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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, everybody! thank you very much! that's a great new york city crowd right there. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. oh, great! we've got a big show tonight, it's gonna be fun. looking forward to it. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. thank you for being here. here's what people are talking about. the white house's immigration plan was leaked over the weekend and florida senator marco rubio is already calling it dead on arrival. [ light laughter ] which, incidentally, is also florida's state motto. [ laughter ] i don't know why. it's a beautiful state. but unfortunate. yeah. this is cool. yesterday nba legend michael jordan turned 50 years old. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! thank you. welcome. that's a new york city crowd. very exciting. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] i am your host, jimmy fallon, and i hope that you're in a good mood because we could all be stuck here together for a few days. [ cheers and applause ] might happen. sleepover. it's a sleepover. >> steve: yay! >> jimmy: everybody's talking about this big winter storm that could dump three feet of snow on the east coast and knock out power to 24 million people. to put things in perspective, that's about six beyonce halftime shows. [ laughter ] the storm is a big deal. in fact, i heard the weather channel is expecting totals of
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. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >>> you're watching cbs 5 eyewitness news this morning. >>> hi everyone and good morning, it is monday. it's february 4th, the day after the super bowl. i'm frank mallicoat. it is nearly 4:30 here, and lawrence is dressed in blue. because you are blue. >> yes. it was kind of an exciting game at the end, but the beginning, i thought it was all over. >> so did i. i thought people were going to start leaving the stadium. >>> you have to talk about weather, sadly. >> i want to be talking about the game, you know that. >>> if you're headed out we have a lot of clouds, a lot of fog, and a threat of rain in the forecast. not today but i will tell you when coming up. >>> and if you're coming into san francisco right now i want let you know they opened lanes on northbound 101. still pretty slow in the area. >> we will chat with you? just a moment, but first we have to do it here, 4:30. it wasn't the end we hoped for, super bowl xlvii goes to the baltimore ravens last night. 3 point winners over our 49ers. >> reporter
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. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com have a great day. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com mallicoat. and i'm michelle griego. >>> this is kpix 5 news. >>> happy monday everybody and good morning, february 18th february 18th i'm frank mallicoat. >> and i'm michelle griego. time is 4:30. let's get our first look at weather. >>> guys, getting excited, we have changes coming our way. we have a little brain brewing out there. storm clouds have been moving in. not today. we will tell you when coming up. >>> and a big problem spot down by morgan hill, a fatal accident northbound and southbound 101 approaching blossom hill road. we have a reporter on the scene, so she's going to breath bring the late -- bring the latest updates there. >>> a deadly accident late last night after a driver tried to run down a police officer in the south bay. kpix 5 reporter elissa harrington is in san jose this morning where that driver was killed in a crash just a few minutes later. >> reporter: good morning, this is where it all ended near blossom hill road and 101 and you can see a lot of police on scene. t
. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com have a great day. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com mallicoat. and i'm michelle griego. >>> this is kpix 5 news. >>> happy monday everybody and good morning, february 18th february 18th i'm frank mallicoat. >> and i'm michelle griego. time is 4:30. let's get our first look at weather. >>> guys, getting excited, we have changes coming our way. we have a little brain brewing out there. storm clouds have been moving in....
