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. >> jimmy: really >> i hate secrets, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is giant deal >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're going to paris. >> par-ee -- >> jimmy: ooh! >> together. it'll be pretty cool >> jimmy: july 26th. july 26th is when it kicks off in paris and you actually brought with you the gold medals, so we can look at the gold medals. >> look at 'em >> jimmy: i've never seen this these are for the olympics and the paralympics right here wow. [ cheers and applause >> it is heavy is it heavy? >> jimmy: yeah, you can do it. yeah, you want to hold it? >> oh, wow >> jimmy: they're actually really heavy >> that's really heavy >> they're really heavy. they're the only ones that are in the u.s. as of right now. and the coolest part of those -- >> jimmy: yeah >> each one has a little piece of the eiffel tower in it. so if you win a medal, not only do you get your gold, silver, or bronze, you get a piece of the eiffel tower to take with you for life >> jimmy: are you kidding me >> i didn't know that! [ cheers and applause that's so cool >> jimmy: this is amazing. i'm so happy you brough
. >> jimmy: really >> i hate secrets, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is giant deal >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're going to paris. >> par-ee -- >> jimmy: ooh! >> together. it'll be pretty cool >> jimmy: july 26th. july 26th is when it kicks off in paris and you actually brought with you the gold medals, so we can look at the gold medals. >> look at 'em >> jimmy: i've never seen this these are for the olympics...
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no >> jimmy: no >> more cowbell. >> jimmy: you got to have more cowbell. >> you know. >> jimmy: respect for bringing the cowbell back into the game >> yeah. >> jimmy: we love you, buddy lenny kravitz. [ cheers and applause when we come back, lenny's performing "human" off his new album "blue electric light." stick around, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ (♪♪) some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you, with allstate. not one based on paul. you don't want to ride with paul. or sarah, not today anyway. and you don't want a rate based on ben, he's got some important business to take care of. why would you pay a rate based on anyone else? with allstate, you're connected to a rate based on you. (vo) welcome to lobsterfest. is your party ready? ready to attack this new lobster & shrimp stack? with allstate, you're connected to a rate ready for your lobster lover's dream to come true? they're two of ten lobster creations, only at lobsterfest. plus, cheddar bays for days. but lobsterfest won't last, so hurry in. dry skin is sensitive skin, too.
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>> jimmy: two somethings >> "two apples, please." >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> so, i've been learning all that important stuff and so, then you get - [ light laughter ] you get from -- from duolingo, you get these very encouraging things like, "hey, yeah, you're on a hot streak. keep going keep working tomorrow. and i'm like okay. and then, i kind of stop for a a while, and i'm like "hey, you missed a day, but that doesn't matter we'll keep you hot streak going. and on the third day, they're like, "wow, we haven't seen you in a while what's going on? [ light laughter ] and then i finally got "these emails don't seem to be working. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you broke the machine. >> yeah, yeah. "we'll leave you alone." >> jimmy: you broke duolingo >> but i can go to the supermarket and say, "leche, por favor. >> jimmy: yes. >> or "dos manzanas. so i'm - >> jimmy: you can go to hot socks and get whatever you want >> yeah, hot socks [ laughter ] i'm set. i'm pretty set >> jimmy: you're set you know, i saw you recently at all these award shows. and congratulations o
>> jimmy: two somethings >> "two apples, please." >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> so, i've been learning all that important stuff and so, then you get - [ light laughter ] you get from -- from duolingo, you get these very encouraging things like, "hey, yeah, you're on a hot streak. keep going keep working tomorrow. and i'm like okay. and then, i kind of stop for a a while, and i'm like "hey, you missed a day, but that doesn't matter we'll keep you hot...
