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>> jimmy: wow. i don't think we've ever had this kind of reaction for a director before, but thanks for coming. >> uh, wow. weird. calling martin scorsese a director is like calling mountain dew code red a soda. >> yeah. if he was just a director, would we have stayed up all night making these? >> jimmy: are those friendship bracelets? >> close. they are friendship rosary beads. >> jimmy: oh. >> they're to commemorate all the different eras of marty. there's the gangster era, the catholic era, the de niro era, the catholic era -- really, there's just like too many to cover. >> jimmy: what do they say on the bracelets? >> this one says, "travis bickle is an incel zaddy." >> this one says "cape fierce." >> oh, my god, that's good. trade me that one for this one that says "kundun, i liked it." >> okay. >> jimmy: guys, please. this is very funny, it's very cute, but i have a show to do, so if you don't mind, if you could be quiet, it would be great. >> funny. >> what do you mean this is funny? like we a
>> jimmy: wow. i don't think we've ever had this kind of reaction for a director before, but thanks for coming. >> uh, wow. weird. calling martin scorsese a director is like calling mountain dew code red a soda. >> yeah. if he was just a director, would we have stayed up all night making these? >> jimmy: are those friendship bracelets? >> close. they are friendship rosary beads. >> jimmy: oh. >> they're to commemorate all the different eras of marty....
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that goes for you too, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i -- >> you told me too, july jimmy. i talk do you every night. i know you got a bug in there. "hey, jimmy, thank you." >> jimmy: tell those who don't know what town business means. >> if you're an oakland, california, it's just a way we do things. a slang that we use to refer how we get down. you know? there's a certain way that you need to carry yourself and conduct yourself around oakland. unfortunately, you know, if you don't do that, you're going to get got. it's a very -- you know. >> jimmy: it's bad to get got? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you don't want to get got? >> you don't want to get got, unless you get got by me, you know. i'm painless. >> jimmy: that is the town business that you're doing? >> that's -- well, yeah. what i did to be able to bring chappelle and netflix to oakland in such a bad time, you know. oakland was getting a lot of bad publicity because there's a lot of bad things going on there. to be able to bring that back to oakland and try to give them something good to talk about. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it
that goes for you too, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i -- >> you told me too, july jimmy. i talk do you every night. i know you got a bug in there. "hey, jimmy, thank you." >> jimmy: tell those who don't know what town business means. >> if you're an oakland, california, it's just a way we do things. a slang that we use to refer how we get down. you know? there's a certain way that you need to carry yourself and conduct yourself around oakland. unfortunately,...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: i appreciate that. hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thank you for watching. i'd like to relay a special hello to those of you who are still drunk after monday night football. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our home base, in the heart of hollywood. one of the strangest places in all the world, but we do get some competition from time to time. this is from the sunday service at st. john the divine cathedral in new york where parishioners were invited to bring their pets to be blessed in honor of st. francis, the patron saint of animals. there were cats. there were dogs. a goose on site. there was a giant snake. they had a baby crocodile. look at that guy. a sloth paid its first visit to church in a basket, as did a very reluctant little donkey, who is probably an atheist that wanted no part of any of that. there is also some horrific news over the weekend, our friends and allies in israel, innocent civilians killed and kidnapped by the terrorist organization, hamas. israel is now at wa
and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: i appreciate that. hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thank you for watching. i'd like to relay a special hello to those of you who are still drunk after monday night football. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our home base, in the heart of hollywood. one of the strangest places in all the world, but we do get some competition from time to time. this is from the sunday service at st. john the...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us here in los angeles, california, where according to orkin, the pest control people, this is the second-most rat-infested city in america. [ cheers and applause ] chicago is number one. and we are number two. ne spot ahead of new york. which, not that i don't trust the people with the tanks of rodent poison strapped to their backs, but that's nonsense. i live in l.a., i haven't seen a rat here in about 15 years. when i fly to new york, i see them from the plane. [ laughter ] there's no way there are more rats here than there are in new york. agents, yes. [ laughter ] and i could see how those could get confused. guillermo, when's the last time you saw a rat? >> guillermo: maybe three weeks. >> jimmy: really? where did you see it? >> guillermo: right here in the alley. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: oh. you sure it wasn't a chihuahua that got some
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us here in los angeles, california, where according to orkin, the pest control people, this is the second-most rat-infested city in america. [ cheers and applause ] chicago is number one. and we are number two. ne spot ahead of new york. which, not that i don't trust the people with the tanks of rodent poison...
