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this is one of our favorite stories. longtime bay area woman broadcast legends were honored today in san francisco. they shared their experiences about how they got started. i see jessica there. the group talked about the challenges of being a woman in our industry. among the honorees, jeff, her co-anchor, jessica, we knew you were a legend years ago. some other honorees dana king. congratulations. >> so many wonderful leaders.
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>> [ cheers and applause ♪ >> tariq: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - angela bassett noel fielding, musical guest, mitch rowland featuring ben harper and the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1939 >> tariq: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, come on. that's a hot crowd [ cheers and applause good to see you, tariq thank you very much. enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause you're here. you made it. thank you for watching well guys, everyone is talking about this - today, the house passed a bill that would essentially ban tiktok [ booing ] can you imagine if tiktok was banned i mean, just picture lying down in bed and then actually going to bed you know what i'm saying [ laughter and applause apparently congress is scared that tiktok is spying on us. then alexa was like -- >> yeah, tiktok. [ laughter ] that's the one who's spying on you. ban it ban it >> jimmy: okay, thank you, thank you, alexa
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[ cheers and applause well, apparently both democrats and republicans are worried that china will steal the secrets of the tortilla slap [ laughter ] [ slapping sound effect "you want a quesadilla, huh, stepdad? [ slapping sound effect "it's taco tuesday." [ slapping sound effect [ slapping sound effect but tiktok is fighting back. their ceo told users to call their representatives. yeah, young people were like, "first we're losing tiktok, now we have to make a phone call what is going on?" [ laughter ] well, ahead of the tiktok vote, nancy pelosi tried to explain the actual purpose of the bill take a look at this. >> this is not an attempt to ban tiktok it's an attempt to make tiktok better tic-tac-toe, a winner. [ laughter ] a winner [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: china was like, "you know what? you can have it. we just got the ick. [ laughter ] "i don't even want it. and in an ironic twist of fate, that clip is now viral on tiktok [ laughter ] yeah, the house passed a bill that could effectively ban tiktok and congressman thom tillis has been one of tiktok's most vocal critics. he released a statement saying, "i call on all members of congress to lead by example and stop using tiktok. then he added, "i just opened tiktok, and i am disgusted [ laughter ] it's crazy we're letting china mine our data just to watch these silly vi -- oh, whoa, this gorilla totally wrecked this zookeeper." [ laughter ] then he said "ha-ha, 'flat screen install fails, part 2 of 5.' this is hilarious. [ laughter ] then he said, "omg, this hydraulic press just turned a bag of skittles into some kind of skittle spaghetti. skipping work today. [ light laughter ] then he added, "sorry, i just got sucked down a kate middleton conspiracy rabbit hole. [ laughter ]
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what are we talking about? and then he said, "oh, right, tiktok it's bad we gotta get off and -- wait somebody bought a ferris wheel and put it in their backyard?" [ light laughter ] and then finally he said, "never mind. tiktok the goat. [ cheers and applause you hear this? did you guys see this? apparently rfk jr. is seriously considering aaron rodgers and jesse ventura as potential picks for vice president yep, kennedy confirmed that rodgers and ventura are at the top of his list, which really makes you wonder who's at the bottom [ laughter ] william hung and the "can you hear me now" guy [ light laughter ] rfk jr. was like, "uh, wanna give it a shot?" and rodgers said, "no, but i will give it a horse dewormer. [ light laughter ] to be honest, aaron rodgers would be actually be a great choice, considering rfk jr.'s other friends. >> i knew harvey weinstein i knew roger ailes i knew -- o.j. simpson came to my house >> yeah. >> bill cosby came to my house [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: well, after the controversy around kate middleton's edited photo, the white house said that they do not alter anything. [ light laughter ] i dunno, i'm not so sure though check out this video they just posted from the state of the union did you see -- >> good evening, my fellow americans. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is like -- that looks like something - [ cheers and applause i -- i don't know. i have good eyes i have good eyes, i can see that stuff [ applause ] some business news -- the ceo of petco is stepping down. [ audience aws ] and he used one of those tiny sets of stairs you put next to the bed to do it [ laughter ] yep, he held the job for 5 years, or 35 in petco ceo years. [ laughter ] and finally, i saw that these mini tote bags from trader joe's have gone viral, and now they're being resold online for as much as $1,000 [ audience ohs ] yeah, the only thing higher than those prices are the employees at trader joe's.
