chance the rapper, kings of leon, once again! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you for watching. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." good night, everyone. oh, the roots, by the way. we love the roots. hi, roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with

seth meyers." tonight -- chance the rapper, star of "drive-away dolls," actress margaret qualley, cooking with restaurateur and chef emilio vitolo. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden told reporters yesterday that he's optimistic about a ceasefire in gaza by next week. and this was awkward -- while i was eating ice cream. [ light laughter ] how about a minute to put down my cone, dude? this is like when obama announced we got bin laden just as someone put out the pie. [ laughter ] former president trump is set on thursday to visit the u.s./mexico border, i'm guessing to make a break for it? [ laughter ] you guys, before we move on i want to address something we did on the show yesterday. we showed a clip that implied that donald trump had mistakenly referred to his wife as mercedes. it has since been explained to us that he was referring to

republican operative named mercedes schlapp. so apologies to donald trump, who definitely knows that his wife's name is melanie. [ laughter ] former president trump is reportedly working to build up his campaign fundraising operation. yeah, i bet. pretty soon he's going to start selling official mar-a-lago copper wiring. [ laughter ] being a trump donor now must be such a bummer. it's like having a 16-year-old dog. he's costing you a fortune, he doesn't really do anything, and it seems like he hates being alive. [ light laughter ] the first ever florida man games were held over the weekend. they're like any other sport, except you have to fail a drug test. [ laughter ] a handcuffed prisoner recently escaped from custody at a philadelphia hospital. he managed to make his way to a philly sidewalk where he could blend in with all the other guys wearing one handcuff. [ light laughter ] the fast food chain wendy's has announced it will experiment

with a new surge pricing menu next year. so a burger may cost a dollar more during the lunch rush and $40 more at 3 a.m. we know you want it! [ light laughter ] where else you gonna go? a couple in kentucky recently got married in the men's restroom at a gas station. i don't know who that's worse for, the couple getting married or whoever was waiting for the key. [ laughter ] they're on toasts. [ light laughter ] authorities in boston over the weekend arrested a mcdonald's customer after he allegedly punched an employee. and, yes, he'll be pressing charges. [ laughter ] and finally, according to a new report, 72% of republican voters said that they have a favorable view of birth control, while the other 28% are duggars. [ light laughter ] and that was the monologue, everybody. we're off and running.

[ cheers and applause ] we have a good one for you. he's a grammy-winning artist who returns as a coach on the newest season of nbc's "the voice." chance the rapper is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] so happy he's back. she's a very talented actress you know from "the leftovers" and "once upon a time in hollywood." she stars in "drive-away dolls," which is in theaters now. margaret qualley is also back. [ cheers and applause ] and he is the owner of the popular restaurant emilio's ballato here in new york city. chef emilio vitolo will be cooking with us. can't wait for that. [ cheers and applause ] new episode of "family trips" with my brother. we have a listener episode. we also talk to our good friend zach woods. do check out "family trips" wherever you get your podcasts. moving on, we here at "late night" don't always have enough time to cover all the recent news, so here with a recap is one of our writers amber ruffin in a segment we call "amber says what." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hey! you guys, things have been crazy.

okay. first of all, usher performed at the super bowl. and i was like, whaat? then he took his shirt off, and i was like what? [ laughter ] then the camera got in real close and i was like what are you doing, usher? please, not here, not like this. i'm at my little friends house. i can't be feeling like this in public. then later during the super bowl beyonce announced that she was dropping an album, and i was like what! [ cheers ] yes, girl. then people were like, you will never guess the genre. and i was like, what, who cares? long as it's not country. and they were like it's country. and i was like -- [ cheers and applause ] i, amber ruffin, love country. ♪ i have always loved country. i am country, and country is me. grand ole opry, grand ole amber. country is my favorite thing, and beyonce invented it. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

thanks. then i saw that all these black people were nominated for oscars, and i was like what what! [ cheers and applause ] we have daniel brooks, da'vine joy randolph, sterling k. brown, colman domingo, jeffrey wright, amber ruffin. >> seth: amber, you weren't nominated for an oscar. >> yet. just wait until you see my work in "my boss is a monster, the amber ruffin story." [ laughter ] anyway, these oscars are so black, they might as well be the b.e.t. awards. >> seth: good one. >> you don't know what that is. >> seth: i know what the b.e.t. awards are. >> "i know what the b.e.t. awards are." every time you give me lip, it's going in the movie. [ light laughter ] then i heard that the alabama supreme court said that frozen embryos are children, and i was like what -- classes did you take to get your law degree, biology for misogynists? and if frozen embryos are children, i'm going to make a bunch, move myself and my

