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a twink is like a dolphin. an otter is like a hairy, chubby -- somewhere between a twink and a bear. you've got your otters. [ laughter ] then you got your twunks. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: jerrod carmichael and his dad on a road trip. >> so uncomfortable. he wants none of it. >> jimmy: he doesn't really -- he made it clear he wanted none of that. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i think after listening to that, i might be an opper. [ laughter ] >> yeah, no you could an daddy. >> jimmy: a daddy? >> i was telling my dad, "you're a father, you're automatically a daddy." >> jimmy: he didn't find that educational? >> no, no, he didn't want to hear it. he didn't want to be there. >> jimmy: as far as what's real and what isn't real in the show, when your mom apologized to you for her reaction when you came out during your special, which you won the emmy for -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: which is a great special. i assume that was -- that wasn't something you guys set up for the show? >> yeah, no, it was real
a twink is like a dolphin. an otter is like a hairy, chubby -- somewhere between a twink and a bear. you've got your otters. [ laughter ] then you got your twunks. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: jerrod carmichael and his dad on a road trip. >> so uncomfortable. he wants none of it. >> jimmy: he doesn't really -- he made it clear he wanted none of that. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i think after listening to that, i might be an opper. [ laughter ] >> yeah, no...
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it's in my room likely tomorrow monday i'm a finalist in the twink sustainable fashion designer was, was a nicholas coots award, and that's really around hand across people who own and home they across. i mean, i loved them for the color texture. a lot of what i do is done by hand. and so i think that's, that's really cool kind of 5 categories to be nominated in the end i decided to am, i am a trick down stress. it's a 24 years old and i thought what a nice reminder of what the scene ability really means and on the final law, many as 90 ronnie is on the in south africa is a colloquial term. and it's like the boss, you know, the person in the know the person in charge. and then ronnie is a sounds fixed board football game and i just like the name of it, you know, and that's all i'm going to be that person who burns and owns her own way. each unique piece of lubbock me had to made, but the reclaims, to set the on and donates at the vintage fabric. it's important for us, terry need celebrates on that. so as individuals that are making strides in ensuring that'd be creating a much more c
it's in my room likely tomorrow monday i'm a finalist in the twink sustainable fashion designer was, was a nicholas coots award, and that's really around hand across people who own and home they across. i mean, i loved them for the color texture. a lot of what i do is done by hand. and so i think that's, that's really cool kind of 5 categories to be nominated in the end i decided to am, i am a trick down stress. it's a 24 years old and i thought what a nice reminder of what the scene ability...
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are these like know in the name of nathaniel, always all the, it's where the foaming the most that i twink and incompetent government in the country is a story not being for the panels. folks, toville 7 at the, the judicial, the traditions this sort of the tradition a on the independence of the tradition of a, what we've seen always door to the, to those this or because that then, you know, he's facing corruption tied. the stain is trying to stay indifferently as 5 minutes to know though, also to stay possibly out of jail, and easily have to move forward. only if and when it's on the always out. you'll see thank you very much and thanks to all our guests today, e from inbox you'll see medical book and metro and wrap a pool. and thanks to you for watching, if perhaps you didn't catch the whole program, you can always watch this in any of the shows any time on a website, which is their adult calm. we'd like to hear your thoughts on this subject to go to our facebook page. that's facebook dot com, forward slash a j inside story. or you can find this on the x, y at a j inside story from all th
are these like know in the name of nathaniel, always all the, it's where the foaming the most that i twink and incompetent government in the country is a story not being for the panels. folks, toville 7 at the, the judicial, the traditions this sort of the tradition a on the independence of the tradition of a, what we've seen always door to the, to those this or because that then, you know, he's facing corruption tied. the stain is trying to stay indifferently as 5 minutes to know though, also...
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a session has become also in a very difficult position on one hand that i can with they think all i twink refreshes and government is the most extreme is 5 point government in the history of as well. and on the other hand, the us a better solution. the democratic pump is used as losing immensely in all the pulls that we have seeing at. busy but it's position on guys that are even a disagreements from within the democratic party and the democratic fund institutions as well. so uh you uh, submit a session that was trying to balance uh, some, some of this pressure, but it goes the democratic policy without the seems via the democratic pop is losing motor support, right? and we are approaching the election. so that's why we sold the statement coming from camella. how does that go? it's temporary for 6 weeks about making the subject without a statement that a ceasefire must be the immediate right? so that's the kind of the us position that's trying to manage the pressure on, on, on autopay. so all right, thank you so much. i can fax it so well in gaza itself. there's no end to israel's bombard
a session has become also in a very difficult position on one hand that i can with they think all i twink refreshes and government is the most extreme is 5 point government in the history of as well. and on the other hand, the us a better solution. the democratic pump is used as losing immensely in all the pulls that we have seeing at. busy but it's position on guys that are even a disagreements from within the democratic party and the democratic fund institutions as well. so uh you uh, submit...
