[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪

>> jimmy: oh, wow! [ cheers and applause ] whew! [ cheers ] ow! [ cheers ] woo-hoo! [ cheers ] wee-wee! [ cheers ] ya-yow! [ cheers ] tuesday night. [ scattered cheers ] the crazies come out, i love it. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] come on, it's going to be fun. happy tuesday. this is big news, president obama fired our top military commander in afghanistan, general david mckiernan. it was a tough call to fire him, but in the end, he hired joan rivers. [ laughter ] i think it will be -- i love joan rivers. today, "american icon" was released. it's a book about roger clemens' steroid use. tomorrow, a book about manny ramirez's drug use comes out. it's called "what to expect when you're expecting." [ laughter ] he took fertility -- okay.

[ light laughter ] roger clemens criticized the book on espn today. he said it's is totally untrue, and then he tore his shirt off and ripped the book in half. [ laughter ] he was like, "don't make rocket angry!" [ laughter ] after 16 years, "the simpsons" baby, maggie, finally spoke her first complete sentence, which is quite an accomplishment, considering paula abdul is 46 and still hasn't done it. [ laughter ] just take your time. [ applause ] "i think -- i think that you're amazing." [ laughter ] that is a sentence. leonardo dicaprio and kate winslet pitched in to pay the medical bills for the last survivor of the titanic, milvina dean. this is some great news, because if they had not raised any money, she was going right back in the water. and that was -- [ light laughter ] you don't want that. [ light laughter ] you don't want it. you do want it? [ light laughter ] it's very, very wrong. speaking of wrong, i just heard that shirley jones, the

75-year-old actress from "the partridge family," you know? she may pose ne for "playboy" magazine. [ audience groans ] she said that after 50 years in the business, she is ready to let it all hang down. [ laughter ] finally, a 12-year-old boy has officially filed to run for president of iran. they're calling it the craziest thing to happen in iran since a woman drove a car. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ doing your thing doing your thing doing your thing ♪ ♪ yeah come on ♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: woo. good show tonight. >> steve: good show. >> jimmy: andy samberg is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] funny dude. funny dude. really funny guy. the lonely island is going to perform. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: a delight. >> jimmy: yeah, they've never performed live before. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: this is the first time. you've seen all of the videos, like "[ bleep ] in a box" and "lazy sunday."

they're doing "on a boat." "i'm on a boat." [ cheers and applause ] i should warn people, it's a pretty -- pretty dirty song. >> steve: risque. >> jimmy: risque? is that what they say? yeah, it's risque. but i'm psyched to see those guys. we'll talk about it when andy comes out, but i met them back when they were just writing for the mtv awards. >> steve: that is when i met them, back in the day. >> jimmy: that's right. we were all out there. but it's andy, akiva schaffer and jorma taccone. that's all three of them. and they've, together, they become the lonely island. when they get together. >> steve: though, separately -- >> jimmy: they're just three, different dudes. when together, they become the lonely island. >> wow. >> jimmy: yeah, it's going to be fantastic tonight. >> jimmy: akiva did our opening montage with michael bliden, for our show. he's a good director. that's some trivia for you folks. [ light laughter ] from "lost" jorge garcia is here. hurley! [ cheers and applause ] "dude, dude, dude, dude." it is going to be fun.

that is all he says, "dude." it's a pretty crazy day today. donald trump held a press conference today to announce whether or not carrie prejean -- you know, miss california? she's the one involved -- who said -- she's the one who said that she believed in opposite marriage -- well, she posed nude for photographs when she was younger. and they got around the web. and now trump has to make a final decision on whether or not she was allowed to keep the crown. let's take a look at the press conference. ♪ >> this is an nbc news breaking report. >> thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for coming here today. if you could take a seat, mr. trump will be out momentarily. mr. trump is ready. he's ready. mr. trump is ready. ladies and gentlemen, mr. donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. we've all been disturbed in the past weeks -- [ light laughter ] -- by news that miss california did it one time, carrie prejean, did at one time, pose for nude