freezer down to alabama so i can claim 47 dependents on my taxes. [ laughter and applause ] and i'll get there fast too, because me and my eggs can take the carpool lane. [ laughter ] then the best thing in the world happened. a new york judge ordered trump to pay $355 million, and i was like wha-ha-ha-hat! now, i got to be honest. i'm not sure for which thing, because this man goes to court more than judge joe brown. [ light laughter ] now sometimes references can tell your race and your age. [ light laughter ] but trump got banned from doing business in new york, and i was like what? but the very next day, this man went to a sneaker conference to try to sell his $399 trump high-tops, and i was like what are those? [ laughter ] then i saw this on fox news. >> this is connecting with black america, because they love sneakers. they're into sneakers. they love the -- you know, this is a big deal. [ laughter ]

>> and i was like wha? [ laughter ] when you put it like that, maybe the things donald trump says and does -- ♪ are some of my favorite things. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ sneakers indictments and orange foundation ♪ >> seth: all right, all right. we get it. [ laughter ] >> yeah, you right. then i saw it was the tenth anniversary of "late night," and i was like whaat! [ cheers and applause ] yay! i've been here ten years? look at this -- ten years have gone by and i haven't aged a day. then i wanted to see if seth aged -- >> seth: no, no, no, no, no. >> and i was like -- >> seth: no, no, no, no, no. [ laughter ] >> whaa-aa-aa-ha-hat? [ laughter ] you look like you drank from the wrong chalice in "indiana jones." [ laughter ] seth, what happened to your suits? you're not even dressed up enough to watch a talk show. [ laughter ] you dress like you're on your way to wilco and then remembered you had a show. side night, scollins pitched

that joke, and i was like what is wilco? and then he was like, it's a band. and i was like shut up. [ light laughter ] for real, seth, it's our ten-year anniversary. and to celebrate, you got me something really special. >> seth: don't you mean you got me something really special? >> no! you mean you didn't get me anything for our ten-year anniversary? this is going in the movie. [ laughter ] then trump went on tv and said this. >> the mugshot. we've all seen the mugshot. and you know who embraced it more than anybody else? the black population. it's incredible. you see black people walking around with my mugshot. [ light laughter ] >> you know, he's right. i love mugshots. in fact, the more i think about it -- ♪ >> seth: no, amber! [ laughter ] >> it can be my anniversary present. >> seth: all right, fine. >> yippee! ♪ ♪ spray tan divorces and underaged models straight drinking ketchup just out of the bottle ♪ ♪ asking if anyone's heard of beijing

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: give it up for the fantastic 8g band right over there, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] also, we are so lucky to have fred armisen here this week,

everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and fred, yesterday was such a special show. it was our tenth anniversary show. our good friend amy poehler was here. president joe biden was here. >> fred: yeah. >> seth: a lot of secret service was here. >> fred: yeah. >> seth: and i saw you at one point, you were talking to the president saying you actually don't need all this secret service, and you said, "i can teach you some self-defense stuff." >> fred: yeah. so self-defense is pretty, like it's pretty basic, it's pretty easy. >> seth: yeah. >> fred: and basically all you have to do is just roll into your shoulders a little bit. and as long as you do some of this -- [ light laughter ] -- constantly, like if you stay in this motion, you're always going to elude whatever's coming your way. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's so funny. because i got to be honest, watching you with the naked eye it looks like you're moving real slow and it would be easy to grab you. >> fred: it would be double speed, first of all. you just sort of like, quickly, if you do this. [ laughter ] and i know it looks silly, but when it comes to safety, it kind of comes in handy.

>> seth: gotcha. so if somebody in new york city saw you walking down the street, would you likely be walking like that? >> fred: most likely. >> seth: yeah. >> fred: yes. [ laughter ] yes. >> seth: that's great. and then, based on it, like, if you have a coffee, do you have to worry about spilling it when you walk like that? >> fred: you do have to worry about that. [ light laughter ] it comes up quite a lot. and in the classes that i do that definitely comes up. and what i say is -- [ laughter ] you know. >> seth: give it up for fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is a grammy award-winning musician. he returns as a coach on the newest season of "the voice" airing mondays and tuesday nights right here on nbc. let's take a look. >> chance. >> donny, what up, bro? >> what's up, man? >> bro, i'm such a big fan, dude. >> oh, that's hard. >> let me get some dap, man. >> yes, let's go. let's go, dude. [ cheers and applause ] >> welcome to "the voice," man. >> if chance would have turned, he might have had a shot. >> donny's on "the voice," y'all. >> i just got to dap with chance. >> whoo, donny! [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm upset that i didn't turn

