out of the dark ♪ ♪ we both we both know our know our ♪ ♪ own limitations and that's why we're strong ♪ ♪ now that we spent some time apart we're leading each other out of the dark ♪ ♪ 'cause we both know we both know ♪ >> thank you! gavin degraw, everyone. >> colbie caillat, everybody. >> jay: thank you, guys. nice job. nice job, guys. thank you. hey, i want to thank my guests -- jarod miller, timothy olyphant, and, of course, colbie caillat,

gavin degraw. tomorrow night, kathy griffin. but "jimmy fallon" right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com

♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. welcome. that's a great new york city crowd, right there. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." oh, my gosh. what a show we have tonight. have a great show. fun one tonight. hey, guys. today was valentine's day. and if you just found that out, that's why you're in trouble. [ laughter ] speaking of valentine's day, though, ikea -- did you hear about this? they are promising to give couples a free crib if they have a baby exactly nine months after valentine's day. [ light laughter ] yeah. getting a free crib is both a great way to save money and the worst "how you were born" story. [ light laughter ] "my parents wanted this crib." did you guys hear about this? taylor swift's ex-boyfriend connor kennedy was arrested yesterday for handcuffing himself to the white house gate to bring attention to climate change.

yeah, he's bummed about the arrest, but he's glad to attach himself to something that won't write a song about him. [ laughter ] in one way, it's good -- [ applause ] guys, we have bruce willis on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] that's fun. that's my man. he stars in "a good day to die hard," which i just found out is both an action movie and viagra's new slogan. [ laughter ] >> steve: four hours, call a doctor. >> jimmy: it's all about synergy, man. synergy. some major business news. today, american airlines announced its $11 billion merger with u.s. airways to create the world's largest airline. well, $11 billion and five if they want a set of headphones. this is interesting. scientists have discovered a species of fish that surrounds itself with uglier fish in order to look more attractive. [ laughter ] however, scientists could not identify which sorority it belongs to.

they haven't -- [ laughter and applause ] and finally, a man in georgia was just arrested for stealing a krispy kreme doughnut truck and leading police on a high-speed chase. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: the police charged him with one count of grand theft irony. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have the must fun show on television tonight. he is a giant, giant movie star. he's back with a new "die hard" movie. bruce willis is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] plus, she is one of my favorite human beings on the planet. she's always so funny, always so charming, always so pretty. molly shannon is stopping by tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wonderful. >> jimmy: everyone loves her.

and we got some great music from rapper trinidad james. [ cheers and applause ] he's going to be great tonight. it's good stuff. hey, guys, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. ♪ hashtags, hashtags hashtags, hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. these are lists on twitter where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. so, because it's valentine's day, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "awkward date." and i asked you guys at home to tweet out a weird, funny or embarrassing story about an awkward date that you've been on. we got thousands of tweets. in fact, within 20 minutes, it was a trending topic in the u.s., which is awesome. so, thank you for those tweets, and now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite awkward date tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @hopefulgirl365. [ light laughter ] >> steve: it's already sad. >> jimmy: no, no, no. she's hopeful. >> steve: oh, she's hopeful? >> jimmy: she's fine. she's hopeful. >> steve: okay.

>> jimmy: 365 days a year, she is hopeful. >> steve: she's hopeful all the time. [ light laughter ] >> jimmyyeah, nothing to do with valentine's day. [ laughter ] this one's from @hopefulgirl. if she was just girl365, that -- [ laughter ] then i'd be concerned, yeah. >> steve: hopeful implies you're in need of hope. go ahead. hopeful. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it means you're full of hope, right? >> steve: no. you're wishing for -- you're hoping for things. 365 days a year. not one day she's -- [ laughter ] i'm hopeful things are gonna work out. i'm sorry. love this lady. go ahead. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. she says, "i introduced my date to my family as todd. when we got out to the car, he said, 'my name is tom.'" [ laughter ] sorry about that, ted, i apologize. >> steve: sorry, tim. >> jimmy: this one is from @lizziejen7. she says, "a guy stroked my hair and i said, 'that feels nice,' and he replied, 'yeah, my dog

