have traveled from around the world to celebrate their life-changing success with zumba fitness. they've shed the unwanted pounds, flattened and toned their tummies, lifted their booties, and slimmed and firmed their thighs. they've lost inches from all over their bodies. they've gotten a lot healthier and sexier. >> i was watching the tv one day and saw an infomercial for zumba fitness and it looked like a lot of fun. so i bought the dvds and i lost 77 pounds. i went from a size 16 to a size 6. it has completely changed my life. i have more energy than i have ever had before. >> zumba fitness dvds are fun, they're simple, they're easy to follow and you have an amazing time. this is my before photo where i was 35 pounds heavier. i went from a size 12 to a size 4. i've sculpted my body, i have biceps, i have triceps. >> zumba fitness is so easy. i have lost 75 pounds. i went from a size 18 and i'm now a size 8.

you just get such a great workout without even realizing that you're exercising. [♪...] >> what is it about the zumba exhilarate body shaping system that makes it so effective? the zumba fitness dvds have been scientifically tested and proven to burn up to 1000 calories per workout. but you don't even realize it because it's just a party that has you smiling and sweating from start to finish. i'm here with zumba fitness star kass martin, one of the incredible instructors on the exhilarate body shaping dvds. kass, how easy is zumba fitness? >> zumba fitness is designed for success, it's easy, it's fun, it's for anyone, any age, any fitness background. >> so there's no dance experience required, no fitness experience required. it really is for everybody. >> you want me to show you a move? >> i would love to see a move. >> here we go, we are going to show merengue march, all right? and march side to side. get a little pep in your step. >> whoo! >> keep your abs tightened and toned. no more sit-ups on the ground.

all right, now we're going to add a little more fitness aspect to it. >> here we go. >> we're going to bring our arms side to side, here we go. you're keeping your core engaged, you're burning calories, you're going to see definition in your arms. >> yes, i do feel it in the core, i feel it in my arms already. i feel it in my buttocks area, it feels good. i feel it in the lower abdominals here and it really is easy. >> now, let's punch our arms up, and up. now these are zumba toning sticks. >> o.k. >> they are one pound each. it adds a little weighted resistance. and this might not seem like a lot, but believe me, when you're doing these motions, you're getting those sculpted shoulders that you always wanted. >> yes, i'm feeling it already, that's for sure, are you? [crowd cheers] >> all right, let's bring it down. they kind of sound like maracas. >> they do! they sound like maracas. i love the way they sound. >> add a little musicality. >> a little flavor. >> ah yes! now let's try another move. how about a salsa? [crowd cheers] o.k., we're going to take this step, forward together,

back together. if you've never danced before, this is in the step by step dvd. anybody can do it. this is why we say "ditch the workout, join the party," because we're having fun, you don't even realize that you're exercising. >> woman: zumba fitness is so fun. it's so easy. i love the steps, forward back, left, right, couldn't be simpler, i had so much fun. >> this is, this is incredible. i'm actually exercising and i'm having fun and i didn't even realize it until like the third or fourth song down. i actually feel it in my core, and in my arms. i knew i was burning calories. it was incredible. >> zumba fitness is the most fun workout i have ever done in my life. you do not have to be a dancer to do zumba fitness. as long as you're moving, you're doing it right. >> anyone can follow a zumba routine, whether you're young or old. it is so easy and it was so much fun. i never knew that exercise could be so much fun. >> if you can move, you can do zumba fitness. >> with the zumba fitness dvds, you're going to enjoy the best of latin and world rhythms,

including songs from grammy award-winning artists, making the exhilarate body shaping system the most cutting edge collection of fitness videos ever created. the result is a fitness dvd experience that will have you coming back for more. >> on these dvds, we have salsa. salsa's more from cuba. we have fusion of like a bollywood music with a little rock. [♪...] ... ♪ cumbia! ...cumbia is the rhythm from my country. i'm from colombia. very beautiful melodies and beautiful rhythm. [♪...] french reggaeton is like hip-hop, the latin version. [♪...] >> i think people respond to these beats that are in the zumba music because they have no choice.

once you pop that dvd into your dvd player, you gotta move. >> man: ♪ boogie dance ♪ boogie dance ♪ boogie-boogie-boogie dance! >> there are so many people here with amazing stories of body transformation. this next zumba fitness success story proves that the exhilarate body shaping system is for everyone. >> i've always been heavy all my life, ever since i was a child. i remember how i felt when i was that big, and i never thought i would be able to have a second chance the way i have had. by following the zumba fitness program, i've lost 102 pounds, i've gone from a size 24 to a size 5/6! i have not had a surgery; zumba fitness has reshaped my body. it has toned and tightened, i've lost so many inches in my legs and my butt and my abs and it's really transformed my entire body. i have to carry my photographs from before when i weighed 262

