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they spoke about life contributions to sports and society. the protest on the stand 1968 heads bowed, black gloves and fists in the air is one of the most memorable in american history. they talked about their olympic project for human rights as well. >> at the time it was these two courageous, inspired, committed young men who thought they could make a statement that ultimately would. we're better than our churchs being bombed, than presidential candidates and civil rights leaders being shot down. >> the professor thought of the project. it was to use the international competition to show the plight. >> such a powerful moment. >> yeah.
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>> all right. enjoy it [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - ken jeong, dwyane wade, comedian pete lee. and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1911, friday >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: that's a crowd that's a crowd out there welcome. enjoy yourself thank you for being here welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching well, guys, it was another rainy day here in new york city. i actually like rainy days because at least there's a good reason why the guy next to you on the subway is damp. [ laughter ] but i am excited about this. ken jeong is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause i -- i can't wait. i can't wait until the next season of "the masked singer," when everything guest is like, "that's got to be ron desantis [ laughter ] that's got to be that's got to be ron desa -- he's disco caterpillar." well, guys, some political news hawaii is considering a bill that could ban former president trump from its 2024 primary election ballot. [ cheers and applause it's pretty controversial.
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most hawaiians want to say "aloha" to a trump presidency, but others would rather say "aloha" to a trump presidency. [ laughter and applause yeah, in hawaii, trump could be banned from the ballot one hawaiian resident heard and was like, "uhh, that's a damn shame. [ laughter and applause ♪ i saw that tomorrow trump is holding a campaign rally in las vegas. and since it's vegas, they're already setting the odds of things that he may or may not do while he's there. for instance, the odds are three to one that trump looks at the bellagio fountain and says, "now that's a classy toilet." [ laughter ] "now, that is a classy toilet. next up the odds are 15 to 1 that trump asks david blaine if he can make jon stewart disappear. [ laughter and applause up next, the odds are nine to one that trump somehow gets his tie caught in a spinning roulette wheel [ laughter ] "it's very long!
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up next, the odds are four to one that trump begs marie osmond to be his running mate so they can be donny/marie 2024 [ laughter and applause next up, the odds are 10 to 1 that trump asks an elvis impersonator, "do they really dance in jail? [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers ] "warden threw a party in the county jail. [ laughter ] it was his fault he shouldn't have thrown a a party in the jail, the county jail." [ light laughter ] up next, the odds are six to one that trump looks at the giant sphere and said, "when did epcot move to las vegas? [ laughter ] and finally, the odds are two to one that trump tries to bribe adele into singing "easy on me" to all his trial judges [ cheers and applause these are good odds. these are good odds. ♪ meanwhile, trump is on the campaign trail, and it looks like he's come up with a new way to fund his re-election bid. check out this ad i just saw today. >> i'm donald j. trump, excited to announce my all-new totally
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fantastic puzzle series, "where's melania?" [ laughter ] it's fun, interactive, and helpful because i really have no clue where she is maybe she's on a beach in florida. [ ding ] or in a world of giant people. [ ding ] or in a roman coliseum [ ding ] or even in the land of melanias [ ding ] she's definitely not in her private bedroom because i knocked and she said, "no one's in here. [ laughter ] "where's melania?" just three easy payments of $99.99 [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: three easy payments. well, the weather this month has been really crazy. we had deep freeze and snow, then rain and flooding, then it was, like, 60 degrees, and it's really stressing out meteorologists so here to give us an update on the latest weather is our head meteorologist, ben dalton. thanks - [ cheers and applause thanks for talking with us thanks for talking with us, ben. >> oh, i love talking with you, jimmy. i love it. it's the highlight of my week. i'm serious. i'm serious. best thing i got going on in my life [ light laughter ] i mean, there's only two people i can really be myself with.