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. >> jimmy: that's great. >> it didn't stick. >> jimmy: it didn't? >> well, maybe now you'll get it going. >> national las vegas. >> jimmy: what about halloween? do you celebrate? do you like it? what are you going? >> first of all, this is nice. it's my mom's birthday. >> jimmy: oh, happy birthday. chier cheer. >> happy mom, happy birthday. are any of these cameras on? >> jimmy: no. but it's funny, because i thought you were looking around like she was here. it's mom's birthday. where is she? >> she might be. there is a man waving. that could be her. that's a very good deep fixer. no, my mom will be thrilled. my daughter andri going to be ninja turtles. it's going to be very exciting. >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah. she is going to be donatello. i'll be rafael because have i the most tude. i find new ways to party was i don't drink anymore. when you're 4 and dad and a husband, you find new ways to drink without drinking. does that make sense? >> jimmy: what do you mean about that? >> i go to bed without brushing my teeth. you know, it's a very similar e
. >> jimmy: that's great. >> it didn't stick. >> jimmy: it didn't? >> well, maybe now you'll get it going. >> national las vegas. >> jimmy: what about halloween? do you celebrate? do you like it? what are you going? >> first of all, this is nice. it's my mom's birthday. >> jimmy: oh, happy birthday. chier cheer. >> happy mom, happy birthday. are any of these cameras on? >> jimmy: no. but it's funny, because i thought you were looking...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. hey, i got a question for you. how many of you in our studio audience got outside on saturday to look at the eclipse? did you know there was an aclips on saturday morning? did you wear the glasses? no, no protection. i figured that. on saturday morning we had a solar eclipse. it was visible from the western united states. this was the view from l.a. did you see it, guillermo? >> guillermo: i did not see it, jimmy. >> jimmy: did you know what happened? >> guillermo: yeah, but i fell asleep. >> jimmy: you were asleep. this is what it looked like from nevada. it's one fishing kid away from being the dreamworks logo. the eclipse created a ring of fire in the sky over north, central and south america, which sadly no one saw because we were all at the movies watching taylor swift the taylor swift concert movie made $93 million at the box office this weekend. it's the biggest concert movie of all time by far. we took our
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. hey, i got a question for you. how many of you in our studio audience got outside on saturday to look at the eclipse? did you know there was an aclips on saturday morning? did you wear the glasses? no, no protection. i figured that. on saturday morning we had a solar eclipse. it was visible from the western united...
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> then i really like the name colt. >> jimmy: okay. >> i'm a horse lady. >> jimmy: oh. >> then i found out that come cull meetings is the biggest gay porn star on the planet. >> jimmy: is that true? >> that's true, that's true. you totally sold me on that. >> jimmy: he won't be in 15 years. you know, the shelf life i think is short enough that your colt cummings could be fine. >> it's interesting. guests are talking about names. i found out when you're naming a kid -- there's a book i was reading. i guess your last name indicates what your ancestors did for a living. [ laughter ] so if it's baker, they were probably bakers. tanner, they were tanning leather. what were my ancestors doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: making more ancestors. are you -- so you're on tour. do you recommend being on tour while with child? >> i feel great. everyone was so worried about me. i'm glad i waited this long. if i -- i'm so glad i waited till i was a mature adult to get pregnant. if i had had a pregnancy, even a year sooner, i would have sold the baby for taylor swift tickets. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: yeah. >> then i really like the name colt. >> jimmy: okay. >> i'm a horse lady. >> jimmy: oh. >> then i found out that come cull meetings is the biggest gay porn star on the planet. >> jimmy: is that true? >> that's true, that's true. you totally sold me on that. >> jimmy: he won't be in 15 years. you know, the shelf life i think is short enough that your colt cummings could be fine. >> it's interesting. guests are talking...
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>> jimmy: beautiful. >> guillermo: you want one, jimmy? >> jimmy: no, i'm all right, thank you. >> guillermo: like japanese tequila. wow! >> jimmy: wow! ♪ >> you cut too much meat here, look at this. >> guillermo: i'm a little bit drunk, maybe. >> jimmy: is it okay to eat the food while you're cooking it? do you ever have a little snack? >> did you eat it? that's not done. >> jimmy: still tasted good. what did a mushroom say to another mushroom? "you are a fun guy." i'm going to have to hire some of these writers. >> guillermo: yeah, that's it? >> looks good, huh? >> jimmy: you think we're ready now to cook for customers? it tastes very good. >> you can cook your friend, maybe. >> jimmy: what do you say, chef? >> good job, very good. >> jimmy: i mean, about cooking for customers. >> uh -- [ laughter ] >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: hello, ladies. >> guillermo: how are you? how are you doing? >> jimmy: konnichiwa. >> guillermo: konnichiwa. >> jimmy: my name's chef jimmy, this is chef guillermo. we just learned how to do this, so bear with us. w
>> jimmy: beautiful. >> guillermo: you want one, jimmy? >> jimmy: no, i'm all right, thank you. >> guillermo: like japanese tequila. wow! >> jimmy: wow! ♪ >> you cut too much meat here, look at this. >> guillermo: i'm a little bit drunk, maybe. >> jimmy: is it okay to eat the food while you're cooking it? do you ever have a little snack? >> did you eat it? that's not done. >> jimmy: still tasted good. what did a mushroom say to...
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be back. >> jimmy: but when? >> now! the show is starting. get to the chopper! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's a chopper? >> there always is a chopper. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- arnold schwarzenegger, and music from jason isbell and the 400 unit, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that. i'm the host. oh, actually, that's very kind. i have one thing i have to take care of. apparently -- apparently while we were gone, they've been renting our studio out as a pickleball court. [ laughter ] sorry, guys. you can't play here. you have to wrap it up, take it some place else. i'm sorry. try james corden's studio, he moved to england. [ laughter and applause. >> jimmy: thanks. well, hi, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. i don't know about yourself either. in case you have forgotten, my name is jimmy. i have been off the air for five months. we've been gone so long, t
be back. >> jimmy: but when? >> now! the show is starting. get to the chopper! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's a chopper? >> there always is a chopper. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- arnold schwarzenegger, and music from jason isbell and the 400 unit, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that. i'm the host. oh,...
