thank you for joining us here on
our home court in hollywood.
are you ready for march madness?
is it -- no, not at all, huh?
[ laughter and applause ]
my hope is that we get all the
madness out in march, so we
don't have any left for
november.
[ laughter ]
there were two college
basketball play-in games today.
there are 16 games tomorrow,
another 16 the day after that,
then eight games, another eight
games, then four games, four
games, two games, two games, two
games, one game, then we go back
to working at work.
[ laughter ]
again, we get no work done when
the games are on.
i'm warning you now, tomorrow
night's show will be terrible.
[ laughter ]
just get some sleep or something
tomorrow.
this is interesting.
gonzaga tomorrow plays
mcneese state, which, not only
do i not believe gonzaga is
a real place, i don't think
there's any such place as
mcneese state, either.
[ laughter ]
i know for a fact there are
50 states, and mcneese is not
one of them.
[ laughter ]
this is a game between...