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watters primetime and author of the new book get together jesse watters he has arms of steel and legs of titanium the fox news contributor johnny joey jones in college she once experimented with food the new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor cat tiff and win a total tracking the toe they call him the new york times best selling author comedian and former interviewee world champion tyrus before we get to some news stories let's do this. >> greg: its leftovers why read the jokes we did news this weekend is my first time reading them so if they suck we will punish joe mackey by making him read jesse's book. today is young as you feel day to celebrate president biden is planning a quiet dinner with his and ballmer to prepare for the november rematch the biden campaign officials trying to refresh voters memories of trump's presidency meanwhile jill is trying to refresh joe's memories of this morning hundred biden has declined an invitation to testify next week in a public hearing before the house oversight committee he says he needs time to pick out a new outfit on we
watters primetime and author of the new book get together jesse watters he has arms of steel and legs of titanium the fox news contributor johnny joey jones in college she once experimented with food the new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor cat tiff and win a total tracking the toe they call him the new york times best selling author comedian and former interviewee world champion tyrus before we get to some news stories let's do this. >> greg: its leftovers why read...
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no kardashians, no bald wins no jesse watters it's a celebrity free zone. denmark and iceland and sweden and israel round out the top 5. israel is a surprise considering they have worse neighbors than rand paul. >> that was good. the unhappiest country in the world is afghanistan at 143 it's the cnn of countries you think they'd be happy with all the tanks we gifted the taliban and an added plus the girls don't have to go to school anymore is things easy you get everything you want as we don't know what's good anymore. >> you just answered your own question. i agree. what's that about. listen man shouted to buffy the vampire slayer inside joke you don't get to know. first world problem's my life is so bad i have time to complain about it your life sprit he good because when you are going through hard times you are going through it and trying to work and put food on the table you are not complaining because mom starched your bedsheets on wednesdays and she's doing it on thursday. the first people are the ones combining online if you are an american complaini
no kardashians, no bald wins no jesse watters it's a celebrity free zone. denmark and iceland and sweden and israel round out the top 5. israel is a surprise considering they have worse neighbors than rand paul. >> that was good. the unhappiest country in the world is afghanistan at 143 it's the cnn of countries you think they'd be happy with all the tanks we gifted the taliban and an added plus the girls don't have to go to school anymore is things easy you get everything you want as we...
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finally, yesterday, jesse watters released >>> d book called get it together and get this. the book is number it one on amazon in the category, radical political thoughts even beatinge out the unabomber's manifesto. it's the only time jesse'sr ben more popular than the unabomber . >> true. all right. asd. t boe you misse boundaries that keep you safe and happy are starting to vanish. unto keeu safe awhat you thoughu is now suddenly theirs. here's what it looks like on the ground where the real people livthere'ite. >> in queens, new york, a woman returned to her million dollar home to discover that two men had moved in. >> now, finding two strange men in your home isn't always bad news. >> hectomen't alwar and ramone actually taught me to salsa. >> but it gets worse becausee to those two strange men who bargedsalsa into our house brot the full weight of progressive government with them. incrediblethat full . it was the squatters who had called the cops who promptly arrested the for unlawful eviction. >> that's like me paying to see a stripper. >> but then i have to remove my
finally, yesterday, jesse watters released >>> d book called get it together and get this. the book is number it one on amazon in the category, radical political thoughts even beatinge out the unabomber's manifesto. it's the only time jesse'sr ben more popular than the unabomber . >> true. all right. asd. t boe you misse boundaries that keep you safe and happy are starting to vanish. unto keeu safe awhat you thoughu is now suddenly theirs. here's what it looks like on the ground...
