the official song of san francisco in 1969. later in the '80s, bennett helped promote the rebuilding of the cable car system. >> he king about the cable cars almost every night of his life, and as i mentioned before, the song, i left my heart in san francisco , was not just the city's anthem but tony's too. >> i want to go on that cable car. >> we should do a field trip, tony bennett field trip. >> iconic. you got the last word going into thursday. >> dry. how about some sun? we should get into some sun in the afternoon and a warmer 64. next warm day, saturday, that we get some rain late, late sunday night into monday. it is safe to say that, the

countdown get . have a great day tomorrow. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - tyler perry, hilary swank chef christina tosi and will guidara and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1924 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪

[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. that's what i'm talking about. hey! welcome. thank you very much. enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause i want to wish everyone a happy valentine's day. happy valentine's day. [ cheers and applause this is very interesting i saw a new poll that said two-in-three people in romantic relationships celebrated valentine's day. although, how romantic could it be if you're answering a poll on valentine's day [ laughter ] "almost there, honey just got to answer a few more questions. yeah, yep, twice a year, once on my birthday." [ laughter ] that's right today is valentine's day and if you forgot, don't worry, there's a good chance president biden did too. [ laughter ] i -- i --

i love valentine's day there's nothing more fun than sitting an inch from another couple at dinner listening to all their conversations. i just - "you didn't get into med school oh." she hasn't talked to him in ten minutes. she's on her phone yep, today is valentine's day. so, of course, companies have been releasing very sentimental style commercials. and i saw a few recently that really stuck out take a look at this first one right here ♪ >> this valentine's day, spend two months' salary on the ultimate token of your love, hp printer ink. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you see what i'm saying i just - >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i mean, it's beautiful, but i just -- a little odd here's another one, right here look at this one >> valentine's day is the day of love. the other 364 days are about arguing. ikea [ cheers and applause >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: and finally, i thought this was odd take a look at this last one >> steamy, sensuous, spicy

hormel canned chili for valentine's. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: i meah, i don't know >> steve: hot beans. >> jimmy: that's good. i don't know ♪ >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: meanwhile, today in washington, first lady jill biden continued her tradition of decorating the white house lawn with giant valentine's day cards. take a look at this photo. [ audience aws ] yeah, yeah it's cute until biden spent all morning licking the envelopes. [ laughter ] and you go, "it's not real, joe. if that were any other yard, everyone driving by would be like, "that's sherry's house she is a lot." [ laughter ] well, president biden's age continues to be a topic of conversation and today, former president trump posted biden is not too old, he's too incompetent. [ audience oohs eventually, biden posted a a witty retort, then tagged the former president of albania. [ laughter ] well, people are talking about this last night, democrat tom suozzi won a special election for george santos' old congressional seat

it's weird when you know nothing about someone but still know they're an improvement. [ laughter ] that's right, tom suozzi is replacing george santos. and just from looking at their resumes, the two of them are pretty different for instance, under education, suozzi put, "b.a. from boston college. santos put, "phd from hogwarts." [ laughter and applause >> steve: wow, you can get a a phd? >> jimmy: next up, under former jobs, suozzi put, "mayor of glen cove, new york. while santos put, "mayor of flavortown." that's - [ laughter ] >> steve: what >> jimmy: next, for languages, suozzi put, "english and italian. santos put, "dothraki and na'vi. [ laughter ] and finally, under skills, suozzi put, "leadership and public speaking. while santos put, "roller skating under will.i.am's legs." [ laughter and applause i didn't know that was him that was him >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: did you guys see this apparently, some tesla cybertruck owners say that

their cars are starting to rust in the rain. tesla was like, "oh, you were driving them outside [ laughter ] that's on you. don't worry, elon musk is doing the responsible thing. he's going to tell his engineers to end rain. [ light laughter ] guys, switching gears. last night was the new episode -- did you say "yeah" to end rain? yeah, why not? switching gears, last night was a new episode of "the bachelor." we love "the bachelor" on our show one of the dramatic scenes was a big confrontation between jess and maria now, if you missed it, don't worry. because, here to reenact that scene, with actual lines from the show, are the roots' own tariq and questlove. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> tariq: thanks, jimmy. tonight, i'll be playing the role of jess a 24-year-old executive assistant from san diego who's confronting maria for getting too much one-on-one time with joey >> questlove: and i'll be playing maria, 29-year-old executive assistant from ontario who's getting confronted by jess for spending too much one- on-one time with joey