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it's me -- me versus jimmy kimmel >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs the battle of jimmys >> jimmy: "i'm just -- well i'm just saying." >> steve: "well, all i'm saying is me and jimmy. >> jimmy: it's really fun. it's a great episode so check it out tomorrow at 10:00. set your dvr, set your tivos, get your tivo set up [ laughter ] >> steve: tebow. >> jimmy: gey your -- yeah, get your - >> steve: the tim tebows >> jimmy: yeah, get -- call tim tebow, tell him to watch whatever you want to do. get your betamax, your vcrs, go for it [ light laughter ] i -- i got this nice thing delivered in the mail. this is very -- it's a cookie cake >> steve: oh [ audience oohs >> jimmy: "jimmy's the sweetest." [ audience aws ] and that was very nice, yeah and it's from meghan trainor, who i love [ audience oohs so, she sent me this, and so i was just going to tell you the story quick. so, i brought it home and my wife goes, "who sent you this cookie cake? and i go, "meghan trainor. she goes, "that's so nice. she goes, "do you mind if i give some to the kids?" and i was just thinking of my life, "what if i
it's me -- me versus jimmy kimmel >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs the battle of jimmys >> jimmy: "i'm just -- well i'm just saying." >> steve: "well, all i'm saying is me and jimmy. >> jimmy: it's really fun. it's a great episode so check it out tomorrow at 10:00. set your dvr, set your tivos, get your tivo set up [ laughter ] >> steve: tebow. >> jimmy: gey your -- yeah, get your - >> steve: the tim tebows >> jimmy: yeah, get -- call...
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this is the picture i took of - >> jimmy: me and - >> -- of jimmy and jimmy -- jimmy fallon and jimmy kimmel - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- about to go fishing. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we actually went fishing together look at us we look like - >> and you are laughing because everything you have on is fishing gear that -- some of it you didn't even know existed - >> jimmy: no >> like the neck wrap. >> jimmy: no, i bought everything out of the giftshop and i was like, "yeah, i --" [ laughter ] -- "i'm ready to fish. i clearly had never been fishing before kimmel was like, "why do i -- hanging out with this guy? he's unbelievable. i want to ask you a question, by the way >> yes >> jimmy: did you ever think that - >> oh, boy >> jimmy: -- this guy here was -- was gonna be cnn's chief washington correspondent one day? >> that's me [ cheers and applause >> i was 18-years-old. my friend, daryl -- this is daryl's 18th birthday party. this is october 1987 >> jimmy: wow. >> october 1987. >> jimmy: and did you want to be a journalist? >> no, actually i wanted to be a cartoonist i wanted to be a car
this is the picture i took of - >> jimmy: me and - >> -- of jimmy and jimmy -- jimmy fallon and jimmy kimmel - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- about to go fishing. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we actually went fishing together look at us we look like - >> and you are laughing because everything you have on is fishing gear that -- some of it you didn't even know existed - >> jimmy: no >> like the neck wrap. >> jimmy: no, i bought everything out of the...
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, jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: yo >> questlove: i didn't know we were doing shoutouts can i do one >> jimmy: sure, quest, go ahead. >> questlove: let me get some shoutout music ♪ yeah hey, what's up it's your man quest-o. and i want to shoutout books more specifically my eighth book, "hip-hop is history. [ cheers ] so, basically, it's like - hey, thank you the thoughts in my head become words, and then those words become sentences, and then chapters and then next thing you know, it's like bam! book i love it. coming in time for summer reading. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah, that's great summer reading, that's a great shoutout, quest. good man >> yo, yo. i got a shoutout, jimmy. >> jimmy: sure, kamal. go ahead >> yo, shoutout to raw almonds you naked little nut nuggets [ laughter ] you got no salt, no skin, and pretty much no flavor, which is why i like you plus, you sound like one word. rawlmond, rawlmond c'mon, everybody, say it >> together: rawlmond. rawlmond rawlmond >> jimmy: yeah >> see, jimmy. everybody loves rawlmond >> jimmy: oh, yeah, everybody loves rawlmond yeah, i get i
, jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: yo >> questlove: i didn't know we were doing shoutouts can i do one >> jimmy: sure, quest, go ahead. >> questlove: let me get some shoutout music ♪ yeah hey, what's up it's your man quest-o. and i want to shoutout books more specifically my eighth book, "hip-hop is history. [ cheers ] so, basically, it's like - hey, thank you the thoughts in my head become words, and then those words become sentences, and then chapters and then next thing...
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> jimmy: yes. we have to make it look easy, but we're -- we're like, you know, got a thousand things going on around you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> so, i get that. >> jimmy: thank you. >> so, how do we look relaxed -- >> jimmy: yes. >> -- when we're not relaxed >> jimmy: yeah, okay so, look relaxed >> so, let's do that let's just figure that one out so come here >> jimmy: okay >> let's try ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: so, i'm on the red carpet >> so, okay. >> jimmy: yes. >> hands in the pocket >> jimmy: hands in the pocket. >> hands in the pocket >> jimmy: jacket, jacket buttoned >> yeah, it's good >> jimmy: and relaxed. >> easy, little -- little -- a a little -- little leg out little leg out [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, this -- if i walk down the red carpet -- >> but alway -- always know your lights, always know where that light's coming from, and make sure that your face looks right in good angle to the light. yeah i think your angle - yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: pretty good? not bad?
