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>> i will have to google the movie selection so i can line them up. >> thank you very much for joining us starting at 5 a.m., have a wonderful night. see [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - ricky martin marcello hernandez musical guest, manuel turizo and yandel and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1935 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, that's a hot crowd! [ cheers and applause welcome. good to see you. thank you very much. enjoy yourselves, enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause you're here. this is it well, guys, if you're watching at home, i assume you're still cleaning up from your big state of the union party yeah [ light laughter ] what kind of wings do you want, right wing, left wing? [ laughter ] yeah earlier tonight, president biden delivered the annual state of the union address and biden's speech was historic it was the first time that the font size on the teleprompter was 8,000. [ laughter ] seriously, i stuck my head out the window, i could read his teleprompter i was like, "oh, hey --"

[ laughter ] actually, it was a nice night. biden looked out the members of congress and said, "finally, a a place where i seem pretty young. [ laughter ] there was a lot of pressure on biden tonight. his campaign staff was watching his speech the way you watch a a toddler learning to walk it's like, "go, go he's doing it. good, good he's good. oh no, he fell he fell. [ light laughter ] "he's not trying, he's okay. tonight, the room was filled with over 500 members of congress but senator mitch mcconnell wasn't there well, he attended, but he wasn't there [ laughter ] during his speech, biden laid out his vision for the country i give him credit, it's hard to give a speech about vision when you're squinting the whole time [ laughter ] "come on, man, come on come on. come on, man come on -- come on." [ laughter ] biden also highlighted his administration's big accomplishments, like growing the economy, record low unemployment, and working with the lizard people to rig the super bowl [ laughter and applause that was tough that was tough i couldn't believe he did that that one was -

>> steve: he did it. he did it. >> jimmy: that was top notch that's right, biden's staff hoped his speech would reassure voters about his mental fitness. although it got off to a rough start when he said, "good evening, my fellow americans and vice president spongebob." and you go - [ laughter ] that's right, the state of the union was tonight and as usual, there was a lot of clapping. i mean, just take a look at this >> we're the united states of america, and there's nothing, nothing beyond our capacity if we do it together. thank you. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it's great well, listen to this i read that the white house hosted dozens of digital creators and influencers and briefed them on what biden would cover in his state of the union that's why biden ended tonight's speech with, "be sure to like and subscribe. [ laughter and applause

yeah, it was a productive briefing for biden before the meeting, he thought tiktok was the name of his pacemaker. [ laughter ] well, after biden's address, the republican rebuttal was delivered by senator katie britt. yeah, it's interesting how there's always a rebuttal. but look -- look at how it all went down. ♪ >> at 9:00, biden delivers the state of the union at 10:00, republican katie britt delivers the rebuttal then, chuck schumer delivers the rebuttal to the rebuttal then, steve scalise delivers the clapback to the rebuttal to the rebuttal then, dick durbin delivers the "aw hell no" to the clapback then, chuck glassley delivers the "i can't even right now" to the "aw hell no. then, ed markey delivers the "cash me outside, how bow dah" to the "i can't even right now. then, roger wicker delivers the "i'm goin' 'real housewives' on your ass" to the "cash me outside how bow dah. and finally, bernie sanders screams, "would you all just shut the hell up." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's the rundown

some more political news, president biden and former president trump are set for a rematch. and trump just said that he will debate biden any time, anywhere, any place. it actually led to a pretty interesting exchange here. yeah, first trump said, "i'll debate you any time, anywhere, any place. then biden said, "i'm game how's tuesday at 1:00 p.m.?" [ laughter ] and trump said, "you're on oh, wait, i can't. i'm in court that day. what about wednesday at noon?" [ laughter ] and biden said, "i'll be there wait, no, i'll be at the doctor getting my bones tightened how's friday at 3:00 p.m.? [ laughter ] then trump said, "it's on! wait, i can't. court again. how about monday at 4 p.m.?" then biden said, "let's do it! wait, i'm going to do lap around the rose garden, so, i'm booked all day how's next sunday at 10:00 a.m.?" and trump said, "it's on like donkey kong! wait, sorry. i'm getting botox before my new mugshot. how's tuesday at 7 p.m.? and finally, biden said, "you're on aww, dammit, that's my bedtime. [ laughter and applause

