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[GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]

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[GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]

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[GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[PANTING]

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[PANTING]

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[PANTING]

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It's--

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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[my

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[my

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[my

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[SINGING TO THE TUNE
OF "JERUSALEM"]

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[SINGING TO THE TUNE
OF "JERUSALEM"]

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And did those teeth in ancient time

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And did those teeth in ancient time

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And did those teeth in ancient time

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And did those teeth in ancient time

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And did those teeth in ancient time

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And did those teeth in ancient time

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And did those teeth in ancient time

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Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

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Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

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Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

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Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

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Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

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Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

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Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

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Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

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Well, hello there again,
ladies and gentlemen.

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Well, hello there again,
ladies and gentlemen.

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Well, hello there again,
ladies and gentlemen.

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Well, hello there again,
ladies and gentlemen.

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At this time we'd like to up the tempo
a little, change the mood.

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At this time we'd like to up the tempo
a little, change the mood.

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At this time we'd like to up the tempo
a little, change the mood.

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At this time we'd like to up the tempo
a little, change the mood.

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At this time we'd like to up the tempo
a little, change the mood.

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At this time we'd like to up the tempo
a little, change the mood.

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At this time we'd like to up the tempo
a little, change the mood.

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We've got a number requested
by Pip, Pauline, Nigel, Tarquin,

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We've got a number requested
by Pip, Pauline, Nigel, Tarquin,

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We've got a number requested
by Pip, Pauline, Nigel, Tarquin,

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We've got a number requested
by Pip, Pauline, Nigel, Tarquin,

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We've got a number requested
by Pip, Pauline, Nigel, Tarquin,

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We've got a number requested
by Pip, Pauline, Nigel, Tarquin,

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and old Spotty, Tarquin's mother.

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and old Spotty, Tarquin's mother.

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and old Spotty, Tarquin's mother.

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and old Spotty, Tarquin's mother.

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and old Spotty, Tarquin's mother.

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and old Spotty, Tarquin's mother.

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It's a little number
specially written

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It's a little number
specially written

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It's a little number
specially written

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It's a little number
specially written

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for the pubescence
of ex-king Zog of Albania.

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for the pubescence
of ex-king Zog of Albania.

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for the pubescence
of ex-king Zog of Albania.

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for the pubescence
of ex-king Zog of Albania.

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for the pubescence
of ex-king Zog of Albania.

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for the pubescence
of ex-king Zog of Albania.

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And it's entitled "Art Gallery."
Hope you like it.

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And it's entitled "Art Gallery."
Hope you like it.

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And it's entitled "Art Gallery."
Hope you like it.

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And it's entitled "Art Gallery."
Hope you like it.

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And it's entitled "Art Gallery."
Hope you like it.

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And it's entitled "Art Gallery."
Hope you like it.

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And it's entitled "Art Gallery."
Hope you like it.

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Hello, Marge.

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Oh, hello, Janet. How are you, love?

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Oh, hello, Janet. How are you, love?

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Fancy seeing you. How's little Ralph?
Mm.

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Fancy seeing you. How's little Ralph?
Mm.

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Fancy seeing you. How's little Ralph?
Mm.

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Fancy seeing you. How's little Ralph?
Mm.

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Fancy seeing you. How's little Ralph?
Mm.

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Oh, don't ask me. He's been
nothing but trouble all morning.

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Oh, don't ask me. He's been
nothing but trouble all morning.

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Oh, don't ask me. He's been
nothing but trouble all morning.

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Oh, don't ask me. He's been
nothing but trouble all morning.

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Oh, don't ask me. He's been
nothing but trouble all morning.

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Oh, don't ask me. He's been
nothing but trouble all morning.

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Oh, don't ask me. He's been
nothing but trouble all morning.

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Stop it, Ralph. Stop it.

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Stop it, Ralph. Stop it.

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[SLAPS]

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Same as my Kevin.
Nothing but trouble.

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Same as my Kevin.
Nothing but trouble.

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Same as my Kevin.
Nothing but trouble.

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Really?
Leave it alone.

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[SLAPS]

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He's just been in the Florentine Room
and smeared tomato ketchup

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He's just been in the Florentine Room
and smeared tomato ketchup

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He's just been in the Florentine Room
and smeared tomato ketchup

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He's just been in the Florentine Room
and smeared tomato ketchup

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all over Raphael's Baby Jesus.
Oh, dear.

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all over Raphael's Baby Jesus.
Oh, dear.

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all over Raphael's Baby Jesus.
Oh, dear.

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all over Raphael's Baby Jesus.
Oh, dear.

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all over Raphael's Baby Jesus.
Oh, dear.

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Put that Baroque masterpiece
down.

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Put that Baroque masterpiece
down.

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Put that Baroque masterpiece
down.

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Put that Baroque masterpiece
down.

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Put that Baroque masterpiece
down.

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Put that Baroque masterpiece
down.

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Well, we've just come
from the Courtauld

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Well, we've just come
from the Courtauld

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Well, we've just come
from the Courtauld

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and Ralph smashed
every exhibit but one

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and Ralph smashed
every exhibit but one

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and Ralph smashed
every exhibit but one

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and Ralph smashed
every exhibit but one

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in the Danish
contemporary-sculpture exhibition.

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in the Danish
contemporary-sculpture exhibition.

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in the Danish
contemporary-sculpture exhibition.

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in the Danish
contemporary-sculpture exhibition.

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Just like my Kevin.

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Show him an exhibition of early
18th-century Dresden pottery

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Show him an exhibition of early
18th-century Dresden pottery

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Show him an exhibition of early
18th-century Dresden pottery

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Show him an exhibition of early
18th-century Dresden pottery

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Show him an exhibition of early
18th-century Dresden pottery

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Show him an exhibition of early
18th-century Dresden pottery

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Show him an exhibition of early
18th-century Dresden pottery

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Show him an exhibition of early
18th-century Dresden pottery

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Show him an exhibition of early
18th-century Dresden pottery

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and he goes berserk.
Mm.

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and he goes berserk.
Mm.

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and he goes berserk.
Mm.

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No. I said no, and I meant no.

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No. I said no, and I meant no.

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[SLAPS]

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This morning we were viewing
the early Flemish masters

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This morning we were viewing
the early Flemish masters

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This morning we were viewing
the early Flemish masters

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This morning we were viewing
the early Flemish masters

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of the Renaissance
and Mannerist schools

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of the Renaissance
and Mannerist schools

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of the Renaissance
and Mannerist schools

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when he takes out
his black aerosol

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when he takes out
his black aerosol

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and squirts Vermeer's
Lady AtA Window.

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and squirts Vermeer's
Lady AtA Window.

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and squirts Vermeer's
Lady AtA Window.

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Still, it's not as bad
as spitting, is it?

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Still, it's not as bad
as spitting, is it?

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Still, it's not as bad
as spitting, is it?

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Still, it's not as bad
as spitting, is it?

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Still, it's not as bad
as spitting, is it?

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No. Well, Kevin knows
Yeah.

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No. Well, Kevin knows
Yeah.

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No. Well, Kevin knows
Yeah.

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No. Well, Kevin knows
Yeah.

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[SLAPS]

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If he spits at a painting,

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If he spits at a painting,

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If he spits at a painting,

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I'll never take him
to an exhibition again.

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I'll never take him
to an exhibition again.

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I'll never take him
to an exhibition again.

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Ralph used to spit.

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He could hit a van Gogh
at 30 yards. Yes.

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He could hit a van Gogh
at 30 yards. Yes.

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He could hit a van Gogh
at 30 yards. Yes.

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He could hit a van Gogh
at 30 yards. Yes.

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He could hit a van Gogh
at 30 yards. Yes.

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He could hit a van Gogh
at 30 yards. Yes.

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He could hit a van Gogh
at 30 yards. Yes.

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But he knows now it's wrong,
don't you, Ralph?

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But he knows now it's wrong,
don't you, Ralph?

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But he knows now it's wrong,
don't you, Ralph?

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But he knows now it's wrong,
don't you, Ralph?

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But he knows now it's wrong,
don't you, Ralph?

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Ralph. Stop it. Stop it.

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Ralph. Stop it. Stop it.

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Stop chewing that Turner.

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Stop chewing that Turner.

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Stop chewing that Turner.

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You are.

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You are.

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You are.

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[SLAPPING]

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You're a naughty, naughty,
vicious little boy.

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You're a naughty, naughty,
vicious little boy.

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You're a naughty, naughty,
vicious little boy.

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You're a naughty, naughty,
vicious little boy.

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You're a naughty, naughty,
vicious little boy.

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[SLAPS]

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Oh, look at that.

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The Fighting Temeraire ruined.
What shall I do?

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The Fighting Temeraire ruined.
What shall I do?

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The Fighting Temeraire ruined.
What shall I do?

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The Fighting Temeraire ruined.
What shall I do?

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The Fighting Temeraire ruined.
What shall I do?

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The Fighting Temeraire ruined.
What shall I do?

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Oh, don't do anything with it, love.
Just put it in the bin over there.

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Oh, don't do anything with it, love.
Just put it in the bin over there.

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Oh, don't do anything with it, love.
Just put it in the bin over there.

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Oh, don't do anything with it, love.
Just put it in the bin over there.

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Oh, don't do anything with it, love.
Just put it in the bin over there.

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Really?
Yes. Take my word for it, Marge.

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Really?
Yes. Take my word for it, Marge.

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Really?
Yes. Take my word for it, Marge.

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Really?
Yes. Take my word for it, Marge.

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Kevin's eaten most of
the early 19th-century

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Kevin's eaten most of
the early 19th-century

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Kevin's eaten most of
the early 19th-century

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British landscape artists
Oh.

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And I've learned not to worry.

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And I've learned not to worry.

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As a matter of fact,
I feel a bit peckish myself.

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As a matter of fact,
I feel a bit peckish myself.

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As a matter of fact,
I feel a bit peckish myself.

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As a matter of fact,
I feel a bit peckish myself.

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Yes. I never--

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Yes. I never--

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Yes. I never--

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I never used to like Turner.
No.

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I never used to like Turner.
No.

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I never used to like Turner.
No.

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I never used to like Turner.
No.

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I don't know much about art,
but I know what I like.

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I don't know much about art,
but I know what I like.

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I don't know much about art,
but I know what I like.

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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I think Utrillo's brushwork
is fantastic.

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I think Utrillo's brushwork
is fantastic.

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I think Utrillo's brushwork
is fantastic.

239
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I think Utrillo's brushwork
is fantastic.

240
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I think Utrillo's brushwork
is fantastic.

241
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But it doesn't always agree
with me.

242
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[BURPS]

243
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Oh. Not after a Rubens, anyway. Mm.

244
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Oh. Not after a Rubens, anyway. Mm.

245
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Oh. Not after a Rubens, anyway. Mm.

246
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Oh. Not after a Rubens, anyway. Mm.

247
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Oh. Not after a Rubens, anyway. Mm.

248
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Oh. Not after a Rubens, anyway. Mm.

249
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All those cherries... Oh!

250
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All those cherries... Oh!

251
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All those cherries... Oh!

252
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Oh!

253
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Oh!

254
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Oh!

255
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Got Vermeer all down me shirt. Oh.

256
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Got Vermeer all down me shirt. Oh.

257
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Got Vermeer all down me shirt. Oh.

258
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Got Vermeer all down me shirt. Oh.

259
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Got Vermeer all down me shirt. Oh.

260
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Watteau, dear?

261
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Watteau, dear?

262
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What a terrible joke.
But it's my only line.

263
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What a terrible joke.
But it's my only line.

264
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What a terrible joke.
But it's my only line.

265
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What a terrible joke.
But it's my only line.

266
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What a terrible joke.
But it's my only line.

267
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What a terrible joke.
But it's my only line.

268
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All right, all right.
You didn't have to say it.

269
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All right, all right.
You didn't have to say it.

270
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You could've kept quiet for a change.
But it's my only line.

271
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You could've kept quiet for a change.
But it's my only line.

272
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You could've kept quiet for a change.
But it's my only line.

273
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You could've kept quiet for a change.
But it's my only line.

274
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Oh, that's typical. Talk, talk, talk,
natter, natter, natter.

275
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Oh, that's typical. Talk, talk, talk,
natter, natter, natter.

276
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Oh, that's typical. Talk, talk, talk,
natter, natter, natter.