> jimmy: yes. we have to make it look easy, but we're -- we're like, you know, got a thousand things going on around you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> so, i get that. >> jimmy: thank you. >> so, how do we look relaxed -- >> jimmy: yes. >> -- when we're not relaxed >> jimmy: yeah, okay so, look relaxed >> so, let's do that let's just figure that one out so come here >> jimmy: okay >> let's try ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: so,...
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>> jimmy: yeah >> number one. >> but jimmy was so sweet. you sent me a text and were so encouraging. hoda had her two pom-poms high in the air she's the reason there's a a book, 'cause she - i was like, "i dunno, i can -- you know, i'd, like, come moping in. she's like, "you're doing it send me another essay! let me read it!" >> "no, you're doing it. >> jimmy: said, "you're doing it." >> by the way, you're -- i said she's doing it, because it's a a book that no matter what your belief system happens to be, it's for you that's what -- that's what this book is doing. that's why it's crossing over into so many different places. it's unique. it's different it's in her voice. it's full of wisdom and laugh -- like, i was reading it laughing and giggling, and also jotting down notes, thinking "wow, i had never thought of that before." >> jimmy: it's well done >> it's a good one, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's well done both of you guys, congratulations on everything you do >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: and i love having you as guests, as wel
>> jimmy: yeah >> number one. >> but jimmy was so sweet. you sent me a text and were so encouraging. hoda had her two pom-poms high in the air she's the reason there's a a book, 'cause she - i was like, "i dunno, i can -- you know, i'd, like, come moping in. she's like, "you're doing it send me another essay! let me read it!" >> "no, you're doing it. >> jimmy: said, "you're doing it." >> by the way, you're -- i said she's doing...
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here we go roblox >> ew. >> jimmy: adidas gazelles. >> ew. >> jimmy: stanley tumblers >> eww >> jimmy: i know i prefer nalgene "euphoria. >> ew, my mom won't let me watch and stuff. >> jimmy: me neither benedict cumberbatch >> oh, my god, cute. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, really >> cute -- yeah. like, he's such a good actor like, have you seen "the wonderful story of henry sugar" directed by wes anderson and stuff? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "the wonderful story of henry sugar?" >> yeah. >> jimmy: directed by wes anderson [ laughter ] nah, never heard of that no finally, "dune: part two." [ cheers and applause >> more like "dune: part ew. >> jimmy: ew, i can't wait to see it i want to have timothee chalamet for a sleepover. [ cheers and applause that's all the time we have for "ew! my thanks to gabby for joining me today tune in next week on "ew!" [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i guess i can kind of see it i can see it stick around, we'll be right back with dave bautista! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> the last time we had a reunion, ty burrell wasn't able to come and so, we pos
here we go roblox >> ew. >> jimmy: adidas gazelles. >> ew. >> jimmy: stanley tumblers >> eww >> jimmy: i know i prefer nalgene "euphoria. >> ew, my mom won't let me watch and stuff. >> jimmy: me neither benedict cumberbatch >> oh, my god, cute. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, really >> cute -- yeah. like, he's such a good actor like, have you seen "the wonderful story of henry sugar" directed by wes anderson and...
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♪ >> jimmy: yeah, who wants to find ernie hudson? >> come on, we need -- >> jimmy: come on. we need some people. yeah, come just -- yeah, sure, come let's go get ernie hudson. >> ernie ♪ >> jimmy: oh, there, he is hey, ernie [ cheers and applause he's looking good. no, he's ready he's ready [ talking over each other people from the crowd got you. come on, yeah. we all got you yeah thanks guys. i appreciate that. thank you, guys. >> ladies and gentleman, ernie hudson ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on, bud welcome. ♪ [ cheers and applause wow! bill murray and ernie hudson that's what i'm talking about. thank you for helping. thank you for helping -- >> thanks. >> jimmy: -- get -- yeah >> thanks. i like the volunteers, the auxiliary people you have here that's nice. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you very much for helping us find ernie i'm happy you're back on the show thank you. >> you're overheated, baby you're overheated. here we go [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: when you first did the original "ghostbusters" -- this was 40 years ago -- did you -- did you know that it was
♪ >> jimmy: yeah, who wants to find ernie hudson? >> come on, we need -- >> jimmy: come on. we need some people. yeah, come just -- yeah, sure, come let's go get ernie hudson. >> ernie ♪ >> jimmy: oh, there, he is hey, ernie [ cheers and applause he's looking good. no, he's ready he's ready [ talking over each other people from the crowd got you. come on, yeah. we all got you yeah thanks guys. i appreciate that. thank you, guys. >> ladies and gentleman,...