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that's you and rhonda, who sells me my lottery tickets. [ light laughter ] she's real, jimmy. she's real you're real too. you know what i mean [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay that's nice to hear. i am real. how is the weather looking [ chuckling >> of course, the weather. okay right. "the weather." >> jimmy: yeah >> ha-ha, yeah that thing that never goes away never stops. it just keeps on churning, you know, over and over and over and over for eternity, you know no matter what, no matter how many times i push it up the hill, it just keeps rolling right back down. never stops, never will. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe we should just check back in with you later, ben. >> no. no, no, no, no no, jimmy, look, i got this. i was just talking it out, right? that's what we do, isn't it? we just talk it out, right we talk? >> jimmy: yeah >> we don't talk [ light laughter ] that's the problem problem is we don't talk we keep it all trapped inside. i'm done with that, jimmy. i'm not keeping it trapped inside anymore
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i'm taking it all out. that's what they say they go, "keep it inside, ben! i can't do it! >> jimmy: all right, ben, ben, ben, it's okay we're good why don't you just go home, okay >> i am home [ laughter ] this is my -- this is my home. that's all i got, all i have is, like, you and the map and the studio i mean, i got -- well, i got this i don't want to talk about - >> jimmy: ben, what -- what do you -- >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: what is it, ben? you can -- honestly, you can tell me. >> i have something -- just my music. [ laughter ] it's just my music >> jimmy: i don't know, i don't know >> you guys don't want to hear no song from old ben [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you're probably right. we probably don't want to -- we probably don't want to hear -- >> a one, a one, two, three, four ♪ ♪ life on the road ♪ hold on, hold on, hold on. [ changing pitch ] ♪ lif life life ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ life ♪ get it together, ben
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>> jimmy: ben, why don't you go figure it out and come back and play it for us another time? >> that's a verbal contract, jimmy fallon >> jimmy: oh, there you go there he is. [ cheers and applause "tonight show" meteorologist, ben dalton, everybody. doing all right, bud [ cheers and applause ♪ life ♪ thank you very much. ♪ life ♪ >> jimmy: all right, ben thank you very much. ♪ life on the road ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, yeah [ laughter ] i didn't know we were in the same studio. [ laughter ] we're in the same studio i can see -- >> tickle, tickle. [ laughter ] hey, hey, watch out for the weather. >> jimmy: all right. thank you, thank you [ cheers and applause what that's his -- that's his catchphrase? "watch out for the weather." guys, get this i heard about a man in california who set a world record by collecting 1,136 hotel key cards. then he got back to the front desk and the lady was like, "all right, maybe try this one sorry. [ cheers and applause sorry.
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meanwhile, the guy who held the previous record of 1,135 key cards is like, "that dude needs to get a life. [ laughter ] and finally, a team of scientists invented a new video camera that allows people to see the world how dogs and other animals do that story again, scientists were caught filming someone's crotch and called it a new invention. [ cheers and applause we have a great show ken jeong is here. dwyane wade is joining us. [ cheers and applause ooh, dwyane wade and we have stand-up from pete lee let's go write some thank you notes. come on with me. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, everybody today is friday. that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff i usually check my inbox, return some emails, and of course, write out some thank you notes. can i do that right now? is that all right? [ cheers and applause james -- james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please ♪ [ light laughter ] james, can you add some vocals to it, too can you sing a little?
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♪ [ high-pitched vocalizing [ laughter ] >> jimmy: never mind, never mind, never mind [ laughter ] gonna call ben dalton. get ben dalton on the phone. ♪ thank you, icicles, for making it look like my house decided to grow bangs. [ laughter ] hey, cool. [ applause ] i think they look nice ♪ [ light laughter ] thank you, detroit lions mascot rory, for looking like you asked your hair stylist for "the dora. [ laughter and applause ♪ thank you, caterpillars, for being your own conga line. [ laughter and applause ♪ [ conga music
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♪ thank you, mental fitness, for being something that you only talk about when you're worried about someone's mental fitness [ laughter and applause have you had a - ♪ thank you, last two squirts of dish soap. [ light laughter ] let's not kid each other you know i'm going to water you down and get another week out of you [ cheers and applause whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh [ conga music [ laughter ] so dumb. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, baby monitors at night, for giving new parents a free horror movie about a possessed baby [ laughter ] [ applause ] good god she's adorable agh! >> steve: warbzibnorbzib
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>> jimmy: aw, honey, he just said "dada" backwards. [ laughter ] >> steve: ad-ad. [ gibberish >> steve: yabba dabba doo. >> jimmy: aw, so cute. look, she's crawling up the wall [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, pliers with rubber grips, for looking like you're starring in an all tool bench remake of "kinky boots." there you have it. [ cheers and applause those are our thank you notes. when we come back, we're playing "phone booth" with ken jeong and dwyane wade. come on. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ phone ringing [ laughter ] >> hello >> jimmy: hey, bud, it's jimmy >> who >> jimmy: jimmy fa - [ laughter ] jimmy fallon >> wrong number. [ laughter ] (marci) so, how long have you lived here? (opponent) over forty years. (marci) and how are the restaurants around here? are they good, bad, meh? what's the average household income? is there a mall? i don't know. a hair salon? where do you get your hair done?