>> jimmy: okay, very good. whenever -- whenever you're ready. ♪ >> tariq: pretty early convo for someone with a rose. >> questlove: yeah but, jess, can i ask you, is there a problem that i spoke to joey right now >> tariq: it's just a little disrespectful, i think >> questlove: in what way, jess >> tariq: you're so [ bleep ] rude, maria. [ laughter ] >> questlove: there it is. there it is. >> tariq: you've been nothing but disrespectful to me. >> questlove: stay out of it because you are the only one in the group of people that i've spoken to. like beyond that - >> tariq: yeah, your fake ass apology. >> questlove: okay, so, jess, listen at the end of the day, i know that it upsets you that i have a connection with joey >> tariq: you're just a disrespectful person >> questlove: really, am i >> tariq: maria, i -- i'm not giving you my time >> questlove: oh, grow up. grow up. >> tariq: you need to grow the [ bleep ] up

>> questlove: grow up. >> tariq: you need to grow the [ bleep ] up bitch. >> questlove: there it is, she said bitch [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh my god. thank you, everybody wow, that's beautiful. questlove and tariq, what a performance. what a performance [ cheers and applause ♪ hey guys, i heard that police in california are auctioning off bongs and other items seized from illegal cannabis shops. yep, it's the only auction where the highest bidder is the highest bidder [ applause ] ♪ finally, guys, as many of you know, we do our show from the historic studio 6b here in 30 rockefeller plaza and over the years - [ cheers and applause yeah over the years, this studio has been used for tons of different shows, everything from the "texaco star theater" to the news but we recently found out that our studio used to be home to a video dating service from the '80s called "cupid's arrow." well, we found one of the old tapes. and since it's valentine's day, i thought it would be fun to

watch. let's take a look. ♪ >> what's up it's me. the dip, aka chiz dippler, aka your mom's new favorite boyfriend. >> hello, my name is -- hello -- hello my name is brustin pouch. >> hi, i'm james spadge. a little about me. there's a few things i can't eat. not much just liquids and solids. [ laughter ] >> well, my name is lonnie d-d-d. i can rhyme any two words. just try me-me-me. give me a word >> bike. >> bike, hike. >> dog >> dog, frog >> tomato >> tomato, tornado give me another word >> cheese. >> cheese -- >> how you doing my name is nick. i specialize in home audio equipment. i'm all electric if you go out with me, i will charge you up. >> tonight, me and you are going to a black-tie affair.

a funeral. i don't know who died. we're going to eat >> i'm rob rory. i'm twenty -- years-old, and i like to party. ♪ >> i'm looking for love, but i also wouldn't mind some s-e-k-s. >> i can solve a rubik's cube in less than 10 seconds. do we have a rubik's cube? thank you. watch this time me. time me. hm >> i'm gary chutch and i'd sure love to share a a chocolate shake with a a special someone and don't forget the cherry on top [ sneeze ] >> i'm ferdinand, and i love love love is waking up in an empty bathtub together >> i talk like this because i swallowed a plastic ladle when i was little ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, i was laughing >> here's a great idea let's go to the lake i'll have my friend dan pull us in a boat.

we'll be on the back you can ride me like a water ski. you can yank me around the lake for a couple hours >> like hot air ballooning well, count me out because i get altitude sickness any time i'm 20 feet above the ground >> i have a collection of plungers from different nations around the world >> is this a official rubik's cube >> i'm looking for pedicures, girl and i want every single toe to be correct and hopefully you have ten if you have ten, we can begin. if you have 11, we still going to heaven. if you have 12, oh well. 13 is too much that's too many toes ♪ [ snoring >> i just want to get with you and snuggle. i want to get with you and snuggle. and just on your couch okay, and you don't even have to be there. i need a place to live >> i'm also allergic to my own saliva i must chew a prescription gun >> i'm shy and i want to invent a new life with you