they'll figure it out. did you guys see this? during a recent podcast appearance, rfk jr. was asked about flying on jeffrey epstein's plane. and he had a pretty strange defense. watch this >> i'm in new york for most of my life. >> yeah. >> and i run into everybody in new york i mean, i knew harvey weinstein i knew roger ailes i knew -- o.j. simpson came to my house i remember bill cosby came to my house [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that has to be the worst celebrity name dropping i've ever seen [ laughter ] "yeah, i had lunch with jeffrey dahmer." [ applause ] "i had the manson family over. does he live in an apartment or rikers[ i've got to meet the guy who heard that and said, "well, he's got my vote i think he's --" [ laughter ] it's not exactly the best campaign slogan, either. "rfk jr., bill cosby came to my

house. [ laughter and applause what well, switching gears, the fda just issued a safety warning after finding cinnamon products contaminated with lead yeah, now if you eat a cinnabon at the airport, you can't get through the metal detector [ laughter ] [ mimicking metal detector ] this morning, parents were like, "stop crying and eat your bowl of cinnamon coast clank." [ laughter ] luckily, most people have the same bottle of cinnamon in their cabinet since 1984 so, i think we're going to be all right. [ laughter ] well, get this, after a door fell off one of their planes, boeing took two months to give investigators a list of names of their door specialists. the ceo was like, "we had the list, but it blew away when the door fell off. [ laughter ] when boeing failed to provide the names and documents, the government was like, "you're screwed. and boeing was like, "screws that's what -- thank you thank you. that's exactly -- thank you. screws." [ laughter and applause

some more business news. yesterday, linkedin experienced a major outage and went offline for tens of thousands of people which explains why this morning the i.t. guy at linkedin posted, "i'm excited to announce i'm looking for a new job. [ laughter ] some sports news, new cycling helmets that were just debuted are creating some controversy in the cycling world here's a photo of it look at -- looks like he's wearing a dyson air fryer on his head. [ laughter ] so far, they've sold one to the guy in that photo. [ light laughter ] even people who bought the apple vision pro were like, "that guy looks like an idiot. [ laughter ] and finally, this is wild, i heard that a bowling alley in pennsylvania is hosting a nude bowling event. [ laughter ] yeah, for one night, the shoes won't be the grossest thing at the bowling alley. [ laughter and applause when you hear someone say, "oh,

sorry, i think i grabbed your ball by accident," two very different things could have happened [ laughter and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what a show! what a show! what a show we have for you tonight. he is a grammy-winning artist and emmy-nominated actor who stars in the new series, "palm royale," which begins streaming march 20th on apple tv plus. ricky martin is here tonight [ cheers and applause come on. stud >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: he is a very funny comedian, who you know from "saturday night live," which is all new this weekend with host, josh brolin, and musical guest, ariana grande. marcello hernandez is joining us >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: funny guy. >> steve: love that dude >> jimmy: and we've got great music from manuel turizo and yandel

[ cheers and applause "mamasota. guys, it is time to play "who said it? here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ tonight sho who said it ♪ ♪ tonight sho who said it ♪ >> jimmy: all right. all right, here's how it works i'm going to show you -- i'm going to show you a real quote and it's up to you to decide who said it. and tonight, we're looking at quotes that could have been said by either donald trump or a cartoon character. [ light laughter ] everyone have their clicker? you can use those to vote. higgins, roots, you guys have clickers >> steve: got it >> jimmy: all right, good. green for trump, red for cartoon. okay the first quote is, "take me home, mommy. this is too tough for me." was it former president trump or was that a famous cartoon character? ♪ cast your votes. "take me home, mommy." >> steve: "take me home, mommy? ♪ i say cartoon. >> jimmy: i'm going to go --