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my double bonus jack combo gives you double the seasoned beef, double the cheese, for $5.99. let's see that again. ( ♪♪ ) double beef, double cheese, for, yeah, $5.99. huh, good deal. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show," everybody we're about to play a game of "phone booth" and we have some very special guests here to play it. he is the host of the fox series, "i can see your voice," please welcome ken jeong right there. [ cheers and applause ♪
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ken is going to need an opponent, and we found a good one. new episodes of his podcast, "the why with dwyane wade" airs weekly on the iheart radio app, give it up for dwyane wade [ cheers and applause ♪ that's exactly right now, the rules of the game are very simple. i'll be asking you both trivia questions. if you get a question wrong, a a stranger from our mystery bench will get shoved into your phone booth. [ light laughter ] the first question - [ light laughter ] first question is for -- is for dwyane [ phone ringing [ laughter ] >> hello >> jimmy: hey, bud, it's jimmy >> who >> jimmy: jimmy -- [ laughter ] jimmy fallon >> wrong number. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dwyane, i have a a question for you what body part does michael jordan stick out when he dunks
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>> the tongue. [ bell fings ] >> jimmy: that is correct! [ cheers and applause it's not -- there's rumors that it was something else. >> give him the basketball -- that was easy! >> jimmy: joining ken's booth -- >> take that >> jimmy: -- the man who is hoping his road to wrestlemania starts tomorrow at the wwe royal rumble on peacock, wwe superstar, the american nightmare, cody rhodes [ cheers and applause that's what i'm talking about. great to see you again thank you for being here >> i've got to go in the booth >> jimmy: yeah, do you mind? >> cody! >> jimmy: good to see you, bud >> yeah you too. what's up, buddy >> jimmy: cody rhodes. >> i know ken. >> jimmy: you know him >> yes >> we're friends >> jimmy: yeah, this is perfect. >> yeah! >> jimmy: good to see you. thanks for being here, bud cody rhodes. [ laughter ] >> we're going to win this thing. >> we're going to win, cody. okay >> sorry >> jimmy: the next question is for ken. ken, let me call you first before you pick up >> yeah, sorry [ laughter ] [ phone ringing hello, it's ken, i'm very available. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: ken, it's jimmy. it's jimmy fallon, i have a question for you a snickers bar contains chocolate, caramel, peanuts, and what >> tell me, american nightmare [ laughter ] nougat >> jimmy: that is correct, by the way. [ bell dings ] [ cheers ] nougat [ cheers and applause >> we did it >> we did it oh [ barking whoo >> we're on fire. >> whoo! >> jimmy: joining -- [ laughter ] joining dwyane's booth, from "the real housewives of new jersey," teresa giudice! [ cheers and applause ♪ good to see you. thank you for being here teresa, that's dwyane. that's teresa giudice, the one and only the one and only teresa giudice >> oh, come on, dwyane >> pleasure. >> d. wade, you think you're so smooth [ cheers ] >> smells great in here. smells great over here >> hey, i'm just as happy here,
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dwyane wade, with the -- >> jimmy: all right, here we go >> -- american nightmare cody rhodes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the next question is for dwyane [ phone ringing >> you good? >> yes, i'm good >> how was your day? >> good, yours [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: come on, focus >> how you doing, how you doing? >> jimmy: hey, bud >> what's up >> jimmy: it's me. it's jimmy again >> not a good time, jimmy. not a good time. [ laughter ] not a good time at all >> jimmy: dwyane, i have a a question for you what -- what animal's nickname is "sea cow" what animal's nick name is "sea cow" >> "what animal's nickname is sea cow'?" >> "sea cow"? do you know, you know >> no, i don't >> okay. so, it's the cow that wasn't the best one >> that couldn't see >> yeah, it wasn't grade a [ slide whistle >> jimmy: the correct answer is manatee. [ sad tuba ] [ applause ] joining dwyane's booth right now, professional snake handler, blaze matthew - [ audience ohs ] -- and his python, henry