277
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Bring me my arrows of desire

278
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Bring me my arrows of desire

279
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Bring me my arrows of desire

280
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Bring me my arrows of desire

281
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Bring me my arrows of desire

282
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Bring me my arrows of desire

283
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Bring me my arrows of desire

284
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Bring me my arrows of desire

285
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Bring me my arrows of desire

286
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Bring me my arrows of desire

287
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Bring me my arrows of desire

288
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Bring me my arrows of desire

289
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Bring me my arrows of desire

290
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Bring me my spear
O clouds unfold

291
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Bring me my spear
O clouds unfold

292
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Bring me my spear
O clouds unfold

293
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Bring me my spear
O clouds unfold

294
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Bring me my spear
O clouds unfold

295
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Bring me my spear
O clouds unfold

296
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Bring me my spear
O clouds unfold

297
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Bring me my spear
O clouds unfold

298
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Bring me my spear
O clouds unfold

299
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Bring me my spear
O clouds unfold

300
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Bring me my spear
O clouds unfold

301
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Bring me my spear
O clouds unfold

302
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Bring me my chariot of fire

303
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Bring me my chariot of fire

304
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Bring me my chariot of fire

305
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Bring me my chariot of fire

306
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Bring me my chariot of fire

307
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Bring me my chariot of fire

308
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Bring me my chariot of fire

309
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Bring me my chariot of fire

310
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Bring me my chariot of fire

311
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Bring me my chariot of fire

312
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COLONEL:
Right, cut to me.

313
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COLONEL:
Right, cut to me.

314
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As officer commanding the regular
army's Advertising Division,

315
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As officer commanding the regular
army's Advertising Division,

316
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As officer commanding the regular
army's Advertising Division,

317
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As officer commanding the regular
army's Advertising Division,

318
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As officer commanding the regular
army's Advertising Division,

319
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As officer commanding the regular
army's Advertising Division,

320
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As officer commanding the regular
army's Advertising Division,

321
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I object,
in the strongest possible terms,

322
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I object,
in the strongest possible terms,

323
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I object,
in the strongest possible terms,

324
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I object,
in the strongest possible terms,

325
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to this obvious reference
to our own slogan, "It's a dog's life--

326
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to this obvious reference
to our own slogan, "It's a dog's life--

327
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to this obvious reference
to our own slogan, "It's a dog's life--

328
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to this obvious reference
to our own slogan, "It's a dog's life--

329
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to this obvious reference
to our own slogan, "It's a dog's life--

330
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to this obvious reference
to our own slogan, "It's a dog's life--

331
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to this obvious reference
to our own slogan, "It's a dog's life--

332
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Eh, man's life in the modern army."

333
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Eh, man's life in the modern army."

334
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Eh, man's life in the modern army."

335
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Eh, man's life in the modern army."

336
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Eh, man's life in the modern army."

337
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And I warn this program
that any recurrence

338
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And I warn this program
that any recurrence

339
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And I warn this program
that any recurrence

340
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And I warn this program
that any recurrence

341
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of this sloppy, long-haired,
civilian plagiarism

342
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of this sloppy, long-haired,
civilian plagiarism

343
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of this sloppy, long-haired,
civilian plagiarism

344
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of this sloppy, long-haired,
civilian plagiarism

345
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of this sloppy, long-haired,
civilian plagiarism

346
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of this sloppy, long-haired,
civilian plagiarism

347
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of this sloppy, long-haired,
civilian plagiarism

348
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of this sloppy, long-haired,
civilian plagiarism

349
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will be dealt with most severely.

350
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will be dealt with most severely.

351
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will be dealt with most severely.

352
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Right, now,
on the command, "cut,"

353
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Right, now,
on the command, "cut,"

354
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Right, now,
on the command, "cut,"

355
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Right, now,
on the command, "cut,"

356
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Right, now,
on the command, "cut,"

357
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camera will cut to Camera 2.
All right, director.

358
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camera will cut to Camera 2.
All right, director.

359
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camera will cut to Camera 2.
All right, director.

360
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camera will cut to Camera 2.
All right, director.

361
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camera will cut to Camera 2.
All right, director.

362
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camera will cut to Camera 2.
All right, director.

363
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camera will cut to Camera 2.
All right, director.

364
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COLONEL:
Wait for it.

365
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Camera, cut.

366
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Camera, cut.

367
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This is my only line.

368
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This is my only line.

369
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[CROWD JEERS]

370
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[CROWD JEERS]

371
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[SOBBING]
Well, it's my only line.

372
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MAN:
It's no good. It's pathetic.

373
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Mm.

374
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Mm.

375
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[MAKES A CHUGGING NOISE]

376
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[MAKES A CHUGGING NOISE]

377
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[MAKES A CHUGGING NOISE]

378
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[my

379
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[my

380
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[my

381
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[MUSIC PLAYS]

382
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[MUSIC PLAYS]

383
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[MUSIC PLAYS]

384
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:21,278
WOMAN'S VOICE: It's a man's life,

385
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,599
WOMAN'S VOICE: It's a man's life,

386
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:23,158
taking your clothes off in public.

387
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:23,558
taking your clothes off in public.

388
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:23,958
taking your clothes off in public.

389
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:24,358
taking your clothes off in public.

390
00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:24,758
taking your clothes off in public.

391
00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,034
taking your clothes off in public.

392
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:27,398
Quiet, quiet, quiet. Now, quiet.
Wait a minute.

393
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:27,798
Quiet, quiet, quiet. Now, quiet.
Wait a minute.

394
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:28,198
Quiet, quiet, quiet. Now, quiet.
Wait a minute.

395
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:28,598
Quiet, quiet, quiet. Now, quiet.
Wait a minute.

396
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:28,998
Quiet, quiet, quiet. Now, quiet.
Wait a minute.

397
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,228
Quiet, quiet, quiet. Now, quiet.
Wait a minute.

398
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:30,838
I've already warned this program

399
00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:31,989
I've already warned this program

400
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:32,558
about infringing the army
copyright of our slogan:

401
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:32,958
about infringing the army
copyright of our slogan:

402
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:33,358
about infringing the army
copyright of our slogan:

403
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,634
about infringing the army
copyright of our slogan:

404
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,198
"It's a pig's life--
Man's life in the modern army."

405
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:35,598
"It's a pig's life--
Man's life in the modern army."

406
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:35,998
"It's a pig's life--
Man's life in the modern army."

407
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,398
"It's a pig's life--
Man's life in the modern army."

408
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:36,798
"It's a pig's life--
Man's life in the modern army."

409
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,153
"It's a pig's life--
Man's life in the modern army."

410
00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:38,718
And I'm warning you,
if it happens again,

411
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:39,118
And I'm warning you,
if it happens again,

412
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:39,518
And I'm warning you,
if it happens again,

413
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,714
And I'm warning you,
if it happens again,

414
00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:41,278
I Shall come down on this program
like a ton of bricks.

415
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:41,678
I Shall come down on this program
like a ton of bricks.

416
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,078
I Shall come down on this program
like a ton of bricks.

417
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:42,478
I Shall come down on this program
like a ton of bricks.

418
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:42,878
I Shall come down on this program
like a ton of bricks.

419
00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,199
I Shall come down on this program
like a ton of bricks.

420
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:44,758
Right. Carry on, sergeant major.

421
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:45,158
Right. Carry on, sergeant major.

422
00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:45,558
Right. Carry on, sergeant major.

423
00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:46,879
Right. Carry on, sergeant major.

424
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,479
Sir.

425
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:49,398
Good evening, class.
ALL: Good evening.

426
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:49,798
Good evening, class.
ALL: Good evening.

427
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:50,915
Good evening, class.
ALL: Good evening.

428
00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,399
Where's all the others, then?

429
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,834
ALL: Not here.
I can see that.

430
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,398
What's the matter with them?
ALL: Don't know.

431
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:54,798
What's the matter with them?
ALL: Don't know.

432
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,198
What's the matter with them?
ALL: Don't know.

433
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:55,598
What's the matter with them?
ALL: Don't know.

434
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,749
What's the matter with them?
ALL: Don't know.

435
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,148
Perhaps they've got a flu.

436
00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:58,718
Flu? Flu?

437
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,073
Flu? Flu?

438
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:00,638
They've been eating
too much fresh fruit.

439
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,038
They've been eating
too much fresh fruit.

440
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:01,438
They've been eating
too much fresh fruit.

441
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,668
They've been eating
too much fresh fruit.

442
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:03,238
Right. Now, self-defence.

443
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:03,638
Right. Now, self-defence.

444
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,038
Right. Now, self-defence.

445
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,075
Right. Now, self-defence.

446
00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:05,638
Tonight I Shall be carrying on
from where I got to last week,

447
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:06,038
Tonight I Shall be carrying on
from where I got to last week,

448
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:06,438
Tonight I Shall be carrying on
from where I got to last week,

449
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:06,838
Tonight I Shall be carrying on
from where I got to last week,

450
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,114
Tonight I Shall be carrying on
from where I got to last week,

451
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:08,678
when l was showing you
how to defend yourself

452
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:09,078
when l was showing you
how to defend yourself

453
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:09,478
when l was showing you
how to defend yourself

454
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,833
when l was showing you
how to defend yourself

455
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,398
against anyone who attacks you
armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

456
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:11,798
against anyone who attacks you
armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

457
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:12,198
against anyone who attacks you
armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

458
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:12,598
against anyone who attacks you
armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

459
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:12,998
against anyone who attacks you
armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

460
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:13,398
against anyone who attacks you
armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

461
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:13,798
against anyone who attacks you
armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

462
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,028
against anyone who attacks you
armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

463
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,474
[ALL GROANING]

464
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:17,038
You promised you wouldn't
do fruit this week.

465
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:17,438
You promised you wouldn't
do fruit this week.

466
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,589
You promised you wouldn't
do fruit this week.

467
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:19,749
What do you mean?

468
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:20,318
We've done fresh fruit
for the last nine weeks.

469
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,435
We've done fresh fruit
for the last nine weeks.

470
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:21,998
What's wrong with fruit?
You think you know it all, eh?

471
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:22,398
What's wrong with fruit?
You think you know it all, eh?

472
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,674
What's wrong with fruit?
You think you know it all, eh?

473
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:24,238
Well, can we do something else
for a change?

474
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,468
Well, can we do something else
for a change?

475
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,078
Like someone who attacks you
with a pointed stick?

476
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:26,478
Like someone who attacks you
with a pointed stick?

477
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:26,878
Like someone who attacks you
with a pointed stick?

478
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,995
Like someone who attacks you
with a pointed stick?

479
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:28,558
Pointed sticks?
Oh, oh, oh.

480
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:28,958
Pointed sticks?
Oh, oh, oh.

481
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:29,358
Pointed sticks?
Oh, oh, oh.

482
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:29,758
Pointed sticks?
Oh, oh, oh.

483
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:30,158
Pointed sticks?
Oh, oh, oh.

484
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,309
Pointed sticks?
Oh, oh, oh.

485
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:31,878
We want to learn
how to defend ourselves

486
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,278
We want to learn
how to defend ourselves

487
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,395
We want to learn
how to defend ourselves

488
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:33,958
against pointed sticks, do we?

489
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:34,358
against pointed sticks, do we?

490
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,713
against pointed sticks, do we?

491
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,278
Getting all high-and-mighty, eh?

492
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:36,678
Getting all high-and-mighty, eh?

493
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,033
Getting all high-and-mighty, eh?

494
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:38,598
Fresh fruit not good enough
for you, eh?

495
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:38,998
Fresh fruit not good enough
for you, eh?

496
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:39,398
Fresh fruit not good enough
for you, eh?

497
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,469
Fresh fruit not good enough
for you, eh?

498
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,038
Oh, well, well, well. Well,
I'll tell you something, my lad.

499
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:41,438
Oh, well, well, well. Well,
I'll tell you something, my lad.

500
00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:41,838
Oh, well, well, well. Well,
I'll tell you something, my lad.

501
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:42,238
Oh, well, well, well. Well,
I'll tell you something, my lad.

502
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:42,638
Oh, well, well, well. Well,
I'll tell you something, my lad.

503
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,038
Oh, well, well, well. Well,
I'll tell you something, my lad.

504
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:43,438
Oh, well, well, well. Well,
I'll tell you something, my lad.

505
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,589
Oh, well, well, well. Well,
I'll tell you something, my lad.

506
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:45,278
When you're walking home tonight,

507
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,395
When you're walking home tonight,

508
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:46,958
and some homicidal maniac
comes after you

509
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,358
and some homicidal maniac
comes after you

510
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,679
and some homicidal maniac
comes after you

511
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:49,278
with a bunch of loganberries,
don't come crying to me.

512
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:49,678
with a bunch of loganberries,
don't come crying to me.

513
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,078
with a bunch of loganberries,
don't come crying to me.

514
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:50,478
with a bunch of loganberries,
don't come crying to me.

515
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:50,878
with a bunch of loganberries,
don't come crying to me.

516
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:51,278
with a bunch of loganberries,
don't come crying to me.

517
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,508
with a bunch of loganberries,
don't come crying to me.

518
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:53,918
Right, the passion fruit.

519
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:54,318
Right, the passion fruit.

520
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,548
Right, the passion fruit.

521
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:56,118
When your assailant lunges at you
with a passion fruit, thus:

522
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:56,518
When your assailant lunges at you
with a passion fruit, thus:

523
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:56,918
When your assailant lunges at you
with a passion fruit, thus:

524
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:57,318
When your assailant lunges at you
with a passion fruit, thus:

525
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:57,718
When your assailant lunges at you
with a passion fruit, thus:

526
00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:58,118
When your assailant lunges at you
with a passion fruit, thus:

527
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,439
When your assailant lunges at you
with a passion fruit, thus:

528
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,038
ALL:
We've done the passion fruit.