[ rubik's cube slamming >> oh, did y'all hear that hold on a second hello, slick nick speaking what oh when --when --when --when --when was that last week? i'm so -- i am so sorry. i have to take this. i mean, i'm so sorry, i got to take this. don't talk to me like that, man! anyway, call me. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i'm sure some of those guys are still available if you're interested we have a great show tyler perry is here this evening! hilary swank is joining us and we got a cooking demo with chef christina tosi and will guidara stick around we'll be right back with "audience suggestion box." come on back [ cheers and applause ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back as you know, we're always striving to get better here at "the tonight show. ♪ harder better faster stronger [ laughter ] so before every show we put out a suggestion box for the audience, just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show, things you'd like to see us do. that kind of stuff so tonight let's look inside the "audience suggestion box." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ look into the box ♪ in the suggestion box ♪ >> jimmy: okay, here's the first one. it's from robin demarest "hey jimmy, politics is so divisive and everyone is always fighting so as a little break from that, i was wondering if you could show me a bunch of politicians saying really nice things about each other." that's a great idea. so here now are some clips of politicians edited so that they are saying nice things about each other enjoy. >> donald trump makes me laugh because he is such a ray of sunshine >> democrats are good people

who have great hair and strong teeth. >> donald trump is very cool and i want to hang out with him every weekend. >> here you have mitch mcconnell, who gives great hugs because his hands are very big and strong and just unbelievable. >> joe biden smells amazingly good and he knows darn well that i love him. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i like that. that's a good suggestion let's try another suggestion this one is from will gorin. "hey jimmy, i love the bass guitar i also love the famous funny bass face that some bassists make when they play it do you think two of your audience members could compete in a bass faceoff battle while mark kelley plays a riff?" yeah, i mean, i love bass face that's when you're feeling the groove give me a little bass love ♪ so right now, we're going to have two audience members compete to see who can do the best bass face [ cheers and applause mark, take it away

♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay okay, stop [ cheers and applause i'm going to give it to contestant number one. congratulations. ♪ [ cheers and applause we got a "tonight show" bass face hand mirror so you can see the bass face you were just making in the comfort of your own home congratulations. you were both great. you were fantastic this one is from zara verani "hey jimmy, you guys always look like you're having so much fun. i was wondering, do you ever play any pranks around the office you should show some." i'm not really a prank guy but actually, i did one recently i was on one of our assistant researchers doug kerney, doug are you here he is a pretty high-strung guy as he is, and he was about to put on his new apple vision pro

headset. he's been talking about it all week and i went in and i unplugged his wifi in his room [ light laughter ] and, well, we have a little security footage let's see what happened. >> oh, this is incredible. oh my god. okay i got to go to the bathroom so i can really play with this thing. okay oh, man. >> what the -- this thing is $3,500 i could have bought a new refrigerator [ yelling damn it. [ smashing ] damn it. [ smashing ]

>> jimmy: hey. i unplugged your router. [ laughter ] gotcha [ laughter ] >> i know. [ laughter ] >> i know. [ bleep [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: let's try --, now, this one is from miles corrigan "hey jimmy, it seems like every day someone tells me about a a new podcast to check out there's so many recommendations, i don't know where to start can you help?" yeah, i know it could be hard to pick out a podcast, but if you're looking to start one, i recommend the tariq & adler podcast. it's a show hosted by tariq trotter from the roots and one of our writers jonathan adler there they are right there [ cheers and applause now keep in mind these two barely know each other and have rarely spoken aside from an awkward head nod in the hallway. and tonight, we have the newest installment of their podcast check it out >> tariq: i'm tariq. >> this is adler >> tariq: and this is the tariq

