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save money and protect yourself from mayhem with allstate. i told myself i was ok with my moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis symptoms. with my psoriatic arthritis symptoms. but just ok isn't ok. and i was done settling. if you still have symptoms after a tnf blocker like humira or enbrel, rinvoq is different and may help. rinvoq is a once-daily pill that can rapidly relieve joint pain, stiffness, and swelling in ra and psa. relieve fatigue... and stop further joint damage. and in psa, can leave skin clear or almost clear. rinvoq can lower your ability to fight infections, including tb. serious infections and blood clots, some fatal; cancers, including lymphoma and skin; heart attack, stroke, and gi tears occurred. people 50 and older with a heart disease risk factor have an increased risk of death. serious allergic reactions can occur. tell your doctor if you are or may become pregnant. done settling? ask your rheumatologist for rinvoq. and take back what's yours. abbvie could help you sa can an oven roasted turkey breast pack so much su
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. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by allstate. save money and protect yourself from mayhem with allstate. ♪ imagine a future where plastic is not wasted... but instead remade over and over... into the things that keep our food fresher, our families safer, and our planet cleaner. to help us get there, america's plastic makers are investing billions of dollars to create innovative products and new recycling technologies for sustainable change. because when you push for smarter solutions, big things can happen. [inner voice] is it menopause or something else? the menopause journey has stages. learn about yours with clearblue menopause stage indicator that tracks your fsh hormone levels combining them with your cycle data. what's your menopause stage? can an oven roasted turkey breast combining them with your cycle data. pack so much succulent flavor, that the mere glimpse of it induces turkey sandwich daydreams? if it's hillshire farm, oh, hill yeah.™ you can see the store's inventory. so you guys really have mangoes in stock? yu
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save money and protect yourself from mayhem with allstate. is a rate based on you, with allstate. because there's a right way to. stop! and the speed limit definitely isn't. 700 million mph. so why would you pay a rate based on. a terrible boss with a terrible haircut! save with, ooh. save with drivewise and get a rate based on you. you're in good hands with allstate ♪ ♪ bounce back fast from heartburn with new tums gummy bites, and love food back. ♪ (♪) is this normal? yeah. i mean, he does look happy. when you've got questions, chewy's got answers. too happy? ask the chewy vet team. how much is too much catnip? chat with our vet team for free. [thud] [purring] alright, you guys want to do a little swap? i mean yeah, i could be into it.. just like a one time, casual thing with tyler? i was talking about just switching up teams... for fun. i don't like this game... [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we are back. tom hiddleston, who is -- of course, we know you as loki, but you have another great show that is beloved, i think, in an equal way. "the night manager" which h
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. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by allstate. save money and protect yourself from mayhem with allstate. and my dignity. get out of the way! as if watching my team lose wasn't punishment enough. what are you looking at huh... it's a one speed. hahaha. hahaha. and if you have cut rate car insurance, odds are you'll be paying for that yourself. so, get allstate and be better protected from mayhem... like me. hey, i'm walking here! a national taste test determined america's favorite boneless wings, applebee's won. how about that? we don't even have wing in our name. get them now for just 50 cents. only at applebee's. [ ♪ "baby, i'm a star" by prince ♪ ] get them now ♪ hey, look me over ♪ yes! ♪ tell me, do you like what you see ♪ ♪ baby, i'm a star ♪ ♪ yeah. oh ♪ so don't just play... stay at northern california's premier casino resort. book your getaway now... ...at cachecreek.com. ( ♪ ) you made a cow! actually it's a piggy bank. my inspiration to start saving. how about a more solid way to save? i'm listenin
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. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by allstate. save money and protect yourself from mayhem with allstate. i'm a bird stuck in larry bird's attic. and i'm goin' cuckoo. what the heck. what you got larry? may the best bird win. brick. you may be a legend on the court but you're an amateur up here. heads up lar. so get allstate... save money and be protected from mayhem... ...like me. now you're the bird stuck in the attic. at tj maxx, you can afford to turn your closet into a place of endless expression. with the quality, styles, and prices you love. ♪ head & shoulders bare clinically proven dandruff protection with just 9 essential ingredients no sulfates, no silicones, no dyes. dandruff protection, minimal ingredients. job done. new kinder chocolate. ♪ delicious little bars of smooth milk chocolate with a creamy, milky center. ♪ made for being a kid. let that kid flag fly. >> jimmy: all right, we are back with the armchair expert, dax shepherd. by the way, i've been on your show a couple of times, on your podcast, it's alway
. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by allstate. save money and protect yourself from mayhem with allstate. i'm a bird stuck in larry bird's attic. and i'm goin' cuckoo. what the heck. what you got larry? may the best bird win. brick. you may be a legend on the court but you're an amateur up here. heads up lar. so get allstate... save money and be protected from mayhem... ...like me. now you're the bird stuck in the attic. at tj maxx, you can afford to...