529
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,234
ALL:
We've done the passion fruit.

530
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:01,798
What?
We've done the passion fruit.

531
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:02,198
What?
We've done the passion fruit.

532
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,553
What?
We've done the passion fruit.

533
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:04,118
We've done oranges,
apples, grapefruits--

534
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:04,518
We've done oranges,
apples, grapefruits--

535
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:04,918
We've done oranges,
apples, grapefruits--

536
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,114
We've done oranges,
apples, grapefruits--

537
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:06,678
Whole and segments.
--pomegranates, greengages.

538
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:07,078
Whole and segments.
--pomegranates, greengages.

539
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:07,478
Whole and segments.
--pomegranates, greengages.

540
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:07,878
Whole and segments.
--pomegranates, greengages.

541
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,199
Whole and segments.
--pomegranates, greengages.

542
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:09,758
Grapes, passion fruit.
Lemons.

543
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,158
Grapes, passion fruit.
Lemons.

544
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,354
Grapes, passion fruit.
Lemons.

545
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:11,918
Plums.
Yeah, and mangoes in syrup.

546
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:12,318
Plums.
Yeah, and mangoes in syrup.

547
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:12,718
Plums.
Yeah, and mangoes in syrup.

548
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,119
Plums.
Yeah, and mangoes in syrup.

549
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:14,678
How about cherries?
ALL: We done them.

550
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:15,078
How about cherries?
ALL: We done them.

551
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,308
How about cherries?
ALL: We done them.

552
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:16,918
Red and black?
ALL: Yes.

553
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:17,955
Red and black?
ALL: Yes.

554
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:19,518
All right, then.

555
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:19,918
All right, then.

556
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,955
All right, then.

557
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,394
Bananas.
ALL: Oh.

558
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:22,958
We haven't done them, have we?
ALL: No.

559
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:23,358
We haven't done them, have we?
ALL: No.

560
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,759
We haven't done them, have we?
ALL: No.

561
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,313
Right. Bananas.

562
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:26,878
How to defend yourself against
a man armed with a banana.

563
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:27,278
How to defend yourself against
a man armed with a banana.

564
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:27,678
How to defend yourself against
a man armed with a banana.

565
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:28,078
How to defend yourself against
a man armed with a banana.

566
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:28,478
How to defend yourself against
a man armed with a banana.

567
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:28,878
How to defend yourself against
a man armed with a banana.

568
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,279
How to defend yourself against
a man armed with a banana.

569
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:30,838
Here, you, take this.

570
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:31,238
Here, you, take this.

571
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:31,638
Here, you, take this.

572
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,039
Here, you, take this.

573
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:33,598
Now, it's quite Simple to defend
yourself against the banana fiend.

574
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:33,998
Now, it's quite Simple to defend
yourself against the banana fiend.

575
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,398
Now, it's quite Simple to defend
yourself against the banana fiend.

576
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:34,798
Now, it's quite Simple to defend
yourself against the banana fiend.

577
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,198
Now, it's quite Simple to defend
yourself against the banana fiend.

578
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:35,598
Now, it's quite Simple to defend
yourself against the banana fiend.

579
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:35,998
Now, it's quite Simple to defend
yourself against the banana fiend.

580
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,035
Now, it's quite Simple to defend
yourself against the banana fiend.

581
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:37,598
First of all, you force him
to drop the banana.

582
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:37,998
First of all, you force him
to drop the banana.

583
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:38,398
First of all, you force him
to drop the banana.

584
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:38,798
First of all, you force him
to drop the banana.

585
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,198
First of all, you force him
to drop the banana.

586
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:39,598
First of all, you force him
to drop the banana.

587
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,919
First of all, you force him
to drop the banana.

588
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:41,478
Next, you eat the banana,
thus disarming him.

589
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:41,878
Next, you eat the banana,
thus disarming him.

590
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,278
Next, you eat the banana,
thus disarming him.

591
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:42,678
Next, you eat the banana,
thus disarming him.

592
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:43,078
Next, you eat the banana,
thus disarming him.

593
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:43,478
Next, you eat the banana,
thus disarming him.

594
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:43,878
Next, you eat the banana,
thus disarming him.

595
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,108
Next, you eat the banana,
thus disarming him.

596
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:45,678
You have now rendered him
helpless.

597
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,078
You have now rendered him
helpless.

598
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,308
You have now rendered him
helpless.

599
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:47,878
Suppose he's got a bunch.

600
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,233
Suppose he's got a bunch.

601
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:49,798
Shut up.
Supposing he's got a pointed stick.

602
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,198
Shut up.
Supposing he's got a pointed stick.

603
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:50,598
Shut up.
Supposing he's got a pointed stick.

604
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:50,998
Shut up.
Supposing he's got a pointed stick.

605
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:51,398
Shut up.
Supposing he's got a pointed stick.

606
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,435
Shut up.
Supposing he's got a pointed stick.

607
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:53,038
Shut up.
Right, now, you, Mr. Apricot.

608
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:53,438
Shut up.
Right, now, you, Mr. Apricot.

609
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:53,838
Shut up.
Right, now, you, Mr. Apricot.

610
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:54,238
Shut up.
Right, now, you, Mr. Apricot.

611
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,639
Shut up.
Right, now, you, Mr. Apricot.

612
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,028
Harrison.
Harrison, Mr. Harrison.

613
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:57,598
Come at me with that banana.
Come on, attack me with it.

614
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:57,998
Come at me with that banana.
Come on, attack me with it.

615
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,398
Come at me with that banana.
Come on, attack me with it.

616
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,594
Come at me with that banana.
Come on, attack me with it.

617
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:00,158
As hard as you like. Come on.

618
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,195
As hard as you like. Come on.

619
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:01,758
Come-- No, no, no.

620
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:02,158
Come-- No, no, no.

621
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:02,558
Come-- No, no, no.

622
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,595
Come-- No, no, no.

623
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,158
Put something into it,
for God's sake.

624
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:04,558
Put something into it,
for God's sake.

625
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,913
Put something into it,
for God's sake.

626
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,399
Hold it like that:

627
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:07,998
Scream. Now, come on.

628
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,399
Scream. Now, come on.

629
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:09,998
Come on, attack me.
Come on, come on.

630
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,398
Come on, attack me.
Come on, come on.

631
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:10,798
Come on, attack me.
Come on, come on.

632
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,915
Come on, attack me.
Come on, come on.

633
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,399
[YELLS]

634
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,879
[GUNSHOT]

635
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:17,358
Now...

636
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:17,758
Now...

637
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,113
Now...

638
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:22,878
Now | eat the banana.
He's dead.

639
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,278
Now | eat the banana.
He's dead.

640
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:23,678
Now | eat the banana.
He's dead.

641
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,078
Now | eat the banana.
He's dead.

642
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,195
Now | eat the banana.
He's dead.

643
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:25,758
You shot him.
He's completely dead.

644
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,158
You shot him.
He's completely dead.

645
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:26,558
You shot him.
He's completely dead.

646
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:26,958
You shot him.
He's completely dead.

647
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:27,358
You shot him.
He's completely dead.

648
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,554
You shot him.
He's completely dead.

649
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,118
You've shot him.
Right, right.

650
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:29,518
You've shot him.
Right, right.

651
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,839
You've shot him.
Right, right.

652
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:34,478
l have now eaten the banana.

653
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:34,878
l have now eaten the banana.

654
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:35,278
l have now eaten the banana.

655
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,349
l have now eaten the banana.

656
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:36,958
The deceased Mr. Apricot
is now disarmed.

657
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:37,358
The deceased Mr. Apricot
is now disarmed.

658
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:37,758
The deceased Mr. Apricot
is now disarmed.

659
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,158
The deceased Mr. Apricot
is now disarmed.

660
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:38,558
The deceased Mr. Apricot
is now disarmed.

661
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,754
The deceased Mr. Apricot
is now disarmed.

662
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,038
You shot him. You shot him dead.

663
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:41,438
You shot him. You shot him dead.

664
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:41,838
You shot him. You shot him dead.

665
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,114
You shot him. You shot him dead.

666
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:43,718
Why, he was attacking me
with a banana.

667
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,948
Why, he was attacking me
with a banana.

668
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:45,518
Well, you told him to.
Look, I'm only doing me job.

669
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:45,918
Well, you told him to.
Look, I'm only doing me job.

670
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:46,318
Well, you told him to.
Look, I'm only doing me job.

671
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:46,718
Well, you told him to.
Look, I'm only doing me job.

672
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,039
Well, you told him to.
Look, I'm only doing me job.

673
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:48,598
l have to Show you how to defend
yourself against fresh fruit.

674
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:48,998
l have to Show you how to defend
yourself against fresh fruit.

675
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:49,398
l have to Show you how to defend
yourself against fresh fruit.

676
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,628
l have to Show you how to defend
yourself against fresh fruit.

677
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:51,318
And pointed sticks.
Shut up.

678
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:51,718
And pointed sticks.
Shut up.

679
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,119
And pointed sticks.
Shut up.

680
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:53,678
Supposing someone come at you with a
banana and you haven't got a gun.

681
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,078
Supposing someone come at you with a
banana and you haven't got a gun.

682
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:54,478
Supposing someone come at you with a
banana and you haven't got a gun.

683
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:54,878
Supposing someone come at you with a
banana and you haven't got a gun.

684
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:55,915
Supposing someone come at you with a
banana and you haven't got a gun.

685
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:57,909
Run for it.

686
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:58,478
Well, you could stand-- You could
stand and scream for help.

687
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:58,878
Well, you could stand-- You could
stand and scream for help.

688
00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,278
Well, you could stand-- You could
stand and scream for help.

689
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,633
Well, you could stand-- You could
stand and scream for help.

690
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,238
Yeah, yeah. You try that with
a pineapple down your windpipe.

691
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:01,638
Yeah, yeah. You try that with
a pineapple down your windpipe.

692
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:02,038
Yeah, yeah. You try that with
a pineapple down your windpipe.

693
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:02,438
Yeah, yeah. You try that with
a pineapple down your windpipe.

694
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:03,793
Yeah, yeah. You try that with
a pineapple down your windpipe.

695
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:04,358
Pineapple?
Where? Where? Where?

696
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,713
Pineapple?
Where? Where? Where?

697
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,278
Nowhere.
l was just saying "pineapple."

698
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,633
Nowhere.
l was just saying "pineapple."

699
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,238
Oh, blood. I thought my number
was on that one.

700
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,639
Oh, blood. I thought my number
was on that one.

701
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:10,198
What, on the pineapple?
Where? Where?

702
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:10,598
What, on the pineapple?
Where? Where?

703
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,749
What, on the pineapple?
Where? Where?

704
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:12,318
No, l was just repeating it.
Oh, I see. Right.

705
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:12,718
No, l was just repeating it.
Oh, I see. Right.

706
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,948
No, l was just repeating it.
Oh, I see. Right.

707
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:14,518
Whoo! Ahh, that's the banana then.

708
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:14,918
Whoo! Ahh, that's the banana then.

709
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,148
Whoo! Ahh, that's the banana then.

710
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:16,718
Next, the raspberry.

711
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:17,118
Next, the raspberry.

712
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:17,518
Next, the raspberry.

713
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,839
Next, the raspberry.

714
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:19,478
Harmless-looking thing, isn't it?

715
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,879
Harmless-looking thing, isn't it?

716
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:21,438
Now, you, Mr. Tinned-PeaCh--
Thompson.

717
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:21,838
Now, you, Mr. Tinned-PeaCh--
Thompson.

718
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:22,238
Now, you, Mr. Tinned-PeaCh--
Thompson.

719
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,559
Now, you, Mr. Tinned-PeaCh--
Thompson.

720
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:24,158
Mr. Thompson, come at me
with that raspberry.

721
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:24,558
Mr. Thompson, come at me
with that raspberry.

722
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,754
Mr. Thompson, come at me
with that raspberry.

723
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:26,318
And come on, be as vicious
as you like with it.

724
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:26,718
And come on, be as vicious
as you like with it.

725
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,835
And come on, be as vicious
as you like with it.

726
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,319
No.
Why not?

727
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,039
You'll shoot me.
I won't.

728
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:31,758
Well, you Shot Mr. Harrison.
That was self-defence.

729
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:32,158
Well, you Shot Mr. Harrison.
That was self-defence.

730
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:32,558
Well, you Shot Mr. Harrison.
That was self-defence.

731
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:32,958
Well, you Shot Mr. Harrison.
That was self-defence.

732
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:33,358
Well, you Shot Mr. Harrison.
That was self-defence.

733
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,554
Well, you Shot Mr. Harrison.
That was self-defence.

734
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,118
Come on.
I promise I won't shoot you.