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>> jimmy: mike, what are you doing? >> who is this one? >> jimmy: jimmy kimmel. >> jenny candle? why are you calling me? >> jimmy: i'm not on the phone, i'm here, i'm on -- >> holy cripes, where have you been? i haven't seen you in ages. i thought they did a cancel culture on you like they did to tupac shakira. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, mike. they didn't do a chance sell culture. my show was off the air because of the writers' strike. >> is that why there ain't been no new episodes of "joanie loves chachi"? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's not why. i think that show went off the air 40 years ago. >> holy baloney! time flies when ya spent most of the eighties sniffin booger sugar with tila tequila and chuck sheen! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what they say. i wanted to ask you, sorry, about this fire sale you had -- >> who is it had a fire sale, you said? >> jimmy: you, you sold everything in your factory. how did the sale go? >> terrible! nobody can afford to buy a wheelbarrow full of dead pigeon feathers anymore on account of this bidenomics. which is why for a limi
>> jimmy: mike, what are you doing? >> who is this one? >> jimmy: jimmy kimmel. >> jenny candle? why are you calling me? >> jimmy: i'm not on the phone, i'm here, i'm on -- >> holy cripes, where have you been? i haven't seen you in ages. i thought they did a cancel culture on you like they did to tupac shakira. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, mike. they didn't do a chance sell culture. my show was off the air because of the writers' strike. >> is...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. in hollywood, california. we have a lot to cover tonight. we have -- i don't mean to quiet you down, but we have no time for fun tonight. our pumpkin-headed former president -- [ laughter ] -- was mouth-breathing his way through another day in court today. this was not the january 6th insurrection case, that's in washington. it's not to be confused with the election-tampering case, that's in georgia. or the stolen documents case in florida. or the stormy daniels or e. jean carroll cases that are also in new york. [ laughter ] this is his fraud trial in new york. i know. it's hard to keep track. donny cochran has been using this trial as a platform to air grievances. particularly about the gag order the judge put on him in washington. >> the just said basically i don't have a right to speak. and i'm being restricted, my speech has been taken away from me. i'm the candidate that's running for office and i'm not
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. in hollywood, california. we have a lot to cover tonight. we have -- i don't mean to quiet you down, but we have no time for fun tonight. our pumpkin-headed former president -- [ laughter ] -- was mouth-breathing his way through another day in court today. this was not the january 6th insurrection case, that's in washington. it's not to...
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. >> jimmy: what did he think? >> well -- i'm sort of very grateful that he's a filmmaker, because -- if anyone sees the film, which you can see on paramount plus now, it's called "superpower." [ laughter ] he doesn't come off great in the first half-hour of the movie. >> jimmy: yeah, he's unpopular. he's doing a lot of silly comedy stuff. yeah. >> that changes, of course. >> jimmy: yes, it does. so he stuck with it is what you're saying? >> well, when i walked into the office, he had watched it at 6:30 that morning. he's busy during the day, i suppose. got it over with in the morning. and i was brought back to his office. and he was sitting with his future staff, andre who's also in the film. he stood up, he looked at me. "i'll bet you're glad that i watched the whole thing." >> jimmy: you were, i'm sure. >> he recovers well in the film. >> jimmy: yeah, he does. he does recover well. sean penn is with us. his movie is called "superpower." his movie is called "superpower." we'll be right back. inez, let me ask you,
. >> jimmy: what did he think? >> well -- i'm sort of very grateful that he's a filmmaker, because -- if anyone sees the film, which you can see on paramount plus now, it's called "superpower." [ laughter ] he doesn't come off great in the first half-hour of the movie. >> jimmy: yeah, he's unpopular. he's doing a lot of silly comedy stuff. yeah. >> that changes, of course. >> jimmy: yes, it does. so he stuck with it is what you're saying? >> well,...