& adler podcast. >> i don't do anything for skin care i think i use body wash on my face does that sound bad to you >> tariq: i think it sounds bad, but i'm also not surprised. [ laughter ] my first kiss was in the first grade and i had two of them. >> how old do you think i was when i had my first kiss >> tariq: i think you're still waiting. [ laughter ] i'm not a big bill splitter. >> i am splitting the bill in my head from the minute people order at the table, and i can't stop thinking about it, you know, a week later >> tariq: while as the items add on, you're like, "oh my god, another iced tea. that's why we don't like eat together, i guess. i do have a dog. >> but you like that dog >> tariq: i love that dog. named little uzi >> is that named after -- is lil uzi vert the name of a a performer? >> tariq: lil uzi vert is the name of a performer. no, no relation. >> okay. [ laughter ] are you impressed that i know that or just disappointed that i had to ask if it was --?

>> tariq: i'm disappointed >> have you ever done an escape room >> tariq: no no, i've never done an escape room i've escaped from rooms before i want to escape this room right now. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: that sounds like a a good podcast not bad. good job [ cheers and applause we're down to our last suggestion here. this is from chad durst. "hey jimmy, my three favorite things are valentine's day, cupid, and crowd surfing you should do something that combines all of them." i think i know just what to do ladies and gentlemen, here to crowd surf in the audience on valentine's day, please welcome cupid! [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers ] >> you feeling the love? you feeling the love you feel the love? ♪ [ cheers and applause

♪ >> jimmy: hang on, cupid that looks like fun. i'm going to go do it too. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "audience suggestion box." stick around we're talking to tyler perry after the break. that was fun [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i see you post that you've been to a bunch of concerts do you like going to concerts? >> oh, i love it

yeah, unfortunately, during the strike i had a lot of time on my hands so -- i had a lot of times on my hands >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> so, i went on tour with beyonce. yeah, yeah, yeah [ cheers and applause yeah she didn't know it >> jimmy: oh, okay biiiig moment here for charles who ate a big 'ole bowl of raisin bran crunch ...and packed a downright immaculate carry-on. big chuck, you sock rollin son of a... (♪♪) oooo. trouble seeing, buddy?

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union jobs and investments in our future. this, this is why i'm running for the us senate. i'm adam schiff and i approve this message. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest wrote, produced, and directed the new thriller "tyler perry's mea culpa" which begins streaming february 23rd on netflix. please welcome, tyler perry! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: tyler perry! >> good to see you >> jimmy: great to see you feeling the love out there for tyler perry. [ cheers and applause

>> i love it, man. i love it. >> jimmy: welcome back you look fantastic how is everything going? how is the baby boy? >> he's good he's good. you can't tell what happened to me, though, right? >> jimmy: did something happen what happened? >> i have to be really careful because i've got to get a better diverse group of friends. because most of my friends are black. >> jimmy: uh-huh [ light laughter ] >> and what happened was, i was shooting this movie. and one of the black guys who works at d.p. was just like, "you know, we are going to take the windshield out of the car, 'cause we want to make sure --," he's a friend of mine "we want to make sure we can get the camera in. i'm just like, "okay, great. so, it's like 10 below, and we're out driving without a windshield and i burned my face, and my lips, and everything >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. and i come back in the house -- into the trailer, and my makeup artist, loretta, she goes, "what happened to your lips? i was like, "what are you talking about? "and your face?" it's like, "what's go -- she said, "you been smoking weed?" [ laughter ] i was like, "no, i don't smoke weed i chew it. [ laughter ] so, i say this to all the black people that are like, "what happened to him? what's wrong?" then my white friends go "oh, that's windburn. [ laughter ] i'm like, "how do you know?" like, "we ski.

we know. my white friends ski my black friends don't ski so they didn't know what windburn was. [ laughter ] i'd never heard of windburn in my life. >> jimmy: yeah >> i mean, i barely wear suntan lotion you know, i'm just like, "what is this? but yeah, i'm better now but it was pretty bad. >> jimmy: yeah, well, you look fantastic. >> you should have told me, though >> jimmy: i'm sorry. you've got to text me next time >> that's right. like, "what is happening right now? yeah >> jimmy: i want to ask you this because i see you post that you've been to a bunch of concerts do you like going to concerts? >> oh, i love it yeah, unfortunately, during the strike i had a lot of time on my hands so -- i had a lot of times on my hands >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] >> so, i went on tour with beyonce. yeah, yeah, yeah [ cheers and applause yeah she didn't know it >> jimmy: oh, okay [ laughter ] >> she didn't know it, but i was on tour with her, all these different stops. >> jimmy: she's amazing. >> she's amazing, man. i played that "renaissance" album so much i had to put beyonce on mute. i was like, i can't listen another -- >> jimmy: you need a little beyonce break? >> yeah. i needed a break