and partially nude photographs. the rules that govern the miss usa body states that such photographs misrepresent the organizations. however, i own miss usa as well as many luxurious buildings. therefore, i make all of the decisions regarding the pageant. and i have decided that miss prejean will be allowed to keep her crown. yes? before i take more questions, i'd like to tell you all about some other decisions that i have made. i have chosen that my daughter ivanka trump, she is in the next justice of supreme court. [ laughter ] she's very smart and luxurious. [ laughter ] i also chose danny gokey as the winner of "american idol," because of his heartfelt and evocative back story. [ light laughter ] nd because i enjoy saying the word, "gokey." [ laughter ] it is a fun word to say, "gokey." [ laughter ] very luxurious. [ laughter ]

wait, just a moment. i have also decided that twitter will now be called trumper. [ laughter ] you will send trumps out to your friends everyday about what you are doing at that very moment. and because everything trump is huge, you will be allowed to use 140,000 characters. [ laughter ] e-mailing will also be called trumping. the beloved classic "forrest gump" will be called "forrest trump." [ light laughter ] and instead of being about a charming man with a limited mental capacity, it will be about a rich and powerful man with a pillow of luxurious, golden hair. [ laughter ] >> mr. trump -- >> please, let me decide more decisions. [ laughter ] in addition, trumpets will still be called trumpets. [ laughter ]

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and that's something no one else can say. we speak the 2010 ford fusion. get in... and drive one. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: hey, welcome back, everybody. yesterday, we had soulja boy tell 'em on the show. he's a really popular guy. he took the whole phenomenon of internet dance crazes global with "crank that soulja boy." it's a worldwide craze. i mean, everyone goes online to learn new dances now. beyonce's "single ladies," "chicken noodle soup," "peanut butter jelly" and the latest one, "stanky legg" by gs boyz. you guys know that? [ scattered cheers ] you can do it? [ laughter ]

i want to see you do it. we decided we wanted to start the next, big dance craze here. so, tonight, i have a question for everyone watching -- you ready to get your dance on? [ cheers and applause ] come on! then it's time for the "jimmy fallon dance challenge"! ♪ ♪ jimmy fallon dance challenge jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ ♪ hey, hey [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ridiculous. now, one of the writers is a well-known deejay, dj diallo. and to make the thing legit, we sent him to the studio to work with james poyser and kamal grey and the roots up there. so they canake us a track that we can play in the club. he gave us a track, it's called "the late night." let's hear "the late night." ♪ ♪ late night jimmy fallon dance challenge it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ ♪ it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ >> jimmy: i like it. that's "the late night." ♪ all right, so wait -- so, now it's up to you guys to show us what "the late night" dance is.

i mean, maybe it's something like -- turn it up, maybe we can -- ♪ late night jimmy fallon dance challenge it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ ♪ it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i have no idea what to do. i have no idea. i have no idea what it could be, but i can wait to see what you people come up with. all right? cut the music, please. so, now we've asked two of the audience members to be the first to try and come up to try to have a dance to song. give these two guys a round of applause. [ cheers and applause ] how are you, buddy? how are you? how are you doing, buddy? what's your name? >> i'm alex. >> jimmy: alex, where are you from? >> westchester. >> jimmy: oh, really? do you do a lot of dancing out there in westchester? >> absolutely not, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can you do "stanky leg"? >> uh, no. >> jimmy: no? all right, so this should be exciting. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: just to see what you can do. booth, can you run it? ♪ late night jimmy fallon dance challenge it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ ♪ late night jimmy fallon dance challenge it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ [ laughter ]

♪ it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ >> jimmy: i don't know. the first thinwas really good. you defied gravity. [ cheers and applause ] hey, that was pretty good. they liked it. not bad, not bad. that was pretty good. what's your me? >> casper. >> jimmy: casper, where are you from? >> anaheim, california. >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers ] you brought your family with you? >> apparently. >> jimmy: yeah, good. [ laughter ] so, you saw what this guy did. you got to step it up a little bit there. show us what you have got. music maestro! ♪ late night jimmy fallon dance challenge it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ ♪ late night jimmy fallon dance challenge it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ ♪ it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ late night jimmy fallon dance challenge pcpc it's the late night jimmy fallon dance chaenge ♪ ♪ it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challen it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪

>> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] i hope you are happy. you just served our entire in-studio audience. >> my bad. >> jimmy: we brought you up here with a professional dancer. i'm sorry about that. [ laughter ] it was funny. you can do "stanky leg," right? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah, let's see that. how does that go again? can you give us a beat? i can learn it. give us the beat again. ♪ late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, but this is not "the late night." "stanky leg." ♪ late night jimmy fallon dance challenge >> this not the late night -- it's the stanky leg. ♪ it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ ♪ late night jimmy fallon dance challenge it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ ♪ it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ ♪ late night jimmy fallon dance challenge pcpc ♪ it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ ♪ it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge it's the late night jimmy fallon dance challenge ♪ >> jimmy: totally cool. pcpc we look really cool. yeah. we look so cool there. well, we saw what these guys

did. we want to know what you guys can do with this. so, go to latenightjimmyfallon.com. you can download the mp3 of our song, "the late night" and then upload a video of what you think the dance should be. it could be anything. now, we don't want to see more than two people in the video. only two people can come. so, don't have your high school dance team or the whole family do it. [ light laughter ] only two people. and just so you know that we mean business, whoever sends us the best dance, will get two tickets to come to new york and do it here, live on the show. right here. [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be great. >> steve: two tickets from anywhere in the world? >> two tickets from anywhere in the continental u.s. [ laughter ] to new york. to perform the dance live, here, on "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: first class tickets? first class tickets? >> jimmy: we will get them here. [ laughter ] >> steve: park avenue hotel? >> jimmy: steve! steve higgins, please, stop. let me finish. [ light laughter ] the deadline for submissions is may 22nd, so start sending them in tomorrow. come on! give it up for these two! [ cheers and applause ] when we come back, andy samberg, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ late night jimmy fallon dance challenge it's the late night jimmy

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♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. our first guest is a regular on "saturday night live." he is a busy month ahead, he's host of the mtv movie awards, as well as the host of a two-hour "snl" short film special. give it up for my man, andy samberg, everybody! ♪ ♪ feel it feel it feel the feel the groove ♪ ♪ feel it feel it feel the groove come on ♪ [ cheerand applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> stanky leg! >> jimmy: i tried the stanky leg. it wasn't good. i can't do it. i don't know how to do it. >> the guy who was not a ringer gave it a good go as well. >> jimmy:eah, he was good, right? i liked that guy, from westchester. >> i'm gonna sign him up. >> jimmy: yeah, he's a dancer. dude, you've got a busy, busy time. >> i do. >> jimmy: and when is mtv movie awards? >> may 31st, so end of the month.

>> jimmy: end of the month? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, you'll be going back and forth to l.a.? >> a little bit, yeah. mainly going for the promo stuff, but, yeah, we're gonna have to buckle down and actually do it now. >> jimmy: yeah. well, that's where i actually -- where we first met. >> that's right, me and akiva and jorma were writers and you were hosting for second time. >> jimmy: i returned. >> you returned. >> jimmy: it was a fun show. >> it is a great time. >> jimmy: 'cause it's just a fake awards show. [ laughter ] it is, kind of, because, basically, whoever shows up wins. [ laughter ] "can we get tom cruise?" >> well, it's different this year. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> now it's whoever gets the most votes on the internet wins. >> jimmy: they really win? >> yeah, they really, actually win. >> jimmy: if they show up or not show up? >> well, you'd hope they would show if they win. people are pretty busy though! >> jimmy: it won't change. but i think that usually all the winners are there. >> in general. >> jimmy: it's interesting. >> are you trying to say it's rigged? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> maybe in the past. >> jimmy: oh! if you say -- >> now, it's -- >> jimmy: it's one of those

things. it's like, it's just a fun thing, just go out and be goofy and have a good time. >> yeah, yeah. it's internet voting now, though, so, generally, like -- >> jimmy: we didn't have that. >> i would say whatever, like, 14-year-old girls are into is probably gonna take it. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] the jonas brothers up for anything or no? >> well, they did have a movie. >> jimmy: 3-d. 3-d wasn't it? >>ovie of the year. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was there a jonas brothers in 3d? i remember working with you guys, we were doing a spoof of "star wars." >> yes. >> jimmy: did you write that? >> mend this writer john soloman, who's on "snl" now, and the guys. yeah. >> jimmy: and i remember, like, we were working on and it was so long. i think it was, like, a 15-hour day. i think it was, like, 6:30 in the morning. and everybody's just on coffee, just exhausted. and i was like -- you guys were -- the lonely island guys, you were all just hanging out and still writing and trying to think up funny bits. and so, i e-mailed lorne. i was like, "you've got to see these dudes. you've got to meet these guys." i thought you were from brooklyn, you guys. i didn't know. >> berkley. >> jimmy: yeah. is that right? >> it's almost the same word. >> jimmy: it is.