pounds because people don't believe me that i've lost 102 pounds. >> wow, look at the pictures. and now look at her! [crowd cheers] >> i know sometimes you struggle with 5 to 10 pounds. sometimes people have 30, 40 pounds. but if they know that i've lost 102 pounds with just doing zumba fitness, it gives them hope. i will never be the same because there is not one day that goes by that i do not do zumba fitness. >> female announcer: now you can try zumba for the lowest price ever, plus take advantage of our new 3-for-free limited-time offer. we'll even upgrade your order to express delivery, a $15 value, at no extra charge. details of this amazing free offer are just ahead. >> male announcer: introducing the all-new exhilarate body shaping system from the worldwide leader in dance fitness: zumba! >>emale announcer: zumba fitness is the hot, latin-inspired dance fitness program followed by more than 14

million people around the world. and with the dvds at home, it's like a dance party right in your own living room. >> male announcer: yet it's so effective, a scientific study has proven zumba fitness can burn up to one thousand calories in just one workout, all while having fun. >> female announcer: so now you can quickly shed the unwanted pounds and inches, flatten and tone your tummy, lift and firm your booty, shrink and sculpt your hips and thighs, lose weight and completely transform your body. >> male announcer: best of all, the zumba exhilarate body shaping system works so quickly, you can lose a full dress or pants size in your first 10 days or your money back guaranteed! the secret is a revolutionary training technique called "rhythm progression." every move targets your lower body, your abs and core and your upper body to deliver a three-zone fat-melting routine. >> female announcer: best of all, rhythm progression makes zumba routines fast and easy to learn, so you can burn fat and calories right from the beginning.

>> male announcer: you'll get started fast with our step by step dvd. learn at your own pace up to 24 of the most popular zumba dance steps. >> female announcer: our exclusive easy beat breakdown technique makes it easy for anyone to follow along and burn calories while having fun. >> male announcer: plus, with our innovative switch-angle feature, you can see the moves from the front or the back with the click of a button. >> female announcer: in our activate dvd, you'll take your new moves to the next level. follow along to a variety of rhythms and tempos designed to burn fat fast and put you into your endorphin release zone. >> male announcer: we'll also include our exhilarate dvd, a heart pumping cardio party designed to incinerate calories, slim you down and shed the fat fast. >> female announcer: next, you'll get ripped, an innovative body sculpting dvd featuring our exclusive zumba toning sticks to shape, sculpt and tone your entire body from top to bottom. >> male announcer: and now,

we'll include mix as a bonus workout on the same dvd. it's like a trip around the world as you incinerate calories following special guest instructors who lead you through authentic rhythms from every corner of the globe. >> female announcer: everything you need to know is spelled out for you in our exhilarate program guide. inside, you'll find custom workout calendars, a total body stretching program, training tips, extra motivation and much more. we even give you a healthy eating plan full of mouth-watering recipes so you can quickly lose weight while enjoying delicious, satisfying meals. >> male announcer: plus, order now and we'll include the zumba 10-day accelerated body shaping system, so you can shed the fat fast and lose a full dress or pant size in your first 10 days, guaranteed. >> female announcer: personal trainers can cost more than $100 an hour and home fitness equipment can cost thousands of dollars. but you won't pay hundreds and you won't pay thousands. >> male announcer: call now and we'll rush you the all-new zumba exhilarate dvd body shaping

system for the lowest price ever-- just three payments of only $19.95. this is the lowest price we've ever offered. [siren wails] >> female announcer: hold everything! now you can try zumba fitness and get 3-for-free! that's right; order now and we'll include three amazing free gifts. >> male announcer: first, you'll receive our rush dvd, a 20-minute routine perfect for whenever you're tight on time or just want a quick rush of zumba energy. >> female announcer: next, you'll receive our newest zumba toning sticks. these light hand weights help you burn more calories and shape and sculpt your body even faster. they rattle when you shake them, to make it even more fun to move with the music. >> male announcer: and finally, we'll upgrade your order to express delivery, a $15 value, at no extra charge. so now you can begin your zumba fitness transformation in just five to seven business days. best of all, you can try zumba fitness risk-free for a full 30 days and if you're not completely satisfied, simply send it back for a full refund of the purchase price,

but the bonus dvd and toning sticks are yours to keep as our free gifts to you. >> female announcer: so call now to take advantage of our lowest price ever and receive your free upgrade to express shipping. remember, this incredible 3-for-free offer is only available for a limited time. operators are standing by, so call or log on now. >> if not for zumba fitness, i honestly don't know where i would be today. at 150 pounds overweight, i knew i had to do something, but i didn't know what. i saw the zumba fitness infomercial and i knew that was my answer. with zumba fitness, i lost 145 pounds, i went from a size 26 down to a size 6, and i feel amazing. i promise you that zumba fitness will work for you. you just have to give it a chance. [♪...] >> alisa: welcome back to one of the largest zumba fitness gatherings ever.