for you. >> you might have had a shot. >> 'cause you got great energy. i'm glad that you're going to be on the show with the queen herself, reba. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, chance. >> seth: please welcome back to the show chance the rapper, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> seth: welcome back. >> thank you, man. it's good to be back. >> seth: i'm thrilled to have you here. your second season of "the voice." >> yeah. >> seth: didn't win the first season. >> i didn't win. thank you. >> seth: feeling good? >> yeah. i feel pretty good. >> seth: do you feel like you've learned lessons that are going to help you win season two? >> did i learn lessons? uh, not really. i don't know. [ light laughter ] i don't know yet. it's yet to be seen. but we had our first episode last night. and i looked like i was doing pretty good on the show. >> seth: yeah. do you enjoy your fellow judges? do you have a good competition? >> yeah. it's all friendly. you know what's actually crazy?

me and john, we got into a little thing last night where one of the contestants that we both turned for was a huge fan of john. and john being as excited as he is, he offered to duet one of his own original songs with her as like a sort of bribe. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. it seems like it might be shady and illegal. >> yeah. that's what i was saying, nbc. [ laughter ] but what happened was i actually -- i offered to do the same. i offered to sing john legend's song with her -- [ laughter ] as well, and i actually -- i actually won the contestant. i beat -- >> seth: wow. [ cheers and applause ] i mean. >> oh, yeah. >> seth: i think that contestant was really smart, because obviously we already know what it sounds like when john legend sings one of his songs. >> sings it, right, right. but what if it's chance, you know what i mean? [ light laughter ] >> seth: you might have another duet coming up in your future based on a conversation we had last time. >> yeah. >> seth: you were talking about

how your daughters are a little young maybe to love your music. >> yeah. >> seth: and you said basically out of desperation you would do a track with peppa pig. >> right, and -- [ laughter ] >> seth: peppa pig official, the twitter account, screenshotted you, saying that and said, "tell your people to call mine." and then you wrote back, "huge fan, will reach out through the proper channels." >> yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. and i have been trying to. it's just really difficult to get in touch with peppa. [ laughter ] >> seth: well -- she's british, right? so there's a time difference. >> yeah. exactly. >> seth: that'll make it hard. hey, last time we were here, speaking about ten-year anniversaries, we just had one. you had "acid rap," ten-year anniversary. that -- you were about to take it out on the road. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: how was it this summer? >> it was crazy. it was an awesome thing just being able to reach back on some music that meant so much to me, at the time. you know, i was much younger. it was ten years ago. i was 20 years old when i dropped that stuff. and just seeing everybody and how everybody's grown.

like, there's people that -- that were there that were, you know, the same age as me when it dropped, but also, i guess, kids too. you know what i mean? it's weird to see, like, eight-year-olds that love "acid rap." [ light laughter ] i'm like, "you were a baby," you know? you were negative two. so -- >> seth: it must be cool, because obviously, a lot has changed for you for ten years, but the music still means something to you. and then you do see the concert, and you realize, oh, this music, i'm not the only one who's had a relationship with it. this is an audience that has cared about it for ten years. >> yeah. no. it's a really like -- i don't know, it's a good feeling. now i'm getting in my feels. it's a cool thing. [ audience aws ] it's a cool thing. >> seth: there was also the 50th anniversary of hip-hop. and the grammys did something really cool, got people together from different generations. you got to perform on stage with 2 chainz and rick ross. i mean, i think for a lot of people my age, we kind of can't believe that hip-hop is 50 years old, because it felt so new when i was first introduced to it. what was it like for you going back and doing something like this with a couple of legends? >> i mean, it was insane. i have so much love for both of them. and they've been like people in

my life for a long time. all i could think about was these shiny pants that i had on. >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> and how great they looked. like, they look -- [ laughter ] they look amazing. >> seth: they look amazing. and i bet they look even shinier on stage. >> yeah, no, in person, it's radiant. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] you have new music coming out this year. >> yeah. >> seth: "star line gallery." >> "star line gallery." [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: what is your -- i mean, obviously you put a lot of, you know, heart, soul, work into music. do you have sort of a excitement about the fact that people get to hear it soon? >> yeah. you know what's really cool? i did a show recently. i don't know how many people know this, but i just opened up a theater on the south side of chicago with -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you, yeah. with myself and jennifer hudson and quincy jones. and i just did one of the first shows there and it was a bunch of like unreleased music. and it was the first time that anybody had heard a lot of the stuff from "star line," but also it was the first time that, you know, i got to perform in my new