[ light laughter ] bergley. [ adam mumbles ] [ laughter ] williamsburg. >> if you had a couple too many drinks, it's the same place. >> jimmy: it is. >> "cabbie, take me to --" >> jimmy: but i loved that you guys were so hungry and such hard workers. i was like, "check these dudes out." and schumacher was there and higgins. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and they just loved you guys, too. and then you got the audition for "snl" and the rest was up to you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: then i just didn't help you anymore. well, it was up to you. you could've been terrible and not gotten the job. >> we could've been real bad. i am glad that we didn't totally tank it on your account. >> jimmy: no, you didn't, you scored hard and got on "saturday night live." and then "lazy sunday" was, like, the biggest viral video in the history of viral videos. i mean, mr. pibbs and red vines equals crazy delicious. i mean, everyone's doing it. >> it's huge. >> jimmy: it is true. yeah. [ applause ] that was super fun, you and parnsy. >> me and parsny. >> jimmy: you and parnell. >> i wonder where he is right now. >> jimmy: yeah, i wonder what he's doing. >> parnell? >> jimmy: no, he's not here. [ light laughter ] that was weird, though. you're going to play and sing live for the first time.

>> yeah, me and the boys. and the roots! >> jimmy: whoa! [ applause ] it's gonna be good. >> and bruce springsteen! [ cheers and applause ] no, he is not here. >> jimmy: he is not here at all. [ laughter ] but it would be cool. >> i apologize. that was mean. >> jimmy: not bruce. but everyone thought chris parnell was gonna come, too. >> that'd be sick if bruce springsteen did come up here right now. he's like, "i wonder if people are talking about me?" >> jimmy: i was looking at the promos you were doing for mtv awards. i love those. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: they're really, really good. they're really funny. like, how much did you do, like 10 of them? >> like, eight. yeah. >> jimmy: amazing! >> they're extensive. >> jimmy: and they're spoofs of movies? >> yeah, the campaign is "for your consideration." so, it's movies that actually don't exist, but it's me nominating myself for awards. >> jimmy: yeah, it's pretty odgo >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have one of you and will arnett. >> oh, yeah. let's check it out. >> jimmy: yeah, check out. >> hey, i'm andy samberg, host of the 2009 mtv awards. and here's a best ight nominee for your consideration. it is me in "slaughter shack." ♪

>> barry. >> eagle heart. i thought i told you to die. [ laughter ] >> [ bleep ] you. [ laughter ] ♪ od ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what is the name of that one? >> "slaughter shack." >> jimmy: yeah. "slaughter shack." >> everyone is on "slaughter shack" this year. >> jimmy: i didn't get to see it. it's in 3-d, right? >> it was, like, number 73 at the box office. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "i thought i told you to die." [ laughter ] that's such a good line. it's so good. >> he's got the perfect voice for that. >> jimmy: will arnett's a funny dude. who wrote that one? >> i think me and 'kiv.

>> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you do so much. there's a lot of the writing. >> we're super-active. >> jimmy: and where did the lonely island come from? why are you called "the lonely island"? >> the lonely island is three bros who've known each other since junior high school. >> jimmy: you guys have been friends since junior high? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you, 'kiv and jorma? >> they were a year ahead of me, so they were friends before they were friends with me, but kind of like to rewrite histy and think we were all friends immediately from the start. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good way to do it. >> it is a better story, it's easier for the journalists. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it really is. yeah. yeah, you just say, "we've be friends forever." yeah. and you just got together and you were making short, like -- >> yeah, we moved to l.a. together after we graduated from college and just started shooting stuff, and put up a website. and then we met you! [ light laughter ] it is amazing. it is an amazing story. ♪ jim, jim jones the fallon ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is not a song! you know that. >> everyone knows that song. >> jimmy: it's not a song. you just made up a song. ♪ jim, jim jones they call him the fallon ♪ >> that's the song we always used to sing about you. you don't remember that? >> jimmy: that's not a famous song that you sing about me. no one's ever sang that ever.

