. >> jimmy: a water thing. a stanley cup. [ buzzer ] [ audience ohs ] [ sad tuba ] >> water bottle. >> tariq: it's a tie >> i should have said -- to get hydrated. my bad, my bad >> jimmy: i was close. almost like saying kelce without travis [ laughter ] >> shots fired okay, i'm back with you. all right. now what, who starts i'll start >> jimmy: that's so fun. >> tariq: okay, okay >> you start >> tariq: yeah, yeah >> all right, thank you for your help, by the way. [ cheers and applause [ beeping
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>> tariq: um, you give this to someone on valentine's day >> a card, roses >> tariq: how many >> a dozen [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's good. we'll give you that. all right good come on. for the win, bud >> oh, my god. the new way that people have money. it's not on paper. >> jimmy: bitcoin. >> no, the other one >> jimmy: ethereum >> no, the other one >> jimmy: there's another one? >> what kind of currency - >> oh, the other other one >> jimmy: oh, crypto >> yeah. >> jimmy: currency [ cheers and applause [ bleep >> it's like a sweater, but you can -- >> tariq: it's a hoodie. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: february is a -- is a -- >> leap year >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause >> tariq: it's not a donut but has a hole in it, and you eat it in the morning. you put cream cheese - >> a bagel >> tariq: yep. [ cheers and applause >> when you're in l -- when you are crazy about someone you write them a - >> jimmy: love letter. [ cheers and applause >> it's -- you drink it in the morning -- >> tariq: coffee [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] [ sad tuba ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: a lot of breakfast stuff. that's the way to do it.
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that was good. i broke a sweat on that one. we won, bud. >> who won >> jimmy: we won >> come on, we won >> jimmy: good job, partner. my thanks to mariska hargitay, callum turner! [ cheers and applause tariq trotter. we're talking to mariska after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ >> for a good six months going up to my birthday, i've been trying to get ready for it >> jimmy: yeah >> so on set we'll be doing a scene then i'll just go, i can kick [ laughter ] hold on. stretch, and kick. because i'm 60 with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis, my skin was no longer mine. my active psoriatic arthritis joint symptoms held me back. don't let symptoms define you. emerge as you. with tremfya®, most people saw 90% clearer skin at 4 months...
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starring in television's longest running primetime drama series, "law & order: svu. the 25th season is now airing thursdays at 9:00 p.m. on nbc and the next day on peacock. please welcome, mariska hargitay [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's got to feel good come on. that's got to feel good. you are -- >> hi. >> jimmy: -- the one and only. welcome back to the show >> thank you >> jimmy: it's nice to see you we have a lot to cover, a lot to talk about. >> we do >> jimmy: first off -- >> first off, i loved that game >> jimmy: yeah and how -- first of all, you were so nice and helpful, and so was our audience, was giving out answers. [ cheers ] >> well, clearly, we needed the help >> jimmy: no -- no, you crushed it happy milestone birthday is this -- >> yes, 30 [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: wow, oh, my gosh >> thank you >> jimmy: that is a big year >> i look good >> jimmy: it's a big year. i mean, yeah, 30 is fun. >> no, i'm 60. >> jimmy: are you kidding? >> yes >> jimmy: you look phenomenal. >> yes yes. >> jimmy: wow, you look great. >> and one of the mo -- the most fun things about my birthday is, i'm obsessed with molly shannon. >> jimmy: yes. >> and so, for a good six months going up to my birthday, i've been trying to get ready for it >> jimmy: yeah >> so, on set, like, we'll be doing a scene, and then i'll just go, "i can kick [ laughter ] hold on. stretch, and kick. 'cause i'm 60. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: who doesn't live molly shannon? >> i love molly shannon. >> jimmy: molly, come on >> and molly shannon sent me a a video for my birthday -- >> jimmy: see, she's the - >> -- doing it for me. and it was a lot of love and it was a lot of joy >> jimmy: 'cause she's the best >> well, she can kick. >> jimmy: and stret -- yeah, and she can stretch. >> she's 50. i just added ten years, it's okay >> jimmy: yeah how did you celebrate?