venue. and it really reminded me so much of like the open mic days. that's what i really come from, is like poetry and like being in spaces where you're playing new music. and to go -- you know, when you're a touring artist, you're playing the same songs over and over again. and it's fun and everybody knows the words. but there's like a different -- i don't know. i don't even know the right word for it. there's just a different feel and it's way more vulnerable to like perform words that you've never said to people before and have them take it in at that moment. it was just such a cool thing. >> seth: i always get goosebumps the first time i try -- the first time i try a new joke and it works. >> yeah, that's what it feels like. >> seth: there's that thrill of like, oh! >> yeah! >> seth: like, i'm going to do this a hundred more times and it'll never be as exciting as the first time people were like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> no. it's just like that, except for instead of laughing, people yell like, "bars." they like -- [ laughter ] yeah, people do that. >> seth: no one has ever yelled "bars" at me. >> really? [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. it's very hurtful. >> i'm going to come to one of those shows. >> seth: thank you.

[ light laughter ] and this was an old theater that you reopened. so this is -- >> renovated, yeah. >> seth: and was this sort of a famous theater. did you know much about it? >> yeah. so it was the ramova theater. it used to be a movie theater, a really popular cinema, like, you know, since i think the '30s. and it was a landmark space on the south side of chicago in the bridgeport neighborhood. and it stayed dormant for about 40 years. it was just closed. and my buddy tyler had the idea to renovate it and create like a space for, you know, a music venue. there's not a lot on the south side. and for there to be so much black ownership in a neighborhood like bridgeport is really crazy and kind of radical. so it's been something that i was excited about from the jump since i heard about the opportunity. and to see it like, you know, living and breathing and having all these people in such an intimate space and feeling like, i don't know, like i own the place. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: you are wearing your iconic "3" hat.

and my friend jason sudeikis was here once and told us a story. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> that's my bud. >> seth: he said it was -- for his son's third birthday party he gave out your hat to everybody at the party. it was a very novel idea for use of your hat. >> yeah. >> seth: have you heard that before of anybody giving it away as a party favor? >> no. just jason sudeikis. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> that's my guy, though. he's awesome. >> seth: he's great. i think he's repped you before. >> yeah. >> seth: with merch on this show. i'm wondering, if you ever wanna to not be recognized, do you ever wear a different hat? [ light laughter ] >> i was hoping i'd never get asked this question on tv. yes, i do. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah, i do. that's why i wear bucket hats or other stuff when i'm out in public sometimes. but then sometimes i wear the 3 hat. sometimes i want like a discount or something. [ laughter ] >> seth: it was so -- i thought you were going to say, "i wear the 3 hat, i like interacting with my fans." but no, you just want a discount. >> that's the main -- that's the main thing. [ light laughter ] hey, fred. what's up, bud? >> fred: how you doing? >> seth: do you know fred well?

>> sort of. i love fred. we're friends. >> fred: yeah, i would say yeah. >> yeah, we're friends. >> seth: that's great. every time i asked him if we're friends, he says no. [ laughter ] he says we're colleagues. i'm like, "why?" why use that word. >> yeah. that's such a strong word. >> seth: it is such a pleasure to have you back here, man. always such -- and you know what? i'm knocking on wood, because last time you were here, the next day was the writers' strike. so you were here on a monday, you know, and then i was like, "oh, that was great with chance. we're going to really ride this wave. what a fun interview." and then we didn't work for five months. >> yeah. and the writers was like, "we've had enough. [ light laughter ] don't ever have chance on again." [ light laughter ] >> seth: thanks for being back, my friend. it was really such a delight. always good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] chance the rapper, everybody. "the voice" airs monday and tuesday nights right here on nbc. we'll be right back with margaret qualley. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [car traversing over uneven ground.] [silence in the vehicle.] [car traversing over rocky ground]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: our next guest is a talented actress you know from her work on shows such as "maid" and "the leftovers," and films like "once upon a time in hollywood" and "poor things." she currently stars in "drive-away dolls," which is in theaters now. let's take a look. >> where you want to go? >> tallahassee? >> tallahassee? >> what's wrong with tallahassee? it's very nice. there's spanish moss and live oak. >> curly here. >> don't call me curly. >> ain't your name curly? >> my name is curly.

we just met. it's too familiar. >> have you ever been to tallahassee? >> no. i got good sense. your car is a dodge aries. >> oh. okay. is that a good car? >> not really. >> you sell those shirts? >> seth: please welcome back to the show margaret qualley, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> seth: hello, my friend. welcome back to the show. >> thanks. >> seth: is it true that this is a big night for you? this is your first late night talk show that you're doing sober? >> yes. >> seth: wow! [ laughter ] that's so exciting. >> and to clarify, like, i'm not sober. like, i'm -- i'll do it again tonight or tomorrow. >> seth: you'll have a drink after the show. >> probably. >> seth: this is just the first time you've done an interview sober. >> yes.