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[ laughter ] $1,000 for a tote bag? meanwhile, whole foods was like, "what's the problem? [ applause ] yeah, we have a great show give it up for the roots, lady and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what a great show we have for you tonight this is gonna be one of our best shows, and we have -- [ screams and applause ] ♪ ♪ i been drinking absinth i just did the mat it ain't adding up ♪ >> jimmy: zayn [ screams and applause ] ♪ i've had enough of ♪ >> jimmy: what's zayn doing here ♪ running 'roun this board gam you can know your own name i won't give it up ♪ >> jimmy: "jimmy, look to your right for my album
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my new single 'what i am' is out this friday, off my upcoming album, room under the stairs, available may 17th hope you'll check it out." i will zayn, everybody. [ cheers and applause played the song. anyway, like i was saying -- [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, yeah she stars in the abc series "9-1-1," which returns for its seventh season tomorrow at 8:00 p.m angela bassett is here tonight [ cheers and applause plus, gosh, this guy's one of the funniest dudes i've ever seen he's the co-host of "the great british bake off." he also stars in the new comedy series, "the completely made-up adventures of dick turpin," which airs fridays on apple tv+. noel fielding is joining us. [ cheers and applause ah, he's brilliant and we've got great music from
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mitch rowland featuring ben harper [ cheers and applause sounds great guys, so, last night something crazy happened on our show we had mike tirico, kelly clarkson, and peyton manning were on and they actually announced that they're hosting the olympics opening ceremony on nbc this summer. [ cheers and applause so, before the show, nbc said that mike had a surprise for me i thought that was the surprise, that he was going to announce that they were doing the opening ceremony together -- kelly clarkson, peyton manning, it's a big deal so i go, "oh, that's cool. but i was definitely surprised watch this >> if you come to paris, would you do the closing ceremony with me? [ audience oohs [ imitating air horn ] >> jimmy: are you serious? [ drumroll ] >> do i have to get on my knees? will you say yes >> jimmy: i -- are you serious [ drumroll ] >> do i have to get on my knees? i'm asking you
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please say yes [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: is this real >> yes, this is real >> jimmy: i'm in i'm gonna do it! [ cheers and applause come on! let's go, bud. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: well, so -- so - [ cheers and applause i finished the segment i go to commercial i go in the hallway. there's all the nbc families in the hallway -- molly solomon, everybody from nbc olympics. and they -- they're all clapping they're like, "do you want to do it? do you want -- it's real. it's happening i'm gonna do it. [ cheers and applause ♪ i am headed to paris i'm going to co-host the olympics closing ceremony this summer uh, i -- i had no idea that was gonna happen i knew i was gonna do something with the olympics, i'd just go over and watch, but not that i'm beyond excited i'm beyond honored i -- i love -- i love france i love america [ light laughter ] i love the olympics. i'm so excited about this. president macron, if you're watching - when -- when are we going over so, july 26th is when it
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begins i don't go over 'til august 11th. i'll probably only need to be there three days if you give me the guest room - [ laughter ] you won't even know i'm there. [ laughter ] i'll go in right? just get -- he's gotta have a giant spread over there, right? does he live in a castle >> of course >> jimmy: yes. he's got a giant castle full of empty rooms. i could be a great roommate, just tell me where the kitchen is [ laughter ] and -- and -- and put, like, little post-it notes on the bottles of wine you don't want me to drink. [ light laughter ] i won't. i'll be a good house guest, president macron please consider me again, august 11th is when i have to work, so i can't hang out with you then. [ laughter ] but august 10th, 9th, we can watch movies together. do -- we'd be like roommates it'll be fun but i'm excited. i mean, louis vuitton, saint laurent. [ light laughter ] i gotta wear a suit when i do the olympics louis vuitton! saint laurent. [ cheers and applause you can't go wrong
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i cannot wait to see you, paris. i love you i am coming this summer. [ cheers and applause we'll be right back with more "tonight show. come on! let's do it. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: please welcome the trinity irish dance company. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ tap dancing [ cheers and applause ♪ hey, quick question. student body math proficiency, would we say it's good? fair? satisfactory? (player 1) what? (luke) like a percentage, if you had to guess. (players) hey, get out of here man. get off the field. (luke) understood. (players) security! grab him! (marci) great student-teacher ratio... (luke) marci! we've got to go! marci! we have got to go! we bring you the real, in-depth school info. (marci) what were you thinking? (luke) i don't know. i. don't know. (vo) ding dong! homes.com