because if you wake up in the morning singing the songs, early in the morning, all day long, and then she comes out with other great stuff a couple days ago >> jimmy: yeah, it's a whole new thing. >> so, it's good it's good. chris stapleton. i went to see chris stapleton, who's amazing. [ cheers ] yeah, diana ross, janet jackson. man, i went to all the concerts i was on tour with everybody they didn't know it though [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to talk to you about madea, because - >> why do we always have to talk about that broad, man [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, because i'll tell you why. i love madea we love madea. [ cheers and applause it's genius. it's genius and it's funny and people want to know, will we ever get to see another madea movie? >> if the world keeps going crazy, yes yes. [ light laughter ] yes. i think we need fun. that's why i love watching your show you know, just something to lift us. there's so much weight in the world right now. so, speaking of weight, she'll be back. she's really heavy [ laughter ] we'll see what happens we'll see what happens >> jimmy: all right. so maybe something >> maybe something, yes. >> jimmy: okay well, let's talk about your new movie, okay. "mea culpa." >> yes yeah

>> jimmy: this is written and directed by you. this is a thriller >> yeah. >> jimmy: and what made you want to do this? >> oh, i love that genre do you remember all those movies from the '80s and '90s with glenn close and all those thrillers. and my mother would be sitting there at the television like this calling her cousins, sisters, girlfriends, "you've got to see this movie. so, i wanted to do something like that. and i think i did it >> jimmy: you did it >> i think i did it. it's sexy. it's sexy. it's sexy. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, it is twists and turns. >> twists and turns. >> jimmy: it's very sexy the paint scene. >> the paint scene, yeah >> jimmy: let's just say people will be talking about the paint scene. >> everybody going to want a a paint set after they see this [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you might want paint remover as well. >> paint remover that's right that's exactly right listen to me, this is not netflix and chill with your kids this is an adult movie i wish it was out now for valentine's day, because there would be a lot of paint spilled. [ laughter ] can you imagine though, trying to have to clean up that paint [ laughter ] all the places it would go but when you see the movie, you'll know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: does it get awkward when you direct a scene like that

>> no, listen, i've got kelly rowland who is the lead in the movie [ cheers and applause who is phenomenal. i'm so proud of her. she is the lead. she killed it. and trevante rhodes, they played this cat and mouse thing -- somebody said, "ooh." yeah, they play this cat and mouse thing that's really, really sexy. but it's so not what people think. like, if you see a sex scene and go, "oh, that was so hot." if you were there on set you'd be like, "uh, no." [ light laughter ] because the intimacy coordinator works with all my actors and actresses to make sure that they're comfortable before they even come to set like, what works, what doesn't work right? and then i had this great scene. it's beautiful you see it in the movie. it's a beautiful scene at the end of that paint scene, the camera is coming up. and i'm holding on it because it's so perfect. and trevante and kelly, their -- their embrace and he goes, "hey, man, this paint is cold. cut! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip this is not that scene >> no, no. >> jimmy: no, no i can't show that scene >> no, no, we would have fcc issues >> jimmy: here's the scene from "tyler perry's mea culpa." take a look at this.