>> seth: got it. >> yeah. >> seth: what a delight. [ light laughter ] what an honor that you think you can do it with me without, you know, tying one on. >> yeah, i don't know what i was thinking, yeah. >> seth: are you regretting it? >> should we pour one now? no, i'm just kidding, i'm fine. >> seth: okay, good. no. yeah. >> seth: did you start having a little drink before an interview because you were a little nervous? >> yes. >> seth: yes. >> and i'm still a little nervous, but -- hi. but i just figure, let's see. >> seth: yeah! >> yeah. >> seth: great. next time i see you on a talk show you're going to be so in the bag. >> here's the thing though. well, i thought, like -- i felt -- to be honest, i was like, you know, i seem high. like i'm laughing too much. but now i'm realizing that it's still happening. [ laughter ] yeah. so it might just be me. >> seth: it might. you know what? i'm glad we finally stopped blaming alcohol. [ laughter ] this is so exciting, margaret. you bought a horse. >> i did. >> seth: that's fantastic. what made you do that? >> well, i mean -- okay. i grew up in montana and north carolina, horse country.

and then i was looking for a horse for a while. and then i bought a horse, but i didn't just buy, like -- i didn't buy like a trained horse. like i bought like a baby horse with this like idea that i could train it myself. >> seth: just a loose horse. >> we watched this documentary about like -- god, what was it called? it's about like taming stallions? and i was like -- >> seth: by the way, based on you not knowing the title, i'm not sure you absorbed how to tame a stallion. [ laughter ] so you watched a documentary and you were like, "i can do this," and you went out and you bought a small horse? [ laughter ] all right, so how old is the horse? >> 2. >> seth: okay. [ light laughter ] and what's the horse's -- >> i can't ride him yet. he's too young to be ridden. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> we're doing groundwork. >> seth: all right. how old is a horse when you can -- >> he's quite big. >> seth: what's the name of it? >> big. [ laughter ] >> seth: is this like a who's on first right now? your horse's name is big? >> yes. >> seth: okay. but it was very small when you got it. >> he's small in years? >> seth: okay. >> large in size. >> seth: oh, he was always a big horse, though?

>> yes. >> seth: how old is big going to be before you can ride him? >> eh, i've been putting weight on him. i've been testing it with my body, you know, leaning over him. [ light laughter ] >> seth: was this in the documentary? [ laughter ] like, i feel like somebody -- >> well, you know, this is a horse that's been handled. it's like a labrador puppy in comparison to a like, a wolf of a stallion. >> seth: sure, sure, sure. i'll pretend i follow. so -- [ laughter ] are you worried that people are going to think you're -- and don't take this the wrong way -- like, one of those horse people? >> out of my depth? yes. >> seth: okay. >> yes. um -- yes. no, i think it's a really fine line. you know, well, first of all, i would rather -- i would prefer to be more cowgirl than equestrian. >> seth: got it. >> i think that's something that you -- >> seth: i understand the distinction. >> and then beyond that, i want to make sure -- okay. when i leave the stable, jack says that i have horse brain, which just means i'm kind of like smiling just like, "life! dee-dee-de-do." and i'm cool with that. but like there's always like horse girl. and if you become horse girl -- like growing up there was this girl danielle in my grade.

and like, she was always drawing horses, you know? [ laughter ] and like she had like the horse notebook and the horse backpack. and like, it felt sexual, you know? [ laughter ] >> seth: oh. >> do you know what i mean? >> seth: once again, margaret, you've zigged when i expected a zag. [ laughter ] i'm like, "i know what you mean, i know what you mean. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." [ laughter ] >> you know like a young girl talking about bareback, like, it's just dangerous territory. >> seth: yep, yep, it is dangerous territory. and now i'm regretting a lot of high school conversations i had. [ light laughter ] speaking of something that's maybe a little uncomfortable, "drive-away dolls," which is very funny and a wonderful cast. it was not originally called "drive-away dolls." >> "drive-away dykes." >> seth: "drive-away dykes" was the original title. and then -- >> it's a great title. >> seth: it is a -- "drive away dykes" is a great title. >> yeah. >> seth: and then did they just say -- did marketing say, "we can't call it 'drive away dykes'?" >> i think that. i think that some places wouldn't put it like on the marquee, like on the -- to get it in to go to the theater, yeah.

