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you know i'd never let you ♪ ♪ fall apart ♪ keep your eyes open my love ♪ ♪ open up open up open up your eyes the weight is unbroken ♪ ♪ open up open up open up your eyes keep your eyes open ♪ ♪ don't let the night become the day don't take the darkness to the grave ♪e i know pain is just a place the will has been broken ♪ ♪ don't let the fear become the hate don't take the sadness ♪ ♪ to the grave ♪ i know the fight is on the way when the sides have been chosen ♪ ♪ never leave home
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never let go you'll never make it to the great unknown ♪ ♪ open up your eyes keep your eyes open ♪ ♪ so tell me you're fine show me your heart you know i'd never let you ♪ ♪ fall apart ♪ to keep your eyes open my love ♪ ♪ tell me you're strong tell me you see i need to hear it can you promise me ♪ ♪ keep your eyes open my love ♪ ♪ keep your eyes keep your eyes open ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: nice job, guys. needtobreathe. nice job, gentlemen. thanks guys. thank you. i want to thank guests, katy perry, micael wigge and of course, needtobreathe.
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coming up next, jimmy fallon. tomorrow night, chris pine and rachael ray. jimmy, take it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: thank you very much. hey. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you for being here, you guys. oh, man. we got a big show tonight. going to be fun. we're going to have a good time tonight. good time tonight. hey, here is a campaign update, you guys. mitt romney has gained more than 70,000 facebook fans in the last week. yeah, he's got an interesting facebook page, under political views, it says, "it's complicated." [ laughter ] yeah, it's very interesting to look at. some more election news, a new report found that president obama's campaign spent $6 million more than it raised last month. which explains why his latest campaign ad ended with the phrase, i'm barack obama and i'm selling some old cds on craigslist. [ laughter and applause ] i got some hootie & the blowfish, some spin doctors. [ cheers and applause ]
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good stuff. check this out. a new survey found that only 31% of americans would want to sit next to mitt romney on a flight. [ laughter ] romney was so upset, he is like, i don't understand, how would they get on my private jet? [ laughter and applause ] i don't understand -- -- doesn't make sense to me. i'm going to call security -- yeah, just 31% of americans would sit next to romney on an airplane and 57% would rather sit next to president obama, while 100% would want to watch them have to sit next to each other, just have them go at it. here's a weird story, i don't know what to make of this. a prison in georgia is promising free food to inmates who can get past its new locks, which raises an interesting question. what prison food isn't free? what is it -- [ laughter and applause ] got a reservation for two, please. me and my bitch, we're gonna go in and -- [ laughter ]
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>> steve: how much is the cornbread? >> jimmy: we want to sit in the no-shiv section. can we sit in the no-shiv? what's that, honey? he wants to sit in the shivving section. sorry. [ laughter ] this jell-o is delicious. when did you make this? last week? oh, well that's fantastic. hey, guys, tomorrow is the 13th annual take your dog to work day. or as they call that in china, brown bagging it. [ audience groans ] it is a cultural thing. >> steve: who are we to judge? >> jimmy: what am i supposed to do? google it, i don't know. >> steve: who are we to judge? oh yeah. our ways are right. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: oh. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: you hear about this, guys, there was a big twitter outage in the u.s. today. or as people at work put it well, i guess i better get back to facebook. [ laughter ] yeah, twitter was out most of the day i was terrible. i had to go up to strangers and say, can't decide what to have for lunch, hash tag lol.
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and finally, a new study found that female goats can recognize their babies even after being separated for over a year. unfortunately, to get the male goats to recognize their babies, they have to go on "maury." [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, you guys. give it up for roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching, we have a fantastic show tonight. you know her from "friends," you know her from "cougartown," and the "scream" movies, the beautiful courteney cox is here! [ cheers and applause ] oh come on! she's fun too. plus, he's a terrific actor, from the new movie "abraham lincoln: vampire hunter," anthony mackie is dropping by! [ cheers and applause ] always fun. and the we have music from the one and only country superstar himself, kenny chesney tonight! [ cheers and applause ]
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oh my! that's a show you want to watch. >> steve: nuts. >> jimmy: show you want to love. show you want to embrace. kiss. slow dance with. that's the show we have for you guys tonight. he's got a new record out. he's awesome, kenny chesney. speaking of new records, we have a new musical comedy album it's in stores now. it's called "blow your pants off." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] "blow your pants off," it's basically a greatest hits album of all the collection of all the funny comedy songs we've done on our show. just came out this week, a bunch of amazing guest stars, bruce springsteen, paul mccartney, big & rich is on this record, dave matthews is on the record. it's insane, yeah. it is only $9.99 on the 'zon, check it out. >> steve: 'zon it up. >> jimmy: you've got to 'zon it up. speaking of albums -- speaking of albums, i'm not the only one with an album out. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: justin bieber's fans
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are going nuts, the beliebers, they're going crazy because justin's new album, "believe" came out this week. it's going to be huge. that doesn't make me jealous or anything. [ laughter ] >> we love you. >> jimmy: we could put those albums out. [ laughter ] whenever people yell when they go, look at you, they look up in the corner. well i don't even care, i mean just because justin has one out doesn't mean we both can't win. [ laughter ] >> steve: why can't you look at me? there's no reason to be competitive about this whole thing. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: yeah. in fact, i just ran into justin the other day and we got along perfectly fine. take a look. >> jimmy? >> jimmy: hey justin. >> good to see you. how are you? >> jimmy: what are you doing here? >> i'm actually just promoting my new album, i got it here, it's called "believe." it is out right now. so -- >> jimmy: cool man. that is funny. thanks. i have an album out, too, comedy album. it's called "blow your pants off." >> okay. [ laughter ]
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that's awesome man. >> jimmy: yeah. thank you. >> i'm proud of you, man. keep it up. keep up the good work, man. >> jimmy: thanks man. yeah, i will, i'll keep it up. [ laughter ] hey, you know, your record is probably going to sell more copies than mine, but i don't care, man. i'm happy for you, 'cause i can probably beat you at tons of other stuff? >> you couldn't beat me at anything, bro. let's be honest. >> jimmy: yeah, i could. >> like what? >> jimmy: ton of other stuff. >> you want a piece of me? >> jimmy: bring it, biebs. >> suck it, grandpa! [ crowd booing ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, what's up? oh give me the ball! give it! suck it! bang! dunk! ♪ ow! >> the champ is here. ♪ [ er andlahtpplause ]
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