i'm going to go trump. >> steve: probably is trump. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it feels right >> tariq: it's definitely trump. if you say it in his voice, then it's -- you're like "oh, wow, that's trump. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "take me home, mommy. [ laughter ] >> tariq: that's right that's it. >> jimmy: "take me home -- all right, the votes are in. let's see the results of the votes here [ drumroll ] oh, everyone thinks it's a a cartoon. all right, let's see who said it >> take me home, mommy, this is too tough for me [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: "take me home, mommy, this is too tough for me take me home." wow! that was him this is a fun game all right, here's our next quote. this is, "that's right, i'm an expert at talking. >> steve: oh, well, come on. unless you're trying to fool us ♪ this might be a cartoon character just to fool us. >> jimmy: "that's right. i'm an expert at talking." [ laughter ] >> steve: "big, beautiful -- ♪ >> jimmy: "a lot of people -- many people have said i like talking. very good at the talking." i think trump. >> tariq: it's definitely trump, too >> jimmy: all right, let's see -- let's see the results

what do the votes -- what do the votes say? [ drumroll ] everyone said trump. all right, who said it >> that's right. [ oinks i am an expert at talking. [ applause ] >> jimmy: ah, it was peppa pig >> steve: the old switcheroo >> jimmy: peppa pig! all right, here we go. i voted for trump, too here we go the next quote here says, "come on, everyone, we've got a wall to finish! [ laughter ] >> steve: okay i'm going to say cartoon character 'cause i think that sounds too much like trump so, it's going to be - >> jimmy: obviously, i think - yeah, you think it's trick one >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: it has to be -- it has to be trump. >> tariq: no, cartoon. >> steve: no >> jimmy: no let's see the results. [ drumroll ] all right, good. i voted trump, as well let's see the results. who said it? >> come on, everyone we've got a wall to finish [ sad tuba ] >> jimmy: all right, that's good [ applause ] okay, okay, okay >> steve: they're trying to -- they're trying to trick us >> jimmy: i'll rebound here. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: next up, we have "ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding boom, p'sheen, poom.

[ laughter ] >> steve: oh, no >> jimmy: i was gonna go cartoon but -- >> steve: i'm going to go trump just for the heck of it. "boom, boom, boom, ding. boom, boom, p'shoom. >> tariq: trump. >> jimmy: "boom, boom, bing, boom boom. >> steve: "guy came up to me crying." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, okay i'm going cartoon. but i think i'm wrong. let's see the results. [ drumroll ] yeah, everyone says trump. yeah, i think it is. let's take a look. >> ding, ding, ding, ding. boom, p'sheen, poom. [ cheers and applause [ incoherent noises >> jimmy: "take me home, mommy. [ laughter ] >> steve: "where's mercedes? >> jimmy: yeah here's another quote here. it says, "there's nothing better than properly done waffles with butter and syrup all over them. >> steve: ah, shoot. ♪ >> jimmy: that could be either one. >> steve: yeah, either -- that's a toss-up >> jimmy: that's a toss-up >> steve: he rarely praises anything but himself, so i think it's a cartoon >> jimmy: do you -- quest, do

you think trump? >> questlove: it can go any way. >> steve: i'ma say cartoon >> jimmy: yeah i --i -- i easily can go trump, but i'm going to go cartoon. let's see the results here [ drumroll ] whoa it's a dead heat barely, yeah, squeaking in there. let's see who said it? >> there's nothing better than properly done waffles with butter and syrup all over them [ cheers and applause m♪ >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: "nothing better. all right, let's do -- let's do one more here we go it says, "i'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready. cast your votes. that could be either one all right. >> steve: "i'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready." >> jimmy: all right, here we go let's see the results. what do we think yeah, pretty even. the cartoon's in the lead. who said it? >> both: i'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready. >> jimmy: there you go, everybody wins [ cheers and applause ♪ thank you, guys, so much for playing. that's all the time we have for "who said it." stick around, we'll be back with more "tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is a a grammy-winning artist and an emmy-nominated actor, starring in the new series "palm royale," which begins streaming march 20th on apple tv plus. everyone, please welcome ricky martin ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: they love you, come on, bud. [ cheers and applause that's ricky martin. welcome back >> i'm happy to be here. >> jimmy: i'm great. >> thanks for having me, man >> jimmy: so good to see you ricky, i was looking on the interwebs before this interview. >> what up what did you find?