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>> jimmy: oh, my god >> we're good. >> jimmy: oh >> woah! okay - >> we don't want your company. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! oh, my - [ screams >> jimmy: oh [ yelling oh, my gosh! oh, my goodness. oh, my god, oh, my god, he's being attacked [ yelling he's being attacked. all right, sorry, sorry. sorry. sorry. wait stop -- venom's coming out of his mouth. [ yelling okay, all right. python >> really tight in here. >> jimmy: now the next one -- next one is -- next one is for ken. >> no, no! >> make it stop. >> jimmy: next one's for ken. >> oh, my god, i'm scared of snakes [ phone ringing >> hello, hollywood. >> jimmy: ken -- >> do you have a job for me? hi i'm very available >> jimmy: ken, what broadway musical features characters mr. mistoffelees and rumpleteazer >> oh no >> you've got to take a wild guess. >> don't take long >> i know, i know, i know. "hamilton.
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[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it is not -- >> you've gotta get -- >> jimmy: it is not "hamilton," no >> shot my shot! >> jimmy: the correct answer is "cats. [ cheers ] [ sad tuba ] so that means, joining ken's booth -- >> i just saw "cats" like -- ugh! >> jimmy: joining ken's booth is three stressed out cooks from "the bear." oh, my gosh. no, no, no, no, no, don't -- >> yes, chef, yes, chef, yes chef - >> jimmy: no, no, no, no no, there, no, no. no, i don't know, i don't know no, no, no, no, no, yeah, no, go in there, go in there >> no, chef. >> 15 seconds, 15 seconds! >> no, no, chef! >> jimmy: yes, "no, chef." yes, chef. all right, sorry, they're from "the bear. okay, here we go >> noooo, chef >> jimmy: yep there we go. [ beeping oh, well, we all know what that sound means -- do we [ laughter ] we all know what that sound means. it is time for the final call. the winner of this next question gets to shove everyone else from the mystery bench into their opponent's booth. >> what? >> jimmy: let's bring out the bench first. elvis impersonator, steve mitchell come on out, elvis ♪ [ cheers and applause wow, there he is >> hey, steve.
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>> jimmy: well, there he is, steve mitchell right there oh, my goodness. ♪ nice to see you. good to see you, king. next up we also have andy reid's frozen mustache -- >> wow >> jimmy: -- when it was freezing ♪ and finally, legendary philadelphia flyers mascot, gritty [ cheers and applause ♪ all right, now, here we go here we go. now, the final question is for dwyane [ phone ringing >> could you hand me the phone >> dwyane, yes, here you go, babe [ laughter ] here you go. >> jimmy: no, the snake -- the snake answered the phone by mistake. the snake is answering the phone. >> oh, what's up >> no, no, no, no, no. >> come on, anaconda >> jimmy: yes, dwyane -- dwyane, what -- what type of bean are chickpeas also known as >> huh >> jimmy: what type of bean are chickpeas also known as? >> okay. anybody?
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>> chickpeas - >> what kind of bean it ain't a pinto bean. [ light laughter ] it ain't black eyed peas [ laughter ] >> chickpea, chickpea. >> oh, the little -- [ slide whistle >> carpaccio wait - [ light laughter ] >> carpaccio >> carpaccio [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is not -- unfortunately, it's not carpaccio. [ buzzer ] [ sad tuba ] no, very close, garbanzo is the answer [ cheers ] that means everyone -- everyone, get inside dwyane wade's phone booth! come on in ♪ elvis. ♪ guys, our thanks to ken jeong, dwyane wade, cody rhodes, teresa giudice, and all of our special guests [ cheers and applause more "tonight show" after the break. ♪ >> jimmy: is there any truth to the rumor of a "community" movie? >> well -- [ drumroll ] cautious optimism. yeah [ cheers and applause
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the economy is simply not working for millions of hard you c working families.able with fewer medicines. they're working harder than ever and they still can't make enough to get by to afford food and medicine to even keep a roof over their heads. we need to build more housing that's truly affordable. we need to address this terrible epidemic of homelessness.
