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am i right, jordan? [audience reacts] >> jordan: don't get me involved in this. two thumbs up, taylor swift, way to go. by the way, if you watch a lot of videos like that, you've probably noticed how many of them are filmed inside of cars. it gives them that extra "i'm on the move and my disapproving spouse is at home" energy. and if you're wondering, "do i need a car to sound off on tiktok?" well, not anymore. >> in today's world, you need a car that can do more than just get you to your destination. you need a car where you can sit in the front seat and record what is going on and on 10. >> you understand what china is doing. >> with this shit going on at the border -- >> the evidence -- >> the [bleep] common courtesy, and even common sense. all the shit going extinct or am i crazy? >> blah, blah, blah, bitch. >> that is why we here at rant-a-car are here to get you the perfect car to film yourself calling nancy pelosi hitler. >> this guy is 100% all beef. >> good morning. it looks like you have reserved a sedan to go apeshit on target to pushing the trans agen
am i right, jordan? [audience reacts] >> jordan: don't get me involved in this. two thumbs up, taylor swift, way to go. by the way, if you watch a lot of videos like that, you've probably noticed how many of them are filmed inside of cars. it gives them that extra "i'm on the move and my disapproving spouse is at home" energy. and if you're wondering, "do i need a car to sound off on tiktok?" well, not anymore. >> in today's world, you need a car that can do more...
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♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. and can i just be the last person to say, happy valentine's day! but be careful out there. according to your mom's facebook, there's fentanyl in the chocolate. we've got a great show for you tonight. so let's get into the headlines! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ let's start with the border crisis, shall we? for months, congress has been unable to take concrete steps to find a real solution. but yesterday, house republicans stood up, joined hands, and said, "[bleep] it, let's pull a cheap stunt instead." >> for the first time in almost 150 years, a cabinet secretary has been impeached. house lawmakers impeached homeland security secretary alejandro mayorkas yesterday by an extremely thin margin of one, 214-213. >> they think secretary mayorkas is not doing a good job, but they don't really have a case that he has committed what we are supposed to be looing for, which is high crimes and misdemeanors. >> it sends a message we won't just sit by while the secretary of homeland security fai
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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got a great show for you tonight. we're going to dig into some of the big stories of the day. oscar-nominated filmmaker cord jefferson is here. [cheers and applause] yes, but first, let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] as we all know, the super bowl was on sunday. the kansas city chiefs won. [laughs] three kansas city chiefs fans here. taylor swift somehow got box seats. usher's abs were on the outside of his shirt for some reason. it was great. then yesterday, they had a celebratory parade in kansas city that tragically ended in gunfire. now, there's still a lot we don't know about the situation. the good news is, we do know one of the heroes that helped stop the shooting. it wasn't missouri's lax gun laws. it wasn't a good guy with a gun. it wasn't anybody bearing arms, it was just a guy with arms. >> take a look at this video. it shows the moment that one of them was tackled by a couple of fans who were in the right place at the right time. >> one guy was h
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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. donald trump is looking for a new vice president, kendrick and drake are at war, and bring your dogs in the house at night, because kristi noem is on the loose. so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] let's kick things off right here in new york city, where week three of the donald trump hush money trial kicked off with a stern warning for the defendant-in-chief. >> we just got that decision from the judge on whether or not donald trump has in fact violated his gag order again, and the judge has decided that yes, donald trump has now violated it for the tenth time and he said, going forward, if donald trump violates it again, he will consider jail time. [cheers and applause] >> jordan: ooh! whoa! whoa, you've done it now, donald! if you violate that gag order for an eleventh time, the judge is gonna really consider jail time! i mean, he's going to strongly contemplate the possibility of consequences for your actions! oh! just
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let's look at jordan. jordan became — at this point. let's look at jordan. jordan became very _ at this point. let's look at jordan. jordan became very clear - at this point. let's look at jordan. jordan became very clear that - at this point. let's look at jordan. i jordan became very clear that jordan jordan became very clear thatjordan was involved in intercepting some of the missiles which were heading here towards road jerusalem. they made a statement this morning saying they did it to protect their own citizens. jordan is in a very difficult position, is it not? its closely allied to the united states, it wouldn't want to be seen to be taking israel's side, but i imagine it had no choice injoining the effort through the night. i it had no choice in joining the effort through the night. i think the felt effort through the night. i think they felt that _ effort through the night. i think they felt that way, _ effort through the night. i think they felt that way, i _ effort through the night. i think they felt that way, i think - effort through the night.
let's look at jordan. jordan became — at this point. let's look at jordan. jordan became very _ at this point. let's look at jordan. jordan became very clear - at this point. let's look at jordan. jordan became very clear that - at this point. let's look at jordan. i jordan became very clear that jordan jordan became very clear thatjordan was involved in intercepting some of the missiles which were heading here towards road jerusalem. they made a statement this morning saying they did it to...