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some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you, with allstate. because there are people out there who aren't you. a lot of them. and you don't drive like... whoa. i don't want my child being raised by a robot! other drivers are not you. yes, thank you so much to all 50 of my subscribers. nope, definitely not you. save with drivewise and get a rate based on you. you're in good hands with allstate. why is special k so special? the multigrain flakes? oh wait i see, it's the real fruit. oh wait wait, can you go back to the berries? mmhmm. special k. special for a reason. schwarzkopf dare to go blonde and let your hair tell your story. ♪ keratin blonde by schwarzkopf can lighten your hair color up to 9 levels. our professionally inspired formula helps protect your hair from breakage with our exclusive bond enforcing system. ♪ be the blonde you've always wanted to be and write your own story with schwarzkopf keratin blonde. what story will you tell? thoughts, martin? ughh!!! shoulda bought dixie®!!! these weak store brand plates are risky business
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so get allstate... save money and be protected from mayhem... ...like me. now you're the bird stuck in the attic. new kinder chocolate. ♪ delicious little bars of smooth milk chocolate with a creamy, milky center. ♪ made for being a kid. let that kid flag fly. ok, someone just did laundry... no, i add downy light so the freshness really lasts. yeah, most scented stuff gives me a headache, but this is just right. and i don't like anything. but i like this. get a light scent that lasts with no heavy perfumes or dyes. ( ♪ ♪ ) what is cirkul? cirkul is the fuel you need to take flight. cirkul is the energy that gets you to the next level. cirkul is what you hope for when life tosses lemons your way. cirkul, available at walmart and drinkcirkul.com. >> university of maryland global campus is a school for real life, one that values the successes you've already achieved. earn up to 90 undergraduate credits for relevant experience and get the support you need from your first day to graduation day and beyond. what will your next success be? [factory whistle]
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get allstate, save money, and be better protected from mayhem, like me. love you mom! wait till your father gets home. ladies and gentlemen, please take your... [crunching] mmmm. place... mmmm. on the conveyor belt. let's move it— oh... [crunching] [alarm beeping] [crunch] [crunch, crunch, crunch] turn up the fun with crunch! shhhhhhh. don't say you can take the heat until you've tried the spicy mccrispy. no one wants to hear it, unless you've had spicy pepper sauce on the top and bottom buns. (♪) thoughts, martin? ughh!!! shoulda bought dixie®!!! these weak store brand plates are risky business. next time, get dixie ultra® plates. three times stronger than the leading store brand. dixie. make it right®. oh man... do you stick with plump, juicy raisins? or try something deliciously frosted? best to reallyyyy chew on this one. [chewing] but maybe not so loudly. more delicious ways to bran. shopify helps you sell at every stage of your business. so you can sell it online, take it in person and go big. like a million orders big. whatever the stage, businesses that
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so, get allstate and be better protected from mayhem... like me. hey, i'm walking here! (vo) it's shrimp your way. choose three flavors for just $20*. like me. like new street corn shrimp. and our famous garlic shrimp scampi. it's time to grab some cheddar bays and get flavorfull. hurry in to try shrimp your way, only at red lobster. - look mom! - wow! aaauuuuuuggggghhhh! wish i bought dixie®!!! these weak store brand plates turn hard work... oh no! ...into heartbreak. next time, get dixie ultra® plates. three times stronger than the leading store brand. dixie. make it right®. you've got to squish it! i did squish it! [chatter] [laughter] (♪) you know dad, we should do this more often. s'more often? oh my gosh. ♪ smushy butt mushy cushy tushy butt ♪ ♪ eggy butt drop it on dad's head-y butt ♪ ♪ stinky butt? ♪ put a huggies on that butt! cause huggies has more curves and an outstanding active fit. we got you baby. shhhhhhh. don't say you can take the heat until you've tried the spicy mccrispy. no one wants to hear it, unless you've had spicy pepper sauce o
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