some crazy stuff you can find out there. >> jimmy: it's the 25th anniversary -- the 25th anniversary of "livin' la vida loca." >> 25 years ago? [ cheers and applause insane i think that was the first time we'd met you were on "saturday night live." >> yeah, and it was crazy. beautiful crazy. i'm not complaining. it was amazing >> jimmy: it was fans going -- it was just the craziest experience i've ever seen. i was like -- we had to put up different barriers because your fans were screaming so much. and like they were trying to get in just to even get a peek at you >> it feels like yesterday a lot has a happened [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does it feel like yesterday? >> yeah, i mean, because it was so powerful. it was such an important moment in my life it was like a before and after, "livin' la vida loca." you know what i mean >> jimmy: did you know it was a hit when you recorded it >> immediately >> jimmy: you did? >> i'm not kidding [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love the honesty no, i love the honesty [ cheers and applause >> i don't want to sound weird, but the truth is that i heard the demo desmond child, an amazing producer, and draco rosa, sent it to me and i'm like, "hold on a second

wait a minute. this is the song." the album was already recorded we were about to go into mastering. >> jimmy: it was done? >> and i said, "everybody go back into the studio we need to record this song. and it's "livin' la vida loca. it was super crazy -- super amazing. [ cheers and applause and i'm on the road at the moment with enrique iglesias and pitbull, and i sing that song, obviously, and i get a a standing ovation every night after that song. it's so beautiful. >> jimmy: it's part of our life now. [ vocalizing ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i mean, it's so good it's so fun. let's talk about your new series you're getting great buzz on this new series, "palm royale," by the way can i just go down -- a couple of people on the cast, my faves. kristen wiig, laura dern, carol burnett. what's it like working with these people i know, there's so many names, sorry. >> it's difficult not to drop names, it's not appropriate, but you have to. >> jimmy: how's carol burnett? >> carol burnett is wonderful. a very generous actress. super funny.

in front of the camera, and behind the camera, super funny she would walk -- first of all, the first scenes that we worked together, you know, her role is in a coma. and she would throw a couple of jokes before the scene, and then i had to do a little monologue. a very serious monologue, because she's in a coma, and i'm supposed to be very sad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she would just say something -- >> "action!" and you're like, "how can you do that before the action? [ laughter ] it's like, you cannot do that. "i'm with you and i love you." and then she would be like - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah you can't take the comedy out. you can't take the comedy out of carol burnett laura dern laura dern >> laura dern, laura dern, i got stoned with her on set, because of the scene - [ laughter ] because of a scene we were smoking marijuana, fake marijuana, in the scene. >> jimmy: are you sure it was fake >> i don't know if it was fake, but she's so powerful as an actress. she was stoned, i got stoned she gave me that also. >> jimmy: really

>> and it was kind of like, i don't know i was high with her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like an acting high? >> like an acting high and i said, "laura, i'm stoned with you." and she's like, "i'm [ bleep ]faced!" [ laughter ] and we used that for the scene and it was fake pot. it was fake. >> jimmy: okay, all right. this is acting this is acting, folks. >> this is serious scenes that you have to -- but it was very beautiful to work with her >> jimmy: and kristen wiig, who is one of my all-time faves. one of the funniest. >> it was beautiful, because she's a force. she is also hilarious, but she's very, very powerful. in every scene, she would give her best and i remember walking into makeup room every morning, and we would read the scenes and she always makes you feel comfortable. because i'm new at this. i mean, i still get nervous. i get nervous all the time i'm in touch with my emotions, all right? [ laughter ] that's how it goes and she would always make me feel comfortable >> jimmy: i heard that this whole thing started on the dance floor. >> in an oscar party

in an after-hours oscar party. it was really cool after-party i try to go every year, because it's wonderful and i was dancing next to the creator of the show, abe sylvia, who is a wonderful producer and director. and someone that also taught me so much. and we were just dancing and i don't know what happened a couple of days later, he contacted my agent, and two weeks later i had the script >> jimmy: no way >> and then two weeks later, i flew to l.a. to meet with tate taylor, also the director and executive producer of the show >> jimmy: yeah >> and i am so lucky to be part of such a wonderful show, because this is one serious -- it's serious, but it's funny, but it's dark. but it's so much, this show. everything that you can imagine as an audience, you will feel with this show and then obviously to be surrounded by such an amazing cast