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. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >> your realtime captioner: linda marie macdonald. >>> hi, good morning. it is friday, we love that. it's february the 8th. i'm frank mallicoat. >> i'm michelle griego. time now about 4:30. we love friday especially this weekend. it's looking nice. >> weekend looks nice. today's still wet. seeing showers around the area, snow in the mountaintops. our hi-def doppler showing rain sagging to the south. we'll have more on the weekend forecast coming up. >> and outside right i know the bay bridge has two lanes blocked approaching the pay gates. we'll have much more on your overnight roadwork, slick roads and an accident developing in danville. >> thank you. >>> developing news in southern california. they are on edge down there. the manhunt for the former police officer accused of three murders is centered in the mountains of los angeles. his burned-out truck was found there. searchers found footprints in the snow of christopher dorner. it is cold there this morning with nothing expected. teresa garcia has more from
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. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com i'm anne-marie green. great day. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com it's tuesday, february 5th. i'm elizabeth wenger. michelle has the morning >> your realtime captioner: linda marie macdonald. >>> good morning, it's tuesday, february 5. i'm frank mallicoat. michelle is sleeping right now. [ laughter ] >> that's right. she has the day off. i'm elizabeth wenger. >> i think she will for the next week although i think she is going to make an appearance tomorrow. how about a little weather and traffic? the gang's all here. and we'll kick it off with lawrence. >> a lot of clouds around the bay area again. looks like it will stay dry but we could see some rain in the not too distant future. >> we are going to jump to the golden gate bridge where no accidents but we are dealing with roadwork southbound 101 as you work your way on to the span. more on that coming up in just a few minutes. >> thank you. >>> starting off with this morning a hit-and-run in pittsburg sends four people to the hospital. >> yeah, a wo
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everyone. welcome. welcome! thank you for coming. thank you for watching. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. how you feeling tonight? feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] here's what people are talking about. today, the postal service announced that it will stop delivering mail on saturdays in an effort to save $2 billion a year. postal workers were shocked. they were like, "we were supposed to deliver mail on saturdays?" [ laughter ] did you hear about this? peta is criticizing beyonce for the leather costume she wore during the super bowl halftime show. or as the ball got kicked and thrown for three solid hours -- but, yeah, that's the leather you should be worried about. [ laughter and applause ] "am i nothing?" [ light laughter ] yup, peta is mad at beyonce for her leather costume, but even cows are like, "oh, come on, she looked awesome." can't we all agree? [ laughter ] this isn't good, you guys. they
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! welcome, everybody. thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." today, pope benedict surprised everyone and announced that he is stepping down at the end of the month. or as god put it, "well, at least he gave me two weeks notice." [ laughter ] yep, pope benedict is resigning. and you know what that means. hillary in 2013? we can make it work, people. the pope said he plans to enjoy his privacy and quietly embrace his golden years. just kidding. he's going on "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] there's actually been an outpouring of support from the pope's followers on twitter. but the most surprising thing was the twitter exchange he had with the dalai lama. take a look. first, the dalai lama tweeted at the pope, "geez, you ran out of steam quick. i've been dalai lama for 55 years. #cantstopwontstop." [ laughter ] very interesting. >> steve: rude. >> jimmy: then, the pope tweeted, "i guess being the pope is a lot h
[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! welcome, everybody. thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." today, pope benedict surprised everyone and announced that he is stepping down at the end of the month. or as god put it, "well, at least he gave me two weeks notice." [ laughter ] yep, pope benedict is resigning. and you know what...
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hello. [ cheers and applause ] good to see everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." hope you all had a nice valentine's day. you know it's interesting, they say people like to get kinky on valentine's day, try different things. like, last night the clippers spanked the lakers. did you see that? here's something. i'm in a store today and i notice -- you know where the greeting cards are? you ever notice when you shop for greeting cards, there are cards that say happy belated birthday, happy belated anniversary? you ever notice there are no cards that say happy belated valentine's day. that's 'cause there is no recovery from that. you miss valentine's day, there is no happy anything ever again. you're just screwed, totally screwed. actually, my wife and i had a a pretty romantic valentine's day. you know what we did? we sat in a port-a-potty and pretended we were c