>> seth: and you needed -- you do. >> we wanted everyone to be able to -- >> seth: to see it. >> yeah. >> seth: well, that makes a lot of sense. >> but i love "drive-away dykes," the movie and the title. >> seth: yes. and this is a film which is a really fun film to promote on late night television. but having seen this very funny film, i would imagine daytime shows, it's a little trickier. >> they wouldn't show the clip. >> seth: they wouldn't show the clip on daytime shows. >> the dildo. >> seth: there's a dildo in most scenes. >> the dildos are everywhere. [ light laughter ] >> seth: yeah. there's the most dildos per scene in this film -- >> yes. >> seth: that's amazing. >> yes. [ light laughter ] >> seth: to break a record like that. >> so many dildos, so much gay sex. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. >> seth: you did some interesting press in san francisco as far as a location. >> yes. we went to -- yeah. where did we go? >> seth: you went to a vibrator museum? >> yes. that's what we did. [ laughter ] i wanted to catch that for you, but then i thought what did i do again? [ laughter ] i went to a vibrator museum. >> seth: i've got to be honest. i would have assumed it was more memorable than that. >> no, it was memorable. you know, i wanted more time

there, but i left thinking i don't know that anyone should put that inside of them. like those ancient vibrators. like, it seemed dangerous. >> seth: yes. well, i think we can all appreciate the scientists who worked so hard for the technological improvements. >> advancements, yes. [ laughter ] >> seth: they're the real heros. >> thank you to the scientists. >> seth: and all the tv shows are about nasa, meanwhile those guys -- >> yeah. >> seth: or ladies. probably ladies, right? >> probably, i would hope. >> seth: i bet the early ones were guys, and then some ladies were like, "get out of here." [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: this thing's like a lawn mower. get out of here! [ laughter ] we're going to do it from now on. >> yeah. >> seth: geraldine and beanie, your costars, they've both been here promoting this film. they are lovely people. >> i know. >> seth: it must be fun to promote a movie that's both very funny and also that you like your cast mates. >> yes. i mean, i just love both of them. yeah, they're, like, truly some -- yeah, the best people. >> seth: did you know them before this or --? >> um, no. well, no. [ laughter ] >> seth: it's not a trick

question. [ light laughter ] oh, you didn't? well, interesting. we have some photos. [ laughter ] huh, okay. okay. you -- you've also -- now, you -- did you direct jack's video? >> i did, but i didn't direct it in the same -- like jack likes to say that like, i didn't, like, put on a baseball cap and say "i got this." >> seth: right. >> it wasn't like that. it was more like -- i'm not like trying to -- i can't do that, you know? i like being an actress. but i made up a dance for it. >> seth: okay. this is a bleacher song. >> a bleacher song. >> seth: it's called "tiny moves." >> yeah. a bleacher song, "tiny moves," i'm going to make up a dance to the songs kind of regardless. but then, you know, i wasn't working and i was like "maybe i should just make this dance really good and then show people." and then -- i -- yeah, i had an idea how i would want it to be shot and then ended up directing it myself. but i'm not a director. >> seth: okay.

but you directed this video, and some fans of jack's band are a little upset, because he's barely in the video. >> i gave him a cameo. [ laughter ] >> seth: so it's your husband's band and you're in the entire video, and then at the very end he turns up. >> yes. [ light laughter ] yes. >> seth: he obviously must have been okay with that if he signed off on it. >> yeah. he was fine with it. yeah. my -- i came up with the plot, which was that he would watch me dance for basically the entire duration of the song, and at the end i'd be like, "there he is." [ light laughter ] >> seth: pretty good. we could hear in the clip that you have a different accent in this film than your accent in real life. >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> seth: you do. you have a different accent. how did you develop the voice for this movie? because it is, i will say, very unlike anything i've ever heard before. >> yeah. it's not subtle. i went for like, some -- okay. the references were tommy lee jones. >> seth: yep. >> and ann richards. >> seth: yep, former governor of texas. >> exactly. >> seth: gotcha. >> and that keynote address is

like burned into my brain. >> seth: yes. >> anyway, so somewhere a world where those two things come together and then like a little bit of, uh -- [ light laughter ] that. >> seth: yeah. a little bit of horse girl. >> yeah. [ laughter ] a little bit of horse girl. >> seth: it seemed like a movie that was very fun to make. >> it was the best time. yeah, like, i love ethan coen and tricia cooke so much. they're the very best. and then i got to work with geraldine and beanie, the whole thing. it was just like the -- it was -- i was genuinely sad as i was making it knowing that it was going to go by too fast. you know? i felt like a parent with -- like what i would imagine you looking at your young child and be like, "oh, these days aren't going to last forever." >> seth: i do that all the time. ohh. [ laughter ] by the way, i meant to say, do you remember the last time we saw each other? >> yes. >> seth: because i was with my kids. >> i do remember. >> seth: yeah, we were in washington square park, and i