>> doesn't matter what i think it's what the jury thinks. >> so, i tell you that i'm attracted to you, and you start throwing all this in my face i think i need a new lawyer. because everything in your body says you're attracted to me, but you won't admit it to yourself or to me. i can't trust you. new lawyer >> if that's what you want to do, but i'll just say this your trial is in a month and that'll be hard for any attorney to get up to speed in such short time. >> admit it, you find me attractive >> that is a lie i'm here to try to help you. >> lying to me isn't helping me, mea. >> jimmy: whoo [ cheers and applause tyler perry, everybody "mea culpa" premiers february 23rd on netflix hilary swank joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a two-time oscar-winning actress who stars in the new film, "ordinary angels," which is in theaters february 23rd everyone, please welcome hilary swank [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. oh, my gosh. welcome! welcome, hilary swank! >> thank you >> jimmy: you look fantastic >> thank you >> jimmy: thank you for being

here >> thank you for having me happy valentine's day. >> jimmy: happy valentine's day to you [ cheers and applause come on. i just met your husband backstage. >> yes >> jimmy: congrats on your baby twins. >> yes >> jimmy: i mean >> yes [ cheers and applause my literal cupid valentine's >> jimmy: they are the cutest babies ever. >> thank you yes. >> jimmy: how's life with 10-month-old twins >> it is the best in the whole wide world >> jimmy: it is, right >> yes it's more joy, and more fun, and more exhausting, and more - >> jimmy: it's just more of everything >> it's more everything than i ever thought it would be it's more glorious it's the most extraordinary thing in the world >> jimmy: are they saying words yet? or are they -- >> my daughter, the first thing she started ever saying, she sounded like a morning dove. like, you know -- like, just a a beautiful little morning dove and then it turned into a growl. [ laughter ] she growls, but like really commits like - [ intense growling ] >> jimmy: oh, really >> and now, though, she's also saying hi. she goes, "hi, hi, hi," to everything, the plant, "hi," the sun, "hi." the sky, "hi."

and my son is -- he's like -- like, "ahh, ahh, ahh!" >> jimmy: oh, he's just -- >> "ahh! >> jimmy: he's learning everything >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah are they -- do they have an interest in music yet? >> they love music one of the first songs we played for them was "here comes the sun. >> jimmy: yeah [ audience aws ] >> yeah, we got -- [ light laughter ] we -- we - >> jimmy: yeah, that song just does it to you, right? [ laughter ] >> it does and, you know, i'm from bellingham, washington, and they were born there and it's very rainy there. and it was rainy during the time they were born. but we were like spring is coming, and here comes the sun with you two bright little balls of light >> jimmy: oh, come on. >> and the other day, we actually -- when we arrived, we played -- my husband had it on in the morning, and my son was crawling across, and he, like, put his hand up. and we were like, "what is he doing? and then he's like, "oh, i -- i can't. and then he sat down and was like - [ clapping rhythmically >> jimmy: oh, yeah [ light laughter ] oh, he couldn't keep his balance. >> he was, like, trying to clap in the air, and he was like,

"wait, i can't do that." >> jimmy: yeah, "i got to sit down before i clap." >> but he, like, jives he, like, gets down. >> jimmy: he gets into it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was gonna ask you 'cause i know i read somewhere that your husband -- you and your husband, for wedding gifts, asked people to give you their favorite vinyl or a vinyl of a song that meant something in their life. >> yeah, and you're a vinyl collector, aren't you? >> jimmy: i am >> yeah, so -- >> jimmy: i thought that was a a great idea >> thank you well, we kind of -- you know, we -- it's our second, both of our second marriages, so we have everything we need. and we were like, what would be a special gift and we thought -- everyone -- like -- you -- we all have a a song that will take us back to a certain special memory, right? >> jimmy: yeah and so, we said to our guests, pick an album that takes you to a special time in your life and write about why, and please put it into the album cover, so, like, slip it in so when we listen to it, we can infuse your good memories into our -- weave it into our life >> jimmy: i do that sometimes too. i'll think of a song, i'll write down what i love -- what songs i love off the album and i'll put it in the album just so - >> oh, i love that >> jimmy: but more so i can remember [ laughter ] i go, "oh, yeah. i remember - >> well, i have something for