735
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,439
Come on.
I promise I won't shoot you.

736
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,038
You promised you'd tell us
about pointed sticks.

737
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:37,438
You promised you'd tell us
about pointed sticks.

738
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,555
You promised you'd tell us
about pointed sticks.

739
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,118
Shut up. Now, brandish that--
Brandish that raspberry.

740
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:39,518
Shut up. Now, brandish that--
Brandish that raspberry.

741
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:39,918
Shut up. Now, brandish that--
Brandish that raspberry.

742
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:40,318
Shut up. Now, brandish that--
Brandish that raspberry.

743
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,514
Shut up. Now, brandish that--
Brandish that raspberry.

744
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:42,078
Come on, be as vicious
as you like with it. Come on.

745
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:42,478
Come on, be as vicious
as you like with it. Come on.

746
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:42,878
Come on, be as vicious
as you like with it. Come on.

747
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:43,278
Come on, be as vicious
as you like with it. Come on.

748
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,508
Come on, be as vicious
as you like with it. Come on.

749
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,078
No. Throw the gun away.
I haven't got a gun.

750
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:45,478
No. Throw the gun away.
I haven't got a gun.

751
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,879
No. Throw the gun away.
I haven't got a gun.

752
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:47,478
Oh, yes, you have.
I haven't.

753
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:47,878
Oh, yes, you have.
I haven't.

754
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,278
Oh, yes, you have.
I haven't.

755
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,315
Oh, yes, you have.
I haven't.

756
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:49,878
You have.
You shot Mr. Harrison with it.

757
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,029
You have.
You shot Mr. Harrison with it.

758
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,474
Oh, that gun.

759
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:53,358
Throw it away.
All right.

760
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:53,758
Throw it away.
All right.

761
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,875
Throw it away.
All right.

762
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,358
How to defend yourself
against a raspberry, without a gun.

763
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:56,758
How to defend yourself
against a raspberry, without a gun.

764
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,158
How to defend yourself
against a raspberry, without a gun.

765
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:57,558
How to defend yourself
against a raspberry, without a gun.

766
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:57,958
How to defend yourself
against a raspberry, without a gun.

767
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:58,358
How to defend yourself
against a raspberry, without a gun.

768
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:58,758
How to defend yourself
against a raspberry, without a gun.

769
00:15:58,760 --> 00:15:59,875
How to defend yourself
against a raspberry, without a gun.

770
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:00,478
You were gonna Shoot me.
I wasn't. I wasn't, I wasn't.

771
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:00,878
You were gonna Shoot me.
I wasn't. I wasn't, I wasn't.

772
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:01,278
You were gonna Shoot me.
I wasn't. I wasn't, I wasn't.

773
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,429
You were gonna Shoot me.
I wasn't. I wasn't, I wasn't.

774
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,038
You were.
No, I wasn't. Come on.

775
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,075
You were.
No, I wasn't. Come on.

776
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:04,678
Come on, you worm.
You miserable little man.

777
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,078
Come on, you worm.
You miserable little man.

778
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:05,478
Come on, you worm.
You miserable little man.

779
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,879
Come on, you worm.
You miserable little man.

780
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:07,478
Come at me, then.
Come on, do your worst, you worm.

781
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:07,878
Come at me, then.
Come on, do your worst, you worm.

782
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:08,278
Come at me, then.
Come on, do your worst, you worm.

783
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:08,678
Come at me, then.
Come on, do your worst, you worm.

784
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,078
Come at me, then.
Come on, do your worst, you worm.

785
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:09,478
Come at me, then.
Come on, do your worst, you worm.

786
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,595
Come at me, then.
Come on, do your worst, you worm.

787
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:14,678
If anyone ever attacks you
with a raspberry,

788
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,078
If anyone ever attacks you
with a raspberry,

789
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:15,478
If anyone ever attacks you
with a raspberry,

790
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:15,878
If anyone ever attacks you
with a raspberry,

791
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:16,278
If anyone ever attacks you
with a raspberry,

792
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:16,678
If anyone ever attacks you
with a raspberry,

793
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,829
If anyone ever attacks you
with a raspberry,

794
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,398
simply pull the lever, and the 16-ton
weight will drop on his head.

795
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:18,798
simply pull the lever, and the 16-ton
weight will drop on his head.

796
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,198
simply pull the lever, and the 16-ton
weight will drop on his head.

797
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:19,598
simply pull the lever, and the 16-ton
weight will drop on his head.

798
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:19,998
simply pull the lever, and the 16-ton
weight will drop on his head.

799
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,398
simply pull the lever, and the 16-ton
weight will drop on his head.

800
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:20,798
simply pull the lever, and the 16-ton
weight will drop on his head.

801
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,198
simply pull the lever, and the 16-ton
weight will drop on his head.

802
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:21,598
simply pull the lever, and the 16-ton
weight will drop on his head.

803
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,749
simply pull the lever, and the 16-ton
weight will drop on his head.

804
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,319
I learnt that in Malaya.

805
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,118
Suppose you haven't got
the 16-ton weight.

806
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:25,518
Suppose you haven't got
the 16-ton weight.

807
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:25,918
Suppose you haven't got
the 16-ton weight.

808
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,955
Suppose you haven't got
the 16-ton weight.

809
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:27,758
Well, that's planning, isn't it?
Forethought.

810
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,158
Well, that's planning, isn't it?
Forethought.

811
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:28,558
Well, that's planning, isn't it?
Forethought.

812
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,629
Well, that's planning, isn't it?
Forethought.

813
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:30,678
Well, how many 16-ton weights
are there?

814
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,078
Well, how many 16-ton weights
are there?

815
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,308
Well, how many 16-ton weights
are there?

816
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:32,878
Look. Look, smarty pants.

817
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,278
Look. Look, smarty pants.

818
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:33,678
Look. Look, smarty pants.

819
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,078
Look. Look, smarty pants.

820
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,354
Look. Look, smarty pants.

821
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:35,918
The 16-ton weight is just one way--

822
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:36,318
The 16-ton weight is just one way--

823
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:36,718
The 16-ton weight is just one way--

824
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,118
The 16-ton weight is just one way--

825
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,155
The 16-ton weight is just one way--

826
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:38,718
Just one way
of killing the raspberry killer.

827
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:39,118
Just one way
of killing the raspberry killer.

828
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:39,518
Just one way
of killing the raspberry killer.

829
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:39,918
Just one way
of killing the raspberry killer.

830
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:40,318
Just one way
of killing the raspberry killer.

831
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:40,718
Just one way
of killing the raspberry killer.

832
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,118
Just one way
of killing the raspberry killer.

833
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:41,518
Just one way
of killing the raspberry killer.

834
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:41,918
Just one way
of killing the raspberry killer.

835
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,114
Just one way
of killing the raspberry killer.

836
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:43,678
There are millions of others.

837
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,715
There are millions of others.

838
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:45,318
Like what?
Shoot him.

839
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:45,718
Like what?
Shoot him.

840
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,948
Like what?
Shoot him.

841
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,118
Well, supposing you haven't got
a gun or a 16-ton weight.

842
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:48,518
Well, supposing you haven't got
a gun or a 16-ton weight.

843
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:48,918
Well, supposing you haven't got
a gun or a 16-ton weight.

844
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:49,318
Well, supposing you haven't got
a gun or a 16-ton weight.

845
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,355
Well, supposing you haven't got
a gun or a 16-ton weight.

846
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:50,958
All right, clever dick.
All right, clever dick.

847
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:51,358
All right, clever dick.
All right, clever dick.

848
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:51,758
All right, clever dick.
All right, clever dick.

849
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,829
All right, clever dick.
All right, clever dick.

850
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,398
You two, come at me
with raspberries.

851
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:53,798
You two, come at me
with raspberries.

852
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,198
You two, come at me
with raspberries.

853
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,349
You two, come at me
with raspberries.

854
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:55,918
There you are, a whole basket each.
Come at me with them.

855
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:56,318
There you are, a whole basket each.
Come at me with them.

856
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:56,718
There you are, a whole basket each.
Come at me with them.

857
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,118
There you are, a whole basket each.
Come at me with them.

858
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,155
There you are, a whole basket each.
Come at me with them.

859
00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:58,718
No gun?
No.

860
00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,789
No gun?
No.

861
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:00,638
No 16-ton weight?
No.

862
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,959
No 16-ton weight?
No.

863
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:02,558
No pointed stick?
Shut up.

864
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,834
No pointed stick?
Shut up.

865
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,398
No rocks up in the ceiling?
No.

866
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,469
No rocks up in the ceiling?
No.

867
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:06,598
You won't kill us?
I won't kill you.

868
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:06,998
You won't kill us?
I won't kill you.

869
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,319
You won't kill us?
I won't kill you.

870
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:08,878
Promise?
I promise I won't kill you.

871
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,154
Promise?
I promise I won't kill you.

872
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,469
Now, are you gonna attack me?

873
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,269
[IN UNISON]
All right.

874
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:13,838
Right, now, don't rush me this time.

875
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,159
Right, now, don't rush me this time.

876
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:15,718
I'm gonna turn me back,
so you can stalk me, right?

877
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,118
I'm gonna turn me back,
so you can stalk me, right?

878
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:16,518
I'm gonna turn me back,
so you can stalk me, right?

879
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:16,918
I'm gonna turn me back,
so you can stalk me, right?

880
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:17,318
I'm gonna turn me back,
so you can stalk me, right?

881
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:17,718
I'm gonna turn me back,
so you can stalk me, right?

882
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:18,789
I'm gonna turn me back,
so you can stalk me, right?

883
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:19,398
Come up as quietly as you can,
right, close-up behind me.

884
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:19,798
Come up as quietly as you can,
right, close-up behind me.

885
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,198
Come up as quietly as you can,
right, close-up behind me.

886
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:20,598
Come up as quietly as you can,
right, close-up behind me.

887
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:20,998
Come up as quietly as you can,
right, close-up behind me.

888
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:21,398
Come up as quietly as you can,
right, close-up behind me.

889
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,799
Come up as quietly as you can,
right, close-up behind me.

890
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:23,398
Then in with the raspberries, right?

891
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:23,798
Then in with the raspberries, right?

892
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,198
Then in with the raspberries, right?

893
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,394
Then in with the raspberries, right?

894
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:25,958
Start moving.

895
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,188
Start moving.

896
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:27,758
Now, the first thing to do
when you're being stalked

897
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,158
Now, the first thing to do
when you're being stalked

898
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:28,558
Now, the first thing to do
when you're being stalked

899
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,675
Now, the first thing to do
when you're being stalked

900
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,238
by an ugly mob
with raspberries

901
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:30,638
by an ugly mob
with raspberries

902
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,755
by an ugly mob
with raspberries

903
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,318
is to release the tiger.

904
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,673
is to release the tiger.

905
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,068
[GROWLING]

906
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:35,638
[STUDENTS SCREAMING]

907
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,789
[STUDENTS SCREAMING]

908
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:37,398
The great advantage of the tiger
in unarmed combat

909
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:37,798
The great advantage of the tiger
in unarmed combat

910
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,198
The great advantage of the tiger
in unarmed combat

911
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:38,598
The great advantage of the tiger
in unarmed combat

912
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,919
The great advantage of the tiger
in unarmed combat

913
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:40,478
is that it not only eats
the raspberry-laden foe

914
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:40,878
is that it not only eats
the raspberry-laden foe

915
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:41,278
is that it not only eats
the raspberry-laden foe

916
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:41,678
is that it not only eats
the raspberry-laden foe

917
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,033
is that it not only eats
the raspberry-laden foe

918
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:43,598
but also the raspberries.

919
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:43,998
but also the raspberries.

920
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:44,398
but also the raspberries.

921
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,469
but also the raspberries.

922
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,038
The tiger, however,
does not relish the peach.

923
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:46,438
The tiger, however,
does not relish the peach.

924
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:46,838
The tiger, however,
does not relish the peach.

925
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:47,238
The tiger, however,
does not relish the peach.

926
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,275
The tiger, however,
does not relish the peach.

927
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:48,838
The peach assailant should be
attacked with a crocodile.

928
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:49,238
The peach assailant should be
attacked with a crocodile.

929
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:49,638
The peach assailant should be
attacked with a crocodile.

930
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,038
The peach assailant should be
attacked with a crocodile.

931
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,359
The peach assailant should be
attacked with a crocodile.

932
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:52,158
Right. Now, the rest of you,
I know you're there.

933
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:52,558
Right. Now, the rest of you,
I know you're there.

934
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:52,958
Right. Now, the rest of you,
I know you're there.

935
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:53,358
Right. Now, the rest of you,
I know you're there.

936
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:53,758
Right. Now, the rest of you,
I know you're there.

937
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,158
Right. Now, the rest of you,
I know you're there.

938
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:54,558
Right. Now, the rest of you,
I know you're there.

939
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,629
Right. Now, the rest of you,
I know you're there.

940
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,198
Lurking under the floorboards
with your damsons and your prunes.