♪ they call him jim, jam >> jimmy: no, no! [ laughter ] ♪ the fallon yeah, no, that's not -- ♪ he's on the rise [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "he's on the rise." that's -- that song is ridiculous. but i am a fan of all of the stuff that you guys are doing now. "on a boat," you guys are gonna do tonight. and t-pain is not -- he's with family? what's happening? >> yeah, he just had a baby. >> jimmy: that's good. congratulations to t-pain. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. so, tariq better step in. >> yeah, we're gonna get a 'riq-pain. >> jimmy: nice. tariq-pain, right there. >> tariq: all up on pain. >> jimmy: up on pain? isn't that a coffee shop? >> yeah, it comes with a danish. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] it is a very, i should -- it's a rty song. >> there are some bad words in it. >> jimmy: but it's a fun song. >> you know what? 2012, we're not gonna censor ourselves. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> 2009, we're not gonna censor ourselves. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: absolutely. yeah. we can bleep that all out.

>> we've been indoors for so long. >> jimmy: we can bleep it all out. so, you're also doing that. you're doing the short film thing on "snl," too. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that's huge. >> that's great. i'm excited about that. >> jimmy: 'cause people think that you guys -- people think that you invented "digital short," the short films on "saturday night live." and you all the time say, "no, i didn't start it, they've been doing it since --" >> well, since the very first episode there's been short films on the show. yeah, but i mean, this is cool, 'cause it's, sort of, a compilation of all the coolest stuff throughout the history of the show. >> jimmy: and you have tom schiler -- >> exactly. >> christopher guest. >> smigel. >> jimmy: robert smigel. >> "deep thoughts with jack handy." >> "jack handy"'s awesome. >> mr. bill. >> jimmy: i can't wait. it's gonna be fun. >> yeah, that eddie murhpy thing, the "white like me." >> jimmy: that's great. remember that, when eddie murphy was the white guy? [ scattered applause ] that was great, "i would like to pay for this paper." >> jimmy: "just take it. take it." it was so good. we actually have a clip of the christopher guest -- >> oh, "synchronized swimmers"? >> jimmy: "synchronized swimmers," one of the classics. let's take a look. you'll see this on sunday. >> so, start holding your noses now. and hold your breath. count, one.

'til you are underwater. and i am, too. but i'm talking, but this is just pretend. two. [ laughter ] and can you hold it any longer? no. so, burst out of the water! and aren't you glad to be out of the water? florence, aren't you glad? >> yes. >> yes! ♪ [ laughter ] >> deck work is a very important part of our preparation. [ laughter ] and i allowed it to co from within him. he can be surprisingly creative. ♪ the underwater part really bothers me, but in a way, it is what makes the sport a sport. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rad. that's good stuff. it's gonna be a fun special. i'm psyched. >> yeah, i think it's gonna be good. >> jimmy: dude, i've been watching a lot of your shorts, 'cause it came with the cd i've got. this great record. "incredibad." [ cheers and applause ] this is yourecord. >> yeah, those are our hands. >> jimmy: which one is yours? >> i'm the middle hand. >> jimmy: is that yours? >> that's me. >> jimmy: and who's this? that's jorma's?

oh, yeah. it is yours. >> told you! >> jimmy: you did. you didn't lie to me at all. this record is amazing. and if you get this cd, you get, like, all the shorts that come on a dvd. >> there we are. >> jimmy: ridiculous. [ light laughter ] well, look at this. these are all the other ideas for album covers that you had. >> look at 'kiv's boobs in that. can we get any tighter on that? [ laughter ] they airbrushed us and the shading made him look very breasty. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, look at the other ideas for the album covers that you had here. this is kind of good. look at this one here, explain this, "the digiboys." >> "the digiboys: the renaissance the funk." >> jimmy: yeah, there you are there. you have magnifying glasses. >> well, it's like sort of a shakespearean-aeronaut early-90s' hip-hop. >> jimmy: this is a rad. that was pretty cool. i like that. >> this is "the perfect magentalemen." >> jimmy: yeah, they're awesome. wearing magenta. >> magentalemen prefer bonds! >> jimmy: oh, and you're holding bonds in a briefcase. >> a bunch of bonds in a briefcase. and the blond is annoyed, 'cause why would we prefer that and not her? [ light laughter ]