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you so much. everybody, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." thank you so much for being here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] going to be a fun show tonight. going to be fun. here's what people are talking about. we have a three day weekend coming up, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] and good news. good news, i checked the weather report, and it's going to be sunny with a chance of meteors from space. [ laughter ] everybody is talking about this 11-ton meteor that crashed into central russia this morning. it sent shock waves across six cities and caused a lot of damage, or as people from russia put it, at least we weren't stuck on that carnival cruise. [ laughter ] i mean that was -- that sounds -- have you heard about that carnival cruise thing? it's awful. it gets worse. well, they lost power for four days, right. the passengers are fine. but after they got off the s
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel the love right there. that's a great new york city crowd. welcome. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." thank you so much for being here. here's what people are talking about, you guys. the white house is warning north korea that it will face significant consequences if it moves forward with a new round of nuclear tests. not only that, it's also warning south korea that it will face serious consequences if psy makes another ad for pistachios. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers ] that's so last week. [ laughter ] here's some political news. mitt romney's son tagg -- tagg. [ laughter ] >> steve: you're it. >> jimmy: he is denying reports that he will run for senate this year saying the timing isn't right. just like when his dad tries to clap along to a song. ♪ celebrate good times come on celebrate ♪ ♪ celebrate good times come on ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no one does that. >> steve: nobody does that in the world. >> jimmy: yo
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thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. captioning sponsored by comedy central ["the colbert report" theme music["daily show" theme song playing] dhawz. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. we have a very nice program for you tonight. my guest ambassador to to unitee united nations susan rice is here. we don't know how we got her on the program but perhaps it's a valentine's wish. want to give a quick shout out to the lovers out there some of whom are clearly lying. all the lovers that thought it might be a good idea to take their significant other on the cruise for the holiday and ended up stranded at sea spending six days crapping into a plastic bag or as the germans call that, the love boat. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] cnn has been on the case for some reason giving this boat crisis wall to (bleep) covered wall coverage treating a stalled cruise ship like it's the shackleton expedition. >>
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's what i'm talking about. welcome, everyone. thank you so much. welcome. thank you so much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." we're going to have fun tonight. super bowl, did you love it? [ cheers ] it was great, right? everyone's talking about this. the super bowl was last night, and it was one of the highest-rated super bowls ever, with 108 million people watching. plus, i read that this year's game added $430 million to the new orleans economy. none of which apparently was used to pay the electric bill. [ laughter ] that was weird. [ cheers and applause ] that's a weird deal. last night, the lights in the superdome went out for 33 minutes at the beginning of the third quarter. yeah, the 49ers were just standing around the field not knowing what to do, and then the blackout happened. >> steve: right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, the lights went out in the third quarter. it was weird because no
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iversal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. come on. thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." i am so excited. we have first lady michelle obama on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i plan to ask her some serious questions like, "do you think that i could pull off bangs?" [ laughter ] that's right, michelle obama is here. everyone at the white house is excited. in fact, i heard they're even letting biden stay up to watch. isn't that nice? [ laughter ] that's cute, right? he's been good. with the first lady here today there's a lot of additional security around the studio. on my way in i was grabbed, frisked and groped. [ light laughter ] then i was like, "all right, kathie lee, enough. [ laughter ] i have to get to work. i got things to do." [ cheers and applause ] she's an animal. actually michelle obama is actually here tonight to talk about her fitness initiative, "let's move." meanwhile chris christie will be on next week to talk about his initiative, "let's sit." [ laughter ] [ appla
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. oh, that's what i'm talking about right there. that's a great new york city crowd! going crazy. welcome, everyone. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] that's right. i appreciate it. thank you. welcome. welcome, everybody. welcome. we're going to have fun tonight. here's what people are talking about. the former nfl quarterback, dan marino -- you hear about this? he's admitted to fathering a secret child back in 2005. i don't know why people are surprised. the dolphins never gave him good protection. [ laughter ] check this out. to compete with the super bowl on sunday, tnt is airing a marathon of "law & order" which is -- [ laughter ] i think it's cool, because now viewers have two places to see ray lewis. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] actually, this weekend is not only the super bowl. it is also groundhog day. of course, this year's a little different. if the groundhog sees his shadow, it means six