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point to jimmy. >> jimmy: what? >> lou: point to jimmy. >> jimmy: and ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner here. there's no way -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. thank you. i want to thank the fans, i want to thank everybody out there, my parents who took me to balloon practice every saturday morning at 6:00. i want to thank josh duhamel. new episodes of "buddy games" thursdays at 8:00 on cbs and paramount. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, josh. i'm exhausted. we'll be back with the golden bachelor! [explosion] ♪ ♪ karangailyg ♪ ♪ kara ♪ ♪ hovaa ♪ ♪ o, ♪ ♪ dyngyl - dyngylda-a-ai ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ is someone trying to steal your butterfinger this halloween? call the bfi. ♪ no one lays a finger on your butterfinger. with scope squeez mouthwash concentrate, just add water, squeeze to control the strength of your mouthwash, ♪ and find a zone all your own. ♪ scope squeez. you know those mornings when it takes just a little bit extra to get you out of bed? this might be it. wake u
point to jimmy. >> jimmy: what? >> lou: point to jimmy. >> jimmy: and ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner here. there's no way -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. thank you. i want to thank the fans, i want to thank everybody out there, my parents who took me to balloon practice every saturday morning at 6:00. i want to thank josh duhamel. new episodes of "buddy games" thursdays at 8:00 on cbs and paramount. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, josh. i'm...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hola. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad we're able to do a show tonight. i have to tell you, i don't know if you heard about this. last night we had an eventful night. i went home and got a call saying the fire department was at the show. turns out we had smoke pouring out of the vents outside our edit rooms, then coming out of the building. they had to clear the whole place. fortunately, everything and everyone was okay. the firefighters even left us a photo. posing together at my desk. [ laughter ] they fixed it all. thank you, guys. by the way, i want to say, the fire department, if you see any smoke coming from the building tonight, that's just because snoop is here, we're fine. [ cheers and applause ] did you go back and visit snoop, guillermo? >> guillermo: of course, jimmy, yeah. that's my favorite day, yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, i can barely see your eye balls. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: a dream come true. >>
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hola. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad we're able to do a show tonight. i have to tell you, i don't know if you heard about this. last night we had an eventful night. i went home and got a call saying the fire department was at the show. turns out we had smoke pouring out of the vents outside our edit rooms, then coming out of the building....
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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please relax. sit. we've got a whole hour and it's -- it's a great time -- happy pumpkin did you know thank you for coming on a very important holiday. it's national pumpkin day, october 26th. why they couldn't wait five days and have this on halloween, i don't know. someone at the pumpkin council speaking of old gourds, "the golden bachelor" is one step closer to choosing the woman he will spend the rest of his week with next i have been looking forward to what's happening next week ever since they announced they were doing this show. next week are the hometown visits, which usually means you meet the parents. but in this case, the parents would have to be around 100 years old. >> we're on our way to hometowns. >> it's going to look a lot different. >> it's very intimidating. >> i didn't think that you should be the new papa. >> are you going to marry my grandma? >> i might. >> jimmy: "or i might just give her a
and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please relax. sit. we've got a whole hour and it's -- it's a great time -- happy pumpkin did you know thank you for coming on a very important holiday. it's national pumpkin day, october 26th. why they couldn't wait five days and have this on halloween, i don't know. someone at the pumpkin council speaking of old gourds, "the golden...
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. >> and now, jimmy kimmel jimmy, i'm the host of this show . thank you for watching at home . and thanks for joining us. please relax. >> i got to tell you, it's not a great night to be in a crowd. we're getting hit pretty hard by covid here at the show. three of the five members of our band, the cletones, are out sick tonight. we and i said it once, i've said it a hundred times. you shouldn't be sharing one trombone. you should each have your own. our bandleader cleto, our drummer jonathan, our bass player, ronda, are all out with covid. i guess what, you guys weren't invited to the orgy or what? the great jimmy earl and kevin stevens are filling in. welcome back, jimmy. >> how are you? we say hello to the paxlovid five, everybody, and. i also would like welcome those of you who are still conscious after the monday night football game. >> you know, the big story in the nfl this weekend, big story every weekend is did taylor swift go to the chiefs game and why? sure enough, she did show up in kansas city yesterday to cheer on travis kelce and also to reveal her new secret hand
. >> and now, jimmy kimmel jimmy, i'm the host of this show . thank you for watching at home . and thanks for joining us. please relax. >> i got to tell you, it's not a great night to be in a crowd. we're getting hit pretty hard by covid here at the show. three of the five members of our band, the cletones, are out sick tonight. we and i said it once, i've said it a hundred times. you shouldn't be sharing one trombone. you should each have your own. our bandleader cleto, our drummer...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a very important day of online shopping here in the united states. it's october prime day on amazon, exclusively for prime members which is everyone in the world. it's not to be confused, october prime day, with multiple other prime days. this is a two-day event, and i want to say they've got great deals on some must-have items like a pickle that yodels. a cat scratcher shaped like a tongue. a pa january yeah goose. a piece of plastic pork. and a delicious can of spam maple flavor. i don't want to give hints but those were make some excellent christmas gifts for you know too. >> guillermo: i know who, yeah. >> jimmy: joe biden spent his october prime day trying to figure out where the hell this woman alexa who keeps yelling at him is hiding. president biden spent much of yesterday being interviewed as part of the special counsel's investigation into the classified documents that somehow ended up at his home
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a very important day of online shopping here in the united states. it's october prime day on amazon, exclusively for prime members which is everyone in the world. it's not to be confused, october prime day, with multiple other prime days. this is a two-day event, and i want to say they've got great deals on some must-have items...