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>> jimmy: yeah, why not? ariana debose obviously did the -- said that you did the thing. did you talk to her since she did that >> actually, i -- the first time i slid into someone's dm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, did you really >> i did, to tell her thank you. i think it was a wonderful compliment - >> jimmy: we love her. >> -- so i appreciated it. >> jimmy: she's the best congratulations, by the way. you just received an honorary oscar. >> i did [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i thought you had it >> no, i didn't have one >> jimmy: here's you with your oscar. come on now. >> yes [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: well deserved. >> thank you >> jimmy: well deserved. what -- what did it feel like? what did it feel like? >> oh, it was just glorious. absolutely wonderful room full of love. and, you know, highest honor in our profession, so - >> jimmy: it is. >> i love having one >> jimmy: you definitely deserve it, absolutely, yeah >> thank you >> jimmy: i mean, does it -- does it feel cool holding it i mean,
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>> this is the greatest. >> jimmy: what are you saying. >> i've got something to say, jimmy. >> jimmy: what's that? >> this is the greatest hour and a half of my life! >> jimmy: no, that's - [ cheers and applause get out of here. no, it's not hour and a half? i -- i don't think that guy knows how time works but it's - [ laughter ] guys, listen to this i read that someone stole an entire shipment of pittsburgh penguins bobbleheads that were supposed to be given away at tonight's game [ light laughter ] i don't know who's more disappointed though. the fans, or the guy who stole the giant box that was full of bobbleheads. it's like, "supposed to be xboxes!" right now, the number one suspect is a guy going, "i didn't do anything." [ laughter and applause and finally, guys, a lot is happening in the news right now. and sometimes i find the best way to explain the news is with music. i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "news radio. ♪ news radio. news radio news radio hey ♪ >> jimmy: first up, the house passed a bill to ban tiktok in the united states. so, now influencers are lookin
>> this is the greatest. >> jimmy: what are you saying. >> i've got something to say, jimmy. >> jimmy: what's that? >> this is the greatest hour and a half of my life! >> jimmy: no, that's - [ cheers and applause get out of here. no, it's not hour and a half? i -- i don't think that guy knows how time works but it's - [ laughter ] guys, listen to this i read that someone stole an entire shipment of pittsburgh penguins bobbleheads that were supposed to be...
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well. >> jimmy: and the kid's name is jimmy? >> yes. >> jimmy: i remember that party. [ laughter ] >> you remember? >> jimmy: my dad didn't pay you, and i cried at that party. >> revenge. >> it was you? >> jimmy: yeah, that was me. he took my cake. i don't know. i think if he did do it, i think it's funny. i think it's great. [ laughter ] >> i actually think he could have done it. >> jimmy: you do, right? >> i say he's telling the truth. >> jimmy: all right, i'll go with you. >> and you guys think so too, right? [ audience agrees ] >> jimmy: you're telling the truth. [ audience shouting ] >> oh, they're all saying no. >> i think okay, so i thought you were saying the truth. but now we're going to say it's lie. >> jimmy: you lie. >> that is the absolute truth. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you stole a kid's birthday cake? you took a kid's birthday cake? >> i took his cake, because you don't understand. i worked hard. i worked for this company. i dressed up as power rangers. i dressed up as furry animals. i showed up in my
well. >> jimmy: and the kid's name is jimmy? >> yes. >> jimmy: i remember that party. [ laughter ] >> you remember? >> jimmy: my dad didn't pay you, and i cried at that party. >> revenge. >> it was you? >> jimmy: yeah, that was me. he took my cake. i don't know. i think if he did do it, i think it's funny. i think it's great. [ laughter ] >> i actually think he could have done it. >> jimmy: you do, right? >> i say he's telling...