was walking my kids. and you were walking by, and you were on the phone. >> yeah. >> seth: and i waved and you waved, and then you said on the phone, you go, "i just saw seth meyers and his kids." and my kids go, "how does she know us?" [ laughter ] i'm like, "she doesn't know you!" and they're both like, "ohh!" >> oh, that's really cute. >> seth: yeah, it's really cute. i'm like, "she doesn't think i'm just walking around with like two small dudes." [ laughter ] it is always so nice to have you here. thank you so, so much. >> thank you. >> seth: congrats on the movie. [ cheers and applause ] that's margaret qualley, everyone. "drive-away dolls" is in theaters now. stick around. we'll be right back with chef emilio vitolo. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cellphone ringing ] phone call from the boss? sorry. outdoor time is me time. i hear that. that's why we protect all your vehicles here. but hey...nothing wrong with sticking it to the boss. ooooh, flo, you gonna take that? why would that concern me? because you're...the... aren't you the..? huh...we never actually discussed hierarchy. ok, why don't we just stick to letting dave know

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night." we're here with chef emilio vitolo, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] owner of the popular restaurant emilio's ballato, located in the nolita neighborhood right here in new york city. emilio, i know we're going to start with a cocktail before we get to the chicken parm. tell me what cocktail we're going to have. >> we're going to do an espresso martini, but my way. >> seth: okay. >> all right? >> seth: you seem like a real "my way" kind of guy. [ laughter ] >> it's got to be my way. >> seth: okay, absolutely. >> that's the only way i know is my way. >> seth: okay, good. >> all right, so we're going to make for me and you. so this is one ounce of espresso, one shot of espresso, right? >> seth: yeah. >> now we've got to do this guy right here.

i wish i would have opened this before. >> seth: yeah, i mean, i get it, but look how fast you did it. >> yep. >> seth: that would have been ten minutes for me. >> that's it. so we go two ounces. let's see if this is going to come out. so normally it's two ounces of cafe liqueur, one ounce vodka and one ounce of espresso. >> seth: now is this a popular drink now more than ever? i feel like i'm hearing a lot about espresso martinis. >> that's all [ bleep ] people order, man. >> seth: okay, great. [ laughter ] that's it, huh? >> it's the most annoying thing. you go through the table and that one person will be like, "yeah, i'll have an espresso martini." and you're like [ bleep ]. and then all of a sudden it goes through the whole entire thing. [ light laughter ] >> seth: great. so this is very traumatic that you have to make this for me right now. >> well, you know what -- let's see what happens. >> seth: i like you're like, "i'm going to show you my favorite drink. you come to my restaurant and [ bleep ] order it, you're dead to me." [ laughter ] >> all right. so now -- look, all right. we got vodka. >> seth: we got a little vodka! >> one.

one on here. okay? >> seth: you want me to shake this up first? >> yeah, you want to shake it up, baby? go ahead. here. >> seth: all right, great. >> hit it. >> seth: there we go, a little espresso martini. [ cheers and applause ] there we go. you pour it. i'm going to spill it everywhere. now i'm very excited -- >> shake it up a little bit more, you know. >> seth: yeah. i was going to get it all over myself. >> just to get the bubbles. >> seth: is this how you dress at the restaurant? because you look very snazzy. >> yes. >> seth: okay. >> yes, now, you know, i just had a baby, so -- >> seth: all right. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. you know, so now just trying to play the part of daddy, you know what i'm saying? daddy's got to look good. >> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. all right. that's good. dress up for your kid. how old? >> she's seven and a half months old. >> seth: all right, congratulations. what's her name? >> angelina marie. >> seth: all right, fantastic. [ applause ] >> i got my fiancee sammy. >> seth: all righty, well, cheers to both of them. here's to angelina marie and sammy and yourself. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: i get why people keep

ordering it. it's a very good drink. >> it's a tasty one. >> seth: all right, we're going to make my favorite -- this is my favorite food. i'm not lying. chicken parmesan. >> yes. okay. so this is what we're going to do. >> seth: okay. >> we got the chicken cutlet. >> seth: yep. >> pound the [ bleep ] out of this thing. >> seth: okay. >> you know what i'm saying? >> seth: and let me just encourage you to curse as much as you want. [ laughter ] >> you know what? i do it already to begin with, so -- >> seth: you know what? i was getting that bounce off you. [ light laughter ] all right, what are we putting in it now? >> so you got the chicken cutlet. you beat the [ bleep ] out of it, make sure it's nice and flat. [ light laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> okay. then you got the flour. okay. so this is all purpose flour. >> seth: i feel like if i was wearing a wire right now, they'd be able to indict you. [ laughter ] [ bleep ] pound the [ bleep ] out of it. you [ bleep ] [ bleep ] a lesson. [ laughter ] >> that's it. so you throw this bad boy in here. this is an egg wash, straight up egg. >> seth: okay. >> my hands are going to get crazy. >> seth: all right. everything about this looks great. >> all right, you see you got the egg wash. >> seth: yeah. >> then you got panko bread crumbs. there's a little parmesan