thousands of women and men have traveled from all over the world to be here and their stories are truly inspirational. >> i was a stay-at-home mom to a 4-year-old and 1-year-old twins. i was completely overwhelmed. i found the zumba fitness program, i gave it a try and it was just the best decision i've ever made in my entire life. since discovering zumba fitness, i went from a size 16 to a size 10 and i lost 33 pounds. it changes definition in your waist, it changes your arms, it changes your legs, it makes you lose weight, become firm, toned, conditioned. it is just amazing. after i had my twins, my mother swore that i would never, ever be the same again, and it's just incredible that my body is back. you should get the zumba fitness dvds because all you have to do is move and have fun and smile and you can do it. >> our next zumba success story comes from aubrie in new jersey. aubrie met the man of her dreams and was thrilled about getting married. but then she saw photos from her engagement party and realized

that's not how she wanted to look on her wedding day. fortunately she found zumba fitness. >> after the party, when i was looking at pictures of myself, it wasn't the person that should've been in those pictures. it was an overweight, sad girl. >> man: aubrie was not too happy. she said she looked very overweight. >> that was my breaking point. my breaking point was seeing these pictures, and i knew i had to make a change. it was awful. >> and then aubrie found zumba fitness. >> i've tried to lose weight several times before, but when i tried zumba fitness, my body reacted immediately. thanks to zumba fitness, i lost 53 pounds. i went from a size 14 to a size 4. i mean, incredible! in just a short amount of time, just by dancing and having a good time and exercising. it made me feel fantastic. i was able to look great, feel great, and have the time of my life at my wedding because of zumba fitness. [♪...] zumba fitness is easy. as long as you're moving, you're doing it right. you're getting your heart rate

to where it needs to be to burn those calories. it's fun. and everybody loves to dance. >> i would definitely recommend zumba fitness to anybody. uh, you can see the results sitting right next to me. we have this wonderful stomach, with legs, that i love to come home to every day. >> it was a life-changing event. for me, for everybody else around me and especially for my husband. >> oh, she's definitely a lot hotter, and i just want to show her off to the world. >> zumba fitness changed my life and it can totally change yours. >> female announcer: you've seen how easy it is to get up and get moving with zumba fitness. so what are you waiting for? you can try zumba fitness risk-free for a full 30 days and if you're not completely satisfied, simply send it back for a full refund of the purchase price, but the bonus dvd and the toning sticks are yours to keep as our free gifts to you. you must call now to take advantage of this special introductory price and receive your free upgrade to express shipping. operators are standing by, so call or log on now.

>> thanks to zumba fitness, i've lost over 50 pounds. i've gone from a size 18 down to a perfect size 6. zumba fitness worked for me simply because it is easy. listen, i'm telling you, the best thing that you can do is to order the zumba exhilarate body shaping system. you're going to change your entire life: your body, your spirit, your mind. all of that is going to be changed by this gift in a box that is going to come to your door. do it now. you won't regret it. >> male announcer: operators are standing by, so call and order now. >> i used to be the girl who would stand in the corner. i did not think i looked pretty. i just had very low self-esteem. i was at a point of depression, i thought i wasn't gonna get out of it. since starting zumba fitness, i've lost a total of 88 pounds, i went from a size 18 to a size 6, i saw my stomach shrink, i saw my thighs shrink, everything fits better, i can buy cute clothes. it's changed my life.

if you just give zumba fitness a try, i promise you, it will be so worth it. [♪...] >> zumba fitness has been changing lives for over a decade. and with thousands of zumba fitness fans gathered in one place, there's no shortage of stories. check out this inspirational story we discovered at a photoshoot for zumba's very own z-life magazine. >> as a mother of four, since discovering zumba fitness, my body has completely changed. i have lost now 17 pounds, my muscles have gotten very toned. i have more energy than ever. the best part about it is you don't feel like you're exercising, which makes you want to continue to do it because it's so much fun. you just simply have to be willing to put a smile on your face and be willing to move and you're gonna have a great time. zumba fitness makes me feel fantastic. it has completely transformed my life and my body and i'm not the same. i'm better than i've ever been.

if not for zumba fitness, i honestly don't know where i would be. the zumba program has completely changed my life. >> sometimes people find zumba fitness without even looking for it. that's definitely true of this next story. andrea is a junior high school spanish teacher. she invited a zumba fitness instructor to her class to teach her students about latin dance. once she saw how much fun it was and how easy it was to learn, she decided to try it herself, and it changed her life. >> i'm a spanish teacher at a middle school. before zumba fitness and losing the weight, i had less energy, i was more fatigued, very tired. i sat at my desk, instructed from my desk, did not get up. [students speak spanish] >> bailar means to... >> students: dance. >> as part of our cinco de mayo unit, we decided to invite a zumba instructor to come to our class to share latin dance moves with our students. >> students: hola, [indistinct]. [♪...] >> andrea: when i first saw