941
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:56,598
Lurking under the floorboards
with your damsons and your prunes.

942
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:56,998
Lurking under the floorboards
with your damsons and your prunes.

943
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,398
Lurking under the floorboards
with your damsons and your prunes.

944
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:57,798
Lurking under the floorboards
with your damsons and your prunes.

945
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,198
Lurking under the floorboards
with your damsons and your prunes.

946
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:58,598
Lurking under the floorboards
with your damsons and your prunes.

947
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,794
Lurking under the floorboards
with your damsons and your prunes.

948
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,398
Hiding behind the wall bars
with your quinces.

949
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:00,798
Hiding behind the wall bars
with your quinces.

950
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,074
Hiding behind the wall bars
with your quinces.

951
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:02,638
Well, I'm ready for you.

952
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,834
Well, I'm ready for you.

953
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:04,398
I've wired myself up
to 200 tons of gelignite.

954
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:04,798
I've wired myself up
to 200 tons of gelignite.

955
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,198
I've wired myself up
to 200 tons of gelignite.

956
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:05,598
I've wired myself up
to 200 tons of gelignite.

957
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:05,998
I've wired myself up
to 200 tons of gelignite.

958
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,115
I've wired myself up
to 200 tons of gelignite.

959
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:07,678
And if any of you so much as tries
anything, we'll all go up together.

960
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,078
And if any of you so much as tries
anything, we'll all go up together.

961
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:08,478
And if any of you so much as tries
anything, we'll all go up together.

962
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:08,878
And if any of you so much as tries
anything, we'll all go up together.

963
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:09,278
And if any of you so much as tries
anything, we'll all go up together.

964
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:09,678
And if any of you so much as tries
anything, we'll all go up together.

965
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,078
And if any of you so much as tries
anything, we'll all go up together.

966
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:10,478
And if any of you so much as tries
anything, we'll all go up together.

967
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,833
And if any of you so much as tries
anything, we'll all go up together.

968
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,398
I warned you. I warned you.
Right, that's it.

969
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:12,798
I warned you. I warned you.
Right, that's it.

970
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,198
I warned you. I warned you.
Right, that's it.

971
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:13,598
I warned you. I warned you.
Right, that's it.

972
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:13,998
I warned you. I warned you.
Right, that's it.

973
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,398
I warned you. I warned you.
Right, that's it.

974
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:14,798
I warned you. I warned you.
Right, that's it.

975
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,835
I warned you. I warned you.
Right, that's it.

976
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,793
[GRUNTS]

977
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,198
Say, have I shown you
my last operation?

978
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:22,598
Say, have I shown you
my last operation?

979
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:22,998
Say, have I shown you
my last operation?

980
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,398
Say, have I shown you
my last operation?

981
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:23,798
Say, have I shown you
my last operation?

982
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,198
Say, have I shown you
my last operation?

983
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,599
Say, have I shown you
my last operation?

984
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,198
MAN 1:
Now, we've got to find that tumour.

985
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:27,598
MAN 1:
Now, we've got to find that tumour.

986
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,874
MAN 1:
Now, we've got to find that tumour.

987
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:29,438
[CLUNKING]

988
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:29,838
[CLUNKING]

989
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,034
[CLUNKING]

990
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:33,318
Aha. Now, where does it go?

991
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:33,718
Aha. Now, where does it go?

992
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:34,118
Aha. Now, where does it go?

993
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:34,518
Aha. Now, where does it go?

994
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:34,918
Aha. Now, where does it go?

995
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:35,318
Aha. Now, where does it go?

996
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:35,718
Aha. Now, where does it go?

997
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,039
Aha. Now, where does it go?

998
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,994
No, no.

999
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:42,678
[CLATTERING]

1000
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,078
[CLATTERING]

1001
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,115
[CLATTERING]

1002
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:44,718
MAN 2:
Bloody hell.

1003
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,755
MAN 2:
Bloody hell.

1004
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:49,278
[MAN 3 HUMMING]

1005
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:49,678
[MAN 3 HUMMING]

1006
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,874
[MAN 3 HUMMING]

1007
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:13,838
It's a lot of clothing, sir.

1008
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,239
It's a lot of clothing, sir.

1009
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:41,798
[SINGING TO THE TUNE
OF "JERUSALEM"]

1010
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,994
[SINGING TO THE TUNE
OF "JERUSALEM"]

1011
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:43,558
And did those feet in ancient times

1012
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:43,958
And did those feet in ancient times

1013
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,358
And did those feet in ancient times

1014
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:44,758
And did those feet in ancient times

1015
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:45,158
And did those feet in ancient times

1016
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,388
And did those feet in ancient times

1017
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:46,958
Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

1018
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:47,358
Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

1019
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:47,758
Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

1020
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,158
Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

1021
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:48,558
Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

1022
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:48,958
Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

1023
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,358
Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

1024
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:49,758
Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

1025
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:50,158
Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

1026
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,309
Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

1027
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:51,958
Well, now we'd like to alter
the mood a little.

1028
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:52,358
Well, now we'd like to alter
the mood a little.

1029
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,679
Well, now we'd like to alter
the mood a little.

1030
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:54,278
We'd like to bring you something
for Mum and Dad,

1031
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:54,678
We'd like to bring you something
for Mum and Dad,

1032
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,078
We'd like to bring you something
for Mum and Dad,

1033
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,308
We'd like to bring you something
for Mum and Dad,

1034
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:56,878
Annie and Roger, Mazarin
and Louis, and all of Versailles.

1035
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,278
Annie and Roger, Mazarin
and Louis, and all of Versailles.

1036
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:57,678
Annie and Roger, Mazarin
and Louis, and all of Versailles.

1037
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:58,078
Annie and Roger, Mazarin
and Louis, and all of Versailles.

1038
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:58,478
Annie and Roger, Mazarin
and Louis, and all of Versailles.

1039
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:58,878
Annie and Roger, Mazarin
and Louis, and all of Versailles.

1040
00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,278
Annie and Roger, Mazarin
and Louis, and all of Versailles.

1041
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,395
Annie and Roger, Mazarin
and Louis, and all of Versailles.

1042
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:00,958
It's a little number called
"England's Mountains Green."

1043
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,358
It's a little number called
"England's Mountains Green."

1044
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:01,758
It's a little number called
"England's Mountains Green."

1045
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:02,158
It's a little number called
"England's Mountains Green."

1046
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:02,558
It's a little number called
"England's Mountains Green."

1047
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:02,958
It's a little number called
"England's Mountains Green."

1048
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,279
It's a little number called
"England's Mountains Green."

1049
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,668
Hope you like it.

1050
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,238
And did those feet in ancient time--

1051
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:06,638
And did those feet in ancient time--

1052
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,038
And did those feet in ancient time--

1053
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:07,438
And did those feet in ancient time--

1054
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:07,838
And did those feet in ancient time--

1055
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,238
And did those feet in ancient time--

1056
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:08,638
And did those feet in ancient time--

1057
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,038
And did those feet in ancient time--

1058
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,109
And did those feet in ancient time--

1059
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:13,478
[SHEEP BLEATING]

1060
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:13,878
[SHEEP BLEATING]

1061
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,233
[SHEEP BLEATING]

1062
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,158
Yes, you know, it's a man's life
in England's mountains green.

1063
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:17,558
Yes, you know, it's a man's life
in England's mountains green.

1064
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:17,958
Yes, you know, it's a man's life
in England's mountains green.

1065
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,358
Yes, you know, it's a man's life
in England's mountains green.

1066
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:18,758
Yes, you know, it's a man's life
in England's mountains green.

1067
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,158
Yes, you know, it's a man's life
in England's mountains green.

1068
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,309
Yes, you know, it's a man's life
in England's mountains green.

1069
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:20,878
Right, I heard that, I heard that.
I'm going to stop this sketch now.

1070
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:21,278
Right, I heard that, I heard that.
I'm going to stop this sketch now.

1071
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:21,678
Right, I heard that, I heard that.
I'm going to stop this sketch now.

1072
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,078
Right, I heard that, I heard that.
I'm going to stop this sketch now.

1073
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,229
Right, I heard that, I heard that.
I'm going to stop this sketch now.

1074
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:23,798
And if there's any more of this,
I'm going to stop the whole program.

1075
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,198
And if there's any more of this,
I'm going to stop the whole program.

1076
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:24,598
And if there's any more of this,
I'm going to stop the whole program.

1077
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,953
And if there's any more of this,
I'm going to stop the whole program.

1078
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:26,518
I thought it was supposed
to be about teeth anyway.

1079
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:26,918
I thought it was supposed
to be about teeth anyway.

1080
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,114
I thought it was supposed
to be about teeth anyway.

1081
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:28,678
Why can't you do something
about teeth? Go on.

1082
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,078
Why can't you do something
about teeth? Go on.

1083
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:29,478
Why can't you do something
about teeth? Go on.

1084
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:29,878
Why can't you do something
about teeth? Go on.

1085
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,108
Why can't you do something
about teeth? Go on.

1086
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,238
What about my rustic monologue?

1087
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:32,638
What about my rustic monologue?

1088
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,038
What about my rustic monologue?

1089
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:33,438
What about my rustic monologue?

1090
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,555
What about my rustic monologue?

1091
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,318
I'm not sleeping
with that producer again.

1092
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:35,718
I'm not sleeping
with that producer again.

1093
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:36,118
I'm not sleeping
with that producer again.

1094
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:36,518
I'm not sleeping
with that producer again.

1095
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,748
I'm not sleeping
with that producer again.

1096
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:39,718
NARRATOR:
Excitement. Drama.

1097
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:40,118
NARRATOR:
Excitement. Drama.

1098
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:40,518
NARRATOR:
Excitement. Drama.

1099
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,589
NARRATOR:
Excitement. Drama.

1100
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:42,478
Action. Violence.

1101
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:42,878
Action. Violence.

1102
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,074
Action. Violence.

1103
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,799
Fresh fruit. Passion.

1104
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:46,878
Thrills. Spills.

1105
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:47,278
Thrills. Spills.

1106
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:47,678
Thrills. Spills.

1107
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,715
Thrills. Spills.

1108
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:49,398
Romance. Adventure.

1109
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:49,798
Romance. Adventure.

1110
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,199
Romance. Adventure.

1111
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:51,758
All the things you can read about
in a book.

1112
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,158
All the things you can read about
in a book.

1113
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:52,558
All the things you can read about
in a book.

1114
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:52,958
All the things you can read about
in a book.

1115
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,358
All the things you can read about
in a book.

1116
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:53,758
All the things you can read about
in a book.

1117
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,158
All the things you can read about
in a book.

1118
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,354
All the things you can read about
in a book.

1119
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,198
Ah! Oh.

1120
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:04,598
Ah! Oh.

1121
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,749
Ah! Oh.

1122
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,358
Ah, good morning.
I'd like to buy a book, please.

1123
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,759
Ah, good morning.
I'd like to buy a book, please.

1124
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:08,358
Uh, well, I'm afraid
we don't have any.

1125
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,509
Uh, well, I'm afraid
we don't have any.

1126
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,988
[BOOKSELLER CLEARS THROAT]

1127
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:11,598
I'm sorry?
Uh, we don't have any books.

1128
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,794
I'm sorry?
Uh, we don't have any books.

1129
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,398
We're fresh out of them.
Good morning.

1130
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,753
We're fresh out of them.
Good morning.

1131
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,279
What are all these?
AII what?

1132
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,714
Oh, all these, uh... These.

1133
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,154
[CHUCKLES]

1134
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:19,718
You're referring to these,
um, books.

1135
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,118
You're referring to these,
um, books.

1136
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:20,518
You're referring to these,
um, books.

1137
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:20,918
You're referring to these,
um, books.

1138
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:21,318
You're referring to these,
um, books.

1139
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,673
You're referring to these,
um, books.

1140
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:23,278
Yes.

1141
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,599
Yes.

1142
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:26,638
They're, um... Pbbt.

1143
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,993
They're, um... Pbbt.

1144
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,633
They're all sold. Good morning.

1145
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:30,438
What, all of them?
Every single man Jack of them.

1146
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:30,838
What, all of them?
Every single man Jack of them.

1147
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,034
What, all of them?
Every single man Jack of them.

1148
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:32,638
Not a single one, um,
in an unsold state. Good morning.

1149
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,038
Not a single one, um,
in an unsold state. Good morning.

1150
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:33,438
Not a single one, um,
in an unsold state. Good morning.

1151
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,634
Not a single one, um,
in an unsold state. Good morning.

1152
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,198
Who to? Who are they sold to?
What?

1153
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,599
Who to? Who are they sold to?
What?

1154
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,198
Oh, various...
Pbbt.

1155
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:38,598
Oh, various...
Pbbt.

1156
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:38,998
Oh, various...
Pbbt.

1157
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:39,398
Oh, various...
Pbbt.

1158
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:39,798
Oh, various...
Pbbt.

1159
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,835
Oh, various...
Pbbt.

1160
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,268
Good Lord, is that the time?