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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show," i'm jordan klepper. >> ronny: and i'm ronny chieng. we've got so much to talk about tonight. college campuses are protesting, donald trump's enemies are surrendering, and the supreme court wonders if the president can kill you for fun. >> jordan: but first, donald trump is still on trial, so let's catch up with another installment of "america's most tremendously wanted." [cheers and applause] >> the whole thing is a scam. >> jordan: today was a big day for donald trump versus johnny law with the former president fighting the man at every level of the legal system. >> ronny: but things actually started off pretty good for trump. after months of calling him unfit for office, trump's attorney general bill barr said he's voting for him anyway and trump responded with as much grace as you would expect. >> so the former president posting on truth central that "wow, former attorney general bill barr has just endorsed me for president, despite the fact that i called him weak, slow-moving, lethargic, gutless, and lazy based on the
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thank you so much. >> jordan: lexi. >> yes. >> jordan: i love this book. >> thank you. >> jordan: this book is so funny and searing. >> searing. >> jordan: do you like searing? >> i love searing. >> jordan: you love searing? >> all authors like searing. >> jordan: do you want a searing novel that gets into this shit? makes fun of a little bit of everything, reveals something about yourself -- it revealed nothing about me. i love this book. this book starts, it follows somebody who gets canceled. >> yes. >> jordan: and one of her first moves is she finds the writings of ayn rand. >> yes. >> jordan: and you describe her initial thoughts about ayn rand as -- the character says, the main character, anne, "always considered her the gateway drug for bad husbands to quit their jobs and start online stock trading." [laughs] >> yeah, yeah. true. >> jordan: [laughs] so what is compelling about ayn rand for you in a novel like this? >> i mean, to me, she was, you know, basically the worst person i could write a book about, which really appealed to me. she is so contentious within the culture. but
thank you so much. >> jordan: lexi. >> yes. >> jordan: i love this book. >> thank you. >> jordan: this book is so funny and searing. >> searing. >> jordan: do you like searing? >> i love searing. >> jordan: you love searing? >> all authors like searing. >> jordan: do you want a searing novel that gets into this shit? makes fun of a little bit of everything, reveals something about yourself -- it revealed nothing about me. i love...
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that's what you sound like, jordan. >> jordan: okay. >> baa! i'm gonna shear you and make a lovely sweater. look, i'm not just gonna pay a "congestion fee" just because the "law" says i have to. that's not what america is about. check your constitution, bro. >> jordan: you mean the document that is a collection of laws? that's what you are talking about? >> baa! >> jordan: okay. grace, grace, you can't avoid the fee. they'll have cameras that will catch you driving into the city. >> yeah, on the roads. that's why i'm going to drive through the sewers. it's fast, it's efficient, and you might run into a teenage mutant ninja turtle. >> jordan: ninja turtles aren't real, grace. >> so i was hooking up with four normal teenage turtles? >> jordan: uh, for all our sakes, i'm going to move on. i should point out, you can't actually fit a car in the sewers. >> okay, then, how about this? the fees only apply to cars and trucks. so i buy a boeing 737. they're super cheap right now. >> jordan: those are really dangerous. >> yeah, to fly. i'm gonna drive it
that's what you sound like, jordan. >> jordan: okay. >> baa! i'm gonna shear you and make a lovely sweater. look, i'm not just gonna pay a "congestion fee" just because the "law" says i have to. that's not what america is about. check your constitution, bro. >> jordan: you mean the document that is a collection of laws? that's what you are talking about? >> baa! >> jordan: okay. grace, grace, you can't avoid the fee. they'll have cameras that...