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. >> jimmy: you and keith. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, boy. i heard you played the clarinet in school, is that true? >> well, i don't brag about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i don't blame you. i played the clarinet in school. >> i played the clarinet, then i switched to oboe. >> jimmy: wow, switched from clarinet to oboe, you're heading the wrong direction there. [ laughter ] >> yeah, you know, i had -- i was a strange kid. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and why did you give up the woodwind instruments? >> well, because -- i realized that i'm not going to get any girls playing clarinet. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> and you can't accompany yourself -- >> jimmy: i wish you'd let me know back then, yeah. [ laughter ] >> you can't accompany yourself -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, there you go. look at that. >> oh, wow! [ applause ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: shockingly, yeah, no, it didn't lure any girls at all. [ laughter ] >> that's impressive. and you can't accompany yourself and sing with a clarinet in your mouth. >> jimmy: i'm able to sing with
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kimmel's wife, molly mcnearney, is actually an executive producer on jimmy kimmel live. so i guess that makes it better. she must have podcast over. they have two episodes left on strike porch five. i'm obsessed with strike force five. they do that every time they say it on the podcast. i have no idea what they're talking about. oh, it's so much fun. the five of them with john oliver and seth meyers and the three of them. they've had letterman on. they've had jon stewart on. so it's like watching all of the late night at once, but not watching at all. >> you're listening because it's podcast. >> you get a little more late night. yeah. for all your senses. i like it. i'm just glad they're back. i know i need to one to recap how i feel. >> okay. we have good news tuesday coming up next. >> and the 104 year old woman who jumped out of a plane. we'll show you. >> we are a unique law firm that only represents mesothelioma victims and their families. do you have questions about paying medical bills, getting the best medical treatment, finding a specialist or learning about the
kimmel's wife, molly mcnearney, is actually an executive producer on jimmy kimmel live. so i guess that makes it better. she must have podcast over. they have two episodes left on strike porch five. i'm obsessed with strike force five. they do that every time they say it on the podcast. i have no idea what they're talking about. oh, it's so much fun. the five of them with john oliver and seth meyers and the three of them. they've had letterman on. they've had jon stewart on. so it's like...
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all of us, we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. stay tuned for amy poehler. >> have a great night everyone. they've received more than 200 tips. fleming was married to pulitzer prize winning author ron powers today would have been their 45th anniversary be a month after his death. >> there's a new tribute to jimmy buffett that's under the sea, a new species of bright yellow snail has been named in honor of buffett's best known tune, the kyle margarita was discovered on florida's coral reef. well, it is beautiful. the half inch long snail is nowhere near as soothing, though, as margaritaville's namesake. it catches food by shoot ing out a toxic mucus web. >> still love to see them support. >> it's still a tribute. yeah. >> okay. >> coming up, the health benefits of eating those halloween pumpkins. >> plus the newly released video showing police taking down a workplace shooter in texas and dust off that plastic amazon prime days start out. >> well, right now, you're watching world news now. you know, there's this thing called age and
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but for some reason, they did not ban my friend jimmy fallon. i'm guessing because of jimmy's popular segment, slow jam, the borscht over on nbc when one of his jokes fell flat. >> jimmy fallon joked, not all the writers are back. >> all right. next, we all know former president trump enjoys a good mcdonald's lunch as trump attended his new york fraud trial yesterday, tmz reports a super sized order of mcdonald's was delivered to the manhattan courthouse. >> tmz posted these images of men in suits, each bringing in several bags of mickey d's, but no official word on who they were for next, apple is responding to complaints that the new iphone is overheating. >> well, it is one of the hottest phones on the market, but this problem is being blamed on a bug. apple says some recently updated apps, including those from instagram and uber, are overloading the iphone 15 hardware. the company insists there's no safety risk and there won't be any long term effect on the phone's performance, since it's now working on a software fix that will be distribute
but for some reason, they did not ban my friend jimmy fallon. i'm guessing because of jimmy's popular segment, slow jam, the borscht over on nbc when one of his jokes fell flat. >> jimmy fallon joked, not all the writers are back. >> all right. next, we all know former president trump enjoys a good mcdonald's lunch as trump attended his new york fraud trial yesterday, tmz reports a super sized order of mcdonald's was delivered to the manhattan courthouse. >> tmz posted these...
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abc seven news at 11, jimmy thanks, alma. >> we are back and we have a lot of catching up to do. >> i got the little pig and all of a sudden, this pig ended up being 300 pounds. i heard it was 215 you know, people always ask me, "kevin, what does being the ceo of cashbacking mean to you?" it means cashbacking every opportunity. did you cashback on this? like i wouldn't cashback? cashbacking by the basket, i see you. ugh. i dreamt you didn't cashback this flight. oh good. if you're buying it, flying it, or wining n' dining it, then you gotta be cashbacking it. come on now. cashback on everything you buy with chase freedom unlimited with no annual fee. how do you cashback? chase. make more of what's yours. -we're done. -what about these? looks right. nooo... nooo... quick, the quicker picker upper! bounty absorbs spills like a sponge. and is 2x more absorbent so you can use less. bounty, the quicker picker upper. this isn't charmin! no wonder i don't feel as clean. here's charmin ultra strong. ahhh! my bottom's been saved! with its diamond weave texture, charmin ultra strong cleans be
abc seven news at 11, jimmy thanks, alma. >> we are back and we have a lot of catching up to do. >> i got the little pig and all of a sudden, this pig ended up being 300 pounds. i heard it was 215 you know, people always ask me, "kevin, what does being the ceo of cashbacking mean to you?" it means cashbacking every opportunity. did you cashback on this? like i wouldn't cashback? cashbacking by the basket, i see you. ugh. i dreamt you didn't cashback this flight. oh good....