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we need to invest in good paying jobs, union jobs and investments in our future. this, this is why i'm running for the us senate. i'm adam schiff and i approve this message. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest -- gosh we love him - he's the host of the hit competition show, "i can see your voice," which airs wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. on fox, and the next day on hulu please welcome -- you know him, you love him, ken jeong. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: the old three thruster yeah, the old sit down, stand up ken jeong. great to see you >> great to be here. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on. you look fantastic and thanks for playing that game with us >> thank you so much that was amazing with d. wade. >> jimmy: when was -- d. wade. >> i mean, he's literally a basketball legend. >> jimmy: dwyane wade. >> part of the big three >> jimmy: he's really great. >> i'm literally doing a thing with d. wade it's amazing >> jimmy: i have to ask you a question it's serious i hate to get serious. >> yeah, let's do it that's what i'm known for. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] well, i saw you at the emmy awards >> yep >> jimmy: presenting >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: with joel mchale >> oh, god do we really have to talk about that right now >> jimmy: he's hilarious >> well, he's a mercy booking. i was supposed to do this -- [ laughter ] yes. >> jimmy: so you get out there with joel and it was fine and he did that thing. he definitely besmirched the name of ken jeong. >> i think he did. >> jimmy: and then afterwards -- this is what i couldn't believe >> what? >> jimmy: he took a selfie with you and anthony anderson at the party. >> are you really going to - >> jimmy: let me show the selfie >> i don't want to - >> jimmy: this is you, ken jeong, with joel mchale and
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anthony anderson >> wow that is -- you know what [ laughter ] [ sad tuba ] seriously? ♪ >> jimmy: it's unbelievable -- i hope he's watching >> i'm not blaming you because you're a peach and we're fellow leading men. >> jimmy: yes, thank you >> but that -- joel is already hearing from my lawyers, you know what i mean [ laughter ] like, literally, this is not fair they just show the tip of my nose that makes it into the shot? i got him in the emmys and this is how he repays me? wow. >> jimmy: but you know what -- >> i'm taller than him >> jimmy: can i just say - >> he was on three apple boxes [ laughter ] i'm 6'8", ask d. wade. he was, like, "i'm a big fan, mr. chow." i was like, "you got it, hee-hee. [ laughter ] you know that's what we were talking backstage. he was like, "goddamn, you're so tall. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what he said to you. >> i'm like "you right, you right. >> jimmy: you said that to him >> yeah, yeah. that's exactly -- that's how i talk to d. wade. that's how i talk to everybody in the nba >> jimmy: you do >> yeah. "hi, chow. i go, "hee-hee." [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: is there any truth to the rumor of a "community" movie? >> well -- [ drum roll cautious optimism, yeah! [ cheers and applause ♪ that's the name of my album. the roots know, that's the name of my album. "cautious optimism." mix tape dropping next tuesday [ laughter ] hopefully. >> jimmy: so, we'll see. i was very excited to see this you just announced that you're starring in a big super bowl commercial >> oh yeah, that was - >> jimmy: this is a giant deal >> it's one of those things where, look, i was a doctor from -- i grew up in new orleans, where i did my medical residency. [ cheers and applause thank you. and it's my first big super bowl ad with popeyes chicken that started in new orleans. [ cheers ] and it's very full circle because, no joke, i would -- after a long shift, i'd work, like, 36 hours saving lives, joel, saving lives -
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>> jimmy: thank you. >> -- i would come back and just have like, literally right in metairie, just a suburb of new orleans, i would always just like clockwork every lunch, i would have a spicy chicken sandwich and then go home and eat i was just in new orleans a couple of years ago doing a commencement at tulane and my only request on my rider was to have a popeyes spicy chicken sandwich >> jimmy: are you kidding? >> for real. >> jimmy: you manifested this. >> i manifested this so, there's a big full circle - >> jimmy: and it's the first time popeyes has ever done a a commercial during the super bowl >> first time they've ever done a super bowl ad, and then -- it's a lot of fun. [ cheers and applause you don't plan for things like that in life >> jimmy: nah. >> but when something like this is something you're legit a part of, and i also -- i still got my dog, a golden doodle named mocha i got her in the spot as well. so, it was a lot of fun. >> jimmy: it's the best, bud >> it was great. and joel's not in it [ laughter ] he's not in it >> jimmy: we don't have your full commercial, we can't show it, but we're allowed to show a little teaser. >> thank you >> jimmy: a little teaser. just take a look >> thank you