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the population that came to jordan from palestine in 1948 and the population that came to jordan in 1990 is a very large population, in fact only it is an arab country, where half of its population is of palestinian origin , and the jordanian government always takes into account the demands of this population. having the brotherhood means that in egypt, the brotherhood is under pressure and many of them are in prison, while the brotherhood in jordan, when we say the brotherhood, please note that they are palestinian in origin, and they have a large number of representatives in the parliament in different periods , and even the minister. having in the cabinet means the government of jordan this is the reason. i say that he has always paid attention to this social balance or population balance in jordan, where the palestinian minister has been in the cabinet many times and there are many representatives, for example, see for example the representatives of the jordanian parliament in 2003, sorry, 2019, because once in 2003, the brotherhood demanded the cancellation of the contract. wadi ara
the population that came to jordan from palestine in 1948 and the population that came to jordan in 1990 is a very large population, in fact only it is an arab country, where half of its population is of palestinian origin , and the jordanian government always takes into account the demands of this population. having the brotherhood means that in egypt, the brotherhood is under pressure and many of them are in prison, while the brotherhood in jordan, when we say the brotherhood, please note...
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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got a great show for you tonight. we're going to get into the big question america's grappling with right now: if someone tried to overthrow democracy and kill the vice president, is that a red flag? let's get into it. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] right now, there's a big story at the crossroads of media, politics, and insurrections. just days after being hired by nbc news, former rnc chairwoman ronna mcdaniel is back on linkedin. >> nbc news is now cutting ties with the former rnc chair, ronna mcdaniel, days after hiring her as a contributor because of major backlash from some of its biggest anchors. >> i find the decision to put her on the payroll inexplicable. >> they say that it wasn't because mcdaniel is a republican, but because she helped promote donald trump's lies about the 2020 presidential election and assisted in efforts to overturn the results. >> trump posted on truth social: "wow! ronna mcdaniel got fired by fake news nbc. it leaves her in a very strange place. i
[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got a great show for you tonight. we're going to get into the big question america's grappling with right now: if someone tried to overthrow democracy and kill the vice president, is that a red flag? let's get into it. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] right now, there's a big story at the crossroads of media, politics, and insurrections. just days after being hired by nbc news, former...
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>> jordan: thank you. >> jordan: so apparently, mike johnson is the hero here. sure, a couple of ukrainian cities fell while he decided whether or not to be courageous, but he got around to it! i mean, we're always praising the first responders, but what about the eventual responders, huh? the ones who jump in their fire truck and say, "hey! let's stop for froyo on the way?" where's their ticker tape parade? i salute you, mike johnson. i mean, not now, but six months from now, i'll work up the courage to do it. [cheers and applause] but moving on. because with all this money congress is sending overseas, you might be wondering, "hey, when does ronny get a little taste of this, hmm? when is the government going to do a little something for me?" >> the biden administration revealing new airline passenger rights protecting folks from hidden fees and other frustrations of flying like the refund policy for flight delays. >> passengers must now get automatic cash refunds when a flight is canceled for any reason or delayed by more than three hours for domestic flights
>> jordan: thank you. >> jordan: so apparently, mike johnson is the hero here. sure, a couple of ukrainian cities fell while he decided whether or not to be courageous, but he got around to it! i mean, we're always praising the first responders, but what about the eventual responders, huh? the ones who jump in their fire truck and say, "hey! let's stop for froyo on the way?" where's their ticker tape parade? i salute you, mike johnson. i mean, not now, but six months from...
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jordan (voiceover): yes. for putin, trump is like one of those dogs that the russians shot into space, obedient, useful, and utterly disposable. but if putin's puppy actually wins, what does that mean for things like nato, an alliance of western nations, which has been a thorn in putin's side? well, i think there are two main points that putin will be concerned about if trump wins in november. one, the most immediate point will be the war in ukraine. and second, related to it, but broader, the future of nato. does trump know what nato does? he doesn't understand alliances. how important is having an alliance with perhaps somebody you don't agree with but connect with so that you can push together a common goal for geopolitical safety? well, i think nato is the most successful political military alliance in human history. so before we give that up, people ought to think about it a little bit more seriously than trump does. jordan (voiceover): so the stakes of this election couldn't be higher. the only way to s
jordan (voiceover): yes. for putin, trump is like one of those dogs that the russians shot into space, obedient, useful, and utterly disposable. but if putin's puppy actually wins, what does that mean for things like nato, an alliance of western nations, which has been a thorn in putin's side? well, i think there are two main points that putin will be concerned about if trump wins in november. one, the most immediate point will be the war in ukraine. and second, related to it, but broader, the...