zumba fitness in person i didn't realize how motivating it was, how enthusiastic we would all be, the energy, the music. i didn't realize how fun it could be. by following the zumba fitness program, i went from a size 18 to a size 4, i lost 87 pounds, my butt is tight and toned, my legs are lean and i have less cellulite. now i don't have to diet, i don't have to watch what i eat. i don't have to skip the cupcake if i want it. i just do zumba fitness and i can maintain. when i was 87 pounds heavier, the idea of putting on a swimsuit and walking down the beach was mortifying. um, i didn't want to be one of those. i wasn't comfortable in my own skin. i wasn't even comfortable wearing a swimsuit or purchasing one. and now, when i put on that bikini and walk down that beach, i feel like i've accomplished so much with zumba fitness. i get emotional when i talk about my success with zumba because i'm so happy that i've made a lifestyle change and that i have something that i can enjoy for the rest of my life

with zumba fitness. order the dvds. give it a try. you're gonna like it. >> story after story, you've seen proof that the zumba fitness program works. you've heard from the everyday women and men who have tried it. you've seen their incredible before and after photos. and you've witnessed the amazing changes that have occurred in their bodies and their lives. so no more excuses. it's time to ditch the workout and join the party with zumba fitness. >> i was 308 pounds at my heaviest. i have struggled with weight my entire life. i was always known as the big girl with the pretty face. you know, people didn't say, "oh, you look nice," they went, "oh, you have such a pretty face." with the zumba fitness program, i have lost a total of 156 pounds. i went from a size 24 to a size 4. not only did it change my body and the way i feel, but it changed my life. i found that this was the one thing that could stick to and that i enjoyed and that i could do for a lifetime. with the zumba dvds, i could be

at home doing my own thing, enjoying it at my own pace, so if i did get tired and i needed to sit down, i wasn't embarrassed to do so. with zumba fitness, it's the easiest exercise you will do. you do not have to be a dancer, you don't have to have a dance background. i'm telling you that you can do this. you need to pick up the phone, get off your butt because i was a size 24, so if i can get up and move at 300 pounds, then i know you can do it too. so make the choice and move. >> female announcer: how many yo-yo diets have you been on? how many exercise programs have you quit? isn't it time someone came up with an effective weight loss program you could actually stick with? now they have! >> male announcer: introducing the all-new exhilarate body shaping system from the worldwide leader in dance fitness: zumba! >> female announcer: zumba fitness is the hot, latin-inspired dance fitness program followed by more than million people around the world. and with the dvds at home, it's like a dance party right in your own living room.

>> male announcer: yet it's so effective, a scientific study has proven zumba fitness can burn up to one thousand calories in just one workout, all while having fun. you'll get started fast with our step by step dvd. learn at your own pace up to 24 of the most popular zumba dance steps. >> female announcer: our exclusive easy beat breakdown technique makes it easy for anyone to follow along and burn calories while having fun. >> male announcer: plus, with our innovative switch-angle feature, you can see the moves from the front or the back with the click of a button. >> female announcer: in our activate dvd, you'll take your new moves to the next level. follow along to a variety of rhythms and tempos designed to burn fat fast and put you into your endorphin release zone. >> male announcer: we'll also include our exhilarate dvd, a heart-pumping cardio party designed to incinerate calories, slim you down, and shed the fat fast. >> female announcer: next, you'll get ripped, an innovative

body sculpting dvd featuring our exclusive zumba toning sticks to shape, sculpt and tone your entire body from top to bottom. >> male announcer: and now, we'll include mix as a bonus workout on the same dvd. it's like a trip around the world as you incinerate calories following special guest instructors who lead you through authentic rhythms from every corner of the globe. >> female announcer: everything you need to know is spelled out for you in our exhilarate program guide. inside, you'll find custom workout calendars, a total body stretching program, training tips, extra motivation and much more. we even give you a healthy eating plan full of mouth-watering recipes so you can quickly lose weight while enjoying delicious, satisfying meals. >> male announcer: plus, order now and we'll include the zumba 10-day accelerated body shaping system, so you can shed the fat fast and lose a full dress or pant size in your first 10 days, guaranteed. >> female announcer: personal trainers can cost more than $100

an hour, and home fitness equipment can cost thousands of dollars. but you won't pay hundreds and you won't pay thousands. >> male announcer: call now and we'll rush you the all-new zumba exhilarate dvd body shaping system for the lowest price ever-- just three payments of only $19.95! this is the lowest price we've ever offered. [sirenails] >> female announcer: hold everything! now you can try zumba fitness and get 3-for-free. that's right; order now and we'll include three amazing free gifts. >> male announcer: first, you'll receive our rush dvd, a 20-minute routine perfect for whenever you're tight on time or just want a quick rush of zumba energy. >> female announcer: next, you'll receive our newest zumba toning sticks. these light hand weights help you burn more calories and shape and sculpt your body even faster. they rattle when you shake them, to make it even more fun to move with the music. >> male announcer: and finally, we'll upgrade your order to express delivery, a $15 value, at no extra charge. so now you can begin your zumba fitness transformation in just five to seven business days.