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-- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. got a good one tonight. we got our guest tonight r.j. cutler made a documentary about dick cheney and -- [laughter] [laughter] -- did you guys just get really cold? [laughter] first let's talk about the top story tonight, the fragile economy. economic growth is stagnated. unmyment is stub bornly high and by midnight tomorrow the spending cuts, sequester, congress and the president subjected themselves to to force them to make a deal before the sequester took effect because the effects would be so drastic and dire that it's taking effect. listen, this is bad news my brothers. you can imagine what the mood on wall street is. >> hope and optimism here on wall street. >> merger mania is back. >> the highest bubble since 2005. >> merger mania is back with a vengeance. >> jon: ah-ha! whoo! what else would it be back with? humility? no (bleep) vengeance. the merger ma
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about. hey! that's a great new york city crowd right there. welcome. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." yeah. it's going to be a fun show tonight. love this. you guys -- [ cheers ] welcome. welcome to the show. here's what people are talking about. the northeast is bracing for a snow storm this weekend. boy, oh, boy. some forecasters say that it will only be two inches while other forecasters are predicting 30 inches. [ laughter ] when asked why they couldn't make a better prediction, meteorologists were like, "uh, we're meteorologists." [ laughter ] actually, they are saying new york could receive up to 12 inches of snow this weekend, or as subway calls it, 11 inches. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's good, yeah. ♪ i'm so excited. we have joel mchale on the show tonight. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we also have al roker. [ cheers and applause ] roker was going to be t
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captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. welcome. that's a great new york city crowd, right there. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." oh, my gosh. what a show we have tonight. have a great show. fun one tonight. hey, guys. today was valentine's day. and if you just found that out, that's why you're in trouble. [ laughter ] speaking of valentine's day, though, ikea -- did you hear about this? they are promising to give couples a free crib if they have a baby exactly nine months after valentine's day. [ light laughter ] yeah. getting a free crib is both a great way to save money and the worst "how you were born" story. [ light laughter ] "my parents wanted this crib." did you guys hear about this? taylor swift's ex-boyfriend connor kennedy was arrested yesterday for handcuffing himself to the white house gate to bring attention to climate change. yeah, he's bummed about the arrest, but he's glad to attach himself to something that won't write a song ab
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captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome! that is a great crowd, right there. thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. oh, my gosh. we have a fun show tonight. welcome, everybody. [ cheers ] here's what people are talking about. i guess to appeal to a younger audience, this year's academy awards are just being referred to as the oscars. [ light laughter ] that's what i heard, yeah, and to appeal to an even younger audience, they're spelling oscar with a "z." [ light laughter ] yeah, and backwards in crayon. >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. that's right, the oscars are just four days away and experts are saying the movie "argo" is the favorite to win best picture. [ cheers and applause ] i'll be happy with that. with "lincoln" a close second. yeah, and the favorite for worst picture is still this -- it's my high school photo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "weirdo unchained." >> steve: or "zero dork thirty." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i tried to grow a mustache. [ squ
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aid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's a welcome. thank you so much. welcome, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's so nice. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] oh, very good. [ cheers and applause ] hot show tonight, gonna be fun. welcome, we're gonna have fun. we're gonna have fun tonight. everyone -- everyone is still talking about the oscars. that's all everyone is talking about. and get this, you guys. last night's show lasted about three hours and 40 minutes. [ scattered cheers ] even jennifer lawrence's dress was like "that's way too long." [ laughter ] did you see this? the entire cast of "les miserables" performed a song from the movie. [ laughter ] the entire cast of -- [ unintelligble french accent ] [ laughter ] they performed a song from the movie. featuring russell crowe. or as the cast of "zero dark thirty" put it, now this is torture. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] too much. i said, i think this is too much. [ applause ] i was watching t
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all here. thank you very much. thank you. thank you, thank you, thank you. hey, listen to this, folks. al qaeda has issued a list of 22 ways its al qaeda members can avoid being killed by u.s. drones. here's a good one, huh? don't join al qaeda, okay? [ laughter ] try that one. try that one. >> rickey: that's right. >> jay: hey, it's now being reported that since the legalization of marijuana in washington and colorado, the united food and commercial workers union has had over 3,000 marijuana dispensary workers join the union. in fact, the union rallied the other day. they chanted, "what do we want? we can't remember." [ laughter ] "when do we want it? whenever is cool." i mean, it was just -- it's hard to get -- yeah, yeah. [ applause ] oh, boy. well, it is a nice day here in california. a little chilly. but oh, my god, the rest of the country. the weather -- oh, my god.