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yeah, i totally agree with you they barely give the winners a a chance to thank everyone take a look at the acceptance speeches from sunday [ cheers and applause >> thank you ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> um -- ♪ [ ch ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: congrats again to all the nominees let's try another suggestion, here this one is from sean craven "hey, jimmy, tomorrow is pi day because it is 3/14 and pi is 3.14 pretty fun you should see how many digits of pi your audience can get in a row. okay, sure let's all do it at once, all right?
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you ready? say it with me >> together: 3.1-4-1-5-9-2-6-5-3-5-8-9-7-9-3- ♪ 3-4-0-2-1-6-6-5-4-4 -- ♪ 8-6-2-4-3-3-6-4. [ laughter ] okay that's it. that's all we can remember >> jimmy: all right. i got -- we got further than we thought. [ cheers and applause let me just freshen up a bit one sec. ♪ all right. let's try another suggestion [ light laughter ] this one is from griffin chase
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"hey, jimmy, i love march madness, but it can get pretty intense, especially when the coaches yell at the refs you should do something to make it look even more intense. oh, yeah i'm excited for this year's tournament i think we can help. we revoiced some footage of college basketball coaches yelling on the sidelines and set it to aggressive rock music. this is "heavy metal march madness. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ rock screaming ] ♪ [ rock screaming ] ♪ [ explosion [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: there you go hope that helps. let's try another. this one's from fred billings. "hey, jimmy, i saw that angela bassett is on the show tonight. and i know that angela bassett did the thing as a big meme. but i'm dying to know, what is the thing? can she show us?
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i'm sure a lot of you heard that angela bassett did the thing, but you might not know what the thing is. well, this is big. i'm very excited about this. here now to do the thing is angela bassett [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause [ drum roll >> no, no. >> jimmy: wait ho [ cheers and applause ♪ angela bassett, everybody. >> the thing >> jimmy: you did the thing. [ cheers and applause ♪ she did the thing! love angela bassett. come on. [ cheers and applause we're down to our last suggestion here. this one's from tracy mellencamp
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"hey jimmy, this is a pretty exciting time to be alive. the movie 'kung fu panda' just came out [ light laughter ] 'dune 2' is still crushing at the box office and it is almost st. patrick's day. you should do something to celebrate. that's a great idea. we have a great audience tonight, ready to celebrate. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, here now to perform a traditional irish jig wearing sand worms from "dune" on their arms, please welcome the trinity irish dance company and hashtag the panda! [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ [ tap dancing ♪ [ tap dancing ♪ [ tap dancing
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♪ [ tap dancing ♪ ♪ ♪ [ tap dancing ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: nailed it. nailed it. that's all the time we have for "audience suggestion box." my thanks to angela bassett and the trinity irish dance company. [ cheers and applause you can see them in detroit and newark this week stick around we're talking to angela, after the break. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> i slept with it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you slept with it? >> he's a sound sleeper. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] here it is this is oscar in your bed at night. >> i gave him a little pillow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you gave him a little pillow [ cheers and applause >> the purple pillow
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar and emmy-nominated actress who stars in the abc series "9-1-1," which returns for a 7th season tomorrow at 8:00 p.m., and streams on hulu the next day everyone, please welcome, angela bassett [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: who is better? who is better? [ cheers and applause welcome back >> i'm back. >> jimmy: oh, we love seeing you. thank you so much for coming on the show >> thank you for having me, it's always a joy. >> jimmy: we love you, you look gorgeous >> thank you >> jimmy: and thank you for doing the thing earlier. i appreciate that. how -- >> i went backstage and did it again. >> jimmy: you did it again >> oh, i'm doing it all day long >> jimmy: yeah, why not? ariana debose obviously did the -- said that you did the thing. did you talk to her since she did that >> actually, i -- the first time i slid into someone's dm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, did you really >> i did, to tell her thank you. i think it was a wonderful compliment - >> jimmy: we love her. >> -- so i appreciated it. >> jimmy: she's the best congratulations, by the way. you just received an honorary oscar. >> i did [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i thought you had it >> no, i didn't have one >> jimmy: here's you with your oscar. come on now.