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>> jordan: no real jobs! >> no real jobs! >> jordan: that is something you can chance. desi lydic, everybody! [cheers and applause] when we come back, killer mike is here, so don't go away. [cheers and applause] i can't see you! hi, i'm bradley cooper. everyone is auditioning to get t-mobile 'magenta status'. with 'magenta status' there's no need to fill up... ...when you drop off your car... at dollar. i like to juggle... that's good brad! i'm a really good whistler... [whistling] get a special rate on your hilton stay. mom! i can cry on cue. ♪ playing: you don't gotta try... ♪ ( ♪♪ ) no need to audition. ( ♪♪ ) introducing 'magenta status'. ( ♪♪ ) premium benefits from brands you love. i'm willing to work alone. what? ya know, if you were cashbacking you could earn on everything with just one card. chase freedom unlimited. so, if you're off the racking... ...or crab cracking, you're cashbacking. cashback on flapjacks, baby backs, or tacos at the taco shack. nah, i'm working on my six pack. switch to a king suite- or book a silent retreat. silent retrea
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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. florida tells teens to touch grass, the supreme court finds out what women want, and donald trump just read a book. so let's get into tonight's headlines, shall we? [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ let's begin with the ongoing legal woes of america's defendant-in-chief, donald trump. trump has just over a week to come up with a $175 million bond in his real estate fraud case. and if he can't get it from selling shares in his social media company, or borrowing from his billionaire friends, or teaming up with giuliani for a sexy car wash... then, this latest very classy business venture just might do the trick. >> i'm proud to be partnering with my very good friend, lee greenwood -- who doesn't love his song "god bless the usa" -- in connection with promoting the "god bless the usa" bible. this bible is the king james version and also includes our founding father documents. yes, the constitution, also, the bill of rights, the declaration of independ
[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. florida tells teens to touch grass, the supreme court finds out what women want, and donald trump just read a book. so let's get into tonight's headlines, shall we? [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ let's begin with the ongoing legal woes of america's defendant-in-chief, donald trump. trump has just over a week to come up with a $175 million bond in his...
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it was a lot to be discussed, but jordan and the u.s. are key allies so they really want to be on board with each other. there will be differences of course, but king abdullah came with that message of a cease-fire and of aid into gaza, which we heard. >> as he said, key allies, the u.s. and jordan, but what difference do you think this meeting might actually make when you look at the conflict still going on in israel and gaza? >> if you think back to october 7, president biden went to israel in the days after and he was due to meet king abdullah, but he cancel that meeting, there was the airstrike on the hospital. in the months since then, president biden's tone has changed a little bit. last year, we saw a very harsh rebuke of israel. in some respects, king abdullah came to see joe biden in a very different mood to maybe what he was at the time. however, critics will say it is all very well and good america expressing slight concern about israel's tactics, but they continued to give aid and support israel's military operation in gaza.
it was a lot to be discussed, but jordan and the u.s. are key allies so they really want to be on board with each other. there will be differences of course, but king abdullah came with that message of a cease-fire and of aid into gaza, which we heard. >> as he said, key allies, the u.s. and jordan, but what difference do you think this meeting might actually make when you look at the conflict still going on in israel and gaza? >> if you think back to october 7, president biden went...
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second, the king jordan. always paying attention to the fact that half of the population of his country is palestinian by origin, of course, we say that the population that came to jordan from palestine in 1948 and the population that came to jordan in 1967 is a very large population, that is, in fact, the only country in the arab world where half of the population is palestinian by origin, and always the government jordan intends to pay attention to the wishes of this population. the muslim brotherhood in jordan is mainly palestinian and the most free activity of the brotherhood during the 90s of the first decade of the 21st century . having the brotherhood in jordan means that in egypt the brotherhood is under pressure and many of them are imprisoned, while the brotherhood in jordan, when we say the brotherhood , note that these are palestinian in origin, mainly , they have a large number of representatives in the parliament in different periods and even a minister. being in the cabinet means the jordanian
second, the king jordan. always paying attention to the fact that half of the population of his country is palestinian by origin, of course, we say that the population that came to jordan from palestine in 1948 and the population that came to jordan in 1967 is a very large population, that is, in fact, the only country in the arab world where half of the population is palestinian by origin, and always the government jordan intends to pay attention to the wishes of this population. the muslim...