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♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's really funny, bud. oh, my gosh. "he's waited that long." i cannot wait for that it's going to crush. that's going to crush, man you know i'm the biggest fan of yours. "i can see your voice," by the way. congrats you do a great job hosting the show >> oh, thank you >> jimmy: do you like hosting? >> i do. you know, it really is -- and real talk -- by the way, "i can see your voice," if there's a passion project that's like a game show, this is that. it reminds me of "extreme makeover: home edition" where it's just one contestant and you want to win that contestant life changing money. for me, the biggest compliment is you get to see the real me. i'm just happy for other people
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when they're winning it's really about everything else and not about me or anything people say, "this is where i get to see you as a real person." and it really is, like, it's such a lovely crew and again, i just -- we're all family >> jimmy: you can tell that you do it with love. you do a fantastic job >> and no joke i'm not saying this because i'm on your show but i do think of you a lot when i do this because you, at your best, as a person, when you are happy for other people, that is a mood you know and then that is something i'm trying to duplicate on my show is, like, being happy for other people, genuinely happy, is a mood and that's just -- i don't do it for anybody else but for me >> jimmy: yeah >> and i'm always like, that's -- you want to be happy, you want to be sad, you want to just feel it and i think that, to me, is the best part of hosting the show. so, yeah, you're a big part of that [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you, buddy i want to show a clip. here's ken jeong in "i can see your voice."
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take a look. >> i was watching her when she sang be-bee. she like did a thing with her mouth that i feel like only a singer would do. i think she may be a good singer [ scattered applause ] >> the one thing i noticed was, she never said the word "eagle." she said "ego. >> but that could be a diva theme. >> little clues. >> no, no, no. >> no, okay. >> no, no, no, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dionne warwick says "no, no, no," you listen to it >> she is the sweetest person. >> jimmy: you are the best, bud. every -- every time. thank you so much for coming on the show >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: ken jeong, everybody catch "i can see your voice" wednesday's at 8:00 p.m. on fox. dwyane wade joins us after the break. stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ i told myself i was ok with my moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis symptoms.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest has a a new podcast called "the why with dwyane wade," and a new eyewear collection with versace. please welcome basketball hall of famer dwyane wade [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. that's what i'm talking about. that's love, right there that's love, right there [ cheers and applause >> that's love >> jimmy: that's love right there. d. wade. [ applause ] one of the best ever welcome back, bud. we got a lot to get to, man. >> yes, yes.
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>> jimmy: first of all, you always look sharp, you always look like a stud thank you so much for coming on our show, we appreciate it >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: you had a busy week. you had a birthday happy birthday >> thank you, thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you debuted your new podcast, "the why. and then your documentary that you produced was nominated for an oscar -- [ cheers and applause "the barber of little rock." even better and bigger than that, you're a hall of famer, dwyane wade. you're recently -- you're inducted into the basketball hall of fame [ cheers and applause bud, you did it. i mean -- i mean, you're one of the best to ever do it i mean - what -- do you think about little dwyane wade when you were growing up, and going like, "i think basketball's fun. i mean, did you -- you don't of it as a career, right, when you're a kid >> no, i thought it was a career >> jimmy: you did? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. i went -- i mean, my favorite player was michael jordan. and my favorite team was chicago bulls. i wanted to do that. that's a career. >> jimmy: and you did it >> yeah, and i did it, yeah. so very, very, very blessed. [ cheers and applause
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thank you, guys. little kid from chicago, you know so many greats from chicago, and to be one of them that is able to be in the hall of fame, you know, i know what it stands for. obviously for my family, but i know what it stands for, for the kids that's out there dreaming and so very thankful i can stand on that stage and walk into the hall of fame. >> jimmy: you're also -- you're a fashion icon, if you don't mind me saying and every time -- we do talk about it all the time when you come on. you've been great to our show, by the way, thanks for being a a friend but you're doing a new set of eyewear with versace >> yes, versace. [ light laughter ] yeah, i got -- the same thing happened to me, jimmy. >> jimmy: versa -- [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: versa-che? >> versa-che >> jimmy: oh >> we say versa-chi. >> jimmy: versa-chi. >> versa-che >> jimmy: oh [ light laughter ] how did you find out >> well, i was on set of my first versace campaign [ laughter ] and it was time for me to give my moment. the camera was going to zoom in and they were like, "all right, say the line." i'm like, "i got it. versa-chi. [ light laughter ] and they started whispering behind the camera. >> jimmy: oh yeah.