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>> yes [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: well deserved. >> thank you >> jimmy: well deserved. what -- what did it feel like? what did it feel like? >> oh, it was just glorious. absolutely wonderful room full of love. and, you know, highest honor in our profession, so - >> jimmy: it is. >> i love having one >> jimmy: you definitely deserve it, absolutely, yeah >> thank you >> jimmy: i mean, does it -- does it feel cool holding it i mean, what is it like? >> it is it's heavy >> jimmy: it is. >> that thing is heavy my sister was like, "it's honorary does it weigh 8 pounds like the others?" [ light laughter ] i was like - she said, "check every ounce." >> jimmy: yeah, every ounce, it actually is. >> i got a whole oscar >> jimmy: and then i was like, "what -- what'd you do with it?" and you go - >> i slept with it [ laughter ] i slept with it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you slept with it? >> he's a sound sleeper. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] here it is this is oscar in your bed at night. >> i gave him a little pillow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you gave him a little pillow [ cheers and applause >> the purple pillow >> jimmy: and you slept with the oscar? >> i did [ applause ] >> jimmy: why not? that's a dream come true >> right, exactly. >> jimmy: it's a dream come true now where does he live >> um, well, if you come over, and you're in the kitchen -- it's like a littlest easter egg. you know, you never know where
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you might see him. right now he's next to the bowls and the dishes on the shelf. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the best. >> you know when you have these -- these open shelves. >> jimmy: yes, yes >> so he's just -- he's just hanging out right there. >> jimmy: he's just hanging out? yeah, he's just hanging out. >> letting the sun come through the window you know, just like -- >> jimmy: yeah, why not? your first oscar nomination was for your portrayal of tina turner in "what's love got to do with it? [ cheers and applause amazing. >> thank you >> jimmy: and tina turner sadly passed away last may but a month before, maybe, or two months before, she actually wrote the tribute for you for your "time100" piece >> mm-hm >> jimmy: tina wrote it for you. what -- that had to feel amazing. >> it truly does she was just a force of nature and as -- i mean, and, just like her nature, because during the filming of it, no one could've been as supportive as she was. >> jimmy: really >> you can imagine that was quite an -- oh, my gosh! >> jimmy: here's you and tina. >> yes mm-hm. [ audience aws ] yeah >> jimmy: i mean, i -- i read somewhere that you only had 30 days to prepare for this. is that true >> 30 days 30 days. >> jimmy: for this movie
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>> they wanted it to be 48 hours i was like, "are you crazy?" >> jimmy: yeah >> "a girl needs to prepare. a little preparation >> jimmy: i mean, you crushed this one that must've been -- i mean, this is a tough role to do >> it truly was. the hardest thing ever >> jimmy: it was, you think? >> everything else is easy after that >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] you know who loves you our pal, keke palmer >> oh, yes >> jimmy: we love keke >> yes, my little girl >> jimmy: she came on our show and she did an impression of you. >> mm-hm >> jimmy: i dunno if you've ever seen it, but if you haven't seen it, check this out. here's keke. >> okay. >> jimmy: this angela bassett? >> angela bassett. so, okay, i do one where -- i don't know if you guys have seen -- it's "the american dream, the michael jackson story" where she plays katherine jackson. and it's the moment where she finds out joe cheated on her and he comes in. "you a liar. [ laughter ] "and you were cheatin' and i don't want you, i don't want you, i don't want you." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wow! i've never seen that ♪ >> jimmy: is that great? >> that's awesome. the little tremor. >> jimmy: yes, is that great or what we love her. but that's -- you played her mom, right >> i did, i did. that's my baby
