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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hello, hello. please have a seat, my friends. ladies and gentlemen, welcome oone and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] people are excited because it is tax day. and if you haven't filed yet, you have 21 minutes. good luck! there's a lot of confusion about what you can and cannot claim as deductions. as there is every year. "the washington post" compiled some of the things folks tried to write off, and there are a few doozies. for example, one client wanted to deduct the cost of doggy treats and toys at the office for their dog because it was their "business mascot." turns out, that is not allowed. they have to be employees. that's why i just gave my dog benny a full-time job as "the late show" accountant. he's down on ten? he's on eight? that makes his treats 100% tax deductible. that's not just me saying it. i ran that by my new accountant. [laughter] let's see. what else. have you guys been watching the news?
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hello, hello. please have a seat, my friends. ladies and gentlemen, welcome oone and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] people are excited because it is tax day. and if you haven't filed yet, you have 21 minutes. good luck! there's a lot of confusion about what you can and cannot claim as deductions. as there is...
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reporting from new york city, i'm jericka duncan, have a great week. >>> this is cbs news flash. i'm carissa lawson in new york. president biden spoke with congressional leaders sunday, following iran's attack on israel over the weekend. speaker of the house mike johnson says he will push for the house to advance a bill, providing aid for israel and ukraine this week. >>> the first of four criminal trials of former president donald trump begins in new york today. the case centers on an alleged hush money payment sent to porn star stormy daniels during the 2016 election. it's the first-ever criminal trial of a former president. >>> and scottie scheffler gets to don the green jacket again. the 27-year-old won the masters for the second time in three years. he is the 18th golfer to win the masters twice. for more, download the cbs news app on your phone or connected tv. i'm carissa lawson, cbs news, >>> it's monday, april 15th, 2024. this is "cbs news mornings." trump goes on trial. the former president set to make history in a new york city courtroom as the first former
reporting from new york city, i'm jericka duncan, have a great week. >>> this is cbs news flash. i'm carissa lawson in new york. president biden spoke with congressional leaders sunday, following iran's attack on israel over the weekend. speaker of the house mike johnson says he will push for the house to advance a bill, providing aid for israel and ukraine this week. >>> the first of four criminal trials of former president donald trump begins in new york today. the case...
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in new york city some even waved a hezbollah flag, showing condemnation for israel. the protests were planned before iran launched an unprecedented assault on israel. as biden hosted the prime minister of iraq in the oval office, he stressed, u.s. support of israel but acknowledged fears that responding to iran could widen the war. >> we're committed to a cease-fire that will bring the hostages home and prevent any conflict from spreading from beyond what it already has. >> reporter: cbs news has learned that during a phone call saturday night, president biden urged prime minister netanyahu to think carefully and strategically about the risks of escalation and said that if the idf launched a reprisal strike on iran, the u.s. would not participate. biden issued this warning to iran just one day before the strikes. >> don't. >> reporter: tehran went ahead anyway. does that signal to iran that it can defy the u.s. without facing any consequences? >> if i'm sitting in tehran and i'm taking a look at what just happened on saturday night, i don't think i would be betting t
in new york city some even waved a hezbollah flag, showing condemnation for israel. the protests were planned before iran launched an unprecedented assault on israel. as biden hosted the prime minister of iraq in the oval office, he stressed, u.s. support of israel but acknowledged fears that responding to iran could widen the war. >> we're committed to a cease-fire that will bring the hostages home and prevent any conflict from spreading from beyond what it already has. >>...