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. welcome. that's a great new york city crowd right there. thank you for coming out tonight. [ cheers and applause ] here's what people are talking about, everyone. "sports illustrated" swimsuit model kate upton just announced that she recently became single. [ scattered cheers ] so to all those guys out there who have been waiting for a chance with kate upton, you still don't have a chance with kate upton. [ light laughter ] some more entertainment news. in his new memoir, 80-year-old music mogul, clive davis reveals that he's bisexual. [ light cheers ] or as he put it, "hey, sometimes you gotta listen to both sides of the record, you know?" [ laughter ] yeah. 80-year-old clive davis revealed that he is bisexual. which is smart because if you're still trying to have sex when you're 80, you should really take whatever you can get. i mean,
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much. that's a great new york city crowd right there. thank you guys so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." here is -- [ cheers and applause ] going to have a fun show tonight. oh, thanks. well, let's get to some of the news stories. here's what people are talking about. with pope benedict retiring in two weeks, more than 100 cardinals will sequester themselves in the sistine chapel to choose the next pope. now, here's what they do. they send out white smoke if they have chosen somebody, black smoke if they haven't chosen somebody. and a text message when they find out it's 2013. [ laughter ] that's what they are going to do. white smoke and black smoke. and this is crazy. did you see this photo? yesterday lightning struck st. peter's basilica just hours after pope benedict announced his resignation. yeah. then the pope said, "i guess that's a 'no' on getting paid for my unused vacation days." [ laughter ] some poli
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-- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >>> long road ahead. authorities in the u.s. investigate the dreamliner and find its batteries could keep it on the ground for some time to come. u.s. transportation investigators have cast doubt on a quick fix for the problems facing the dreamliner. they say regulators need to rethink their approval of batteries used in the boeing 787. officials from a number of agencies are looking into a string of safety incidents. debra hersman chaired the u.s. national transportation safety board. she said a lithium ion battery sparked a fire on a jet in boston. >> this investigation has demonstrated that a short circuit in a single cell can propagate to adjacent cells and result in smoke and fire. >> engineers packaged eight cells together in designing the battery system for the dreamliner. hersman said they didn't place them far enough apart so trouble in one could affect the others. they have not determined why the batteries short circuiteded. another battery fire forced the pilot of an all nipon airways pilot to make an emergency landin
-- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >>> long road ahead. authorities in the u.s. investigate the dreamliner and find its batteries could keep it on the ground for some time to come. u.s. transportation investigators have cast doubt on a quick fix for the problems facing the dreamliner. they say regulators need to rethink their approval of batteries used in the boeing 787. officials from a number of agencies are looking into a string of safety incidents. debra hersman chaired the u.s....