>> jimmy: how do we describe the plot of the show >> well, it's kristen wiig, who is this woman that really wants to be part of the high society of -- i was going to say "palm royale." >> jimmy: palm beach >> palm beach, thank you [ light laughter ] thank you. and everything that she goes through. now, my character is robert. robert works in this club, and he doesn't trust her he doesn't like her. >> jimmy: she's trying to climb her way up the social ladders. >> exactly thank you very much. >> jimmy: it's brilliant i want to show a clip. here's ricky martin and kristen wiig in "palm royale." take a look at this. >> where's all the food? >> are you hungry? i can prepare something with what i've got in my kitchenette. >> no, i don't want you to prepare me anything. where's food in the mansion? >> do you know anything about rich people? >> i am a rich person. >> well, then you would know that you don't keep anything in the house because your days are filled with lunches and brunches, and your nights are filled with galas.

and you always watch your weight >> of course, i knew that. everybody knows that >> you would know that if you want to throw a little cocktail party, you'd have it catered but good luck trying to find someone spur of the moment during this season you would have to know someone to call in a favor but wait, you don't know anybody, do you? >> actually, i do know someone, and i don't need a fully catered event. you would have to know someone to call in a favor but wait, you don't know anybody, do you? >> actually, i do know someone, and i don't need a fully catered event.

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>> jimmy: you look fantastic this is what i'm talking about you look great >> i gotta watch the tail. >> jimmy: marcello, you look unbelievable thank you for dressing up for the show >> i had to dress like this, and i brought you a bottle of champagne that i made for you. it says, "marcello and jimmy, 'tonight show' numero uno. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: oh, this is -- >> and, very quick, i want to do a shoutout. can i do a quick shoutout? >> jimmy: of course you can. >> i want to do a shoutout, obviously, to my mami, and to my papi, and to my stepdad, jose, and to my little sister, isabella, and to my tio pepito, my uncle, i love you so much, tio pepito that's it. >> jimmy: that's it. good [ cheers and applause welcome to the show. >> yes >> jimmy: welcome to the show, and thank you for being here by the way, i did meet your beautiful mother before the show >> oh, my mami, yes. >> jimmy: she's here tonight she's in the -- probably in the audience somewhere >> where is she? >> jimmy: hi, mom. >> mama. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: cheers, mom. >> salud, mami >> jimmy: your boy has done pretty well. yum. >> that's good

>> jimmy: thank you, bud was mom always supportive? was -- did she know that -- did you know that he was going to be a big star one day? >> yeah, right >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> yeah, right >> jimmy: she's very cool about it, yeah >> yeah, she's very chill. >> jimmy: were you a good kid growing up was he a good kid? >> i would say i could describe myself as a pain in the ass. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were >> yeah. >> jimmy: were you -- were you smart? >> um, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> i just -- i wasn't like a a great student per se i think -- the only thing i can remember is, i went to summer school for math and for science. and i was supposed to bring a 'c' up to a 'b'. >> jimmy: yeah >> and i got a 'd' in summer school [ laughter ] so, i think i'm like the only kid ever that went to summer school and then came back and was like, "can i keep my original grade, please?" >> jimmy: "can i keep the grade that got me here." yeah you have josh brolin hosting this weekend, ariana grande. have you gotten the pitch meeting nailed down yet? the pitch meeting is when you have the host, everyone gathers into lorne's office, the writers, the cast, and you all pitch ideas to the host.

