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>> jimmy: yeah, higgins you seat there. >> i answer? >> no, no, you go up there -- >> steve: you have one of those. >> jimmy: thank you, higgins. can i give you a butter milk or anything? >> steve: you have a warm butter milk? do you have a warm butter milk? >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> i grab this? >> jimmy: yeah -- you can't put it back. >> steve: then you read it. and then you read it. >> i can't read. >> jimmy: can't read it, you have charades. but you can say -- >> do i put it in here? >> jimmy: you can say what subject. >> steve: like it's a movie or tv show or something. >> tv show. >> for gorgeousness, apparently. >> steve: three words, first word. cut, fall, dead, death, death, death, sad, kill, punch. murder, murderer. murder. "murder she wrote." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] yeah. boom. angela lansbury. because we buried you. >> jimmy: that's enough. you got the clue. >> steve: you're dead. give it up. give up. >> jimmy: no more trivia about it. >> all right, jimmy. >> jimmy: are you ready for this buddy? we're here. >> i'm ge
>> jimmy: yeah, higgins you seat there. >> i answer? >> no, no, you go up there -- >> steve: you have one of those. >> jimmy: thank you, higgins. can i give you a butter milk or anything? >> steve: you have a warm butter milk? do you have a warm butter milk? >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> i grab this? >> jimmy: yeah -- you can't put it back. >> steve: then you read it. and then you read it. >> i can't read. >> jimmy: can't...
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steve higgins, best in the business right there. best in the business. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: right back at you. >> jimmy: this is pretty crazy here. i just saw a new interview. pope francis -- i love that pope. everyone like this is pope. anyways this is an odd thing. he said he would baptize aliens if they asked him to. then his friends said, okay, that's enough communion wine for you, mister. [ laughter ] "you're my best friend., you're my best -- am a pretty pope? [ laughter ] am i a pretty pope?" you've had too much. please just go back. but this is a pretty big deal here. a federal judge ruled yesterday that idaho's ban on same sex marriage is unconstitutional. so it is now legal for gay couples to get married. [ cheers and applause ] idaho's gay people all cheered from their homes in san francisco and new york. they moved out of after high school. [ laughter ] they're very happy. listen to this. a court in indiana will decide if police can arrest someone for being annoying when they're drunk. [ laughter ] the nam
steve higgins, best in the business right there. best in the business. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: right back at you. >> jimmy: this is pretty crazy here. i just saw a new interview. pope francis -- i love that pope. everyone like this is pope. anyways this is an odd thing. he said he would baptize aliens if they asked him to. then his friends said, okay, that's enough communion wine for you, mister. [ laughter ] "you're my best friend., you're my best -- am a pretty...
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higgins and i read that sketch for "saturday night live." and higgins is the voiceover if you ever listen to that. "it's the barry gibb talk show." and we just made that up that he's violent. >> steve: yeah, he's not at all. >> jimmy: he's like -- >> steve: the nicest man in the world. >> jimmy: we totally made that up. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and like, yeah, so now like people probably try start fights with him and stuff. [ laughter ] but he's the coolest, nicest guy in the world. anyways, he's playing with the roots tonight and his band as well. and they're going doing a a little jive talking. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, snap! it's great! >> jimmy: it sounds so good, man. i just want it to happen immediately, it is so good. you guys, you know, there's a a lot of people out there who try to give you advice. but you have to be careful, because depending on the situation, what's good advice for some people might be bad advice for others. so with that in mind it's time for a segment we call "good advice, bad advice." [ cheers and a
higgins and i read that sketch for "saturday night live." and higgins is the voiceover if you ever listen to that. "it's the barry gibb talk show." and we just made that up that he's violent. >> steve: yeah, he's not at all. >> jimmy: he's like -- >> steve: the nicest man in the world. >> jimmy: we totally made that up. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and like, yeah, so now like people probably try start fights with him and stuff. [ laughter ]...
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thank you higgins. i appreciate that. steve higgins, a very talented man. [ cheers and applause ] a man of a thousand voices. listen to this guy. the fcc just rolled out a new service -- i don't know if this is going to work, that let's people text 911 for help. [ light laughter ] because if there is anything people do well under pressure is texting. [ laughter ] there's a rubbery at my horse? [ laughter ] rubbery at my horse? that's right, people will be able to text 911. that way if you're driving and you see an accident you can cause another accident. [ laughter ] tweet. tweet me, tweet me. [ laughter ] this isn't good. the stadium that will host the opening match of the world cup still isn't ready yet. because there are problems with 20,000 seats. when asked what's wrong with the seats, officials said, "theres no stadium built around them." [ laughter ] the seats are fine. just nothing around them at all. i saw that new york mayor bill de blasio has declared today "barbara walter's day" in honor of her last day on "th
thank you higgins. i appreciate that. steve higgins, a very talented man. [ cheers and applause ] a man of a thousand voices. listen to this guy. the fcc just rolled out a new service -- i don't know if this is going to work, that let's people text 911 for help. [ light laughter ] because if there is anything people do well under pressure is texting. [ laughter ] there's a rubbery at my horse? [ laughter ] rubbery at my horse? that's right, people will be able to text 911. that way if you're...