you. >> jimmy: you brought me a a gift >> yes, i did. [ cheers ] i brought you this, because i know you're a -- >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. "abba gold"? [ cheers and applause that's fantastic >> do you have this? >> jimmy: i don't have this. no >> yay >> jimmy: i don't have this. >> happy valentine's day i hope that i can help you build your vinyl collection. maybe every guest will like, kind of, hook on to what i just did. >> jimmy: yeah >> be like, "oh, i like that idea." and i slipped a little note in there of why this has meaning to me. >> jimmy: i love you, bud. come on, you're the best [ applause ] come on, you are so cool do you want me to read it or no no, i'll read it later >> you can read it i don't care if you want to >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah, up to you >> jimmy: do you want me to read it? >> audience: yeah! >> jimmy: this is your handwriting. >> i said more than that >> jimmy: no, people just might be interested to see your -- your - handwriting. >> what if it just said jimmy? you're like this album reminds you of me. >> jimmy: this is so thoughtful dear jimmy, the year was 1999. i was nominated for "boys don't cry" and found myself living out a fantasy, dancing at a gay club in paris to abba's "dancing queen."

it was a moment that i'll never forget and i hope when you play this record, you find your inner dancing queen. love hilary. [ cheers and applause you're the best, come on you are the best thank you, buddy >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: i will think of you. i will play it and i will dance, and i will think of you >> good, good. and you'll sit there and clap. >> jimmy: yeah, of course -- let's talk about your film, "ordinary angels." this is based on a true story. >> yes it's based on a true story . i play this larger than life woman. she is wonderful she's imperfect. she's flawed she needs a second chance at life she finds that through helping another human being in need. and it's a fun journey i really love this movie >> jimmy: yeah >> you'll laugh, you'll cry. it's a feel-good movie and i think we really need that in this time >> jimmy: of course we do, yeah i want to show a clip. here's hilary swank in "ordinary angels." take a look at this. >> i'm not comfortable with this >> well, you're going to have to get comfortable being uncomfortable 'cause this ain't about you.

it's about your little girl. >> so what's this stack? >> urgent. >> and this? >> very urgent >> so what's this one? >> ignore. >> ignore? >> mm-hm >> i can't ignore these. >> ed, i've owned four small businesses in 20 years here's something i learned some bills are like wine they get better with age >> jimmy: yeah come on, now [ cheers and applause hilary swank, everybody. "ordinary angels" is in theaters february 23rd we'll be right back with christina tosi and will guidara stick around thank you so much. please [ cheers and applause ♪ this looks like an actual farm. it looks cute on the app. [farm animal sounds] ♪♪

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james beard awards between them she is the founder of milk bar, and he is the author of the best-selling book "unreasonable hospitality. give it up for chef christina tosi and will guidara come on! ♪ [ cheers and applause together together i've never seen you together on a show this is exciting for me. >> it's real >> jimmy: it's so real you know when i first found out, because i've known you for a long time, when i first found out that you were dating, i was like, "these are the two most creative, coolest humans ever. i'm so happy." and then you got married and i'm so happy i'm a big fan. happy valentine's day. [ cheers and applause >> i know. >> jimmy: also, we have questlove joining us too [ cheers and applause ♪ all right, so what are we making for valentine's day here >> i mean, okay, at milk bar you know everything -- every dessert we make has a story. and it's valentine's day and nothing says valentine's day like a chocolate covered strawberry >> jimmy: there you go that is correct. >> so, we took that flavor story and we wove it into a format that we call a snap it's a cookie that is layers of a snappy wafer, a flavored caramel gooey center, something crunchy, dipped in chocolate

covered in a strawberry sugar. snap >> jimmy: the audience is like, "yeah! [ cheers and applause >> boom, boom. >> jimmy: don't rush the stage >> so, it starts with a chocolate wafer. dark chocolate a strawberry caramel you're getting in the mix. come over here you're going to be my sous chef you're going to smear it on this chocolate wafer >> jimmy: yep. >> then i'm going to dip it in this dark chocolate. all the way in she comes out the other side >> jimmy: look at that >> oh, my gosh she's glossy she's beautiful. >> jimmy: yeah, you're a pro >> she goes on the resting rack and then a little strawberry sanding sugar, please. chef's kiss. chef's kiss. boom boom >> jimmy: i was like salt bae almost [ light laughter ] i don't have to pay him. >> now, i do a lot of desserting at work, but this guy has eaten his fair share of these strawberry covered snaps >> i'm pretty much the recipe tester i taste all the desserts this is one of the good ones >> jimmy: they're all good will, by the way, congrats on