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. >> jimmy: you and -- oh, my god. >> and wiig. >> jimmy: and kristen wiig. >> that was fun. >> jimmy: you crushed it. >> thank's bud. >> jimmy: the abba thing was just off the rail. >> that was a lot of fun. >> jimmy: that was off the rails. >> it's so much fun to go back there, and not work there anymore. [ laughter ] like -- like, it's like -- it's like when you go home -- it's like coming home from college and like, staying at your parents' house, and they're like, "you can stay in the guest room and get the good soap." [ laughter ] like i feel like -- >> jimmy: you're like, "wow. this is --" >> it's nice to be a guest, 'cause it's -- it's our home. >> jimmy: i mean, yeah. >> you know, i love it there. >> jimmy: what do you remember about when -- when we were there? >> oh, man, you and i goofed around a lot. i feel like -- i feel like every time you came in my office we would play a a new game and we would always goof around. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was that there was the game where you would come in really angry, and then you'd sit in the chair and you'd fall, every time. >> jimmy:
. >> jimmy: you and -- oh, my god. >> and wiig. >> jimmy: and kristen wiig. >> that was fun. >> jimmy: you crushed it. >> thank's bud. >> jimmy: the abba thing was just off the rail. >> that was a lot of fun. >> jimmy: that was off the rails. >> it's so much fun to go back there, and not work there anymore. [ laughter ] like -- like, it's like -- it's like when you go home -- it's like coming home from college and like, staying at your...
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. >> i love you too, jimmy. >> jimmy: this is a big day for you. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: because not only are you here, not only is "appropriate" at the belasco theatre but, of course, beyonce just released her new album, "cowboy carter." >> i mean, for me -- >> jimmy: this is a big deal for you. [ cheers and applause ] >> for me it's an enormous deal. >> jimmy: it's a great record. >> i was up like right until the album dropped. >> jimmy: yeah, it's so fun. >> i was just, like, sleeping with one eye open waiting for it to happen. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then it happened. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i've just been, like, all day. >> jimmy: every day. "blackbird," "jolene." >> "blackbird," "jolene." but the -- the duet. >> jimmy: "two most wanted." >> "two most wanted" >> jimmy: oh, don't even talk about it. >> i mean -- >> jimmy: i have a photo of you and beyonce. >> oh, yeah, we're best friends. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] now, my question is does she know that you're in this photo? [ laughter ] >> how dare you, jimmy. how very dare you. >> jimmy: did she know that you were there. >> i t
. >> i love you too, jimmy. >> jimmy: this is a big day for you. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: because not only are you here, not only is "appropriate" at the belasco theatre but, of course, beyonce just released her new album, "cowboy carter." >> i mean, for me -- >> jimmy: this is a big deal for you. [ cheers and applause ] >> for me it's an enormous deal. >> jimmy: it's a great record. >> i was up like right until the album...
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>> jimmy: right now. >> okay, what do i do? >> jimmy: go backstage >> go back >> jimmy: go back. i'll introduce you >> okay. >> jimmy: go back. all right, get ready back there. here we go making his "tonight show" debut, please welcome, the very funny, marcello hernandez! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> yes thank you so much. thank you for this opportunity um, my name is marcello hernandez my parents are both immigrants, and they both speak english, but different levels of english. i brought my dad to "snl" recently, and all the writers were like, "it's so nice to meet you it's very nice to meet you." and my dad's response was, "me, too. [ laughter ] my mom is much better at english. she's kind of a philosopher. she has the most interesting questions. one day at dinner, she asked me, she looks at me and goes, "marcello, what's the difference between a butt dial and a booty call?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i was like, wow. that is an amazing question. touche, my queen i don't know but the funny thing to me about being latino is that whenever i meet, like, really american peo
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jimmy: no that's sus. that one's bust. that's sus that's bust. what's up? i don't feel good about this at all. "damsel" comes out when? march 8th, yeah. good, because i'll be watching oh [ cheers and applause ♪ come on. get that big giant one what is happening? i'm not choosing that big giant one. i'm not choosing that one. that one is -- no, i'm not doing it oh [ cheers and applause i think it's our first tie it might be our first tie, which -- >> i won, are you kidding me >> jimmy: you definitely won >> i did that out for pity >> jimmy: how do you look good with egg on your face and confetti let me tell you a new twist on this game. i thought it would be fun -- i thought i was going to win, of course but i think the loser also gets -- you can crack a bottle of wine over their head. so, you can go for it. millie bobby brown, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause ♪ perfect. we're talking to millie after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ hold on! you're still purchas
jimmy: no that's sus. that one's bust. that's sus that's bust. what's up? i don't feel good about this at all. "damsel" comes out when? march 8th, yeah. good, because i'll be watching oh [ cheers and applause ♪ come on. get that big giant one what is happening? i'm not choosing that big giant one. i'm not choosing that one. that one is -- no, i'm not doing it oh [ cheers and applause i think it's our first tie it might be our first tie, which -- >> i won, are you kidding me...