1161
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:42,838
Oh, my goodness.
I must close for lunch.

1162
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,875
Oh, my goodness.
I must close for lunch.

1163
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,268
It's only half past 10.

1164
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:45,838
Ah, yes, well, | feel rather peckish.
Very peckish, I'd say.

1165
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,238
Ah, yes, well, | feel rather peckish.
Very peckish, I'd say.

1166
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,275
Ah, yes, well, | feel rather peckish.
Very peckish, I'd say.

1167
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:47,838
I don't suspect I'll open again today.
I think I'll have a really good feed.

1168
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,238
I don't suspect I'll open again today.
I think I'll have a really good feed.

1169
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:48,638
I don't suspect I'll open again today.
I think I'll have a really good feed.

1170
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,038
I don't suspect I'll open again today.
I think I'll have a really good feed.

1171
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,234
I don't suspect I'll open again today.
I think I'll have a really good feed.

1172
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:50,798
I say, look at that lovely bookshop
just across the road there.

1173
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,198
I say, look at that lovely bookshop
just across the road there.

1174
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:51,598
I say, look at that lovely bookshop
just across the road there.

1175
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:51,998
I say, look at that lovely bookshop
just across the road there.

1176
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,115
I say, look at that lovely bookshop
just across the road there.

1177
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:53,678
They've got a much better selection
than we've got,

1178
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,954
They've got a much better selection
than we've got,

1179
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,519
probably at ridiculously low prices.

1180
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,078
Just across the road there.
Good morning.

1181
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,229
Just across the road there.
Good morning.

1182
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:58,798
But I was told to come here.

1183
00:21:58,800 --> 00:21:59,198
But I was told to come here.

1184
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,235
But I was told to come here.

1185
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:01,678
Well...

1186
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,033
Well...

1187
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:03,638
Well, I see.

1188
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,038
Well, I see.

1189
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,359
Well, I see.

1190
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,278
[CLEARS THROAT]

1191
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,349
[CLEARS THROAT]

1192
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,038
I hear the gooseberries
are doing well this year.

1193
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:08,438
I hear the gooseberries
are doing well this year.

1194
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:08,838
I hear the gooseberries
are doing well this year.

1195
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:09,238
I hear the gooseberries
are doing well this year.

1196
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,355
I hear the gooseberries
are doing well this year.

1197
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:10,918
And so are the mangoes.

1198
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,318
And so are the mangoes.

1199
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:11,718
And so are the mangoes.

1200
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,118
And so are the mangoes.

1201
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,394
And so are the mangoes.

1202
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,359
I’m sorry?

1203
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:16,918
Oh, lwaSjust, uh, saying,
thinking of the, uh-- The weather,

1204
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:17,318
Oh, lwaSjust, uh, saying,
thinking of the, uh-- The weather,

1205
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:17,718
Oh, lwaSjust, uh, saying,
thinking of the, uh-- The weather,

1206
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,118
Oh, lwaSjust, uh, saying,
thinking of the, uh-- The weather,

1207
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:18,518
Oh, lwaSjust, uh, saying,
thinking of the, uh-- The weather,

1208
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,748
Oh, lwaSjust, uh, saying,
thinking of the, uh-- The weather,

1209
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,318
I, uh, hear the gooseberries
are doing well this year.

1210
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:20,718
I, uh, hear the gooseberries
are doing well this year.

1211
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,118
I, uh, hear the gooseberries
are doing well this year.

1212
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:21,518
I, uh, hear the gooseberries
are doing well this year.

1213
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,919
I, uh, hear the gooseberries
are doing well this year.

1214
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:23,478
And so are the mangoes.

1215
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:23,878
And so are the mangoes.

1216
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,029
And so are the mangoes.

1217
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,519
Heh. Mine aren't.

1218
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:27,718
Go on.
What?

1219
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:28,118
Go on.
What?

1220
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,269
Go on.
What?

1221
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:29,878
Go on. "Mine aren't, but..."
What?

1222
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:30,278
Go on. "Mine aren't, but..."
What?

1223
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:30,678
Go on. "Mine aren't, but..."
What?

1224
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,078
Go on. "Mine aren't, but..."
What?

1225
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,195
Go on. "Mine aren't, but..."
What?

1226
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,588
Aren't you going
to say something about,

1227
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:34,158
"mine aren't, but the Big Cheese
gets his at low tide tonight"?

1228
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:34,558
"mine aren't, but the Big Cheese
gets his at low tide tonight"?

1229
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,675
"mine aren't, but the Big Cheese
gets his at low tide tonight"?

1230
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:36,358
No.

1231
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,475
No.

1232
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,278
Oh, ah! Good morning.
Ahem. Wait. Who sent you?

1233
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:38,678
Oh, ah! Good morning.
Ahem. Wait. Who sent you?

1234
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:39,078
Oh, ah! Good morning.
Ahem. Wait. Who sent you?

1235
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:39,478
Oh, ah! Good morning.
Ahem. Wait. Who sent you?

1236
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:39,878
Oh, ah! Good morning.
Ahem. Wait. Who sent you?

1237
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,278
Oh, ah! Good morning.
Ahem. Wait. Who sent you?

1238
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,679
Oh, ah! Good morning.
Ahem. Wait. Who sent you?

1239
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:42,238
Uh, the little old lady
in the sweet shop.

1240
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,468
Uh, the little old lady
in the sweet shop.

1241
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,038
She didn't have a duelling scar
just here and a hook?

1242
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:44,438
She didn't have a duelling scar
just here and a hook?

1243
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,509
She didn't have a duelling scar
just here and a hook?

1244
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,118
No.
No, of course not.

1245
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,189
No.
No, of course not.

1246
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,395
[LAUGHING]

1247
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,834
l was thinking of somebody else.
Good morning.

1248
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,398
Wait a minute.
There's something going on here.

1249
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:50,798
Wait a minute.
There's something going on here.

1250
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:51,198
Wait a minute.
There's something going on here.

1251
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,315
Wait a minute.
There's something going on here.

1252
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:52,918
What? Where?
You didn't see anything, did you?

1253
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,318
What? Where?
You didn't see anything, did you?

1254
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,514
What? Where?
You didn't see anything, did you?

1255
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,078
No, but I think there's something
going on here.

1256
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,195
No, but I think there's something
going on here.

1257
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:56,758
No, no.
There's nothing going on here at all,

1258
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,829
No, no.
There's nothing going on here at all,

1259
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,398
and he didn't see anything.
Good morning.

1260
00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,515
and he didn't see anything.
Good morning.

1261
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,118
There is something going on.
No. There is nothing going on.

1262
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:00,518
There is something going on.
No. There is nothing going on.

1263
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:00,918
There is something going on.
No. There is nothing going on.

1264
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,239
There is something going on.
No. There is nothing going on.

1265
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:02,798
Please believe me,
there is absolu-- Lu-- Lu--

1266
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,198
Please believe me,
there is absolu-- Lu-- Lu--

1267
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:03,598
Please believe me,
there is absolu-- Lu-- Lu--

1268
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,874
Please believe me,
there is absolu-- Lu-- Lu--

1269
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:05,438
--lute|y nothing going on.
Is there anything going on?

1270
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:05,838
--lute|y nothing going on.
Is there anything going on?

1271
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:06,238
--lute|y nothing going on.
Is there anything going on?

1272
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:06,638
--lute|y nothing going on.
Is there anything going on?

1273
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,038
--lute|y nothing going on.
Is there anything going on?

1274
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,109
--lute|y nothing going on.
Is there anything going on?

1275
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:08,678
No, there's nothing going on.
See? There's nothing going on.

1276
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,078
No, there's nothing going on.
See? There's nothing going on.

1277
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:09,478
No, there's nothing going on.
See? There's nothing going on.

1278
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,595
No, there's nothing going on.
See? There's nothing going on.

1279
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,988
Who was that?

1280
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:12,558
Wh-- Uh-- My aunt. Look, what was this
book you wanted, then? Quickly. Quickly.

1281
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:12,958
Wh-- Uh-- My aunt. Look, what was this
book you wanted, then? Quickly. Quickly.

1282
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,358
Wh-- Uh-- My aunt. Look, what was this
book you wanted, then? Quickly. Quickly.

1283
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:13,758
Wh-- Uh-- My aunt. Look, what was this
book you wanted, then? Quickly. Quickly.

1284
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,034
Wh-- Uh-- My aunt. Look, what was this
book you wanted, then? Quickly. Quickly.

1285
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:15,598
Oh. Uh, well, I'd like to buy a copy of
An Illustrated History of False Teeth.

1286
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:15,998
Oh. Uh, well, I'd like to buy a copy of
An Illustrated History of False Teeth.

1287
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,398
Oh. Uh, well, I'd like to buy a copy of
An Illustrated History of False Teeth.

1288
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:16,798
Oh. Uh, well, I'd like to buy a copy of
An Illustrated History of False Teeth.

1289
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,198
Oh. Uh, well, I'd like to buy a copy of
An Illustrated History of False Teeth.

1290
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:17,598
Oh. Uh, well, I'd like to buy a copy of
An Illustrated History of False Teeth.

1291
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:17,998
Oh. Uh, well, I'd like to buy a copy of
An Illustrated History of False Teeth.

1292
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,398
Oh. Uh, well, I'd like to buy a copy of
An Illustrated History of False Teeth.

1293
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:18,798
Oh. Uh, well, I'd like to buy a copy of
An Illustrated History of False Teeth.

1294
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,994
Oh. Uh, well, I'd like to buy a copy of
An Illustrated History of False Teeth.

1295
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:23,438
My God, you've got guts.
What?

1296
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:23,838
My God, you've got guts.
What?

1297
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,238
My God, you've got guts.
What?

1298
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:24,638
My God, you've got guts.
What?

1299
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,038
My God, you've got guts.
What?

1300
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,439
My God, you've got guts.
What?

1301
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,038
Just how much do you know?
What about?

1302
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,314
Just how much do you know?
What about?

1303
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,833
Are you from
the British Dental Association?

1304
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,069
No, I'm a tobacconist.

1305
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:31,638
Get away from that door.
I'll just go over there--

1306
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,038
Get away from that door.
I'll just go over there--

1307
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,234
Get away from that door.
I'll just go over there--

1308
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:33,798
Stay where you are. You'll never leave
this bookshop alive.

1309
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,198
Stay where you are. You'll never leave
this bookshop alive.

1310
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:34,598
Stay where you are. You'll never leave
this bookshop alive.

1311
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:34,998
Stay where you are. You'll never leave
this bookshop alive.

1312
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,228
Stay where you are. You'll never leave
this bookshop alive.

1313
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:36,798
Why not?
You know too much, my dental friend.

1314
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:37,198
Why not?
You know too much, my dental friend.

1315
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:37,598
Why not?
You know too much, my dental friend.

1316
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:37,998
Why not?
You know too much, my dental friend.

1317
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,399
Why not?
You know too much, my dental friend.

1318
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:39,958
Oh, ldon't know anything.
Come clean.

1319
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,154
Oh, ldon't know anything.
Come clean.

1320
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:41,718
You're a dentist, aren't you?
No, I'm a tobacconist.

1321
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:42,118
You're a dentist, aren't you?
No, I'm a tobacconist.

1322
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:42,518
You're a dentist, aren't you?
No, I'm a tobacconist.

1323
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:42,918
You're a dentist, aren't you?
No, I'm a tobacconist.

1324
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,035
You're a dentist, aren't you?
No, I'm a tobacconist.

1325
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:44,598
A tobacconist who just happens
to be buying a book on teeth?

1326
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:44,998
A tobacconist who just happens
to be buying a book on teeth?

1327
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:45,398
A tobacconist who just happens
to be buying a book on teeth?

1328
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:45,798
A tobacconist who just happens
to be buying a book on teeth?

1329
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:46,198
A tobacconist who just happens
to be buying a book on teeth?

1330
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:46,598
A tobacconist who just happens
to be buying a book on teeth?

1331
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:46,998
A tobacconist who just happens
to be buying a book on teeth?

1332
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:47,398
A tobacconist who just happens
to be buying a book on teeth?

1333
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:47,798
A tobacconist who just happens
to be buying a book on teeth?

1334
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,915
A tobacconist who just happens
to be buying a book on teeth?

1335
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:49,478
Yes.
Ha-ha-ha!

1336
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:49,878
Yes.
Ha-ha-ha!

1337
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,154
Yes.
Ha-ha-ha!

1338
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:51,718
Drop that gun, Stapleton.
Lafarge.

1339
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,118
Drop that gun, Stapleton.
Lafarge.

1340
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:52,518
Drop that gun, Stapleton.
Lafarge.

1341
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:52,918
Drop that gun, Stapleton.
Lafarge.

1342
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,319
Drop that gun, Stapleton.
Lafarge.

1343
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:54,878
There is something going on.
No, there isn't.

1344
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,278
There is something going on.
No, there isn't.

1345
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:55,678
There is something going on.
No, there isn't.