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. >> his hair enters the 5e minutes before he does the host of jesse watters, prime timene author of the new book get itet together. jesse,her what he's got arms and steel and legs of titanium.x fox news contributor jenny, co, joe in college, she once experimented with the "new york times" best sellingbes drugs. this contributor gotelling a to when a tow truck needs a tow, they calffl "new york times" bet selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion r guy. >> right before we get too some new stories, let's do this greg's leftovers. all righty. it's the leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use thises week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so i wnews thif they , well, pug joe mackey by making him thk. jesse's boo >> so today is young as you feel day to celebrate president is planning a quiet dinner with his obam quieta to prepare for november's rematch. ematch biden campaign officials are trying to refresh voters memories biden. p's pres trump's presidency. meanwhile, jill is trying to refresh joe's memories of this morning. undred hunter biden has declin
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the last thing to received bipartisan support was the let's throw jesse watters into a bat dish of that of oiling -- boiling oil bill. it's refreshing some democrats want to protect kids especially florida where dems would rather rather pleasure and alligator then admit desantis is a right. don't want lawsuits from the reptile community. >>> florida is expecting a challenge that violates the first amendment the same ones that band a woman it planet fitness for putting on the jockstrap but they are ready for it. here's the florida house speaker. >> you won't find a line in this bill which addresses good speech or bad speech that would violate first amendment. we have not addressed at that it all what we have addressed is the addictive features of the heart of why children stay on these platforms for hours and hours on end. >> greg: he's talking about notification alerts and autoplay videos which make social media as addictive as my legendary back rubs. secret no hands there's no viewpoint this termination the ideas that social media itself is harmful to kids not just any particular messa
the last thing to received bipartisan support was the let's throw jesse watters into a bat dish of that of oiling -- boiling oil bill. it's refreshing some democrats want to protect kids especially florida where dems would rather rather pleasure and alligator then admit desantis is a right. don't want lawsuits from the reptile community. >>> florida is expecting a challenge that violates the first amendment the same ones that band a woman it planet fitness for putting on the jockstrap...
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it is nice to have friends in high places like gavin newsom, who is really just a wannabe jesse watters. but with real hair. meanwhile, almost every other fast food place will suffer. mcdonald's can't just start browning loads of dough to get an exemption. they could lose $300,000 per location per year. the only thing getting baked will be the owners when they see their profits. meanwhile, chipotle is planning to raise prices, too. it's getting more and more expensive just to have diarrhea. [laughter] it's how i keep slim. but they all need to raise prices, because that's how it works. when you make it more expensive for a business to operate, the business passes that extra expense on to the consumer, or else they go out of business. which ultimately doesn't matter, because the elites are safe. remember, laws are for the little people. if you don't like it, get richer friends, so they can pass stupid laws to break your business while giving their bigshot friends all the breaks. but this also shows you how minimum wage hikes are harder to sustain then an erection while watching "the view
it is nice to have friends in high places like gavin newsom, who is really just a wannabe jesse watters. but with real hair. meanwhile, almost every other fast food place will suffer. mcdonald's can't just start browning loads of dough to get an exemption. they could lose $300,000 per location per year. the only thing getting baked will be the owners when they see their profits. meanwhile, chipotle is planning to raise prices, too. it's getting more and more expensive just to have diarrhea....
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jesse watters is dead. set against appearing on the show and told his book is out! which means... [ ♪♪ ] >> you've been host. [ ♪♪ ] >> greg: yes, and it's time for you been host with the reporting is as legit as the padding in dylan molina upon max bra. is the meanest playbook written by their coaches on the left, first de la then they attack you for saying it ally then they say it may be false but still fits a pattern of other lies they believe to be true. which is how we got this weekend's bloodbath of a bloodbath. the media claimed trump predicted a bloodbath if he loses. of course, leaving out the trump was referring to the automotive industry if biden's policy continue. through the media had to contact like a microphone i hide in the construction workers portal party. i told you there was a joke. [laughter] here's what biden actually -- trenin actually said. >> mr. trump: let me tell you something to china if you're listening president xi jinping and ui ir in france but he understands the word ideal those big monster car manufacturing plant that you ar
jesse watters is dead. set against appearing on the show and told his book is out! which means... [ ♪♪ ] >> you've been host. [ ♪♪ ] >> greg: yes, and it's time for you been host with the reporting is as legit as the padding in dylan molina upon max bra. is the meanest playbook written by their coaches on the left, first de la then they attack you for saying it ally then they say it may be false but still fits a pattern of other lies they believe to be true. which is how we...