likes it when i do that too.'" [ laughter ] that's awkward. >> steve: no. not good. >> jimmy: who's a good girl? >> steve: who's a good girl? fetch. >> jimmy: this one is from @jeffhofmann. he says, "at the end of a first date, i asked if she'd like to go out again. she said she was going to take a break from dating for a while." [ laughter ] when did you decide that? >> steve: i'm good. >> jimmy: this one's from @paulamac23. she says, "he didn't know how to end the date, so he saluted me." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: had a great time. >> steve: generally good. >> jimmy: at ease. this one's from is @zacdixon. he says, "i thought she said 'i love you,' so i said it back. i really said, 'i love those pants.' so i said, 'oh yeah, that's what i said, too.'" [ laughter ] "i like your pants too -- your pants on." good cover-up, man. he's quick, that guy. "your pants, too.

[ stuttering ] i mean the ones you wore the other day." this one's from @liston617. he says, "took a girl to the movies for our first date. heard, 'hey honey' behind us. my mom was at the same movie." [ laughter ] "put your arm around her." >> steve: get me some grandkids. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this from @mischlecht. he says, "in a move theater in ninth grade, my date laid her hand out for me to hold. i gave her a low five." >> steve: ah. [ laughter ] "trying to watch the movie." >> jimmy: "the previews are on!" >> steve: "that was a great scene." >> jimmy: come on, man. this last one's from @richbaillie. he says, "i popped my prom date in the eye with a champagne cork from two feet away." [ audience ohs ] there you have it. those are tonight's "late night hashtags." [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/ hashtags. thank you so much.

[ applause ] yeah. hey, guys, it is valentine's day, sort of. >> audience member: i love you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love you, too. and i'm in the giving mood. [ cheers and applause ] so, tonight, one lucky audience member will receive a box of godiva belgian chocolates. [ cheers and applause ] all right, everyone, look at your seat number. if i pick your number from this raffle drum, you're going home with some godiva chocolates. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: here we go. everyone look at your seat number. who wants these chocolates? come on! this is some good stuff. [ cheers and applause ] [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, my gosh!

>> jimmy: the lucky seat number is -- this has never happened. seats 1 to 347. everybody's getting the chocolate! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ happy valentine's day! we'll be right back with "models and buckets"! come on back -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ want to know what i did in the last five hours? i disproved the theory of relativity. i mastered origami while beating the record for hacky sack. found bigfoot. swam the english channel. and then i swam back. and then i took the dogs for a walk. how do i do all of this? 5-hour energy. hours of energy now with no crash later. andale!

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you guys look like you're ready to play a game of intense competition and fabulous prizes. it's time for the game everyone's talking about. bus drivers, dog walkers, pharmacists, glass blowers, pope candidates, everyone is talking about it. [ light laughter ] it's time for a special valentine's day edition of "models and buckets." ♪ models and models and models in buckets ♪ >> jimmy: that's right, it's time for the game everyone has been talking about. >> i. >> love. >> models. >> and buckets. >> jimmy: everybody. [ laughter ] so let's get started. let's bring out models and those buckets. whoa, whoa, whoa. hi -- hi, models.

>> all: hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: you guys have any special valentine's day plans? [ all talking at once ] >> jimmy: all right, very good. as you can see, we have 12 beautiful models with 12 beautiful buckets for our contestants to choose from. whatever bucket they pick will be dumped on their head but one of these buckets contains $100. [ cheers and applause ] let's meet our contestants. come on over, guys. ♪ nice to see you, man. step over. >> thank you. >> jay: hey, pal. good to see you. what is your name and where are you from? >> i'm brian from boston. >> jimmy: hey, good man, brian. [ cheers ] welcome to the show, buddy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we love boston. what is your name? >> my name is matthew seth baker from california. >> jimmy: matthew seth baker. [ applause ] one of those three-name guys. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah. all right, guys. you know how the game works here. you have to pick a bucket number and then one of our models will dump that bucket on your head. first, let's find out what's in some of today's buckets. higgins? >> steve: well, jimmy, today we