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at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan. watch tonight before we replaced by robots, i got away from music and god one day told me she was like, it's time god talks like michael jackson. you ping and pong that body. you plunge that body. you green that body. you brain power that body. you practice... and practice that body. you make it rain that body. you flu shot that body. and now, you spikevax that body... because even though the pandemic is over, covid-19 isn't. spikevax by moderna is a vaccine to help protect you against covid-19. you shouldn't get spikevax if you've had an allergic reaction to spikevax or its ingredients. rare cases of inflammation of the heart muscle and outer lining have been reported. the most common side effects are injection site pain, redness and swelling, tiredness, headache, muscle pain, chills, joint pain, and fever. make vaccination against covid-19 a part of your health routine. spikevax that body... ...with spikevax by moderna. ♪ it now states it should be consumed in moderation and is no
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11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan. and hello, my friends. up north tonight we get ready for even more football with terry bradshaw and howie long from the daily show. ronny chang and music from brothers osborne. and we get to the bottom of the biggest wheel of fortune fail yet. next on jimmy kimmel live is it possible my network could take my business to the next level? it is with comcast business. powering all your devices with gig-speed wifi. and you get fast downloads and uploads. pick it up! pick it up! oh we got this! because it's powered by the next generation 10g network. more speed for your business? it's not just possible. it's happening. get started for $59.99 a month for 12 months. plus, ask how to get an $800 prepaid card with a qualifying internet bundle. comcast business, powering possibilities. [announcer]: and the kick is no good. their epic losing streak continues. [dragonman]: a kick in the teeth would hurt less. but they'd probably miss that too. let's show 'em that someone here knows how to kick it.
11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan. and hello, my friends. up north tonight we get ready for even more football with terry bradshaw and howie long from the daily show. ronny chang and music from brothers osborne. and we get to the bottom of the biggest wheel of fortune fail yet. next on jimmy kimmel live is it possible my network could take my business to the next level? it is with comcast business. powering all your devices with gig-speed wifi. and you get fast downloads and uploads. pick it up!...
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all of us, we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. simeulue have a great night. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> i just don't think this is the time to play games and politics. the american people needs us. it has been two weeks of chaos. can we go back to work and get serious about it? can we all just
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jimmy. thanks dan and to watch tonight or the bad guys win and i say to tom arnold who's also there can you believe schwarzenegger is like seeing all my stuff? >> he goes buddy, as soon as you went to the bathroom he's like, who the hell is this guy every day, businesses everywhere are asking: is it possible? with comcast business... it is. is it possible to help keep our online platform safe from cyberthreats? absolutely. can we provide health care virtually anywhere? we can help with that. is it possible to use predictive monitoring to address operations issues? we can help with that, too. with the advanced connectivity and intelligence of global secure networking from comcast business. it's not just possible. it's happening. how's the chicken? the prawns are delicious. oh, i have a shellfish allergy. one prawn. very good. did i say chicken wrong? tired of people not listening to what you want? it's truffle season! ah that's okay... never enough truffles. how much are they? it's a lot. oh
jimmy. thanks dan and to watch tonight or the bad guys win and i say to tom arnold who's also there can you believe schwarzenegger is like seeing all my stuff? >> he goes buddy, as soon as you went to the bathroom he's like, who the hell is this guy every day, businesses everywhere are asking: is it possible? with comcast business... it is. is it possible to help keep our online platform safe from cyberthreats? absolutely. can we provide health care virtually anywhere? we can help with...
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jimmy. >> thanks, dan and alma. just keep your eyes open and i'll do the rest there. anything you would like to say to america on this? >> 1020 also had a loss of words . in san francisco last week. >> the car runs into the china embassy and the guy has a gun. please send the swat as soon as possible. there is a guy drive the car into inside the office. >> those were phone calls from people inside the consulate who first hit in the back and then ran as security guards distracted. 31 year old san juan yang. when officers arrived, they were coughing because of the pepper spray that consulate security guards had deployed. something that impacts yang. two seconds later, officers then fired shots that proved to be fatal in slow motion. you can see yang waving the knife back and forth through the air. it almost appears as though yang couldn't see anything. i asked chief bill scott about that thursday day. >> what i will say, though, in fairness, is we don't really know what this person could see or not see. and we at that
jimmy. >> thanks, dan and alma. just keep your eyes open and i'll do the rest there. anything you would like to say to america on this? >> 1020 also had a loss of words . in san francisco last week. >> the car runs into the china embassy and the guy has a gun. please send the swat as soon as possible. there is a guy drive the car into inside the office. >> those were phone calls from people inside the consulate who first hit in the back and then ran as security guards...