best of all, you can try zumba fitness risk-free for a full 30 days and if you're not completely satisfied, simply send it back for a full refund of the purchase price, but the bonus dvd and toning sticks are yours to keep as our free gifts to you. >> female announcer: so call now to te advantage of our lowest price ever and receive your free upgrade to express shipping. remember, this incredible 3-for-free oer is only available for a limited time. operators are standing by, so call or log on now. >> zumba fitness is fun! >> it just makes me come alive! >> it's addicting! i love it! >> they want to know how i did it, what was i taking and i haven't taken anything, but my dvd player and put it to use with my zumba fitness dvds. >> if you want abs like this, you should try zumba fitness dvds. it definitely works. [♪...] >> female announcer: this has been a paid presentation for the exhilarate body shaping system brought to you by zumba fitness.

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previously on 3rd rock from the sun... to reevaluate your mission, the big giant head is on his way to earth! lieutenant, you are now officially... the new high commander. you've reawakened the woman in me. i think i might be... pregnant. aah! whoa, look at the time. i gotta get going. come on, vicki, push. i--i can't. yes, you can. push! whoa, whoa, whoa! maybe it doesn't wanna come out! let's not rush things, ok? here, let me just slide that right back in there for ya. [hoarsely] you touch me... you die!

[snarls] one more push, vicki. [grunts] uh! ah! push... here it comes! aah! there we are! oh... aah! uh--uh-- i mean, ah ah... please let it be human. let it be human. sit down. you can't tell me what to do. oh, yes, i can. the big giant head made high commander. oh, right. a drunken lout from a distant galaxy got an eyeful of your righteous jugs and promoted you. you know, that's funny. as i recall, he promoted me because your leadership was a debacle! dick: he was totally wasted-- he's our supreme leader, and-- hey, hey. we're disturbing all these people here. we're only human. he's my brother. we fight! i'm all right. i'm all right. what happened, harry? it...came...out! is it a purple tube?

well, it's purple, and it's slimy, and it's got a hose. a hose?! a hose?! oh, great. it's a mutant! all right. we'll kidnap him and hide him. when he's a teenager, we'll set him free. if he's really messed up, we can blame it on television. ok. good. they just brought him to the nursery. he is positively glowing! oh! ah... now he's glowin'. let's go see him! he's got vicki's eyes! what's he doing with vicki's eyes? i just hope he's not eating them. let's go! which one is he? it must be him. he's hideous. hey. that's my daughter. oh, i'm-- i'm so sorry. she's hideous. oh, that's him right there! [gasps] dick: oh, my god! sally: look at it. tommy: it's so cute! vicki's baby is a...baby! [cheers] thank you! ah ha ha! cigars all around!

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kindle fire is amazing. it's a life-changer. yeah, that's right. last name dubcek. first name victoria. mm-hmm. oh, yeah, no, the baby's right here. yeah, his name is eric travis. yeah! all right, well, when he gets back from lunch, just tell him that i was implanted by alien seed. [shrilly] oh! yeah. and i am now the mother of a hybrid alien race. thanks a lot, hon. bye-bye. wrong number? no, harry, i was trying to talk to a reporter. oh, really? i think he's gonna be mighty interested in my tale of alien conception. oh ho. alien conception. ha ha ha! i'm goin' to the store. you need anything? oh, baby, i would love another carton of cigarettes.

sure. smokin' for two now. ok, how does this sound? "born to victoria marie dubcek, a healthy, totally human son." well, add illegitimate. i think she'd appreciate that. that's a nice touch. hey, sally, what's for dinner? i'm starving. i don't make dinner. i'm the high commander. i have bigger fish to fry. if it's bigger than sea bass, i won't eat it. you guys, i'm not cooking, ok? i mean, i can't be distracted by household chores. i think the high commander has a poin both: thank you! both: you better mean me. yeah, of course i meant you. thank you. thank you. hey, harry, where you been? oh, at the hospital. how's vicki? oh, proud. proud, proud, proud, proud, proud-proud- proud-proud-proud.

callin' up everybody and telling 'em all about little eric travis. that is nice. hey! i got an idea! just a what if. you know how we're always saying that we should tell everybody that we're aliens? we never say that. right! so if we bump into, oh, i don't know, say a reporter-- and we've got this cute little baby with its proud alien heritage-- i mean, think about it! everybody loves babies nowadays. i mean, what better time for us to come clean about who we really are? are you insane? where did you get such a stupid idea? ha ha. i don't know. [knock on door] come in! door's open! hello. i'm looking for a, uh... victoria dubcek? i'm ken fretts of the world globe. i got a call from this dubcek lady about an alien baby? family meeting. family meeting! we have a problem here. no, no, no. we're fine. we all saw it.