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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thanks, everybody. welcome one and all up here, down there. welcome, everybody, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. i just want to start off today by saying happy eclipse day! i'm so glad to see all of you here in the ed sullivan theater. because it means that my eclipse glasses worked and that my retinas are still intact. and i need those retinas for important stuff, like staring at my phone at 3:00 in the morning. everybody see it? everybody get a chance to see it today? [cheering] you got to see it? it was an amazing thing to see. here at "the late show," we moved up rehearsal so we could all go outside and watch. and as beautiful and other-worldly as eclipses are, there is a simple scientific explanation. for a brief moment, the dread god telebrion devours mother moon to punish gentle tala-oth, the man within. that's why we always ring the bell of noontime darkness: to frighten telebrion back into the horn of dusk. [ringing
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thanks, everybody. welcome one and all up here, down there. welcome, everybody, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. i just want to start off today by saying happy eclipse day! i'm so glad to see all of you here in the ed sullivan theater. because it means that my eclipse glasses worked and that my retinas are still intact. and i...
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donald trump's criminal trial gets under way in new york city with jury selection. the former president will be in court every day as he faces dozens of counts of falsifying business records including claims he tried to hide alleged hush-money payments to an adult film star. naomi ruchim joins us from outside the courthouse with the details on what we can expect today. good morning. >> reporter: anne-marie, good morning. selecting a jury in this historic case will be a tall task. lawyers on both sides have acknowledged that finding a group of people who don't already have a strong opinion in either direction of the former president will be extremely challenging. and imagine this -- the former president will be sitting in a room full of ordinary new yorkers who will eventually decide if he's guilty or not. >> when i walk into that courtroom, i know i will have the love of 200 million americans behind me. >> reporter: today donald trump becomes the first former u.s. president to face trial in a criminal case in manhattan. >> have a good time watching. >> reporter: tru
donald trump's criminal trial gets under way in new york city with jury selection. the former president will be in court every day as he faces dozens of counts of falsifying business records including claims he tried to hide alleged hush-money payments to an adult film star. naomi ruchim joins us from outside the courthouse with the details on what we can expect today. good morning. >> reporter: anne-marie, good morning. selecting a jury in this historic case will be a tall task. lawyers...
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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: there you go. hey! ♪ ♪ there you go. thank you, my friend. happy tuesday, happy tuesday. >> stephen! >> stephen: thanks, everybody. how are you? thank you very much. hello! ♪ ♪ hello, my friends. pleas have a seat. hello, hello. [cheering] welcome. welcome one and all. [cheering] welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. it was an absolutely beautiful day here in new york city. the sun was shining. 75 degrees. the light was sparkling on the hudson. flowers were blooming in central park. and in lower manhattan, donald trump is going on trial next monday! [cheering] because... why? why? because yesterday, an appeals judge denied trump's 11th hour request to delay the start of the stormy daniels "hush money" criminal trial. now, if you had told stephen colbert as a teenager that one day the former president of the united states would be standing trial for paying off a porn star, that young man would have said, "you have porn? ca
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: there you go. hey! ♪ ♪ there you go. thank you, my friend. happy tuesday, happy tuesday. >> stephen! >> stephen: thanks, everybody. how are you? thank you very much. hello! ♪ ♪ hello, my friends. pleas have a seat. hello, hello. [cheering] welcome. welcome one and all. [cheering] welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen...
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. >>> monday, jury selection begins for donald trump's hush money trial in new york city. it's the first creme criminal trial of any president in american history. shanell kaul is outside the courthouse. >> reporter: trump is required by law to show up at this manhattan courthouse tomorrow in what's being called the trial of the century. speaking at a campaign event in pennsylvania saturday, former president donald trump teased his upcoming criminal trial. >> i will be forced to sit fully gagged -- i'm not allowed to talk. >> reporter: trump faces 34 felony counts of falsifying business r0rds, accused of covering up a $130,000 hush money payment to porn star stanls stormy daniels in the run upto the election. tomorrow, they will begin questioning more than 500 potential manhattan jurors. they will need to agree on 12 plus alternates. >> the defense is very interested in seeing if they can show that through the jury selection that they can't really get people who might be fair and impartial, they will continue to move for a change of venue. >> reporter: the judge juan merch
. >>> monday, jury selection begins for donald trump's hush money trial in new york city. it's the first creme criminal trial of any president in american history. shanell kaul is outside the courthouse. >> reporter: trump is required by law to show up at this manhattan courthouse tomorrow in what's being called the trial of the century. speaking at a campaign event in pennsylvania saturday, former president donald trump teased his upcoming criminal trial. >> i will be...