yeah, i never nailed that. >> it's my biggest weakness, i would say. i'm so bad at it sometimes i do good and the whole room is like, "oh, wow." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not bad, he's actually -- yeah >> this week with josh brolin, i had a pitch, and i got zero laughs, and i kept talking and lorne looks at me and goes, "are you done? [ laughter ] so that's how it's going >> jimmy: yeah, that's how it's going for you, good. you'll get there, or maybe you won't. because i never got it before you got on "saturday night live," we were talking, you did stand-up we were talking backstage on how you used to go on the street and try to sell tickets to come to your shows. >> dude, yeah. i did that for a long -- i did that for like three years. i sold tickets on the street and it's a hard job, because i sold tickets next to drug dealers. and no matter what i'm selling, they have a better product like - [ laughter ] i'd be like, "comedy show, comedy show. and the guy next to me is like, "and i have cocaine. so what do you want to do?

do you want to go to the show or you want to be the show which one do you want to do? [ laughter ] struggle >> jimmy: before you got on "saturday night live," we were actually trying to book you for our show - >> i know. >> jimmy: -- to do stand-up. but it just happened too fast. >> i know. and i was so excited to do it. it's obviously a dream of mine to do stand-up on this show. and i got "snl," which is a great consolation prize. lorne, i'm very grateful [ laughter ] but, no, i'm just, yeah. >> jimmy: we actually have a a little time left would you want to make your "tonight show" debut [ cheers and applause >> are you serious >> jimmy: your stand-up -- your stand-up debut >> are you for real? >> jimmy: right now. >> okay, what do i do? >> jimmy: go backstage >> go back >> jimmy: go back. i'll introduce you >> okay. >> jimmy: go back. all right, get ready back there. here we go making his "tonight show" debut, please welcome, the very funny, marcello hernandez! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> yes thank you so much. thank you for this opportunity um, my name is marcello hernandez my parents are both immigrants, and they both speak english, but different levels of english.

i brought my dad to "snl" recently, and all the writers were like, "it's so nice to meet you it's very nice to meet you." and my dad's response was, "me, too. [ laughter ] my mom is much better at english. she's kind of a philosopher. she has the most interesting questions. one day at dinner, she asked me, she looks at me and goes, "marcello, what's the difference between a butt dial and a booty call?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i was like, wow. that is an amazing question. touche, my queen i don't know but the funny thing to me about being latino is that whenever i meet, like, really american people, they always have to tell me something. and that's how many years of spanish they took. [ laughter ] they don't even want to, it's like a tick that they have, you know

they're like, "you're hispanic?" and i'm like, "yeah. and then they go, "oh, that's nice, i took seven years of spanish. and i'm like "wow, thank you so much thank you. and they're like, "oh, you don't believe me lunes. martes sabado suavemente." [ cheers and applause they do that and they only do that to us, okay that's what funny to me. they only do it to latinos they would never do it to anybody else a white person would never go up to a black guy and be like, "hey man, 'it was all a dream.'" [ laughter ] like, they would never do that but they do it to us, okay and we never do it to them that's what's funny to me. we never do it to them my dad doesn't really speak english, but he would never go up to a white guy and be like, "hey, my friend, look at me. ha-ha-ha-ha, look at me, papi, are you ready? look at me ready? monday huh, do you like that? [ laughter ] "monday, huh, tuesday, you like that you think i'm stupid

wed-nes-day. you like that? i know what you like, papi, i know what you like." ♪ sweet caroline ♪ [ cheers and applause thank you, guys. >> jimmy: marcello hernandez dude, that's how you do it that's how you do it, buddy. >> thank you so much >> jimmy: that how you do it marcello hernandez [ cheers and applause that is how you do it. check out -- a standing ovation, there you go. check out "saturday night live" this weekend, with host, josh brolin, and musical guest, ariana grande. we'll be right back with more "tonight show. not bad. [ cheers and applause ♪ who says you can't get everything you want? like going for bold without going broke... and staying true to your taste while staying on budget.

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"mamasota" is out now. that's how you do it >> thank you very much thank you, thank you >> jimmy: we'll be right back, everybody. come on back wow. [ cheers and applause ♪

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