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jimmy: whoo. that's a spicy patio table. >> steve: yeah, i don't have a a lover, but maybe if i get this -- [ laughter ] whoo. >> jimmy: this next one was sent in by sal dayno in london. it's an article he spotted about mcdonald's. [ light laughter ] mcdonald's -- well -- >> steve: mcdonald's, bruv. >> jimmy: mcdonald's, yeah, it was running a little controversy. [ laughter ] but mcdonald's was running into some trouble over in england. and i guess you can see why. it says it's going to remove a a mccrispy sign. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: yeah, after it was placed next to a crematorium. [ laughter ] >> steve: come on. come on. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's a mistake. >> steve: that's where you draw the line. that guy got burned. >> jimmy: tasted like grandma used to make. >> steve: yeah, mm. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: used to make. tastes like grandma used to make. [ laughter ] >> steve: it doesn't taste like grandma, yeah. >> jimmy: can you imagine that? that's great. >> steve: how much is tha
jimmy: whoo. that's a spicy patio table. >> steve: yeah, i don't have a a lover, but maybe if i get this -- [ laughter ] whoo. >> jimmy: this next one was sent in by sal dayno in london. it's an article he spotted about mcdonald's. [ light laughter ] mcdonald's -- well -- >> steve: mcdonald's, bruv. >> jimmy: mcdonald's, yeah, it was running a little controversy. [ laughter ] but mcdonald's was running into some trouble over in england. and i guess you can see why. it...
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>> jimmy: uh - hey -- >> hey >> jimmy: ay-ya! ya >> times tie. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: uh, i mean, can i -- shake it >> choo-choo >> jimmy: shake it >> choo-choo >> jimmy: shake it >> chugga -- chugga train. >> jimmy: shake it [ laughter ] >> chain chain. >> jimmy: shake -- >> chain cheese >> jimmy: no -- "cheese" [ light laughter ] "shake it like a polaroid picture. >> camera. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: camera, camera >> weird long camera [ laughter ] camera through it what's happening to the camera [ laughter ] through. hot. polaroid "shake it like a polaroid picture" [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: "hey ya! >> what are -- this music's distracting me >> jimmy: no hey -- hey - >> i -- hi >> jimmy: hey. >> "hey ya!" >> jimmy: yeah >> "hey ya!" [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's good, yes [ cheers and applause ♪ i was trying to do space work. ♪ space work of a polaroid picture. sorry, it's disgusting i didn't mean to be disgusting >> it looked like an elephant tusk or something. >> jimmy: no, i'm so
>> jimmy: uh - hey -- >> hey >> jimmy: ay-ya! ya >> times tie. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: uh, i mean, can i -- shake it >> choo-choo >> jimmy: shake it >> choo-choo >> jimmy: shake it >> chugga -- chugga train. >> jimmy: shake it [ laughter ] >> chain chain. >> jimmy: shake -- >> chain cheese >> jimmy: no -- "cheese" [ light laughter ] "shake it like a polaroid picture. >> camera. [...
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." >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're like, "no." >> jimmy: no, you didn't do it. you did it perfectly. >> yeah, it's a fine line. it's a -- it's a tough one to do, but i -- i did it. >> jimmy: and georgia -- >> i tried my best. hopefully it works for you guys if you watch it. please -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i will. >> -- let me know if it's terrible or not. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and georgia -- georgia approved. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: georgia approves. i got to meet her and her husband, rob. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and they're great people. >> incredible. >> jimmy: but, man, you just knocked it out of the park with this one. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's logan lerman in "we were the lucky ones." take a look. ♪ >> such a short trip, addy. >> i know, but work is busy. ♪ >> but your music is going so well. ♪ >> eh, one song on the radio does not an income make. >> it's a good song. ♪ >> wasn't it you who encouraged me to get my engineering degree? have a real job? ♪ >> you think you're so clever, using my words
." >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're like, "no." >> jimmy: no, you didn't do it. you did it perfectly. >> yeah, it's a fine line. it's a -- it's a tough one to do, but i -- i did it. >> jimmy: and georgia -- >> i tried my best. hopefully it works for you guys if you watch it. please -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i will. >> -- let me know if it's terrible or not. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and georgia -- georgia approved. >> oh,...