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. >> jimmy: good night. ♪ . threat of these fires rise, gma's matt gutman showing just how quickly they can spread in a live demonstration that really could save your home tomorrow on gma. being a dancer is more than just finesse or flawless moves. >> it's about the love of the dance. this turn your fears into fearlessness. >> this find yourself in the movement and dance like the world nightline. >> tonight, shroom boom. the growing number shroom boom. >> microdosing is mommy is present and aware and showing up, maybe for the first time ever. >> byron: are they safe? >> we know very little about microdosing. you're kind of experimenting on yourself. >> byron: but mushrooms could become big business. >> what do you think this looks like in five years? >> i think it's a revolution. >> even celebs like actress kristen bell getting candid on jimmy kimmel about using them. >> i wanted to try mushrooms for my 40th birthday. >> the implications are going to be far-reaching. >>> plus, omar epps. >> this boy is going to
. >> jimmy: good night. ♪ . threat of these fires rise, gma's matt gutman showing just how quickly they can spread in a live demonstration that really could save your home tomorrow on gma. being a dancer is more than just finesse or flawless moves. >> it's about the love of the dance. this turn your fears into fearlessness. >> this find yourself in the movement and dance like the world nightline. >> tonight, shroom boom. the growing number shroom boom. >>...
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today, jimmy carter is turning 99, the longest living president in u.s. history. raised in the small farming town of plains, georgia he started out in the navy, rising to the rank of lieutenant. after his father passed away, carter then ran the family's peanut farm business. he later turned to politics and in 1974 announced his candidacy for president. he and former first lady rosalynn carter have 4 children and 26 grand and great grandchildren. his family right by his side when the announcement came this past february that he was beginning hospice care. but today on this milestone birthday it is clear admiration for the former president extends far beyond his bloodline. >> happy birthday, jimmy carter. >> reporter: at the carter center this year, a special celebration. well wishes pouring in from around the world, and the carter center featured them all in a digital mosaic honoring the former president. >> happy birthday. >> happy 99. >> 99 years old? that is one full life. happy birthday, sir. >> reporter: for more than forty years at the carter center, jimmy ca
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good >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- ♪ [ bleep ] >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- martin scorsese, mike epps, and music from chelsea cutler.
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. >> first, look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan and to stay up and watch. it's good for your skin. >> say my name and see the crowd response to say her name because you only have one name. >> she's got to you screwed up was carrying a knife. our media partners at the san francisco standard report, the man also had a crossbow. that's according to their sources. a police shot and killed the man, though it's not clear what unfolded in the moments immediately before the gunfire. witnesses also tell us the man yelled, a reference to the chinese communist party. but investigators have not commented on a motive. >> new developments with embattled new york congressman jorge santos. he faces ten new federal charges, including wire fraud. prosecutors allege he stole the identities of some of the people who donated to his campaign. it was a chaotic scene on capitol hill today as reporters tried to question santos as he was leaving a meeting and heading to his office. >> will you step down? what is your message to your. >> i wi
. >> first, look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan and to stay up and watch. it's good for your skin. >> say my name and see the crowd response to say her name because you only have one name. >> she's got to you screwed up was carrying a knife. our media partners at the san francisco standard report, the man also had a crossbow. that's according to their sources. a police shot and killed the man,...
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seven news at 11, jimmy, all you have to do is watch. >> i'll take care of everything else. i don't have it yet, but i think i'm going to be the next golden bachelorette. >> what. the prawns are delicious. oh, i have a shellfish allergy. one prawn. very good. did i say chicken wrong? tired of people not listening to what you want? it's truffle season! ah that's okay... never enough truffles. how much are they? it's a lot. oh okay - i'm good, that - it's like a priceless piece of art. enjoy. or when they sell you what they want? yeah. the more we understand you, the better we can help you. that's what u.s. bank is for. huge relief. yeah... ♪ at cretors, yeah... we handcraft every batch of our delicious popcorn. like our cretors cheese and caramel mix. great on their own, even better together. try cretors, handcrafted small-batch popcorn. ♪ ♪ every day, businesses everywhere are asking: is it possible? with comcast business... it is. is it possible to help keep our online platform safe from cyberthreats? absolutely. can we provide health care virtually anywhere? we can h
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. >> previously on jimmy kimmel live. >> tonight, join jimmy and his guests. musical >> and now, here he is jimmy fallon! >> i need help.
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have a great night. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> it was all captured on ring cameras inside of this home. a black bear breaks into this house through a window screen and roams around for a bit. >> you can see him going room to room, as comfortable as i am in my hous
have a great night. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> it was all captured on ring cameras inside of this home. a black bear breaks into this house through a window screen and roams around for a bit. >> you can see him going room to room, as comfortable as i am in my hous
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news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan and alma. the night is still very young. that's where that's the home of walmart, right? that's where walmart. yeah. did you go to the original walmart? yes and. is it possible my network could take my business to the next level? it is with comcast business. powering all your devices with gig-speed wifi. and you get fast downloads and uploads. pick it up! pick it up! oh we got this! because it's powered by the next generation 10g network. more speed for your business? it's not just possible. it's happening. get started for $59.99 a month for 12 months. plus, ask how to get an $800 prepaid card with a qualifying internet bundle. comcast business, powering possibilities. this isn't charmin! no wonder i don't feel as clean. here's charmin ultra strong. ahhh! my bottom's been saved! with its diamond weave texture, charmin ultra strong cleans better with fewer sheets and less effort. enjoy the go with charmin. want luxury hair repair that doesn't cost $50? pantene's pro-vitamin formula repairs hair.