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i mean it's, it's a crazy thing because they're, there are some of these right twink populist, that they make their moves for a political reason. well, sonata did is moves for a political reason, but at the same time, it lived in it, which is worse because shows how dumb hits to the country on a better trajectory. now it, it is, it is, i mean, obviously lula is not a perfect guy as problems. i mean, but i think he's someone that is capable of uniting the country now, you know, getting people together. let's work. i mean, we're gonna have divisions. it's going to be, we're not going to have the same opinions, but by the end of the day we need to achieve something. and uh it's, it's when we need to look at it when you look at the figures in brazil, from 201415 until this they are in the conference. so a new quote. so uh, so much with the problems in brazil has when you look at the figures, it's like the kind of mean 15 and 16 we lost like 7.5 or 7 of our g, d p. then the growth of the economy in the past few years taken out the fund demik was like one percent a year. i mean, we're back. i
i mean it's, it's a crazy thing because they're, there are some of these right twink populist, that they make their moves for a political reason. well, sonata did is moves for a political reason, but at the same time, it lived in it, which is worse because shows how dumb hits to the country on a better trajectory. now it, it is, it is, i mean, obviously lula is not a perfect guy as problems. i mean, but i think he's someone that is capable of uniting the country now, you know, getting people...
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were two people in the car, one alive, the other dead, then... it took just a whole hour to put the twink behind the wheel and mine car and wait until the road is empty. it looks like it, but then liskov should be second. and here on the recording there is his volvo, he also had to return along this road to gardening. well, in general, the chairman copied me everything that was on the recording and liskov was no longer at the dacha then. well, this is not his volvo. do you have a number? and they gave me a position on the board, after all. now, uh-huh, well, everything comes together, he means we’re looking for liskov ahead, uh-huh, let’s go. good afternoon, hello, hello, i need eduard alexandrovich, and for what reason? question, personal, uh-huh, here you go, uh-huh, kavun, nikolai, head of service. security, eduard alexandrovich is not there yet, but yeah, maybe i can answer your question? well, actually , the main question is, when will he be, and how to contact him? we ourselves cannot yet contact him in any way. there was a meeting scheduled for 10 o'clock, he didn't show up, hi
were two people in the car, one alive, the other dead, then... it took just a whole hour to put the twink behind the wheel and mine car and wait until the road is empty. it looks like it, but then liskov should be second. and here on the recording there is his volvo, he also had to return along this road to gardening. well, in general, the chairman copied me everything that was on the recording and liskov was no longer at the dacha then. well, this is not his volvo. do you have a number? and...
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so, whether you're a teddy bear, a twink ankle little star, an indigo girl, she/her, they/them, parade gay, i love ya. i want to sneak up behind you and give you a shoulder rub, no matter who you are or if you want it. so please vote yaas, queen, for me, joe biden. i'll make sure the white house stays the down boots, i may be cis but i got your back, sis. i'm joe biden. i ate that up and left no crumbs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he said it well. all right. back to o.j. before there was donald trump, before there was d.j., we had o.j. it's hard to explain to people of a certain age how big this o.j. story was. it was everything. it changed the way news was covered. there was constant o.j. non-stop, on every channel, and we made the most of that. our old pal jake byrd who was very supportive of o.j. and michael jackson and paris hilton. any time a celebrity got arrested, jake was there to protest. and so, way back when, we sent jake to o.j.'s arraignment in nevada. o.j. committed a number of crimes, trying to steal back his own memorabilia in las vegas. so we sent jake hurd, who
so, whether you're a teddy bear, a twink ankle little star, an indigo girl, she/her, they/them, parade gay, i love ya. i want to sneak up behind you and give you a shoulder rub, no matter who you are or if you want it. so please vote yaas, queen, for me, joe biden. i'll make sure the white house stays the down boots, i may be cis but i got your back, sis. i'm joe biden. i ate that up and left no crumbs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he said it well. all right. back to o.j. before...
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>> no, it was just family members that called me twink committees. >> jimmy: is it possible your mom may have filled that out for you? or did you fill it out? >> who knows? your motto is "i can do all things through christ." which seems like something your mom would have written in there also, right? >> that was me. my mom would have quoted the scripture. >> jimmy: is f.p. favorite person? >> see how i try to rip off the bible. my motto, like i wrote that. >> jimmy: yeah, my motto. [ laughter ] i don't think you have to write your own motto, i think you can bor roe row a motto. >> okay, you can, thank you. >> jimmy: all four years you were a drummer in the band? >> yes. >> jimmy: played basketball. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: on the track team. what event did you do in track? >> well, i started long distance. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> it was so funny, because i started long distance. and i was, okay, come on, let's do this. and all my black friends went to the track and was doing sprints. and it was like eight white girls just took off running. and the coach said, "go, go run with them." and i w
>> no, it was just family members that called me twink committees. >> jimmy: is it possible your mom may have filled that out for you? or did you fill it out? >> who knows? your motto is "i can do all things through christ." which seems like something your mom would have written in there also, right? >> that was me. my mom would have quoted the scripture. >> jimmy: is f.p. favorite person? >> see how i try to rip off the bible. my motto, like i...