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she -- she requested me to be her mom in "akeelah and the bee. so i was like, so touched. >> jimmy: yeah, she loves you. >> so proud of her >> jimmy: and in addition to "9-1-1," you also star in "damsel" opposite millie bobby brown we were just talking about you, and how much she loves you >> oh. >> jimmy: and robin wright, same thing, loves you so much. have you worked with either of those actors >> that was the first time working with either one of them and millie requested me as well to play her mother >> jimmy: really >> to so -- to play her stepmom in this -- >> jimmy: how great is she >> -- big over the top game of "game of thrones" sort of, you know, fantasy, action movie where she doesn't need anyone to save her day. she saves her own day. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right [ cheers and applause >> she did a magnificent job, this young lady, oh, my gosh >> jimmy: talk to me about "9-1-1." this is -- the last time -- what, is it season seven now >> we're just starting season seven. we just reached a milestone of 100 episodes >> jimmy: look at you, come on [ cheers and applause
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>> look at that. >> jimmy: look what you do you're a -- you're so -- i mean, you're so -- but you're so great in it last time i think you were on the show we talked about it, it was the end of last season you were on -- your character was on your honeymoon. >> we were going off to our honeymoon. >> jimmy: yeah >> yes not her favorite idea for a vacation, on a cruise. >> jimmy: but, of course, it's not going to be a beautiful, easy honeymoon >> no, of course not, never. i think just got out of a whole -- a thing of water up to my -- my chin >> jimmy: that's what you were saying what -- what -- you were on a cruise what is it >> we go on a cruise, and it -- and pirates attack us. and it's just mayhem >> jimmy: yeah, this is exactly what we want come on. [ light laughter ] and so -- what -- so there's water -- >> some folk make it, and some folk don't >> jimmy: yeah but it's like -- >> it's in water we know last time i didn't make it >> jimmy: but it's like poseidon [ laughter ] >> it's based on the poseidon adventure. >> jimmy: it is? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so there's - >> sort of a take on that. >> jimmy: how's it like acting in -- in all that water? >> it's -- it's -- >> jimmy: is it claustrophobic is it cold is it -- >> they warm it up, which is nice >> jimmy: okay >> make it a little warm, not quite bath water, but warm,
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because if it's too hot, then it'll fog the lens you know, so -- so they warm it up but it gets cold in l.a. because l.a.'s a desert, right so when they say, "okay, you got a 10 minute break while we change the lenses and the camera angles," you don't want to get out 'cause you're sopping wet and it's freezing. so, you just sink in the water and you sit there. and the day is 12 hours long so it's the longest bath ever. [ laughter ] ever >> jimmy: the longest bath was worth it >> "and all you guys, you crew in this water, you better behave." >> jimmy: yeah, you're taking - >> don't want to see anybody getting -- >> jimmy: nobody we're taking a bath with every -- yeah, exactly, yeah "everyone behave," exactly "we're all sharing this water, okay?" >> don't drink water [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "there's no pee in our pool there's no pee in our pool." >> you said it >> jimmy: welcome to our "ool," yeah, exactly. i want to show a clip. here's angela bassett in "9-1-1." take a look at this. >> those were nail marks and the maid said that the bed hadn't been slept in all night i don't know where he was last night, but i do know where she wasn't, and still isn't.