your book "unreasonable hospitality. by the way, the audible book is also great, by the way pick up the book, but also get the audible. do both. >> thank you >> jimmy: it's fantastic for people in the restaurant industry or just in life how to just do life better you really are a prince. and i love this book i'm happy you put it out and then i freaked out when i saw it in "the bear. it was in an episode of "the bear." [ cheers ] do we have a photo of richie reading your book in "the bear." i was like, "yo. i mean, come on, that's meta dream weaving is something that you talk a lot about in the book what is dream weaving? >> dream weaving it is unreasonable hospitality it's about really serving people getting to know them creating experiences that are personal to them, and in doing so making people feel seen like creating memories that are far bigger than just the food you're serving so, like if you saw that episode where richie did the deep dish pizza for the people in the fancy restaurant, that's dream weaving. and that was a riff on something that's in the book

something i did at 11 madison park where i overheard a table who was on vacation to new york saying they had the best trip, but they never had a dirty water dog. and so i ran out, grabbed one, and served it to them in the middle of the meal >> jimmy: this is michelin star restaurant [ laughter ] >> i serve people like steak, and lobster, and truffles, and caviar and i've never seen anyone react the way they did that hot dog because it was specific to them and so that's what dream weaving is and we wanted to do just like a little dream weaving for the two of you >> so, quest >> questlove: yes. >> i know of all the delicious wonderful things you love, like reason number 2011 i love you, is because you love cereal as much as i do -- arguably more. >> questlove: absolutely >> so, we made you a fruity pebbles snap it starts with a vanilla wafer >> questlove: okay >> some fruity pebble ganache. we make this fruity cereal milk make it into a white chocolate ganache. >> jimmy: of course, you did that >> dunked in white chocolate topped with the cereal of

cereals. boom so you and will -- will, is going to show you. >> i'm going to teach you. >> he's going to dream weave yours. and then jimmy - >> jimmy: what are we doing, bud? >> my friend, you love dessert you champion the dessert but let's get real when you're at the corner store, you just need a pick me up you like to score with a skor bar. >> jimmy: yeah, how did you know >> i mean, when you're a a dessert person you know what people want. >> jimmy: i love a skor bar. >> so, milk chocolate wafer, a a little bit of vanilla caramel. i'm going to do the hard work on this one. >> jimmy: okay >> get schmeered and then the reason you like the skor, is because of the caramel, but also because of those toffee bits, right >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, the crunchy toffee >> so, caramel down. we made you a bunch of homemade toffee bits. we're going to hide that in the caramel. so we're going to salt bae down on the caramel >> jimmy: look at this >> i know. i know just go with it. >> jimmy: look at that just a little tick just a little tick just a little tick just a little tick, so that he can't sue us [ laughter ] >> then goes in the milk chocolate. >> jimmy: in the milk chocolate. "oh what's up? >> oh what's up? what's up? >> jimmy: "how are you doing everything good?

then the fork. >> get it. get it get it get it >> jimmy: oh no! come on. it's all right, bud. no >> you got it, you got it. yeah, yeah, yeah and then the skor bar moment you know how it has the little ripple effect? >> jimmy: it does have ripple effect that's how you do it >> we're drumming over here like questlove style boom, boom, boom, boom >> jimmy: quest, are you dream weaving right now. >> questlove: absolutely >> wait, this one tastes like the cinnamon cereal. >> questlove: i know >> jimmy: guys, you want to do some dream weaving for everyone here tonight so, the whole audience is going home with a milk bar valentine's day cookie, and a copy of will's book "unreasonable hospitality. [ cheers and applause christina tosi and will guidara, everybody! "unreasonable hospitality" is out now. you can get milk bar cookies at your local grocery store you'll be amazed you'll love them we'll be right back with more "tonight show. happy valentine's day! [ cheers and applause ♪

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