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did you have a big party >> i -- i had the greatest -- my husband threw me a surprise party. >> jimmy: oh [ audience aws ] >> that was so amazing and so - >> jimmy: do you like -- you must -- you like surprises >> no. >> jimmy: i don't like -- i don't like surprises >> no. >> jimmy: yeah >> but i - >> jimmy: but i guess it's a a nice, thoughtful thing >> well, like, what do you do when you're 60 and all my friends are calling me going, "what's happening? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, "what are we doing?" >> "what are we happening? >> jimmy: "are we gonna go to dinner?" you going -- yeah. >> "what are we doing? do you want a trip do you want a dinner what do you want what do you want?" >> jimmy: yeah >> and -- but he just outdid himself, and it was insane >> jimmy: what did he do >> he threw me a party >> jimmy: yeah >> and it was so magical and spectacular, and the highlight -- >> jimmy: yeah >> -- was each one of my children sang to me. [ audience aws ] each one of them sang. >> jimmy: just stop it [ cheers and applause >> yeah, it was -- >> jimmy: no, let's just go to commercial >> i know, i know, i know. it was so -- it was so crazy [ laughter ] very much like that. >> jimmy: what did they sing what beautiful -- what did they sing >> well, my oldest son sang first, and he sang -- well, he sang two songs
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>> jimmy: yeah >> he sang "blue bayou" by linda ronstadt, which is one of my favorite songs. and he also sang "blue christmas. yeah, it's a little inside joke that we have and then my daughter sang "long live" by taylor swift. and then my youngest son, who's 12, sang "crazy train" by ozzy osbourne. [ cheers and applause and now you know - >> jimmy: that's my guy. >> and now you know who my children are >> jimmy: that's fantastic that is so perfect that's perfect, right? >> it was so nuts. >> jimmy: isn't that what you want it's why we're doing everything, right? >> it was so nuts. but here's the thing, i didn't know about it, my kids don't sing they've never sang in public, so i had no idea so, this was such a surprise but one of the other highlights was -- turn around, and ice-t is standing on the table - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- going -- >> jimmy: as he does yes, of course as he does >> to "crazy train." >> jimmy: yes. >> and then he was heard saying, "i toured with ozzy,
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and that kid sounds good." >> jimmy: hey! from ice-t i'll take it i'll take it >> you can't get a better endorsement. >> jimmy: i love that your daughter sang taylor, because taylor swift has a famous cat named after you, olivia benson >> seriously >> jimmy: oh, stop yeah, exactly. you might have heard it. yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah that's phenomenal. she loves you. >> it was such a sweet honor and i think she loved "svu," and i think she loved "grey's anatomy. so she named one after me and one after ellen pompeo's character. >> jimmy: yeah, she did. but olivia benson. i mean, come on. that's you >> it was awesome. >> jimmy: you're the real olivia benson. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ cheers and applause but then -- but then, here's what's even cooler then you got a new addition to the family >> i did >> jimmy: you got a cat. >> i got a siamese cat >> jimmy: you got a siamese cat. >> yes >> jimmy: and the cat's name - >> is karma. >> jimmy: karma. [ laughter ] >> there was no other name for this cat
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>> jimmy: that's really great. that's so funny. >> and she's such a karma. >> jimmy: she is -- she was -- that was the name. >> oh, it was done and she's so perfect and aptly named, and it's just right >> jimmy: you posted that, and then taylor responded and said, "are you serious nothing has ever come more full circle, love this so much. yeah >> that was a thrill >> jimmy: yeah, i just think that's really fun. do you -- do you love being beloved in this city and wherever you go? i mean, you got a standing ovation just mentioning that you were here. i mean, does that -- [ cheers and applause >> it's so -- it's -- it's so odd. just so grateful, and it's so overwhelming and, you know -- >> jimmy: you must love what you're doing i mean it's 20 - >> i love what i'm doing >> jimmy: -- 25th anniversary. >> it's the 25th anniversary i've never been happier. i've never been more fulfilled i've never been more in my shoes. and, you know, you used the word milestone >> jimmy: yeah >> and truly it is, because, you know, turning 60, that is a marker you cannot turn 60 without sort of taking inventory and also,
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obviously having that come on the heels of the 25th anniversary, which, you know, really takes a bit of doing just to get your mind around that but i am so, um, settled in it and feel like, and this is crazy, but in a way just getting going. right? because things settle and we - >> jimmy: you're just getting started. >> -- we love what we're doing and then things drop in, and we understand it, so. >> jimmy: but you're the longest running dramatic actor >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: in television history. >> yeah, i know. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you are. and you -- look at you it's just getting started. >> oh. >> jimmy: come on. just getting started >> thank you >> jimmy: but you sent over a couple of photos to us, which i love, and i appreciate that. can you just walk us through a a couple of these. >> this is so sweet. when i first got "svu," one of my closest friends lived in detroit, michigan. >> jimmy: yeah, detroit. and when i got "svu," she was so happy for me.