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not that many people live in jordan around 11000000. and there was one story from a local shop owner. he was talking about his love for tennis, but what's jordan got? so when behind their sale, you know, in this particular tournament, he was completely converted in the streets. you see the streets, the turn out, the jordan flags waived in the streets. you know, i think it just goes to show that the tide is turning a bit, you know, nations that are not associated with the support of football that they start making some noise in the sports and they start making progress in major tournaments. they get the fan base behind them and then you know, in a few tournaments from now, maybe we're talking about jordan walking away with the title, but it has definitely galvanized the nation. i'll thanks as always, the dw, so chris harrington, dw sports. good to see you, chris. thank you. las vegas is putting on the biggest event in us sports. this year's super bowl pits teams from san francisco in kansas city against each other for american footballs,
not that many people live in jordan around 11000000. and there was one story from a local shop owner. he was talking about his love for tennis, but what's jordan got? so when behind their sale, you know, in this particular tournament, he was completely converted in the streets. you see the streets, the turn out, the jordan flags waived in the streets. you know, i think it just goes to show that the tide is turning a bit, you know, nations that are not associated with the support of football...
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jordan in his life but there were others. oh, yes, there were. >> he had 14 children by six different women, two wives and five fiancis in 2005. >> they lived in several different countries. he had four children within one year by three different women. mary sums up the take on the mo is to target single mothers, get them pregnant, and then siphon away from them money and other valuables. >> he does not pick them women but he picks intelligent women because otherwise is like playing chess with a toddler. >> mary exposes jordan in the book, the bigamist, and after realizing it ultimately taken her for granted thousand dollars, she also wanted to put him in prison. in 2006 he was convicted in the british court of bigamy, fraud and illegal possession of a stun gun. after jordan spent two and half years behind bars, he was deported to the u.s. >> within six months i was contacted with the first of his victims from the usa. >> mary heard from a woman in the northeast and another from new mexico. >> after 2010 there was nothing >>
jordan in his life but there were others. oh, yes, there were. >> he had 14 children by six different women, two wives and five fiancis in 2005. >> they lived in several different countries. he had four children within one year by three different women. mary sums up the take on the mo is to target single mothers, get them pregnant, and then siphon away from them money and other valuables. >> he does not pick them women but he picks intelligent women because otherwise is like...
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[cheers and applause] jordan? >> jordan: lewis black, everybody. when we come back, matt damon will be joining me on the show. don't go away. [cheers and applause] ♪(techno music)♪ (♪♪) (♪♪) (♪♪) starburst different every time. you've got xfinity wifi at home. starburst take it on the go with xfinity mobile. customers now get exclusive access to wifi speed up to a gig in millions of locations. plus, buy one unlimited line and get one free. that's like getting two unlimited lines for twenty dollars a month each for a year. so, ditch the other guys and switch today. buy one line of unlimited, get one free for a year with xfinity mobile! plus, save even more and get an eligible 5g phone on us! visit xfinitymobile.com today. he needs protection that goes beyond. dove men with 72-h protection and 1/4 moisturizer. so he can forget his underarms and focus on being unforgettable. dove men. forgettable underarms, unforgettable you. if you're someone who says, if only there was a delicious, spicy, chicken sandwich at mcdonald's... you should
[cheers and applause] jordan? >> jordan: lewis black, everybody. when we come back, matt damon will be joining me on the show. don't go away. [cheers and applause] ♪(techno music)♪ (♪♪) (♪♪) (♪♪) starburst different every time. you've got xfinity wifi at home. starburst take it on the go with xfinity mobile. customers now get exclusive access to wifi speed up to a gig in millions of locations. plus, buy one unlimited line and get one free. that's like getting two unlimited...
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in 1967 a war broke out between israel, jordan and egypt. israel decidedly won this conflict, and in the process occupied the west bank, rusting control from jordan. this occupation continues today and is the core of the ongoing struggle. in an effort to find resolution, series of secret talks took place in oslo norway in 1993. the result was a plan to divide the west bank and to three areas: a, b, and c. area a, the major cities such as romala and jin would fall under palestinian civil and political control. b) would be jointly controlled, these areas being mostly areas containing medium-sized communities, and areas sea would be the rural areas, primarily the jordan valley. under the accords, this division of land was to exist for five years, during which time final status agreement would be drawn. this agreement, however, has never come about, and the division of land is still very much in place. "and the palestinian population is constantly reminded of that fact, really for palestinians in area c, uh, that the way that israel treats them
in 1967 a war broke out between israel, jordan and egypt. israel decidedly won this conflict, and in the process occupied the west bank, rusting control from jordan. this occupation continues today and is the core of the ongoing struggle. in an effort to find resolution, series of secret talks took place in oslo norway in 1993. the result was a plan to divide the west bank and to three areas: a, b, and c. area a, the major cities such as romala and jin would fall under palestinian civil and...