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nobody picked jesse watters. oh, yeah yeah. you just take all the h counter with his hair care produccaret and vacuum pumps. right. we'll go. don't we'll be right back. if you'll be in the new york area. >> would like tickets to see >> would like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.co okmever e slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audienceas. >> okay. are we done being orders coming in? in? garlan at eight months pregnant. >> that's a different storys ned i couldn't slow down. we were starting a business from the grounsd. ds see people were showing up left and right, and so di td our business needs the chase e car and made u needs the chase e car and made u it easnlimity. e when you go for something big like this, your kids beat it and the the chaimited cy theo the same. ki cash back on every purchase but the chase ink business but the chase ink business unlimited cardiga. what's yours. >> if you have chronic kidney diseasuse are ple, you can redue the risk of kidney failure with passinging keto because tha p
nobody picked jesse watters. oh, yeah yeah. you just take all the h counter with his hair care produccaret and vacuum pumps. right. we'll go. don't we'll be right back. if you'll be in the new york area. >> would like tickets to see >> would like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.co okmever e slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audienceas. >> okay. are we done being orders coming in? in? garlan at eight months pregnant. >> that's a different storys...
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jesse watters is dead set against appearing on thisd hi show until his book is out, which mean s you've been. oh, yes. >> it's time for you've been hosed. where the reporting is as legit as the padding repo and dylan mulvaney's. >> it's the media's playbookitty written by their coaches on the left. first they lie, then o attackr i you for saying it's a lie. then they say it may be false, but it'sngt ay still fits a pattern of other lies they believe to be trueerbeli. which is how we got this weekend's bloodbath of a blood bath. >> the media claim trump predicts a bloodbath if he loses. of course, leaving out that trump was referring to the automotive industrheump wa they if biden's policies continue through the media hibiden't the context like a microphone i and a construction worker n thworkersupported body. >> oh, i told you that was a bad joke. that here's what trump actually said. >> let me tell you somethingy sn to china, if you're listening, president xi and you and i are friendhinafs, but he underss ide way i deal those eabig monster car manufacturing plants that you're building
jesse watters is dead set against appearing on thisd hi show until his book is out, which mean s you've been. oh, yes. >> it's time for you've been hosed. where the reporting is as legit as the padding repo and dylan mulvaney's. >> it's the media's playbookitty written by their coaches on the left. first they lie, then o attackr i you for saying it's a lie. then they say it may be false, but it'sngt ay still fits a pattern of other lies they believe to be trueerbeli. which is how we...
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watters, but with real hair. meanwhill haire, every other fal food place will suffer. mcdonald's can't just start loaves of dough to claim an exemption. brng that mickey d's could lose 250 grand per location per year. sadly, the only thing getting baked at mcdonald's will be the owners when they their profits. meanwhile, chipotle is planning to raise prices too. true, it's getting more and more expensive d more just to have diarrhea. i keep so i keep slim, but they all need to raise prices because that's how it works when you make it more expensiv whe the for a business to operate, the business passes that extra o the consumer orgo out else they'd go out of business, which ultimately oness matter be the elites are safe. remember, laws are for the little people and if you don't like it, get rich or friend, s so they pass stupidyob laws to break your business while giving their biguswhil frs all the breaks. but this also shows you how a minimulsm wage hikes are harder to sustain than an while watching the view. ew.
watters, but with real hair. meanwhill haire, every other fal food place will suffer. mcdonald's can't just start loaves of dough to claim an exemption. brng that mickey d's could lose 250 grand per location per year. sadly, the only thing getting baked at mcdonald's will be the owners when they their profits. meanwhile, chipotle is planning to raise prices too. true, it's getting more and more expensive d more just to have diarrhea. i keep so i keep slim, but they all need to raise prices...