>> jimmy: i like that. i like how you have a record ring around the top, too. >> and naturally, we're wearing magenta suits. >> jimmy: yes. "the perfect magentalemen." >> this stuff is killing! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "male pattern tallness." >> "male pattern tallness." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is a great one there. i love that. >> yeah, we are extremely tall. but we are also experiencing a little male pattern baldness. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: how tall are these? >> like 75-feet? honestly, that is probably, like, seven miles up above the clouds like that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's like manute bol. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. he's probably the same height. and this is my favorite -- >> "golden larynx." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. >> our collective larynx glow. >> jimmy: look at your larynx. >> the larynx doth glow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's fantastic. all right. so, you're gonna come back here and do a little something for us? >> boyow? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: andy samberg, everybody. [ scattered applause ] coming up after the break, andy, akiva, jorma, the lonely island will perform "i'm on a boat" with the roots. come back. [ cheers and applause ]

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from "saturday night live," they're here tonight to make their live performance debut with the song "i'm on a boat," from their album "incredibad." please welcome the lonely island! [ cheers and applause ] >> this is the story of three guys who went on a magical adventure. and one idiot who did not. ♪ >> oh, yeah! get your towels ready. it's about to go down! everybody in the place hit the [ bleep ] deck! ♪ shorty >> but stay on your [ bleep ] toes. we running this. ♪ i'm on a boat i'm on a boat i'm on a boat i'm on a boat ♪ ♪ everybody look at me 'cause i'm sailing on a boat ♪ ♪ sailing on a boat ♪ i'm on a boat i'm on a boat i'm on a boat ♪ ♪ take a good hard look at the [ bleep ] boat ♪ ♪ boat, yeah ♪ i'm on a boat [ bleep ] take a look at me straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea ♪ ♪ busting five knots wind whipping out my coat you can't stop me [ bleep ]

'cause i'm on a boat ♪ ♪ take a picture, trick i'm on a boat, bitch we drinking santana champ 'cause it's so crisp ♪ ♪ crisp ♪ i got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies ♪ ♪ i'm flopping burgers you at kinko's straight flipping copies ♪ ♪ i'm riding on a dolphin doing flips and [ bleep ] the dolphin's splashing ♪ ♪ getting everybody all wet but this ain't seaworld this is real as it gets i'm on a boat [ bleep ] ♪ ♪ don't you ever forget ♪ i'm on a boat and it's going fast and i got a nautical-themed pashmina afghan ♪ ♪ i'm the king of the world on a boat like leo if you're on the shore then you're sho' not me-oh ♪ ♪ get the [ bleep ] up this boat is real [ bleep ] land i'm on a boat, [ bleep ] ♪ ♪ [ bleep ] [ bleep ] trees i climb buoys [ bleep ] [ bleep ] ♪ ♪ i'm on the deck with my boys [ bleep ] yeah this boat engine ♪ ♪ make noise [ bleep ] hey, ma if you could see us now you could see us now ♪ ♪ three fly shirts

from the berkley town ♪ ♪ gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow ♪ ♪ anything is possible ♪ yeah i never thought i'd be on a boat it's a big blue watery road ♪ ♪ poseidon look at me ♪ all hands on deck i never thought i'd see the day ♪ ♪ with a big boat coming my way believe me when i say ♪ ♪ i [ bleep ] a mermaid ♪ i'm on a boat i'm on a boat ♪ ♪ everybody look at me 'cause i'm sailing on a boat sailing on a boat ♪ ♪ i'm on a boat i'm on a boat ♪ ♪ take a good, hard look at the [ bleep ] boat ♪ ♪ shorty shorty yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah!

[ cheers and applause ] >> congrats on the new baby, t-pain. >> jimmy: oh, my. very nice. good man, akiva. jorma. andy, very nice. tariq, very good. jorma, what happened, dude? how come you were not on that boat? [ light laughter ] >> i wasn't invited. >> jimmy: well, why didn't y'all invite him on the boat? >> we didn't want him to come. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, the album is "incredibad." stick around, jorge garcia joins us next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ holiday is here. and here's something to celebrate - the gmc 72-hour sale. you only have 72 hours to declare your independence from interest payments for 6 full years, with 0% apr financing for 72 months on all 2009 sierra 1500s and yukon xl's... 0% apr for 72 months going on now... during the gmc 72-hour sale. visit gmcdealer.com!