have red jell-o, rose petals, cherry syrup, crushed candy hearts, pepto-bismol, ben & jerry's late night snack ice cream or $100. >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: jimmy. >> jimmy: wow. the tension, the tension. all right. contestant number one, you are up first. audience, help him out. what number should he pick? [ audience yelling ] >> i'll go -- i'll go with 4. >> jimmy: you're going to go with 4. all right. i'm talking about tessa! ♪ tessa >> jimmy: tessa, feels like that bucket is light. give him that $100. oh! [ audience ohs ] bummer. [ sad tuba ] well, thank you, tessa. sorry about that. >> it's not $100. >> jimmy: that's not $100. it feels like it, but it is not. all right. that was pepto-bismol right there. i'm so sorry, but it works. it works.

all right, contestant number two -- hey, that's one down. you don't have to -- you got to be happy about that. >> i like that. i'm going to go with number 6. >> jimmy: number 6. i'm talking about beth. ♪ beth >> jimmy: beth, give him that $100, please. no! [ audience ohs ] [ sad tuba ] ay-caramba. almost was there. i thought for a second. i saw green coming out, but it was brown chocolate syrup instead. so sorry. all right, here we go. contestant number one, you smell fantastic. >> my stomach feels good. >> jimmy: audience, what do you say? we gonna help him out? [ audience yelling ] listen to the audience. >> i'll go with 5. >> jimmy: 5. we're talking about laura. ♪ laura >> jimmy: this one actually does seem light, laura. give him that $100.

oh. [ laughter ] [ sad tuba ] sorry, that is -- that is -- that is -- he looks like pigpen in real life. [ coughing ] it is crushed candy hearts. that was not $100 -- don't breathe in. if you can hold your breath. crushed candy -- crushed candy hearts. so sorry about that. unbelievable. all right. what are you thinking, my friend? >> i got to go 11. >> jimmy: you've got to go number 11. that is roberta! ♪ roberta >> jimmy: nice to see you, roberta. roberta, give him that $100, will you. and you get it! [ cheers and applause ] right there! ♪ congratulations, you won $100! congratulations. that's all yours. that giant check is yours.

you're a winner. you're a champ. [ cheers ] just turn around for a second, just turn around and just show the camera. just turn around. there you go. [ audience ohs ] there you go. whoa, whoa, whoa. people are going to start thinking al roker is on the show. hey, you guys, no one goes home empty-handed here at "late night," so you get this "late night with jimmy fallon" bucket hat. ♪ you got that bucket hat you got that bucket everybody rocking that bucket hat ♪ [ rapping ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, thanks to these guys for playing. thanks for our beautiful models. we'll be right back with bruce willis, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is one of the biggest movie stars in the world, and starting today, he's back in theaters everywhere as john mcclane in "a good day to die hard." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome bruce willis! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the guy. bruce willis, right here. welcome to our show. thank you for coming on. >> very nice. the show is going --

>> jimmy: thank you, my friend. happy valentine's day to you. >> happy valentine's day. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. are you celebrating valentine's day tonight? >> yes. >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah. celebrated just before the show today. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> got some flowers for mabel, my little daughter. flowers for mrs. willis. >> jimmy: that is beautiful. >> pretty nice roses. what do you think? >> jimmy: romantic guy. very good. yeah. yeah, very good. >> do you celebrate. >> jimmy: i didn't really celebrate. my wife has the flu. [ audience aws ] so she's currently -- yeah. not a good scene at my house right now. [ laughter ] it's not romantic at all, but maybe we'll go see a movie. we'll go see "a good day to die hard." that's a good movie to check out. >> you bet. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm psyched. everyone's going nuts for this. i saw the trailer, and everyone went bonkers for the trailer so i'm excited to see the film. we had your buddy john goodman here earlier in the week. what a great guy that guy is. >> oh,