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an amazing mom who goes to pride parades, and asks you whether dan levy from "schitt's creek" is a twink or a bear. [ laughter ] "mom, i think he's just canadian." or a scary dad who wanted you to be a cop -- [ laughter ] sexy. two hours of not talking at the movies is just the time-killer you need. when nicole kidman says, "we come to this place for magic." that means, "thank jesus. it's time for aunt sharon to finally shut up." [ laughter ] step two -- take the gang to a local bar. you know that little spot back home next to the dollar tree where long island iced teas are still $4 and the floor hasn't been cleaned since "designing women" went off the air? [ laughter ] don't go there. that's where you'll run into dean, the homophobe bully from middle school who went bald at 25 and comes up to you and says, "bro, i'm cool with who you are now." thank you, bro. and i'm cool with who you are now. because i saw you on grindr. [ moans, laughter and applause ] and finally. the most important tip of all, find another gay person. [ laughter ] no matter how small your town is, the government has
an amazing mom who goes to pride parades, and asks you whether dan levy from "schitt's creek" is a twink or a bear. [ laughter ] "mom, i think he's just canadian." or a scary dad who wanted you to be a cop -- [ laughter ] sexy. two hours of not talking at the movies is just the time-killer you need. when nicole kidman says, "we come to this place for magic." that means, "thank jesus. it's time for aunt sharon to finally shut up." [ laughter ] step two --...
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the heatmiser -- obvi. [ laughter ] hermey the elf -- clean-cut twink with perfect teeth. linus -- sorry, sally. not interested. [ laughter ] rudolph -- won't you lead my sleigh? honey, this queen's been slaying since day one. [ laughter ] and there's joseph -- >> jimmy: wait, joseph of mary and joseph? >> yeah. that's the guy, jimmy. why do you think they needed an immaculate conception? [ laughter ] joseph was the only guy in bethlehem with two beards. the one on his face, and mary. [ laughter ] oh, sorry, one sec, hold the line, everyone. >> jimmy: what's happening? >> aw, chestnuts, frank gets all the breaks that lucky bitch. [ laughter ] anyway i gotta go, we're having company. >> jimmy: who's we? >> me and my boyfriend "black santa in a wheelchair." [ laughter ] >> ho ho ho jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, ho ho ho to you, santa. what a treat. santa, i hope you don't mind me asking. how did you wind up in a wheelchair? >> i fought in the war on christmas. [ laughter ] >> i love a man in uniform. >> jimmy: i have to say -- i don't think newsmax is going t
the heatmiser -- obvi. [ laughter ] hermey the elf -- clean-cut twink with perfect teeth. linus -- sorry, sally. not interested. [ laughter ] rudolph -- won't you lead my sleigh? honey, this queen's been slaying since day one. [ laughter ] and there's joseph -- >> jimmy: wait, joseph of mary and joseph? >> yeah. that's the guy, jimmy. why do you think they needed an immaculate conception? [ laughter ] joseph was the only guy in bethlehem with two beards. the one on his face, and...
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agreement even in the fall it manually agreement with the rhetoric right there is a small liberal right twink potty. he might do a coalition for us, of course, if a forms of minority candidate to deal with depends a lot of the, the left side of the political spectrum. so in a way, the guarantee of a minority cabinets of the right is in a way on the left hand side of the political spectrum. since and i believe because the adult several times during the let's look and pay it will not to choose any agreement with the populace. read the code, right. and as far as we can see through surveys, this type of gene is in a way, meaning soon it's a minus ago. the rhetoric of life was supposed to have around 19 to 20 percent and surveys. now i have for more anyway, but to mystic look for the central directory and far to offering maybe 15 to 16 percent of the votes. you mentioned that on tony of costs, as government has been surrounded by allegations of corruption, is corruption going to be the main focus for voters and what else are they going to be thinking about when you go to the balance as well? uh, t
agreement even in the fall it manually agreement with the rhetoric right there is a small liberal right twink potty. he might do a coalition for us, of course, if a forms of minority candidate to deal with depends a lot of the, the left side of the political spectrum. so in a way, the guarantee of a minority cabinets of the right is in a way on the left hand side of the political spectrum. since and i believe because the adult several times during the let's look and pay it will not to choose...