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the reason we are in jordan is to check and stop any iranian, you know, malfeasance in jordan. we don't want any of these -- our good ally israel and partner israel would be in an even worse condition right now if you had iranian backed militias operating with freedom to maneuver in jordan. to some degree stopping that in syria. so, these forces were there. this is not an opportunity to withdraw from the middle east. that would be an inappropriate response. the question as to which degree do we hold iran accountable? they don't consider us the devil in the middle east, they consider us the devil in the world. they will come after us wherever we are. i do not think it is the right thing to do right now. >> are you confident we have the firepower in the region right now to make an appropriate response? >> yes. both air and naval forces. they choose to do worldwide missions. applying 40 a+ proceeded guided missions. we could absolutely impose costs on these groups overnight persistently for three-four weeks in a way that i think, i hope would start to deter this action. if it does
the reason we are in jordan is to check and stop any iranian, you know, malfeasance in jordan. we don't want any of these -- our good ally israel and partner israel would be in an even worse condition right now if you had iranian backed militias operating with freedom to maneuver in jordan. to some degree stopping that in syria. so, these forces were there. this is not an opportunity to withdraw from the middle east. that would be an inappropriate response. the question as to which degree do we...
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response came from jordan, and of course now we see that, so now jordan and king of jordan now is like going to be persona and grada very quickly in this region, so talking about the land route just because essentially puts out the port, the ports out the commission, the israely ports out the commission. that they're empty, they're completely empty and you know that the us comes in with their big guns with their troops and they can't do anything to stop them, the attacks continue, so all of sudden you have uae se arabia and jordan to allowing this land corridor through their territory, and the only the only thing i want to bring up here is honestly, do you guys remember when last year bes went to new york and he gave this speech in which he said there's no such thing as a palestinian people, and he had the map in front of him, and it was the map of what they like to call greater israel, which includes jordan and part of saudi arabia, and these are the people they want to normalize with. i mean, when we talk about a... arab ring mentality, this is it in a nutshell, going against their o
response came from jordan, and of course now we see that, so now jordan and king of jordan now is like going to be persona and grada very quickly in this region, so talking about the land route just because essentially puts out the port, the ports out the commission, the israely ports out the commission. that they're empty, they're completely empty and you know that the us comes in with their big guns with their troops and they can't do anything to stop them, the attacks continue, so all of...
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it's in the northern jordan valley. it's a pastoral community where you'll find warm and generous people. "most of the people who live here raise sheep and goats and live off the land, you think life here would be relatively simple and uncomplicated, it's not, and this is our story, the jordan valley is..." the east part of the occupied west bank, it's the only g, the only border for the palestinian to communicate with the international community, especially with the arab countries. the jordan valley is considered as the basket food for the palestinian people, where you can harvest in the middle of winter, and this big area which is about 30% of the west bank also consider as as kind of nest. for the future of the palestinian state. this village of al-aqaba is tiny, but at the same time it's an excellent focal point for understanding the situation today on the west bank. in 1967, 2,0 people lived in this community. today, only scattered families remain. ت نوصل ل عثمان بن عفان دوله عثمانيه ا
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jordan didn't have a shot on goal, he made 8 shots, 8 of them were outside, jordan made 17 shots in front of him , 7-8 of them were on goal, and two of them led to goals. yes, this shows that the jordanian team does not lose anything from korea's merits, but they wanted to take the best players who are dangerous today . now, god willing, if not, we will definitely win tomorrow against the jordanian team. we can have a very easy game. it is very difficult to play this kind of game. kenny says that all their offensive work is on these two keys, number 10, number 11 , who hit the throat . let's say your player is jordanian he is not a high level player or he is. it could be messi, it could be a player from jordan or iran, we have so many good players. with tonight, korea was only able to create a situation for itself in some places, which did a combined job and entered jordan from the depth of jordan's defense . we saw jordan tonight . diego simone, their coach, mr. amoute , has the same style and plays the same style, now mr. simone plays 442 lines, he now has his own style and he was able
jordan didn't have a shot on goal, he made 8 shots, 8 of them were outside, jordan made 17 shots in front of him , 7-8 of them were on goal, and two of them led to goals. yes, this shows that the jordanian team does not lose anything from korea's merits, but they wanted to take the best players who are dangerous today . now, god willing, if not, we will definitely win tomorrow against the jordanian team. we can have a very easy game. it is very difficult to play this kind of game. kenny says...