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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: one more. thanks, everybody. please have a seat. thank you, my friends. thank you, lovely people. please. please. welcome one and all in here, out there, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] ladies and gentlemen, it is april 10, 2024, unless you live in arizona, where it's 1864, pardner. giddyup. because yesterday, the arizona supreme court reinstated a 160-year old abortion ban. [booing] that is crazy. but remember, it's arizona, so it's a dry crazy. here's what happened. this is fascinating. yesterday, the state supreme court, right? the state supreme court ruled that because roe v. wade had been overturned, nothing prevented arizona from enforcing the 1864 ban, a law so old that it was passed before women had the right to vote. yeah, it's true. to which the arizona supreme court said, "don't worry. we'll work on that one next." now, this law is so old that it predates the invention of the cowboy hat, the urinal, th
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: one more. thanks, everybody. please have a seat. thank you, my friends. thank you, lovely people. please. please. welcome one and all in here, out there, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] ladies and gentlemen, it is april 10, 2024, unless you live in arizona, where it's 1864, pardner. giddyup. because yesterday, the...
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bird flu has been detected in america's largest city, with a small number of birds in new york city parks and green spaces testing positive. a human infection from the outbreak was reported earlier this month in texas, where a worker at a dairy farm had symptoms similar to pinkeye. the cdc says there is no sign of bird flu spreading between people. the cost of a stamp may be going up again. the u.s. postal service wants to raise the price of a first-class forever stamp from $0.68 to $0.73. if approved, the change would happen in july. the biden administration is cracking down on so-called forever chemicals in america's drinking water. we've got the details next. we've got the details next. ♪ ♪ [cough] flare-ups that could permanently damage my lungs. with breztri, things changed for me. breztri gave me better breathing. starting within 5 minutes, i noticed my lung function improved. it helped improve my symptoms, and breztri was even proven to reduce flare-ups, including those that could send me to the hospital. so now i look forward to more good days. breztri won't replace a rescue i
bird flu has been detected in america's largest city, with a small number of birds in new york city parks and green spaces testing positive. a human infection from the outbreak was reported earlier this month in texas, where a worker at a dairy farm had symptoms similar to pinkeye. the cdc says there is no sign of bird flu spreading between people. the cost of a stamp may be going up again. the u.s. postal service wants to raise the price of a first-class forever stamp from $0.68 to $0.73. if...
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in new york city, some even waved a hezbollah flag, showing condemnation for israel. the protests were planned before iran launched an unprecedented assault on israel. today, as biden hosted the prime minister of iraq in the oval office, he stressed u.s. supportof israel but acknowledged fears that responding to iran could widen the war. >> we are committed to a cease-fire that will bring the hostages home and prevent any conflict from spreading beyond what it already has. >> reporter: cbs news has learned that during a phone call saturday night, president biden urged prime minister netanyahu to think carefully and strategically about the risks of escalation and said that if the idf launched a reprisal strike on iran, the u.s. would not participate. biden issued this warning to iran just one day before the strikes. >> don't. >> reporter: tehran went ahead anyway. does that signal to iran that it can defy the u.s. without facing any consequences? >> if i am sitting in tehran and i'm taking a look at what just happened on saturday night, i don't think i'd be betting tha
in new york city, some even waved a hezbollah flag, showing condemnation for israel. the protests were planned before iran launched an unprecedented assault on israel. today, as biden hosted the prime minister of iraq in the oval office, he stressed u.s. supportof israel but acknowledged fears that responding to iran could widen the war. >> we are committed to a cease-fire that will bring the hostages home and prevent any conflict from spreading beyond what it already has. >>...