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you everyone. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everyone, to "late night with jimmy fallon." thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, everybody. hey, it is past midnight, everybody, which means it's already valentine's day, everybody, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] happy valentine's day. and i heard the trend this year is couples saying they don't need to get each other anything for valentine's day because they love each other every day. [ laughter ] i think that's sweet, yeah. to all the guys out there who watch me, i just want to say -- [ whispers ] -- it's a trap. [ laughter and applause ] buy something tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] did you guys catch marco rubio's response to the state of the union last night? critics are saying that rubio had a pretty tough time. at one point, he scratched an itch. then, he seemed to wipe his mouth, and he actually reached over and took a sip from a tiny bottle of wate
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. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com of the week. or how to get great prices on things you need. we know you look around for the best deals. that's why we give you real big club card deals each week. right now best foods mayonnaise is just $2.77. so pile it on. pizza is served. digiorno pizza is just $3.88. and here's a treat. dreyer's ice cream is only $2.88. real big deals this week and every week. only at safeway. ingredients for life. >>> hi, everybody, i'm beth troutman. we have the best videos the web has to offer "right this minute." >>> two skiers set out on a pristine slope. >> but listen to what happened. >> ready! >> see an avalanche bury a man alive as another man tries frantically to save him. >>> it's the video that makes you say -- >> criminals, give them an inch -- >> and they wiggle out of a cop car. see how houdini did it. >>> two teens are trapped when a boat explodes in flames. >> now, look at the person on the jet ski. >> how he showed some serious firefighting skills. >>> plus, the monday buzz word for your shot at an ipad mini, show she has a super bowl ad,
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ptions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. fantastic. welcome, everybody. thank you for being here. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] that's all that matters. >> audience member: i love you! >> jimmy: i love you, too. here's what people are talking about. earlier this week, justin bieber debuted a new tattoo of an "x" on his left arm. yeah. [ light laughter ] first time he's been spotted with an x on his arm since selena gomez. and it's -- [ audience ohs ] they will date again. [ laughter ] i just -- i just heard that nickelodeon is coming out with a spinoff of "dora the explorer" aimed at preschoolers. or, in other words, they finally admitted the original was totally aimed at stoners. [ laughter ] [ as dora ] "can you say argentina?" [ as stoner ] "uh, no." [ laughter ] some more tv news. tlc has renewed its reality show, "breaking amish," for a second season. [ scattered cheers ] yeah. parents of those kids would be so proud if they had any idea what that meant. [ laughter ] this
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-- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, welcome. that's what i'm talking about. a great new york city crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we have a fun show tonight. thank you for watching. here's what people are talking about. manti te'o is apparently one of the slowest linebackers to run the 40-yard dash at the nfl combine yesterday. yeah. you could you tell he took it to heart because today he spent three hours on an imaginary stairmaster. [ laughter ] it gets better. here's some celebrity news. in a new interview kim kardashian said that she and kanye west want to get married, but they are not going to rush it. [ light laughter ] and also because they have to wait until kim kardashian is actually divorced. [ laughter ] that's the little thing. once they get that figured out. [ applause ] this is cool. i read that destiny's child singer michelle williams is getting her own reality show called "my sister's keeper." [ light laughter ] which is better than the show's original title, "
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. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com perdue is the first and the only chicken company to have usda process verified programs for fresh, all natural chicken. our chickens are not fed steroids or hormones. [ jim ] we raise our chickens cage-free. we're trying to make a better chicken. that i put on my children's plate. that's why we use all-white meat, breading that is whole grain with omega-3 and no preservatives. it is my goal to make the highest quality,
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[ cheers and applause ] -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. my guest i think you'll enjoy george stephanapolous will be joining us. mr. stephanapolous will be out here in a little bit. we'll talk to him very briefly because he's got to be up in like two hours. big news from vatican city tonight. >> pope benedict xvi announcing he is stepping down as leader of the catholic church. >> jon: popes can do that? i assumed the papacy was like a lifetime commitment like being in the mob or being a correspondent on "60 minutes." in any case we'll bring you full team coverage of the pope's resignation in "holy quit." how is it going with that popey changey thing? now, the pope has issued a statement citing the growing toll of his advanced age leaving him ill suited for his ministry. but popes usually don't retire until they are called back to the home office. this hasn't happened in 600 years. the obvious question woul
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. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >>> i feel great about him accepting my baggage. i think it's just time to meet a person to make me forget about the past. >> live from the kgo-tv broadcast center this is abc7 news. >> good morning. the woman who became infamous for lie about finding a finger in a cup of chili in 2005 is in legal trouble again. police are talking about it at a news conference right now in san jose. this time, the 57-year-old anna ayala is accused of lying to protect her son over a gun incident. amy hollyfield joining us now from the women's prison. she and her son will be in court today? >> at 1:30. right now at jail they are preparing to transport her to court to face her new charges. we went inside the jail and asked her if she would give us an interview on camera and officials sat the jail say she told them i'm not interviewing with nobody. here is her new mug shot, this is just taken yesterday after her arrest. she now is charged with being an accessory to a felony and filing a false police report. investigators say she lied to them to cover up
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