it's human. it's not a threat. well, maybe it isn't. but vicki remembers being in the spaceship! if he talks to her, we're screwed! this guy's no idiot. he works for the world globe! these guys don't quit till they get their story. did you see the pictures of that man with the 50-pound wart? i mean, shots like that just don't fall into your lap! uh, look, could you just give her my card? tell her i'll come back tomorrow. ok. have a nice day. all right. i've got a great plan. wait. i have a brilliant plan. we all hide somewhere until this whole thing blows over. damn it! what? that is a brilliant plan. [car chase, tires screech] [shouts] yeah! dr. davies told me about the meeting, but this is not a good time! hold on. can you turn that down?! [turns off television] don't you have a phone at home? i'll call you back. how long are you guys going to be living here?

well, why? you're not thinking about moving in, are ya? why is there laundry hanging in the hallway? because you don't put rayon in the dryer. aah! tommy: hey! i'm naked here! all right. i'm taking a personal day. [knock knock knock] hello! how did you find us? i found this note on your door. "dear friends, mormons, "and jehovah's witnesses. "we are now living in huff hall at pendleton university. please don't tell any reporters where we are"? does anybody have any info on this dubcek baby? anybody seen it? no. no. no. no. [all mumbling] is something going on with the baby? no, mary! it's the... first baby of the millennium! and people like to make a fuss. the millennium's months away.

that's not for you to decide, mary. look, i just have 1 or 2 questions-- me, too! who wants ice cream, and who wants it now?! all: i do! i do! ok. this guy is good. what are we gonna do? ok, i have a plan. no, i have a plan! damn it, sally, i have a plan! ok, ok, ok. call it in the air. quarter. nickel. quarter it is. dick, you go first. ok, look. he's got no baby, he's got no story. we go to the hospital, steal the baby, and destroy the records. sally, your turn? that--that's what i was gonna say. is this him? uh, n-too beefy. how 'bout this guy? uh, yeah. little less chinese, maybe. here. mama, what are ya doin'? he's too hot in that blanket. he is not! you sure do know all there is to know about raising babies, don't you? that's him!

wait-- anyone remember where these things go? well, we know the ugly one goes in the corner-- does it really matter? i mean... they can sort it out later with the dna. sally: i don't know-- hi, don! we found some babies! don, those babies were completely disorganized. which is why we were alphabeticizing them. yeah. come on, don. look me straight in the eye and tell me that you would not have done the same thing! well, i--i guess i can see-- no! sally, i can only get you outta so many jams! juggling newborns is against the law! are you sure? juggling newborns. so what are you gonna do, arrest me? sally, i did arrest you.

why? juggling newborns! i-- get outta here! it's morley freakin' safer! so wha--what are you doing here? oh, my car got towed. i was parked in an ambulance zone waiting for that dubcek lady to check out. ah, well. good luck. say, you're not trying to hide her from me, are you? we're not gonna tell you anything about vicki dubcek. who's vicki dubcek? vicki who? what? who said that? i dunno. wait! shh! what? i think it's coming from outside. let's check it out! could i-- all: shh! shh! shh! shh! shh! run! run! run! run!

a military unit can only succeed if it follows a single leader. it has...until now been my privilege to be that leader. but today, sally, i pass that baton to you.

you mean the baton i've had for 3 days? yes, that baton. ok, then. i cannot be both security officer and high commander. therefore, the job of security officer falls to you, dick. security officer? that's a girly job! that's an order! fine. all right! i have a new plan! we just stay calm... and we disassociate ourselves from vicki. got it. stay away from vicki. no vicki. no vicki. no vicki. no vicki. no-o-o vicki. no vicki. ahem. hello, vicki. security. security! eh--oh! what are you doing here? well, since my mother insists on telling me how to raise my own baby,

i've just decided to move in with y'all. vicki, this is our home. true, we rent from your slattern mother, the town siphon, but that does not entitle you to impose yourself on-- [gibberish] we'll be leaving now! look, vicki, i-if it's just-- it's not a really good... ah! that's how they work! yeah, you know, breast feeding is the most beautiful, natural thing a woman can do. i guess you wouldn't know that, would you? you bein' childless. i had the opportunity. i just chose to put my career first, ok? look, vicki, this is just not a good time for us to have house guests.

honey, i'm not gonna be here that long. i've gotta hang around long enough to talk to this reporter associate of mine, then i'll probably do the talk show circuit... just me and eric travis... my little e.t. ok. ahem! a little adjust to our plans. it looks like we're stuck with vicki, so, dick, you're gonna have to take out the reporter. ok. dinner and a movie, but i won't kiss him. i meant kill him. kill him? wha-- i can't do that! it's wrong! it's the only way. he could expose us. i'm sorry, but that's just lazy high commandering. do it! that's an order! oh, all right. orders are orders. yeah, i'll kill him. i'll kill him good! can't i just give him my patented glare? it's really scary. kill him.

yeah. right. thank you for, uh, coming by. so... you've got the inside story on this dubcek baby? oh, we'll have plenty of time for that. but first... i thought you might join me in a, uh... a glass of brandy. no, thanks. i'm driving. oh, this is special driving brandy. just try a sip. you look thirsty. why don't you drink both? no, thanks! so... tell me how you got started in journalism. oh, i was working as a free-lance photographer in phoenix.