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her husband's in constru -- i mean her family was in construction and so, this is what i was met with at the airport. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] it was the sweetest thing ever it was the sweetest thing. >> jimmy: isn't that great but then, you said it's kind of full circle again of fun moments. just the other day, you took this photo and this is -- this is you on a bus here in new york city. and -- [ cheers and applause does it get old? >> you know, i just feel like i'm moving on up >> jimmy: yeah i mean, it's not bad you started from the bottom, now we're here, you know, and -- >> yeah. it's great >> jimmy: that's pretty awesome. but -- >> i mean, people say to that, like, you must be -- "that's no big deal to be on a bus. and i'm like, "oh, no, it's a really big deal. >> jimmy: yeah for a new yorker >> to be going to work, and then you're like - >> jimmy: "that's me hi." yeah, that's it. what can we say about this season besides just another -- >> you know, it's -- >> jimmy: -- well written. >> thank you it is well written >> jimmy: yeah >> you know, this is an exciting season, and i -- i am
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excited for so many reasons. "a", because i know that sounds crazy, at 25 years but i feel like we're dropping in, in a new way and this year, you know, there's a new contingent of female investigators >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and that's exciting but we're also getting more psychological into the bad guys' minds and >> jimmy: the minds of a - >> and, more -- going more deeply into olivia benson's mind and it is a year, sort of, dedicated, and the arc is about healing. because, obviously, my character has been exposed to so much darkness and that goes somewhere. so, trying to process it and deal with it >> jimmy: well, congrats on 25 years >> thank you >> jimmy: and congrats on everything >> thank you >> jimmy: and just thanks for coming on the show it means a lot of us >> thank you >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip here's mariska hargitay in the new season of "law & order: svu. take a look at this.
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you made some friends in this crowd. >> i know. hi, guys >> jimmy: yeah, yeah [ cheers ] >> i love being here you got the roots. >> jimmy: yeah >> and you >> jimmy: come on, bud >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: callum, i'm so happy you're here. i want to talk to you about "masters of the air. this is a big deal and you actually just flew in for us this morning. >> that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: i was going to ask you, do you feel different getting on a plane now that you've done this series? >> uhh -- yeah, i do >> jimmy: you do i think you -- >> i just don't want anyone to ask me any questions >> jimmy: oh, like - [ light laughter ] >> if this goes down, will you be okay with going in there and -- >> jimmy: and flying >> and landing it for us >> jimmy: would you know how to land a plane >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're an actor. you're an actor, you're not a -- >> i'm an actor. >> jimmy: you're not a pilot >> you know what they did? we had this rigorous training exercise we had this guy called ty who was the plane guy, and he would pull us out of sessions and we'd go and have to work out you know, what does that button do if we're about to crash, what do we do if this engine fails, what do we do? and we were very competitive >> jimmy: do you remember any of it. >> none. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah but yeah, you tried. but i heard that you're superstitious flying
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>> not flying, no. >> jimmy: no >> i love flying >> jimmy: were you superstitious in life? >> yeah, yeah, yeah, i'm superstition in life yeah, i've got a few >> jimmy: what are you superstitious about? >> uh -- i always put my left sock on and then my right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's weird [ laughter ] >> then i put my left leg in my trouser then my right leg. >> jimmy: i think i do the same thing. i don't think it's superstition i think it's just putting on socks and pants. [ laughter ] but you have to go in order? >> this is therapy >> jimmy: that's what you should do. you should lay on that couch yeah, and just tell me all of your -- yeah, exactly. what were your parents like? ah, no [ light laughter ] but dude - >> and then the gong >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. but this is a big show i mean, this is produced by steven spielberg and tom hanks >> well you -- you reminded me, man. and gary goetzman. >> jimmy: gary goetzman. >> gary goetzman >> jimmy: come on, gary goetzman. >> shout out gary goetzman >> jimmy: yeah, that dude's the best >> that's one of my favorite people in the world. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he's a great -- oh all -- they're -- all three -- i mean, they're all great. >> can i tell you, last night i