1346
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,954
There is something going on.
No, there isn't.

1347
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:57,558
Okay, Stapleton, this is it.

1348
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,913
Okay, Stapleton, this is it.

1349
00:23:59,080 --> 00:23:59,478
Where's Mahoney hidden
the fillings?

1350
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,754
Where's Mahoney hidden
the fillings?

1351
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:01,318
Um... What fillings?
You know which fillings, Stapleton.

1352
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:01,718
Um... What fillings?
You know which fillings, Stapleton.

1353
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,118
Um... What fillings?
You know which fillings, Stapleton.

1354
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:02,518
Um... What fillings?
You know which fillings, Stapleton.

1355
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:02,918
Um... What fillings?
You know which fillings, Stapleton.

1356
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,194
Um... What fillings?
You know which fillings, Stapleton.

1357
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:04,758
Upper right, two and four,
lower right, three, lower left, one.

1358
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:05,158
Upper right, two and four,
lower right, three, lower left, one.

1359
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:05,558
Upper right, two and four,
lower right, three, lower left, one.

1360
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:05,958
Upper right, two and four,
lower right, three, lower left, one.

1361
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,313
Upper right, two and four,
lower right, three, lower left, one.

1362
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:07,878
Come on.
Remember what happened to Nigel.

1363
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,278
Come on.
Remember what happened to Nigel.

1364
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:08,678
Come on.
Remember what happened to Nigel.

1365
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,078
Come on.
Remember what happened to Nigel.

1366
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:09,478
Come on.
Remember what happened to Nigel.

1367
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,549
Come on.
Remember what happened to Nigel.

1368
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,034
What happened to Nigel?

1369
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:12,598
Orthodontic Jake gave him
a gelignite mouthwash.

1370
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:12,998
Orthodontic Jake gave him
a gelignite mouthwash.

1371
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,398
Orthodontic Jake gave him
a gelignite mouthwash.

1372
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,594
Orthodontic Jake gave him
a gelignite mouthwash.

1373
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,158
I knew there was something going on.
Well, there isn't.

1374
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:15,558
I knew there was something going on.
Well, there isn't.

1375
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:15,958
I knew there was something going on.
Well, there isn't.

1376
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,029
I knew there was something going on.
Well, there isn't.

1377
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:17,638
Come on, Stapleton. The fillings.

1378
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,038
Come on, Stapleton. The fillings.

1379
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:18,438
Come on, Stapleton. The fillings.

1380
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,634
Come on, Stapleton. The fillings.

1381
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,198
They're at 22 Wimpole Street.

1382
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:20,598
They're at 22 Wimpole Street.

1383
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,953
They're at 22 Wimpole Street.

1384
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:22,518
Don't play games with me.
Ow!

1385
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:22,918
Don't play games with me.
Ow!

1386
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,318
Don't play games with me.
Ow!

1387
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:23,718
Don't play games with me.
Ow!

1388
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,118
Don't play games with me.
Ow!

1389
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:24,518
Don't play games with me.
Ow!

1390
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,635
Don't play games with me.
Ow!

1391
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,074
[GROANS]

1392
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:27,638
All right, uh, 22A Wimpole Street.
That's better.

1393
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,038
All right, uh, 22A Wimpole Street.
That's better.

1394
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:28,438
All right, uh, 22A Wimpole Street.
That's better.

1395
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,589
All right, uh, 22A Wimpole Street.
That's better.

1396
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,158
But you'll need an appointment.

1397
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,195
But you'll need an appointment.

1398
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:31,758
Okay. Brian, make with
the appointment, baby. No gas.

1399
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,158
Okay. Brian, make with
the appointment, baby. No gas.

1400
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:32,558
Okay. Brian, make with
the appointment, baby. No gas.

1401
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:32,958
Okay. Brian, make with
the appointment, baby. No gas.

1402
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:33,358
Okay. Brian, make with
the appointment, baby. No gas.

1403
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,554
Okay. Brian, make with
the appointment, baby. No gas.

1404
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:35,118
Ah. Not so fast, Lafarge.

1405
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:35,518
Ah. Not so fast, Lafarge.

1406
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:35,918
Ah. Not so fast, Lafarge.

1407
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,035
Ah. Not so fast, Lafarge.

1408
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:37,598
LAFARGE: Van der Berg.
Yes. Now, drop the Roscoe.

1409
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:37,998
LAFARGE: Van der Berg.
Yes. Now, drop the Roscoe.

1410
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,398
LAFARGE: Van der Berg.
Yes. Now, drop the Roscoe.

1411
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:38,798
LAFARGE: Van der Berg.
Yes. Now, drop the Roscoe.

1412
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,198
LAFARGE: Van der Berg.
Yes. Now, drop the Roscoe.

1413
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,394
LAFARGE: Van der Berg.
Yes. Now, drop the Roscoe.

1414
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:40,998
There is something going on.
No, there isn't.

1415
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,398
There is something going on.
No, there isn't.

1416
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,674
There is something going on.
No, there isn't.

1417
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:43,278
Nurse, get the guns.

1418
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:43,678
Nurse, get the guns.

1419
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,829
Nurse, get the guns.

1420
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,398
Who's that?
That's Van der Berg. He's on our side.

1421
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:45,798
Who's that?
That's Van der Berg. He's on our side.

1422
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:46,198
Who's that?
That's Van der Berg. He's on our side.

1423
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:46,598
Who's that?
That's Van der Berg. He's on our side.

1424
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,874
Who's that?
That's Van der Berg. He's on our side.

1425
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:48,438
All right, get up
against the wall, Lafarge.

1426
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:48,838
All right, get up
against the wall, Lafarge.

1427
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:49,238
All right, get up
against the wall, Lafarge.

1428
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:49,638
All right, get up
against the wall, Lafarge.

1429
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:50,868
All right, get up
against the wall, Lafarge.

1430
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:51,438
And you too, Stapleton.
Me?

1431
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:51,838
And you too, Stapleton.
Me?

1432
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,238
And you too, Stapleton.
Me?

1433
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:52,638
And you too, Stapleton.
Me?

1434
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,789
And you too, Stapleton.
Me?

1435
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:54,358
Yes! Ha-ha.
You dirty, double-crossing rat.

1436
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:54,758
Yes! Ha-ha.
You dirty, double-crossing rat.

1437
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,158
Yes! Ha-ha.
You dirty, double-crossing rat.

1438
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:55,558
Yes! Ha-ha.
You dirty, double-crossing rat.

1439
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,629
Yes! Ha-ha.
You dirty, double-crossing rat.

1440
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:57,398
What's happened?
He's two-timed me.

1441
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,594
What's happened?
He's two-timed me.

1442
00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,158
Bad luck.
All right.

1443
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,434
Bad luck.
All right.

1444
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,038
Where are the fillings?

1445
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:01,438
Where are the fillings?

1446
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:01,838
Where are the fillings?

1447
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:02,238
Where are the fillings?

1448
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,355
Where are the fillings?

1449
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:04,838
Answer me. Where are they?
This is quite exciting.

1450
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:05,238
Answer me. Where are they?
This is quite exciting.

1451
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:05,638
Answer me. Where are they?
This is quite exciting.

1452
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,038
Answer me. Where are they?
This is quite exciting.

1453
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:06,438
Answer me. Where are they?
This is quite exciting.

1454
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:06,838
Answer me. Where are they?
This is quite exciting.

1455
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,955
Answer me. Where are they?
This is quite exciting.

1456
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:08,518
Not so fast.

1457
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:08,918
Not so fast.

1458
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,319
Not so fast.

1459
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,708
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Brian!

1460
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:12,278
Ooh, what's that?
ALL [IN UNISON]: It's a bazooka.

1461
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:12,678
Ooh, what's that?
ALL [IN UNISON]: It's a bazooka.

1462
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,078
Ooh, what's that?
ALL [IN UNISON]: It's a bazooka.

1463
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:13,478
Ooh, what's that?
ALL [IN UNISON]: It's a bazooka.

1464
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,549
Ooh, what's that?
ALL [IN UNISON]: It's a bazooka.

1465
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,118
All right, get against the wall,
Van der Berg, and you, nurse.

1466
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:15,518
All right, get against the wall,
Van der Berg, and you, nurse.

1467
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:15,918
All right, get against the wall,
Van der Berg, and you, nurse.

1468
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,318
All right, get against the wall,
Van der Berg, and you, nurse.

1469
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:16,718
All right, get against the wall,
Van der Berg, and you, nurse.

1470
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,118
All right, get against the wall,
Van der Berg, and you, nurse.

1471
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:17,518
All right, get against the wall,
Van der Berg, and you, nurse.

1472
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:17,918
All right, get against the wall,
Van der Berg, and you, nurse.

1473
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,194
All right, get against the wall,
Van der Berg, and you, nurse.

1474
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:19,758
And the first one to try anything

1475
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,158
And the first one to try anything

1476
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:20,558
And the first one to try anything

1477
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:20,958
And the first one to try anything

1478
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,075
And the first one to try anything

1479
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:22,678
moves to a practice
6 feet underground.

1480
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,078
moves to a practice
6 feet underground.

1481
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:23,478
moves to a practice
6 feet underground.

1482
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:23,878
moves to a practice
6 feet underground.

1483
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,278
moves to a practice
6 feet underground.

1484
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:24,678
moves to a practice
6 feet underground.

1485
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,078
moves to a practice
6 feet underground.

1486
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,354
moves to a practice
6 feet underground.

1487
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:26,918
This iS an anti—tank gun,
and it's loaded.

1488
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:27,318
This iS an anti—tank gun,
and it's loaded.

1489
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:27,718
This iS an anti—tank gun,
and it's loaded.

1490
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:28,118
This iS an anti—tank gun,
and it's loaded.

1491
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:29,155
This iS an anti—tank gun,
and it's loaded.

1492
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:29,718
And you've just got
five seconds to tell me:

1493
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,118
And you've just got
five seconds to tell me:

1494
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:30,518
And you've just got
five seconds to tell me:

1495
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:30,918
And you've just got
five seconds to tell me:

1496
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,318
And you've just got
five seconds to tell me:

1497
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,594
And you've just got
five seconds to tell me:

1498
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,158
What ever happened to Baby Jane?

1499
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:33,558
What ever happened to Baby Jane?

1500
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,879
What ever happened to Baby Jane?

1501
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,469
What?
MEN [IN UNISON]: What?

1502
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:37,038
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My mind's wandering.

1503
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:37,438
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My mind's wandering.

1504
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:37,838
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My mind's wandering.

1505
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,034
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My mind's wandering.

1506
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:39,638
I've had a terrible day,
I really have.

1507
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,038
I've had a terrible day,
I really have.

1508
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,189
I've had a terrible day,
I really have.

1509
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,588
[CLEARS THROAT]

1510
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:43,158
You've got five seconds
to tell me...

1511
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:43,558
You've got five seconds
to tell me...

1512
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:43,958
You've got five seconds
to tell me...

1513
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:44,358
You've got five seconds
to tell me...

1514
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,475
You've got five seconds
to tell me...

1515
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:46,278
I've forgotten. I've forgotten.

1516
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,508
I've forgotten. I've forgotten.

1517
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,078
The, uh, five seconds
haven't started yet, have they?

1518
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,479
The, uh, five seconds
haven't started yet, have they?

1519
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,038
O-- Only we don't know the question.

1520
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:50,438
O-- Only we don't know the question.

1521
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,475
O-- Only we don't know the question.

1522
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,914
Uh, was it about Vogler?

1523
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:53,518
No, no, no.
You've got five seconds to tell me...

1524
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:53,918
No, no, no.
You've got five seconds to tell me...

1525
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,318
No, no, no.
You've got five seconds to tell me...

1526
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:54,718
No, no, no.
You've got five seconds to tell me...

1527
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,118
No, no, no.
You've got five seconds to tell me...

1528
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:55,518
No, no, no.
You've got five seconds to tell me...

1529
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,794
No, no, no.
You've got five seconds to tell me...

1530
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:57,358
Uh, about Nigel?
NO, no.

1531
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,509
Uh, about Nigel?
NO, no.

1532
00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,078
Bronski?
NO, no.

1533
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,479
Bronski?
NO, no.

1534
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,038
The fillings.
Oh, yes, the fillings, of course.

1535
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:01,438
The fillings.
Oh, yes, the fillings, of course.

1536
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:01,838
The fillings.
Oh, yes, the fillings, of course.

1537
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,238
The fillings.
Oh, yes, the fillings, of course.

1538
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,389
The fillings.
Oh, yes, the fillings, of course.

1539
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:03,958
How stupid of me. Ha-ha-ha.

1540
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:04,358
How stupid of me. Ha-ha-ha.

1541
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,475
How stupid of me. Ha-ha-ha.

1542
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,038
Right, you've got five seconds.
Where are the fillings?

1543
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:06,438
Right, you've got five seconds.
Where are the fillings?

1544
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:06,838
Right, you've got five seconds.
Where are the fillings?