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>> what do you think happened? >> i think he killed his wife. i mean, 106 weeks at sea with the same person? oh, that can only end in a a homicide [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: angela bassett, everyone "9-1-1" premieres tomorrow at 8:00 p.m. on abc and is streaming on hulu the next day we'll be right back with noel fielding. stick around the best [ cheers and applause ♪ you should switch to 1-800 contacts because it's super easy. so cheap. i saved shipping costs, i saved doctor office visit fees. 1-800 contacts always has my exact same brand in stock. it was cheaper on 1-800 contacts than actually going to the eye doctor. it's the future, it's amazing. 1-800 contacts! right
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is the co-host of "the great british bake- off. he also stars in the new comedy series, "the completely made-up adventures of dick turpin," which airs fridays on apple tv+. please welcome noel fielding [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we have options. that's noel fielding we have options. you can sit, you can lay down, it's -- whatever you feel like doing. it depends >> just lean over here >> jimmy: have the interview yeah, whatever you -
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yeah, you want to lean [ laughter ] you can lean if you like >> i'll hover, i'll hover. >> jimmy: yeah, you'll -- i'm so happy to see you. >> i just caught a glimpse of myself i thought i'd buy this coat, it's like the new york dolls but actually, it's more "sesame street." >> jimmy: no - [ laughter ] no, it's still -- it's charming >> come on, jimmy, try my coat on you can make it look cool. >> jimmy: you think so >> if anyone can make it look cool [ cheers and applause you can do it. >> look at this. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it's not bad >> wow >> jimmy: it's not bad i think you rock it. i think -- >> look at you >> jimmy: no, no, no, you got to >> do you know what this is? >> jimmy: what >> this is buster keaton if if he was a pimp. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it does look like that that's so funny. >> you do look like buster >> jimmy: i do look like -- a little like buster keaton. >> you do look like buster keaton. >> jimmy: thank you, i'll take that i love -- that's a complement. i love this. >> i calmed you. i took my coat off and revealed my "bake-off" paunch [ laughter ] a little bit of eclair there, a trifle up here >> jimmy: have you ever done the -- the bottle flip >> oh, yeah, yeah.
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it's easy, watch ah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's very -- no, it's a simple thing, right >> is it how's it work? >> jimmy: no, that's it. >> that's it oh >> jimmy: angela bassett makes it look easy >> when you've been doing it as long as me, you can do two at the same time. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's so good no, i just love doing it anyway, we won't have to even worry about this, it's no big deal [ cheers and applause ♪ you see what i'm saying? the jacket -- the jacket comes off. >> buster keaton >> jimmy: yeah, come on, buster keaton. >> left-handed [ laughter ] >> jimmy: during the interview, just keep flipping it and see if it lands. you were part of "the great british bake-off." this -- i love this move because i -- i knew you before that show. >> yep pre-"bake-off. >> jimmy: and i don't -- yeah, pre-"bake-off. >> pre-"bake-off" noelie >> jimmy: yeah, that's what we used to call you back before we knew you were going to go on, we used to call you "pre- 'bake-off' noelie.
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>> i know. >> jimmy: and then -- but -- but then -- i thought that was one of the, kind of, most interesting choices to have you as one of the hosts. >> i mean, at that point people didn't really know me as a a person i'd never done reality tv. i looked quite scary [ light laughter ] a bit like keith richards in his prime. and i had a reputation as being quite a party guy. you know, used to hang out with courtney love and amy winehouse. and then, i think, when i got that gig, britain was horrified. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, they go -- >> they was like, "who's letting nosferatu in the tent? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is like -- but this is a -- [ laughter ] a beautiful -- this is a giant show i mean, this is like, the number one show in england >> i know. >> jimmy: do you have any pressure does it feel like you might ruin it or taint it? >> it's so -- yeah, it's like an institution, so i -- and everyone was mortified and i just thought, "i'm gonna -- this is -- i'm gonna -- i'm gonna have to leave england. [ light laughter ] i said, "i can't do this." and then they brought in paul hollywood i don't know if you've seen his eyes, they're very blue.