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>> and they had my stylist come up to me and was like, "it's versa- che." [ light laughter ] and i'm like -- "like you knew that?" >> jimmy: yeah, like anyone knew that. >> yeah, i learned >> jimmy: so, versa-che. >> versa-che >> jimmy: and can we debut them tonight? >> yes you are -- so this is the first pair that i'm giving out of these, right here. and it goes to you yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you kidding me >> i named -- i named -- like, i like to name my cars i like to name things. so i named these the "eazy-es. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: ooh, the "eazy-es. >> it reminds --like, when you put 'em on -- put 'em on, jimmy. just sit back and -- look. >> both: "cruisin' down the street in my 64. >> don't you feel it you feel it? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: "went to the park to get the scoop. oh look at this this is what i'm talking about come on. >> hey, listen, when you put these on - >> jimmy: people know what's up >> -- you immediately get cool >> jimmy: yeah, you immediately know that it's pronounced versa-che. >> versa-che [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now i know -- now i know how sexy it is. yeah, it's versa-che >> and it's the "'che. >> jimmy: it is the "'che," right now. >> get you some of these versa-che's.
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>> jimmy: i love these jams. >> so, yes my campaign is coming out really soon, next week so, everybody, please. >> jimmy: do you talk about -- [ cheers and applause looks good like that too you ever do that >> i feel like i look cool >> jimmy: i like this, and then when you want to be cool, you go, huh? [ laughter ] you know, that was cool. you go, "oh, yeah. >> smooth. >> jimmy: no, sorry, i got to do it, yeah. you want to see how smooth it is just say like -- just say -- just say dwyane wade >> dwyane wade [ laughter ] >> ooh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's cool. >> you gotta lean back with these. you can't be up with like, good posture with these on. >> jimmy: do you talk about -- i know do you talk about this on "the why" tell me about the podcast. >> yes so, my podcast is called "the why with dwyane wade." and the reason is -- well, one of the reasons it's called "the why," is because my entire life everyone has misspelled my name everyone spells with it d-w-a-y, my name is d-w-y-a. and so, i took my "y" back, i'm claiming my "y." >> jimmy: that's really funny. [ light laughter ] that's really funny. >> and i called it "the y" but also too, "the why."
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you know, just understanding in life we all have, why. so why we do things, and that why is ever-evolving and so it's a great question to be able to ask, you know, while you're doing doing a podcast, and give people a chance to explain the why. give them time to think about what the hell they doing in life >> jimmy: yeah >> and what you want to go, and what you want to do. and so i love the podcast so far. i was wondering if you could take some time and be in my podcast? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause put him on the spot. i know you busy. i was just -- i come to new york - >> jimmy: i would be honored i'd love to be on the podcast. that's a deal. [ cheers and applause i'll be there. i love you, man. dwyane wade, everybody the best [ cheers and applause check out new episodes of "the why with dwyane wade" -- i'll do it -- every week, wherever you get your podcasts. we'll be right back with standup from pete lee. stick around, everybody.