just so happened a movie was being shot. it was one of the baldwin brothers. it was--what's that? this is a, uh... a poker. there's a fireplace in this office, and this poker is proof. your story fascinates me. which baldwin brother was it? i dunno. it wasn't the famous one, the one who married the blonde. not the one who hit the photographer, thank god. but i got a picture of him. sold it to one of those slick magazines-- what the hell are you doing?! ok, scoop! i'm gonna level with you. you've gotta leave town. what?! look, there's no time for games. here is...$32 and a chicken delicious coupon. don't look back. well, i did it.

i have a man's head in this box... which i will now go feed to the fishes. good work. let's... have a look at it. very well. but i must warn you... it's not pretty. ooh! eeh! eew! oh, i gave it to him. i gave it to him good, i did. i'm proud of you, dick. i didn't think you had it in ya. yeah, well... killers kill. ok, where's the dubcek kid? oh, my god! then whose head is in that box?! this is a wig on a cake. well, it was going to be a surprise, but...happy birthday, sally! i'll get some plates and a comb! don't let him leave.

you disobeyed orders, mister! i couldn't do it! fine. i'll kill him myself. you can't kill him. you're the high commander. so? high commanders are forbidden to kill. they're consided upper management. fine. i hereby make myself security officer. so you're security officer... and high commander? ok. you're high commander. i'm gonna go kill that guy. got it. oh, and by the way, my first order as high commander is that you shall not kill that reporter. no. then i make myself high commander again-- uh, uh, uh. can't do that, lieutenant. ohhhhh! you had this planned all along! that's why i'm high commander. and, no, i didn't! it just kind of happened! guys! vicki's here. she's talking to the reporter! this is it? this is the alien baby? yeah. you didn't even give him little pointy ears?

paint him green, slap a tail on him? i don't understand what you're talking-- do you even read our newspaper? i--i most certainly do! and my story is-- oh, i know your story. you met a guy. you were beamed up. you got probed. oh--and don't tell me. there was alcohol involved. all right. who told him my story? tch! everybody in the world's told me that story. listen. your baby's not special. oh. i see. i think that you're gonna be... singing a different tune when he becomes your... supreme overlord. oh, yes. i'm sorry. i just didn't think it was a very good story. you're right. we tried tellin' her. i, for one, am shocked-- shocked-- that a paper of such high journalistic standards, a paper that had the cojones... to tell the world about cocoa, the rhyming bison...

can't see a great story when it's right under your noses! all: dick! on the other hand, perhaps you know best. did cocoa get that scholarship? oh, vicki, i wish you didn't have to leave. oh, harry... i cannot stay in this place. i must leave here. you see, my star child and i are drawn to a place of comfort and spiritual balance... a place where we can live out our... celestial destiny. and where's that, vicki? orlando. captioning made possible by carsey-warner company l.l.c. and the u.s. department of education captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- i will miss you. harry, i'm gonna miss you, too. but i'll be back. i promise.

vicki? yes, harry? you forgot your baby. oh, boy. ha ha. sure did. ha ha. sorry 'bout that. ok. it's amazing. after all these years, we've actually played a part in bringing a new life onto this planet. so we're kind of like the aunts and uncles. mmm. that means we'll be seeing each other around the holidays. yeah. this kid is gonna have so much that we never had. he'll actually grow up here. he won't make all the mistakes we made. we didn't make a lot of mistakes. what are you talking about? do you remember the time that we thought the phone was a fire alarm and any time someone called, we'd run outside in our underpants? or what about the time we tried to bust open the television set because we wanted to meet the jeffersons? yeah, yeah, yeah! but dick stopped us 'cause he didn't want the flintstones to escape! our modern world would have terrified them.

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lingerie. bed in trending amanda bynes blue hair and hiding and you blanket. moving.e is our ultimate crime panel on the america.tivating is teresa going to the big house? mario. is going to jail, >> robin thickee on his music, her sex and his and scenes. >> madonna turning 55. kathy lee turning 60. who had the wilder birthday bash. [captioning made possible by warner brothers domestic television distribution] >> everyone, welcome to extra at the grove. i'm mario lopez. maria menounos. sharon stone and sofia vergara rolling around in bed together. have i got your attention? >> you got mine. opens oprah's new movie

wide and the headline should be buzz but she made headlines. >> this is the question that oprah winfrey in her tracks. >> have you ever taken a dip lady popped? > only minutes into the lovefest. on herlready going there first ever watch what happens live talking. body.er > controversy blowing up did and he cohen go too far? show dustry upset as the famous for the no holds barred q&a turned uncomfortable. classic question. have you ever been with a lady? >> no, i have nod. ok. >> the rumors also the subject biography.uthorized >> you never commented on the chemically book.