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♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a great show coming up tomorrow. the beautiful jane krakowski will be stopping by. host of "survivor," jeff probst is gonna be her. the very funny bo burnham is gonna be performing for us. and the beat freaks are gonna dance for us right here in the studio. the beat freaks are great. check it out tomorrow night. you know the next guest a hurley from the hit show "lost" which has the two-hour season finale tomorrow night. please welcome jorge garcia, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i almost can't help but call you hurley. i know it is jorge, but i feel like i have to. how are you, man? >> i'm great. >> jimmy: how long have you been in new york? >> i got in sunday, bright and early. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and now what have you been doing in new york? just checking it out? >> yeah, walking around, seeing

some friends. >> jimmy: that is cool. >> i went to the zoo in central park. >> jimmy: that's fun. >> you can kind of tell it's not the favorite zoo. >> jimmy: what do you mean? why? >> there's a lot of, like, empty enclosures. you know, it's like, "we promise we're gonna put a snow leopard in here one day, but right now, it's got caution tape around it." >> jimmy: there was a murder. >> they had an enclosure that had four boa constrictors in it and one little gecko who was just holding onto a tree for its dear life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just frightened. yeah, it's kind of an interesting zoo. i like that one. the children's petting zoo is right next to it. >> yeah, i saw it. oh, no one's touching the pigs right now, by the way. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's right. yeah, i could see why. >> the pigs are lonely. >> jimmy: but the pigs are still there, right? >> yeah, they're there. >> jimmy: they leave the pigs, right? >> the polar bear was cool. it was huge. >> jimmy: you saw a polar bear? >> yeah, there's two there. >> jimmy: there's gus. i know gus. that must be odd, you by a polar bear. i mean, any fans of "lost" would be freaked out. they'd be like, "oh, my god, dude, look! wait, oh, my god, that's what's happening."

but they shoot "lost" in hawaii, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and no one knows why the polar bear's on the island. >> right. >> jimmy: it's another mystery of the many mysteries. >> well, i think the polar bear's job was to turn that wheel in the ice room thing. because he is the only one who can handle the temperature. >> jimmy: ah, very good theory. do you know anything at all, by the way, what the show is about to happen? >> i don't know the whole finale even. i mean, there's, like -- when you get a finale script, there's holes in it. there's parts that are missing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and usually, you have a moment when you've got to talk the executive producers. they'd be like, "okay, here's the secret that's not in the script." and i didn't have that moment, 'cause they came and visited the set on the day that i was a day off. >> jimmy: ah! >> so, i have no idea about certain key pieces. >> jimmy: 'cause we couldn't show a clip of you in the show, because everything has a spoiler in it. that was it. they said, "no, we can't show because that gives away something, and we can't show that." i'm like, "all right, so we can't show any clips?" but, i mean, you came to the island, and i want to know something. i mean, can't you give us

something? i mean, you have a guitar with you this season. why? >> good question. i mean, i've asked. >> jimmy: do you play guitar as your character? >> i was like, "can you tell me, is it a guitar? i mean, how heavy is it? can you tell me that so i don't look like i'm a really weak person or i'm way too strong for --" i don't want it to end and it's been full of bricks and i've been hoisting it over my shoulder. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and you open it up and it's a muppet. [ laughter ] >> yeah, so, i don't -- i mean, i know now how it came into my possession. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: can you tell us this? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, come on! >> but you'll find out tomorrow! come on! it's one day! >> jimmy: come on! somebody gave it to you? you won it? [ light laughter ] you traded ifor something? >> are you trying to see my eyes betray me? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] exactly. can i ask, does your character play guitar? >> no. >> jimmy: that's what makes it that much cooler. see? this is fantastic.

>> well, not yet. you never know what's coming up. >> jimmy: that's true. that's very interesting. there is so much secrecy around that. and you film in hawaii, and it seems like the greatest thing ever to have a job and -- >> it's pretty awesome. >> jimmy: but it is work. it is work. >> yeah, sure, it's work. i mean, it is not construction or anything. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i mean, it's cool. like, you'll go, and then you'll pause, and there'll be whales jumping or a turtle coming up on the beach. pigs come down sometimes. there are these wild boars. when we shoot in the area that's like othersville, or whatever, where all the others lived in those little, yellow house. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> these pigs come down. and one came down once that had a broken leg. and so, already, i'm thinking, "now this guy's -- his days are numbered, because how is he gonna find food with a broken leg?" so, i tossed some apples and stuff from the craft service table. and one day, i had just finished work. and i had an uneaten half of a sandwich, and i tossed it to the pig.