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and they wheeled him in, which is weird 'cause he can walk. and they wheeled him in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's in his contract he must be wheeled around. >> he's on a big throne. it's got six wheels. and i looked into his beautiful, blue eyes, and i sort of got sucked in for a moment and i dived into his blue eyes, and then i found myself in a a waterfall naked. [ laughter ] and when i came out, i had done eight seasons, so there you go [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's a beautiful story. it's a beautiful story >> and - >> jimmy: you're a crowd favorite >> -- as a cheeky bonus, i've got two children now [ laughter ] i don't know that happened >> jimmy: from the waterfall >> i was in a waterfall. >> jimmy: from the waterfall, yeah you're -- but people love you. the audience loves you i couldn't see the show without you now. and i just love getting to know you on there, and seeing how - >> you know what >> first of all, how friendly you are. but also you're very funny, you're brilliantly funny but just to get to see that side of you, the friendly side, and just the open side, and how nice you are >> you know what it's the best job in the world like, you wouldn't -- i don't
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know why you would -- you'd never leave that show. it's just like -- it's on a stately home there are lambs frolicking prue leith is amazing. alison - >> jimmy: yeah, she's great. >> alison hammond, who's just joined the -- it's so good >> jimmy: oh yeah, i have a picture of everyone here >> it's just such a lovely, lovely show. >> jimmy: this is the cast >> and the bakers are so good. and they're so brilliant at what they do and they're really funny because they're not -- they're not celebs, so they're, sort of, not guarded. and that you have really good, interesting chats with them, you know and you can just improvise so i sort of see it as, in a a weird way, how i sort of positioned it in my head was, it's a bit like you're able to improvise in a sort of tent, which is a bit like a circus and so for me, i just pretend to be in "mork & mindy" in a a tent in a circus [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah and it pays off. >> that's how i get up in the morning. you've got to tell yourself -- >> jimmy: that's how you wake up, yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: but let's talk about your new series. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is the "the completely made-up adventures of dick turpin." >> yes >> jimmy: it's very, very funny, very entertaining
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tell everyone what it's about and who you play >> well, dick turpin is a real guy. i don't think dick turpin's very well known in america i think, he's like robin hood but robin hood robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. and dick turpin just robbed from the rich. so he's not a -- [ laughter ] not a nice guy criminal i think he was famous for riding a horse to york, which is quite unusual and then he got hanged so we sort of -- yeah, it's quite gruesome so we thought all right, let's -- let's reimagine dick, yeah [ laughter ] i don't know if you've ever reimagined dick, and - [ laughter ] no [ laughter ] stop it, stop it stop it, it's not that kind of show [ laughter ] we had a lot of meetings about dick and don't -- seriously once you go into this dick tunnel, you can't come out it's a nightmare [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> i've always known i'd make a good dick, but - [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: i -- i've always - >> so my dick, me, the character, dick -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's different than - >> i can't get out of this >> jimmy: it's different than - it's -- your dick is different than his dick. [ laughter ] like the history's >> this is potentially the end of the interview [ laughter ] >> jimmy: flip the bottle! flip the bottle! flip the bottle! [ audience ohs ] [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip here's noel fielding in "the completely made-up adventures of dick turpin." take a look at this. >> my first highway robbery. i haven't been this excited since i discovered my own cheekbones >> here's your gun, dick >> thank you >> that's the thing you shoot people with. >> okay, wow, that's quite small isn't it it looks like your gun gave birth to my gun. so i'm holding up a stage coach with this, am i? >> yeah, actually, are you sure you don't want us to take the lead on this, seeing as you have no experience or knowledge and a tiny little gun? >> i'll be fine now. trust me, i've got this.
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[ horse whinnying ♪ [ hoofbeats okay guys, this is it, history in the making >> okay. >> we strike on three. one, two - [ hoofbeats [ laughter ] we'll get the next one they move quite fast, don't they >> jimmy: it's brilliant, man. [ cheers and applause that's so funny. i love it. noel fielding, everyone. [ cheers and applause "the completely made-up adventures of dick turpin" airs fridays on apple tv+ more "tonight show" after the break. stick around come on back [ cheers and applause come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ [cars honking] i'm a guy who lost a bet. and my dignity. get out of the way! as if watching my team lose wasn't punishment enough.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to angela bassett, noel fielding, zayn, mitch rowland -- [ cheers and applause ben harper [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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