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jordan is pro weston and likes to keep in step with his allies, especially the united states, plus jordan. she has a loan boda with israel and once peaceful relations. a mine often works behind the scenes with these really authorities. but israel is war and gaza has outraged many jordanians. one 5th of the population is of palestinian descent, including king of dundas wife. the government has vociferously condemned to the rule, but the kingdoms perceive defense of israel in the face of been rainy and miss silas has an good many jordan's powerful neighbors, saudi arabia also faces a difficult balancing act. the sunni kingdom views she, i'd run as its biggest regional rival, but last year it re established relations with to run both the saudis and the united arab emirates. it's a thought to improve ties with iran and israel. my gosh, prior to isabel's intervention and goes it saudi crown. prince mohammed been so mind looks boys to sign a deal with the us, where the kingdom might have recognized israel in return for security guarantees from washington. but off to 6 months of war and gaza on
jordan is pro weston and likes to keep in step with his allies, especially the united states, plus jordan. she has a loan boda with israel and once peaceful relations. a mine often works behind the scenes with these really authorities. but israel is war and gaza has outraged many jordanians. one 5th of the population is of palestinian descent, including king of dundas wife. the government has vociferously condemned to the rule, but the kingdoms perceive defense of israel in the face of been...
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we saw that again two weeks ago when americans were killed and jordan, close to the syrian jordan by a radical military group backed by iran. instead, u.s. military forces have struck targets in iraq and syria. our response will continue. we are grateful for our partners and allies like the king who work with us every single day to advance stability across the region, and beyond. it's these difficult times like these when our bond is more important than ever, and jill and i are pleased to welcome the queen and crown prince to the white house today. your majesty, over to you. king abdullah: mr. president, thank you for your gracious hospitality. my visit today carries an added meaning as our countries this year marked 75 years of strategic partnership. we hoped we would be marking this major milestone under better circumstances. unfortunately, one of the most devastating wars continues to unfold as we speak. nearly 100,000 people have been killed, injured or are missing. the majority are women and children. we could not afford an israeli attack on rafah. the situation is already unbea
we saw that again two weeks ago when americans were killed and jordan, close to the syrian jordan by a radical military group backed by iran. instead, u.s. military forces have struck targets in iraq and syria. our response will continue. we are grateful for our partners and allies like the king who work with us every single day to advance stability across the region, and beyond. it's these difficult times like these when our bond is more important than ever, and jill and i are pleased to...
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my questions about jordan are over. according to the statement you made at the end of your discussion, i would like to ask one more question. yesterday, biden published a statement claiming that the arab governments specifically named saudi arabia and are ready to normalize their relations with the zionist regime and recognize this regime. let them know today that we saw these pictures from jordan, these gatherings in a country that had such an experience years ago , how realistic these words are. for example, bluff, look, these talks are completely unreal, and as you said, it is more of a bluff, my reason is quite clear , see what happened after the al-aqsa storm , that israeli-american scenario disrupted the british , which scenario did he want with strengthening the process of normalization and opening the feet of countries like saudi arabia to completely decide the issue of palestine in their own opinion. and move the process in another direction, to the direction where the issue of palestine is basically out of the
my questions about jordan are over. according to the statement you made at the end of your discussion, i would like to ask one more question. yesterday, biden published a statement claiming that the arab governments specifically named saudi arabia and are ready to normalize their relations with the zionist regime and recognize this regime. let them know today that we saw these pictures from jordan, these gatherings in a country that had such an experience years ago , how realistic these words...