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drove -- i was leaving l.a. and we went to go for dinner and i drove 30 minutes just to go give him a hug >> jimmy: did you really [ audience aws ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: no way >> and he's a big dodgers fan, and i bought him a dodgers calendar [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i bet you he doesn't have one >> he does now >> jimmy: he does now, yeah. [ laughter ] how was spielberg, how was tom hanks? i mean - >> no, you told me -- you reminded me back there, we're part of the same family. >> jimmy: i was in "band of brothers." yeah, hold your applause [ laughter ] >> come on [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i was -- yeah, i was in - [ cheers and applause i had the greatest -- the greatest experience, but they know how to -- they know how to do these series. i mean, it is like -- "band of brothers," one of the best things i'll ever do in my career and i think "masters of the air," i think you'll find, it stays with you >> it's all downhill from here >> jimmy: no, no no, it's just a great thing to do and what you do, because you're playing a real person >> yeah, it's an honor, you know i'm representing people that saved the world as far as i'm concerned. these guys are real-life superheroes. >> jimmy: yeah, they really are. [ applause ] what they've done, it's -- the story's wild
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did you do much research about your character or -- >> yeah, loads >> jimmy: you did, yeah. >> tons. >> jimmy: did you? >> and what's amazing about these guys, i'm fascinated by world war ii, and i didn't know anything about them. but there is just an abundance of information, websites dedicated to them, and yeah. it's just a great space to explore. and an honor, you know >> jimmy: yeah when you were telling me backstage, too, that you had some -- i said "what research? because you have to do like a boot camp almost >> yeah. >> jimmy: to you learn everything, and also bond with your -- with austin butler >> yeah. >> jimmy: and -- >> which is really hard. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, of course, he's not a likable guy at all no, yeah, of course. he's one of the best you guys are great together, but i mean, how did you and austin bond? >> immediately >> jimmy: you did, right >> yeah, i love him, man he's, you know, we both were playing the leads and the majors, and we just sort of took it upon ourselves to -- >> jimmy: did you audition together, or did you - >> no, no. and actually they wanted us to play the other parts so everyone auditioned for egan and then, you know, i sent my tape off
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and two months later they're like, "all right, you're in, and it's austin butler he's going to play one of them, and you're going to play one of them." >> jimmy: and you were great >> and they were like, so now audition for cleven. and i reckon my audition was so bad -- [ light laughter ] -- that they were like - [ sighing you got egan you gotta -- >> jimmy: no, no >> austin can do cleven. >> jimmy: no, you guys knocked it out of the park >> thank you >> jimmy: it is stunning to watch and i will say the effects on this as well. it's just -- it's fascinating. they did a great, great job. >> they did, yeah. >> jimmy: it's on apple tv plus i want to show everyone a clip here's callum turner in "masters of the air. take a look. >> you feel anything >> huh >> do you feel anything? >> yeah, i miss those guys >> because me, i don't feel a thing. can you do me a favor? >> what? >> come here i want you to hit me that's an order, come on
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>> all right >> i want you to land one right on my beak right here >> major >> don't give me major i don't want major ranks off. >> stop horsing around, man. >> horsing around, i'm not a a horse. >> huh >> huh you're from new york, right? so hit [ muffled scream ] >> jimmy: callum turner, everyone [ cheers and applause new episodes of "masters of the air" air fridays on apple tv plus we'll be right back with more "tonight show. stick around see you next thanksgiving. [ cheers and applause ♪ [dramatic music] we lost everything. what are we supposed to do now? [siren sound] there's got to be someone who can help. there may be one. ♪♪