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son mason. >> male model claiming he had an affair with kourtney and mason was his son. that although scott not in the mood to talk about it. for you.ody is happy >> paparazzi catching up after dined with petra ecclestone. stone, sofia vergara three way? one out of control hot scene. your first look at the steamy trailer for "fading gigilo". sharon breaking down the moment she found out her co-star was viagra.n >> i was like no way. it is awesome. yeah. are you kidding me? plays the rturo igolo and woody alan his accidental pimp. >> nobody could see anything but pleasant.ill very

>> renee is joining me. amanda bynes is on the move from treatment facility to another. >> she was spotted leaving hillmont psych trick center the move nitiated by her because ucla has some of the best psychiatric facilities in the country. here is hoping she gets well soon. >> welcome back from new york. a ked like you were having lot of fun. >> i always have a good time with michael. fun at the having competition at nbc. a a and kathy lee are throws crazy birthday bash for cathy lee. marie. mario and oe don't -- load don't is loaded. we will try it again. low, u ready to go low, low, low. kathy were celebrating

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black ifer anton back in just a day after her out of left london.shion choice in slipped into this classic black alexander mcqueen number for the german premiere of "we are the millers." leann rim leann rimes wants you to know pregnant. showing off her flat tummy. loid pregnancy tab reports. happy birthday to the queen of pop. do you talk about your age? >> i don't have a problem with it. going on 55. look at you. yodefy it. madonna turning 55 today celebrating in france with her boy toy brahim zabat. up next "extra" exclusive at

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[captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> today on "tmz" -- >> so you can learn a lesson from chris brown because what chris brown says is when a lawyer igood to you -- onere you going to get him of these? >> waiting for one to be good to us. [laughter] >> justin bieber posted a picture on his instagram of him, kevin durant., >> they went to his house? >> you wouldn't go to justin bieber's house if you were invited? >> why?

>> get high and ride segues down the street. >> michael vick paid $111,000 to citric and company, an elite crisis management team. they outlined his playbook for success to come back. >> is it specific as to what that intense training involves? train him with electric shock and stuff? >> john stamos, we asked him what's the secret to looking so great? >> i'm friends with harvey. that's usuallyt does it. wish. >> you could be friends with someone who looks like john stamos? >> absolutely. >> let's go in the jacuzzi. >> the hot tub is getting pretty hot, the shorts are chafing me. [laughter] >> justin bieber, shirt search 2013. again. j.b., san shirt

perhaps his good friend lil tyson chandler and lil kevin durant can -- what the hell? >> justin bieber posted a picture on his instagram yesterday of him, tyson chandler, kevin durant and some other random white dude hanging in the backyard. >> it appears random nba superstars are dropping by biebs. >> it's weird, it doesn't make any sense. why is kevin durant? >> wait a minute, justin bieber goes to basketball games. >> you get a bobblehead, not actual players. if only we could talk to -- >> hello, tyson, how are you? i saw a picture of you, justin bieber and kevin durant. how did that happen? >> justin is a friend of mine, i went over to his house and had a few words with him. e.oh, like a talking to? no, no. justin's doing great. he's just living, 19-year-old young man. >> check the website. but maybe there was another reason the guys stopped by. >> can we state the obvious, how stoned they look? >> what is the probability that

two basketball players go to justin bieber's house and they're not high? >> kevin durant is not a smoker. kind of a quiet boy. >> so i take it back. yeah, yeah. in fairness, if you were playing the feud, what would you do with justin bieber's house, i would say, it would be on the board. >> good answer, good answer! now we need a couple of others. why is justin's shirt off and who's this guy? >> the white guy in the photo, he's a passer. >> that's why he has a shirt on. >> oh, my god! >> what's up? we have bryanicalen, comedian "hangover." there's a company in honduras. >> they made their workers wear diapers to keep productivity up. >> so they didn't have to take bathroom breaks? >> harvey was like, what, ding.

>> really? >> yeah, yeah. >> that's such a good idea. now i know what to do. first of all, i'll open my shop and get double my productivity! no bathroom breaks for you kids! keep sewing my clothes! >> we say, you were in the married?," are you >> if you could go back and do anything different with your wedding, what would you do different? >> yes, i'd have that band with me at my wedding, they'd follow me everywhere. ♪ >> and these three kids run over and he's dancing in front of them. and then he, like, plays composer and he goes -- ♪ >> wow. >> it's great. go, "tmz."

>> thank you, bryan. >> we interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you an update on the ongoing beyonce's head! our continuing coverage of beyonce 'do watch 2013 and the current conditions are -- >> was that sarcasm? >> oh, "big bang theory," people say you're a thing. back to beyonce who last week was sporting the k.d. hang. >> this is the first time we saw her out since she chopped all her hair off. she put extensions in. >> that looks like tori spelling. >> yeah, s does look like tori spelling there. >> beyonce doesn't look like tori spelling. she looks like someone dressed as tori spelling for halloween. >> i'm just going to say it. she looks white to me right there. >> that's because you tan too much. >> he's taking s