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and can jordan started to prevent dozens from entering jordan? a total of 12000 cousins were let into georgia and in 1969 and temporarily the 2nd and the refuge account is josh the gaza. com is the poorest most marginalized comp in jordan. and that's because the residence of that com, they don't have the national id that they need to allow them to work on. those um is a co founder of a cooperative that helps a dozen women refugees in jordan find culturally relevant employment id is the defendant of the guys in palestinians who are driven out of their homes twice by is that right? the forces overlap, but they're definitely they can let you do what you can do to kind of hook me up for a 2nd in for a bit of a flea. and he'll come home. diamond bloom, we should have all our collision up the block on the list for but at the legal level specialist. now, what is the middle initial now? what is the bush and possibly not in the my mind, you will see that the front end of the heavy in the middle just not in san themselves with as, which will sort of feel y
and can jordan started to prevent dozens from entering jordan? a total of 12000 cousins were let into georgia and in 1969 and temporarily the 2nd and the refuge account is josh the gaza. com is the poorest most marginalized comp in jordan. and that's because the residence of that com, they don't have the national id that they need to allow them to work on. those um is a co founder of a cooperative that helps a dozen women refugees in jordan find culturally relevant employment id is the...
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israel in its attacks on the karame village in jordan. after israel's rapid retreat, the battle became legendary victory for the palestinians whose value dobled after the heavy defeat by the arabs in the six-day war. only in the first 48 hours after the end of the war, 5,000 palestinians applied for membership in the organization. the battle of karame initially brought about the unity of the kingdom of jordan and the palestinians. but soon the gaining of power by fatas gorillas led to internal differences and that got out of control and led to a wide spread and bloody conflict. king hussein of jordan was targeted an assassination attempt. the jordanian army. blame the palestinians. in september of 1970, king hussein attacked the gorilla's positions and pushed them back to the syrian borders. although the fatah organization inevitably set up his organization once again in the south of lebanon, the eventful years after exile left a deep impact on palestinian. in society, defeated by israel and the west, disillusionment with the arabs, the b
israel in its attacks on the karame village in jordan. after israel's rapid retreat, the battle became legendary victory for the palestinians whose value dobled after the heavy defeat by the arabs in the six-day war. only in the first 48 hours after the end of the war, 5,000 palestinians applied for membership in the organization. the battle of karame initially brought about the unity of the kingdom of jordan and the palestinians. but soon the gaining of power by fatas gorillas led to internal...
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uh, jordan. uh, even even shut down some of these uh, some of the drones flying all go to damian territory. the road of saudi arabia budget has been, uh, mine has been even more important because saudi arabia opened up uh its s base to the american and possibly even uh, even is there any fighter jets them since 2022. some of these nations do have an agreement with israel and the united states, although part of the unofficial about adding trends. and that's uh and the reason is very simple. um, saudi arabia the way, the jordan, and then you egypt to some extent, they see this growing springs off of the wrong and missed the program. so even with that fear very much front and present when you look at a figure like say jordan's king abdullah, you've mentioned also the strong public support within jordan and these countries for the plight of the palestinians concerns about what is happening and gaza when you look at jordan, how does he go about maintaining these ties with israel and the west? well, al
uh, jordan. uh, even even shut down some of these uh, some of the drones flying all go to damian territory. the road of saudi arabia budget has been, uh, mine has been even more important because saudi arabia opened up uh its s base to the american and possibly even uh, even is there any fighter jets them since 2022. some of these nations do have an agreement with israel and the united states, although part of the unofficial about adding trends. and that's uh and the reason is very simple. um,...
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i have finished my questions about jordan. according to the statement you made at the end of your discussion , i would like to ask another question. had done that the arab governments had specifically mentioned saudi arabia as being ready to normalize their relations with the zionist regime. recognize today that we have seen these pictures from jordan, these gatherings in a country that had such an experience years ago, how true these words of biden are and how bluff they are. what you said is more of a bluff. my reason is quite clear. look at what happened after the al-aqsa storm. that israeli -american scenario upset the english. which scenario did he want by strengthening the normalization process and opening the feet of countries like saudi arabia completely to the issue of palestine? their own opinion is the decision to move the body and the process in another direction, to the direction where the issue of palestine is basically out of the news, and in fact, its importance. we are now on the eve of the us elections next y
i have finished my questions about jordan. according to the statement you made at the end of your discussion , i would like to ask another question. had done that the arab governments had specifically mentioned saudi arabia as being ready to normalize their relations with the zionist regime. recognize today that we have seen these pictures from jordan, these gatherings in a country that had such an experience years ago, how true these words of biden are and how bluff they are. what you said is...