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jimmy thanks, dan. and to stay up all night and watch tv. >> do people ever mistake you for another celebrity? >> they thought i was lenny kravitz. is it possible my network could take my business to the next level? it is with comcast business. powering all your devices with gig-speed wifi. and you get fast downloads and uploads. pick it up! pick it up! oh we got this! because it's powered by the next generation 10g network. more speed for your business? it's not just possible. it's happening. get started for $59.99 a month for 12 months. plus, ask how to get an $800 prepaid card with a qualifying internet bundle. comcast business, powering possibilities. you know i got two home runs. you got two jacks. and then my grand slam. i signed a ball for you. okay. and it says papa i love you. why did you do that? because you've taught me everything about baseball. oh hunny bunny, that's so sweet. (♪) (♪) band of white going across it, and i'm thinking, that is weird. yeah it is a spooky sight seen falling
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jimmy. >> thanks, dan and alma. just keep your eyes open and i'll do the rest there. anything you would like to say to america on this? this? >> 1020 also had a loss of words [sneeze] dude you coming? ♪ alka-seltzer plus powermax gels cold & flu relief with more concentrated power because the only thing dripping should be your style. plop plop fizz fizz winter warriors with alka-seltzer plus. looking for a bladder leak pad that keeps you dry? when i'm at work, i need to feel secured. what i'm looking for in a pad is, super thin, super absorbent. all of the things that you're looking for in a pad, that is always discreet. - this is thin. - my pad is thick. let's put it to the test. let's do it! look how it's absorbing! and locking it right on in! - look at that! - no liquid, no nothing. totally absorbed! - you feel no wetness. - oh my gosh! are you a believer now? i'm a believer! i got to get some always discreet! in san francisco last week. >> the car runs into the china embassy and the guy has a gun. please send
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news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan and alma. the night is still very young. that's where that's the home of walmart, right? that's where walmart. yeah. did you go to the original walmart? yes and. the house of representatives. now officially has a new speaker . representative mike johnson from louisiana was elected 56th speaker of the house after the three previous nominees failed to secure the role it has been nearly a month of republican infighting inside the house. representative johnson has been a member of congress for six and a half years, making him one of the least experienced speakers to ever serve. >> he is from louisiana. and you're right, a lot of people don't know about him. that's because he's been pretty much in the background. but we have is a guy that is very conservative, anti-abortion, anti gay marriage trump supporter. sure. that's got some people nervous. >> representative johnson said one of his top priorities as speaker is to address the upcoming spending deadline to avoid a government shutdown. >> on gove
news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan and alma. the night is still very young. that's where that's the home of walmart, right? that's where walmart. yeah. did you go to the original walmart? yes and. the house of representatives. now officially has a new speaker . representative mike johnson from louisiana was elected 56th speaker of the house after the three previous nominees failed to secure the role it has been nearly a month of republican infighting inside the house. representative...
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all of us, we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. simeulue have a great night. rescued after washing up on the beach. the bird was described as cold, wet and disoriented when it was found. it was eventually returned to its family. pelicans, a little too young there to be independent, and rescuers found its family by tracking down one of the siblings and back to that other story, the dog. if you play out the video like the guy, the dog owner, he has like scratches. he really went toe to toe with this kangaroo. look how big the kangaroo is. >> so here's what he thought happened, by the way. he thought he thinks that his dog may be cornered. the kangaroo on the edge of the bank. and then the kangaroo dragged the dog underwater. it was probably, you know, thought it was a predator. >> after to his dogs. i think he had three of them. they were all smiles. >> well, they deserve everyone's they're all okay. that's the best part of that story. coming up next, changing how we board flights. >> plus, how convicted murderer alec murdoch just got one step closer, potentiall
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quarterback jimmy garoppolo won't be available tomorrow. he wasn't able to clear concussion protocols. garoppolo was concussed sunday night against the pittsburgh steelers, but still played every snap of the game. so somebody missed something. the raiders are one and two taking on the los angeles chargers who have the same record. former niner terrell owens and vallejo native cc sabathia and bolder to watch deion sanders and colorado host undefeated usc. sanders frustrated early and often for the second straight week all trojans early caleb williams threw six touchdowns two to brennan rice, son of 49 ers legend jerry rice making moves like his pops and the ref was right there to see it. it was 34 to 7 trojans at one point, rice actually transferred to usc from colorado, but colorado scores 20 straight points to cut it to a seven point game late. qodir sanders to jimmy horn junior, colorado fans were loving it, but usc got the onside kick and won it. 4841 colorado has lost two straight. let's kick it. quakes in minnesota less than ten minute
quarterback jimmy garoppolo won't be available tomorrow. he wasn't able to clear concussion protocols. garoppolo was concussed sunday night against the pittsburgh steelers, but still played every snap of the game. so somebody missed something. the raiders are one and two taking on the los angeles chargers who have the same record. former niner terrell owens and vallejo native cc sabathia and bolder to watch deion sanders and colorado host undefeated usc. sanders frustrated early and often for...