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"daddy." >> jimmy: yeah >> that's right. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool >> that's it, yeah >> jimmy: and that's -- he's into you -- obi-wan? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how old is he? >> he's really into grogu, who doesn't appear in either of our series [ laughter ] >> yeah, so thanks a lot >> jimmy: you're going to have to talk to the kid about this. >> he loves that, yeah >> it's his favorite >> he met -- he met the real grogu. >> he did, yeah. on -- on my set, ewan came to visit me at work and - >> jimmy: did he love -- i mean baby yoda is the cutest thing i've ever seen in my life. >> there was a big buildup up to it, 'cause he's got stuffed -- like several grogu stuffed animals that he loves. i mean, since he was born to now, he loves them he wants to take 'em everywhere >> jimmy: of course. >> so we were like, "laurie, you're going to meet the real grogu. the real grogu." and he was like a year and a a half at this point and the whole -- the team, like the -- everybody was there to make this happen to like, bring grogu to life in front of him >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> it went really badly.
"daddy." >> jimmy: yeah >> that's right. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool >> that's it, yeah >> jimmy: and that's -- he's into you -- obi-wan? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how old is he? >> he's really into grogu, who doesn't appear in either of our series [ laughter ] >> yeah, so thanks a lot >> jimmy: you're going to have to talk to the kid about this. >> he loves that, yeah >> it's his favorite >> he met -- he met the...
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like yes. >> jimmy: no. >> yes. >> jimmy: so, you were listening your whole life. >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. alicia, did you know that she was the one? >> absolutely. we all knew that she was the one. you know, it's -- it's a long journey. it takes a very special person. you have to be able to be a a killer dancer, killer singer, killer vocalist, killer actor. >> jimmy: yes. and she's so phenomenal. >> jimmy: and funny. >> and you have to have that new york energy. 'cause you can't -- it can't be a new york story, you know. [ cheers and applause ] so, she really captures all of it, and she's captivating. she really takes you and you're with her. >> jimmy: yeah, you can't take your eyes off you when you come out on the stage. i'm like, this girl is phenomenal. >> did you just say i'm funny? >> jimmy: yes, you are funny. you are really funny. you are really -- when you go into the songs, when i was there, you go some of these songs are just like anthems. >> yes. >> jimmy: and everyone just starts singing it. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: what's that like? do you go like, "oh yeah. of course, t
like yes. >> jimmy: no. >> yes. >> jimmy: so, you were listening your whole life. >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. alicia, did you know that she was the one? >> absolutely. we all knew that she was the one. you know, it's -- it's a long journey. it takes a very special person. you have to be able to be a a killer dancer, killer singer, killer vocalist, killer actor. >> jimmy: yes. and she's so phenomenal. >> jimmy: and funny. >> and you have...
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>> questlove: 1944, yeah >> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪
>> questlove: 1944, yeah >> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on now. that's a hot audience. yes! thank you very much. enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you for watching well, guys, after nobody won last night's drawing, the mega millions jackpot is nearing a billion dollars. [ cheers ] nobody won, and -- and if you listen closer to the drawing, you can tell somebody was very disappointed listen to this >> tonight's mega millions jackpot is an estimated annuitized $893 million. now let's see if i can make you a millionaire tonight. our first winning number tonight is 62. >> oh, my god, yes >> 66. [ light laughter ] >> that's it, come to donny. >> we have 49. >> no! >> 46. >> stop the count. >> 24. >> fake news >> time for the mega ball
♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on now. that's a hot audience. yes! thank you very much. enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you for watching well, guys, after nobody won last night's drawing, the mega millions jackpot is nearing a billion dollars. [ cheers ] nobody won, and -- and if you listen closer to the drawing, you can tell somebody was very disappointed listen to this >> tonight's mega...