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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh, my god. thank you for being here. [cheering] i like the blue. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you, one at all. welcome, my friends in here, out there, all around the world. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] it is day two of donald trump's manhattan criminal trial. what many are calling the trial of the "feels like a century." and as we watch the proceedings, we are reminded though the wheels of justice may turn slowly, eventually a panel of impartial citizen jurors will do the indispensable public service of listening to testimony about donald trump's mushroom dong. [laughter] that's coming up. that's foreshadowing. that's called foreshadowing. well, the wheels of justice hit the nitrous button today, because as of this taping, six jurors have been chosen for trump's criminal trial. [cheers and applause] wow. zero yesterday. in the course of just 24 hours, they went from zero to six! you usually
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh, my god. thank you for being here. [cheering] i like the blue. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you, one at all. welcome, my friends in here, out there, all around the world. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] it is day two of donald trump's manhattan criminal trial. what many are calling the trial of...
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joining us is bradley blackburn with the latest from new york city. good morning, bradley. >> reporter: kelsi, good morning. officials suggest it could happen at any moment and iran is expanding its plans and expanding them in the last few days. the question is whether all of this could lead to a wider war. a u.s. official tells cbs news iran's planned attack on military targets in israel could include 100 drones, cruz missiles and ballistic missiles. president biden had a terse warning for iran. >> don't. >> the president expects israel will attack sooner rather than later. it would be in retaliation for an air strike in syria two weeks ago. several military officers were killed. >> we are devoted to the defense of israel. we will support israel and help defend israel and iran will not succeed. >>> the u.s. military is positioning warships and others in the region to protect u.s. forces. the pentagon's top commander for the middle east is on the ground in israel. in jerusalem, some israeli citizens said they are not letting the threat affect their li
joining us is bradley blackburn with the latest from new york city. good morning, bradley. >> reporter: kelsi, good morning. officials suggest it could happen at any moment and iran is expanding its plans and expanding them in the last few days. the question is whether all of this could lead to a wider war. a u.s. official tells cbs news iran's planned attack on military targets in israel could include 100 drones, cruz missiles and ballistic missiles. president biden had a terse warning...
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. >> the new york police department stepped up security at city synagogues and as of right now there is no credible threat. as the world awaits israel's next move, iranians worry about the safety of their loved ones in the middle east. romaric it is not the first time that she has seen these images from the middle east, and she knows it won't be the last. >> every time something like this happens, we all feel a collective sense of dread. >> karina is the director of the iranian studies and it has been difficult for her not to think about the unrest in the family members living in around. >> the real suffering doesn't happen until the policymakers and government individuals that are feeling this rhetoric have the consequences felt by everyday citizens. >> reporter: it is a region where they have been dealing with conflict for decades. the iranian american community of northern california feels nothing will change until there is true democracy in iran. >> the root cause of these unrest in the middle east is the iranian regime which has been what they call the export of revolution. >> >
. >> the new york police department stepped up security at city synagogues and as of right now there is no credible threat. as the world awaits israel's next move, iranians worry about the safety of their loved ones in the middle east. romaric it is not the first time that she has seen these images from the middle east, and she knows it won't be the last. >> every time something like this happens, we all feel a collective sense of dread. >> karina is the director of the...
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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thanks for stopping by. right over there. you've got to watch out. whoo! thank you. thank you my friends and you are my friends. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] today we've got a rare positive update on one of trump's thousands of court cases. yesterday, the judge in the stormy daniels hush money case imposed a gag order on trump. okay, that's positive! but it raises a disturbing question: how do you gag someone who speaks out of their ass? [laughter] [cheers and applause] the answer is very carefully. and if you ever thought that this avalanche of legal scrutiny would somehow shame trump from his nonstop grifting of the rubes, you are a sweet, sweet child, one of god's innocents, and should not be allowed in the room where daddy keeps his sharp things. because yesterday, donald trump announced a deal to endorse a $60 "god bless the usa" bible. yes! donald trump is now hawking a bible. it's just like any
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thanks for stopping by. right over there. you've got to watch out. whoo! thank you. thank you my friends and you are my friends. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] today we've got a rare positive update on one of trump's thousands of court cases. yesterday, the judge in the stormy daniels hush money case imposed...