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>> jimmy: our next guest is currently on his nationwide "snugglestorm" comedy tour one of our favorites, please welcome the very funny pete lee hey, pete! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> wow thank you. you guys, how cool is this we're at "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause i -- i love "the tonight show," i'm a huge fan, so i feel like i'm one of you yeah, but now i feel bad, 'cause now i'm up here, and now it's like i'm better than you. [ laughter ] no, look at me, i'm not better than anybody i look like a jonas uncle. [ laughter ] look at me i kind of look like every nba referee. except for i'm from wisconsin, so i'd be like, "that's a foul, sorry. [ laughter ]
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i would send every game into overtime because i hate goodbyes [ laughter ] yeah um, i'm a happy guy and, i know, i'm sorry about being that in new york [ laughter ] yeah i'm really happy because i've been microdosing do you guys microdose? [ laughter and cheers yeah, i've been microdosing whiskey. [ light laughter ] yeah i only do shots. [ laughter ] and it feels so good the other day i woke up and my wife was like, she's like, "hey, you're a little crabby today, pal." and i did a shot of whiskey and i was like, "oh, i had low blood alcohol. [ laughter ] yeah that was a bit about knowing yourself, yeah no, i'm from wisconsin people say we have an accent there, but i'm like "nauh. [ laughter ] "nauh, i don't," you know? i don't think that wisconsin people have an accent. i just think that we learn how to talk from drunk adults. [ laughter ]
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i think my dad was like, "do you wan' to go to kindergarten today? [ laughter ] and i was like, "l.m.n.o.p." [ laughter ] thank you, guys. yeah i'm so midwestern. how midwestern am i? all right, i'm being a goose [ light laughter ] i'm so midwestern, i love it when company comes to visit for, like, a couple days but they always say the same stupid thing they're like, "hey, don't go out of your way. let's just do whatever you would normally do on a a weekend. and i'm like, "we cannot do that." [ laughter ] things will get weird real quick. [ laughter ] 'cause i rarely wear pants [ light laughter ] and i usually sit in the good chair where you're sitting [ laughter and cheers thank you. they love the good chair [ laughter ] yeah, i'm really happy life is really good right now. i just got married [ cheers and applause thank you, yeah.
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yeah, but it's my second marriage, so i'm refurbished [ laughter ] yeah that was a good one. [ laughter ] thank you. yeah, i don't know if you guys have ever been married for a a second time, but it kind of feels like buying a new car. i'm like, "ah, i'm gonna take care of this one." [ laughter ] i love my wife i love this one, and - [ laughter ] she's the best i -- she's the sweetest person i've ever met. she's so funny, like she - i go all the way around the world and i make people laugh, and she's the one that makes me laugh. i'm her audience of one. [ audience aws ] yeah, aw thank you. [ applause ] yeah, heart hands, yeah. [ laughter ] and you guys, she's so hot like, i swear to you tomorrow, she could sit me down and be like, "pete, i am leaving you.
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and i would be like, "thank you for your time. [ laughter ] "we know you have a choice when choosing guys, so thank you for riding pete. [ laughter ] i'm so crazy about her, i even love it when she stinks. i know, that's weird, but she started wearing that natural deodorant. she's like, "i think it's working. i'm like, "it is not." [ laughter ] "it is not and i love it." i'm like, ugh! i just want to tackle nicole she smells like an everything bagel. [ laughter ] yeah she wears that victoria's secret underwear yeah, have you guys ever seen victoria's secret underwear on a lady [ laughter ] wow, wow, wow. [ light laughter ]
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whoever invented it must have been french, right he's like, "oh, i am going to design this underwear that is so sexy. it will look like it's painted on to a women's body and then right in the butt crack, i will put the longest tag ever." [ laughter and applause it's the longest tag in the world. it's actually more fabric than the underwear itself is that supposed to be useful? like she's walking away, and i'm like, "you get back here." [ laughter and applause all right, i'm pete lee, thanks for being a great crowd. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. oh, you killed it, man you killed 'em you killed 'em pete lee, everybody! [ cheers and applause see pete on his standup comedy tour "snugglestorm." we'll be right back. you murdered 'em come on, bro [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: my thanks to ken jeong, dwyane wade, pete lee, once again [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- dakota johnson star of "abbott elementary," actress sheryl lee ralph an all-new "closer look. featuring the 8g band with dan peters ♪ [ cheers and applause and now,me

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