1545
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,238
Right, you've got five seconds.
Where are the fillings?

1546
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:07,638
Right, you've got five seconds.
Where are the fillings?

1547
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,038
Right, you've got five seconds.
Where are the fillings?

1548
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:08,438
Right, you've got five seconds.
Where are the fillings?

1549
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:08,838
Right, you've got five seconds.
Where are the fillings?

1550
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:09,238
Right, you've got five seconds.
Where are the fillings?

1551
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,468
Right, you've got five seconds.
Where are the fillings?

1552
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,038
Five, four.

1553
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:11,438
Five, four.

1554
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:11,838
Five, four.

1555
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,238
Five, four.

1556
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:12,638
Five, four.

1557
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,038
Five, four.

1558
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:13,438
Five, four.

1559
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,509
Five, four.

1560
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,078
Three, two, one,

1561
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:15,478
Three, two, one,

1562
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:15,878
Three, two, one,

1563
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:16,278
Three, two, one,

1564
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:16,678
Three, two, one,

1565
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,078
Three, two, one,

1566
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:17,478
Three, two, one,

1567
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:17,878
Three, two, one,

1568
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,029
Three, two, one,

1569
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,398
zero.

1570
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,753
zero.

1571
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:24,838
Zero.

1572
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,159
Zero.

1573
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:26,798
Oh, I've forgotten to fire it. Ha-ha.
Sorry.

1574
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,198
Oh, I've forgotten to fire it. Ha-ha.
Sorry.

1575
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:27,598
Oh, I've forgotten to fire it. Ha-ha.
Sorry.

1576
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:27,998
Oh, I've forgotten to fire it. Ha-ha.
Sorry.

1577
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:28,398
Oh, I've forgotten to fire it. Ha-ha.
Sorry.

1578
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,674
Oh, I've forgotten to fire it. Ha-ha.
Sorry.

1579
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:30,278
Silly day. All right.
Five, four, three, two, one--

1580
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:35,398
Drop the bazooka, Brian.

1581
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:35,798
Drop the bazooka, Brian.

1582
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,198
Drop the bazooka, Brian.

1583
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:36,598
Drop the bazooka, Brian.

1584
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,828
Drop the bazooka, Brian.

1585
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:38,878
ALL [IN UNISON]:
The Big Cheese.

1586
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:39,278
ALL [IN UNISON]:
The Big Cheese.

1587
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,395
ALL [IN UNISON]:
The Big Cheese.

1588
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:40,998
I'm glad you could all come
to my little party.

1589
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:41,398
I'm glad you could all come
to my little party.

1590
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:41,798
I'm glad you could all come
to my little party.

1591
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,198
I'm glad you could all come
to my little party.

1592
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:42,598
I'm glad you could all come
to my little party.

1593
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:42,998
I'm glad you could all come
to my little party.

1594
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:43,398
I'm glad you could all come
to my little party.

1595
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,753
I'm glad you could all come
to my little party.

1596
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:45,318
And Flopsy's glad too.
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1597
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:45,718
And Flopsy's glad too.
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1598
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,118
And Flopsy's glad too.
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1599
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:46,518
And Flopsy's glad too.
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1600
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:46,918
And Flopsy's glad too.
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1601
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,318
And Flopsy's glad too.
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1602
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:47,718
And Flopsy's glad too.
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1603
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,118
And Flopsy's glad too.
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1604
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:48,518
And Flopsy's glad too.
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1605
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:48,918
And Flopsy's glad too.
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1606
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,318
And Flopsy's glad too.
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1607
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,548
And Flopsy's glad too.
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1608
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,118
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1609
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:51,518
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1610
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:51,918
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1611
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,955
Aren't you, Flopsy?

1612
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:57,278
That will teach you
to play hard-to-get.

1613
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:57,678
That will teach you
to play hard-to-get.

1614
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,078
That will teach you
to play hard-to-get.

1615
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:58,478
That will teach you
to play hard-to-get.

1616
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,629
That will teach you
to play hard-to-get.

1617
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,198
There, poor Flopsy's dead,
and never called me mother.

1618
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:00,598
There, poor Flopsy's dead,
and never called me mother.

1619
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:00,998
There, poor Flopsy's dead,
and never called me mother.

1620
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,398
There, poor Flopsy's dead,
and never called me mother.

1621
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:01,798
There, poor Flopsy's dead,
and never called me mother.

1622
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,198
There, poor Flopsy's dead,
and never called me mother.

1623
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:02,598
There, poor Flopsy's dead,
and never called me mother.

1624
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:02,998
There, poor Flopsy's dead,
and never called me mother.

1625
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:03,398
There, poor Flopsy's dead,
and never called me mother.

1626
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,753
There, poor Flopsy's dead,
and never called me mother.

1627
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:05,318
And soon you will all be dead.
Dead, dead, dead.

1628
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:05,718
And soon you will all be dead.
Dead, dead, dead.

1629
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:06,118
And soon you will all be dead.
Dead, dead, dead.

1630
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:06,518
And soon you will all be dead.
Dead, dead, dead.

1631
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:06,918
And soon you will all be dead.
Dead, dead, dead.

1632
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:07,318
And soon you will all be dead.
Dead, dead, dead.

1633
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,719
And soon you will all be dead.
Dead, dead, dead.

1634
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:09,278
[ALL HISSING]

1635
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:09,678
[ALL HISSING]

1636
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,908
[ALL HISSING]

1637
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:11,518
And because I'm so evil,
you will all die the slow way:

1638
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:11,918
And because I'm so evil,
you will all die the slow way:

1639
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:12,318
And because I'm so evil,
you will all die the slow way:

1640
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:12,718
And because I'm so evil,
you will all die the slow way:

1641
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,118
And because I'm so evil,
you will all die the slow way:

1642
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:13,518
And because I'm so evil,
you will all die the slow way:

1643
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:13,918
And because I'm so evil,
you will all die the slow way:

1644
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,318
And because I'm so evil,
you will all die the slow way:

1645
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:14,718
And because I'm so evil,
you will all die the slow way:

1646
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,118
And because I'm so evil,
you will all die the slow way:

1647
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:15,518
And because I'm so evil,
you will all die the slow way:

1648
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,748
And because I'm so evil,
you will all die the slow way:

1649
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,318
Under the drill.

1650
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:17,718
Under the drill.

1651
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,118
Under the drill.

1652
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,235
Under the drill.

1653
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,628
Uh, it's 1:00.

1654
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,198
So it is. Lunch break, everyone.
Back here at 2.

1655
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:21,598
So it is. Lunch break, everyone.
Back here at 2.

1656
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,828
So it is. Lunch break, everyone.
Back here at 2.

1657
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:23,398
[CHATTERING]

1658
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:23,798
[CHATTERING]

1659
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,994
[CHATTERING]

1660
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:26,678
Hello. Give me
the British Dental Association,

1661
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,078
Hello. Give me
the British Dental Association,

1662
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:27,478
Hello. Give me
the British Dental Association,

1663
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:27,878
Hello. Give me
the British Dental Association,

1664
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,074
Hello. Give me
the British Dental Association,

1665
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,434
and fast.

1666
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,198
You see, I knew there was
something going on.

1667
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:31,598
You see, I knew there was
something going on.

1668
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:31,998
You see, I knew there was
something going on.

1669
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,035
You see, I knew there was
something going on.

1670
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:33,598
Of course, the Big Cheese
made two mistakes.

1671
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:33,998
Of course, the Big Cheese
made two mistakes.

1672
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,398
Of course, the Big Cheese
made two mistakes.

1673
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,719
Of course, the Big Cheese
made two mistakes.

1674
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,278
First of all,
he didn't recognize me, Lemming.

1675
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:36,678
First of all,
he didn't recognize me, Lemming.

1676
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,078
First of all,
he didn't recognize me, Lemming.

1677
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,399
First of all,
he didn't recognize me, Lemming.

1678
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:38,998
Arthur Lemming, special investigator,
British Dental Association.

1679
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:39,398
Arthur Lemming, special investigator,
British Dental Association.

1680
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:39,798
Arthur Lemming, special investigator,
British Dental Association.

1681
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,198
Arthur Lemming, special investigator,
British Dental Association.

1682
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:40,598
Arthur Lemming, special investigator,
British Dental Association.

1683
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:40,998
Arthur Lemming, special investigator,
British Dental Association.

1684
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,115
Arthur Lemming, special investigator,
British Dental Association.

1685
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:42,678
And second“ Spit.

1686
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,079
And second“ Spit.

1687
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:44,638
--By the time I got back
from lunch,

1688
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,959
--By the time I got back
from lunch,

1689
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:46,518
I had every dental surgeon
in SW1

1690
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:46,918
I had every dental surgeon
in SW1

1691
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:47,989
I had every dental surgeon
in SW1

1692
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:48,558
waiting for them all
in the broom cupboard.

1693
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,595
waiting for them all
in the broom cupboard.

1694
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,034
[PATIENT GROANS]

1695
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:51,598
Funny, isn't it, how naughty dentists
always make that one fatal mistake?

1696
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:51,998
Funny, isn't it, how naughty dentists
always make that one fatal mistake?

1697
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,398
Funny, isn't it, how naughty dentists
always make that one fatal mistake?

1698
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:52,798
Funny, isn't it, how naughty dentists
always make that one fatal mistake?

1699
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:53,198
Funny, isn't it, how naughty dentists
always make that one fatal mistake?

1700
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:53,598
Funny, isn't it, how naughty dentists
always make that one fatal mistake?

1701
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:53,998
Funny, isn't it, how naughty dentists
always make that one fatal mistake?

1702
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,398
Funny, isn't it, how naughty dentists
always make that one fatal mistake?

1703
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,515
Funny, isn't it, how naughty dentists
always make that one fatal mistake?

1704
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:56,078
Bye, for now.
Keep your teeth clean.

1705
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:56,478
Bye, for now.
Keep your teeth clean.

1706
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,799
Bye, for now.
Keep your teeth clean.

1707
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:58,838
[MEN SINGING]
Lemming, Lemming

1708
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,239
[MEN SINGING]
Lemming, Lemming

1709
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:00,798
Lemming of the BDA

1710
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,028
Lemming of the BDA

1711
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:02,598
Lemming, Lemming

1712
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,999
Lemming, Lemming

1713
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:04,558
Lemming of the BD
Lemming of the BD, BD, BDA

1714
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:04,958
Lemming of the BD
Lemming of the BD, BD, BDA

1715
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:05,358
Lemming of the BD
Lemming of the BD, BD, BDA

1716
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:05,758
Lemming of the BD
Lemming of the BD, BD, BDA

1717
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:06,158
Lemming of the BD
Lemming of the BD, BD, BDA

1718
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:06,558
Lemming of the BD
Lemming of the BD, BD, BDA

1719
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,959
Lemming of the BD
Lemming of the BD, BD, BDA

1720
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:08,718
NARRATOR: It's a man's life in
the British Dental Association.

1721
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,118
NARRATOR: It's a man's life in
the British Dental Association.

1722
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:09,518
NARRATOR: It's a man's life in
the British Dental Association.

1723
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:09,918
NARRATOR: It's a man's life in
the British Dental Association.

1724
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:10,318
NARRATOR: It's a man's life in
the British Dental Association.

1725
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,673
NARRATOR: It's a man's life in
the British Dental Association.

1726
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:13,438
COLONEL:
Right. No, I warned you.

1727
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,634
COLONEL:
Right. No, I warned you.

1728
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,198
NO, I warned you about the slogan.
Right. That's the end.

1729
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:15,598
NO, I warned you about the slogan.
Right. That's the end.

1730
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:15,998
NO, I warned you about the slogan.
Right. That's the end.

1731
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:16,398
NO, I warned you about the slogan.
Right. That's the end.

1732
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:16,798
NO, I warned you about the slogan.
Right. That's the end.

1733
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,198
NO, I warned you about the slogan.
Right. That's the end.

1734
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,519
NO, I warned you about the slogan.
Right. That's the end.

1735
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:19,078
Stop the program. Stop it.

1736
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:19,478
Stop the program. Stop it.

1737
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:19,878
Stop the program. Stop it.

1738
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,074
Stop the program. Stop it.

1739
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,269
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1740
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,118
[GRUNTING]

1741
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:51,518
[GRUNTING]

1742
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,714
[GRUNTING]

1743
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:56,518
[my

1744
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:56,918
[my

1745
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,114
[my

1746
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:20,638
COLONEL:
Ah. Got you, me lad. Still acting, eh?

1747
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:21,038
COLONEL:
Ah. Got you, me lad. Still acting, eh?

1748
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:21,438
COLONEL:
Ah. Got you, me lad. Still acting, eh?

1749
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,634
COLONEL:
Ah. Got you, me lad. Still acting, eh?

1750
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,074
Over you go.

1751
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:24,638
[GASPS THEN SCREAMS]

1752
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,038
[GASPS THEN SCREAMS]

1753
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,109
[GASPS THEN SCREAMS]