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now higgins, you're going to count us down and start the race, right? >> steve: yep. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: i don't even how we're going to do this. okay. >> i don't agree -- >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> -- with this. >> jimmy: okay. >> what? is this too small -- >> jimmy: i don't know what to do here. all right higgins -- >> steve: gentelmen, start your engines! on your mark. get set. go! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> whoa! no good! no! ♪ very bad -- what! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] oh, you're right on my tail. oh -- ♪ >> jimmy: oh. gosh, i lost! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i got creamed. you and emma are not invited back. you and emma are not invited back. go see "amazing spiderman 2." don't miss andrew garfield on "saturday night live" this weekend with musical guest, coldplay. mary lynn rajskub joins us after the break. stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ let mom shine. thirty percent off our best gifts for mom now through sunday. at zales. cheek or chin, we have one word. hallelujah. upgrade to the gillette fu
now higgins, you're going to count us down and start the race, right? >> steve: yep. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: i don't even how we're going to do this. okay. >> i don't agree -- >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> -- with this. >> jimmy: okay. >> what? is this too small -- >> jimmy: i don't know what to do here. all right higgins -- >> steve: gentelmen, start your engines! on your mark. get set. go! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>...
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have you heard about this, higgins? >> steve: heard about it? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have you heard about this old mice/young mice thing? >> steve: heard about it? [ laughter ] i love it! >> jimmy: yeah. all right, good. very good. thank you, higgins. [ cheers and applause ] andy sampton, everybody. andy stampton right there. famous actor. [ applause ] we love andy samberg. and this is just weird. during a meeting of the house judiciary committee, a florida congressman, joe garcia, was caught on cspan's cameras picking his ear. he's the guy on the right. watch what he does next. >> thank you, mr. chairman. i want to thank you and ranking members of congress for willingness to work to make progress on this issue. any of the book -- [ audience ohs ] >>teve: whoa! ew! ew! >> jimmy: wax on, wax ew. ew! >> ew! >> jimmy: that's so gross. [ laughter ] and finally, some more political news. yesterday, chris christie said that he thinks it would be fun to run against jeb bush for the republican presidential nomination. while jeb bush said it w
have you heard about this, higgins? >> steve: heard about it? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have you heard about this old mice/young mice thing? >> steve: heard about it? [ laughter ] i love it! >> jimmy: yeah. all right, good. very good. thank you, higgins. [ cheers and applause ] andy sampton, everybody. andy stampton right there. famous actor. [ applause ] we love andy samberg. and this is just weird. during a meeting of the house judiciary committee, a florida...
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you what i was wondering, higgins? and you guys, too. you ever wonder what celebrities are the whispering to each other when on the red carpet? >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: or at press conferences. well, we have too and that's why we sent our entertainment correspondent from the uk. mr. peggy hess with this highly sensitive microphone to get to the bottom of it. that's right, it's time for "celebrity whispers." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hello. i'm peggy hess and welcome to "celebrity whispers." [ laughter ] shh! hey, arnold. take a photo. >> ah, yes. i want to take a look at me picture. >> you mean a selfie? >> no like this. a "look at me" picture. >> that's a selfie arnold. >> it's a selfie? >> yeah, it's a selfie. >> ah! "look at me" picture! celebrity. [ cameras flashing ] >> whoa, whoa! >> yes! yes! >> there we go, guys! >> hey! you're a wearing a me costume. >> what? no, you're wearing a me costume. this is my look. >> not-ah. >> yes-huh. >> whisper. [ cameras flashing ] >> oh, yeah. this is -- >> george, what are you thinking abou
you what i was wondering, higgins? and you guys, too. you ever wonder what celebrities are the whispering to each other when on the red carpet? >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: or at press conferences. well, we have too and that's why we sent our entertainment correspondent from the uk. mr. peggy hess with this highly sensitive microphone to get to the bottom of it. that's right, it's time for "celebrity whispers." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hello. i'm peggy hess and...
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reverend james hug joins -- higgins said i'm appalled at your recent decision to hold up a bill in the senate regarding the firing of v.a. employees. i have suffered at the hands of these incompetent bureaucrats since april of 1965. if the truth has no effect upon you, then there is no hope for those of us who have no other choice for our care. >> maybe they should go to guantanamo bay because we've heard about the lush treatment that the inmates down there receive. they're getting cable television in the rooms. they get nice meals. they get nice libraries. >> they've got a ton of doctors. >> yeah. >> j.d. gordon, retired navy commander who served as pentagon spokesman a while ago, knows this, that they do have that great care 'cause he visited gitmo over 30 times and this is what he has to say. >> guantanamo bay there is 150 detainees there now and they've got a medical unit of about 100 doctors, nurses and health care support staff. 1.5 detainees to one is the ratio. if you look at the veterans in this country, there are 21 million veterans and of those 21 million veterans in the uni
reverend james hug joins -- higgins said i'm appalled at your recent decision to hold up a bill in the senate regarding the firing of v.a. employees. i have suffered at the hands of these incompetent bureaucrats since april of 1965. if the truth has no effect upon you, then there is no hope for those of us who have no other choice for our care. >> maybe they should go to guantanamo bay because we've heard about the lush treatment that the inmates down there receive. they're getting cable...