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february 23rd. please welcome the very funny emmy blotnick. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> wow, wow, wow i am so excited to be here this is so exciting. i -- oh, i just turned 35 and - [ cheers ] thank you, yes i can feel a difference right away you know i used to get cat called when i'd walk around new york and now i get heckled. [ laughter ] i get heckled and this is new york city, so they are some of the best, most accurate hecklers in the world. [ light laughter ] i've been heckled so well. here's what happened okay, i was coming out of the whole foods on houston, 10:00 at night, i shut it down [ light laughter ] i've got two heavy bags, yeah, i'm in my head, i'm thinking about something weird i said five years ago and the doors open i step out and a guy locks eyes with me and says, "i'm sick of
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you nervous-looking white hoes." [ laughter ] it brought me to my knees. it was like a dart to my neck. the speed, the precision i'm like, how'd he do that so fast i didn't even have that term for myself before. but i am nothing if not a nervous-looking white ho [ laughter ] and i'm sick of me too [ laughter ] honestly i'm really proud to live in the same city as that guy. [ laughter ] it's been a good year. i turned 35, i got married my husband and i decided - [ cheers and applause oh, thank you. we decided we're going to go to japan for our honeymoon and we were like, "well, we got to take some japanese lessons." so we took zoom japanese lessons. that is the hardest way to learn anything it was way too ambitious
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we took four hours of zoom japanese i learned one sentence i'll teach it to you, save you four hours it's - [ speaking japanese yes, it means my name is emmy. [ laughter and applause and you won't know when your name is being asked of you, so, just assume everyone wants to know come in swinging big, you know just, "my name is emmy, whoo!" [ laughter ] that's how i'm going my husband learned one sentence in four hours of zoom japanese i'll throw in that one as a bonus. it's - [ speaking japanese and that means, "is that coffee?" [ laughter ] when do you say that have you ever said that in your life [ laughter ] coffee announces itself so much more than other beverages. it has a color and a taste
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it has a smell it has a temperature there are a lot of clues when something is coffee. you never have to check in [ laughter ] those are the two sentences we have and i hope those are the only sentences we need. [ laughter ] i hope when you get to japan you go through customs and border patrol. they'll be like, "you can come here but you have to answer two questions. [ laughter ] and they'll go "what is your name?" and i'll be like, "i got this one. my name is emmy. and then they'll wheel out a a hot unlabeled carafe and they'll be like, "this contains a beverage, and you get one guess. and my husband can drop his signature, "is that coffee?" [ cheers and applause yeah they'll be like, "that is correct. honeymoon unlocked." yeah, we didn't really learn words or phrases we did learn some cultural lessons though
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i'll tell you about that for example, questlove, what is your name? >> questlove: my name is ahmir >> ahmir, okay so, if you go to japan they might call you ahmir-san they'll add a san on the end of your name, and it's a show of respect. it's like mr. ahmir. but my teacher said, you cannot call yourself ahmir-san because in japan, her words, "you don't show yourself respect. [ laughter ] i was like, "i love this country already. i love it so much and i can't wait to go oh the teacher's exact words, she said, "even if you are very smart and have lots of money and a beautiful face, in japan you don't say a nice thing about yourself." i was like, "what a perfect nation." [ laughter ] i wish we were like that here. we're not like that at all we would never teach people that i bet right now there's a class of japanese kids learning from some juiced up alpha bro named chad and he's telling them the
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exact opposite he's telling them, even if you are dumb as hell and broke as hell, and you got a face that looks like a lasagna, in america, you never stop telling people how great you are [ laughter and applause everywhere you go, you kick down the door. you go, "my name is ahmir-san, bitch, and i'm having a fyre festival tomorrow. [ laughter ] that's it for me i'm emmy blotnick. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i'm having a fyre festival to -- emmy blotnick! [ cheers and applause see her at union hall in brooklyn, february 23rd. we'll be right back. come on, bud [ cheers and applause ♪
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