reggiano cheese, pecorino romano, parsley. so now we just want to throw this down, coat it and press it out. make sure everything is coated. >> seth: so gentle now. considering how you pounded the [ bleep ] out of it, it's really sweet -- [ laughter ] really sweet how you're treating it now. >> i'm making a [ bleep ] mess. [ laughter ] making a mess. okay. and then after that, we throw this bad boy in the oil. i mean, it's smoking right now. so hopefully it's up to temperature. it should be 350. but yeah, he took a [ bleep ] step back. [ laughter ] all right. so, yeah, we throw this guy in here. >> seth: oh, there we go. [ cheers ] >> yeah. >> seth: now, i got a question about the sauce, right. >> go ahead. >> seth: here's my question about the sauce. this is your sauce? >> it is, correct. >> seth: this is your sauce. and how -- is the sauce the most important part about a chicken parm? >> the sauce is the most important part, because nobody could get that [ bleep ] sauce. that's all i'm going to say. >> seth: this looks like you could buy this in a store, but you can't buy this in a store. >> you cannot buy that in the store. so that is -- that's family -- >> seth: secret family recipe? >> salerno, baby.

salerno, my friend. >> seth: and who did you learn it from? >> my father. i got to give i credit to my father. you know, without my father, i didn't even know how to [ bleep ] boil an egg. [ light laughter ] so big up to my pops. you know, he taught me everything i needed to know so -- [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: when you were learning the sauce, was your dad hard on you? did he make you do it over and over and over again? >> oh, yeah, yeah. no, nothing is ever good enough in his eyes. but i'm glad he moved that way because it gave me that drive to like, actually get out there and get that acceptance. >> seth: and this is a family business. this is his restaurant. you work with your brothers. >> yeah. so my younger brother right now, he is in fort lauderdale at the conrad hotel. i'm still holding it down with my father. i used to be the head i chef. then it was my brother. now my brother decided to do his own thing. >> seth: look at you guys. is it true at your restaurant here in new york there's a secret menu? >> yeah, i guess so.

just kind of -- my brother created this one dish. he calls it the vitolo antonio. so we're both [ bleep ] one day, during the day and next thing you know, my brother comes in and he goes, "yeah, i want you guys to try something." so i'm like what the [ bleep ] is he bringing me? so we got a traditional veal parmesan. and then he does like -- traditional veal parmesan and then puts like a little vodka sauce on there, throws a little prosciutto on there. there's parmesan reggiano cheese, pecorino romano buffalo mozzarella, fresh mozzarella. and he brings it out and he goes, "try this." i'm like, "what the [ bleep ] is that?" [ light laughter ] i'm like what the hell. i was like, okay. we tried it. and he's like, "do you mind if we run it as a special tonight?" i said no problem. we ran it as a special. and 'til this day, that dish has been crushing it. >> seth: god love him. >> yeah. people come by the restaurant. they're like, "yo, let me get the vitolo antonio." and you're like, "oh [ bleep ] they know what -- they know what they're talking about." [ light laughter ] they've been here before. you know what i'm saying? >> seth: all right, we got a finished version right here. can we take a look?

>> yes. all right, let's take the finished version out. >> seth: here we go, look at that. that is some beautiful -- look at that beautiful parmesan. [ cheers and applause ] oh! all right, hold on. i'm going to take a bite. do you mind if i take a bite here? >> oh, go ahead. >> seth: i'm very excited. i'm not lying. this is my favorite thing in the world. >> good? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: it's the best. thank you very much. what an honor to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> seth: emilio vitolo, everybody. we'll be right back with more "late night." congratulations again on the baby. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (qb) this is it. one play. this is when we find out... (luke) hey, quick question. student body math proficiency, would we say it's good? fair? satisfactory? (player 1) what? (luke) like a percentage, if you had to guess. (players) hey, get out of here man. get off the field. (luke) understood. (players) security! grab him! (marci) great student-teacher ratio... (luke) marci! we've got to go!

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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: i wanna thank my guests chance the rapper, margaret qualley, emilio vitolo, everybody. he's a new dad. [ cheers and applause