and then, just as it's leaving my fingertips, i realize, "oh, my god, there is ham in that sandwich!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you fed him to himself? >> i turn and i looked. it's gone. like, he swallowed it whole. yeah, he is a cannibal and he didn't even know it. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! >> and now he's got the taste for it. [ laughter ] you know? >> jimmy: you turned him into a cannibal. he's gonna go around eating his friends! >> i feel very guilty about it. >> jimmy: oh, my god, yeah. on, like, a hot day, he's gonna smell one of his friends. he'll be like, "that's pretty good." and just attack them. >> "mmm, bacon." >> jimmy: exactly! so, you also live in hawaii, too, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that must be fun, too. >> yeah, i like to stay there, even when we are not shooting. i like to stay there. i mean, working in hawaii's awesome, but not working in hawaii's even better. >> jimmy: yeah, it's just cool. i only went to hawaii once, and i had the worst time ever. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, because i had not been on a vacati in a long time and had just broken up with this girl that i was going out with.

and the night before or something like that. and i'm like, "either way, i am going to hawaii, i don't care." and she was like, "well, i'm not going." so, i ended up going by myself, and i was just in the worst mood ever. and you fly for how many hours? how long does it take to get to hawaii? >> sounds like "forgetting sarah marshall." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it does. really. but it really happened to me, though. >> i thought you were doing that thing, like, on "the office" where like, "there are like these guys and bernie dies." >> jimmy: no, no, it es sound like "forgetting sarah marshall." but it did happen to me. >> wow. >> jimmy: but i didn't meet her there. but i flew for, like, 12 hours or something to go to hawaii. and then i land. and then land and you pay with american money. i was upset. i was like, "i want to pay with beads. i flew for 12 hours!" [ laughter ] i want to land somewhere crazy. i went on -- quickly, i'm on a rant now. i went on this helicopter tour of the volcanoes. have you done this? >> oh, no, i haven't been to the big island. >> jimmy: yeah, big island, that's where i was. yeah, big island. and i went on this helicopter tour, and i'm on the helicopter.

and these two old couples are sitting behind me. and they're in matching jogging suits. and first of all, the guy goes, "well, normally, i play a tape of hawaiian music, but it is broken. so, i'm just gonna play james brown." [ laughter ] so, i go, "all right." and he plays james brown music. so, it was like -- ♪ i feel good and we're flying around. and, i'm not kidding, the lady behind me starts vomiting. [ audience groans ] an old lady vomiting. we are in a tiny helicopter. and she is like -- [ retching noises ] [ laughter ] like, crazy screams from the bowels of a 75-year-old woman. [ laughter ] and i see an old hand go in front of my head, 'cause i was sitting in the front like this. and said, "do you have another air sick bag?" she had filled up two bags. [ audience groans ] i go, "let's land this thing." and -- ♪ i feel good [ light laughter ] i had the worst experience. >> i'm just thinking about the switch-off from the one. "can you go one more? one more." holy cow.

>> jimmy: you say t word doodle on the show, so when we come back, we are going to play a new game called wheel of dudes. stick around. we will come right back. ht

♪ >> jimmy: yeah, all right. [ cheers and applause ] we're back with jorge garcia. "lost" is a great show, full of big surprises, mind-bending mysteries and great acting. and nobody can get the word "dude" out more than hurley, as played by my friend here, jorge. so, i wanted to put him to the test here. on the wheel, we have eight different scenarios. and jorge and i will face each other giving off powerful reactions only using the word "dude." so, we have, like, a bunch of different ones here. so, i'm gonna just spin the wheel. and you go first, all right? >> okay. >> jimmy: because you are the guest. here we go. "unpleasant smell." >> dude? [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: that's pretty good. all right. now you spin it and i'll do it. >> i do it for you? >> jimmy: yeah. >> "surprise party." >> jimmy: okay. dude! [ applse ] or am i the guy -- >> i thought you were getting surprised. >> jimmy: oh, well, give me another one if you think i'm the guy being surprised, i'll do that. ready? dude? [ light laughter ] no, okay. all right, sorry. [ light laughter ] here, i will spin it for you. all right. there you go. "falling in love." [ quietly ] >> dude! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is fantastic. all right. ready? now you give me one. [ laughter ] give it another spin.